somehow edish
remember those lassies who stabbed their friend to try and appease slenderman or whatever?why didn't they just give him $20?
>>221820274What do you guys ask for at the barbers
>>221820282i reckon it's all the broccoli i ate
mfw an american was fat near me
don't ever want to have kids because i think i'd rather kill myself than change nappies, and i definitely don't have the social capital necessary to get the missus to do it every timebut you never know, having a wee bairn might change a man
>>221820179>showing the hairdresser a chatGPT mock upa good one would already be doing this for everyone. but the vast majority of them are too thick to innovate and that's why they're hairdressers. most of them don't even have GCSEs
just scranned a punnet of these
Can i stay at your house bong?
>>221820314robots will do haircuts soon
>>>/fit/77288899>>>/fit/77288899>>>/fit/77288899do i look peng
>>221820341would rather not have tremors knocking my stuff over
got a different parrot now. wonder if it's the same neighbour who lost this one
>>221820344>liveleak watermarkso this must've gotten horrifically wrong then yeah?
which team is going to win the soccer then
>ask reddit how and where to talk to women>RUN CLUB, GYM, GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH GRASS INCEL>NO ITS CREEPY TO APPROACH WOMEN EXERCISING AND STRANGERS IN PUBLICso what is it? The double standards are insane, on one hand you have people saying "I met my wife who was working behind the coffee shop" and then the same person in another thread telling you thats an ultra-creepy-no-no
>>221820370me on the right
>>221820363shame this lad never got to have his haircut he'll be sweating all summernot to worry though united will win the league next year he'll probably get it cut in september
>>221820363I'd poz your skinny little neghole if you get what I mean
>>221820370pigeonberg looming
>>221820384Reddit is just failed normies projecting their own life experience onto everyone else. You would be a fool to heed any advice found on there
rorke rorke slow down you gonna wake up auntie i....uhhh....uhhh....ok dont stop.....uhhh....ai aiiii wetin dey sup for inside... wetin dey happen?
Specsavers came to fix my glassesa very attractive woman who fixed them told me ‘if the glasses break again phone them immediately and ask for a new pair to be manufactured’this will be done under guarantee if necessary.I am wearing the pair until such a time as they break/not
>>221820384what they really mean is that it's creepy for ugly men, for chad it's fine
Have a Negroni. Have Two.
>>221820449why does he blog so much
>>221820384Asking reddit is akin to asking people that don't know themselves but still want to answer, asking people that ended up with ugly purple hair hamplanets or just asking women, none of which have a clue what they're talking about. Unfortunately the real answer is almost always just have a social group and meet them through that. It's not a good or useful answer but it is how most people I know who have coupled up met. I've never had any luck on the apps and I'm fairly sure they're completely useless
>>221820392I just need to find out how to fix the dryness of me 'air and I'll swim in pussyGot tons of looks yesterday on the bus before it dried out.
my life is so mundane and boring I've started having dreams about adjusting the water pressure on my boiler
>>221820449Fair service that
got my fan on the maximum setting already
>>221820449wait a minute...you posted this within 1 minute of him posting to his socials
>>221820449Not so excellent now are they?
>>221820363My hair looks like this when I wake up nowt. ChatGPT barberlad
Got a blocked irritating noisy ear
Mental how this is going to be my Anthony Bourdain/Michael Portillo summer
>tim is a macfagsays it all really
Remember that reddit thread where the guy had his business gmail account shut down and his daughter lost all her uni work because his 12 year old son was wanking with google ai chatbots and uploading pics of his dick to itIf that was a larp it was a damn good one
The Father (Keith Floyd)The Son (Charlie Bigham)The Holy Spirit (Michael Portillo)
>>221820485done that bloated cunt
>>221820486Use an old tshirt to cover it while sleeping.
Tim's life is fucking miserable
Rorke putting on a pink shirt and yellow trousers and hanging himself in a hotel room
fell in love with a pretty girl in tesco again award
>>221820483It's Tim dummy. He posts here
how the fuck does this nibba tim afford everything
i've met daniel day-lewis, hell i AM daniel day- lewis
>>221820530I do that. is my family in danger?
>>221820543always got his schizo fantasies to keep himself occupied
>>221820547Rorkjeet
The Rubberbandits ARE the IRA
>>221820586jeet wars episode 5: the juggernaut strikes back
>>221820571>went to yank uni>only work was ever a part-time background actorhe's a trust fund babby
>>221820586what is the fascination with trains they have
>>221820582I think only if you're underage, they locked every account that had been logged in on the ipad he was using.
don't look back in anger
timmy is in love
>>221820607how do they know an underage cock when they see one
>>221820586i will never understand the social media indian train phenomenon
>>221820605Because being hit by one is better than living in India
>>221820586You can't tease us like that
sucking the liquid out of a breast implant
i hate dogs so much. i fucking loathe and despise the disgusting creatures. fucking maggot cunts don't shut the fuck up barking. i just want to kill dogs and their faggot owners. inconsiderate vermin, just like smokers. kill them all
>>221820526mong never thinks to chill his drinks just leaves them there in a room he's complaining is too hot
>>221820571the taxpayer
>>221820653a dog didn’t want to get pet by you eh bruce?
Odds I do a late night shop in my grim Coles Local
>>221820653good post
i think facebook is the best source of tim news because of all the bots trying to scam him
>>221820547Portillo won
>>221820653Dogberg not very impressed by this post, likely to get the lads round yours and get shown the true meaning of doggystyle
>>221820669FUCK
>>221820584Suppose so yeah
like dogslike catslove all of science's creations
>>221820679ronald mc donald fit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RTYchns19YM
>>221820541bought a silk cap but realized I can't be arsed with the upkeep and want to actually wear a hat in the hot weather without it sitting on top of a load of hair
>>221820731>tv legend>never heard of him>some aussie soap opera has-beenlol
>>221820653>>221820675dogs are lovely creatures that we've engineered through thousands of years of evolution to be loveable and loyal, you are actually subhuman and don't deserve to live
https://youtu.be/Y3ywicffOj4It took the combined power of Britain and America for the greatest pop music of all time to emerge
>>221820752Get fucked yank no foot vibrators for you
>>221820776not supposed to use those on account of my diabetes
Me this summer
>>221820794flag checks out
Fucks sake remembered an album I wanted to listen to and then immediately forgot everything about it
Never had tapas
>>221820809Don't worry remembered it
>>221820819>Half Man (2026 TV series)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEV1X9V_IZI
Used to be a rain forest but the English scum chopped all the trees down
hey everyone. another hot one
>>221820844Was it the English Riviera by Metronomy
Got the fan on me, not sure why I've been here suffering up to this point
>>221820851Why did Mrs Beet blush?Because she saw Mr Sweet Pea over the fence!
my nan used revitive. she died
>>221820874To risk so much for one damn meal by The Taxpayers
>>221820886No refunds
>>221820890Gay hipster shite
We just started a big cooling trend in California. I'm bundled up in bed under me snoofy comforter.
and WHAT of the African wig shop?
>>221820703>science's creationsDiego won't like this
>The plot follows three children who are transported to the fantasy world of Pelamar to help Gorwen find the "Veetacore"Jeetacore more like haha
another scorcher here in manchester
>>221820899Hahaha, yeah
>>221820938I grew up in Stamford
fat bame in aldi smelt like genuine shite, was hogging up the entire aisle with her trolley too as if nobody else exists in her world vile troglodyte
Should I start raping white guys again?
Give me some
favourite movie series? 007favourite capeslop movie? kingsmanfavourite recent music artist/band? lola youngfavourite old music artist/band? sex pistolsfavourite recent tv series? skins ukfavourite old tv series? BBC's the hitchhikers guide to the galaxyfavourite comedian? mr beanfavourite historical moment? brexitfavourite soccer player? Wayne Rooneyfavourite accent? bri'ishfavourite tv channel? bbcfavourite kids show? pingufavourite game studio? Free Radical Design
>>221820976niggers stink because of A. your nostrils are racistB. white privilege C. institutionalized doo doo smell
another desperate to fit in brazilian post just dropped
>>221820976>>221821006oh fuck OFF rorke
>31°C
>>221820970whyd you leave
Life's quite a lot better when you don't come here
hues are such attention seekers
>>221821019why did you come here then
stop whinging
>>221821010Failed to assimilate her, and NOW she doesn't know how a shower and soap work. Nice going man.
Bit nippy this morning
lad from canada called me gay on /cum/
>>221821044faggot
>>221821017My parents are English and I went to university in England. I met an English rose and the rest, as they say, is history.
>>221821019trvke
Sucking down a piping hot load of Espresso. It cools you down you see.
>>221821019yeah got a phat month long vpn related ban when I forgot to switch it off before posting and during that time I was actually doing more of the stuff I like, now back to rotting on here most of the day lol
>>221821035The people in these places deserve to suffer
God I'm so fucking ugly
Unironically though Asian houses do reek
>>221821097
Thoughts on our 250th divorce anniversary? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxSLIgNKYZY
>>221821101Whenever I would go to college I'd have to pass through an area that's majority Asians and it would fucking REEK of curryHow much fucking curry do you have to cook for the air outside to smell of it
>>221820999pingu is fucking based
I told them they were insane if they think any work is getting done todayThe city pubs will fill up by noon and nobody will RTO
Nobody ever tells you how you smell the girls butthole during doggystyle
>>221821101loads of landlords refuse to rent to '''''asians''''' because their excessive use of tumeric in cooking leaves a vile scent that sticks to every fiber of the gaff and takes months and months to purge
>>221821115We're both on the verge of ruin. The USA will be a big teeming shit pit in 10 years, and Britain is wogged.
>>221820999>favorite accent For me, it's Yorkshire
Yeah it's mentalYou can cook a curry at home and the kitchen smells for days
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-S5j15wjQ
>>221821136>My lands it's too hot to do anything besides get drunk and puke in the heat!Mental. Last thing I'd reach for in a heat wave is alcohol
>>221820623low IQ and status-obsessed
2 orange and colgate challenge in the middle
>>221821136the indians manage to do manual labour outside in 40+ in the middle east yet the cowards here can't work in an air conditioned officeI'm working from home just fine
half time colgate
>>221821140it feels good to be virgin at these moments
>>221820314i dont go to the barber
skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to share?
>>221821220Iraq has a rule where if it goes over 50 degrees state employees don't have to go in Funnily enough you get a lot of 49.9 degree days during those summer months
>>221821257
Interesting
really enjoy threatening dogberg with death, several times a day i tell him "i'm going to kill you one day" and "do you honestly think i won't kill you?" and things of that natureit's all in good fun though because he doesn't understand what i'm saying and i have absolutely no plans on killing him whatsoever, except possibly through proxy if he gets old or fatally sick or injured and i have the vet put him down
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RVRCNzIXlqc
>>221821257I'm ASSuME she's azn
mad how all of us carry the divine spark within
>>221821291Hope there's a hantavirus ebola zombie plague and you have to put him down alone ol yeller style
>>221821314We are one with the universe
>>221821307LOL
>>221821322shut up homo
>>221821314souls aren't a real thingwe are simply self-replicating flesh sacks
>>221820602there's about 1000 in total in that account lmao
lithium pills should be banned but this is known
wish i hadn't crashed my car but the silver lining is i might get a nicer one but if i don't i reckon i'll just kill myself
>>221821346shut up homo
>>221821246Are you bald
jeets vs trainsbrits vs balconieschinks vs factoriesyanks vs burgers
first for activeee
>>221821374thyan't
>>221821377I had 3 hot dogs yesterday
reckon if cyberpunk was real i'd just walk straight into dogtown and windpipe that kurt hansen fella and then take over his militia and show those corpos in arasaka tower what's what
>>221821377Don't forget randomly setting yourself on fire for no reason
i'm every woman it's all in me
reckon i'm going to start drinking again, sobriety fucking sucks
We at /brit/ wear satin bonnets to bed
>>221821401alri joey chestnut
>>221821408I'd get my hands on one of those pocket nukes Keanu Reeves had in 2020 for some reason and detonate it in times square New York
>>221821416poor bloke, dave's syndrome
>>221821377sharks attacks are very rare, accounting for only approximately si
that one Aussie who's made talking about Cyberpunk his entire /brit/ identity
>>221821425wtf
>>221821425why's he done that then
>>221821437shark got him
>balconing? Is that still a thing?Oh, well yes it seems it is.
>>221821462For no reason, read the post
>>221821445He also talks about Skyrim and mass effect
>>221821449Nerve gas
>>221821425Think I'll skip watching this one
>>221821445His dream is to live inside of a blu-ray case for Blade Runner (1982).
getting hot out there
Sit on my face please babe
>>221821375quite the opposite
weird picture to use for that headline
>>221821498I die.
>>221821449OOF
>>221821512daft mare was doing all her interviews in French dunno what you're saying luv!
>>221821498so take off all your clothes
Mr Beast is at my house and he said that the first 10 fat balding /brit/ posters who give me a (You) will get 10 grand
>Heatwave latest: Another UK heat record broken overnight as two more teenagers die in waterAfter the warmest May night ever, temperatures in the UK will remain high today. One train company has cancelled services to "help minimise potential disruption". A third teenager has died after getting into difficulty in waterlearn to swim and only get in seawater if you are are a strong swimmer
I'm not fat or balding and since I'm not British I don't think I qualify as a /brit/ poster
>>221821500Cor she's fit
deano and chaz egging on smiffster to jump from the balcony into the nearby pool cos if he does it he's a ledge and if he doesn't he's a pussy
>>221821498
did anyone here get any sleepi slept for like 2 hours 2.5 maybe
>>221821498just another day in Arizona, no big deal
All summer long
>>221821523@things_ill_not_watch
>>221821566Looks like the fish that talked to Tony Soprano in his about Big Pussy
>>2218215603 hours myself. How hot is it on your little island right now?
>>221821581*in his dream
which one are you eating?
favourite city in oblivion lads?why partial to chorrol myself, seems very peaceful and pretty
>>221821559LOL love how there's a random German in here laughing at the Brits suffering
>>221821602
>>221821602Deeply unserious country
Need medically assisted dying
Used to work with one of the lads who was on the same 'sun, sex and suspicious parents' as the guy who balconyd himself. Apparently he survived but BBC had to pay for his parents to live out in magaluf or wherever it happened for several months until he was solid enough to ship back to UK. Still showed the episode just cut most of the bits with that lad out and just didn't mention it
>>221821613for me it's Anvil
>>221821602bluey flavour for melove the taste of an old chook's dropped bean
>>221821613for me it's Anvil. love the lighthouse and docks
>>221820314"Short"
>>221821560sleepered from 2pm to 10pm me
educated women really don't get along with thicko women
>>221821646Mad how the rest of the world thinks kookaburra calls are jungle noises
the concrete beaches of chicago
>Death among the grapevines: the suicide epidemic taking the lives of France’s winemakers>Vignerons are killing themselves across the country as a combination of climate change, US tariffs and international conflict destroy livelihoods that have lasted for generationssorry lads x
>>221821657>>221821665anvil would be my second choice if not for all the crime. not as bad as bravil granted but still
I love English men and I want to rub my fanny on them all day especially the ones who aren't actually English but of English descent and from Pasadena California
>>221821702So many butts
>>221821498laying like a starfish on the beaches of the southwest of france and ending my silly incel life
>>221821702There's hundreds of lakes in that area. Many beaches to choose from
>>221821721What challenge did he partake in
>>221821721he did the two orange and colgate challenge in the middle
>>221821705KWAB
>>221821602dill pickle one actually sounds banging tbf
dont like the city in oblivion with the big cathedral. it's too empty and creepy and it upsets me (zoomer)
Mad how much of an ungovernable shit hole Britain became on the Boomers watch. Things were so great during the 90s and 00s and now they let it all go to shit
>>221821702chi-town, chi-city, yeah that's where I like my pizzas and that's where I like my beaches
Nice to see the Anglosphere bonding over Aryan media like Oblivion
>>221821724I need that like i need a f350 parked on my head
>>221821721>did my child hang themselves because i was a neglectful parent?>no, it was a tiktok challenge
>>221821735the "have sex with your fit mum" challenge
>>221821721He may have died? How are they not sure?
>>221821560I slept fine, I had a fan on the whole night. Top tip for you there.
>>221821702why no one on the wa-ter
>>221821705Not your fault these people don't know how to diversify their business and reduce risk exposure.Haven't they ever heard of not putting all your grapes in one basket
it's actually scary when I remember this stupid universe thank God I don't have to live here
leap from a balcony headfirst challenge
>>221821791What are you talking about
>>221821797tiktok i blame you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB95LaBYdsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB95LaBYdsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB95LaBYdsA(8) THERE'S THINGS I HAVENT TOLD YOU I GO OUT LATE AT NIGHT BUT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU YOU'D SEE MY DIFFERENT SIDE (8)WHAT A FUCKING BANGER
>>221821774porn addicted freak
Need a gf who doesn’t mind me shagging other blokes
we need a /brit/ ban for the under 30s
>>221821800adjustments have been made and I will remain where I belong
no I won't listen to that song you just posted because I don't care about listening to new music
>>221821721another reason to build up the trojan horse of child safety for digital ID in every single corner of what you do online and banning of consumer VPNs, can't just tell mums to be better parents and put controls on screentime
>>221821774he'd have lost cause his mum has the head of a cinderblock
anyone here from the 19s is good in my books
Telling the missus my willy is too sore for sex so I can engage with mind numbing hardcore pornography once she goes off to work
I was born in 1992, a turbulent year in world politics
got a fan from lidl only cost 27p and its cooled down my entire house to 8 degrees celsius
If Amazon didn't offer free next day delivery with Amazon prime, would anyone even use it anymore? Everything on there is such a fucking rip off compared with eBay, temu and other sites
Almost came to gay porn but I stopped and switched to a lesbian videoThe girl was sucking on the guys balls which was hot but another man was sucking his cock at the same time and it was too gay
Was born 1979, yes I’m old *shrugs*
A year after his death, Ozzy Osbourne is set to be recreated as a lifesized AI-powered avatar, his family have announced – but fans aren’t entirely happy.
>>221820646What a mess
>>221821868no
Can't wank to porn featuring aesthetically displeasing wieners
he has real big pupils cause he's on the methedrine again now I have to give him a valium and cuddle him to sleep
might just die and then come back as an AI copy of myself and see if anyone notices
>>221821498Dadberg out in Toulouse region currently, hope he isn't burnt to a bronzed up crisp
>>221821882Like a hologram?
>>221821868yes95% of people are mindless consoomers, they balk but still press the complete purchase buttonbored, need new thing, new thing good
talkingtobarbertoil looms
Eating raw garlic. Yum!
amazon has 1 billion customers
love women, me
Rorke worried about AI hologram migrants in rubber dinghies
I will be calling miles to address the issue shortly as this schedule is unsafe and it is unacceptable for it to continue for very much longer
anyone got any experience with ice cream machines?want one
>>221821949so does your mum
>>221821954
>>221821868You'd have to be an actual sped to buy anything other than disposable junk off of temu
>>221821982kahteem
confession: i’m allergic to dustmites
>>221821982So why was a camera set up then?
>>221821982based pc master race wife
we will soon be able to download memories of other humans into our brains
>>221822029my descendants will be able to see how much porn I wanked to
>>221821982Wish someone would do this to me for real and not in a staged way.
Just watched the movie idiocracy and it got me thinking how I’m the sane person in a world of retards addicted to ease at the cost of morality and common sense
new>>221816709>>221816709>>221816709
when are they making skyrim 2
the old:
total zinger halt now is it
>>221822091when you get a job
>>22182209115 years without a new elder scrolls is mental tbf
>>221822122so should have been out in 1987 then?
>>221822163toesies
Actual new>>221816709>>221816709>>221816709
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