the gf edish
>>221801472
Please refrain from posting Andalu-sama's gf.
feeling thoughtful and sad
are girls just going outside just wearing thongs and a bra wtf???
>>221801472wtf is that
brits be sweatin' they asses off
>>221801495this is the true spirit of kitchencels that has been chipped away at by foids and larpers
>>221801494how can she wipe?
might get the dip out
>>221801444
new ocd fixation acquired
>>221801513its a womanyou'd see them if you ever left your smelly bedroom
>>221801532>>221801494WOW MAMAshe don't need to wipe with me around ;)
>>221801494Someone wanks to this landwhale
On train
>boomer daily wail-reading retards still think global warming is a myth >34° in May nice job retards
>>221801495he poo on the plate?
>>221801461i'm using basic ass chrome mate its fucked no matter what browser i use
>>221801532That's what your tongue is for, bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlnvgtgYqcI
postman pat postman pat postman pat and his black and white cat
>>221801565Yep. And this is only the hottest may of our lives so far
Standard bank holiday behaviour
watching roaches climb the wall
>>221801565we still don't have a plan to reverse it lol. as if 34's gonna be the height and it's not just gonna keep going up and up decade after decade
>>221801597corr with some nice rolls and some ketchup i assume
>>221801575urge to wank... RISING...........
>>221801430>>221801570Have you tried not being retarded?Literally nothing wrong with the captcha unless you have nigger-tier iq
>>221801614Need to be literally sucking co2 out the air but that's incredibly energy intensive.
omg Notts County have just conceded their FOURTH goal against Salford meaning that it is now 4-3 to Salford City oh my days what an ABSOLUTE COLLAPSE this is
>>221801538that webm is a legitimate medical procedure, where's the porn?
well i'll be dead soon so who cares
my freezer is melting
tummy is full of all sorts of muckdiet for the rest of this week i reckon
>>221801597activeee
Too hot team it's a roasting
>>221801652This our mantra. This is our moment.
>>221801642the wife
>>2218015641. give us a bite2. why are you not drinking from that piss from the can
sucking co2 up my arse
been a passchad for many years but sometimes get banned and have to resort to using the captchathe only thing I hate is when it asks for the line with two circles at the end and one of the circles has a little line extending from it. cheeky cunt is always impossible to find amongst its cohort
>>221801670Did you get out at all for some sun?
so i'll forego air con (with leccy from the wind and solar) while the little chinese fellas, fat yanks, and traindodgers all burn coal for a chuckle?yeah alright pal
>>221801670do you get dysphoric when you feel the sweat upon your bollocks (male)
>>221801614>things are going to get worse so what’s the point just let things get worseConsidering we’ve known about it all this century if they had actually done stuff about it 2 decades ago then we might have actually stopped it getting worse.
>>221801564must be sweltering in there
>>221801277ruby and alex o'connor should have a bunch of children and save the Race
>>221801673hate women who dress like that, it's tacky and low class
>>221801597carcinogenic rotten corpse, yummy!
>>221801670what qualifies as "roasting" in britain
>>221801706she is pretending to be a PE teacher
>>221801673if you told me this would be my wife in 15 years i'd take it
>>221801721It's only 34 celcius but humidity makes it feel like 39
>>221801706hate how leggings have replaced skirts
oh hold on lads this nigga from Arizona is going to school us all on what "roasting" REALLY means!
who is /brit/ supporting tonight? St Mirren or Partick Thistle?
saw a woman wearing a jumperfucking madness
>>221801737was just about to say thisthen the AC debate will ramp up
hate women
No valid captcha.
>>221801733didnt know the uk went above 90 degrees
>>221801633you are being intentionally obtuse, it's a pain in the arse whether you're a mensa member or not
Business idea: air conditioned sofa
>>221801748up the thistle
>>221801737then in 6 months time they're eerily quiet while putting their big coats on when it's 15 degrees outside
SMELLY VIRGINS OF THE WORLDUNITE
Codyyy
posted some gems in the mexican gf new but janny smashed it into oblivion
>>221801786it got to 37C a few years ago
>>221801720he should get some extruded mould on there instead x
your response rorke?
>>221801806yo bro we're goin to new or-leans
Why do football mongs post here, there's a whole fucking board for it.
>>221801565Worst part is when the equator/African continent becomes unsuitable for life guess where they're going to head
>>221801751ktimdon't want anyone seeing my disgusting malformed body and laughing at me like they always do
>>221801841to Antarctica
>>221801837looks like a sesame street set
too hot to wank
>>221801789im ini'll offer you 100,000 for 40% of your company
>>221801839this is their whole life
>>221801841KFC
>>221801565They put the big scary red map on the weather report, we need to give more money to third worlders to reduce global wammling now
>>221801831screaming he didn't really post this did he
>>221801871scream
>>221801687No will be waiting until dark and scurrying to the shop for supplies
>>221801565>c02 in atmosphere goes up 0.01% over 100 yearsLOOK BROS ITS MANMADE CLIMATE CHANGE THATS WHATS KILLING US bet you think the covid-19 "vaccines" rok too almao
>>221801891sad little freak
>>221801875https://x.com/RupertLowe10/status/2058894799285985710
Wish dua lipa would let her body hair grow. Need to see her thicky ropey armpit hairs in full bloom like a spring flower
>>221801592Yeah and the coldest you'll ever experience again so best make the most of it
>>221801751I saw a bunch of blacks and indians wearing hoodies and jackets at the park, having those enlarged sweat glands must work well on warm days
watching african american lagoon
>>221801908scream
>>221801839appreciate english culture you absolute mong
>>221801564avanti west coast?had that same burger yesterday, with an inchs cider. strange.
>>221801920Wtf is this true grok, I’m voting for polanski right now
went for coffee and this random girl sat down beside me and asked me to be her bf???
>>221801786global warming innit
might to to bossman's to buy a Guinness
>>221801946What are Avanti West Coast like? I moved away before it changed from Virgin, who were alri.
>>221801946Do you want to come to my house x
So fucking unfair my fat evil sister had a kid and got a free council house with no rent or council tax and I'm stuck in my childhood bedroom with no chance of ever getting a handout
>>221801946i had a few inches cider last night. missus didnt enjoy it
to combat climate change we must kill all non whites, then we'll deal with climate change
>>221801956luckyyyyy...
>>221801831what does carol vorderman look like
going to do a "kill myself"
>>221801956the only correct way forward is to take her for a test drive in the bathroom
>>221801975why do you get pregnant then?
>>221801972still a virgin though
>>221801989
>>221801979harsh but fair
>>221801995hear it's permanent
If I was in britain on a 95 degree day id be shagging all the birds and playing the acoustic guitar outside in a hawaiian shirt while all the britsissies hid inside
americans be like "I hate them blacks and mexicans and ESPECIALLY those commies in russia and china"
>>221802011
fucking heaving
>>221802007I have a health condition that means I can't get pregnant or have babies. I don't want children anyway I think it's noncey having kids
>>221801979The solution will be a form of green imperialism, it’s not enough we go net zero, we have to build a strong military and conquer the third world and enforce net zero policies on them too.
>24 years oldsome of these greeks/cypriots age extraordinarily desu stay out of the sun lads
changing my race
>>221802017not truei hate white leftists more than all of them
This fat spastic has cancer doesn't he
>>221802030Unreasonably fit for an oldie
>>221802031that's Toto Wolff, F1 gaffer, he's bout 50-60 not 24
We should turn the third world into massive energy farms and its inhabitants into biofuel
>>221802021the white biomass
>>221802017not true i love everyone except asians
>>221802021like the good old days. the traditional british seaside holiday will make a comeback in the next 10 years
brits do not suffer
>>221802062she's had more work than mi5
>>221802021Cor, all those brighton bulldykes
>>221801972They're quite good but costs a fortune. Got no complaints about it.Northern Rail on the other hand are shite, and they do this whole "true norfern soul" gimmick to make it seem okay
>>221802057Wish he'd die already so we can at least progress the storyline instead of being stuck in this shit nothing ever happens loop
>>221802078sounds disgusting
>>221802023I was using one of the Aldi baskets with wheels earlier but the handle was too short for me to pull it comfortably. could you pass this on?
doing wank battles on the /brit/ discord again
>go to the seaside>get stabbed after a seagull steals my chips
ruby granger is kind of based for going to exeter unishe was trying to get away from the biomass clearlywish i'd gone to exeter myself or somewhere in cornwall. went to imperial instead and was 1 of like 5 white people in the whole class
Just did scrambled egg and avocado on toastFull of goodness
uk niggas be paying private chinese owned companies £376.50 for a single one-way ticket from london to brighton while i can travel literally any location in my entire state for a mere TEN Australian dollars thanks to our state-owned public transport... makes you think doesnt it
>>221802088How tall are you? I've never had issues with them
>>221802085But the iran war will be over in two weeks but also the us already won but also hormuz is blocked
>>221802021Made the mistake of going into Brighton on Saturday. Foolish on all counts.
>>221802096it does
>>221802078carol vorderman's arsehole flavour
the slow cooker chicken is done and shreddednow i will store it for later feasting
>>221802057that's just a blown vein from a bad needle job lol t. first aid qualified (st john's ambulance)
>>221802065that's Fidias Panayiotou, Greek Cypriot politicianCurrently 26 but that pic was taken in 2024why must you LIE
>>221802083I used to live near MK, it was cheap up to Birmingham and down to Euston but beyond that was a con.
>>221802110Why's he getting them every two weeks though?
yanks really do get all excited when a new flavour of goyfizz comes out
that time of the year again where all I do is gawk at fit womens toes and tummies like a freak
>Khaby Lame will appear in a cameo role in 007 - First Light.
>>221802079Oh yeah? *does the wanker hand move at you and walks away*
yeah so anyway it fucking looms
>>221802105get the ZOGverment overthrowed lad
>>221802128I have to have regular blood tests as part of my hormone replacement therapy
*licks lips*
>>221802107corr
Been reading about this all afternoon and it seems to be legal to get a boat and patrol the Channel yourself. Even seems legal to pretend you're going to ram them
… scored a really early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
frankly the idea of an australian living more than 5 minutes away from the coast disgusts me
30.5 degrees in my grotty hovelnot on is it
>>221802128mate he's about 90, he's on his last legs either way so IDK but blown veins always look dramatic but they're really nothing to be concerned about
>>221802104it's alright near the station and queen's road but don't venture further down
>>221801494average married mexican woman
Went to the seaside last year and it stunk of shit Like actual shit poo and arse
>>221802158got the windows open?
>>221802152hope are tim has air con in his room. he'll be melting away otherwise
>>2218020996ft 1, I had to lean over a bit and it strained my back muscle. It could cause an injury to a customer if they had a big shop and were doing it for a long time
>>221802158Should have kept the windows closed you mong
>>221801151Boomers are more likely to be racist though.>>221801193I'm just speaking the truth. When you look at Jewish people there is a huge range of beliefs and behaviours.>>221801210>When someone says "white people" it could mean rorke, leftypol, deano, a tarq, a chav... these categories don't exist in the jewish people. they are a unified ethnicity with a singular essenceThere are different types of Jews though. Larry David doesn't have the same views as a very conservative Jew, does he?
>>221802096Is your public transit actually good? Hits all the small towns does it? Could you take it to natural areas & national parks?
>>221801472I hate that as an adult you have to take blame for something just so someone will shut the fuck up and you have peace it's like why the fuck do as a 23 year old have to say I am sorry for some bullshit you do
what poo film should I poo watch
>>221802153your thoughts on alice springs?
>>221802180>>221802189all closed, blinds shut
>>221802173Was at spiegeltent so it was mental, lots of fitties around in not much clothing so not really complaining. Paid 30 quid for a taxi home instead of getting the bus because I simply could not hack it
>>221802148pits and tits
>>221802152>>221802183He deserves to suffer after what he did>>221802188Sorry to hear that
>>221802214got the radiators on?
>>221802214Put the heating on, it sounds like it wouldn't work but it does, trust me.
>>221802181>sorry m8 no windows allowed. planning regulations you see>no no no mate nothing to do with making it cheap and nasty as possible
is mouldie up to his tricks again
>>221802158my incel studio is nice and cool but I've had the windows closed and my flat is on the north-east face of the building which is good apparently
your silly little jewish bank holiday is overare you ready for toil?
>>221802218she looks like a fetal alcohol munter. probably 100% british genes if shes from the south
just isn't very pretty is she
Glad I live in Norfolk and it's easy to find empty bits of beach without runts. Do I have friends I can go to the beach with? No, but that's not the point.
dead general
Wish I wasn't such an indoor reclusive freak. Wish I was normal and just did normal things
>>221802192yes, yes, and yes lolhave been to small towns, natural areas, and national parks all via public transport before
>>221802218Should be a war crime for her to wear this dress and not allow me to slide my dick up and down the fabric over her tits. Send her to the hague
>>221802210the sun's anvil
>>221802264you can probably swim well what with your webbed hands and feet
Shropshire is a land-locked county with no beaches
just been raped
>>22180215828 here
>>221802304in greggs?
>>221802297Not from Norfolk originally so I have the right number of digits and my parents aren't related.
>>221802275Only post that has ever made me consider visiting your cunt, that's great.
>>221802303Employed Woman is a man-cocked cunty with no bitches
>>221802274i'm a grotty wormoid goblin of a man and i went to a beer garden and outdoor rave yesterday with my matestoday i'm on the coke comedown thoughever
>>221802328so, where does the pee come out?
>>221802342kek
cant believe how bad mcdonalds chips are now
I kinda envy Europe and the US, where there are many small private houses. In South Korea, not many people live in private houses. Usually, those who live in private houses in the city are the wealthier people. I would like to build and live in a Korean traditional house, but I do not have the money to do so.
>>221802303you're a cocked downy with no bitches
>>221802328
>>221802210full of feral fallout ghoul aborigines
you love to see it
might learn Cumrag so I can understand what the Transport for Wales train announcements say
>>221802303Drive to a beach then like everyone else does
love films about the olden times
>>221802361Why do Koreans need a private house when they're too busy studying or toiling?
>>221802342>>221802362right
>>221802389somewhere to play league of legends when the cafe or library is closed
just went out and saw full on arses and titszoomers really just going out bare naked?
>>221802361come and live with me
>>221802361why are they made of wood that isn't very secure. will the romanian and african immigrants not be able to break in easily?
>>221802411Where?
>>221802346Fucked myself up real bad with similar at the early may bank holiday and quite enjoying not being in that condition this time around. Godspeed lad the suffering of a comedown and this heat is brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbld80NKFWU
>>221802426in the park
>>221802398skin cancer. sad!
>>221802412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89efMFClfPQGreat, albeit a bit noncy, song.
>>221802373I love to see this
>>221802398how it feels to drive after 2 beers
>>221802411corr get your phone out
was thinking of a song and then went on YouTube and the song was right there primed and ready to listen tospooky
>>221802464weird innit
another chilly day with more coming up. wish summer would get here already
>>221802464they're listening
>>221802411get the creepshots snappedget them uploaded for the lads on /brit/
>>221802464I've got an autistic spiritual journal and write down synchronicities like that now.
no one talks about s club 7 anymore
>>221802191i could say “spainards are louder than brits” and most people who have lived in both countries would agree. they aren’t agreeing to the idea that every spainard is louder than every brit. you seem unable to understand
>>221802464was it Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good (Nana's Journey Into Song, March 8th, 1979)?
brutally and i do mean BRUTALLY molesting a packet of cheese supreme doritos
>>221802495bloody wokes banned it
>>221802495Didn't one die? They're S Club 6 now.
>>221802495That Britain is gone
sausage bacon egg triple
i cant take it anymore
for me it's the humble sour cream and oniondont need your "shrimp and ketchup" flavoured nonsense
>>221802509no it's from a tranny RPGMaker game
>>221802513Ugh can... can you record you eating them?
>>221802532ktim
>hottest ever May on recordWhen did the records begin??
>>221802495GTA III has a strip club called sex club 7
>>221802545today
don't know what to do really don't
>>221802545last year
>>221802398potentially the most tasteful receding hairline in human history
at least it will be back to normal soon
>>221802427slept about 7 hours so its not too bad just want to get my life together pronto get back in the gym stop getting fucked up on drugs all that
>>221802523Didn't H get done for noncing?
>>221802545stop whinging
>>221802523yh.. but the woke mandates that it just be called 'S Club' now
>>221802591ktim
if this is is it in may. july august will kill off many a boomer . hell yeah. biggest generational transfer of wealth incoming Kerching!!!
>>221802494That's a nice idea but how do you think the journal will benefit youI used to journal my dreams and their supposed meanings but it seemed pointless tbqh
>>221802537fag
>>221802569Rubbing my incelious hands with glee when the normies come down with the shit weather heheheh
>>221802603>Kerching!!!alri rudeboy
>>221802591
>Rape now considered "acceptable" by majority of 16-25 year oldsDamn what is wrong with zoomers
>>221802611how is she being trolled
>>221802398need to start sleazemaxxing pronto
>>221802591had one of my first ever wanks to homer fucking marge
>>221802609Looking for links and reflect on things innit. I've got a dream journal but most of my dreams are mundane and dull, I only write down the interesting ones.
i was once told that waitresses spit in your food if you're rude to themi've been trying to be as rude as possible hoping i'd get a saliva filled soup or spit covered sandwich but it never happenshow do i get women to spit in my food?
get the care homes air con'd
>>221802611probably more than most yanks have
>>221802661yanks either have 500k in their bank account or are in massive debt
fallout nwe vegas fgreatest video game of all time
pcberg heating my incel enclosure up to 60 degrees
>>221802655ask them
>>221802661If only you knew how bad it was
>anti-semitism is now considered "mandatory" for all short kingswhy did gen alpha do this
>>221802683not even the third best bethesda game
>>221802683tranny game
>>221802683no
>>221802656Oldies are always cold so aren't bothered, the temperature is set to 26C in my 101 year old gran's room.
>>221802683fallout new gender more like
just wanna sleep but can'tactually insane they expect people at work tomorrow
>>221802454Good and highly accurate post
>>221802714Genuinely think bottom left is on my estate because I remember seeing something like that on rightmove last year.
>>221802714bristol bottom right
New>>221802758>>221802758>>221802758
>>221802732Show us your balls
>>221802696>>221802725
https://youtu.be/i_Q35O92r2o
>>221801472today I learned aliens can hide inside the throats of beautiful young womenhorrors beyond our comprehension
