bucket of wine edition
Who hates anime more, rorke or leftypol?
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke:Leftypol:Rorke:Leftypol: I think your mic is muted.Rorke:Leftypol: Did you say something?Rorke: I'm a gay nigga and I take that sausage
>>221805252Imagine doing a big poo in this bucket and people won't realise and will complement the distinct flavour of the wine until they reach that critical point...
https://youtu.be/hTlwiSN0QXw
meltdown
check the ghosts
>>221805252it comes in buckets?
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.24 year old woman: You two sound way too entertained over beverages.Rorke: It’s been a long day.Leftypol: We’ve reached the point where milk discourse is peak comedy.24 year old woman: I leave Discord for one afternoon and come back to this.Rorke: You don’t understand. There are tiers to it.Leftypol: Yeah. Whole milk, oat milk, mysterious fridge milk—24 year old woman: “Mysterious fridge milk” sounds like a side quest item.*Everyone laughs a little.*Rorke: “Consumed by accident. -5 HP.”Leftypol: “+10 confusion damage.”24 year old woman: Honestly that explains half my university experience.Rorke: See? She gets it.*Someone’s microphone crackles loudly.*Leftypol: WHOA. Sounded like a transformer exploding.24 year old woman: Sorry, that was me moving my headset.Rorke: For a second I thought the oat milk machine had become sentient.Leftypol: “I REQUIRE MORE OATS.”
can't even fathom the millions of sweaty smelly fannies in this country right now
bit chilly so i have the electric blanket on
omg fuck off please
>>221805262Alright thanks I’ll have a look now
i'd leave this place in a heartbeat if i had other people to throw my stream of consciousness at. but i don't so im here forever
>>221805302
>>221805312bugger off
ruining his life he is
look at these bungling idiots
>>221805306corr
>>221805340Grandad this is ai
>>221805299sup ghostie
>>221805311more of a comment really
>>221805340ai
>>221805302Sauce?
>>221805355can't be. saw it on facebook lad
>>221805359wrong leaf
no marges?
time for bed
why does it feel likesomebodys watching me
>>221805317it actually sets at 7:59pm
>>221805387bit early
I can't post
>>221805350https://youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA
>>221805331I've caught your stream of consciousness lad. Now blog on
>>221805350>up to 20 years shelf lifeIs it freeze dried?
>>221805340that's AIthis is real
hate when the days are long
>>221805412hate it when the days are shortneed the days to be normal
>>221805396sun never sets on the british empire thougheverbeit
>>221805409thumbnail looks like a horrible liveleak video
waiting for someone to post something i disagree with so i can feel angry and self righteous
>>221805405throw it back then dickhead
you now remember these
>>221805438sensations are better than kettle chips
>>221805409one of my all time favourite vids
for me it's mid-december. dark at half 3 until 8am, cosy with the heating on and christmas looming
>>221805438your opinions are gay
>>221805412In Alaska in the summer they have weeks of continuous 24 hour daylight
i've had a tuna sando and some chips for my tea
>>221805449I was thinking about these the other day because I saw something that looked like them
you now remember lucozade sport
>>221805456pallid little gimp
i dont follow daylight saving timei simply wok from 10am-5pm instead
>>221805449I remember, would always get them at Indian restaurants along with that ball of ice cream covered in nuts with meringue or something inside.
>>221805428Can’t imagine what it’s like being that rich
wonder what it's like when you live somewhere with no night
Waiting for the sunset to go shop team when it's less hot might bag some reduced sandwiches
scream
>>221805491I remember these
(mummy)
>>221805456giga peng
I come to bury rorke, not to praise him
I doubt facebook normies even know where Norway is
>>221805488>i simply wok from 10am-5pm insteadalri Chinaman
Sunshine makes you happy
>>221805476No you didn't Be quiet
>>221805500bit of 'zon surfing is it?looking for anything in particular?
>>221805522hope both the people in this image die
>>221805527for as we know, janny is an honorable man
>>221805495imagine living in a place with no day
Used to know a guy from space
>>221805522does Sal not realise he is speaking to THE Omar Muhammad?
>>221805578bizarre lie
>>221804528Space is a vacuum so there isn't anything to conduct and trap heat
>>221805495OH MY GOD JUST KISS HER AND MAKE LOVE TO HER AND CARE FOR HER UNTIL I DIE
>>221805578
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779492916748586.mp4what the brits call, scran
>>221805587Its true Space John we used to call him
Gonna write a novel about a future when everyone mysteriously stops shitting
>>221805495she said norway but i think she means nigeria coz she is black like nigeria people
>>221805606can see her willy
>>221805602me and the missus
that's enough mucking aroundWHAT are you getting from Mr Whippy?or were you a Mister Softee man?
>>221805606you saw some arse and fanny and immediately thought of us. bit bent
>>221805605koreans are just slutty japs aren't they
>>221805605luv these japanese panel shows. could watch them all day
toilfus tits were immense today in her skimpy little tank top today. how am i mean to work with them right in front of me. weather doesnt turn until the weekend
>>221805625do they keep eating?
>>221805605thriller innitmad they cant invent anything original over in asia. culturally bankrupt
>>221805606lovely set of sex holes
>>221805628not proper black though
>>221805643yeah can i get uuh Rolo niggerbocker glory?
gone off asian fanny, MENA fanny is the future
>>221805672mah nigga
I've always felt more affinity with Japanese media and Japanese culture than any other
>>221805605
years of defending our cuisine on the internet and these spud bro cunts come round and have the most ghastly shit imaginable with people lining the streets for a chance to eat it bizarre stuffwish I hadn't wasted all those hours now
>>221805643this one please
>>221805672why can't you be normal?
the vengabus is coming
>years of defending our cuisine on the internet
Starmer please can you switch off the sun for a bit cheers
>>221805670that is NOT what it's called
>>221805651bet theyre tiny
I want to shag one of those mentally ill japanese girls that walk around shinjuku all night cutting their wrists>>221805651why were you working on a bank holiday like a paki
call me old fashion but I really don’t think it should be legal. I do support starmers efforts to rid our country of it
>>221805692that'll be the waffle cone with or without flakegood choice
>>221805643one dubai chocolate macaron please
got the playlist on shuffle
learning how those mean communists stole christmas
>>221805651everyone knows she doesnt exist you can stop the larp
thinking how charlie kirks death became a memethen realised jesus' death likewise was ridiuculed and memed
david lammy's wife is fit
>>221805696Ominous
>>221805522at least tim has a real disability, whats this freak's excuse
>>221805643standard 99 none of that woke bollocks for me
>>221805725smart shuffle ? x
only the lowest iq goyim think israel was involved in kirks shooting. the same type of people who think George bush personally orchestrated 9/11
>>221805751
david wammy's life is shit
reading up on Loevinger's stages of ego development
>>221805768shut up you retarded nigger nobody gives a shit
might play some starfox 64
>>221805790done him
>>221805790
mental how porn, abortion, predatory lending, and gambling are still legal. the joos will never ever allow us goyslaves to make them illegal
>>221805790sent him flying
>>221805768>>221805790sorry the heat is making me irritable i didn't mean it mate
KEEP YOUR HOUSE IN DISORDER
>>221805812mental is it?
NEED NEED NEED ALYSA LIU'S HOLES SPREAD IN MY FACE
>>221805790egp
>>221805812Abortion I don’t care aboutPredatory lending is already illegal here
>>221805833gp
>>221805656Yes! It'll be unexplainable! Until I explain it
>>221805692>>221805643yeah i'll take an ice cream sandwich
>>221805790hoofed that yankified freak to texas
these rorkes ain't loyal :/
huge chebs just been run over outside my house. ambulance already on the scene in under 5 minutes
rorke the typa nigga to listen to the UNDERTALE ost in his smelly bedroom and softly weep to himself (its me)(i’m rorke)
>>221805850sorry mate no custom jobsplenty of ice creams on the menu
right well that's the dinner eaten
haircuttoil on the morrow
>>221805883cutey
>>221805884oh fuck off
>>221805898need one this weekdreading it as per usual
>>221805841Not really though is it, usury is what the entire banking system is based on. They're making money off the money we store in their banks. Also student loans are the absolute definition of predatory lending, it's not as fucked as in US but it's pretty bad. I've owed about 20k for 15 years despite increasing wages and consistently paying it off. AND mortgage rate fuckery. All lending is predatory because we're paying back magnitudes more than we borrowed in the first place, way above what would be considered reasonable interest.
painkillers not touching my incel headache that I've got from being an incel probably
rorke thinking the N word is absolutely hilarious
>>221805709i work in the jockland government. we are slaves to england
gonna cook some rice in the oven
>>221805924white people are creepy
>>221805898they have robots to do this in china
>>221805931doesnt take kindly to be called a goyim thoa superior race calling you a slur isnt too nice is it rorkey poo x
>>221805883was never very impressed by the undertale osttbf i was never very impressed by undertale either
>>221805929dehydration probably in this heatpossibly eye strain so a nap is good, but a gel eye mask is betterand then painkillers>t. lifelong headache haver because the cia beam x-rays into my brain
>>221805953JUST
>>221805926How can student loans be predatory if you can literally get away with not paying it if you earn under a certain amount of money lol how tf is that predatory it’s the opposite
is the bloke who want fragrances with high performance in hot weather online
>>221805955joo isn’t a race, or a religion, it’s like being a zombie but you can still think and talk
>>221805950theyre dutch tbf
>>221805958guessing you’re over the age of 35
i owe $20k in student loansi suffer in america
>>221805987Because I earn above that amount and have to pay them money all the time
>>221805996neither is being whitejust pointing out how funny it is racists build up a heirarchy that they themselves arent even top of
in scotland we don’t pay student loans because it’s subsidised entirely by the english taxpayer
should I get the summer duvet out?
>>221806003im 27meaning i was part of the cohort that were most enamoured by itprobably the main reason why i thought it was overrated
>>221806022single light cotton sheet weather this lad
/brit/ is where all the biggest shaggers of Britain gather to share their top sex tips. We don't cater to virginous incels around here
>>221806022and you dont seem to understand...
open borders for israel
just had a wank
>>221806051the hottest memes from /pol/ circa 2017
>>221806040this is nuts
air dropping a billion indians into Israel
>>221806019>just pointing out how funny it is racists build up a heirarchy that they themselves arent even top ofthat's how you know they're telling the truth
>>221806040WAHEYYY DING DONG BAYBEEE
>>221806003>>221805958>>221805883that one undertale song has a decent start but gets old fastmaybe it's better in the game if it's during a hype moment, but i didnt like the game
>>221806019>calling a nigger a nigger means you believe in some sort of racial heirarchyor maybe it just means someone is acting like a nigger
>>221806040bring it back keir
sikhs are bro tier
>>221806065Let's see Iron Dome deal with that lot
>>221806082all me
>>221806082all m- shit nevermind i guess none me
:/
>>221805931
>>221806072
should “nietzschean” racists that base their entire metaphysics on “might makes right”, and “the weak must make way for the strong”, not venerate the jews since they allegedly hold power over them.
The Dominator™
>>221806050um
having been out on the lash yesterday i have come to the conclusion football fans are losers groups of men wearing other mens name on their backs all in unison covered in sponsors, ick centralé x
>>221806127
let's see tim allen's card
>>221806107screamed at the sacked tranny one tbf
firing black bioweapons at tel aviv
>>221806121dont know sorry
>>221806129yeah bet you love football fans coming to conclusions on your twinky little body
>>221806145UERGH?
got over 100k in student loans. didnt graduate. unemployed
ladsit might be too hot
>>221806187alright leftypol
rorke's such a fucking mong that he wanked into a flowerpot expecting a tree to sprout from it, silly cunt
>>221806191many are saying this
>>221806171imagine 10 year old you knowing you’d grow up to spend your days posting stuff like this online
Couldn't stand Undertale when I tried playing it. Reeks of fat Homestuck tumblr furry shite
I'm £300 into my overdraft coz I wanted a telly
>>221806171Quite an intelligent zinger this, expect your ten year old self would be very impressed with your superior wit
>>221806209it's reddit humor: the game
Leftypol got a degree in making avocado on toast
me? i'm a master of baiting. a master baiter, if you will
>>221806209i heard of that game but automatically assumed its for trannies dont even know what its about tbqh
just had a #1reckon i'm not drinking enough water
>>221806215which one did you buy
>>221806209well you'd be shocked to learn that it was made by a homestuck fan
>>221806201when i was a teenager i would piss in the corner of my backyard and a bush grew in that spot
>>221806232do you realise what you just said?
>>221806209Funnily enough all Undertale fans are homestuck furry freaks, or previously wereThink the guy that made it is one too
>>221806265piss is nutritious for plants i think
>>221806237Sometimes I run the gamut during the same poo sesh, it's kino
leftypol a fan of homestuckrorke a fan of being homestuck
did you know undertale was made by a homestuck fan?
>>221806237you're not eating enough fiber
when the Chinese place is clearly triad-run but the food is great so you don't really care
I don't really even know what homestuck isJust know that every person I've spoken to that says they like homestuck is a tranner of some kind
>>221806295did you know 100% of people who enjoy undertale are paedophisles?
business idea: niggertale
>>221806312you wouldn't know if it's triad runthey go to great lengths to make sure gwai lo don't see them
>>221806317ground zero of tumblr humour and subsequently reddit humour and lead into the fat tranny freak epidemic we have now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OE_jjJkkD8Can hear rorke bumping this two flats below
no chinese ever called me goyim
wish tumblr was still aroundit was a great containment zone, now that fucking faggotry is all over the internet
OH MY SCIENCE IT'S SANS UNDERTALE
Please be patient to UK content creators We are currently being hit with a pretty intense heatwave, meaning we'll probably be working a tad slower, have less energy and may even need to take a break from our PCs to prevent them from overheatingAlso none of this "Well we have it hotter over here" bs:- UK heat is built different - Most of us don't have ACs since we rarely NEED them for most of the year- Our houses are built to keep heat in due to how cold our weather can get- We aren't as used to hot weather given how 80% of the year, UK weather isn't hotWe're not trying to dispute who has it worse/hotter, we just want patience and understanding
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>jump in shower for literally 10 secs (ice cold)>waddle in front of my fan and turn it on>bloody freezingCRIMINALLY comfy right now ladsCRIMINALLY
the BYD century
>>221806383downloaded some good nudes before the purge
>>221806390why's he eating in bed? why's he in bed when it's light out?
>We aren't as used to hot weather given how 80% of the year, UK weather isn't hotthey say this literally every single year
>>221806401big yellow dick
Replace all browns and blacks with Chinese and see the improvement overnight
>>221806386going to start labelling my prescence on 4chan as a "content creator"
Please be patient to UK content creatorsWe are currently being hit with a pretty intense heatwave, meaning we'll probably be working a tad slower, have less energy and may even need to take a break from our PCs to prevent them from overheatingAlso none of this "Well we have it hotter over here" bs:- UK heat is built different- Most of us don't have ACs since we rarely NEED them for most of the year- Our houses are built to keep heat in due to how cold our weather can get- We aren't as used to hot weather given how 80% of the year, UK weather isn't hotWe're not trying to dispute who has it worse/hotter, we just want patience and understandingrorke: give me oil in my lamp keep me burning give me oil in my lamp I pray
science is all we hecking have you dumb theist
>>221806408>80% of the year, UK weather isn't hotis summer a new thing in the yookay?
>>221806401
/brit/ should start its own organised crime syndicate
… now it’s wine time wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
>>221806401slopmobiles
>>221806451>lights on while the sun is outwhat a mong
sloppy fart hour been pushing out loads of wet ones
This weather is hell for an overweight fat man.Need to lose 2 stone.In fact it's on my new years resolutions list.
… finally got my watch strap adjusted right - but it was really difficult- wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...
remember the sterling ghost goal in 2014
surprised i was able to solve this
filled another one
>>221806451>under the covers in 30c heatfuck sake are timmers must be sweating like a pig
>>221806474sad really.
they're putting me in charge of making new races for the big 22nd century and i'm thinking of throwing in a few silly ones
>the BYD century
no air conditioning at toil which is where i have to go tomorrow
… now it’s officially my gamer …
>>221806483is there a question to be answered or is it just fun to think about flies and bikes
you can just get gf on the street in japan
need sunstien arrested
booked my ayia napa holiday
we should buy tim a ps5
>>221806513er wheres the uh gearbox thingy
>>221806541i think those are prostitutes actually
>>221806538how much distance does the fly cover
don’t know the obsession this place has with mentally ill alcoholic men in their 50s is it some sadistic fascination with documenting and watching men who are struggling to even function
>>221806448mousey had a similar idea but he couldn’t find a good supply of ephedrine
>>221806513tablet on wheels modern cars are shite
>>221806541prostitutes, japan: :O
would absolutely demolish a 5'1 japanese escort would have her squealing like a pig with my 5'5 incher probably the biggest she's ever seen
Yanks were getting 25 degrees weather in March. You lot are actually whingers.
suicidal thoughts at the highest when it's this hotthis is why i will drink tonight
just watched a wonderful movie with mum. An argentine film. "Un Cuento Chino" >>221805593ktim with every lovely lady
east asians built like children. whats hot about that?
>>221806587Unironically this, prostitution is far too demonised in Britain
>5'5 incher
>>221806625:)
>>221806611- UK heat is built different- Most of us don't have ACs since we rarely NEED them for most of the year- Our houses are built to keep heat in due to how cold our weather can get- We aren't as used to hot weather given how 80% of the year, UK weather isn't hot
>>221806638:|
anyone coming? x
>>221806638
so light….so small….UOHHHHH ToT
>>221806625children
any hot men in
wide stanced with arse facing the tower fan the man don't give a fuck
>>221806569bikes are going 10mph and there's 20mi between them so they will meet in the middle in an hourso that means the fly is flying for an hour at 15mph so it flies 15 milesdid u come to the same conclusion
>>221806676bit hot yeah
>>221806655will ricky steve and karl be there?
>>221806513my company car is a byd
>>221806541It's easy to meet people in Japan when you're white Europeanwe'd be at bars or izakayas and people would just come talk to usJaps love Europe for some reason
>>221806655surely not Ricky, Steve and Karl
the air is too spicy for britbongs
>>221806696no its just a fan thing
>>221805495i want to touch her hair
Japan is way stricter on drugs so Japanese prozzies generally aren't the grim depraved zombie ghoul prozzies we get over here
rorke staring down the barrel of his revolver, wondering if today will be the day
>>221806567worse than that, they're hostesses that you pay to spend time with you while you pay to buy them drinks absolutely nothing sexual
I had the opportunity to be normal in my teen years.God saw I was failing to grasp it and gave me one last opportunity when I was 21.Since then I've been left to circle the drain, on my own, flailing and drowning.Now I'm 32.
Just googled average winter lows in England and Scotland
>>221806701Japs have Paris Syndrome
>>221806733God still gives you a chance to turn to him as long as you are breathing He is not concerned whether you are “normal” or “popular” by the standards of 2026 white British social life
>>221806687yeah that's the trick, but you can also solve it by summing the infinite series of the fly's movement. i guess people who don't see the obvious answer will try that, which would take much longer to do
>>221806708will dickers be there?
woke up dizzy and head feels disconnected all day
>>221806750in disguise yes
This is what it must be like in wog countries year round
any Sad Satan lads inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvnUDF64YfQ
>>221806733ktimmers and have no idea how to fix this
the diet starts *today*
when i die bury me with all my ice on
>>221806758thats the symptoms my uncle had before he had a brain aneurysm
>>221806776Heard it all before mate
>>221806758because of AI slop
booze ban starts *today*
>>221806777when i die bury me without the lights on
>>221806746Nope. God abandons some of his children. I'm living proof.
idea:all friendless neets from /brit/ meet up and go to the pubwe'd all be losers but we won't be alone at least
can't even do a jig in this heat
>>221806776no more knedle
now that statute of limitations ran out I can admit I started gamergate
>>221806819god's not real mate
>>221806828I'd be up for it I'm from the central belt in Scotland if anyone is nearby
>>221806828was tried like 12 years back no one could find each other there's a screencap collage of that thread somewhere out there
uh lads the new?
many people never grow past high school age hence their ceaseless obsession with not being one of the “normal” people
>>221806836that's a toughie, maybe i'll put the diet off until tomorrow
>>221806828careful could very quickly devolve into an orgy
>>221806884cancelled due to high temperatures
>>221806887>high schoolFOY
lads20 grand in a vanguard etf pie right here, right now (S&S ISA)shall I do it? or wait for the Iran shit to blow over?
>>221806887but the earth orbited around the sun another timeits over for me
sex with /brit/ boys
>>221806887Some of that is really deeply rooted in there. Have to function in a group to survive.
>>221806900that’s what we call it in scotland
bought 100 quids worth of shite from amazon
>>221806795thank god
>>221806912bet there are some fit twinks here
>Nope. God abandons some of his children. I'm living proof.
>>221806900my high school has high school in the name, on the signs and on the uniform
Normal people get over not being normal. Not me. I'm not normal, you see.
woke gone mad
>>221806828wish someone would organise this xx
I got quirks but I had a gf that liked them so I got hope for the future
>>221806941FOLC
>>221806950bill gates frying the planet with satellite lasers o algo
>>221806950remember this when it's pissing down at 14C all through june and july
I'll come to the meet up, just gotta lose 7 stone first
>>221806950they want to sous vide britain
>>221806950mad how they use red to indicate hot these days why’d they change it from the humble cartoon sun
this is itthe final brit
Maybe we should start using air conditioning
activeee
>>221806975proper weather can go out comfortably for incel walks in the overcast rain gap
New>>221807012
>>221806997LETS HAVE IT YOU CUNTS
>>221807002this just might be the last /brit/
So this is it. The last /brit/
>>221806977You've got it ladI did 5 stone in a yearCouple more for me
