TMNT EditionPrevious >>221805541
>>221808566are there websites that are much better and not censored?
I’m ready to talk about my massage parlor experience
Do you all remember when we had to pick Hebrew names in Holocaust class? I went with Ezra
>>221808715No, I have gone hunting but it was when I was a kid and didn't shoot anything myself, I did help with the butchering of a wild hog and a rabbit.I think I've talked to one guy on /balk/ who is a hunter. He says they shoot too many pigs here.
>>221808806>holocaust classdo you really?
>>221808806When I went to Hebrew school mine was Tzvi. It means gazelle
>>221808806I picked Gersholem
>>221808838Do you not learn about the Holocaust in Mexico?
>>221808806what kind of shitass school did you attend?
>>221808838It's mandatory unfortunately >>221808743
>>221808806I was MahershalalhashbazThey called be "Bazzer" for ahort
>>221808806I don't remember this
>>221808806I didn't have holocaust class. In my German language class we picked German names. I was Axel. I would have gassed you
>>221808769
>>221808806I was Scheherazade
>>221808918What kind of backwards school did you go to?
>>221808922>axelunc shit name
boating safety class was fun
>>221808744What does the N stand for
>>221808806Do Americans really do this?
>>221808904>Mahershalalhashbaz...Ali! also it's 'shahbaz'
If you miss a day of school in Canada a school staff member will come to your house and drag you in
Business idea: skin toned nooses
Churchill's Boxing gym in Santa Monica o algo
>>221808947First rule of boating safety is to have fun. Second rule is to bring ample supply of cold bevvies. Third rule is to follow the first two rules without exception.
>>221809005I don’t think this existed in my province
Spent thirty minutes on instagramMy dislike for black Americans grew tenfold
>>221809005Do they rough you up at all?
>>221809035LOL so true…
watched until dawn and realized all the leads are younger than me
Performative shemale
Hey sexy girl why don't i take you back to my apartment and I'll stick my dick into your vagina over and over until semen comes out the top
>>221809050That's not needed I was like 7 they just carried me into their car. I still have PTSD whenever I hear a door knock
>>221809074the future is shemale
>>221808806my mom got me exempted from something for religious reasons. ha ha
>>221809078>uh lol ok let’s go
I’m the only guy in my family to almost graduate college
why do niggas jack off to videos of better looking guys than them fucking hot chicks they will never touch? how you get off to that shit? why is it never like ugly short bastards fucking hot chicks? At least its more interesting
>>221809126Lickable boobs on this one
>>221809119
I'm getting whore fatigue.
>>221809161Jeffrey seemed like a cool guy
>>221809151I just jerk off to girls I know on instagram
>>221809078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylZ5NzRVo
>>221809126Isn't this woman something crazy like a shit fetishist o algo>>221808806What state were you in?>>221808803Be honest anon, was there fingering involved?>>221808778It's not that this general sucks there's just some crazy Jeet or two obsessed with me to an unhealthy degree and they lose their shit when I enter a thread anywhere. They've been doing this since I went on a rant about Jeets on /tv/ two years ago.
>>221809188i jack off to guys i don't like gfs instagram pics haha
>>221809225if you know them why don’t you just sex them directly??
>>221809185Not sure about that
>>221809126How much does she charge per hour?
Just let me run the country
>>221809269one guys gf is socially retarded and ignored me the first time we were introduced. don't really like her either, but she still caught me looking at her tits and even blushed and gasped so idk
>>221809143lowkey sameI think only two of my cousins do, and one dropped out or is too retarded to even use it anyways or something
>>221809322What are your policies
>>221809322that depends...how orange are you?
>>221809225>i jerk off to guysGay
I save up all my votes and use them on black people
>What kind of orange man are you? A russet orange? A ginger? A strawberry blond?
when will america be perfect
>>221809467My ass is your playtoy
pov you're a sex haver
>>221809486I either get that or ethnic slurs on here tbth
What website do people go to talk to strangers these days
>>221809322why
>>221809533story of my life>>221809534here
>>221809571I’m a happening guy with lots of original ideas
The pope apologized to black people
Galaxy for a 360
>>221809534Discord. Most 4chan anons have a discord that we can invite you to if we find you chill and not some autistic weirdo
>>221809614it would make more sense if he made God apologize for black people
I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!In Dixie's Land I'll take my stand,to live and die in Dixie.
>>221808744I can understand the californian sense of superiority but texas sucks ass they only have a good hoopball team and bbq spots
>>221809633t. grooming tranny
>>221809594>>221809633I meant video chat or one on one chat like Omegle
I'm gonna become a dishwasher and listen in on all the kitchen drama
>>221809534Here, I used to call random people on skype back in the day, actually made some friends and met some people, and use chatroulette for laughs.
>>221809649LOL
The pope releasing an encyclical about the AI threat is like some real scifi warhammer shit
it's been hours since i had milk
>>221809714Why do evangelicals love retarded AI shit so much?
>>221809678Ometv
>>221809753Idk, I haven't observed that connection
The most evil person I ever met was from Vermont
>>221809753>Why do evangelicals love retarded AI shit so much?Keep in mind a lot of Evangelicals/nondenoms are Latinx and African
>>221809748
>>221809782How was he evil?
for me the most evil was from tennessee
>>221809673>doesn't know that on the cord lgbt gets banned>>221809678Pedophile
>>221809782For me it’s Delaware. I met Joe Biden when I was a kid
!pokecatch
Latinos are famously catholic wtf are you on about
>>221809177https://youtu.be/cbNpteMlStM
Playing ratchet and clank going commando again
If you let AI do the killing your hands stay clean therefore all our great infantry and officers can get to heaven :)
>>221809831*Latinx folx
>>221809831>Latinos are famously catholicCheck out the religion statistic lately for any given big LatAm cunt. There's been a massive wave of people leaving Catholicism for irreligion and nondenom protestants.
>>221809829DeLaWare should've been a black 80's/early 90's electro-soul outfit
>>221809789Like our friend Clive here?
>>221809820> PedophileMy corps of attorneys will contact you in the morning wherever it is that you carry on your questionable activities.
>>221809893>Epsteenlol>>221809874>80's/early 90's electro-soul outfitThis genre is called New Jack Swing btw
the majority of Latinos are still catholicsaying a good portion of evangelicals are latino is misleading and retarded
>>221809839More like Ratchet Skank Goon Commando
We're going to see a Orthodox revival in the US where every white converts to Eastern Orthodoxy
>>221809938Clive constantly has blistering-hot takes.
Catholicucks are disgusting
Only real Canadians know what treehouse is
>>221809938would you call She's Built, She's Stacked new jack swing? That still is synthesized, new wave informed soul
>>221809800could go for a nice milk steak rn
worshiping the demiurge is cringe af frfr
Eurovision Song Contest 2027 in Sofia, Bulgaria.
>>221809991TREEHOUSE OF WHORRORS
Why is every OP image for non /cum/ generals always tranime
>>221809991They localize the Fire Emblem games for Nintendo
>>221809980lol no i'll sooner believe a catholic revival. the next revival is evangelical
>>221810046HRT hit the nerd community worse than the opioid crisis
>>221810042crazy
If Jesus was still alive he would be catholic
Last one.
Anime website
Who would win foghorn leghorn or speedy Gonzalez
I need an oil change
>>221810102Frog website. Go to your containment board troon
>>221810009>She's Built, She's StackedThat's post-disco Black pop. I think you meant late 70s/early 80s.>>221810046>>221810074Why do you guys shartyfags think everything anime is for trannies when if anything it's the opposite in more cases than less
>>221810078I’m a Bangaranga
>>221810104has Foghorn Leghorn gone from >10% to 40% of the national population within the last 40 years?
Must watch if you’re a true /cum/merhttps://youtu.be/KZdKS0I9khs
>>221810131>when if anything it's the opposite in more cases than lessDelusional
>Anime website
>>221810104Michigan J Frogg
>>221810104foghorn is a giant chicken which is basically a dinosaur. Hard to beat that
>>221810132Did you like the song, I was very surprised we won.
>>221810131>I think you meant late 70s/early 80sthat was a big divide in black music...George Clinton went from those big funk bands with the horns and the bongos to solo synth music in a matter of a couple of years>>221810142I FKD UP THE MATH!
Eating shit
>>221810168>DelusionalIt's true. Anime is just as strongly associated with gigachuds as much as it is trannies. It has less to do with it being "tranny" or "nazi" coded and more to do with it appealing to people at political and cultural extremes regardless of who/where they are or what extreme they're at.
Just got a job at the Amazon warehouse what am in for
We love anime here
>the namefag no one likes is pro troon toonClassic
>>221810221Being screamed at in Punjabi.
>>221810242He's also a fag that posts pictures of himself in underwear
Hey
>>221810264Hello how are you?
>>221810206>George Clinton went from those big funk bands with the horns and the bongos to solo synth music in a matter of a couple of yearsPrince created the template for that change when he released the coke-fueled synth and guitar-based Dirty Mind the year after Disco Demolition Night. Disco was simply too toxic and oversaturated at that point to where backlash was inevitable and change had to come, so it came in the forms of synths and guitars that took influence from New Wave. That's the difference you hear between Off The Wall and Thriller or Cameo's 70s and throughout their 80s work.Interestingly, in Japan this happened more organically and over the course of a few more years, which is how we got city pop.
Band of Brothers marathon on AMC
>>221810305Good
>>221810305Fuck you
>>221810242>>221810261You're both Brown and probably trannies too given you're sharty tourists. There's a train and/or noose for you guys to catch.
>>221810251We don’t have punjabis in mount juliet
>Obsessively seething about animeGod I miss moot.
What tranime should I watch
>>221810195No I liked Sweden the most :-D
What kind of people use Zyns
What's the sharty
>>221810381The original Bastard is really cool
>>Obsessively seething about anime>God I miss moot.
>>221810417Moralfags like kiwifags who cry about anime 24/7
fuck the police
>>221810312>Interestingly, in Japan this happened more organically and over the course of a few more years, which is how we got city pop.that was also 'yacht rock' informed, that kind of prepunk sound lasted will into the 80's - this is from '83https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MUTkduF7Y
>>221810398I didn't like our song either but I know Darinka and I'm happy for her, it was a typical Eurovision song that would win. The only song I really liked from Eurovision is the Greek one from 2017 or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPX43SfFu0A
>i miss mootwhy do you miss a pro-tranny owner who would turn this website into a leftist hugbox if he stayed
>>221810475Proof shartyfag?
>>221810475That’s the direction we needed to go in
>>221810486Classic tranime fan
>>221810486Moot wasn't leftist
>Hitler is the reason why Europe has this collective sense of guilt. They got totally oneshot by hitler. Not allowing infinity people into your country is like hitler.Actual sequence of wordsI swear to god if I have to listen to this rube talk for one more minute. Asmongold is one of the dumbest people alive.
>>221810417>What's the shartyYou might be new here but there used to be a board here called /qa/ where people would talk to the jannies and admins about whatever and shitpost about it. Thing is the board became saturated with endless soyjak spam and both the admins and users got buttmad about it for different reasons. The admins got rid of the board while the people that posted there the most created the sharty where they are today.It's pretty much the only imageboard apart from 4chan that's used in any capacity and has its own culture. I don't use it because it's too slow and there's too much AI slop but it's an interesting and often very funny place.Problem is it's filled with insufferable moralfags, underage users, and schizos/spammers more than even here.
If we had moots leadership this site would be thriving
reminder saying moralfag means you’re a pedophile
You are a guest on an anime website act like it kiwitroons shartyfags
>>221810563No I just like watching dogs get shot
>>221810563niggas just be saying anything
>>221810410Retards
Take a walk up ladder lane and down hemp road
>You are a guest on an anime website act like it kiwitroons shartyfags
>>221810548there’s other websites like 2ch ru 2ch hispachan brchan kraut and kohl
Funny how they don't go back if their websites are so much better
>>221810410Frat bros
going into a space and subverting its original purpose is something that women and jews love to doanime website, seethe, cope, etc.
>>221810676>going into a spaceis that when Super Mario goes to space?
>>221810705No, but it's really quite comparable
>>221810658but ‘arms and ‘arty are much better doe?>>221810676only troons hate women + post hands brownoid
cartoons and anime are based tired of people pretending otherwise
>>221810676first trans person in space - you know that will happen in the next 10 years
>>221810633>dvach and jap 2chI think dvach only allows westerners to post in their /int/ board but everywhere else they don't. Don't think 2ch allows foreigners at all to post.>Hispachan>BrchanNo clue>Kraut and KohlDon't know much about it besides when I checked Kohl it was full of pedophiles
>>221810746In space no one can hear your voice training
animations are so lame, fuck this shi? the 1920s?
>>221810735>only troons hate women + post hands brownoidnever said I hate women. I'm a (white) benevolent misogynist. You are woman brained
Just fucking shattered the guts in my pinky finger
>>221810739I like the old looney tunes those are funny
>>221810551If we had any leadership that cared about this place at all this site would be thriving. Hiroshimoot seems to have forgotten this place even exists because despite all its issues it's still very influential and attracts new people all the time. It's a great place>>221810563>moralfag means you’re a pedophile>everybody that doesn't rigidly conform to MY morality should be banned and is a heckin' pedoYou realize that doing this shit ironically cultivates the very moderator-heavy, big platform internet that goes against the last vestigial remains of old internet culture that you and us revere right? I hate pedos, trannyism, faggotry, etc. but at the same time I love having a place where I can freely both mock and talk to literally anyone about anything mundane or evil without getting banned or being victim to an upvote/downvote/block system like everywhere else.
Saw a Mexican construction worker buy 2 hot dogs and a cappuccino at 6 am
>sticky nuts = scratched>moist asshole = poked>rude customers food = served>break = taken
>>221810781>tranny is backtrackingcant wait for your kf thread goyim
>>221810781Don't bother with him. He's always coming in and seething about 4chan.
>>221810768
>>221810811Mexican breakfasts are not always like ours, they will eat goat meat tacos for breakfast, birria, it's really popular, along with other meaty dishes
The first thing you learn in CPR is that most people have no idea how to handle a crisis.
>>221810811a true american
-i put on a god damn cock rick-got a thick boner-touched my sensitive cock head-noodles came out
>>221810811need that early lunch for the job
>>221810868What do you mean
>>221810880>-i put on a god damn cock rickWUBBALUBBADUBDUB, SKYLER!
>>221810880sausage, bread, and a hot drink is a traditonal white breakfast
verilythe pooington hath beenbavariateddidnae i
>>221810832>u r a heckin' tranny pedo for not wanting Keir Starmer's internet laws and Reddit's mod team!You're literally a 14 year old Mexican who is likely a tranny xherself. Don't you have a mosque to shoot up and a Mymy dakimakura to inseminate?
>>221810904meant for >>221810811
need a seven string guitar if i really wana crabcore
>>221809126corr would love to sup dem nips like a suckling child on a roman wolf
Don't like zoom zoom anymore
>>221810868People have no clue that you're supposed to break /crack ribs or hold the nose shut during the breathing thing.>>221810768>I have no air and I must ACK
wondee if matan even posts on /cum/probs nottoo young4chan is breddy much a millenial unc forum similarly to reddit
>>221810933i hate anyone who hates ‘arty and ‘iwired flag of someone being a pedophile or troon
>>221810886People literally just stand around and watch someone die because everyone collectively assumes that someone else is going to do something.There are other weird things. It's very disturbing.
>>221810956JSID
>>221810933he wore out his welcome super fast. thread is under constant assault of one form or another. there's been some jizzraeli in here lately begging for acceptance too, hoping /cum/ does the right thing and ignores/bullies him out.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779745785158793.mp4
>>221810958how many times were you dropped as a baby? did some press on your soft spot too hard?
>>221810929you wanna djent?
>>221810958>>221810958I don't hate the sharty or kiwifarms. I think both of them have contributed a lot of very funny and influential stuff to the internet much like 4chan has. I just think you guys have a hard time recognizing the negative aspects of your subcultures and then leak all over the place be it on xitter or here whenever somebody points it out instead of engaging with it constructively.
>>221810959this is true. i did LEO training years ago and they teach you to immediately delegate stuff when you arrive on scene. don't just say "someone call 911", you point to a specific person and tell them they're going to do it and you may sure they do it. it's easier to keep track of one person while you stabilize a victim than to keep asking "did anyone call for help??"
>-sentive cock headi hate it when this happens. it feels very feminine.
>>221810972New /cum/ sucks the Mexicans are gone, we have an Israeli, a turktroon, an afghani muslim, a jew spamming post hands
>>221810991the Chapman stick has escaped containment...
Eating a laughing cow cheese
>>221811025Does anyone actually miss the beaners?
>>221811045Yes
>>221811044BasedYou can put one half of the red wax container on your nose and it looks like a clown nose :)
>>221811036more like a board than a stick
>>221811057They were annoying
Hey hey, hey ho, zoom zooms gotta go
>>221811045I do. Mexican Mexicans are much more chill and pleasant than Mexican-Americans. I think one of them might have even been an actual woman.
>>221811044>>221811058wait, no, I confused that with babybelfuck you and your gay ass cheese, faggot
>>221811045No they never really posted here anyways. Only other beaners miss them
Did anyone else have silent lunch growing up?
They did a good job making the pacific theater look hellish in The Pacific compared to the relatively comfy Band of Brothers
>>221811107Yeah. I’d just talk to the other kids on silent lunch and it would be fun anyway
>>221811107Whats that
>>221811107I once had a naked lunch but then I realized I was smacked out, everyone else was a bug, and I was doing unspeakable things to this 13 year old Moroccan boy!
>>221811125The episodes in Australia were slightly comfy
>>221811135A school punishment where you have to sit by yourself during lunch and not talk
>>221811151What are you on rn?
>>221811171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-C2iQ-YAkkoh, just pot & wine
There's people out there who give a shit what you wear on your feet. Just think about that, somebody out there is upset about your choice of footwear right now. And he's gonna call himself a crazy gung-ho west-coast gangsta in the same breath.
>>221811135At my elementary school the cafeteria got too loud a teacher or for some reason a safety patrol ass hall monitor type would scream silent lunch. We fucking had literal safety patrols at lunch. But we had to go silent and if we talked we would have to sit at the fence during recess
>>221811154The part where he fucks the Greek girl is comfy but the rest of the company is sleeping in a cricket stadium and that part looked like it sucked
>>221811107>Did anyone else have silent lunch growing up?I did but it wasn't because of the teachers punishing me, it was the other kids.>>221811125The only American movie that gets anywhere close to accurately depcting the Western Front is Fury and even that becomes slop after the tank stops. The U.S can't into good WWII movies about Europe for... reasons.
>>221811078they are also funnier, and fuck with each other more, but in a fun wayI wish more where here, even tho they most that posted aren't really normal Mexicans
>>221811007What can be learned from this.
I sit down to pee but in a masculine way
>>221811025I wonder if Jason was part of a delicate ecosystem that warded off this kind of trash. Granted he was no peach but it's like removing a key predator from an environment and the pest species start to proliferate without any boundaries. Someone should make a trip to /vg/ and formally request Jason return to /cum/.
Fixing my life tomorrow permanently so today i get to do nothing
>>221811208the courting of that Australian broad is nice tooI remember hoping that the guy would actually find her again
doing the laundry creampies
>>221811238>Someone should make a trip to /vg/ and formally request Jason return to /cum/.I agree. Let's make it clear that we are willing to consider his demands.
I nearly drove a car into a ditch today but thankfully it doesn't make me any less of a man as I've decided in my headcanon
My life is over
>>221811248Same here, I start my new job tomorrow and did all my other classwork.
>>221811238>Jason >key predatorlol
>>221811215Nta but my school punished the entire lunch period if one nigga was too loud. Literally popping a bag of chips would give us a silent lunch
just cooomed
>>221811311>my school punished the entire lunch period if one nigga was too loudWere you in a private or religious school?
>>221811311That would’ve turned me into the school shooter
post anime
>>221811337No, middle class suburban type. Huge school
this is a song for all cumbums:I don't know how you do what you doI'm so in love with youIt just keeps getting betterI want to spend the rest of my lifeWith you by my sideForever and ever
>>221811358Those power tripping safety patrols in their fuckass vest and helmet made me so mad. I wouldn't blame you.
>>221811370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvuu0BDTAI
Zoom Zoom is really trying hard to be the worst poster in this general.
Onlyfans changed my life
>>221811361watched lazarus the other night was pretty good
Gonna eat McDicks for dinner like a true piece of shit.
>>221811402Too Black and gay for my taste, crazy how washed he's been since Space Dandy>>221811376:')>>221811370Weird, what state?
>>221811396personally, I prefer cocaine
>>221811361
>>221811432amen brother
>>221811436I thought you were sober
woah you guys a chud zoomer now lol
>post anime
I just drink beer because I have no friends so I can’t buy any of the cool drugs
Dad says he was suckered by an AI generated video of someone building a log cabin.
>>221811476have a*
>>221811436based
I've been drinking every day for the past 3 days. I'll get a bingo soon
>>221811465I'm about as sober as Byzantine emperors weren't eunuchs without a nose whose only goal was to embezzle the entire state treasury
>>221811502i fell for an ai generated video of tel aviv getting nuked. it's all good.
>>221811518so what do bulgarians think of the new odyssey movie you're gonna go and watch it with your girlfriend
Cocaine unites the poor and the rich together
Women are so evil for forcing identical twins to wear the same outfits
>>221811567kek, now that I think about it, that shit is fucked up
>>221811545I don't know what Bulgarians think as a whole, people I've talked to think it's weird, my mom is pissed of course cause she is Greek, she asked me "Why is he doing this?" I don't have a gf, I'm seeing someone but we shan't be going to watch it most likely.
/cum/ is drying up
Wonder what a titjob is like i feel it's too much boobs arent designed to handle a penis and there's a perfectly good vagina right there
>>221811606It doesn't feel very good, but it looks really hot
Just fucking kill me already put me out of my misery already shoot my nigger brains out NOW
>>221811636omg shame!
>>221811606feels good, it's pretty hot visually
i like bbc dude
>>221811636but this really is the age of the expanding man!
>>221811704yeah, it's one of the better news services overall
>>221811560You can meet a lot of cool people if you have some cocaine to share
somebody sent me $20 so i am feeling quite blessed
>>221811704Sad that they added a paywall
It's not drying up it's just being bombarded with israeli shills and bots right now.
>>221811711>>221811688America used to be white german now we're all medslop europeans larping as northern europeans similar to bulgaria and slovenia that sucks
you make me feel like dancin'want to dance the night away
Venti's stream is starting
>>221811743shut up fag
make it sweet big dog
>>221811755my traceable ancestry is 100% britishI'd imagine there are a lot of white americans like me, but they just don't know about their own genealogy
>>221811755america was always and will always be celtic iberian clay, sauerkraut
>>221811755I don't think Bulgarians believe they're north European...Slovenians sometimes do tho
>>221811738Skeevy dirtbags you meanI'd do cocaine with Hunter Biden maybe
>>221811755It is what it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnE-CBV03I&t=911shttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/DdvE6VF6fbs
Crazy that drugs just grow off plants like heroin is just made from poppies.
>>221811814>Skeevy dirtbags you meanNot really, cocaine is more expensive so it's not like meth, you can go to a party share some and make friends with girls and people. >>221811804We never larp as Aryan here
me when canada
where da nu?
I’m a phenomenal black woman move with finesse
Zoom zoom is an Ai bot
make the new
>>221811904do you like canadian bum bums?
I've got a paradigm-shifting post to make in the new
>>221811951yeah
United Statians be like meet me at the couldersack
>>221811998make the new and make the cover a hot blonde girl
>>221811998a road called da sac?
Drugs are badYou should keep your body pure for when you meet that special someone
>>221812005Can’t make the new myself but please use this image then!
the end of /cum/
>>221811495I despise plugs so bad. I got this small chink dudes number for some shrooms and he just ghosted me at the end.
>>221811495Darknet markets existYou can also grow shrooms pretty easy so I hear
NEU!>>221812083>>221812083>>221812083
>>221812093>>221812093
We're not using that someone else make the real new