Dangerous day to be a pint of peroni edition
Young people can't even bake a cake anymore, they just buy one from the supermarket
get the dinner on
>>221804046young hoes cook everything on high
>wifejust makes you imagine a hag desu
>>221804059kahteem with every other barista thats just being polite
>>221804059
was sipping on a 'ed 'ull earlier. 'ugarfree f urse os f ebl b
>>221804074not until half 6 there's still 6 minutes
ive got a cadbury's crunchie ice cream cone with the popping shite on top
Victoria Justice
>>221804100why does he look like a middle aged woman at the top
>>221803909Haven't smoked weed in many years, used to smoke it a bit in uni but wasn't a lotThe thought of me being a stoner gives me the fear now just can't imagine living like that
>>221804123she's pretty
>>221804141is twitter really banned in aus? and bluesky isnt?
>>221804074dinners right there already
>>221804123only know her from that filthy frank song about nickelodeon girls
I don't smoke weed but I have the lazy dosser life of a stoner
10th anniversary of Eversince. Album of the summer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXxr58D-WiM
>>221804141ktim zoomoids will never understand
>>221803939they are attention-starved incel freaks who live their entire lives in one room with their dick in their hands and no one else to talk to and nothing to say so they come up with bizarre time wasting routines like "you farming" and other weird antisocial behaviour just so they can post non stop every day all day forever to hopefully drown out the suicidal thoughts
>>221804141i agree but it’s unrealistic to imagine the internet would have stayed like that forever
referring to my wife as "my partner" so people imagine 50 year old Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon 1, 2, 3 and 4
>>221804168i smoke cos it give me knowledge
>>221804154no it isn't
>>221804169Happy birthday Eversince :>
>>221804168im a stoner and im way more active than you
must be amazing being a teenage lesbianimagine licking your girlfriends fanny for the first time and tasting her sweet musk before she does the same to you
>>221804074need at least 8 inches for that
>>221804171'98 zoomzoom and I 'memba it all clearlythe later zoomers won't
Turning 30 next week lads :(Still never had a GF.Been posting on 4chan for well over a decade.Still live at home.Haven't had a friend since Sixth Form.
>>221804184these niggas we’re such clowns haha loved to shoot them
>>221804141Everything is pozzed as fucked now.
>>221804152>>221804165Which was your favourite Victorious girl when you were a teen?
Far too many nonces here these days.
now imagine being a married lesbian whose double-sided strapon hasn't seen action for a yaer
>>221804184Literally everyone who smokes weed becomes the same leftypol zombie
>>221804106ok
>>221804138I used to be a every day smoker but about 27 it just became horrendous and depressing and now every now and then I think I can smoke it and I get massively para and start overanalyzing everything so can only do it if I'm on xanax and then I'm really just doing xanax so it's pointless
>>221804202shut up you porn brained gimp
>>221804213>Sixth Formfrieza?
>>221804196goodput the animals back in their place
I've never watched victorious but my sister used to watch zoey 101 and I used to pretend I didn't like it but I did
>>221804141It was good until 2014 or so2016 was the beginning of the end A true golden age that we'll never get back now that jews are censoring everything and locking everything behind age verification
>>221804141Yeah, I miss the old internet https://youtu.be/IMgWnCMAigw
>>221804213many such cases
>>221804210yh zillenials like you and me ('97) are a bit different, was on newgrounds/early youtube in the 2000s though
>>221804123dont think she likes wearing that
Dangerous day to be a toilet
>>221804141indeed
>>2218041414 billion lttle third world fellas on it nowit not rightit not bloody right
any sensible centrists in
Used to smoke weed in my early twenties then wanted to up the ante so would drink spirits neat with it and just get brain fried. Genuinely the only time I've ever felt not depressed and thought "wow this is how normal people must feel all the time, just happy and with no negative thoughts". Was like climbing out of the pit for the first time for those brief hours of being super high and drunk, only to get dragged back down again.
>>221803919Yeah you're right lad, and I think being skinny is the biggest thing that's getting me downI've had phases where I'd smash the gym for a few months, get decently big and strong, then stopped going because of exams or toil or whatever and lost the gainsI NEED to get jacked pronto. I'm working part time from next month and won't have any excuses to not be lifting.
Having an ice cream
>>221804204not how it works
>>221804310forgot to attach this image
>>221804274>>221804313wow look there they are again
my taint grease is POTENT today
>>221804312the more you put in, the more you get out
>>221804313What flavour ice cream you sucking on?
why have they started calling it disinformation
>>221804232Lesbians be saying "oh we have this Lesbian thing that happens to Lesbians" while the straights and gays smile and nod knowingly
playing moemon
>>221804313and a penisa penis you have as well
>>221804296They never learned the rules, just over the course of a couple of years went from nobody in India having access to the internet to every cunt having a smartphone and shitting up every single conversation. They've absolutely destroyed any goodwill the rest of the world might have had towards Indians (that and all the rape and shit eating)
>>221804259sent that freak down a couple evolutionary pegs
You're telling me that viruses look like this... and you expect me to believe they're organic life(?)forms, rather than some alien bioweapon dispersed on our planet as a form of population control?
>>221804326corr giz a sniff ruby
>>221804312everyone clowns on gymcels for being red pill cringe but the reality is that is the best return on investment you could be doing as a man looking to gain respect from others
janny fucking on one today
>>221804123
>>221804311very bad and inaccurate mindset to have that. i’m sure you know that now.there’s no such thing as what a “normal person” feels like. everyone is different and everyone feels negative emotions from time to time. to think you’re behind the curve because everyone else is 100% blissful and positive will lead you into chasing highs
not been in m&s in agesbet they have loads of new expensive scran i've not tried
>>221804357can the aliens try harder next time aha x yeah ebola is neat but think they can do better
>>221804357that's apollo 11 mate
>>221804339>it does open your mind and help you empathizeno it doesn’t it just turns you into a mong that’s easily impressed by everything (music, food, opinions, jokes etc)
>>221804387New variants of percy pigs no doubt
hate when you’re just trying to have a conversation in here and you have to read mind polluting posts from demonic users that just post obscene filth and sex stuff fuck off and get a life
convincing myself it would be unethical to take a husky out in this weather so i can laze away in my humid hovel
might play toil of the kingdom after i finish these chicago town minis
>>221804310everything moves, the centre included
>>221804270good days
>>221804413crazy how nature just does that
*pops my hemorrhoids and squirts the blood and goo all over your face*
>>221804404you have to accept some people have more free time on their hands who are going to post all kinds of crap on anonymous forums
>>221804277Victoria has always loved being a tease so I think you're wrong.
for me? it's the Ilyushin IL-76. the greatest soviet aircraft of ALL time
>>221804376I have no family and no friends. I'm defo not in the same category as normal people who have those all their life
>>221804352>They never learned the rulesyou can really see this when they try to make their own memesjust bizarre
>>221804339Oh my god you've done it! The most boring post in the history of /brit/
planned my next EU4 campaign. it involves plenty of hacks and cheese strats
>>221804404wouldnt be so bad if they didnt try their hardest to evade filters
11
expired sausages i ate yesterday feel like they're coming back to haunt me
walking up the stairs is like getting closer to the surface of the sun
Remember Covid?
>>221804243grim as fuck whats the pointi used to smoke it just because it made porn wanks really intense. after I spaffed I would pace my bedroom for hours thinking and analysing everything like a schizo
>>221804460i always like playing ottomans and converting all of europe to islam
>>221804473never happened rorke
>>221804444brace yourself for a big gaslighting reply
heat rises so if u stay downstairs its cooler
>>221804460alri hisn kayfalad
>>221804473for me it's corvid
>>221804444yeah but normal people aren’t at a level of constant bliss and fulfilment. that’s psychologically impossible. don’t seek the use of drugs to fill the gaps in your life. you are lonely. you feel bad because you are lonely. this is totally normal. the cure is connection with others.
hope I die in my sleep tonight haha wahey
>>221804492alri brian cox
Having a glass of water
just got home and my Indian housemates have been cooking curry and god knows what all afternoon so now it's about 40 degrees in here and everywhere smells of it
tendies and chips for dinner
started talking to myself on the incel walks, in my head i'm doing it so only i can hear it, barely registers, but i'm worried people actually can hear it maybedont think my mouth moves than much
people who come on 4chan to give long unsolicited advice posts to people are such sad actsthey don’t get enough shit for it imo
>>221804492how come then it’s cold in spaceanswer this
i dont ready any postlonger than this here sentence
>>221804521The worst thing is remembering something funny and laughing to yourself so you look like a lunatic.
ran outside for the ice cream van but just missed it
>>221804521I talk to myself out loud like seasideMARK in public and I don't care what other people think.
>>221804516has anyone ever died in an Aldi?
>just go outside and bee urself broyh yh FONT
Tried EU5 and it was shit Nothing to do built click the build road / iron mine / paper factor / troop unit once every 10 minutes and then a plague hits
>>221804513
dont think makaveli is gonna last long lads :(
>>221804523don’t come here specifically to give advice. i come here to shitpost and give lads advice if i think i can help
Liberal.... liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl deaths forced government euthanasia chopping up childrens genitals
>bro normals suffer too they're just like youok well they don't do they
eat the nutritious food that's in the fridge or get an ethnically ambiguous man to deliver me some sloptough call
might start pissing on the floor
>>221804455Lol nerd deleted his workout routine bragpost. Americans really are too stupid to participate in this thread
What do we think of Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter?
>>221804553me after doing a urine sample
https://youtu.be/KpuTxPN4KTU
>>221804547problem with eu5 is a can't be arsed to play for 10 hours only to go from 1337 to 1370in eu4 you can do a run in one sittingi'll wait until they add later start dates to play again
>>221804542Someone died in my ALDI. They had a heart attack by the till and as they fell they smacked their head on the till and hit the floor. Paramedics did resuscitate them but they had another heart attack or something and died immediately afterwards
>>221804543>im sad because i have no one>the fix for this is to meet some people>nah, you’re just a bloody NORMIE who doesn’t get it great stuff
>>221804547yeah not as fun as EU4 tbqh
unvaxxed cum will accomplish what bitcoin promised to do
>>221804562Consider how perishable the food in the fridge is
you lads ever experience a girl mirin over youI remember I had a six pack and shit when I was 15 and was at a public pool and saw in my peripheral vision a girl point me out to her friendfelt greatnothing in the subsequent 15 years though
>>221804310ktimused to be a proper Rorke but after some time I realised I was overly zealous and most of what I believed was just inculcated into me from spending my childhood on 4chanNow I'm a sensible centrist. I still think they need to go, but I'm not wasting my life arguing with trannies on the internet about politics anymore, and quite frankly I'm a well off white-collar professional so I've naturally slipped into the "fuck you I got mine" mindset where I'm apathetic to what happens in politics
>>221804577back when they actually drove cars
THEY'VE GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>221804425Jews are truly Italians with worse food, Tony couldn't even tell that his own daughter was Jewish!
like having my backpack on all the time cos it feels like a shell but I feel like I'm being recognised locally for it
>>221804571she has neoliberal teeth
>>221804561you have a 12 year olds view of lifeyou’re not the only person that’s ever felt sad
There's more to fix than just going outside and instantly making friends. That happens to normal people. You think I'd be even typing this shite if it were that easy?
>>221804586are you trained for those situations?also is there a memorial in your aldi now?
>>221804586lie
>>221804586imagine failing to pass so much you give people heart attacksgrim
sixteen sextillian indians
>>221804577i hate how gay f1 has become
>>221804561they do their suffering is just circumstancial and not entirely self-inflicted as in your case
>>221804553Bennyscrounger biomass like this really should be shredded and used as fertiliser
>>221804612backpacknonce? is that you?
Once some 80 year old guy just pissed himself in our local co-op, like there was a big puddle where he'd been standing and then a trail of piss weaving around the shop where he'd walked afterwards tooSeemed totally oblivious to what happened or at least pretended to be
>>221804600yeah a lot during freshers week because i was better looking then and was around horny girls at the same timebeen chasing that high ever since
>>221804624never said i was did i
>>221804577Only used to watch the first few laps of the races back then as that's when the only action would happen, same thing these days.
Hi boysJust wanted to pop in and say Darren can't post over the next week as he's coming with us to Butlins.Hope you have fun without him and I'll get him back to you ASAP! - Eileen
>>221804625yeah but that’s generally the cure to loneliness
>>221804621Teeth?
>>221804643how is my suffering self inflicted then
aw we lost another one troopsanyways, till number 3 is now open, thank you
>>221804666Ok well clearly for whatever reason that cure is extremely difficult for me to attain and people generally avoid me or treat me like a freak or belittle me
>>221804626I wasn't there or really involved I was working on a different till at the time. No memorial or anything would be a bit grim having a memorial of your death at a supermarket >>221804637Wasn't on my till piehead you fat fuck
FUCKING ARSE IS IN A FUCKING SHALLOW POOL OF SWEATBOLLOCKS HAVE A SIMILAR POOLFUCKING PISS TAKE
>>221804625i agreeyou have to sort out your life before you can develop relations with other people because they need to have some respect for you
>>221804665*looks at your bum*
>>221804665>EileenThat's a beautiful name
>>221804523they're the best posters actually
>>221804665ever let him shag you up the arse
Being in a loving relationship is far better than seeking lots of sex with different women The only reason you think otherwise is because Judeo-American media has conditioned you into believing this is success, and not a severe moral failing
>>221804600I've always been oblivious to it, I'm in my 30s now and still struggle to notice it. My mum told me once that she and dad would laugh about how many girls would stare at me when I was younger and I had no idea.
>>221804600I'm 6'4 and used to get very tall girls latch on to me, one was like 6'7 but looked like a goat. Unfortunately for all of them I only fancy shorties with big titties. Luckily they like tall guys also and this infuriates the midgelads
nigga HEIL HITLERnigga HEIL HITLERnigga HEIL HITLER
>>221802499Maybe it's not right to make those generalisations because like you say, they don't always apply. Every person is different. This is why racism is silly. We should judge each person according to their individual merits, instead of assuming things about them based on their ethnicity.
>>221804719>Being in a loving relationship is far better than seeking lots of sex with different women nobody on here disagrees with that retard
>opened the windows in the flat>temperature in my office went from 29.1C to 28.9CGET IN
>>2218047306 7
Why is Britain the most transphobic nation on earth, besides shariah law islamic theocracies and central african tinpot dictatorships?
>>221804719
do celebrities still go to nightclubs, pose with remy martin and brag about having a high net worthdont feel like its the done thing anymore
wouldn't mind a four day work week to be fairno to be fair I wouldn't mind it
none of you are real
i'm going to die
>calling your smelly incel lair an office
>>221804762:/
know too much, reallyproblem is almost all of the things i know dont matter
>>221804778ktim
this ai SHITE fucking useless cunts
>>221804762these are all different men btw
>>221804749
reading the hungarian general not that interesting it's mostly about hungarian things
might give one piece a go on iplayer
>>221804759British women don't want to give away their privileges to men.
I've been completely alone for my entire life
>>221804604Sir Week In Turikiye
>>221804714>>221804718>>221804715vile way to speak to an older lady
>>221804731cuck schizo anthem
bunny doing 67
>>221804708>>221804625and how does one do this? serious
>>221804803aye that rufus is a useless cunt just gives completely wrong information
>>221804762
>>22180474932 in my studio flatballs are dragging around on the floor
>>221804774Go to private parties and fuck kids and do new super drugs the rest of us haven't heard of
>>221804762I will never know this. Just another of the millions of good reasons to kill myself.
>>221804818>vile way to speak to an older ladyI just complimented her name, chud
would you allow a company to make a sex arse out of you by the right price?
>>221804577david "megachin" coulthard in a tuxedo for no reason
Yeah working at the home office* tomorrow, will be back in on Wednesday, give me a ring on Teams if anything urgent.*my childhood bedroom
>>221804843>I will never know thiskek that was my first thought, we're a load of sad moping bastards aren't we?
had to take my shorts off it's that hotbollocks still simmering in my sweat
you lads ever see a baby beaver
>>221804826Thou shalt not be white and in a happy relationship
>>221804866
>>221804809From my experience all of the other generals are more autistic than /brit/ outsider of /esp/
>>221804825
>>221804855Who would want "pathetic loser sex arse"?
>>221804866saw a beaver on a river in ukraine don’t know if it was a baby
>>221804866I have now
>>221804810Use One Pace instead
>>221804866Nonce coded post
https://youtu.be/CGhz57AlmLw
>>221804797>>221804805>>221804826>>221804843
what did he mean by this
>>221804900
>>221804810>>221804907It's shit. Watch Bleach or Fairy Tail instead
>>221804826scrumeaning
>>221804810read a book instead
/brit/, /cum/ and /isr/ alone seem to lack the culture of anime posting that is common on basically all other generals.Think there's a lot to be learnt from that.
>>221804123love her nipples
>>221804919Think I'd probably be annoyed if I'd just woken up and the gf told me it was time to stage some content for her tiktok
rorke opening task manager
>>221804942I think anime is genuinely more popular in other countries than here.
rorke opening his anus
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>221804919dont find asians attractive so this one doesnt affect me
>>221804942/cum/ used to be anime centralassumed it stil was desu
>>221804810watched all of it, best show ever lad
>>221804866um
>>221804956you are not australian
>>221804969Posting on an anime website mate
>>221804969I can't find the old >anime girl with the big forehead that used to be posted here
>>221804961chinese niggas will act like this after losing a game of league of legends
>>221804553impressive his body has survived this far
>>221804572howl
he's had a proper meltdown today
Apparently Hong Kongers get really angry about mainlanders.Mainlanders tend to spit on the pavement, don't understand queuing, and talking really loud.
leftypol: hirorke: greetings
rorke searching the archive
>>221804980I am, you are, we are Australians!
>>221805021don't waste your bandwidth with this one
strange how leftypol seems so obsessed with rorke but the opposite isnt true
>>221805021should filter webms ilke this this is not what I come to /brit/ to see
>>221805021>>221804919if you have a wank you'll stop feeling so lonely immediately btw
wish i had some crisps
>>221805021Thou art wholly from the wheat
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
>>221805058you need help
not seen the cutie walk her dog today
YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING MEI’m just trying to buy weed and this crypto malarkey is the most complicated fuckign thing in the world finally I complete it and they tell me I can’t do anything anyway for 24 hours fuck my life
>>221805071What flavour lad x
the weathers got me feeling horny
>>221805079you have to see a doctor about this mate
>>221805021Has the phrenology of a homosexual male.Indeed, ever since I realised women mostly flamboyant gay men into make up and pop music but without the penis I have been unattracted to them.
>>221805052>>221805062>>221805068
just wasted my bandwidth
>>221805084hs?
>>221805094dont knowsalt
>>221805109fuck that
>>221805052Third world shithole
>>221805090Yeah the initial setup is a ball ache. Assume you're getting LTC or something to swap for xmr? Recommend using cake wallet app for it as it's all inbuilt and really easy.
test
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Hot today.Leftypol:Rorke:Leftypol: I think your mic is muted.Rorke: Oh, sorry.Leftypol: Did you say something?Rorke: Nah.
>>221805124theyre not real
Is personal space important in Britain too?
>>221805138
>>221805127That hematoma on her forehead makes me picture her running straight into a wall at some point before this picture was taken
so genuinely far gone these vids do nothing to me because instantly assume theres a catch or story going on behind the scenesjust doesnt really feel natural
still feel like SHIT
>>221805142Yes I have seen that cakewallet bur there is no option for me to buy crypto in it
>>221779686one of the great posts
by 8pm I broke every promise I made to myself this morning
>Rorke: Just drinking some milk.>Leftypol: Creamy?>Rorke: Yes, really creamy.>Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.>Rorke: Creamy?>Leftypol: Oaty.>*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling*>*24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*>24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.>Rorke: Hiya.>Leftypol: Yo.
>>221805172sup ghostie
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Leftypol:Rorke:Leftypol: I think your mic is muted.Rorke: Leftypol: Did you say something?Rorke:
>>221805178why do you keep trying to make this generic /britfeel/ post a thing
>>221805109For what fucking possible fucking reason?
>>221805174get a water up you
>>221805155>>221805200s
Explain the difference in behaviour between a flamboyant annoying gay bottom and the average woman.There is none. The only difference is the lack of penis, which for some reason, turns some men crazy.
We could basically go through the list of every country with a non-negligible Indian population and the theme would be consistent: They were brought there by elites who needed a submissive, easily exploitable labor pool when local labor asked for better living conditions or wages.Why? Because Indians never did. They are a population that seems fully content with subjugation (even Marx noticed this).So it’s easy to see why they were such an ideal population for the intensive global expansion era of colonial empires. And it’s even easier to see why they are perfect subjects for late capitalism now.They are the culturally, psychologically, and physically ideal organism for the dominant system.There’s 1.4 billion of them. They are deeply socially stratified and so expect and even enjoy inequality. Their cuisine is cheap, meat-free slop. They live amongst trash and filth with no qualms. They don’t care about the environment. Their reaction to death and abuse is blank-eyed indifference. They are physically and spiritually malleable. They not only adopt and internalize the demands of the dominant system as personal ambition, they believe this servitude makes them better than everyone else who hasn’t.Absolutely IDEAL subjects.You, on the other hand, are not the ideal subject.You want to live in a high-trust society. You would shed tears if someone tried to cut down the apple tree you climbed as a child to build a data center. You want to see and experience beauty. You want your own space. You have an expectation that your living conditions will improve over time. You would not be content to live in a room with 10 other people, work 16 hours per day for pennies, and eat cheap slop.You are a liability. Just like the Burmese and Surinamese slaves were.And as we continue to crawl deeper into this late capitalist hellscape, you and your silly little needs will come into increasing conflict with those of the system.
kek that webm has been posted here 58 times in 24 hours you lot love to flog a dead horse
>>221805190how can people be happy? I don't get it
that is so fetch
>>221805207offensive to migrants
>>221805204i post it when i log on here every 4 hours to see how many of you are here literally all day
nigga think this War & Peace
>dont know>salt
leftypol asking for a venti soy milk matcha latte with foam, whip and heavy creamrorke asking for a single flat white and the the barista staring back with the gen z gaze in total confusion
get it maid
>>221805214why do you spend hours a day repeating the same points to people who have already heard them 1 million times
lolke and reftypor
>>221805252
>>221805175No you've got to get it from a real exchange, move it into there and then do the swap. It just uses trocador swap but it's integrated and easier. You will have to wait they make all sorts of crazy rules about setting up accounts because all the boomers kept getting scammed. Might also find that your bank account won't let you deposit into the crypto exchange, I can't do it on my natwest main one, I can only do it from my monzo. Worth checking if your bank bans it in advance lest you face further frustration tomorrow.
>>221805230that is really sad
>752bloody pisstake I can't even count to 752
>>221805184great post dont get it but njoyed it
>>221805244>A woman has been ordered to remove a 4ft (1.2m) gorilla from the front of her house in Wakefield after it attacked and seriously injured a passer by.
>>221805211thats why gays and wammin get along
