boriswave edish
We could make an air conditioning edition next to spread awareness of the benefits of owning a personal air conditioning unit
>>221842186It’s been a sunny and comfortable 25C in Scotland, so I’m in no need for an air conditioner
experts recommend you get on the cans until this heat passes
let's fund the gay porn instead
whats the deal with UK leaders making promises and then doing the exact opposite?
>>221842199stick to 14 units a week please same experts say
>>221842197Okay mate I'm actually in physical pain though so that's enough
and then when it passes we recommend you get on the cans to celebrate
mad how we all die
Doing three days worth of poo at once and it feels better than getting my knob sucked
the solution to the heat wave? burn the 'omass simple as
>>221842216our body dies but our awareness doesn’t
>>221842210hey you with the pretty face welcome to the human race
>>221842195Aha well yes, that is a sympton of not owning an air conditioning unit. You see lil bro, I used to be like you. A pleb. I used to think 'well, this heat wave won't last long, maybe only a few weeks. Spending 100's of pounds on an air conditioning unit would be foolish, I'll just stick it out like a real man!'. Oh how wrong you are. An air conditioning unit is worth every penny. It is transformative for your heat wave experience.
>>221842222c-checked
>>221842211Not that anon but experts can suck my cock after covid. I ever meet an "expert" he's getting glassed
>>221842210just like when zion don promised no new wars and mass deportations
>>221842216not me
>>221842235gpif im in my car i'll call anyone dressed in scrubs a faggot and tell them to fuck off out the window
ive got a brand new combine harvester
>>221842236Is the USA at war again? Cor you kept that quiet
sir the holocaust
150gb download for a single video game is a bit much
>>221842213That's really unfortunate for you, I'm personally cotching in my bedroom sinking cans, playing footy manager and watching WW2 videos. Dog status? Cool, calm, conditioned and curled on my bed. Me condition? Drunk, dry bollocks and most importantly, clothed. When I didn't have an air conditioner, I'd be but naked like you most likely are right now. Shameless really. But that's the perk of having an air conditioning unit. You can retain your dignity during heat waves. Glorious experience.
Was going to buy a takeaway but instead I cooked some food in the air fryer and now I'm not hungry. Dodged a bullet there.
Modern politics is it? Mbungo kick a ball in a net did he? Women making you horny are they? Cross with immigration are you?
>>221842254Fully air conditioned? Because I wouldn't like to harvest in this weather! It's too hot! And an air conditioner would make it nice and cool.
might go to the harvester this weekend
>>221842277grow up
>>221842278>watching WW2 videosI tell you what's a good one, Jeremy Clarksons greatest raid of all
>>221842292mbungo was injured last match lad
>>221842255oh shut the fuck up
Baby girl, he's a lonerBaby girl, he's a lonerLate night organ donorAfter that he disown ya
Cousin spent the whole day in my aunt's house, calling me and sending me messages many times, but my internet wasn't working so I went to sleep all day.Plus no one gave me a you on the fit/cbt/ thread.I hate the demiurge.
>>221842303tits or gtfo
>>221842254love that song>>221842303is that the nurse one?
>>221842292That's what we were going to talk about but now you're here to entertain us.
>>221842289I was going to slop out on pizza and cheddar cheese potato totts from morrisons but I made instant noodles with a chopped pepper. Ketjap, soy sauce, chinese 5 spice. Slightly over cooked to make it a bit thicker. I came to this decision because I have an air conditioning unit. I find it removes my impulsive nature during heat waves. It's saved me money and helped me produce a very nice nutritious meal.
>>221842309watched this and a moment that stuck with me was when the royal navy was disguising itself as a german boat flying the german flagthe germans spotted it and began firing on it with cannons and other boats. even though vastly outnumbered, it refused to fire a shot back until it had ditched the german flag and raised a union jack. then it began returning fire.was an animation but still. was cool. honorable. not to fight under any colours but your own.
>>221842318I'll take that as a no we're not at war but trump bad and war bad therefore trump = war
i'm fucking knackered ladsgot the air conditioning running in the bedroom so it'll be nice and cold by the time I get into bed
>>221842337retard you are
An alt girl gf was promised to me 2000 years ago
conditioning the air
do you sleep naked?
>>221842383nah in boxerssleeping naked is psychoticwhat if you shart in your sleep
>>221842383yes under my very nice duvetin the summertime i turn the air con down to 60 and stillget under the covers
>>221842357shut the hell up!!!!
>>221842351There's mad shit that isn't even in the documentary. I read about a boat that backed off and started going back to England but a German bomber saw it and came around to bomb it. Then an RAF spotter plane saw what was going to happen and rammed the German bomber, killing both crews.
>>221842351the german zestily telling the injured englishman "looks like the war is over for you, nigel" made me chuckle
>>221842383I use a shorts and no tshirt, thanks for asking.How about you
>>221842390Are you wearing a nappy?
>>221842399incredible how brave men were back in those days war makes you do some crazy things. think in those situations adrenaline and testosterone are pumping so high that a lot of fear just goes out the window
>>221842383How do people sleep with clothes on? Fucking irritating. Might be the autism. Gets tangled and tight when you chop around thinking about all those people who don't have air conditionings. >>221842390Shart will exit the anus, go onto the pants and seep through into the bed regardless. If you have a sharting tendency then it'd be wise to wear adult nappies however to limit risk of a pooey bed.
maneesh on the beat shabang
>>221842383yes
>>221842400it’s true though. must have been a big relief. you don’t know if you’re going to survive, then get shot, but not enough to bleed out. you then realise that your war is over, you can’t be sent back out to the frontline, and you’ve done your bit for your country and survived.
In need of a wank but I want to start a nofap until I get a job interview.
>>221842190Hi! I've been playing thank goodness you're here and I couldn't help but notice cigarettes are everywhere (cigarette buds thrown in the street included) I thought britties don't smoke much on an account of your government going to war with fags, jumping up the price to make people smoke less, and making it illegal to smoke in public and getting rid of smoking areas in places like pubs and so on.Despite your government's war on enjoyable thing is smoking still omnipresent in British life?
>>221842397The idea that god does in fact exist because as stated in the image, he allows, or makes, very awful things happen to people. For a test? Ruin their life for a test? Surely everyone should start on equal footing. I mean just think about people who don't have air conditioners. Their productivity and mood regulation is fucked for weeks during heat waves. Not fair.
just got home, fucked that lil mexican really hard and came in his mouth twice in 15 mins. My ac stopped working so the car got too hot. We are fucking again tomorrow
shhhh, glenda is sleeping
>>221842453>in his mouth
>>221842390most people dont fear sharting mateonly really fat or really gay oneswhich are you?
>>221842460cute cat would love to pat its head
>>221842435Normally you'd be right but that was a commando called tiger watson whose first thought was that he'd have to escape. That's what he said anyway
>>221842467see >>221841207
>>221842460nice glendasoft kitty
>>221842460Tabby cats are goated. Our remaining cats mum was a tabby, got fucked by a pedigree cat. Tabby cats are beautiful. Sad she never got to experience my air con unit :(. Give her a big cuddle for me.
>>221842453Sounds a bit gay
>>221842401naked as hell
>>221842481>5'1" tall MexicanUnusually tall for a Mexican.
>>221842481Mate do you mind? I'm eating
>>221842491Air conditioning is a thing in Britain? How hot does it usually get in the summer over there?
Mental to think that pooey farts come out of an arse that cute.
>>221842443>Despite your government's war on enjoyable thing is smoking still omnipresent in British life?not reallyits not uncommon but nowhere near as present as in some other european countrieshowever 20-30 years ago it was still nearly ubiquitous, so the creator of that game might remember that from when they were younger
bpCr
>>221842520Mental to think you live in a country where everyone has guns and yet nobody has shot you
>>221842426all of my opps, they dead
HAS ANYBODY SEEN RORKE?he was last scene going somewhere with a female of caribbean, potentially african origin
>>221842525Can I confess something to you, Nigel? And you promise you won't judge me or think any less of me?
>>221842545was found dead this morning matesorry
>last scene
>>221842518Today (may) was 32 degree. Absolutely roasting considering I had the heater on last week. Extremely humid too. South france was 34, I think spain reached 35 today. This air con unit saved my bollocks today. And my dog, he was panting a lot downstairs. Took him up now he's curled on the bed nice and cozy.
>>221842443This looks like it was made by someone who is absolutely furious that people are allowed to smoke
>>221842534Mental to think you live in a country where nobody has AC and yet you haven't died of heat stroke
>>221842548>Can I confess something to you, Nigel?yes>And you promise you won't judge me or think any less of me?nobut in all fairness i dont have any opinion of you to lose, so youre risking nothing
>>221842549he was found alive and well, although.. changed
>>221842548>promise you won't judge me or think any less of meToo late
my reputation on 4chan is really important to me
>>221842545
>>221842577i understand he was a friend of yours, but no, he's passed on
>>221842560>Today (may) was 32 degreeSounds lovely, it gets above 45°C in me shizhole in mid summer. Weather is very lovely this may though.
bit sleepy lads
>>221842595you should sleep (naked)
Considering watching House or potentially South Park in my air conditioned bedroom as I go to sleep. House is a good show for people with air conditioners. It reminds you of the medical woes of those who don't understand their bodies limits.>Heat Exhaustion & Heatstroke: Prolonged exposure causes severe dehydration, heavy sweating, nausea, and dizziness. Heatstroke is a life-threatening medical emergency occurring when the body’s temperature exceeds 40 degrees>Chronic Illness Complications: Extreme heat stresses the heart and kidneys, worsening conditions like cardiovascular disease, asthma, and diabetes >Medication Interference: Certain prescription drugs (e.g., diuretics, antihistamines, and blood pressure medications) can alter the body’s ability to sweat, stay hydrated, or regulate blood pressure
>>221842593rorke is more alive than he's felt in years, and it's thanks to one thing
>>221842603I reckon if Tim posted on /brit/ this is what he'd post. I like it though, thanks and keep up the good work.
>>221842594Sounds like you need an air conditioner
>>221842603awful gimmick and unironically using AI to do the legwork just makes it more embarassingwhy even try
instagram reels toil overback to /brit/ posting
>>221842573I pirated the game.>>221842563Smoking is fun. Apparently on average smoking takes away 8 years of your life on average, I'll help you visualize this, imagine you have a beer glass full of tea as you do in England and you skim off the top one respectable spiteful, are you now unhappy with the quantity of tea remaining?
>I'll help you visualize this, imagine you have a beer glass full of tea as you do in England and you skim off the top one respectable spiteful, are you now unhappy with the quantity of tea remaining?
>>221842620Already got one, mate.You literally cannot go outside in mid summer in the hours between 11am and 4 PM or you'll get burnt to a crisp and shrivel up and DIE!!!
>>221842627>I pirated the game.based
sc
>>221842627>spitefulSipful* désolage, autocorrect.
>>221842618>>221842621I can tell one of these posters is a fellow air conditioning enthusiast, no prize for guessing which
rorke last seen eating curried goat and pounded yam
>>221842650howl
Having a pint of tea down the pub
>>221842650its funny how if whites tried to do this with any other ethnic group they would be seething, but they get away with it with abos because abos literally cant read
rorke last seen 1734 days ago
>>221842627>imagine you have a beer glass full of teaDon't need to imagine. Actually it's a wine glass full of kombucha but same thing really. Smoking might take 8 years off my life but I was never that keen on living anyway. Hope I don't suddenly become very happy and want as much life as possible then find out I'm already dying. Now that would be shit.
bollocks are sore
rorke we need to talk
>>221842637Get you entire continent air conditioned. Never know, you might inhabit mars within 3 years. Probably not. But you get the sentiment. Air conditioners are cool.
>>221842665Can you not? Can you please not? This is not what the thread needs right now. We've got a chill and easy-going vibe with jokes and fun. Please don't turn it into a racist cercle-jerk.
Sucked loads of black mens willies in my air conditioned room
Wish you got prizes for gimmicks, reckon this one would get at least a nomination
feel absolutely battered today
>>221842687this so much
>rorke, is that you?*swaggers in a shaved headed, stylishly dressed, confident young man*>My G, wagwan?
*loudly drinks water*
Does rorke have an air conditioner?
>>221842681Innit bad for the environment and Shit? Polar bears will bite the dust as a result of propagating air conditioning far and wide. But to be fair why should I care if they die a horrible miserable death? If it wear in their paws they would not think twice before grating me and blending me up into Soylent green with them big ass claws.
my bum is exit only
*crawls into the thread on all fours*
>>221842717no, woke nonsense
wank toil finishedstarting nofap toil until i do a job interview
>>221842741bodied that freak
>>221842727Rorke see's having sweaty bollocks and a greasy arse crack as manly? Unsurprising. Unsophisticated fool.
>>221842671>Hope I don't suddenly become very happy and want as much life as possible then find out I'm already dying. Now that would be shitFuck, I just remembered I probably have a bright future ahead of me... I don't smoke frequent anyway, like one or two cigarettes every day or two, I'll try to quit.
rorke? whats going on? respond! the communications in smeggy bedroom c have ceased, carry out an investigation team
>>221842725>*crawls into the thread on all fours*
:skull:
rorke's avian cousin squawrke
>>221842750
>>221842791That's a female rorke
Going to bed now and literally nobody can stop me.
mgs2 is the best mgs
>>221842785
night night niggas
>>221842791/b/rit is like that family member you love that has stage 7 Alzheimer's and is alternating between bitter sweet moments of lucidity and collectedness and stark raving lunacy and absolute horse shit insanity.
mgs2>mgs4>mgs3>mgs5>mgs1simple as
why does harkon only ever send female vampires after me
rorke's female native american cousin squawrke
>>221842869rrrrrrrrrrrrrRUFF! RUFFRUFFRUFF! RRRRRUFF! RUFF! RUFFRUFF!
>>221842869
>>221842846I wonder why /brit/ is so strange compared to other generals
If a person were on "all fives" would that mean hands and feet and head?
>>221842610i understand you're in shock, but you need to understand that rorke has died. okay? his mother confirmed the identity of the body hours ago
Just turned down the brightness on my phone and honestly I'm much more comfortable as a result
>>221842819>>221842857Unhinged lunatics
>>221842913i would imagine a really long penis
Hello
>>221842923I bet you would
>>221842918Let us know if you encounter any adverse affects down the line
>>221842857mgrr > everything else
corr just let rip anudda brappinghamshirefink dem prunes yesterday plus heat hav messed wiv the digestionberg todsy
>>221842928Hi
>>221842944adverse affects is my middle name
>>221842904I'd say get better soon but I don't wanna feed you false hope. For better or worse that's what you are and I-... I love and accept you for who you are. I won't lie, I wish you were Normal, but that's not the way you turned out, better make the best of it.
>>221842950Speak properly
>>221842956Hi, how are you doing today
Drinking bin juice
>>221842959That's racist... Reggae accent is cool. Australian accent is the most annoying of all anglophone accents.
>>221842929right well that's me ethered
I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.
>>221842971Greasy chav Bath water bin juice?
freezing my bollocks off
>>221842969Yeah I'm smashing, how about yourself?
>>221842975Hi
>>221842958<3
Air conditioning unit has been turned off for the night. Put in a good shift today.
>>221842857
Anyone take psychedelics?
>>221843002G'day, mate! ;)
>>221843001My soul is being raped by demonic entities
>>221843007CORRRRRRRRRA
I get sad when heat waves end because I can't boast about my air con unit. Like wne it's 12 degrees the gimmick has zero impact.
>>221843020bit cringe that
>>221842830>>221842830>>221842830talk about me
Have a good night's sleep, lads!
have worn suits every day for years but now suddenly it feels like larping
>had today off so the morrow marks the end of the 4 day weekendremember when we were younglings and we got 6 weeks off in the summervgh
>>221843013LSD back in the day. Greatest experience I've had. Brain gets diaper charged. Great fun.
>>221843032Chip chip cheerio
>>221843037I had to wear a suit once for a scientific convention at my uni. I hated it, never wore a suit before, it felt weirdly embarrassing.I'm 21 years old btw.
>>221843032frightening image
Movie options for today:FargoGhost in the shell anime movie The promised land (2023)Day of the jackal
>>221843032thank you tunisianon
>>221843062fargo
>>221843062Fargo is fucking great in a very odd way. The series' also kino.
giant spider just crawled along my bed so i will not be sleeping at all tonight
>>221843032why is your flag copyrighted
>>221843075When i see spiders before bed i always have spider dreamsUsually with a giant spider a spider bite that gets infected and it turns into a body horror dream
>>221843031ur internet sux
>>221843075get it shagged
>>221843086you guys have scary spiders
If you watch one video today, make sure it is this one.https://files.catbox.moe/xxdno2.mp4
>>221843100guys thats illegal content go nowhere near it, i can already hear the sirens coming for me
Whenever I get steaming drunk these days I watch game of thrones videos on YouTube and enjoy a little glimpse into the world of normies
>>221843030it's cute
>>221843083what's happening here lad
Reminder that you won't be able to access 4chan in the UK once the new chair of Ofcom comes inHe's far more extreme than his predecessor, wants VPNs banned, state funded content on YouTube pushed ahead of normal YouTubers, ID verification for streaming services
I'm going to soul cairn and I'm gonna have a threesome with serana and her mum even if I'd have to edit their stats to allow group sex
>>221843127You need raping
>>221842904i dont think it is we just dont speak the languages
>>221843125my old GCSE maths teacher had that on his head
>>221843100
>>221843125That's how CIA control our country.
>>221843127How long before they won't let us leave the country?
Can you guys undo Brexit so I can have an easier time immigrating to Britain? Thank you kindly in advance!
>>221843127How many times have I heard this now
>>221843127this time for sure mate
>>221843179why would you want to live here
i am now sitting in the middle of my room because of the spider
>>221843179Berge wants the chicken!
How many wheels does a car have?FiveSteering wheel
>>221843127Then that'll be it, the last ever /brit/.>>221843179You find Britain appealing to move to?
>>221843196awaken your inner warrior and slay the dragon
anthony gordon's going to barcelonabit weird
>>221843187I love Britain, I've always loved it with all my heart. Maybe to you it's a case of the fish not noticing the water it swims in but I've always been in love with the small coastal British town aesthetic. My dream is to move to Cornwall and immerse myself in the local way of life... Too bad Cornwall doesn't have jobs so it most likely will remain just a dream.
>>221843217oh ok i get thatthose parts of britain are very nice
Have a sort of physical aversion to wearing shorts
>>221843210I Know jolly ol' Britain isn't what it used to be, and worse the future isn't reassuring. But there's so much soul and charm left in it that's calling to me. Since I don't have a time machine the best Time to visit Britain is right now... Or ASAP.
>>221843211i cannot find the dragon
>>221842190This is the death I was robbed of sadly I won't die a hero
>>221843239
>>221843238Get this man on a small boat ASAP
feel like my body shuts down normal procedures in this heathavent done a proper shit for 5 days
>>221843127Well thank god I’m not in the UK then ;) god bless the tri colour and god bless the INLA
>>221843258ktim
anyone else feeling a bit hungry or just medo people eat food in the uk
it's okay when it's in a 3-wayit's not gay when it's in a 3-waywith a honey in the middle there's some leewaythe area's grey in a 1-2-3-way
>>221843269no
>>221843254I'm not that kind of nafri, I'm not a WOP. I want to travel there with all my documents in order and everything neat and proper.
Looking at images of the onlyfans user yoursmalldoll's naked vaginawhat do you make of that
I like to goon itgoon itI like to goon itgoon itI like to goon itgoon itWe like to goon it!
Mental how some women have gross vaginas. Dated a beautiful looking lass for a month, she was a virgin and wanted to wait for sex then when it came to the deed it looked munted, one of those big ones with a big clit and hung open, couldn’t bring myself to even give her head. It’s a cautionary tale lads
Imagine dying for a greater cause id 100 percent fight in a war if it wasn't for Israel
>>221843262>Well thank god I’m not in the UK then ;) god bless the tri colour and god bless the INLAt. Ginger
>>221843296Cap
i don't hate spiders but i wish they would all leave me alone
>>221843127remember when they tried to ban all the piracy sites and you could just get around them by using a different dns
>>221843300You’re North African. The height of your existence is having a designer tracksuit and a Suzuki tmax
>>221843323chill out seamus
>>221843309Which part?
>>221843238Have you ever been to the ruins of Carthage?
>>221843323Ouch... Right in the feelings!Yes I am a north African but I'm very sensitive!
>>221843342don't listen to him <3
>>221843326it's the greek flag leftypol poster
Meow
okc okc okc!
>>221843340Kinda, yeah. Not the real touristy stuff though. I haven't done much traveling in me cuntree.
>>221843344If it's any consolation to her I've never heard of her
>>221843344she was already on the weakest link
>>221843239um
How cause brits don’t eat hotdogs
wemby is everything I hate:>french>black / mulatto>leftist>christcuck
>>221843374I know all verses of "Rule Britannia".
Im building a gundam @the canadian
>>221843410fact check: i eat hot dogs
>>221843415British leftypols are really fucking weird with this shitMaybe because they have this smug air of self satisfaction and education that makes it even more annoying
>>221843410
>>221843415Rorke discombobulated
>>221843355And what exactly is wrong with being a leftist?
>>221843415so this is leftypol
>>221843434I need to learn the meaning of all this gobbledygook before I immigrate to Britain or else, when Brits quiz me on my knowledge of British gobbledywop and they find me lacking they'll think I'm no better the the uberjeets visajeet.
spiderberg spottedmay have to capture him
leftypol will win in the end
>>221843433the Mexican one is lightyears ahead of the british one
>>221843478He won ages ago
>>221843456As a leftist myself I can say infighting is seriously handicapping us.https://youtu.be/mX8GeXpw84c?si=MHOYp2OPoyCZGv8yPersonally anything to the right of Marxism Leninism is right wing to me.
Your telling me London is filled with girls like pink pantheress sorry Britian I must invade
>>221843007>>>/gif/30705962
>>221843456Your neuroticism invented that I implied that in that message
right well that's a /brit/ on /gif/
>Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!
>>221843527What were you doing on /gif/?
>>221843536...
>>221843456>And what exactly is wrong with being a leftist?it not right
>>221843523Are you a Brit on holiday or a real Spaniard's Spaniard?
>>221843494meh
new>>221718698 >>221718698 >>221718698
>>221843503Why does he even pretend lol we all know hes gooning his shit to them
>>221843548Leftypol has run the show since the world wars
>>221843547Both
Right, well that's not the new is it.
>>221843503genuinely mental how fit she is
>>221843563Not really true though is it
>>221843597>>221843597>>221843597
>>221843594It is Rorke has had his moments though
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
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