Spoonfulls edition
saw a gang of cuties and all their arses legs and tum tums were on display
>>221878726how old were they
>>221878726Cuties in what sense..? Watching you lad.
>>221878714small island small gene pool
>>221878729
you dont understand the psychic burden of carrying the last true brythonic soul in a world of genetically diluted anglo mutants
get the poo sausage posted
Literally no point in holding another until they address the issue of the English vote. An independence vote is supposed to be Scottish people deciding their own future not English immigrants who’ve been here for 3 years getting to decide aswell
i doubt any of them were over 18
>>221878765truth nuke
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching iTunes on my iPhone via Apple Music in home …
can daily alcohol abuse for a decade cause hayfever to develop later in life
>>221878784type shit rorke be asking to grok at 3:21am
squatting by the fireplace eating boiled turnips
>>221878756it's a sausage pretzel
>>221878685he does the same thing, it's simple to just post a pic of him and give quick 1 liners. That Andrew Gold interview is terrible since Andrew Gold never presses him on any real economic issues and bitches about Israel and Jews being the good guys etc
cant figure out how to filter this new le ugly brit race mixing spam
Doing a bit of trolling is it
>>221878781look at all the immigrants helping out our needy whilst white racist dossers slowly die in their childhood bedrooms
>>221878770:/
>>221878787i am a brown evil stinky freak from the gutters of deep dark haryana and this is my 4chan post
lads why are the celts ruining our beloved union? why are they so ungrateful and ontolgically evil?
tinder was so much better back in 2018, you could meet up with your looksmatch and fuck her the same night, now you are lucky to get a whale to like you on there
cornish independence is the funniest one
>>221878822ok. why you telling me? you're probably more handsome than I am at least
>>221878829oldfags are always saying this but i have to doubt it
>>221878823Quiet buddy you got owned and ran away>>221878579>>221878579
im not active in the dating market or job market
Have yourself a Portillo summer, this summer.
are brown "people" just naturally evil?
>>221878829you just aged out unc, and so did i
>>221878781Not a single thought bouncing around in there is it? >>221878787Ah yes I love Israel now
>>221878787would sooner eat out the fungal minge of a 60yo obese british rotter from some provincial seaside shithole than let a single one of these artificial test tube-grown kike demons lay a finger on my bwc
not sure wales or scotland meet the criteria to join the EU
>>221878812they steal from him
Bengalis pronounce Ps as F and A as U so we call Pakistan Fuckistan
>>221878847it's true I experienced it, my body count went from 2 to 50 between 2018-2019 and I had 7 girls who were regular fuck buddies. After covid things changed
>>221878848that wasn't me
>>221878787White men are the most sought after race of men. East Asian women are the most sought after race of women. It's easy to see why.
waitrose stay at home mums everlast trackies nothing under friendly encounters
Don't get how people just walk around naked with zero shame
so you're telling me we would be one of thinnest countries in europe if the working class weren't fucking infantalized morons with no self control?
>>221878874Then we will just join make a new Union Ireland x Scotland x wales
>>221878890why do you think things changed
>>221878877horrible bames
babe wake up someone's having a melty on /brit/
>>221878860i look much better now than I did back then thobeit, i was ugly as sin and balding. I got a hair transplant now and look way younger than I did back then
>>221878905well thats just a quixotic fantasy quite frankly.
>>221878896whats there to be ashamed of
>>221878895waitrose and everlast doesn't make sense should be lululemon or alo
>>221878841Funny how? Funny like im a clown I amuse you?
PORTILLO, FADING FAST
>>221878906maybe tiktok and covid? I've not idea man
rorke calls his gf his baeme
there are literal millions of slackjawwd 5’1 35kg macaque rapists in delhi scrolling female idf soldier reels on their inch-thick 2011 samsungs for sixteen hours daily
>>221878927its me mums wearing everlast
>>221878941presumably a lot of new users joined up over covid so maybe that shifted the balance of the app
>>221878920Dream big.Doesn’t matter tho EU would just let us in anyway to spite you for brexit
got shamed for having a bit of stubble by managerstein this morningnot really on is it
>>221878949i'm one of them but im white
>>221878957another strange fantasy.
>>221878902The difference is shocking. The UK really is the most classist country in Europe. You reckon getting rid of the monarch would help?
>>221878949true horror
im going to vote for independence vote for independence
>>221878964Mate if fucking Bulgaria can get in then so can we
>>221878896if you can't walk around naked without shame you've probably got a small willer
>>221878962bvsed
>>221878953>>221878927its not the mums wearing everlast*
Vote Greens. The thinking mans party.
small penises are aristocratic
>>221878990ohhhhhh
>>221878981i think anyone with basic geopolitical and economic understanding will know why bulgaria is a more attractive addition to the EU than scotland or wales
>>221878964We would 100% let them in
wiping boogers on the cat
>>221878922my small willy?
221878973Who’s that speaking? Is somebody speaking?
raped rorke
Is it worse to be born Indian or to be born in India?
sonionim crine
I just want to invade some African shithole like Somalia and bomb the absolute shit out of it. Demolish all the schools and hospitals and watch women wailing on Aljazeera about their dead children.
>>221878874both are subsidized by the yookay (London)what could they possibly do on their own? EUfags will eat them alive
>>221879011doubt it. they'd be heavily subsidised - EU cant afford that. they want good economies, not stagnant ones.
>>221879003quite possibly the biggest meme in the history of humanity lol women want to be FUCKED with a COCK not FINGERED by a little THUMB!!!!
Was in Cambridge today.Always thought Cambridge was the quintessentially British quaint little town with an elite academic institution.Despite the lack of vape and kebab shops it isn't. All I saw were rivers of Indians and Chinese, a surprisingly obnoxious variety that I've never seen anywhere else.I went to trinity college to see the iconic building but my view was obscured by 600 Indian and Chinese tourists all just standing about screaming and taking photos.A disappointing trip
hes broken out the blurry graphs
>>221879011Yeah I know that’s what I said
>>221879032Bit antisemitic that. Voting 25 times.
Hey Rorke! What's right is right. You understand what I'm talking about?
>>221878902The most affluent families are Indians which skews the figures
>>221879033should do that to somaliland since most of you somalian criminals like chunkz are from there
>>221879038Do you spastics realise this is just a graph of immigration from the Asian continent?
scotland has a bit more going for it but lets be honest, wales is just a glorified english county these days. just another cornwall with big delusions.
>>221879058who cares what women want
>>221879053Brother we let in Pooland back when they were still a shithole, we still have Romania, Bulgaria and other ex-commie backwater we let in. The EU van afford it, they'll just take a little more from us.
whats yung filly up to?
>>221879079cant suffer in housetralia
Might have a wank
>>2218790798)
>>221879098this mindset has served you well i'm sure
Would bet my life on this: Foden has a tiny pecker.
>>221879098defeated dicklet
>>2218791324 inches and thinbet his hole is tight though
>>221879113all big countries with fantastic economic and decent demographic projections - also a big fuck you to russia who the EU dislike way more than the UK. scotland and wales do not any attractive prospects like that. chalk and cheese mate.
I should try to feel normal and go outside
>>221879062should’ve gone to durham mate bamebridge is washed
>>221879128>>221879144>ad hominemi accept your concessions
struggling to think of anything that is acutally british. (aside from being fat ugly and stupid)
the attractive Portuguese girl at toil caught me checking her out while she was tying her hair back and I got embarrassed
>>221879140how it feels to try to be anything ever
>>221879048ScotlandTax base already exists just needs to be collected by us and not westminsterEnergy exportsFinancial services turn Edinburgh into LondonWhisky exportsExpand tourism economywales Manufacturing Renewable energy exporterThey have the ports toomight be more I’m not welsh Boom done
>>221879169mad how she is only attractive because she has no british genes
>>221879168I'm guessing you struggle to think most of the time.
>>221879154Ah yes. The famous Romanian economy. Word on the streets of Bucharest is we're going to the moon right now
>>221879185idgi
might get a bum bag also known as a fanny pack
>>221878874Why not? Malta is in the EU and their population is much smaller than either Wales or Scotland.
>I'm guessing you struggle to think most of the time.
>>221879201i appreciate english isnt your first language but you should learn to read a bit better
>>221879201Lol
>>221879208
>>221879169bet she had a thick bbc inside her over the bank holiday
>>221879133Rorke cheers for the 1% and thinks that standing up for the 99% is "woke"
>>221879225this one speaks to me
mad how being british anywhere in mainland europe is a turn off for the local women
>>221879201romania is doing the same thing poland did with outsourcing and insourcing a lot of big corporations. they pay well and people will move there for it due to the lower cost of living.hungary and bulgaria are doing it too.
>>2218792330___0
>>221879242Yeah because they assume that means English and English are hated worldwide (LOL)
>>221879255
he’s still going
>>221879242I'm sure that's been your personal experience but it hasn't been mine.
kek based. What a cuck
>>221879242not for me matenot in spain
I was in france and talking to a beautiful woman. I knew she was beautiful because she had ZERO british genes in her. She asked where I'm from and when I told her I was british she said goodbye. This happened to me in spain, italy, germany, sweden, poland, portugal as well. think it's something about our genes
>>221879250is this an shut-in incel fantasy or something? ive never received any hate for being english in all my travels. always met with respect and friendliness. i feel like its something only perpetuated by people who live their entire life online - which im guessing you do?
>>221879032f scm what is wrong with aussies
MAH NAMA JEFF
>>221878765You had your chance 12 years ago and fucked it. Can't just keep asking for mulligans when you feel like it.
sonion what is this
All the travelcunts are out today eh
>>221879299don’t let yourself fall into the trap of believing we’re descended from prisoners, we’re descended from the fucking prison guards
The kiza arrived
>>221878765only if they block all foreigners from voting too.remember seeing a bulgarian i used to work with at an independence march, cheeky bugger.
>>221879310ouuu shi
>>221879179>Financial services turn Edinburgh into LondonThis is pure dead brilliant. We should turn Dunfermline into the second biggest financial hub in the world while we're at it.
>>221879323same time tomorrow Adam?
>>221879168Steam enginesReflection telescopeElectromagnetsPicky bitsHypodermic needles and hypodermic syringePencils
>>221879323Thank you for supporting your local grooming gang and people traffickers!
>>221879323rank
>>221879290Tartan army were loved in Germany in 2024 we won their hearts I know because I was there meanwhile england were smashing glasses on kids heads and throwing chairs at people. It’s not even close mate
>>221879323lush
>>221879277Why is she like this?
>>221879337objects that i have shoved up my arse
ah yes the legendary friendly drunken scotsman
>>221879345right so that is a perception based on lack of experience then. all you had to say fella
>>221879360sniggered
what is it about british people that is so repellent to mainland europeans and much of the world. is it that we are so overweight? or is it more to do with our faces being so sallow and assymetrical. perhaps it's our pathetic culture and anti-intellectualism that creates evil stupid goons
>>221879310those are children
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:The Celtic Mind: We should turn the Isles of Scilly into the Isles of Silicon
>>221879331Edinburgh already is a financial hub so you’re not building anything from scratch just expanding. You can’t say why it wouldn’t work
>>221879375sonion im crine
>>221879369Travel companies too are seeing evidence that something changed during those few weeks of football.“The number of Germans visiting Edinburgh has increased by 156% year on year,” noted Mohit Joshi from travel company Skyscanner.“What’s fascinating is that the Scottish fans brought warmth, kindness, and humour to Germany - qualities that the locals truly admired.“This curiosity has sparked a growing interest in Scotland, reflected in the rising search queries.”Visit Scotland anticipates a clearer picture of the impact next year, but they say that searches in Germany for Scotland as a holiday destination surged by 57% during the tournament itself.
>>221879364As beloved around the world as the sound of bagpipes and the squelch of a haggis
mad how all it takes to ruin a man’s entire life is if he loses the genetic lottery and ends up with a small cock. i’d fucking kill myself
stop saying sonion
>>221879358Too based for this worldI had a crush on her in Nutty Professor
>>221879387
Irish, Welsh and Scottish incels just love to seethe about the English
blacked britain
>>221879407professional victims
>>221879405Now link it to the actually relevant thing we're talking about
ice cream wasn't sweet enough so added a tablespoon of sugar
>>221879323greng
I remember back in the glory days when we were in the EU. I was working often in the european mainland. In every office environment I was the ugliest fattest and most intellectually challenged bloke there. I was the clown rolled out for them to mock. I never felt to pathetic. I can only blame our culture and genes for this experience. When you say you are british abroad the women recoil. It's like the mark of Cain. Not much to be done about it either.
>The kiza arrived
>>221879417i did. i brought it back from your diversion to scottish football fans.
>221879433No one cares
>>221879372Speak for yourself. Me, my friends and family have always been warmly welcomed abroad wherever we went. This is obviously a you problem which doesn't surprise me since just based on your posts I can tell you're a nasty little runt of a person.
>>221879433next gimmick please mate
>>221879230she unironically is dating a black guy
>>221879201Dacia, the car company, is Romanian, although they are owned by Renault (French obviously). Dacia builds all their cars in Romania apparently, which probably provides some good jobs. I guess it's like Skoda, the Czech car company, being a budget brand for Volkswagen (they own Skoda).>>221879246My impression of Romania and Bulgaria is that big European companies (like car companies, but also food manufacturers, etc) are setting up factories in Romania and Bulgaria for the cheap labour.
>>221879442I didnt make any diversion
>>221879458probably because all white british people are ugly munters with evil small minds.
>>221879461think you need to refresh your memory of the dialogue then bud
Another blue shirt today but just your classic easy iron cotton jobbie from m&s was a bit chilly this morning for the linens
remember when Brendan Fraser did that interview with AOL
thinking about bird parker and crying
Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, no matter which social media it is, you can bet Adam will be scouring all day for pictures to post so he can try to convince people they're his
>>221879230>>221879458>>221879465All English posts
>>221879474frail 5'6 homosexual type shit
>>221879465Makes you worry about everyone else when British people had to build the modern world for them.
>>221879473Not the original poster, just showing Scottish fans were loved much more in Germany
most spaniards like ireland but don’t really like england, but its not like they actually care much. scotland is either a part of ireland or part of england depending on who you ask, wales is a mystery
Hey siri what does a commercial director actually do
We need more media that explores how british people are ugly evil and stupid. Like a netflix show so the current cultral zeitgeist can pick it up and dissect it. Perhaps it would be a way to move past this phase and change for the better.
we're here for yo mama
>>221879494cool mate, you made your irrelevant point. well done
>>221879488I'm at least 5'11 and 7/8ths of an inch
>>221879465she once said I looked handsome in my coat and even ran up to talk to me from across the yard but I was too incellious to make a move, so what you're saying may not really be true
>>221879497Spaniards mostly like you when you tell them you're Scottish
just saying, i wouldnt spend any time in a /scot/ or /wales/ thread but they all do in this one which de facto /eng/. well trained aren't they.
>>221879460yeah pretty much. but also stuff like tech, finance and hr. it's the same here.if you want cheaper workers but better quality, then do it in one of the poorer european countries. helps with lots of language work as well because so many people speak 2 or more languages.even tesco has their tech stuff done in poland.
>>221879506>"right so that is a perception based on lack of experience then">refutes this>reeeConcession accepted. Reply either directly or indirectly if you want the concession acceptance letter to be expedited.
2026... I am forgotten.
Australian football fans are even more popular in Germany than Scottish ones and this brings me immense national pride
>>221879525Half the posters here are from glasgow
my existence is an affront to godi will destroy this world
>>221879525It's natural subservience. All the referendums are a performative cope.
>>221879544sounds good
>>221879530your refutation was invalidated by my reply. try again
>>221879525we run the general
they're coming after the NEETs in the news
Five eighths of the way through the working week by my estimation
>>221879544Right well you're just asking for trouble saying that sort of thing
Is it the strange brythonic/germanic mix that creates people predisposed to being overweight, mentally stuntedand evil with assymetrical facial features and thin skin that ages at an accelerated rate?
>>221879556neetgods can't be beaten
>>221879451Cry on
i’ll fucking kill you
shes only gone and left me on read
>>221879556dont' watch the news so doesn't effect me
>>221879574Maybe she died while replying
They may take our lives but they will never take our bennies
Put the NEETs in the workhouses eating gruel
First they came fir the boat people and I said nothing because I want my country back.Then they came for the dolescums and again I said nothing because I pay for their benefits.And then they came for me...
Juno feet sex
>>221879587dont even joke about that lad I would be inconsolable
slit my fucking wrists on a cross i fucking hate god
Right here is the official /brit/ censushttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXV1YVyB
have you ever wondered what it's like to suck a willy? not in a gay way, just out of curiosity
bro thinks he's a jrpg antagonist
>>221879569how long do you reckon it’s gonna be before your mum walks in on you hanging from the ceiling
The proverbial 'lunch'
>>221879608probably got her pussy exploded by a bbc and is in the emergency room
name a positive british stereotype. there are none that are not no longer true or about as realistic as harry potter. now name a negative one. mad how the negative list is so huge. ask foreigners and it will all be negative: fat, ugly, stupid, bad teeth, balding, aging poorly, racist, evil, arrogant, insecure
Lovely old afternoon now so glad I'll be spending the rest of it in the office
>>221879615Fuck off gchqlad you evil ghoul
>>221879610cute post
>>221879633>insecureironic
>>221879630what made you wake up today and want to type those words out lad
>>221879629is that some picky bits
>>221879621bit mean, why would you say that?
>>221879630she doesn't find black fellas attractive, shes too pure for that
>>221879630you are ill
>>221879645i dont like myself sometimes
>>221879637Vegans will look at this and think "yummy picky bits for tea"
Mad how my missus never questions the cum stains I get on my clothes. Does she not know and just thinks it's food instead or does she know and is too ashamed to bring it up with me?
I will travel to Australia help find the missing cuties
picky bits cheesy michael
>>221879663You are an animal
anyone else sucked their own cock before? feels like something i wasn’t supposed to succeed at and it broke my brain slightly
>>221879663Why do you have cum stains on your clothes?
Alright guys I got warned for calling English people cunts not sure how that’s a warning but okay. I am officially apologising for calling English people cunts
>white girl decides to leave with black somalian muslim criminal>goes missingthe uk is hellhttps://x.com/mitfoid/status/2059693389944111261
>>221879629nigga eat like he want regular bowel movements smdh
>>221879663of course she knows mate, everybody knows what a cum stain looks and smells likeand yes I'm including your mum here, she absolutely knew what you were up to in your smelly bedroom
>>221879676No my willy far too small and my belly fat too rotund to even attempt it
britain. the laughingstock of europe. the bad guy in history. in the history books in the centuries to come we will be rightly reviled. it would be better to be forgotten entirely
>>221879643https://x.com/2osoK/status/1872171728740155740
When we were in the EU it was different. Continentals had a quiet admiration for us since they knew we were the big fish in a small pond. I would explore Spain, Italy, France and Germany with my friends by rail. Everyone accommodating me by speaking English.When I went on my Erasmus trip a year or so later, around the time we voted for Brexit, that all changed. The Europeans spoke German to one another to purposefully exclude me. When they did speak English, they only did so to question why I was even there. They said I was an 8/10 in London, which I took as a compliment. Later they revealed a London 8 roughly converts to a Barcelona 4. I was devastated.It was at that moment I realised Britain had made a mistake.
The EU is gay and jewish and anyone who defends it is a retard
not a pixel
new obsession for heatherpaedo is it?
>>221879676Once tried to cum on my own face but the post nut clarity caused time to slow down and I dodged it like Neo
>>221879692>The Europeans spoke German to one another to purposefully exclude me.scream did you get this from reddit?
>>221879721shriekjgn
i tasted my cum beforeit not nice
People have been very friendly to me when I've been abroad, and I am English
Saw a big spotty Great Dane
mad how our genes destroyed us. we were only ever good in the sytem we built around ourselves. now the world is in control all are shortcomings are so obvious. just fat ugly evi stupid blokes with faces that are assymetrical and paper thin sallow skin who couldn't organise a bum rape in a barracks
niggers from planet mars shaking their yellow dreadlocks
Absolutely nothing wrong with the taste of my cum
lots of demoralising posts rn
england if the sea level rose 80m
>>221879761Salty celt has been set off
>>221879757me when the NASA man asks what I've seen through the humble telescope
>>221879767it not right
you have to taste your own cum to see if you are healthy
>>221879749Mad how you have to pretend to be British to shit on the British because there is not a single race of people that seem better by comparison.
>>221879767Leftypol thinks this will actually happen
>>221879767thinking about all the ugly fat and evil people who would be wiped out by this. it would help our nations image
>>221879767inshallah
A child asked me if I wanted a lollyLittle shit Should have told him not to talk to strangers because we like killing and eating children
>>221879777birmingham would become the new capital of englandmake you think doesnt it
>>221879767shit nigga i am underwater
Rorke asking his mum to buy pineapple juice cause he heard it makes his cum taste better
>>221879648No mate and even if it were it would be called finger food or an assortment not "picky bits" you vile cretin
>>221879789(camera pans out to reveal everyone in the thread standing in ankle deep ocean water already)
>>221879767Why would it rise 80m? Might as well show a picture of the UK if it was hit by an asteroid
was about to have a chill ass late night coffee but my stomach doesnt feel too good
>>221879767imagine underwater lincoln cathedral kino
>>221879785I am british. I'm just not coping like everyone else. The fact you think it's implausible that I could be british is a symptom of everything wrong with our culture.
Rorkes da dying of heat stroke after it hits 15° in paisley
>>221879474incelwalk ahhh shadow
>>221879803fuckscram
picky bits are what I call my winnets
Little swim in the sewage run off perhaps
>>221879767>london underwaterif only
>>221879801doesn't even bare thinking about
>>221879818I think you've got OCD
>>221877030>>221877030
Not today trickster
Thing about the new old poster is he doesn't actually advertise it as the new so you can't really get angry at him
>>221879869>>221879869>>221879869
>>221879861Why would an asteroid hit? Might as well show a picture of the UK if sea levels had risen 80m
>>221879861need this mapped for my bollocks then carried out
>>221879861
