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DENOUNCE ALLAH
bedburg calls
How do I attract curvy busty women
octopuses and elephants are probably much better suited for having high intelligence than primates
why do retarded cat owners not just leave food out all the time? I do with my cats and they don't get fat.
>>221846365Uncut edition
>>221846385If by curvy you mean fat then literally just asking them. If you mean actually curvy then they won't talk to you anyway
i have a strong feeling this thread will be dogshit
>>221846385Have some burger king
women prefer circumcised dicks, so having your son get cut only helps them.
>>221846419Is it because the namefag is back
>>221846418
business idea: talk to ugly women to build up confidence until you can talk to good looking women
>>221846419>>221846427I'm going to go to bed in roughly 10 minutes
Feeling extra gay and horny tonight
>>221846297>I actually put a butt plug inBit gay
>>221846434>>221846436uuummmmmm which one is real
>>221846430baffles me that Brazilians have trouble with women.
>>221846451this one obviously>>221846436
>>221846412They probably are a little overweight, but more to the point some cats will eat until they're full all the time. Also the kind of food you give them matters a lot, free feeding works for some cats and if you get quality food, but not always
>>221846458i am all brazillians after all
Stopped building my Lego because I'm afraid of fucking up the stickers
>all the 1/10 women are gearing for the 10/10 menHoeflation has hit criticality. This is not sustainable.
>>221846434>>221846436>>221846451>>221846460samefag
>>221846467they make up a high % of incel posts here.
>>221846430I would talk to hot women first because they're nicer
>claims the namefag will shit up thread>proceeds to shit up thread larping as himthis is cancer
>>221846461it's better than them waking you up in the morning because they're hungry.
>>221846472I've had a ton of real baddies but my wife is rather plain. In the end their looks will fade but dumb bimbos will always drag you down. I'd rather just have someone that isn't stupid and won't be unfaithful
wow that's interesting
Brian is Zoom Zoom
Imagine eating diss good
there was this ugly woman at the gym and i kept looking at her i dont even know why i didn't even find her attractive and she was looking at me, she came up to me and asked me if i was done with the machine and i said yea and left
>>221846504hurts my teeth
>>221846504What if your mother saw this
>>221846510>>221846497
What if Zoom Zoom is some oligarch?
Imagine eating ass
>>221846504>gay niggas use 4:3 monitors and speakersjust lmfao
>>221846484It's awful. I try and report them as much as I can but they're Indians/Latinx with nothing better to do than seethe at me and shit up otherwise fine threads.
>>221846500Zoom Zoom is an AI bot vibecoded with Claude Code
>>221846520I don't put it above 4chan. Oligarchs always lurk this website and Taylor Swift used to attention whore on /pol/.
>>221846518this was actually the second time a woman talked to me ever at the gym
>>221846489I wake *them* up in the morning
>>221846504stopped buying these because I can't help myself around them
>>221846531He's actually wasian. Record fucking that wasian girl to make his clitty leak a little.
>>221846531Just get a tripcode
>>221846532Been saying this
>>221846531>try and report them as much as I canKill yourself
How about a trapcode
zoom zoom is jason if jason was a pussy and boring as fuck
I didn't realize india had photographed the apollo 11 landing site back in 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1QeakamkQFact: this song is a big influence on the music of Tame Impala
>>221846430The Eldridge Cleaver method
suck on this dick
>>221846574I think Zando was more boring than zoom zoom desu
>>221846554>Record fucking that wasian girl to make his clitty leak a little.I 100% will. I don't think it's sethy given I nuked him last year from this site but if it is God help us.>>221846559I'll do it this weekend. I have a lot less time on my hands now given I'm working again and it's a real job this time instead of a wagecuck one.
Poo World Order
thanks for that post
Is 4chan a cult?
>>221846585
>>221846586zando at least drew stuff and dressed up as a girl so gay people could jerk off too him
>>221846574>if jason was a pussy and boring as fuckBuddy...
>>221846605Nigga gay asl
>>221846605Faggot
>>221846605Who's this beauty
>>221846365I cannot stop watching Pumba yt shorts.
Reminder that zoom zoom posted his butt and talks about getting pegged
4 (You)s on a single post waow>>221846605She cute id simp for her
>I'll do it this weekend. I have a lot less time on my hands now given I'm working again and it's a real job this time instead of a wagecuck one.Mind you he has 56 posts in the archive in the last 24 hours
>>221846633what a fagtard but also kiiiiinda don't care
>>221846587so literally how do you hit on white girls if you're attractive but you have zero social proof it's like you said they also care about money and status like how do you hit on white girls
fuck, how long ago was Zando? how much of that /cum/ roster is gone?
Nearly burned a hole through our furnace today
>>221846622That's Zando
>>221846654You have opened the gates of Hell.
>>221846640JJ how is Fossil Fighters Champions so far
>>221846622Old /cum/ personality
>>221846654Throw the Brazilian and zoom zoom in there
leo and zoom zoom aren't even interesting in a lolcow way like jason was, they're just faggots
>>221846658More like ZAMN doe...
>>221846660At least they have snacks
>>221846662You have me confused with a different anon
lots of gay niggas here
I'm about to play Baldurs Gate 3 for the first time. What should I know about character creation? Anything I really need to pay attention to with the races and classes? I heard somebody say they made a half-elf but I couldn't figure out how to do that.
>>221846681You ever cook pizza or steak in there
>>221846691says a lot about you nigga
Chicken, steak, has never tasted so good
>>221846691I'm a big gay for you
that's a man
>>221846608he was objectively the hottest guy in the thread
>>221846654That’s some anakin vs Obi wan type shit right there!!! God damn!!!!
gock isn't gay
>>221846755Hey Jase how ya been
>>221846654Are you the anon from Gary
>I'm going to bed in 10 minutes because I totally have a job and a date and I'm not a loser now!>30 minutes later still shitting up the thread
>>221846574zoom zoom marched in the gays for gaza parade the guy has negative credibility and yet the faggots in here eat his bullshtick like he is the second coming of Jesus like get better role models FUCK!!!
>>221846789It's very obviously him samefagging anon...
>>221846520Zoom Zoom is a fed he keeps asking literally every poster here if they would have sexxx with an underaged girl how in the fuck is that not suspicious as FUCK
This is now a Zoom Zoom episodeS2 Ep1
the eBay standard envelope shipping label is basically asking you to gamble with your trading cards as they get bent 90 degrees in a sorting machine, some of them will make it and some won't, but eBay doesn't tell you this.
>>221846783
>>221846810not sure what this thread has to do with international language or culture
>alarm set for 5 hours 25 minutes from now
>>221846784>the job: retail wage cuck worker at shartmart>the girl: brown obese drug addict latinaI AM TOTALLY NOT AN INCEL LIKE YOU GUYS LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU!!!
seething about cum personalities is one of the pillars of cum
>>221846808put plastic or cardboard in with themt. has sold autographed photos
>>221846818Not good for the circadian rhythm
leonardo is here
>>221846834as per usual
>>221846824nah Jason was objectively hot
Zoom Zoom vs coon collector
>>221846815you can say that about 90% of threads on this dead board
Good night
jason looks like a 40 year old sodomite at 28
How about Coom Coom
How do I get narcotics?
>>221846827I have to do an important medical test that will determine whether i need gallbladder surgery soonish or right now. It's called a HIDA scan and it's going to take 2 hours. I have to be there at 7:15am.
Jason could pass as a character for the new christiane f remake
Murder should only get you like 5 years of prison
>>221846868Murder is the most evil thing you can doCutting someone's precious life short
I'm not convinced life is so precious tbhfam
>>221846707No, but we used to grill over the billets as they were cast. Even had a custom built little grill we could hook onto the guard rails. They made us stop doing that
>>221846874The world is overpopulated o algo
>>221846868Murder should get you nailed to a cross in the middle of town
>>221846868You're killing someone's child and/or parent. It's a bit worse than rape actually.
>>221846774As in indian? Nope
>>221846861Oh my condolencesI was about to make fun of you for being a wagie
>>221846898I am planning to go to work after the test because i hate myself
>>221846658straightest mexican
zoom zoom is gone and the thread is deadhope you're happy
>>221846911capivara
>>221846922wish you were gone too
>>221846883>They made us stop doing thatIt’s over…
>>221846911capivara?????????????
reddit rodent
>>221846868post your hand with timestamp
>>221846945I like the guns from taurus
goodnight
based repper stealing from circles
>>221846972Why are you poor
>>221846927>>221846945>>221846952
>>221846972taurus is also from south brazil
>>221846911The Catholic church considers these fish
Can we talk about penises again like the last thread?
>>221847005Wut
Can we talk about feces again like the last thread?
>>221847043I missed the feces discussion. what was the topic?
>>221847059schizos shoving poop in random peoples faces in city centers
Eating a poop sandwich
Who was in the wrong here?
>>221847150did the schizo ask for it?
>>221847164He thought his leg was a banana
>>221847183lol
>>221847164Yeah, the schizo paid him $5000 to do it
>>221847150It's crazy to think about what goes on in other peoples heads. Forget the schizo, this man decided to saw off another man's leg for $5,000 in the middle of a public park.Why?Did he think he wouldn't get in trouble?Did he think it was a morally sound act?
such a nut hanger songhttps://youtu.be/f0WqKWHmz44?si=VkC6wFg8gqSJdKcx
>>221847230I can only assume that this is the sort of person who’d fail the “How would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning?” test, and thus may be incapable of things like gaming out future consequences. He sees the opportunity for $5000 in front of him, and he takes it.
SOMEBODY POSTILL SUCK YOUR DICKILL EAT YOUR SHIT
>>221847183When all you have is a banana picker, everything looks like a banana…
When I'm posting in /cum/ at this hour I forget that daytime exists
How common is for someone to give up sweets entirely for a year in your country?
>>221847067Imagine the smell
>>221847351Now you can be a bunny rabbit for Halloween
When I was 23 I got tired of having a constant 5 o’clock shadow so I ran an epilator all over my face now I can’t grow a proper beard
>>221847375Detransitioner clues…
>>221847351I did that for multiple years when I was a depressed NEET. I was in a long period of penance and felt like I didn't deserve anything. It was actually a very constructive time in my life and helped lead me to the man I am todayHow common is it? I couldn't tell you because the definition of sweets is somewhat arbitrary to begin with
I have decided I will play as a glamour bard and my race will be either human or (golden) dwarf im not sure which yet
>>221847492>glamour bardDon’t know what that is, but it sounds a bit zesty
>>221847492Why don't you glamour up some bitches
>>221847516Its fucking sexy as fuck>>221847520This is a practice run because I know nothing about BG3 or D&D and my gf said she wants to play BG3 with me and play bard (I will need to carry her). based on what im reading im guessing shell want to play a bard with druid subclass because she love animals and plants and music
>>221847541>my gfgf (male)?
my inspiration? Miroku from inyuasha>>221847554no, though she could probably kick your fkin ass
Internet died
>>221847470KitKat milkshakes,Oreos,oreo-like sugar free biscuits,pancakes,cake slices etc for some reason they're not satiating me anymore and I think I'll start smoking but even cigars don't give enough of a high
>>221847581sounds like you need your own period of penance life is relative, you can not know pleasure without embracing pain
>>221847410not a tranny i just have an unappealing 5 o’clock shadow
>>221847594And porn and malachia (masturbation) too..
>ooooouu husbant
ooooooo chile
https://youtube.com/shorts/byuX35RUjH4?si=JXRrLdelxnzG93QLThis shit made me laugh, it is truly getting to them if their media is asking out politicians about shitposts
>>221847756Chile the tea be spillin
I may be racist but if a black or brown person owns their american heritage I immediately see them as one of us.Really makes you think
>>221847792Makes me think about who the hell asked
>>221847809SORRY for interrupting your nonsensical shitposting!
The repbulican part is rich in potential future presidential candidates while the left is going all in on total meme candidatesreally makes you think
Sooooorrryyyy for party rockin'Shake that
>>221847825Don't be sorry, be better
chugged two (2) 20 oz (twenty ounce) blue moons (belgian white(belgian style wheat ale)) beers while eating cheetos and takis>>221847864im trying
crazy how the most well known canadian city is basically as close as they could get to the american borderreally makes you think
>>221847940Everyone needs to fuck my ass
Identified Flying Object
I look like this
>>221847947whywhats so special about it
Performative shemale
>>221847974its kind of basedI love potatosthose ones look odd thoughunderripe sweet potato?>>221847959humorous post that I enjoyed and made me feel good
>>221847940That only really applies to minor cities like Windsor, Ontario, or Niagara Falls, Ontario. The only major Canadian city that’s really close to the U.S. border is Vancouver, but even then, Vancouver proper isn’t all that close; it’s just the urban sprawl that crept up to the border, and it seems more a function of being hemmed in by mountains anyway
I think my neighbor (female) is a marijuana addict who is currently struggling. I also think I have a grasp of their cycle based on their actions toward me (banging on my while and being annoying. I don't think a normal person would subconsciously be able to track something like this. I kind of envy that in the normoid
>>221848017the fact that you made a whole list of cities in which that applies to when I was talking about toronto (19 miles from the US border) is pretty funny
>>221848023I saw her walking around the parking lot the other night aimlessly for a long period of time, she told me I scared her when I walked out and i apologized.I think she was in distress because she couldn't find weed. I feel bad for her, I know she has a child that she doesn't have custody of. I wonder if is because fo this and I wish her only well and hope she overcomes this (even though her kid is very annoying to me)
She’s so pretty
>>221848036Toronto is a 133km drive to Niagara Falls, NY
>>221848112
>>221848005Those look they could be Russet potatoes, or otherwise a similar variety
>>221848158those are too round for russet imo, maybe under ripe. I mostly asked because the plants in the background are very much not ready for harvest
>>221848104impeccably average
OK so apparently it's hot in the UK or something?
Before I leave brush my teeth with a gock in my gyat
Been listening to an audio book reading of the bible and Israel means he who struggles with God and humans.It explains why modern jews push the holocaust narrative so hard, they are trying to match a title not truly given to them
>>221847150>Banana pickerAdd it to the list
>>221847864KINGtos...
Have I ever told you the story of the banana and the coconut?
>>221848406lol
>>221847150When will australia ban circular saws... end the violence already
>>221847792Blacks will always be more American than browns
>>221848455So true. Get those weapons of war off our streets
>>221848460i dont think so
>>221847792
Learning how to respectfully interact with manlets
>>221848485not like that, i mean people who accept their identity and don't even see themselves as wherever their ancestors are from. Non-whites who accept the government as their own, as their community as their own and have no attachments to any other land.Modern indian immigrants genuinely could never
>>221847809so guys I just came back from gay orgy and I cummed
Dining on pizza paid for by momberg and delivered by sisterstein
>>221848570I really want to have sex with your sister anon
my girlfriend has her own personal discord server with over 1000 people in it
>>221848570Is your sister an Indian man?
>>221848636Cuck>>221848570Chad king
with how much baldurs gate 3 was talked up and the fact that they refuse to drop the price on it this better be the best game i ever fucking played or else
smoking gang smoking gangwassup wassupwhere the foids atwhere the foids at
for a motherfuckin-cocksuckin bagel that wen viral
>>221848819Sexier than the goth bitch
>>221848023>>221848064Smokin weed.Wassup then?*opens arms*Got a problm
>>221848878weed makes you gay and retardedalcohol makes you based and retardedsimple as
>>221848749>this is the whitest human you can beokay this game is gay as fuck, glad i pirated it
>>221848896I drink also
drink my weed and smoke my beer yyeeeaaaaawwwuuuchhhhhhh
when u get home and yo moms got the crock pot out
the gay boys are asleep huh
Razors used by others issued to inmates inside Ontario jail, ministry review underway
>>221849500Americans being irresponsible with firearms. More news at 10.
>>221849502Pozpig Occupied Government
Rancid Anus is online
>>221850078
>>221849123What a crock of shit
A just sentence?>A man has been sentenced to eight years in prison by the Passau Regional Court for running over his ex-partner and her friend with his car, seriously injuring them. The judges found him guilty of attempted murder of the friend and attempted manslaughter of his ex-partner, as well as aggravated assault and reckless endangerment of traffic safety. The defendant’s daughter was also injured in the incident in June 2025. The verdict is not yet final.>The Iraqi man drove his car into his ex-partner, their five-year-old daughter, and a female friend in downtown Passau. The two women were seriously injured, and the child sustained minor injuries. According to the indictment, after hitting the women, the man got out of the car and beat and kicked his ex-partner, who was lying partially under the car.
>>221850280If this were in Canada, the judges would refuse to give him prison time, as that would result in his deportation (it’s called justice, chuddie)Also I know of Passau from a video game characterhttps://kingdomcomedeliverance.wiki.gg/wiki/Ulrich_of_Passau
>>221850420That motherfucker who killed 16 kids because he blew through an intersection in his 16 wheeler spent less than four years in prison and has been allowed to stay because he chose to start a family here. What a piece of shit excuse for a human being.
M’lady
Happy 4:20!
Would you trust an inflatable boat that weighed less than 2 pounds?
>>221850606How does one even go about fixing this kind of disfunction
>>221850280Not very severe but probably fair>>221850420Lol wut. Sometimes judges here will opt for conditional discharge if a conviction would trigger deportation proceedings because they see that as an additional punishment, but if it's something serious they don't care and won't even offer it.
Queen TurdQueefah
much to think about
Much ado about /cum/ming
Shot a load out of my chode on your mom’s beaver
mutters biber
Had a dream I was cuddling with a french bulldog. Woke up happy.
youtu.be/DUmG1SlR8fsrockin this
>>221853181LOL
>ask somebody if I need to know anything about baldurs gate or D&D before starting baldurs gate 3>they say no>immediately after character creation watch a cinematic about aliens invading a medieval town only to be attacked by time/space traveling dragons>mfw
order placed: unicorn overlord and 13 sentinels: aegis rim.
Aaaahhhh wait nonono sorry I didn’t mean to call you a worthless Muslim sorry no I love Somalians
wir schlafen das
canada making me jump through a thousand hoops and spend thousands of dollars to get in there holy shit how the fuck do indians get there in droves so easily, they barely have money to afford new sandals
>>221853400Wir suchen dich(We’re looking for you)Wir lutschen Schwanz(We’re sucking dick)
Walked doggo but the neighbor didn't have a fence so his dogs thought it was a dog party
>>221853701oh FUCK
>>221853701It’s a doggy dogg world
Hard for me to look at the catalog right now without thinking about asian pussyThis website is evil
>>221853787good dawgs are a diamond dozen
>>221853861I heard Brazilians like dogs too
Just made an oreo milkshake
Brazilians love to dance it’s in their blood the rhythm the moves
>Big Floppa edition>0 Floppa imagesYou niggers
Just put me coffee on, boys
need a maid
>>221854328the amazing part is the man didn't have IBD or depression until he went into that Tim Hortons and tried to order a coffee
mid-90s tory attack ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5RIdwGbQlY
>>221854328>canadian doctors resorting to murder with extra steps for some extra bucksgrim, economy sure is tough innit
>>221854416remember when this fag said he'd get rid of the GST and then he pretended he never said thatthen Harper said he'd get rid of it and lower it by 2% and then said LOL JK NOT GOING ANYWHERE
>>221847841If they run a tranny id vote for it just because I'd think it would be funny to have a tranny president
People always joke about mothers being whores but never fathers
Put your hands up Anon, you're under arrest for suspected disability fraud. No sudden movements.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD9QVygWVMs
>>221854688>whataboutismcringe chud
when my mother was heavy into drugs she was a hooker for a bit.
>>221854706Your dad is a whore
>>221854743my dad is deadfrom drug addiction
>>221854709That's hot what was her going price? give me her number
>>221854761whippits?
youtu.be/770V4rndpoM>>221854771don't have her #, haven't talked to her in a few years
My dad died of a weed overdose 10 years ago today. Still think it's harmless?
I lost my brother to Tide Pods over 2 years ago. Every time I do laundry I think of his gentle smile and orange lips. RIP my broccoli headed king.
>>221854328lolFunny scenarioSir I see you’re not well please come see my practice to get euthanized
I got a webbum'll knock ya socks off.
MAID but cheap and fast like a drive thru suicide station
>>221854941should've just sent him into the Tim Hortons for a full breakfast, skip the MAID wait times.
death on the go
Drinking (strong) coffee
Sexy middle aged nurse with a soothing voice and big tits that will cradle you and let you suck her tits
>>221854993mccyanide meal to go, pls
>>221855011I bet a big salad wouldve cured him
>>221854264I'm sipping mine
https://voca.ro/1efAXUWHUCwB
Is there a language uglier than Arabic.Seeing fat headrag women is one thing but hearing their gross loud voices speaking this ugly language is something else entirely.NOT a racist tho…!!!
There's a dude at my work named Kabel and that's probably about the coolest name I've ever heard
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