Feels like Summer edition
Hordes of themFeckless and milling through sleepy country villages and towns
Want to shag the woman at my hotel
vapists all look like fairies sucking a little robot willy
>>221818908the goycattle herds
>>221818908all indianswhere the hell do they all come from
>>221818908african caliphate of dorset
>>221818908>i bet nobody else is going to think to go to the beach on this very hot day off work and schoolmongs, the lot of them
>>221818924Museum cunt init
>>221818908Why do people enjoy sitting in the sun for hours on end?
who else in theri hoe modeand by hoe mode i mean i'm a 38 year old incel who is fantasising about being a hoe with girls
>>221818945normies deserve everything that they suffer
>>221818953Sitting in the sun feels good because it triggers a chemical reaction in your body, boosting your brain's "feel-good" hormones while providing soothing warmth. The science behind this natural "high" involves several key processes:Endorphin Release: UV rays stimulate your skin to produce endorphins, which are your body's natural painkillers and mood elevators.Serotonin Boost: Sunlight entering your eyes and hitting your skin triggers the brain to produce serotonin. This neurotransmitter promotes feelings of calm, focus, and happiness.Vitamin D Production: The sun's rays allow your skin to synthesize Vitamin D, which is vital for bone health and immune function, and is linked to elevated mood.
... invested in a mouse mat and it’s not a waste of moneyWasting your time using a mouse on a formica desktooooo hot - I mean ridiculous 30 plus degrees every daydoesn’t leave much desk space though
>>221818963Yeah I guess I'm also in my hoe mode in that case
Oh sweetnessSweetness, I was only joking when I saidBy rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed
Call me what you want just don't call me late for teaHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAOld types love this joke they go fucking mad for it
>>221818963not me, i'm in my settling down eraby which i mean i'm an incel who is fantasising about settling down with one girl
>>221819001Me I'm more of a >This man is dying call me and ambulance>You're an ambulance Enjoyer
>>221818972already on the guinness
just did a vile one where it came out like a nuclear explosion and went all over the top of the lid
>call me and ambulancehi this is ambulance xD
>MSPs are set to vote on a motion that proposes starting the process of holding a second independence referendum.>The vote is likely to pass, with over 70 MSPs backing independence. However, the prime minister has previously said he wouldn't back the move.fuck em i say get them out if theyre going to keep doing this every decade until the vote goes one way fuck em take northern ireland and wales with them
nth for the baddiedem
>>221819015Unopened
>>221819009oh i fantasised about that for most of my life so now i gota mix it up cos that's not happening lol
>>221819056i heard the gunshot i live in that area
>>221819038Corr get her preggo
>>221819070sure you do matey
>>221819038Now that lovely
>>221818953don't get it eitherwould rather go on a nice long walk in this weather and at least have some sort of visual stimuli rather than go to a beach and lay static amongst smelly hordes
find the orientals a bit scary. their eyes don't look human
>>221819061fantasies don't have to be realistic
>38 year oldbro is unc xD
anyone know if tesco open today
>>221819086the normie mind cannot comprehend doing something that other people might not be doing
>>221819096why wouldn't it be
>>221819090Having a little gander at this
>>221819090woke giving geese IVF treatment
>>221819089I find them to be very friendly and hospitable
morning lads. let's smash out another day x
>>221818820Seen them in concert twice reddit bastards
>>221819093oh i know i just mean it seems more likely i could pay a load of prostitutes than have a wife at this point>>221819098v good post
the proof is in the pudding boys youd do well to remember that
Just what we need, more fucking Canadians coming over here and taking our bread
>>221818943>A Bollywood film, Housefull 3, was produced and released around this time. >Apparently the protagonist in the film swims through the arch to gain “eternal life.”>Since then, Durdle Door has experienced a temporary Indian invasion every summer.
>>221819107Imagine being his dad
Escortlad here lads. Been a while but I have a problem.I kept seeing the blonde escort for a while. Seen her 10 times in total now. However, I was ill last week and had to cancel for the first time. I gave her plenty of notice and she was understanding and wished for me to get well.I feel better now so I've texted her to try and reschedule but she's read my message around 12 hours ago and hasn't replied, and I'm a bit worried she's going to use this as an opportunity to ghost me. Should I wait until tomorrow before texting again or text again this evening?I was planning to send this:>"Hi (her name), just checking if we can reschedule as you suggested in your last message for June?>"I apologise that I cancelled last time if it caused you any problems. I was very ill and I tried to give plenty of notice. I hope you'll see me again"Does that sound ok?
It's fucking freezing out, I don't get it. I think everyone complaining about the heat is just obese
>>221819125saar you will not have the housefull
>>221819112Yh me too or possibly thrice they're good I preferred them as a two piece when they were all messy and scratty
wish i lived in las vegas
total millenial death
slept like fucking arse
>>221819107her fanny looks a bit weird
>>221819126Ok im imagining it now
>>221819094ong
>>221819098truthie
>Britain's grid comes closest ever to running without fossil fuels as clean power surgesRed faced boomers are SEETHING
>>221819150Seems pretty coolgood place to be a night owl could LARP as a cowboy or a noir detective or a gangster criminal, trifecta of kino really
>>221819158Swollen from the bwc lashings
BWC Soundsytem
grrrr I'm red and angry grrrrrr
>>221819150No you don't
princess zelda sex arse
putting my manager hat on this week as i cover for someone on annual leavei will be letting everyone do whatever they want
Going to fuck a Liverpudlian lass up the arse today
samus aran sex arse (with toned tummy to feel up)
I tried to help you.
mad how a 1 degree change in temperature is actually massive. i think we need a smaller measure given how temperature feels and how important it is to life one earth. start using decimals
British niggas be like imma run a train on this lanchestershire hoe this weekend
my mate walked out of tesco the other day 8 hours before the end of his shift because it was hot and he couldn't be arsedsacked tranny should take a leaf out of his book
>>221819239Why are you talking like an African American?
Ban me here. Child porn nude girl hairy pussy.
>>221819238Life Fahrenheit?
>>221819236You guys should invade Israel. There's 120 million of you, Israel couldn't win.
watching some hair tutorials for girlsshits comfy
>>221819255What?
why is fares like this
>>221819253no
>>221819255Don't respond to the pedophile
>>221819247they've got air conditioning in tesco
I get it. I will keave and find a house.
>>221819272I thought Egyptians didn't like israel? >>221819276What?
Do people poison themselves with food in Britain?
any of you lads got any understanding to the meaning of life yet
>>221819279i think it was more so he had enough of working alongside pakis all day
USA!
>>221819289>What?Do you not see the post just above?Also he has solicited illegal content here before
>>221819296hearing rumour that it's 42 but idk
>>221819296Yeah, got it all figured out me
>>221819238>>221819253Farenheit was meant to be an ergonomic scale where 0 was fucken cold and 100 was an uncomfortable equilibrium with the human bodyStill stupid shit for yanks though
>>221819196Daft Funk is playing at my house
>>221819296The meaning of life is to enjoy it :)
>>221819289I just want to see 2027.
>>221819305yeah he's posted his email before and asked people to send him cp
>>221819296>>221819299
>>221819310Yanks are very sensible.
>>221819296yeah mate it's to watch sph femdom porn my whole life
>>221819296Figured it out 2000 yrs ago
More work...
>>221819320Not sure this is true actually
>>221819330Fact check: false.
>>221819328US
>>221819344true
lots of legs out today at the office
Keep trying to make color-coated maps of the US laying out states as S tier, A tier and so on but giving up because it's all great and I wish I could live 50 lifetimes in each of our magnificent states
>>221819363
>>221819155Prison break was good shame about the batty' mc
Well, it's nothing very special: Try to be nice to people; avoid eating fat; read a good book every now and then; get some walking in; and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations
>color-coated
U.S.A...
>>221819378Why isn't she at work in an office? She needs to grow up
leftypol getting a toxic pozload shot up his arse and it 4x nicer
>>221819396She's rich. Why would she work in an office?
Problem is there is no fucking wind not even 1mph wind
>>221819396Give it a rest mate
God bless AMERICA!
>>221819359Mowing down little ginger freaks in my deathtruck4000 while listening to born in the USA and waving my little plastic flag
>>221819378NEED her farting my semen out
>>221819390
would you guys do ivf, sex selection and crispr for your kids if you had the money? it costs around $40k-50k for everything, will probably be even cheaper in 5 years
USA!!!
>>221819408You could pass for Chicano
>>221819418No wayI'd do it the old fashioned way or not at all
>>221819408>>221819391>>221819349>>221819299patriot
ive been noticing hella brits using american english spelling for words on social media
>>221819418My kids will be lucky to get fed most days because I'm spending that money on crack
>>221819417They said everyone goes away!
>>221819402She should get a proper job and contribute to society. She obviously isn't capable of physical work (same as every other female) so an office would suit her
>>221819430God bless America
>>221819418IVF kids are all touched anyway
Just viewed a family health subreddit and it is filled with GPs shit-talking their patients and their requests.Is this what my doctor thinks about me when I seek out mental health help or queries about my health?
>>221819446Give it a rest mate
>>221819434brits want to be American now days
>>221819418Just find a nice looking wife who's taller than avg. Far easier than messing with risky and expensive medical procedures
m&s baggyshwanging
>>221819433The worker is finally going away :D
Just pissed all over my iPhone
>>221819472Yeah but your piece of shit government won’t give anyone other than Indians visas
>>221819494
>>221819480You're a homosexual of the most bizarre kind
>>221819495How can a man be that smallPocket bussy
>>221819440>>221819465>>221819472>>221819473doing this will ensure your kids aren't fuck ups and there is 1% chance it will not work. It's well worth the risk. By the time your kids are 15 they will be inpendent and smart. It would be stupid to not do it. In fact I promise some countries will offer it for free in the next 50 years
>>221819440Got a similar potential problem in that I've only ever impregnated crackheadsThankfully illicit stimulant drugs are great for inducing miscarriages
>>221819493Ok, mate.
mashallah
Hi
>>221819521Back off!
Get your cock out Fares
just wanked to an audio where your 2 mean cousins corner you in a shed during a family gathering and bully you then one of them jerks off your penous then makes you give them a rimjob while the other one sucks tour willy then you have sex with one of them but that was boring so i went back to the rimjob part what do you make of that
Dominating someone’s Nan in online scrabble
>>221819549like rimjobs do you
>>221819549joi is kino, you have good taste
Help here!
>>221819557not particularly just found the power dynamic of that situation arousing >>221819565its good hey but its not joi its gonewildaudio
>1 billion browns in durdle doorthe fuck? i thought dorset, devon and cornwall were white?
Dominating someone’s Nan
Help
>>221819556Bet she's enjoying the challenge ladAre you sneaking in some cheeky sex words
Goodbye!
i try to make all my meals an even split of carbs protein and veggies
i try to make all my meals an even split of crisps poo and slags
>>221819620Vegetables are carbohydrates.
System, help.
wearing a white t-shirt. can see myself in the Team's camera and i can tell it looks like i don't wear white normally. everyone can tell im a fraud
Far too many mentally ill people post here
Meat and three vegSimple
>>221819636no their veggies
>>221819643I find wearing white tops makes my extremely yellow teeth even more noticeable.
No.
>>221819643had this exact thought last time i wore whitet. slug of a man with an all-black wardrobe
>>221819650corrr could do with a third bollock
>>2218196494chan not 4chad
USA
Carb veggies and fruit veggies (tomato, capsicum, eggplant etc.)
>>221819649
what a bunch of dull cunts talking about food and weather
Help!
driving around Llangollen the amount of rubbish english tourists have left everywhere is disgusting absolute vile animals
niggaus always talking bout sum capsicum
Sudden realisation that the rest of the world uses "pepper" the same way we use "chips"
Bye.
food and weather
>>221819707which way, rorke?
I am Alain Delon
The true church? Well that's the Windmill Cowboy Church of Pie Town in Pie Town, New Mexico
>>221819698>english tourists>english
Just seen my genx colleague who complains constantly (literally every day) about how much work he does out of hours was answering emails and doing tasks at 9pm on Saturday despite having this whole week booked off. Literally no reason for it, could have easily waited until I got in today. Talk about building a rod for your own back.
>>221819689LOVE this reply x
>>221819643Dark Academia season soon
>>221819743You live in denial my friend
>>221819689gr
>>221819707Quite an reassuring message for the queers from the darkies' blousesEven old mate there can join in the mystery of the resurrection through Jesus' sacrifice
>>221819746knew a guy exactly like this working for about £27k in 2018. Online every evening and weekend for freejust dont get it
shall be getting on the calippo sucking later
>>221819521She's an atheist Armenian bitch
sovly fvvvcking moley....
>>221819746At my toil that's considered a red flag for corrupt behaviourGet him audited
>>221819494ZOG
noticed i've been calling mumstein "ma" instead of "mum" for the past few years at least, wonder if that means i'm spiritually italian
>>221819777>>221819746desu this guy was me (except i didn't complain). started out as a low paid web developer in 2014, was always fixing bugs and stuff on the weekends. i did promoted quickly and my promotion allowed me to find a better job so now i'm doing alright.i still don't believe working hard will lead to success for everyone but if there's a ladder to climb it might.
>>221819796would look a lot more soulful without the HDR
Being a code monkey sounds like the most boring job in the world
Cock flavoured poo
>>221819796Reckon it's because they had this one prostitute in town who did bareback to completion
>>221818908Went to Folkestone yesterdayWas a mix of whites and biomass but in fairness the 'mass were well behaved aside from a group of Roma who seemed content letting their rubbish was out to sea before I went to pick it up and put it back next to them All in all not bad, even an evil little chud like me finds it hard to hate in this glorious weather
since i totalled my honda hr-v i reckon i'm gonna get a toyota corolla. similar price, slightly more masculine
>>221819829it is if that's all you do, but any good programmer should be moving to engineering management or architect roles over the course of their career. now i never touch code.
>>221819821The Higher Degree by Research?
>>221819805I do that sometimes to piss my mom off. I start speaking in a Brooklyn Italian accent and call her ma and she hits the roof.
vauxhall corsa is the most masculine car
>>221819746when gen x grew up in the 90s a good few extra hours on top of typical workweeks for about 3-4 years would save you enough to get a house, so that still have the same mindset nowgen z have known that it's fucked from the very start and only do the bare minimum, because working extra only fucks up work/life balance for no real gain cause you're dipping into savings again soon enough
>>221819777This lad is on about 70k so at least he's making a bit of money, but he'd literally asked me to do this bit of work before we left on Friday, I said yes but since it was ten to 5 I wasn't going to do it then. We don't get paid overtime and he's really anal with his TOIL recording, like down to the minute, and he's got like 50 hours saved that he'll never be able to use because he just keeps adding to it. Bizarre behaviour.
what do you lot fantasise about then? you know when you day dream... money? sex? family? what is your dream????
>>221819829sounds mint to me, getting paid to solve puzzles all dayI only had one code monkey job and it was awful though. The company's entire website was built by some braindead slav and refactoring it was literally torture, but when it was good it was good
>>221819867can't imagine why she'd be so mad about that unless she's actually an italian-american and ashamed of it, a "wonderbread wop" as tony soprano called it
>>221819583It's a sunny bank holiday and you're surprised people travelled to go to the beach?
>>221819806He's a senior neteng with nowhere to go but management and he doesn't want that, so he's just doing it for the sake of it.
>thinthe i totalled my honda hr-v i reckon i'm gonna get a toyota corolla. thimilar prithe, thlightly more mathculine
playing retro-style indie games from the mid-2010s because it's all my computer can run decently
… breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Roland Garros highlights day 2 on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221819893non-sequitur
>>221819891No it's that my mom is kind of prissy and considers Italians to be uncouth.
Having a masculine fry up
>>221819899if you don't think corollas are based then i'm afraid to say you're a virgin
>>221819899should have posted a limp wrist along with that for an even more vivid portrayal
carmongs are here
Italians are considered culturally sophisticated here apart from the organised crime thing
I drive a S3 I mog all of you
Peter Hitchens - rorke, aliveChris Hitchens - leftypol, in a box
black bastard
>>221819938people asking way too much for what they are tbqh, I'd have a gt86 for around the same money
>>221819952i drive an EC2
>>221818943all the lonely hinduswhere do they all come fromall the lonely hinduswhere do they all belong
It's not even 10am and I'm sweating my tits off in the house. Doesn't bode well
>>221819884new mexico, american empire
>>221819909Dastardly looking toast that.
>>221819966for me, it's RDS
>>221819938>muh twincamOverpriced>>221819952Wog or failed deano
>weather>cars>foodseen better chat among bimbos you utter, utter runts
rorke: needs must...
you ever been gen z stared?
>>221819998my girlfriend does this and she's 28i'm 36 myself and i ask her a simple question like whether she picked up something from the supermarket and she'll just stare
>>221819994I made a rorke post
whitey on the moon
>>221819994warm out might hop in the beamer and head to the shop
>>221819994cry about it
>>221819998Never experienced this but I'm not in the habit of asking stupid questions so maybe that's why
Rorke mind broke you
>>221820016this is tuff
>>221819982Neither just well hard
>>221819998I 'member when we just used to call it the fluoride stare, common thing amongst normals of any generation
Going to do a weeI wonder what colour it will be
Who the fuck is this Eid Mubarak person? Your new boyfriend?
picturing cody from los angeles california posting about rorke, dude.
Rorke puttin ur little sissy cage on your little sissy cock yeah and slapping it yeah before making you suck him.
Miss the days of sending blurry pixellated snaps of my Willington to underage tarts (when I was underage also)
What's that one car that gets the respect of EVERYBODY?Car enthusiasts and the ordinary man can't help but nod with appreciation when they see your CARI'm thinking it's a Lambo Aventador... the Rolex of the car world
dont like jap crap me or krautmobiles
>>221819970was 34c in the incel flat last night when i got home sunberg needs put out of business pronto
>>221820053>>221820057
would open a window but flybergs
>>221820063Skoda Yeti
>>221820074they'll get in anyway
>>221820063>be american>buy a lambo>get run over by a lifted truck cus they can't see you
>>221820074get a magnetic screenowitz from amazonstein
>>221820062for me it was getting the knobule out on omegle (also underage)
>>221820070Fucks sake
>>221820082haha i am laughing
If I lived in America I’d drive a Toyota tundra but in this dog shit awful country I’m forced to drive a ford KA
>>221820096how do these work if the windows open inwards? Do you have to open the window fully then affix it to the exterior side of the window frame?
>>221820063>aventadorI just think drug dealer or hiring for the day when I see one of those, what commands respect is a big luxobarge
>>221820124don't know all my windows are sash
>>221820139Rorke
>>221819964>>221819982i'll be getting a modern corolla but it's a legacy thing
i'm a neet so whenever people ask me what i do i just say i work for belethor at the general goods store
i live in a grade II listed victorian building so can't install new windows have to deal with single glaze shite
>>221820070like pottery
dadberg always used to tell me to make sure no matter how much time i'm wasting online to always make sure i'm still working towards something because when the computer turns off the only thing thats left is yourself, well i didn't listen so now i'm a directionless loser with a constant need for instant gratification
off for a haircut (MUCH needed), is showing the hairdresser a chatGPT mock up and instructions considered bad? I asked it for the most optimal good looking haircut based on my face and hair type
>>221820166and the conversation abruptly ends shortly after
>>221820166WHEEZING
>>221819998It's literally the SSRIs they take
>>221820063old boxy volvo
i refuse to drive any vehicle that wasn't designed in a country where they have left-hand traffic/right-hand steering, so my options are limited to basically just japan and britain
hate niggas that cry about wasting their life and you know they're not even 30 yet, or early 30s at the latest
>>221820174never turn the computer off then
>>221820179dno i go to a good barber you see, instead of having to prompt a llm i visit a professional who does what i pay him to do
turkish barbers for me 10 quid job done
been playing Terra Invicta lately. haven't had any trouble from the aliens yet. just the alien worshipping bastards on earth. haven't done anything other than unify the uk/usa/eu and russia
>>221820218Please don't betray your Country.
>>221820205you see I was going to but I'm not spending 50 quid, not even a guarantee they'd do a good job. This guy is charging me 14 quid.>>221820218don't trust them
>is showing the hairdresser a chatGPT mock up and instructions considered bad? I asked it for the most optimal good looking haircut based on my face and hair type
>>221820239Just the modern world, adapt or die as they say
have horrible gas
>>221820234ffs you'll get what you deserve if you go for a 14 quid trim and expect someone to cater it to your face, they'll just do one of the 3 generic trims they know (it will include a dead fade)
Making the new under a vpn
>>221820268Fat farty fuck
new >>221820274
New>>221820284
I find that if you go to one of those good hairdressers they see your head shape and know exactly what you need plus they're usually staffed by fit milfs corrr
>>221820287>>221820288which one lads
>>221820168
>>221819909I can't imagine not putting those cans in a fridge on a day like today
