wojak edition
god would love to clean her after a fat stinky dump
our jezour haz
>>221829355spoiler that hog
Will Sasso's impression of The British Bulldog on the Chris Van Vliet podcast is done in a Scottish accent and it continues to baffle me how ear blind Americans can be.How can you hear a Manchester accent as Scottish?
>>221829355niggas like you need to just learn how to say you'd like to have sex with a woman ffs
might play some far cry 6
>>2218293592 antisemite munters
the zoomer 'I'd eat her shit' or 'I'd let her beat me' thing does have precedent tbfremember my boomer grandad once seeing a pic of victoria coren and saying 'ooh, wouldn't mind her farting in bed'
haven't been productive whatsoever today :\
>>221829416same as always then
the wagie roars with victory at the prospect of a measly seven hours of freedom
Keep needing a piss because I've been drinking lots of water to stay hydrated
>>221829412>victoria corenhate this slag so much
>>221829373it's mad because many ESLs who speak at a high level are better at understanding some of our regional accents than yanks are
>>221829398rorke mad he can't get any pussy so he fumes about women
>>221829370i literally type spoiler that hog in the archive to find good pics of women to spaff to
>ear blindif only we already had a word for that
need to get back to 2011
>>221829355women like this stink
anyone else getting chinese voicemails
>>221829455of my cummys! LOL
>>221829441will intentionally misspell it a different way each time I post it now x
>>221829455No, they don't. They really don't. I know you're trying to larp as a shagger, but comments like this reveal you as an incel.Im a bbw enjoyer and many of them are very very hygiene conscious.
>>221829475you wont
why do jannies on this board strike down alysa liu threads so fast
>>221829484bro shags fat women
>>221829426;_;
hate playing modded gamesstop changing stuff you twats
>>221829499dysphoria
>>221829475done him>>221829494done him
>>221829499
Sorry mate but all fatties stinkt. fatty with fatty mates and we all reek of fat freaks
According to lil rorkey, during the great dying it was actually like 60 degrees out all the time so actually this is okay in comparison.
>>221829499must not like 'lysa
>>221829505:/
we love alysa on /brit/
>>221829494will too!
in bed now. as a consequence of woke
watch this
zoomers really love the smell and taste of shit huhmust be all the faggot propaganda they've been subjected to, more than any other generation
>The record for the hottest May temperature in the UK has been broken for the second day in a row, with 35.1C recorded at Kew Gardens in Londonok so now can we just make ac standard?
>>221829398mad how the chinese always manage to get a literal spy in there
>>221829541FACT
>A teenage boy was hacked to death with a machete in Hackney, East London>A large fight broke out after a house party spilled onto the streets in Hackney last night. Multiple individuals armed with machetes were involved, and there were also reports of gunshots. A teenage boy was hacked with a machete and suffered critical stab wounds. Despite the efforts of paramedics and London’s Air Ambulance, he was pronounced dead at the scene.screaming
THIS HEAT IS NOT NORMALWE SHOULD BE FUCKING TERRIFIED
>>221829536=\
>>221829557she has obviously had more than enough
>>221829573Not funny at all though is it?
>>221829576yeah? don't care
>>221829557Sloiper that gog
>>221829557spoileur that hoog
>>221829573
>>221829557beautiful
>>221829557love mal malloy
pink rorkey club
>proneboneit's a decent position when doing sexo irl but don't see the appeal of wanking to itgirls arses look way penger in pov doggy
>>221829604>>221829608done him
>>221829573That boy? Nbugu Nbogo
>>221829573Who writes this stuff?
>>221829548sudden urge to assassinate abe lincoln
just saw a picture of a naked woman
>>221829435rorke gets pussy tholeftypol spams tranny porn on 4chan all day :/
>>221829668>rorke gets pussy thoright well that's just not true
>>221829435>>221829668You genuinely need to see a doctor about this
>right well that's just not true
rorke getting pussyleftypol getting puppy
dying to meet this rorke chap you’ve all been banging on about
prone bone pov https://files.catbox.moe/b6d78p.jpg
>>221829699that's rorke thoughever
forgot 'hedge' was a word for a second there
>Three teens dead after being in water at beauty spotswhy can't gen A swim
me tink me gwaan reap what mi sow
>>221829335>My sister meets this nigga from manchester at London>Tells me the airport there sucks >She is now talking about moving to Britian
feel a bit less SHIT today but still not great
>>221829760an actual darky?
>>221829699i low key sit like this
>>221829760>She is now talking about moving to Britianwhy would anyone do this
>>221829764
>>221829573do blacks not embarrassed about behaving like this? its pathetic
his ocd is crippling
Pack in the climate migrants
>>221829814Off to sunny old England it is
Funny how he changed the shoes she spams after I pointed out they were cheap Chinese shit
Rorke shagging a Rorkette he met at a Tommy Robbinson rallyLeftypol's polycule running a train on him behind a Barnardos in Doncaster
>>221829801
>>221829789Because some guy literally paid for plane ticket and his reasoning was girls were grim in manchester
>>221829808mad how he allegedly lives in a peng country and chooses to spend basically every day of his life doing this lmao.
have literally found a gril who likes wwe wrestling and metal musickind of feel like I'm in anime fr rn
>>221829573yeh but the GDP went up
>>221829863your life is now a movie, as it were
>[Deleted]
>JUST IN - Trump will make a rare trip to Camp David for a cabinet meeting on Wednesday. All of his cabinet members are expected to attend.Can this prick just start bombing the regime again alreadyOne day he says he'll start new strikes on IranThe next day he's like "the great king of saudi arabia just sent me an email! no more strikes I guess!"Just fucking bomb them and get some normal people in their government you yank cunts you pulled everything to do it in random countries like Libya and Afghanistan but won't do it in Iran FUCKKK OFFFFFF
>>221829863>she
NEW: The UK has again recorded the hottest May day ever at 35.0°C in Kew Gardens and Heathrow
reform don't believe in climate change btw
Michael Portillo Summer 2026.
>Camp Davidoooh ‘ello
>>221829906working on a fix for this x
>>221829917ktim
>might need viagra at 28 just call me mr softie
Mums doing a fucking BBQ get in let’s fucking go!!!!!
doesn't feel as hot today for me
>>221829917Because line goes down
>>221829941based bbqlad
girl on teams just messaged me out of the blue for a "catch up". she's not on my team, and just wanted a chat.chances of having sex with her?
>>221829920roar
>>221829941hello can i come round for tea?
Quite surreal browsing other boards and seeing threads which have been open for 5+ years
rah the mandem built different y'kno
>>2218299610%bet it's some personal development shit and she wants to shadow your team for a bit
>>221829573They shot the place up too Check /r/ukdrill
>>221829941she wearing her summer dress that i bought her?
>Check /r/ukdrilli dont think i will
>>221829961probably getting laid off
>>221829880trump admitted that he accidentally killed all the moderate leadership options
>>2218299610% she was tasked by wageberg to see if you're being productive
>>221829880cry more jew freak
>>221830004>>221829979>>221830008I DESERVE SEX
>>221830010peng
>>221829998Literally the leading place for breaking news on woggish affairsThey know who did it before the police do
brutal. BRUTAL.
gonna be a good un tonight, also having a bbq and my mums wife is at her mums so I get to actually have a convo with mumberg for once
>>221829973must fucking reek
Uh oh melty
>>221830010she looks brasileira here
mum was wearing a fkn bikini earlier for whatever reason and my fucking eyes legit just naturally went there for a second and she realised think she hates me now. don’t even know what to say like im not even a weirdo like that it just happened didn’t even realise. probably have to move out now
>>221830029oh no women prefer taller men!! what a tragedy!!!!
>my mums wife
>>221830016>rogue regime belligerent towards civil society and modernityNah he's right
>>221830033>mums wifeever shag her up the arse?
mums wife gimmick was never good
>>221830048nothing wrong with looking
>>221829964It’s called dinner in this house but yes
bins go out tonight
brilliantfuck you rorke
>>221830083nah im good actually. not looking to mingle inter-culturally
>>221830055>1 like>2 commentsincredible post worth reposting
>>221830043could easily pass as local as a japanese-brazilian living in são paulo
>>221830048oedipus sex
>>221830048fucking grim lad can't imagine having a slaggy sket mum who just minces around in a bikini at home lmao
mad how I'm in my 30s posting the same shite day in day out all by myself
For some reason I've joined Facebook. Think I'm depressed. Can't even blame it on drink because I haven't been drinking. But tonight I plan on drinking and I'm probably going to start looking up people I shouldn'tEver felt like this?
>>221830094bet you can do this for any country's food, but for some reason people only do it when it's us
>>221830033Alright Cornish lad
LMAO rorke got out of prison and immediately went home to beat his wife
still thinking about that milf who I saw in her pyjama bottoms in the off licence early in the morning a few weeks agoperfect bum wobbling as her pyjamas were riding between her crack
>>221830094>TürkiyeNo I'm never going to call them that
>>221830094we put it all together though
>>221830130unc, nobody i know would have a facebook account
Earl of Sancdwich
>>221830123Is this the party in Hackney were some teen got hacked up?
>>221830143John Honey would never
>>221830123
>>221830094>toouuuoorkiiiiyeeehas to be bait no way people are gay enough to actually call them that
>>221830156>MontaguFrench immigrant
wanktoil? in this heat?
child pu
>>221830094>bacon was invented in chinawhat level of leftypol are we on here
>>221830175peng
oh is that bread you're eating???is that... bread?bread was invented in ancient egypt!!!!done you, rorke!!! you will never recover from this!!!!!!
>>221830185UM
>>221830185
>>221830145bet she was fat
>>221830143So 4/5 weren’t? Weird stat
discord raid is it? see you later normal sound /brit/ lads x
struggle to take fat people who whine about their looks seriously few people are genuinely completely ugly desu, even on our hideous island90% of the time the problem is fatness10% of the time? idk go plastic nigga
>>221830218why aren't you out enjoying the sun with your mates?
>>221830185You are not the Egyptian
pint or two tonight has to be, right?
>>221830228i posted >>221830203you are even more mentally ill than the people are making fun ofthat's how mentally ill you are
>>221830228precisely
>>221830219nah, was what the brothers call slimthicc
>>221830029@grok what is the average male height in cm minus the average female height in cm
>>221830281screaming at this
>>221830271i bet the brothers were handling her
burichan weather
>>221830273why did you post here on christmas lol
>>221830067>rogue regimeaccording to westoids>belligerent towards civil societywhat does that mean? jewish ngos? >modernity iran is actually very forward looking and invests heavily in science and STEM education. their average iq is higher than white britscontrast that with america’s allies in the region like saudi who are more backwards and retarded in every sense
UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN, is where black pussy changed rorkeUNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN, he could not get enoughUNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN, forgot about tndUNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN, he gave his virginity away
>>221830307s
>>221830239think they invented hats for this exact reason
pooalexa's ex husband is potentially under investigation for animal abuse
to the tune of azaelia banks 212:I guess black cunt's changing rorkeyI guess black cunt's changing rorkey
>>221830288thanks for proving my pointyank flag in the filter x
Imagine waking up every day and being him lmfao
>>221830299>iran is actually very forward looking and invests heavily in science and STEM education.they'd be far more advanced if they were ruled by normal people and not islamic medieval lunatics who oppress the nation and keep it shackled and isolated
mumsnet told me to kick your ass
>>221830239He's gay. Looks matter way more in the LGBT community. Can't compensate with money and status.
always been a dream of mine to walk around using my arms as legsyou think it's possible to have the upper body strength to do that? I want to be perceived as a monkey man
>>221830349genuinely cannot imagine how bleak it must be to be someone who posts about interracial sex all day every day
>>221830239pic not related? He's balding, has droopy eyes, a snoutlike nose, probably has no chin under that pube beard.
ngl red hot chili peppers are top summertime rock music
hot fishy pussy
>>221830349at least he doesn't have to worry about a schedule>hmm what do I have planned for 8pm? well, the same as every night of course!
>>221830392horrid thing to say
>>221830349sir keir starmer?
rorke wanking to mikasa
>>221830400more like summ(oth)er time music
>>221830239there is definitely a black man on the dl in his are who would go to town on his arse
ok so basically my epic gimmick is i post from a belgian vpn about black men every day and i do this for years and it's the first thing i do when i wake up and the first thing i do when i get home from work
lads the bames keep dying in our seas and lakes, bit fucking racist init bout time we ban water
>>221830424I don't get it
>>221830392not a pube beard is itbet you think every stache you see is a “paedo stache!!!”
>Armed police marched a 13-year-old boy with Tourette syndrome out of an airport after he shouted "bomb", leaving him and his family stranded.
>>221830418Sucks that you're ugly but someone has to be.
>>221830445Police state moment
>>221830444Facial hair is all just a way of hiding weak features. If you have a good jaw and chin, you'd want to show it off. All beards look like pubes to me, idc, they are just grim.
>>221830465Hmm not sure they really do though
>>221830445ahmed iqbal mohammed telling the armed police hes just got tourettes
>>221830468why are parents in this country so retardedwhy don't you stop your 14 year old son from using tiktok you dumb bitchhhhh
>>221830468BAN THE FUCKING 2 ORANGE AND COLGATE CHALLENGE IN THE MIDDLEIT'S DANGEROUS
>>221830435and he doesn't go outside because there's 'nothing to do' despite his entire posting catalog talking about how much fun black men have
>>221830495You sound extremely unintelligent
Tourettes people should be offered euthanasia because they have a disease that makes them incompatible with polite society and their existence causes discomfort and obstruction to everyone around them and I am saying this 100% unironically.
Remember the 15 minute post cooldown? They should bring that back.
>>221830443sorry its a bit cerebral
>>221830501noo you don't understand her little boy NEEDS the latest iphone and to scroll on tiktok all day he just does ok??
>>221830523That's true, but I'm not ugly like you though.
roke
>>221830495Men with great chins and jawlines still look good with beards mate
>>221830524this but another type of peopleand a few otherspeople with tourettes quite far down the list in fact
>>221830551very much doubt that you aren't ugly
>>221830495Just not true at all
>>221830547Out of touch boomer detected. A teenager without a phone will be socially ostricised. In any case, there will always be mong kids that get themselves killed, social media or no. That's why they had all those grim PSAs on tv decades ago.
>>221830508He’s a normal guy irl
Only gone and had a maccies for din dins haven't I. Got a big tasty x
>>221830568jesus christ wtaf???? so we're just going full mask off racist now???
think i can hear thunder in the distance
i look like this except male
neighbour's got his fit daughter over
oh fuck the thunder just got much closer
>>221830617and her age?
they should do a psa for white kids on how not to get stabbed by blacks
>>221830563If you have a good face with strong features, you wouldn't want to cover them up. Yes, of course those men still look good, but they'd look better clean shaven. The difference is that a lot of bearded men look like gimps the second they shave. You aren't the good looking guy that will still look good once you shave, you are the one that will look like a nochin faggot.>>221830574I'm not though. Women routinely ask me out, as do men.>>221830576Tis doe.
Rorke approaches
West African cuisine has to be the worst in the world
>>221830633hand over your girlfriend
MAN SMART
>>221830617neighbour has a fit wife, she HATES me
>>22183062443
>>221830624hard to tell
big shittin feed of spagbol into my fat cunt belly but now i feel like i'm about to die
>>221830585>A teenager without a phone will be socially ostricised.Ostracised from who, other runty kids whose parents are on benefits?Nobody cared about any of that shit when I was in school
>>221830637Lol
>>221830671pasta la vista
getting gay porn horny
>>221830588epic tiktok moment xD
dunno what laptop to buy
>>221830713same
>>221830720thinkpadx
>>221830671>spagbolcanadians do not say this
>>221830737um
>>221830720macintosh
I'm a bit gay porn hungryAnd my bollocks are gay porn itchy
>>221830691Not talking about your era are we though, gramps. Every kid has a phone, it's how they communicate. You will be left out without one.
>>221830645try black pussy and come back to us....
>>221830637>Yes, of course those men still look good, but they'd look better clean shaven.Nah I sometimes grow a beard just looks good innit
gay porn cooking an omelette
>>221830720What do you need it for.
gay porn burger on an evening like this, a proper treat
gay porn sucking a cider
Nigger hate.
>>221830783cornwall
>>221830616she's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen
>>221830616the incel child maker
>the incel childktim
saw some fat pretentious bitch pronounce chorizo 'choritho' at the crepe stand the other day
>>221830783
business idea: rename birmingham to bameingham
The sun is retreatingRespite at long last
Seriously though imagine your family missing their holiday because your sperg son can't not shout retarded shit in an airport. I just couldn't hack it. There was a time we simply chucked these kids off a cliff.
>>221830880except the damage is done and the humidity will kill us tonight
>at the crepe standgyprnnggrhwln
business idea: get blacked for charity
>>221830867how do you know she wasnt bilingual? it cringes me to use the britisms when saying words from my native language
>>221830868Is this that uncontacted tribe that just tells everyone to fuck off with sharp sticks every time a helicopter approaches?
>>221830867met this 18 year old yank slag when I was abroad in Europe and she would pronounce Spanish words and names with that stupid lisp thing just trying to flex her high school level Spanish she'd learnt in schoolShe was a white blonde lefty type, pretentious little hag lol
>the crepe stand
>is that this *describes the thing in the picture*
>>221830914>my native languagedon't be coywhat is it
carloth alcarath
Good gay dude 99@belloman777·3hHe must have one of those adjustable beds with massage or a massage adjustable baseGay Culture HQ @Bossdoraa·3hYesfelipe rodriguez ledezma@naithar25·4hDoes he has a Twitter account?Gay Culture HQ @Bossdoraa·3hNo instagramGman@kingmazal·5hA very pretty boyGay Culture HQ @Bossdoraa·3hSo lovelyDrifter@BrightboyD·5hI've been close to that.. it's an empty loveless act.Gay Culture HQ @Bossdoraa·3hYou rightSefa Çıtak@c_sefa58355·6hCanmmmmerbaGay Culture HQ @Bossdoraa·5h6’7nHairy@feet_rude·3hWith a cute face like that you know he’s crazy.
>>221830898Not really just entitled parents who think they can go and do whatever they want. If I had a retarded son who was capable of screaming “I have a bomb!” As we get onto a plane…. I wouldn’t take him on planes, I’d get in the car and drive to France and have my summer holiday there
>>221830914that's your problemassimilate or bloody get out
too hot a for gay porn dance today
>>221830941italian
>>221830923bet she was cute and had a nice little arse
>>221830898I feel rather sorry for families with mong kids (actual and metaphorical mongs), seem to always be on the verge of a breakdown when in a situation that would be mildly stressful for others but their kids bring it up multiple notches
New>>221830965
think i know what i'm having for tea but i don't know when to have it
>>221830958He'd find some way to fuck it up, that's the problem. You can't win. A retarded or a disabled son is a death sentence, it's life over.
>>221830962o i miei giorni rorkino che fai qui?
>>221830987:|
>>221830783*raises paw*
>>221830793just general use, was looking at business laptops (elitebooks) but not sure
>>221830867funny, as a halfoid spaniard and briton i say it normally, weird to do this foreign pronunciation of certain words
actually i was a shagger child
>>221831047
