midge cunt edition
Cheadle sub edition
What loving god would create a Warwick Davis?
China chinese noise deus vult
>>221822190mad how because of the way statistics work, you could grab him by the legs and smash his head against a rock and then lob him into the sea and he would be counted as a heat death
it's weird that almost nobody cares that the supreme court completely broke the principle of parliamentary sovereignty when it ruled trannies aren't women.the GRA2004 said that trannies with a certificate are women for all purposes, the EA2010 did not repeal the GRA2004 or include any language going "btw when it says for all purposes it doesn't mean this act", parliament's own legislative guidance and the guidance of the EHRC until 2023 all said that what this meant is that trannies with a GRC are women for all purposes, and trannies without a GRC aren't (but should be treated nicely anyway because they have the protected characteristic of gender reassignment). for some reason instead of ruling this (which would've still annoyed the bulk of trannies, who don't have a GRC), the court ruled that trannies are never women.everyone bases their opinion on whether trannies are women, but constitutionally that's meaningless. the constitutional point is that parliament said "new law: trannies with a certificate are always women" and the court decided to change the law because they didn't agree with that. that's fine in america where the supreme court is actually supreme, but in britain parliament is supreme. unless parliament has broken it's own laws, the court has no grounds to interfere. e.g. when the courts ruled the rwanda plan was illegal, it was because rwanada wasn't a safe country and existing law was that people had to be sent to a safe country. but the government passed a law saying rwanda is a safe country: with the principle established in the trans case, the supreme court could've always gone: "while the law clearly says rwanda is a safe country in law, uhh, the online safety act totally repealed that provision somewhere in the back, the rwanda plan is still illegal :)"
>>221822233Not sure that actually is how statistics work
Make a song
Deus vult
>>221822164lol
I'm a cannae coper
nary a speck of that tome
the supreme court ruled trannies aren't women.
>>221822248im happy for you or sorry that happened
KWAB
Car beep beep.
>>221822293which ran contrary to a law passed by parliament that said sometimes they arewhich is a violation of britain's unwritten constitution that nobody comments onwhich is going to come up in some future constitutional crisisbet on it.
giz a sniff
What do you guys think of my new shoes?
>>221822300Really ought to get into politics
>>221822213I miss the soul ai used to have
It moves
Sending carberg to garagetoil on Thursday. Hope the cunts don't take all my money again, they love doing that.
Rorke what's all this about Rupert Lowe having a Muslim daughter in law
>>221822300on news yesterday said he walked into a jewellers and said I'M THE MAN WITH THE MONEY and then bought a gold necklace that nicola surgeon was seen wearing she knew nothing about the £400,000 her husband stole or the extra £200,000 that's still missing
>>221822328sorry wrong picignore that one
Horror
>>221822328m8
>>221822329take my advice: don't. it's the worst hobby imaginable.
I am trying to get banned here.
not had a wank since this heatwave startedit not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB95LaBYdsA [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB95LaBYdsA [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB95LaBYdsA [Embed](8) THERE'S THINGS I HAVENT TOLD YOU I GO OUT LATE AT NIGHT BUT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU YOU'D SEE MY DIFFERENT SIDE (8)WHAT A FUCKING BANGER
>>221822361I think he meant like work in politics so he can embezzle a shit load of money or get dodgy donations and live the life of luxury. At least that's how I read it
Oouuaahhhh back to work at 6am after a 3 day weekend….
I am physchopath.
>>221822349What about it?
intermittently wanking
>>221822348found a mechanic who doesn't invent $800 worth of bullshit problems every time I bring it in for a service but I kind of worry he's not actually servicing it and just says he didreally should learn cars but I simply don't care to
>>221822374oh in that case yeah get your hand in the till lad
None
>>221822390What thoughts are going through a woman's mind when she signs on the dotted line to marry a man with this hairline?
Mad how Ant McPartlin's career was completely unblemished by crashing his car when drunk.Huw Edwards' career was ruined for far less
>>221822390all of a sudden leftypol's gone all racist because the man who wants migrants of all colours gonedidn't see that coming from him
rorke is the least funny individual on the planet
>>221822407That's the man will give me my muslim children probably
>>221822410Fuck off you nonce cunt
>>221822407It's marriage. Status and wealth >>>She can always shag on the side
I got a Stefan dick.
playing tube slider in the next room with your mum (pic unrelated)
Reminder that Starmer is on track to deliver net negative immigration and nobody is going to thank him for it
>>221822399>kind of worry he's not actually servicing it and just says he didA lot do this. You can mark your filters to see if they change them.
So the pc company's owner is my servant.
The problem was never muslims but illegal immigrants Legal muslims can marry all the white men they want
>>221822390This is the man who is deporting millions?
>>221822190whats going on lads
>>221822443you ever gonna stop sucking cock lad?
Kier Starmer more like Big Farter hahahaha you can have that one if you like.
Weird egg.
just ate a whole pack of jaffa cakes410 calories on nothingno wonder im a fat nigger freak
post it again samefag the same boring replieswait a few hours repeatwhat a life
>>221822477I didn't spend 5 years training my spine just to give up at the last hurdle and not suck my own cock
Got like three packages in the mail today all with COOL shit in them haha love to consume love getting mail
Egyptian noise
>>221822443Yes, increased emigration of highly skilled and able people who are sick of the UK going to shit being replaced by low skilled thirdies who will bring fuck all to the economy.T-Thanks Starmer
>>221822374Yeah that's what I meant, want dirty money and to face no consequences for my actions
>>221822473it warm
>>221822490good lad
Bye, mate.
Everyone leave
gadgets I'm interested in now>bladeless dyson fan>soft serve ice cream machine>SpyraThree water gunanything else I should add to my list?
bloody 33 degrees in hackney
It's mad how you could be an absolute shit in politics, just don't be PM and whilst people might hate you now, in 10-15 years when you've made a shit load of money no one will fucking remember you and you'll still be minted.Better still, 40 years and you'll be completely anonymous, does anyone remember who was in the cabinet during Thatcher's premiership?
Is 6 years too long to be in the talking phase
>>221822473slug man extinction eventthe slime is pooling rapidly
Don't know what to have for lunchtoil, too hot to be eating really
>>221822538get one of those top end coffee machines where you just pour beans into a big reservoir at the top and coffee comes out. Like they have in wetherspoons. Get me one too.
>>221822507This will be the cope going forward
>>221822544nobody here was alive back then unc
I know a midget womanShe looks really cute, same age, same interests etc. but... it would just feel so wrong
Marcus Brigstocke. Ivan Toney. Barry Chuckle
>>221822559get some sushi in you lad
>>221822564coffee machine is a good call
Bye
>>221822423mate you know he’s a fictional character?
fucking hate tourism so much
>>221822576all weird and stodgy though aren't they
>>221822564>where you just pour beans into a big reservoir at the top and coffee comes outthats just how all coffemakers work nigga
>>221822584Would have to go to shop and that's off the cards
>>221822613news to me
in the end no white man can turn down foren pussy if it comes knocking and it always does as a white manItalian-Libyan gash? That's too rare to simply pass up
>>221822619Been seeing the videos of Bournemouth beach this weekend and I'd be fucking raging if I was a local around there and couldn't drive anywhere because of all these cunts visiting
>>221822629ktim
watched mussolini son of centurygood filum
>>221822641Bro looks like Richard E Grant
flatmate has a gay canadian accent that pisses me off he's always on phone calls and the walls are paper thin
In a group chat with various mates and one was trying to get people to go to a vigil for them 3 girls that drowned in Brighton and also donate money to their family. Like why? I don't know these people? Don't donate money to any other cunts families when they die so why are these ones so special? Genuinely can't fathom what makes some peoples random deaths more important than others
Never understood the tourist go home movement by definition they all will
>>221822559Leanmaxx, bro.
anyone noticed and commented on the weather?
>>221822576
well and truly sick of all the tourist hordes clogging up cheadle bay
>>221822628I think the electric coffeemakers that yanks have typically take ground coffee, not whole beans. And lots of espresso machines don't grind the beans for you, you grind them yourself and use the grounds in the machine.
>>221822642Bournemouth, Durdles Door, Dovedail stepping stones, all our beauty spots utterly teeming with biomassThey've got to go
2 perfect scrandles in a row
>>221822661Fucking leprechaun bitch just nicked my phone*punts her over the building*
>>221822473>OksfordI think you better tell us what's going on
i'm not here to talk about things happening in the uki'm here to talk about america
>>221822668>ground coffee, not whole beansinsanemight aswell drink instant coffe at that point
looksmatched couple in 2026
>>221822473londyn on a madnyss
would anyone like to talk about rupert lowe's daughter in law
sick of every business/event using that same AI generated poster format, you know the one
>>221822702boring album
added rimowa suitcase to my gadget list
>>221822642And they always talk about how tourism is such a benefit. The small number of people who own airbnbs and restaurants make loads of money the rest of us locals get fucking raped
mumberg has put the radiators and oven on in the kitchen because a tiktok said if you heat up one room it sucks the heat from the others
>>221822642Couldn't move yesterday in SCARBOROUGH for the 'mass. Parking where they shouldn't, going down one way streets the wrong way, whole area stunk of cannabis. Just generally no room to breathe at all, vile.
>>221822722kek
>>221822717um
>>221822702For me it's Mugi and Mio
>>221822722Kek your mum is literally retarded
>>221822722mumberg on that 14th century alchemy
>>221822670this is why I only holiday outside the UK
i don't care what anyone says, extremely generic medieval european-style fantasy is the best, that's why lord of the rings is the GOAT and why oblivion is better than morrowind, and why a TES game set in high rock would be even better
>>221822722daft auld bint
>>221822722got something she can suck
>>221822694You have to weight looks by gendered value. Any female rating receives 2x
peng
>stop having sex with leng brown birdswhy is this ugly freak like this?
Who had Timmy rizzing the Specsavers girl on their bingo card?
>>221822722amazing how many people will just believe whatever comes up on their short form slop mindrape beams as real
>>221822764corr that one in pink
so bournemouth beach was never overcrowded on a bank holiday until the boriswave arrived? is that what you’re telling me?
>>221822694>>221822759gay
>>221822772...which one?
>>221822688I think a lot of traditional espresso machines don't grind the beans. Instead you have a separate grinder (pic related). Then you put the grounds into a receptacle thing and lock that into the machine. Then the water is forced through the coffee grounds.Whereas some modern espresso machines have a grinder built in, so you just press a button and it grinds beans for you and uses the grounds to brew espresso.
>>221822782not saying
>>221822576Knew a bloke from toil whose gf looked exactly like that paralymic swimmer dwarf while he was like six foot
>>221822731kino image
>>221822784alri baristaGPT
>>221822722>>221822771It's mad how the Chinese Communist Party obviously made TikTok to take advantage of decadent stupid westerners like us, and some of us really are stupid enough to fall for that shit.
>>221822764why do they enjoy it?
rorke twitter acchttps://x.com/spergwit
>>221822781...yh
>>221822764groynes are so ugly
slathering myself in sun cream even though i'm not going outside i just think it smells peng
>>221822790:/
>>221822792>that paralymic swimmer dwarfGoing to need to be more specific.
>>221822827get on that retinol lad
one time I opened Facebook for the first time in like a year and I had a pending friend request from a girl I went to school with who added me 6 months ago so I accepted and then she messaged me the next day asking who I was and why I added her and I said she added me I just accepted late because I don't use Facebook often and she said she doesn't use Facebook often either and then we didn't message each other again after thatthis was about 18 months ago
Ah-rah, deeSoo-guh-goo-gee-goo-geeGoo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-deeOoh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-beeFliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
pumping the thread full of shitty negative posts me
>>221822800scroomie
wish this site had a reverse ntr tag https://nhentai.net/
>>221822852Good lad
>>221822768That's one reason why racism is dumb - you're denying yourself the opportunity to shag fit brown women
>>221822845facebook shows random suggestions as "friend requests", really bad design that pushes engagement
>>221822802thanks x I want to start capturing more OC
>>221822845screaming how old are you?
>>221822544Nigella Lawson's daddy
Drove gf to the pharmacy to pick up her prescription and now been waiting here for 20 minutes I think I've lost her probs just going to go home
>>221822852fuck up cunt
>>221822866real talkonly losers are racist chuds
right wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1779741289203128.jpg
>>221822884she's shagging the pharmacist
>>221822884timmy moment
>>221822893Quite nice that one
just witnessed something
got to stand in front of a hot oven now ffs
>>221822893waitrose>>221822902aldi
>>221822832Mate there's only one I'm aware of who was shilled everywhere
>>221822784parents had this in the 2000ssounds like a gimmick but ive checked and theyre much cheaper than the "all in one" ones so that might be one reason to get one mine is broken so i just use a french press since im too lasy to fix it
right well I shouldn't have opened that
>>221822902The fuck am I looking at here?
>>221822884british pharmacies take the piss it’s like they have to manufacture the drugs on the spot
>>221822902What the FUCK is that?
British niggas be like mmmm big bean
Which one of you has the most friends on FacebookI think I've got over 200 but other people I know have over 500
>>221822863wish to christ there was even a single 3dpd porn site that had a tagging system even half as good as 2d porn sites that wasn't either dead or complete dogshitrealbooru has 15 images across the whole site and redgifs forces gay and tranny porn on you even when you've gone through the effort of making an account specifically to be able to click the button that says 'please don't show me hairy men shoving dildos up their arses'
>>221822928which?
you will now remember
>facebook
um
>>221822871I don't think that's it cause it specifically said the request came through 6 months before I saw it and when I hit accept we were immediately friends with no confirmation needed on her end
too hot to eat, wank, go outside, or concentrate on anythingnot much point in being awake really
Boiling in the office but the other runtoids don't want to turn on the AC because they think it'll make them sick
>>221822977he looks very polite
>>221822983Does it get hot in Ireland?
not that impressed with the '14 quid haircut.Showed him the AI instructions and he didn't even read them just said "dont understand this", then showed him the image and barely looked at it, might not go to him again tbf. Tipped him 1 quid too (asked for only a fiver back)
>>221822949don't worry kitten
>>221823015you status: done
>>221823015ah well, better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all
anime
>>221823015was he a pakii pay 30 quid for mine from my usual guydoes it perfectly every time
>>221823034this is never truenever try
>>221823044dont think women can have breasts like that
>>221823015haircuts aren't an exact science. Unless you're getting a buzz cut with the same number all over, it's highly dependent on how arsed your barber is at the timepart of life is accepting that some haircuts will be great, others less so.
homelander
getting a haircut is the only time a woman touches me
>>221823031>>221823034>>221823058the positives are, its comfier and I can actually wear a cap now in the sun.>>221823048nah white guy, funny thing was he made a racist comment about turkish barbers to the guy before me, couldn't quite catch it just "turks" and something else like "better than"
>>221822983It's only 21 in Dublin at the moment. Also how does AC make people sick?
>>221823058best haircut I ever got was when the trainee decided to make me his magnum opus for some reasonhe spent like 35 minutes working on it without running it by me then called his boss over to show it off after
>Four killed as school minibus collides with train in BelgiumLOL
>>221823076you are the first person on 4chan to ever make this post
why's it still hotit wasn't meant to be as hot today
>>221823075I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT
>>221823015actually mad how shite your entire life is going to be. neurotic freak
my cousin gave me head when she was 18 and i was 13
need to come off Facebook just sitting here fuming reading what these fucking stupid boomer cunts are saying
Got started with PokeMMO, it's pretty peng
>>221823015last time I went to a new place she said she can't use those things to stop the hair going down my neck because of environmental laws...but then I saw her use one on the next person while I was payinghairdressers can be nasty and spiteful people sometimes and you have to try different ones
I just go to a local barber who I know isn't going to make a mess and it's 15 quid and sometimes I get him a pint down the pub. Easier that way.
>>221823015You get what you pay for. Try going somewhere better even if it's more expensive
i see the pathological liar yank is back
>>221823129done status: you
my back was itching all day because of that spiteful cow
>>221823130Community.
>>221823130>a local barberDoesn't everyone? No one is driving 90 minutes to get their hair cut.
died of too many cups of tea
please sign the petition to get judge Nicholas Rowland dismissed as he’s a paedo who loves letting rapists walk free
heh hey did you guys knowdid you guys know thatthat it gets hot in Australia?like, even hotter than it is where you are now?heh... yeah bet that breaks you feeble little minds doesn't it? we're basically hot sweaty BADASSES when you think about ityeah I know I spelled it the American way
>>221823116weird bellybutton placement
>>221823155Well yeah that's a fair point, suppose by local I really meant middle aged white guy rather than all the Turkish ones that are perpetually empty except at like 8pm that have sprung up all around him
AI paddington bear chatbot just told me to kms
>>221823170>In 1999, about 35 per cent of Australian homes had air con.>By 2010, it was 70 per cent.https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-01-28/air-conditioning-changed-australia-technology-heat-comfort/104741512
just told some guy to kill himself
>>221823170love australia, love australians
>>221823086It's 28 where I am
>>221823170Yes your houses are built for the heat and you also have air con
>>221823208not the horrible new australians though. they should do something about them
deport, deport, deport the fuckin lot!!
>>221823177how so
weird one day everyone just stopped saying ‘rasheed’used to be a staple
>>221823178do those paki money launderers even know how to cut hair? they obviously have never been professionally trained
i drive 200 miles to birmingham to get my haircut they do it the old fashioned way i come in and they offer me a big glass of whiskey and then i sit there half drunk while they shave my neckbeard with a cutthroat razor
>>221823224just looks weird
a phd in skin fades
>>221823249you look weird
>>221823178My local Turkish (Iraqi) money laundering barbershop is rammed all the time. There's no doubt in my mind that it's a dodgy money laundering operation but it would be unfair of me to suggest that it's sat empty all the time.
>>221823223
*minces into the thread* ooooo it's hot out there blimey it's like a sauna oooo errr
>Recomp if you want to spin your wheels. Cut and then bulk if you want to see progress in this lifetimeIs this true?
>>221823268dunno what any of that means
>>221823231he went to Syria and never came back
>>221823237They do a decent skin fade like >>221823255 says. That's their bread and butter, topping up deano fades.If you want length of the top though it's entering risky territory.
>>221823146not really. she's still a fucking hairdressermy theory is that because so many of them failed at school, any time they get a sniff of intelligence from someone they react by being spiteful. it might explain why so many smart lads are ugly if you think about it
>>221823264so true babes
don't like when I go to a hairdresser and it's run by tatted up wogs who are selling illegal tobacco, talk like American blacks and run the place like a nightclubjust want my hair cut not whatever the fuck this is
>>221823272Well what DO you know dickhead
known my barber for 3 years and he always offers me a chilled beer when i walk in
yeah i'm def not gonna bother watching the boys season 1 was enoughmade that mistake watching all of stranger things
>>221823300I just go to a white man's barber with an old man who hardly chats to me, just cuts my hair like a pro
>>221823301…dunno
>she's still a fucking hairdresser>my theory is that because so many of them failed at school, any time they get a sniff of intelligence from someone they react by being spiteful. it might explain why so many smart lads are ugly if you think about it
kurdish place a 10 minute walk from me who does a fairly good job for my twice a year incel chop
>>221823315posted from the deepest darkest pits of plato’s cave
rorke sitting in the chair and staring at his shoes the entire time not saying a word to the barber apart from "yeah that's quality mate" when he shows him the back at the end
>>221823268Bulking and cutting makes sense if you're on gear. When you're natty you'll just end up fat as fuck and have a hard time shifting that fat when it comes time to cut. Steroid users don't have this issue since testosterone and all other androgenic steroids facilitate lipolysis as well as building muscle.The steroid look as totally uncanny in real life. Obviously it's 2026 and everyone has had their perceptions warped by what's online but when you see gear users in real life it just looks sad. You think to yourself man I hope I never become like that guy.If you put in the work consistently for a few years you'll mog while natty. The 'steroid look' is definitely not favoured by women and is considered lame.
i'll be watching dtf st louis instead jason bateman he never lets me down always in good stuff
here they are, the boys
>>221823355So recomp yes?
catwitz having the time of his life on the ironing board
rorke explaining to his mum how the monty hall problem works
Why are you all suddenly talking about barbers after I just got my haircut for the first time in a year?
>>221823377would clobber them all with a spade lmao t. rasheed(so i don't get a You)
pizza for brekkie
>>221823390ian moment
>>221822542pefect time to be in the LIDOin LONDONF IELDS
>>221823395it's lunchtime mate
>>221823390Because you did a bad job of it and we want to help you avoid making the same mistake in the future
>>221823394
>>221822694he has better jawline but is barely better ooking otherwisealso appear to be more or less the same heightthey also appear to be in similar shape (respective to gender)while their is a slight discrepency i would not say this is an example of not being lookmatched
>>221823409plenty of biomass piss in there
get yourself into the pool on the rooftop of your penthouses lads, we all deserve it for a fantastic year so far
>>221823443leftypol got his crazy straw out
the biomass
>>221823454get them housedget them fed get them wanked off
>>221823419need this man alone with children pronto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G13uarFbxFw
wasted my life award
>>221823454leftypol getting skin cancer and biomass oggling over katys in skimpy bikinis
>>221823460SQUEALING
not even arsed like
>>221823453sc
smug little twerp
>>221823487What does red mean in the bottom left in the pie charts
my unc arse STINKS
need a gf who's obsessed with apeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNaA87PMIQE
Migrainetoil
>>221823552easy to find in england
>>221823529R1b?
>>221823454All that for a shingle beach kek
Flyberg is certainly doing his best job at irritating me today
rorkes gaff
stranger danger
>>221823586sick of themalready had to get the zapper out twice today
don't all talk at once
the saving of the zingers
just watched Skin Diamond suck on a nice big white cock. it lush x
New>>221823611
>>221823419votes green btw
>>221823596Newbuilds are out of control