Our e-asylum edition
Gonna try sleeping in a wet T-shirt tonight with the fan blowing on me to see if that keeps me cool.Should really buy a mobile air conditioning unit but don't fancy shelling out £400 for something that'll be used less than 10 times a year
Life is a humiliation ritual>get told that uni is the gateway for a good job>get a degree>nope your degree is actually useless>get a job anyway>that's a shit job, you're a pathetic twat, kill yourselfThere is no escape from the humiliation ritual that is life
get the cuties posted
going to incel slither out of the house leaving a trail of slime as I gohope I see pellets out in someone's front garden so I can end my slugly chud life
unfortunately i didn't have a brain aneurysm and i continue to exist in this pathetic vessel
get scintillating stocomas occasionallyonce as a kid and twice as an adultalso saw shooting stars at the edges of my vision a couple weeks ago when stressed out about somethingmight have brain problems
why do people use the raised hands emoji? when do people ever raise their hands when talking
>>221823680Go NEET lad
>>221823704Yeah I am NEET, I quit my last job. NEET is even worse.
goth raccoon
im told it's formality to let you all know that i have just had a wank
>>221823720sex>>221823734wtf
>>221823720would run over a gypsy family with my citroen just to hold her hand
>>221823680Unc here, i told everybody back in 2008 uni was a waste of time and you smug retards laughed at me. WELL YOURE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU HAHAHAHAHA
>>221823693
DE BOMB BLAST
>>221823734Still hoping on that aneurysm
>>221823680why do you care what others think of your job?it's to get by, not a validation exercise
>>221823745this is the guy on the other side of this wall >>221823734
>>221823764grow up retard
>*calls the police*>"officer, there is a man staring at me through the window with 2 guns, help me!">"oh wait, nevermind, it's just me flexing in the mirror ;)"
need the ethiopian vpn killed
>>221823788
>>221823696reform voters actively support this
if WMAF is the most common pairing how come you see black/white mixed people WAYYYYYY more than you see a Asian/white mixed person
>>221823797me n u
800,000 graduates unemployed20,000 graduate jobs availableget the pajeets in theres a skills shortage
>>221823762Working a pathetic job makes me hate myself, I think most other people would react that way if they thought their job was pathetic
>heatwaves in mayobjectively grim
>>221823808go spam your chinese girls in kurva anyátok
feeling a bit chilly nowmight pop a hoodie on
>>221823818is this really what you think about all day?
This nigga be out going grocery shopping and randomly end up stuck between some fat woman’s ass crack or some shit. Unlucky ass mf.
>>221823832right well this was a bit unnecessary
ktim
rorke on a mad one
>>221823846i would literally pay 60 quid to eat her arse for just half hour
>>221823845You’re mistaking me for someone else I just got a video about the Oxford study on tiktok and it made me think
the femcel apocalypse
>>221823869he’s asian and you’ve upset him
>>221823856why's their profile picture an ai generated hotdog all tied up
>>221823797need his kids shot in the head too
>>221823889probably not a real person and a botfarm account
Too hot for toil
I was born into the arms of a Jew who then circumcised me
>>221823902Glad I have the day off. Today's supposed to be the warmest day of the week.
does jeff still post here
>>221823947hi my namea jeffa
>>221823919don't click, gore
>>221823919would love to stomp all those into paste with my steel toe boots
>>221823861fairly sure she offers exactly that service
… interesting tissues wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros day 3 on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221823955He's transitioned??
>>221823979this guy looks like a scrotum
will the ball ever kick the man
co-op margherita pizzas always leave me feeling ill afterwards
by day, I'm the Just Getting Through Today is Enough Boyby night, I'm the It Can't Go On Like This Something Has to Change Man
>>221823919Never seen that much blood
>half pint of lager>2x frozen pina colada >pint>4x frozen strawberry daq'>3x pintsRelaxing little bank holiday Monday
Ah-rah, deeSoo-guh-goo-gee-goo-geeGoo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-deeOoh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-beeFliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
>>221823979why are the tissues interestingwhy are the glasses excellent
a lot of u niggas are very fucked in the head
>>221823979the sweat patches under his tits are awe inspiring
Standing in the garden spraying my feet with the hose like a legitimate insane person
>>221824015no he's saying he is interesting the tissues
>>221824015tissues - interesting as the way the despeondne isd ugdidsihfjiusdhf oisgdoifyg dsygfo8syf 08g o ugdsfgsu
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros day 3 on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221824034great post
gotta get thru this by daniel beddingfield
back to toiling in ten minuteswhat a sad existence
Congolese nigger BBC poo
has your dad ever bought a jaffa orange?
>>221824050not me I'm off all week :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5o5VXSFG5M
>Dyson fan>A soft serve ice cream machine (need recommendations)>SpyraThree water gun>Rimowa suitcase>Speakers>Sage Espresso machinegadget list so far
>>221824056finally a good post
>>221824062i hope you have a lovely weekcunt
is a suitcase a gadget?
>>221824069did he buy his own clothes
the first avengers film was 14 years ago
>>221824056s
why does tilde repost every post from tim's twitter
>>221824068Genuinely despise these police bodycam slop accountsEWU usually doesn't do clickbait but the majority of these channels are rife with itThere was one video of some racist guy on a bodycam and for some reason the channel photoshopped a nazi flag onto the wall in his home for the thumbnail
>>221824096the first avenggerrs film was a movie
remember when we had a day a few years ago when it was 37 degrees
did an experiment: make the dullest possible post every day and see how many days i can do without anyone replying.so far it's been an entire month.most boring poster award is mine methinks
i think csis has been microwaving instructions into my brain while i sleep
anyone gonna watch sam campbell’s new tv programme? (Thursday 10pm on Channel 4)
>>221824120I like the ones where the edited thumbnails look like left 4 dead gameplay
TEEN daughter and MOM discovers DADS sickening secret...
>>221824134*rapes you*
>>221824134yeah i'll be watching that on my tv via sky stream in home wearing my excellent glasses
rorke getting eaten by a titan
not into cuck porn but it would be hot as fuck to watch my gf fuck and snog another woman
HECKING PUPPERINO DOGGO chases down SUSPECT in police chase..
>>221824128so hot it turned the country to poo
>>221824134No-one knows what that is
moment PREDATOR DAD gets caught in the act...
the earth is evil
capeshit
>>221824219true
>>221824220atheistmong loves his capeshit
Cunts booked me in for a meeting at half 3 so now instead of doing literally nothing for the rest of the day I now have to do that. Puschopath behaviour.
>>221824134No. I hate "The British Comedy Scene".
>>221824219but we can be beautiful and nice
>>221824206july 2022 was a movie
genuinely falling asleepnot sure i could explain that to toilberg
I am a fan of bi cuck porn where the cuck sucks the bull with his gf
>>221823673serious talent
Going to do hot yoga later. It's just a normal yoga class but it's hot as fuck so it counts as hot yoga. Will be dining out on this for years to come.
>>221824269sounds gay
>>221824263yeah, 40 year old virgin
>>221824269i think it's just okay
satstewingtoil has begun a few more hours before it's safe to go out
>>221824279we don't sign our posts here mate
voting the pain away
porn freaks are extra grim lately
>>221824314
>>221824324who listens and watches crap like this enough to make memes about it. gives me the fear
I was going to say something mean to one of you but I decided against it because you don't deserve that
something never happens
>>221824348Dadberg used to be a lorry driver and would sit listening to LBC all day it made him legitimately insane. He's chilled out a bit since then but he was so furious about everything all the time.
>>221824206i think that's the summer where i got really sunburnt. wasn't very fun. my arms swelled up.
sat shopping for an A/C unit like cattle should've thought ahead and sorted this all out in jan now I'm going to be raped red raw on prices
>>221824348You should fear me
i'm a jester-maxxed giga-mogged truecel
>>221824367your mum’s breasts swelled up too remember? they were huge remember?
British democracy
>>221824348relax unc it’s just a harmless welsh politics meme
>>221824383you're a disgusting little incel freak aren't you
>>221824163dad's been calling people Rorke online
>>221824394and PR would make it worse
more and more kids dying on the news. now 11 year old boy found with towel wrapped round his neck. think the sleeper cells have been activated
>>221824008Don't do this lad, don't force my handI don't want to go to the pub but if this weather doesn't let up I'll have no other choice
feels like there’s about four people in here
>>221824424dont reply to my posts again you autistic loon
half of all lorry drivers are ex sas and sbs so you shouldn't mess about
>>221824431thats sad :(
>>221824446i'll do whatever the fuck i want
>>221824438hospitals used to allow smoking too what a dipshit
the FUTURE
just sit your fridge halfway out the back door and leave it open that'll probably cool you down without buying an airconmight need to duct tape up the gapsand you won't be able to use the back door anymoreand you'll have to chuck out all your foodand you'll probably need a new fridge afterbut still, bit of a life hack for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boriswave
>>221824438this is basically what an IQ of 80 looks likeit's like saying "more people die of cancer now that cancer research is highly funded, so cancer research funding causes cancer"
>>221824438This is the man who got beat up so badly his eye literally fell out of his head? Yeah sure I’ll listen to him
>>221824442five now I'm here again and I will be posting every 60 seconds
>>221823611i’m on a roll lads aha x
>>221824479personally i don't care about ethnicity but i know rorke is very bothered by it
America is a funny place
>>221823979Imagine the smell in his room between him and the bames...
MANS EYE WENT AIGHT YALL GOT IT BRO AND POPPED OUT HIS HEAD LMAOOOOOOOO
Most people don't wear sunscreen. These people are also dying of skin cancer. Not sure what's so hard to understand about this.
>>221824508*yawns loudly in your face*
going to walk around the park for ~20 minutes and then come home to rot for the rest of the day. thank you x
>>221824438it's also a FACT that 100% of people who drink water die. we need to blame the left for this somehow.
>>221824479second from right looks like a create-your-own player
>>221824377Wish I was still 17 and could find shit like this funny. Really was an easier time.
>>221824525his nurse his white. he threw a tantrum when they assigned him a black one.
I call it sun cream x
>>221824551His name is Marli Salmon
why can't be have more immigration so there's more peng on the loose
The fact that football players wear long socks that go past their knees is incredibly gay
cancer is unbeatable, it is a flaw in the design of the human body. Cancer research is a scam and we will never beat because cancer literally evolves to avoid detection so we might as well get back in church and pray it goes away
>>221824583lmfao
pay day tomorrowmight put all the excess in my savings account and the use the rest to pay the bills like always
>>221824587most insecure man in the UK spotted
>>221824594>it is a flaw in the design of the human bodyit's not a flaw, its' literally how we get mutations for natural selectionwithout it we wouldn't evolve.
Think this heat is turning me into a crazy looney mental head case. Feel like Jared Leto joker
now go home and get your shinebox
>>221824594The only possible chance we have is when we develop Artificial Superintelligence and the ai can just defeat cancer
>>221824612You could lend me fifty quid and I could have an excellent time with some gear
>>221824594just cause it's unbeatable doesn't mean you can't beat it back until a ripe old age. with that logic, just eat a fucking bullet today and get it over with.
>>221824575was on a crusade a few years ago 'correcting' people calling it sunscreen and telling them it's suncream but then I found out it is actually called sunscreen here and that isn't an American term
what are you actually crying about with the heat. surely youve got a fan
>>221824623crust status?
gooch smell brewing like a well aged cheese
>>221824629me when tommy devito takes my joke about his past seriously
>>221824559Good. He needs to fight for his rights.
sun tan laotian
>>221824533yeah i know you're bothered rorke, even seeing a black person makes you piss your pants doesn't it
willy and balls on toast for lunch
Giving myself a vacuum enema with mums new dyson
>>221824655
morning gentlemen
>>221824641nah even then cancer transcends even the most advanced modelling for AI to solve. There are super cancers out there that we are literally centuries away from even understanding. The shit that just appears and robs you of life in sometimes just weeks
>>221824650still prefer cream x
Methoxypropylamino cyclohexenylidene ethoxyethylcyanoacetate
mad how good my life is, sometimes i can't believe it myself
>>221824629ya gettin fuckin fresh with me ah
when they ban the social media am i going to have to scan my face to play my steam games
>>221824672*yawns even louder in your face*
>>221824586More 'peng' east African lads in their 20s? No thanks
getting a lidar satelite to scan my knob
just had a shower and now drying out in the hot breeze coming through the windowit lush
On the 'mo 'rapy myself
warm weather huhnot my problem
>>221824687I don’t think you understand Artificial Superintelligence
just did a middle finger at the sun. bloody mental
pink and smooth
>>221824729Every day we get closer to the verification can greentext
Shite sleep last night because of the heat wave so already falling asleep at 2, not on like
>>221824759AGI/superintelligence is not going to cure cancer its impossible we need to give up now and start praying
>>221824753same here no towel needed
legs apart, drying my bollocks
days like this I want to just eat total fucking pig shit slop and drink beers and get blind piss drunk
Seen your mum down the park her bikini strap broke and her big flabby tits were hanging out. Couple of kids were chucking their 99 with flakes at her so she was all sticky and covered in white and brown mixed melted goo and then the seagulls and ants were going for. Right state she looked.
just been called a black bastard in greggs
might get the moneymaker out
diego using GodGPT where he just prays for god to spit out some text that solves cancer
>>221824777> AGI/superintelligenceThe fact you are even puttning these two in the same sentence tells me you don’t know shit about fuck. Go and do some research on what ASI is not AGI and you’ll see. Curing cancer will be one the “unimpressive” things it does
>>221824806Were you being a black bastard lad?
was in the spoons beer garden last night and was feeling a warm breeze even at 11pm wearing a thin t shirt
My entire Instagram algorithm is just videos of UK beauty spots absolutely teeming with biomass over the long weekend
not heard a single ice cream van jingle all day yesterday or so far today country's gone to the rats
freezing todaynah only messing it’s actually unseasonably warm
>>221824744no their mums and sisters
>>221824798crikey what an absolute nightmare she's had today. will have to give her a ring to see how she's doing
business idea: 'mass incinerator
mandems not hot
What happened to the UK comedy series? Like until the 00s we had loads of classic comedies and I think the Inbetweeners was the last good one and we've just stopped producing them. Is this woke gone mad?
anyone know any good pride parades coming up? never been but apparently its a great place to chat up women
>>221824854comedy was never good, then woke killed it
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth, Who took grain to the mill to make grist with.The miller's son, Jack,Laid her on her back,And united the organs they pissed with.
>>221824827we /med/ now :)
>>221824851Incinerating? In this economy?
>>221824853just creepy innit
>>221824854yeah unironically, everything's too sanded down now
>>221824853dont get it. even the ones raised here. not sure how its possible
too bad the sun doesn't melt the biomass
amandaland is such crap
Wishing everyone a happy Eid al-Adha today
>>221824829>biomassIs that the word we use for English now
the sun only melts timmys
>>221824853why do they even livethey don't even enjoy life
>>221824900gesundheit
happy eid al can't fucka womana
watching a vice thing on yank sex offenders interview with one of them and as the segment wraps up the narrator said the sex offender later sent a picture of his knob to the female producer
>>221824856Yep there’s one happening in Islington on the 31st of May ;)
Only been up two hours and I'm in the pub again haha what am I like
>>221824926scream
>>221824926boys will be boys
>>221824919LMFAO
>>221824854 The great British sitcom is not dead – it’s just been forced to grow up
>>221824856remember seeing another anon here at one in truro last year
Goodbye for all eternity
>>221824900Cпacибo бoльшoe
Rorke up to no good as usualLeftypol studying for his politics A Level
>>221824946Guardian really is slop
>>221824856>women
do people who work have collegues that talk about ted lasso
>>221824854everything is written by and for 50 year old women now
>>221824926Happens to the best of us
>>221824975NoI assume I don't work
>>221824946Bitch named viv looked at comedy and said grow up and so it did. Yhanks for nothing you cow
I always do really easy pops when its hot like thisThe heat must loosen the poo glue in my bowelsJust thought you'd like to know
How do you even summon up the motivation to wank in this heat?
mad how utterly raped the Total War franchise has been by Warhammerwas once a proud and noble historical video game series but then they made one Warhammer-themed game and it unleashed a horde of pooey arsed fantasy nerds and now the Total War community is filled with fantasy slop and sloppers consuming said slop
Any father man in
are we all on half term then or are you just unemployed
>>221824856notting hill
Old sitcoms get viewing figures now because they represent nostalgia and guilty comfort.
so here we are then.......the lads
>>221825003wrong board nonce
>>221825005I've been expelled from my local primary school
>>221825004Yeah I'm a fatherA father of men
>>221825013Gathered together, in this URINE NATION
>>221825027I take it you're a Poohammer fan then
>>221824854Such brave girls is good and funny, classic poor people doing poor people stuff
>>221825003Time to grow up and learn a paradox grand strategy game
Really miss mousey
*performs many a merry jape in the thread*
>>221825002went out at lunch yesterday and saw so many teenagers with their arse hanging out gave me some motivation whenever the sun went down and the flat started to cool
Mfw some of the most famous hyperbaton, anastrophe, chiasmus, hysteron proteron, tmesis, synchysis, antimetabole, epanodos, parenthesis, anacoluthon, hypallage, metathesis, pleonasm, and hendiadys were the central theses of much larger chiasmi
Thirdiefication
tidying my incel hovel, can't let these days go to waste lads we must be activeee
>>221825003All the historymongs went on to paradox games. You can still find them there recreating the roman empire in every single game imaginable
a nig doing a jignow i've seen everything
>>221825067:|
Sup.
getting sex tortured
Not sure about you lot but I'm a right sweaty bitch
Need to knock this day drinking business on the head lads
>>221825088post feet
Hi :-)It me
favorite e-girl just got a massive arm tattoomight not recover from this
>>221825073ur mum loves the hyperbaton
reminder that this heat is justification for mass importing biomass because it is worse for them in their countries
BOO it's a black person
>>221825095I can't I'm too shy haha xd
just raped a pepsi max
>>221825085The Egyptian mad man has shown himself
>>221825101that's what my online only gf did shit was never the same
https://voca.ro/14URC84zjemr
Chrisitans: raped religion Islam: rapist religion
>>221825121could easily pass for welsh
think it's time I take the plastic fan out from storage
>>221825121https://voca.ro/1d58ZYTMKMNP...
that's a somewhat unhinged vocaroo
Go away go away, prostitute.
>>221825067horny bastard
>>221824736yeah you're so much better than bames aren't you, being all smug on your computer
It's not a bot?
japanese sexy actress gone to dubai for a job it went horribly wrong
>>221825178no just another mental case
>>221825220>>221825220>>221825220
>>221825180What's surprising is that these dumb bitches still fall for this shit after all these years.
The servant is so good.
So, this is rorke
