latex edishold: >>221842190
>>221843603Your wrong
>>221843597>latex editionyou know what, OP?I'd upvote this if I could. Enjoy your beans and peas and stuff for dinner, dude.
RORKE VS RASHEEDSOUTHERNER VS NORTHERNERNEET VS WAGIEGRIME VS KPOP/POL/ VS /LEFTYPOL/VIRGIN VS NORMIETHAILAD VS LISICKIKEV VS TIMJANNY VS EASTERBRADLEY VS MITCHELL
my mental health’s in absolute tatters
>>221843614Nope leftypol used his grip of universities to force his ideology into every facet of society
The plan>get a job>start looksmaxxing>pay to fuck whore pussy at least 6 times to learn how to sex>fix my teeth>fix my acne>fuck real pussy>buy a motorcycle>move out from home>fuck even more pussy>die
>>221843597heatwave latex is it
rorke deciding he'd really rather not get up for the telly remote and trying to levitate it towards him using the force
im gay-married to rorke
leftypol still has scars from picking his monkeypox infection
>>221843618rorkenorthernerwagiekpop/leftypol/normiethailadtimjannybradley
Really tired of normies making anti-british jokesThey’re very in vogue right nowVery bland humor and an easy target
>>221843632Theres nothing leftypol about the raped capitalist world system that were living in. The facade of leftypol social politics is so the elite can justify bringing in more blackoids and promote various things that make them more money and rape us further
we at /brit/ simply cannot overstate our investment in Men's Mental Health
Why would you as a British man pay for an American girl to come meet you?
>>221843635You will need some time with the motorcycle (do you need a specific motorcycle license in Brazil?) and it would be advisable to get the motorcycle first so that you can go places to fuck the whores.
>>221843656Of course there is, leftypol pushed the blank slate, materialism, the destruction of social institutions like the nation and the family
>born too late to go pro in doda2>born too early to ride solar ferries between neocastle and stavanger or queenston-upon-hull and esbjerg
>>221843661love
Time to spend 30 minutes doing jokes such as>hey mom can u give me a fag>damn, a fag before going to sleep would be great>>that last fag of the day *-*to my mom
>>221843656The workers should own the means of production The land belongs and nation belongs to it's people
Five hotdogs with sauerkraut in rolls down the hatch Two glasses of milkAnd then a few bits of pineapple
>>221843637imagine the sweat x
>>221843680I already conceded that in my previous post if you bothered to read But the way the world is run in the bigger picture is not leftypol
need to sample an authentic american wiener dog
>>221843670>do you need a specific motorcycle license in Brazil?yes>it would be advisable to get the motorcycle first so that you can go places to fuck the whores.That would be better but too expensive and I need to fucking build another computer rig since im back to the early 10s.
>>221843701Patriot
mad how hawaii is a state
It's a shame I never dated a white woman >First gf Jamaican >2nd Brazilian >3rd Mexican >Current gf Taiwanese
>>221843714>authentic american wiener dogso just a bread with a wiener
>>221843729Not a leftypol but the acquisition of Hawaii was a bit questionable However, if we didn’t do it someone else worse would’ve done it (UK, Japan, Germany, or Russia) so it’s best we did it
>>221843748you are not missing out on anything, white women are horrible
>>221843762I was an autistic guy who sucked at socializing for some reason brown women loved that
Need Venezuela to become a state
>>221843718Consider that if you build the computer rig, you are not just setting yourself back financially but you're structuring your life based on values that are important to who you are now (a loser, no offense) where you could certainly survive with your current rig and get the motorcycle sooner.
>>221843753you're taking away a lot of whimsy and charm but yes that is what it is
>>221843766ktim
You need to try an authentic australian bunnings sausage sizzle
bah gawd! stone cold! stone cold!
Try an authentic australian bento box!
>>221843597SEXOOO
>>221843637>>221843703Oh my days
>>221843814authentic dreamtime snack pack innit?
>>221843753Most ethnic crap is just chicken over rice with some sort of curry slop. >rice>curry>chickenSo just some slop on a plate
I miss mounce lads
Ankle biting aussie scoundrel
visit devon
alysacord raid
It would be very uncanny valley to see someone with a prosthetic head.
>>221843883Parasite
>>221843897
What does everyone here do for work? You’d be very surprised with what I do
>>221843902got one myself
>>221843897It's literally just spaki
>>221843916nothing?
just had some thoughts on death and nearly had a panic attack
>>221843916fuck all nigga!!
>London was literally the hottest place in the entirety of Europe todaymentaldon't even understand the science of why
the niggerbeatings will continue until moral improves
Opened a bunch of porn clips but might just close them all cba wanking
want to get some low carb bread and it's £7/loafdeary me
>>221843916You can't tell me what I'd be.
too warm to wank
Moving to County Durham with the American gf
>>221843944just use lettucealso buying on amazon in stead of at the grocery store, whatever brand is available, is a lot more expensive i bet
Ill be breaking free from the matrix now
>>221843928>>221843922Grim, I was neet after school for a little bit. Was boring as hell. How haven’t you killed yourselves
>>221843971I'm considering it
>>221843916rent boy? not really
>>221843971I've been a wagie and a neet and working was way worse, personally im not cut out for the goyslave life
>>221843971dont feel like it
>>221843933The funniest thing about this is you aren't even experiencing a real heat wave. Those are normal summer temps here, albeit typically reserved for July and August.
I can't take being a subhuman freak any longer
Burning myself alive infront of 10 downing street on behalf of Insulate Britain
>>221843998Ktim
Spunking on sir kiers face whilst he sleeps
The Northumbrians and East Anglians were the true English. Saxons like Alfred the Great were imposters.
https://www.tiktok.com/@hopedrunk.lost/video/7525623493472423173
i will not be clicking on any links fyi x
>>221844044Poo comes out of that.
>>221844039Its never enough with you is it rorke
Im albert einstein
>>221844082bizarre lie
>>221844082I highly doubt that's true
>>221843980Depends what you do mate, there are jobs out there worth doing. I really enjoy my job, I loathed working customer facing roles
they need to invent a thing
>>221844101What do you doThey were shit jobs tbf
lookin at ex classmates on instagram and thinking about things
Feel like giant arses have been devalued. They're just everywhere on social media now. Takes some of the fun out of seeing one.
kurt cobain's wikipedia photo is really bad
>>221843781wtf you right
forgot to close my window before dark and now there's like 30 insects in my room. there was a fucking ladybird on the curtain. something small and extremely annoying buzzing around and diving near my ear in the dark. all in this stifling sweaty heat. can't handle it...
Doing the thug shake on a niggers willy
>>221844201it not fucking right
>>221844213scremt at this
>>221844171will never get tired of seeing them
>>221844213sonion
feeling cold and sweaty
Lmfao
>>221844269RIP
>>221844272It’s obviously just a massive joke to the JewsLook at politicians like MeloniThey ALL cuck immediately
>>221844272>>221844288>>>/pol/>>>/int/cum
>>221844294You don’t belong hereYou don’t get our shared Amero-British humor and customs
>>221844272at what point do people realize left/right wing doesn't matter because the approved, hand-picked politicians you're allowed to vote for literally always advance interests that aren't yours? i remember some weird shit about a whole bunch of german (?) politicians on both sides of the spectrum getting ack'd a while back. the problem isn't that both sides are the same, it's that the only politicians allowed to run regardless of side are heavily curated by certain people.
O'rorke becoming a prod so he can join the Klan
>>221844320see >>214729392
>showing coworker video on my phone>accidentally swipe left>its a piccolo dick gif
>Approximately 27 people bear the surname Modelmog
Moo deng
I'm going to make 9/11 look like a fucking joke
>>221844349I remember once in an old job a coworker wanted to show me something on his phone and he started typing into the search bar and the history briefly popped up and it was all porn searches
>>221844369how so
>>221844029me contemplating my next /brit/ post
Moo deng sex arse
>>221844377why they dressed like ghosts
>>221844369t. comedian
>>221844432grow up
>>221844447My bad
>>221844434the ghost thing I think actually might come from the film birth of a nation where the klansmen of the first klan are depicted wearing them might be wrong though also cross burning comes from it too, 1st klan didn't do itthe first klan did wear fancy costumes and such though
When's the earliest I can chuck about 30 empty beer cans in the recycling bin? 6am? It'll make an absolute racket but I want to go to sleep.
>>221844434They can't post
:D
>>221843635good plan, here's mine>continue working>continue saving>get my teeth whitened>return to the gym, lose weight and get in shape>procrastinate>make plan to get a gf>don't actual put myself out there and try and ask a girl out>die alone sad, broke and miserable>the end
>>221844472ktimob
The plan?Nothing, I enjoy my life except for when I have suicidal episodes
I can't Sneed
I'm only still alive because I can't figure out how to buy drugs on the dark web
Runts and rodents
I kidnapped punch the monkey and ate him
>>221844507pscrtim
>>221844507*roundhouses you into a pool of molten lava*
>>221844501helium will kill you ez pz. not hard to get, quick and painless, also cheap.
>>221844501pscrtim
Little green ghouls
>>221844501you cant figure it out? have you tried?
>>221844531Yeah I've got some helium but I'm worried it'll blow my lungs out or give me survivable brain damage. Reckon it'd be better to just do a shit load of opiates and booze and benzos.
>>221844541
>>221844544Yeah I get stumped when it comes to all the encryption. I'd normally be good at that sort of thing but no. I'm sure I'll get there in the end.
Want to sex Emma Watson's holes.
rorke and leftypol both shocked to run into each other after they independently defected to North Korea
If you really wanted to kill yourself youd nick a farmers gun and blow your shi smoove off or go to london and jump off something tall, just chill out and remember life is a blessing
https://files.catbox.moe/xxdno2.mp4
>>221844547i know you're only larping, but what's the point in killing yourself if you're only going to die anyway? if you are going to an hero you should take as many of the biomass beastfolx with you
>>221844579Hes literally me
have never felt the urge to make a sexual comment on an onlyfans girl's instagram post with my full name and photo visiblejust never occurred to me as a thing that should be done
I'm tired of this pathetic gay-porn-4chan-all-day life
Got my ARGot my 12 gaugeGot my submachine gunGot my .22Got my 9mm handgunThink I have all the guns I need, now I can begin collecting antiques, thinking k31 may be my first
love when a woman has big arms
>>221844599so jealous of mutts and their persobal artillery. i can get guns over here but they are extremely expensive and if i get caught, i'll go to jail for 5 years and have my little bussy destroyed
>>221844612Hate all women me
woomy
>>221844612The can't even spell lioness the daft bints
>>221844620Kek, this is me most of the time.
Thinking a lot about how God allowed my internet to not work today while my cousin was trying to contact me to see her.I don't understand this guy.
Adam Ant could've done an advert for Charmin toilet roll. "Prince Charmin," he'd sing.
might move to atlantis
Devil's Dipstick, a type of fungi found in North America.
>>221844661rorke's horrible penis
>>221844661Love how some things just scream "don't you dare eat me"
>>221844618You hate to see itI also own armor
>>221844664>>221844664>>221844664corr
Poo loading 84%
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN A WARM ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR DEVIL'S DIPSTICKYES
>>221844683no offence, but that looks ugly as fuck. do you have a colt 1911 or a beretta m9?
>>221844700that's not a bad looking minge
>>221844705s
>>221844711Got an 1890s safety hammerlessNot a fan of the modern are you, I could probably fit that gun into a large cargo pocket because the barrel twists off
>>221844599That is a lovely rifle, rorke would get a lee enfield though
I like guns a lot theyre interesting machines and can be really aesthetic but watching gun videos on yt makes me feel like a runt. And some of those yanks are into guns in a really weird way, shooting realistic skulls wth blood and stuff
if they found bigfoot what do you think they would do to himcan't just stick him in a zoo can you
>>221844732nice. revolvers will always be kino. i don't really like a lot of old either. i could of bought a 22 ruger for $3500 10 years ago but it looked dog ugly, and i'm not doing jail time for that ugly piece of shit. it's like catching herpes of a fat hog instead of a model. not like you'd want herpes either way lol
>>221844808$3500 for a 10/22???? That’s insane I can get one for like $200
>>221844774Get him riding a tiny tricycle in the circus
>>221844700her boyfriend looks like slenderman with a huge cockvery scary
im just a poor rorek in a leftypol world
>>221844774He'd most likely be found by yanks which means he'd probably be made into burgers.
rorke's eastern european cousin rorek
Listening to “King for a Day” by Pierce the Veil
>>221844814that is black market price. now that'd be worth triple. to get a pistol here now would be worth like 20 - 30k, and probably some lebo already shot someone with it. it's just not worth it. be grateful you can walk down to the store and buy anything you want>tfw no gunz
i own a gun
>>221844879ok
>>221844879I own 2 *flexes my biceps*
>>221844860There are times I feel like I’d be happier if I lived somewhere like Australia but then I realize I’d never be able to LARP innawoods and am thankful I live here
>>221844857>look at me I tell lies on /brit/ as a joke
>I own 2 *flexes my biceps*
https://voca.ro/11XZ2Su25dHx
https://voca.ro/1jHy8wznFsN8
i love egyptschizo
https://voca.ro/15gYwsandwvD
Competitive eating but instead of eating loads of food very fast you see who can enjoy it the most.
>>221844897it's a win/lose scenario for yanks>live in usa and get to live in the best continent on Earth for biome diversity, and also get to own guns>live on a continent infested with niggers, spics and all the other biomass, and also no free healthcare
https://voca.ro/119rxTpuW3VL
>>221844962home
https://voca.ro/1oQRbj17fSZw
>>221844960Me enjoying it so much i have an orgasm and taking home the gold
skip to the loo my darling
https://voca.ro/1idoYVxHVtR8
https://voca.ro/14rkI9zzBVpc
>>221844980she lost her thickness :(
shan't click a single one
>>221844962USA really does have the best nature Redwood forests, different kinds of deserts, foggy rocky beaches in the PNW, swamps and bayous, vghhh
https://voca.ro/1iiPjQ7RCAUi
https://voca.ro/17xswoGOih0g
you don't hear much about calgary
https://voca.ro/110h58POzTCt
in a game with AfroQueen21 do i say wagwan?
https://voca.ro/15I2O8RPFcw9
https://voca.ro/1eHKxnk6WKPP
>>221845054of course
>>221845046highly recommend clicking on this one
https://voca.ro/1lVELNZzkBc2
>>221845079https://voca.ro/1orIdGuMkzqw
need to get up a little earlier today to iron a shirt
https://voca.ro/1dixCygZj0os
https://voca.ro/11RwWAX1xR1l
but at least i have free healthcare
https://voca.ro/1lJtTtnXWhQ8
>>221845118if that's your pic you are cute
i'm welsh
https://voca.ro/1fPEHdo4xbgR
>>221845017if i had a choice it would be between the Louisiana Bayou, snowy Montana or the whole Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona region.soul
Goodbye.
>>221845139do you live in llanfairphillywillyabrachalagogogoch or whatever its called
>>221845158goodbye
The European heatwave has sparked an all out Europe vs America war on twitter and really exposed how fundamentally ignorant Euros are about America.
>>221845170...yh
>>221845175the same thing happens every yearare people just stupid and unable to remember having the same arguments one year ago
people are fucking stupid but not mei am.. le smart
sperm wars
>>221845223literally me
>>221845223>fucking stupidktim
https://voca.ro/138OjUj77bay
https://voca.ro/12sCnzQOuhmb
can't sleep
Just logged in, im ready to post.
>>221845305https://voca.ro/1asaJRsvaGpH
>>221845305woke up an hour ago and thought it was about 7am and congratulated myself for sleeping all night in this heat but then chekced the time on my phone and now i want to kill myself because the day is ruined already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuvsH5Qu9lM>
>>221845175americans see us complaining about the weather than think we want them to offer solutionswe complain for the love of the game
I am full Irish R1b1341221. So Irish and the R1b specified because it is specified it refers to Irish.
https://voca.ro/1hfvWgOHb1Y9
Might join the mennonites in latin america
https://voca.ro/1m7Ww9QDbmtW
I am full Irish R1b1341221.
My name is just Fares.
>>221845372used to know a mennonite and she was weird
https://voca.ro/1iQO0Ta6PBqn
>>221845405ever shag her up the arse?
>>221845429no fraid not
>>221845405Great grandma was a mennonite from a mennonite family with a German last nameMe dna results were 99% british isles 1% netherlands so not sure what happened there
>>221845403hi just fares
Morning
>>221845435fair enough, ever been shagged up the arse?
>>221845520prefer not to answer
it kinda bleak but we just keep moving
hate the modern world
>>221845175tornado would rip a couple roof tiles off a brick house thats it
billie eilish's huge massive very big tits
want to eat something hot and savoury rn like a pizza fuckk need some pizza rn
>>221845576need them up my arse
>>221845583would you let me have a slice
my dad killed a 278 men in the Yugoslav wars
>>221845591no nigga im houngry
>>221845602my grandad shot a chinaman in the korean war but he didn't like to talk about it
Bet Emma Watson has a pooey bum.
wonder if any of my ancestors fought at the battle of hastings or something like that
>>221845642I don't know. *gropes your penis*
good mroning /bribt/ hows it foing
>>221845654*makes a jim face from the office*
>>221845642mad that im probably the first one in our family to die a virgin
>>221845693cheeky berg
smashing pumpins bassist sex arse
>>221845719Homer Simpson, smiling politely
Woke up with the fear so took the dog out on a reluctant 5k but now I'm just awake hours before toil and I don't know how to fill my stupid pointless time.
fucking hate spiders wish they would just leave me alone
>>221845816time to post on /brit/
>>221845830Looks like it, got a whole exciting day of it ahead
reverse sucking a poo out of me arse
Imagine going scuba diving but most of the air in the tank comprised of Emma Watson's farts, alongside the necessary oxygen.
where did i go wrong i sucked a dick somewhere alone in the bitterness
>>221845816Too hot to take a dog out
I sucked a dickI ate shit
>>221845997Well it's obviously not at 5am you fucking cretin
>>221846061You killed /brit/ with your dog shit posts
right lads enough sleep you can sleep when youre dead youll sleep forever and a million years wakey wakey get posting
can't sleep in this fucking weather
what tastes better duck or rabbit
>>221845642Grandadberg had a poster that showed people involved in the battle of hastings, all the big family crests round the outside and normal names just written on. No idea where he got it from but my very small niche family name is on there which is a nice bit of history to have. Unfortunately that piece of memorabilia is wanted by every cousin and we may have to fight to the death (possibly in Hastings) to find out who gets it
>>221846209Duck by a long way, rabbit is gamey and stringy and only really good once it's been stewed for a long time whereas duck breast is delicious in every format.
The mosquito onslaught continues. Now have one right on my lower back in a spot very difficult to reach. They will pay dearly for their crimes.
>>221846222https://youtube.com/watch?v=EA42FSDL0qc
just found out im not eligible for the nationwide free money because im too poor so unfair
gay poo
>>221846281barclays offering £200 to switch a current account with 2 direct debits to themopen a monzo set up a £1 direct debit to the donkey sanctuaryset up a £1 direct debit to nambla switch get £200 cancel your direct debits
>>221846319this
>>221846209never had rabbit but duck tastes like red meat
>>221846273Tennis players should be shot
morning lads, time for a showerx
>>221846320>Nambla direct debit failed and as I've reached monthly limit on how much I can pay them
just straight up using facts and logic to rape my disabled nan
>>221846354Already heading to toil myselfI am a keen bean
>>221846383Facts and logic are what I call my twin massive black dildos
Just realised I've forgotten my belt
Could solve all of my problems in about 30 seconds if I was allowed to talk like a black guy
>>221846453trvke
>>221846486>>221846486>>221846486
