https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY1DL3uOOTELOVELY FUCKING BILLY NO MATES edishTHAT'S YOU. YOU'RE BILLY FUCKING NO MATES sub-edishBUT YOU HAVE /brit/ WHICH IS WORSE THAN HAVING NO LOVELY FUCKING MATES sub-sub-edish
fucking hell you're annoying
>>221857822Fuck that, not as guilty today.
>>221857827you are mentally ill
>>221857827mad how my life would improve if you were dead
thank the fucking lord this weather stops on Friday there is a god!
>>221857852good lad
Sucking on an Anglo spirit
Hi there how are you
breaking news: Rorkes nan was found blacked to death in the early hours of the morning, the 92 year old was last seen leaving mecca bingo at 9pm. Police are looking for any available information on the crime.
was just thinking about a streamer i watched a few times back in like 2014 who was probably a few years older than me, and wondered if she's now a withered old bag still streaming with dwindling viewership, or even worse an OF slag, but nope looks like she gained a clue and gtfo'd the internet and probably got a real jobsee lads not all women are stupid whores
>>221857864This is probably my favourite post I've ever had in /brit/
genuinely hate cunts like thisif this is you then FUCK YOU
*screeches about (imaginary) inequality*
>>221857886whereas you're a human skidmark thats dried and solidified and just wont come off
Man in a Range Rover driving while on his phoneMight report him to the rozzers
>>221857923fresh tomatoes are too watery and the skin has awful texturecooked tomatoes go down smooth, real smooth
what makes cansmong so unlikeable?
>>221857936he's in a bomber jacket for the people of dresden
>>221857948Also tinned tomatoes are obviously fresher than fresh tomatoes unless you're like getting them from your garden
>>221857959his distinct lack of clues gained
>>221857957I was on this in 1997
>>221857959tries too hard
>>221857959his desperation for attention with nothing funny or interesting to offer in returnit's like the mong in school who used to emphasize his mongness in the hopes that people would like him, but only found him more irritating
>>221857947A spiteful man, green with envy. That's you, oh yes, that is you.
>>221857959theres always that mong at school that is desperate to fit in and thinks hes hilarious and everyone likes him (but doesnt). he's one of them. spaino too.
>>221857973it's no surprise he's doing poorly if the water temple filtered him
>>221857959Simply irredeemably terrible personality
lads i cant cope with the sheer amount of womens arses and legs on display out there
>>221858004Not stuck in a little metal box in a traffic jam on a day like today though am INo I'm winning
>>221858031just grab them
>>221858051'sheed
>>221858051Eid Mubarak
Is it normal to not get much work done in this heat?
>>221858031Bit of my leg for you here
grab em by the bussy
>>221858079Depends if you're a slack Alice or a doer
>>221857945i'm a handsome autist with good manners and a big willy
>>221857959I like to make myself laugh, ladThis upsets Billy and his lack of mates, you see.
my willy looks massive today
>>221858124your willy's rubbish
>>221858117bizarre deflection
>>221858124Not seen my Willy all day but I assume she's as petite as ever
>>221858086civil service don't let you wear shorts even in this weather lad?
>>221858124wow frauding three inches instead of your actual two?
>making myself laugheveryone knows the funniest people laugh at their own jokes all the time
Heard mousey died of eating sim cards
>>221858086always laugh at you clueless incels and your awful fashion
Your man doing his hedge trimming right next to the footpathStraight shot of pollen directly into the eyes and nose
>>221858031went for a walk into town at luncheonthe amount of sexy arse hanging out of jean shorts and the like was insanethat combined when they open the front button as a stylewill have to stick things up my arse later on doing a grotesque sweaty imagination wank
>>221858177especially when it's the same non-joke over and over and over again
Rorke: Downfall
>>221858185A blue linen shirtSkinny black chinosWhite nikes A classic combination for a sweaty day of office toil
>Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! 2025 NEW EPISODE 110 get the biomass' assets removedget the biomass evicted
>>221858124hand must have shrank in the sun or something x
>>221858222like i said, clueless incel with shit taste.
my willy is a humble 6.5 incher
>>221858195Open front button is too FUCKING much for me. Hadn't seen it before this year and now all these fit chub girls are walking around basically begging me to pull their shorts down and expose their nether regions. Shouldn't be legal.
>>221858244post your ootd
>>221858227this is pure rorkefuel as he watches akbar have the fryers in his takeaway repossessed
biomass cuties
>>221858244You're probably a zoomer who's scared of the skinny trouser leg
>>221858177>>221858196>>221858155Glad we agree, lads
Going on 4channel international board British thread to tell people they're wearing the wrong clothes
>>221858267Last week...(not today... I wouldn't be wearing this coat today!)
>>221858269im sat here cackling as jafir's merc is bootedhe's bloody ruffled
>always laugh at you clueless incels and your awful fashion
>>221858275you're definitely a virgin
>>221858267
>>221858294you need to see a doctor about this
>>221858291bit stupid aren't you fella
Ate some sausage and toast
>>221857923switch tomatoes and ketchup around and that's me
he want fish
SOTD?
>>221858262yeahamazed i didn't see pubes some of them were so low implying they're shaved and wearing the most tiny knickersmad what it does to the willy
>>221858321he's not allowed
ouuu shi
Raping myself
>>221858307s
>>221858344he allowed
>>221857886Girl I used to play MC with tried to become a streamer, didn't work obviously as it's hard to get a viewershipLooks like she's now some sort of vtuber (still with no viewers)
>>221858332scent of the day? guerlain homme today
>>221858302Embrace the linenTouch grass
>>221858344
rorke is awesome
Any nonce man in
taking fit pics as i mince across the grass
>>221858371they should be allowed
>>221858315Yh...
>>221858389they're not allowedhundred years in prison
>>221858368human twigcould genuinely snap you in half
>>221858371nice that they put the no cats sign at cat level. didn't know they could read japanese
>>221858368awful outfit mate
>>221858412they will be freed
>>221858416Do it then tough guy
rorke's current reading list: how to make enemies and scare people
scared
that's like *throws hand back* totally not a good look for you
>>221858429they can NOT get out
>>221858437(he can't get through the first chapter)
i cant be the only one who doesnt understand the frothing hatred for cansladhes a bit dull and repetitive but nowhere near as grating as spaintwat or ziedy
>>221858441got that here except its me farting out the reheated curry from lunch
>>221857936Imaginary? Ordinary people on ordinary wages are struggling to have even a basic quality of life, while you have billionaire cunts like Jim Ratcliffe, James Dyson, and Nick Candy.
rorkes tummy hurting after eating too much macdonalds
What now
landlordberg increasing the rent on an already overpriced rentalmental how he'lI happily miss out on one or two month's' rent just to get in some mong who'll overpay
>>221858453*lets the cats out*
>>221858470well yeah but he's still a bit annoying and repetitive and a bit desperatenot the end of the world
>>221858470no idea how spaino annoyed people
Crop tops and denim shorts
>>221858470he's a weird creepy nonce like the other two not that hard to understand
loads of biomass out today. more than usual
doing big braps
>>221858470he gives me secondhand embarrassment
>>221858531ziedy is a massive noncenot sure if canslad is but we all get a bit noncey when steaming so possibly is
>>>/tv/220785530went to /tv/ and found this
>>221858470boring weirdo with an inflated ego for literally no reason
>>221858548>we all get a bit noncey when steamingno we dont
in Tottenham, shit hole
>>221858515the desperately put-upon "i'm such a normal bloke haha" persona, combined with starting conversations about himself and ruthlessly samefagging his own posts anonymously were worse than anything cansmong posts
>>221858554watched paul bohill and steve pinner evict this lot
>>221858558Those are some fabulous titties
>>221858584i concur
>>221858584They're fake.
Just found out harry potter was jewish
>>221858575you're replying to him now you mong
Noncing?Wouldn't mind noncing a few cans x
im going to try to make some friends ill let you guys know what works and what doesnt after some experience
>>221858584fake as fuck
if you had a magical scenario you would flip a coin and if you pick heads or tails correctly it would add two inches to your knob and height but if you guessed incorrectly it would take two off both them would you go for it?
>>221858628he ate bacon in that snack wars
>>221858548>we all get a bit noncey when steamingumplease explain
>>221858575never found his posts annoying, once you realise hes a troll he cant affect you
well thats rorke in the mud
>>221858659No I love myself as I am
>>221858611>>221858617Oh no! Anyway
had to do use of force training in a very warm dojo today, got paired up with a busty milf and kept having my face rammed into her sweaty tits over and over
>>221858679so we are being replaced then? glad we agree reddit
>>221858688why did you reply to me
>>221857878not well. dope sick again. nearly 18 hours since ive had any.
>>221858659Nah, I could afford to lose the height but if I lost two inches of dick I'd have a below average length and below average girth. Currently it's pencil mode but at least longish (like the rest of me really). Would be fucked without that.
quite a pleasant temperature in my flat actually
>>221858659can you flip it more than once
>>221858720would you trade 2 inches of height to add it to your walts girth?
>>221858705Clicked wrong post because am retarded
walter white mentioned
>>221858659Yeah definitely worth the gamble. 8 inches would make me confident
>>221858745arent we all x
>>221858737mine is 34c and i'm sweating my plums off
>>221858741Yeah for certain, 6'2 and a beercan cock would be great, would probably stop booking my head on doorways so much too
>>221858750i made a post in your stupid fucking dead thread apologize to me now
>>221858659RiskyIm 5'10 with a 6.7 inch willy
Leftypol flipping the double headed coin from Batman and still guessing tails
>221858750
>>221858777I apologize
to me my willy looks tiny because proportionally it’s like a tiny willy thats been sized up, every woman ive had sex with called it big unprompted though
>>221858659no I'm already 6'2 with a 7.5" willy
>>221858814post it so we can judge for ourselves
>>221858294She just heard the news that my arse has recovered from last time and she plans to destroy it again.
love just hanging out having a laugh
got a 9999999999" winky
https://vocaroo.com/1lDX1bOc4miw
>>221858814>proportionally it’s like a tiny willy thats been sized upwhat
Any lads here shagging escorts in this heat?
>>221858828looks a bit like this 8==d~
>>221858805ty>>221858814that makes no sense unless it's pencil thin
fucking sent the bastards an email at 9:30 this morning still no fucking response
got 99 problems but girth ain't 1
Question!Would you fit in with the Bread Gang or would you be uncomfortable?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3v55rT_jUs
>>221858860which end is which
How can I increase my penile girth?
Me? 6.1 inches, 5 inch girth
>>221858894the one with a cum squiggle coming out
>>221858872Dear Whom It May Concern,Fancy a bum?Kind Regards,rorke
>>221858900could inject silicone into it
just broke my 40 hour fast felt like i could have gone much longer as i wasnt hungry but the thought of food expiring in the fridge is what gets me, and i'll be lifting today
>>221858840>>221858864its lie you know when you see a big willy and you’re like that’s a big willy, mines like you saw a small willy that got scaled up in ms paint so it’s like a big small willy
>>221858900get a cock sleeve
>>221858900bee stings
>>221858934ok
>>221858935wouldn't mind one mate but im getting few matches hahaha
>>221858888no I fear I would be a bit of a "square" in their company I would not be willing to get silly tattoos or drink unsafe levels of alcohol
still quite nice out
>>221858934>you know when you see a big willy and you’re like that’s a big willyno cant say i do desu
>>221858934so it's all blurry
>>221858964she is balding
>>221858964she's pretty
>>221858888sure! lets get lit as a clit :D
>>221858964whats she doing in a wheelbarrow
>>221858983remember when this used to be considered morbidly obese and not "thick" by coomer freaks
>>221858983nuh uh i cant handle allat
did anyone else used to call it a winkle?
cronem activiation units
>>221858987getting carted off with the rest of the shit
>>221858975Makes women look more neotenous
made a thread on reddit asking for advice on how to read without falling asleep and got loads of bitchy replies, they were disgusted by it, thought I was trolling, one guy said "read better books" which got loads of upvoteswas actually fucking fuming
>>221859022no it doesnt shut up incel scientist
>>221857850>>221857859>>221857864And yet you retards still use his spam threads instead of just ignoring them and making a different one like we used to do with editionless yank news
Be very careful, Goran. We’re watching….:)
>>221858983Her boobs look like these eyes
>>221859029does seem like an odd question to ask
>>221859029don't read in the same place you sleep
>>221859039corr would tongue that
Mad how the Dutch controlled (at least parts) of Indonesia for like 350 years
First for Portillo summer
>>221859029are you retarded read earlier and go to sleep when you're tired
nigga got bullied by reddit and came here to cry about it LOL
>>221859029I start to fall asleep while reading books these days.Saying that, I also fall asleep watching movies and playing videogames. Think it's because I'm focused on something and not thinking independently.
>>221859122Nothing but a safespace for sensitive little chudcels
need to get shagged up the arse
"Last one on drugs is a queer" yells Portillo
>>221857827Liver, bacon, potato, carrot, black bean and spinach slop tonight. All boiled up in the one pan
>>221859029that is the reddit experience yeah the hivemind is absolutely cancer. people only give advice to wank themselves off not actually help you, that's what upvotes does to a person
Some prick in the eternal arsenal thread on /sp/ seems to think we're being raided by /brit/. Is this actually true? I haven't posted here before so I have no idea what you lot are about. Might just be a crying bitch boy.
>>221859122Careful now…
i need SEEEEEEEEEX
>>221859144*sighs* okay... bend over.
>>221859147I'd kiss her whole arsehole
>>221859147hasn't she got anything that'll cover her face?
>>221859144ever poke a soapy finger up your bum in the shower?
is it gay if i get blacked up the arse
>>221859185rorke after seeing an ethnic woman
>>221859202alri Jay-Z
>>221859147I'd kiss half of her arsehole
>>221859211yeah its so good
shatner's bassoon
>>221859176Is it racially-tinged and focused on black men and their sexual prowess? If so we might know who it is…
>>221859146Why does she keep replacing her male coaches?I'm saying nothing
>>221859219flag on ziedy
>>221859176On the hearts vs celtic match some of us were there, we do have posters who do frequent /sp/ but it's not lke there are raids or anything, not even frequent mentions of the board
these poo fumes are hurting my eyes
How do you link. A post from another board again??? Xxx
>>221859256that's um"nigga"
Listening to various Sonic game osts
>>221859269copy and paste the url it will automatically format it for you x
>>221859269>>>/board/postnumber on that board
wondering what the hackney cronem are up to
leftypol decolonising his arse with a bbc
>>221859277Um
>>221859312>>>/sp/154879307
>>221859300living rent free in your sexual fantasies
i saw the tesco "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
>>221859295Thanks queen
>>221859256what's he up to man, what's he doing?
Big bowl of cottage cheese for dinner
that chilli i made was quite literally 10/10/. so good. made a weeks worth too.
>>221859329with his Growers Harvest rice
>>221859300probably chilling
get the munchy boxes munched
>>221859371I'll be the judge of that. Hand over some chilli to me NOW
>>221859363me on the left
my balls smell like pickled onions
>>221859354um x
business idea: spherical cows
>>221859415wicked gay porn moves x
bit cold now actuallymight close the window and pop my hoodie on
>>221859448gp
>>221859371get it on a dog and let me suck it down
I hate tourists I HATE tourists I HATE TOURISTS
i've got the heating on
I hate the 'mass
got my coat, wooly hat and gloves on
everything's fine
short posts only
sitting down
>>221859496bizarre lie
in the car
>>221859448it can't be done
>>221859554woke putting a stop to it?
got a blister on my toe
sc
imagine thinking god made the world for us. if that was true it would be a chill 16-18 c every day of the year
I won't stop until everyone's dead
>>221859591fact
>>221859566the technology just isn't there yet
>>221859591alri eren
THE HEADS TONIGHT
bit cunty bit bratty, jude
>>221859604due to woke
>>221859591alri leftypol
>>221859623not sure, haven't spoken to the missus yet, but i hope so
rorke
>click this box to verify you're human>now do this captcha to... verify you're humanwhy not actually just let robots post on 4chan? it would be coolILL BE BACK haha
governments are literally tryign to cull the population in ways that are electorally acceptable
melody parker from the queens nose sitting on my face
sucking a woman's wiener
>>221859147at least she knows she is a butterface, she knows she must expose her ass
we are being shagged out of existence
>>221859624you're weird
>>221859663>master luke your r2 unit is shitposting again>*beep boop whistle boop*>well i never
looking for spainparasite in eu but bloody wogs won’t sell me “knives” to “kill” it
oh rorke... what have you done...
>>221859847>>221859847>>221859847
bump
he said "bump"
