Indian heatwave edition
"auntie be careful" subedish
but i thought enforcing drug laws was completely impossible and never works and we shouldn’t even try it
Well then here we are
>>221807004you're starting to sound like one of them
>>221807012they build their road out of carpet
>>221807033north greenwich station, big up the se mandem
>>221807033
>>221807033work with a middle-aged Nigerian chap and literally all the pictures on his instagram are of him in this exact pose standing in front of thingsbloody queer if I dare say so
>god's not real mate
Ok but when you see people out with their friends and family happy having a good time and this is millions of people and you watch them and wonder why you don't have that, how can you not feel there's a big disparity between their normal and your freakishness?
I was born 6 hours ago
and what of mr smelly
had it on good authority the last thread would be the last /brit/ ever, whut happened?
>>221807070this would've killed a timmy
playing subnautica, aren't I
>>221807078get him janman
Funny if you question Christianity all they can do in response is spam fedora images
“cheers, bossman.” rorke muttered a sickly white emanated from the paki corner shop’s led lamps, filling the aisles with palpable hostility. shifty looks shot across the store by nobodies, foreigners, scum, distrust quickly drawn at the first break of slum decorumrorke with his hands in his pockets, gripping his bic lighter extra tight, scurries through the small maze of assorted foreign goods heading towards the exit — his incel-like gait betraying any sense of normalcy around the man.“grim.” he whispered, under his breath
>>221807033>it isn't just a 5 second loopis this some kind of nigerian auntie autismwhy does she do it
if japnese people approach you for being european in pubs and clubs then did you shag them? did you take them to your room and have sex? is that what happened?
bit warm
>>221807083simmering in my slime
last ever /brit/>>221807012>>221807012>>221807012
black gf in the summershe melts and you drink her like achocolatemilkshakethen youpoo her out and reincarnate her and do it again and again and again til the autumnx
>>221807089tried thatthe big sea monsters shit me the fuck up and I couldn't progress because I was too anxious about going deeper
>>221807108...yh
>>221807110alri aaron bushnell
my new life awaits me in stamford hill
>>221806747leg 1: 20 / (15+10)leg 2: (20 - 16) / (15+10)leg 2 is .2 of leg 1 so its a geometric series with r=.2:S = 12 / (1 − 0.2) = 15fun way of solving it. you must've been working with series or some sort of signal processing recently to think of it that way
>>221806905any time you put money in at all-time high, has always been lower than it was a year laterput it in, hopefully enjoy the taco in a month or so
right so you were all saving these zingers for the new
wasted the bank holiday award
What are Welsh women like? Educate me, I'm ready to learn
Cheers boys finally back home what a fucking brilliant weekend
>>221807134they love their little dances
on a diet x
kids gifs
>>221807124was just saying this down the sports bar
>>221807161wahey lad get in up the tigers
>>221807135
>>221807163Reckon they? You know
*enters /brit/*
just not on is it
>>221807171
he has that image saved on his phone
>>221807132london? x
>>221807194m888888888888
on further examination thats a willy
>>221807194james martin
>>221807194
seeing a lot of angry people on Reddit today, I reckon the weather is doing a number on us Europeans
heat really gets to you lot doesn't it
just heard about sven go on ericsson sad
not looking at thatwell briedly I did but I'm NOT looking again
>>221807224not enough sleeppeople get ratty
>>221807230these always seem like such a load of bollocks
eating chips or "crisps"
>>221807186probably yeh
>>221807249t. scotsman
>>221807256what kind
What was it?
>>221807230what are they whispering about in wales
big henners out and about todaywonder if its an indian chap in the suitwill have to burn it afterwards must fucking stink
>>221807230thought starmer blocked that site
so how does my 6incher compete with that then
my bell isn't smooth like that. it looks sort of ribbed or mottled. like the little veins terminating in the head are not flush with the skin and gives it and sort of goose bump effect. I don't think it is aesthetically pleasing
Eyelash was the last good song Bladee released and even that wasn't very good.
cold outirish weather
>>221807218lol I pull a similar face whenever I cum hard
>>221807286a cock
>>221807286massive dark dong
laftypal an has smally flat in derry watching the matyuar parn?
>>221807196shes doing the chase now?
>>221807194wtf that's a bloke's hand
>>221807271corn
Aussie women with boobs and skin cancer from all the sungive me that please
just downed 2 cans of 8.4% cider, that's like the same amount of alcohol as a bottle of wineand i STILL don't feel shit. i need a t break. fucking wasting money on booze at this stage
listening to jawbreakerthey're alright but my fucking god the singers voice is unbearable
Enjoying the heatwave before AMOC collapses
biomass all converging on various beaches to mill about fully clothed in raw sewage corrrr
>>221807350Cider is watered down shite for teens
>>221807286big gherkin in my mum's hand
>>221807322spicy~
>>221807354innitquite like the music but he's very yelpy
Fucking sexy cock
lengness
got the yngwie on
bed time soon as it's bed time soon
>>221807367do you understand what 8% alcohol means you daft cunt? how is that watered down? actually don't answer, just fuck off
What would your Chaser name be?I'd probably call myself Spectrum
>>221807390had these as a crimbo giftmeh
phone has been off for don't know how long. nobody has messaged me though
uh oh alkie melty
>>221807398you are mad
>>221807367
>>221807402Wayne "The Brain" McClain
>>221807390probably filled with lead, arsenic, DDT, cadmium
>>221807402the bradley walsh poo screamer
>>221807393legend
2 cans of 8%???? UMMMM THAMES VALLEY POLICE BEEN MADE AWARE
im top dog.
>>221807409christmas*you're not british
>>221807436hi ummy pops did you like the cock post
>>221807419I was going to but thought I'd tell you here. I have AIDS
ew's balls must be sizzling
>>22180740212 inch bwc nigger pussy cummer inner
15
tan lines make my fucking dih diamonds
>>221807436no you're not. you're a fucking bender>>221807440and so are you
>>221807459same
>>221807402the noticer
Odds cold shower Evens cold stella Dubs do a pooTrips all of the above at once
>>221807440im not ummy popsummy pops M.I.A
>>221807459I just like women
>>221807459right well she needs the cock that was posted in this thread
>>221807402wrestlingfan43
she's banned i think :/made loads of posts about migrants, one got deleted then no posts since then
>>221807447highlanders chilling rn
>>221807402>>221807432>>221807453>>221807474>>221807489
having an actual meltdown now
there's a hitch in my EU4 plan. Tibet can't be formed by a nomadic nationREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mosquitos are fucking each other in my room right now
>Bayern Munchen>Bayern is the German word for Bavaria, Munchen the German word for Munich>English: Bayern Munichweird that initwe translate the Munchen part but we keep the Bayern part intact.
love eating arse, tis a cursei have to resist the urge to eat arse so the girl doesn't think i'm weirdbut fifth or sixth time i can longer help it and will eat her arse no matter what
>>221807447corrr cornwall looks moist
>>221807012>I AM THE NIGHTSAAR! A BHANGER, A HEADBOBBER, A CURRY SPICE CONTROLLER!
wonder if that audrey hepburn poster killed himself
>>221807501all me btw
>she
>>221807459women just adore sunberg dont they
>>221807539right well
>>221807447taking a trip to tripoli to get out the heat
This heat isn't normal and we should all be scared about climate change
My gaff.
legit feel bad for themimagine 45 degrees but you live in a shack
One of the rare things that brings me joy is watching my niece interact with the world and enjoy herself. She's just starting to talk and I think in a couple of years I'll be fed up of her but at the moment she's a lot of fun to be around
how do we know that it wasn't this hot a million years ago?
>>221807576it was hotter
>>221807567i don'tthis is gods punishment for them flooding themselves across the white world
>>221807567better than living in a brick house in 45 degrees though isn't it
>>221807587many indians live in brick houses
>>221807567acrea why is it poo coloured
>>221807571nonce
>>221807567not to mention the crazy population density and terrible air quality. hell on earth.
>>221807567me drinking butter tea in lhasa
i live in a plywood house
>>22180756719 trillion in reparations should fix it
>>221807586Surely the ones who go to white countries are rewarded with normal weather and the ones who stay are punished with india weather tho
>>221807585nothing to worry about then I say
>>221807614all that cash just used to wipe their arses
living in a shotgun shack
>>221807586they're just going to want to leave more
>>221807576Theia collision may have been a hot point but besides that idk
things i used to find funny but after revisiting as an adult i realise they are cringe>ali g>sam hyde>jackass>dave chapellethings i still find funny>n-word jokes (australia type posts)>poo (poo barm, poo seal etc)
I live in a house with vernacular period architecture heavily influenced by burmese and mughal architectural layouts and elements
>>221807659grow up
my dad is an antivax anti climate change christian zealot
>>221807667alri rasheed
i live in a nigger house
can hear someone getting blacked outside
>>221807659jackass was never funny desu
>>221807672patriot
>>221807624god will strike down on those who allow the indian to leave their wretched placedon't you worry about that
>>221807517Just trying to meet them half way. If we translate everything for them where does it end? Before you know it we're giving them free fish and chips and pints of carling
sweltering me poor bollocks off
beddy bo bo's time for me had quite enough being awake for one day x
https://youtu.be/M7IAA9YIh4I?si=-mmiiSYJIpx6yv-U:>
>>221807694thought this was going to be an a wyatt mann cartoon from the thumbnail
>>221807713night matex
get me killed
Right I'm going to have that cold shower. I'll probably be soaked in horrible smelly sweat again ten minutes later. It never fucking ends does it
notice how people's beliefs cluster around the same set of ideas.it's funny seeing people label themselves as 'free thinkers' for being antivax but they also have the exact same set of beliefs as all other antivaxxers, about everything else (medicine, climate, politics, race, gender)opinions are nothing more than a team sport
why is the country full of tight miserly miserables. just install air con. not even expensive
got stuff I need to do, can't be bothered
sup shnorie
>>221807635All the best amateur latino porn vids are recorded in houses like this
>>221807749zoomer would like the yookay to turn into a country of pussiesever heard of character building?i won't install ac even if temps reached 40, just not a pussy like you
whyd pipo be like dis weder to spyci
>>221807770with a white man behind them
>>221807747oh yes you are right
>>221807770they are :)
melty incomingthey are not gonna like that post one bit
>>221807747Not really true at all though is it Many anti-vax leftypols in the PNW, we've got outbreaks of measles here. Many tree-hugging chuds in Montana, Idaho, Wyoming.
>>221807447
>>221807780no usually a barely conscious favela goon
>>221807749>get quoted 2 grand to get it installed >ends up being 10 grand>doesn't even work>cold weather comes back around and there's a draught from the hole the builders left in your wall while they had to ship parts from taiwan which takes 8 monthsthis country
rorke reading the bible
if a fan is good enough for me it's good enough for you
>>221807601poo sceram xD
>>221807103hs?
i have aircon and never turn it onit came with the flat but i refuse to use it
government target is to install 1.6 million heat pumps a year. last financial year they installed 30k
>>221807811sometimes you seem really contemptuous of the cronemi suppose it makes sense you'd be bitter i would be too if i had to watch one hanging out the back of my mum as a lad
>>221807780:|
>>221807840waste of moneyit'll be 15 deegs next week
>>221807846bizarre assumptions mate :/
smoking a cock
just learned that we can't ventilate all the heat into space because space is a vacuum and won't accept itwe're doomed
Lightly moistened towel/t-shirt in a bag in the freezer for 30 minutesIt's like a hot water bottle but for cooling you down Learned that off an Aussie on hereYour Aussie gets stupidly hot weather that's why it was a punishment to send them there in the first place
Too hot might just kill kms
There's no God that would give a man the shits in 30 degree heatYet here I am, a stinging ring piece and dripping with sweat.
>>22180786215 deegz? fucking hell i thought we only had 1
Sir Heat Pump
>>221807813Just get a modular reverse cycle split systemPeople overthink this shit
>>221807911thats some rum shite mate
>>221807884sounds like woke nonsense just blow it up there
right well
>>221807906for me its taking a steaming hot bath during hot weatherbudget sauna innit
hate when someoen chaps a door in a movie because even when i see it happening my brain still thinks it's happening in my house
>>221807906gods existence does not mean you get whatever you want you gay ass nigga why would it ever work like that
tower fan: proper british laddyson fan: proper british laddesk fan: proper british lada/c: yankified FREAK with no stiff upper lip
>>221807905Oh here we go again
>>221807929I'll give you a modular reverse cycle split skull in a minute mateSorry it's the heat I'm not myself today
>>221807447feels good man
walkers should rename themselves lays for the summerit would go viral
luv the sun
i'll tell you what's a pisstake10k for a solar install
>>221807981considering moving to norway to avoid climate change but you don't have amazon over there so i wouldn't be able to buy the shit i need
>>221807956saw some OCD guy on youtube and everytime he threw something in the bin he thought he was throwing out a baby and would have to take everything out to make sure there's not a baby and he would do that all night over and over, felt bad for him
tfw there are girls in toil doing a shit job for 20k when you just know you could have them raking in a million on onlyfans
love seeing the fear in their eyes
Japanese niggas be like 右井戸
>>221807124ok i will do that!!
>>221807993deano's missus
9pm nearly If I want to get the cans delivered now's the time
Climate is changing
>>221807989save it for the pepsico interview
>>221807124been with many black birds, they're all rabbits
>>221808020I wonder what he likes to talk about and what his internal monologue is saying
>>221808065as in?
>>221807993imagine your hand and your otngue all over that tummy and belly buttonif that isn';t happiness then i dont know what is
>>221808007insane we pay fees on everything from Europe innit
thePocket MonsterOf The dayIs ..Spiritomb !!
>>221807747Most of what you call antivaxxers are just "anti-covid vax)But what most antivaxxers get wrong is that its not the ingridents that is the main danger.. its the shock / trauma from the vaccine situation. It is the same with circumcision. It is so brutal that the shock / trauma basically makes every single one of them a follower / more feminine. You will notice how all the religious people who are circumcision are more loyal followers of their religion.
>>221808073i imagine he speaks like adlibs in hiphop just chiming in with a friendly word or two or repeating the last thing another person said in a funny voice
>>221808090would spirit bomb you into the outersphere sunshine
Government need to give me AC and also solar panels for free
are we allowed to talk about how crazy the lockdown house party scene was or are we still pretending?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WmSM_yCyV3U
>>221808127love a sparg video me
hahaha class
>>221808090DSP found another fucking grift then
>>221808065how was it
>>221807747projkect on that not ath i call myself a free thinker
>>221808095of course they are coping. nobody who isn't religious would want their penis mutilated but they will tell you it prevents aids or something.
>>221808121My neighbours had illegal parties into the early hours. Couple of curtain twitchers called the police and ordered everyone home. They carried on partying once the police left.
>notice how people's beliefs cluster around the same set of ideas.>it's funny seeing people label themselves as 'free thinkers' for being antivax but they also have the exact same set of beliefs as all other antivaxxers, about everything else (medicine, climate, politics, race, gender)>opinions are nothing more than a team sport
any fuming angry little man in
>>221808150>projkect>not ath iyou having a stroke or just retarded?
>>221808121tell me more
>>221808173ʸᵉˢ ᵍʳʳʳʳʳʳʳ
Orthodox Jews are so enlightened.
>>221808090for me, it's watching ltg get his cognitive combusted
>>221808184just mental house parties every night of the week across london with everyone on furlough
>>221808182omg not a heckin spepllping erinoinino at 9pm on a bank holiday mondaygrow up kiddo
>>221808142lil monkey a better actor than most hollywood folk
>>221808207scrmb
hate when mumberg rearranges my room for no reasonevil witch
>>221808173Happy little guy here
>spepllping erinoininodiego went finnish
just pure mental parties. turnt! 2020 was a movie!
What's the easiest 2nd job to have to make extra money?
>>221808173no im a jolly happy big man overflowing with love
>>221808262food delivery wog
>>221808262prostitute
>>221808262gay joi onlyfans
>>221808262selling feet pics
>you get up to much at the weekend, anon?>nah just a quiet one
I was travelling on my gap year during 2020 lockdowns. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to see the world completely empty.
>>221808225holy rattled
>>221808262fluffer
>>221808262If you sleep 6 hours and don't socialize you can clear $100k annually
>>221808142love buster
right need some ideas for things to tell people at toil ive done over the bank holiday weekend
>>221808223That's awesome any drugs? We would rent a generator and take equipment and go do raves in the mountain for 1 week at a time. Or also close a local club so nobody can come in and party there. I hate what they did to people but those were good memories, still of course would have preferred that the lockdowns didn't happen.
>>221808329a big wank
>>221808262cocksucking
>>221808306ktim except no one ever asks me about my weekend
>>221808246not your room though is it?
>>221808329hung out with your mates :)
beer being sucked down
>>221808320>If you sleep 6 hours and don't socializektim> you can clear $100k annuallyif that's USD then yeah i clear that annually
>>221808329just say you went to pub
ziedy giving a professor jiang style lecture about light skinned man
>>221808313hs?>>221808329just say u went to msuic festival there's like a million of em in london each summer bank holiday
>>221808329you NEED to make sure you've got a bit of tasteful sun burn on your faceyour colleagues NEED to say "looks like you've caught some sun"
>>221808376love this type of bodystunning x
>>221808376Ayy lmao
>>221808397too late for that isnt it
>>221808376bizarre
any too hot man in?
farting and balding on my moms couch
>>221808428yh
Mental health is on a low, NHS are saying I’m “too complex” for what they can provide, PIP has failed, job market (even for non skilled work) is a minefield.
>>221808428got the aircon working on "HIGH" modeso... no... "man" is not "hot"
>>221808439boo hoo nigga
simptown is deadevery other leak site is not updatedsimpcity doesn't work
>>221808439penis willy arse (in other words ktim)
>>221808439did you try pip install --upgrade pip
COZ I GOT SCARREDSCARRED FOR LIFE-AH!MY REPUTATION IT CUTS LIKE A KNIFE!
>the aircon
>>221808455gooddont post leaks
>>221808466i'd recommend using pip3
>>221808471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCpUZVyXgg
catberg looking sultry
i love women, obsessed with them, but hate how indian that makes me
Therefore, send not to knowFor whom the bell tolls,It tolls for thee.
here we are thenthe last ever /brit/
>>221808599again?
>>221808599it's run it's course
>>221808599Nah I reckon there'll be another one
>>221808507that's rock crit music, I've only seen his name in print, great feedback tho
New cat, liquid stool for 2 days.
>>221808627>>221808627
new>>221808626>>221808626>>221808626
ALL ABOARD THE DOGSHIT ZINGER EXPRESS
>>221808623Get a solid one from ikea
Chinese lasses love black men
