thicc edition
Might move to Thunder Bluff
>>221882635third!
>>221882635was a girl and a black guy my age lingering outside my flat and i stared her down and she held eye contact with me the whole time
Anyone watching the new season of virgin island?
svqagnas
>>221882632I use joytokey with an Xbox controller configured to adjust the volume with the triggers, move the mouse with the joystick, left click with A and pause with pause
any good horror fillums from the last 5 years?
screaming at this
>>221882688niggas fucking pulling out his controller and doing a fighting game combo to turn the volume up
>>221882698I like ready or not and ready or not 2 they're quite entertaining and the main girl is fit
>>221882706Got a link?
>>221882706looks pretty based honestly
>>221882688what no pussy does to a nigga
>>221882719https://x.com/A1P4CA/status/2059577603108028633
Your very own Portillo summer.
>>221882719Can get them on Amazon or eBay just type in Bluetooth mouse keyboard combo or something similar
on my 4th pint
calling for a ban on all jf flags making the new
>>221882698Gotta go back further. 10 years
>>221882730dont click on this its vile pooey gay porn
>>221882744Lucky sod, can't drink till Monday
I like plex I paid about £40 for a lifetime pass years ago don't know what that got me but it does the job
need a woman to shout at me
would you guys believe me if i told you i've a killed a man before?
one minute you lot are bragging about being incels because you use plex then suddenly you're all sexhavers the moment you realise you've been outdone
pulled my willy not so long ago
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWPN3QnAdo the brit fetish poll lads i want to see your strage fetishes
for me its jellyfin
>>221882776no
>>221882706Been using these for about 15 years now, the patrician choice. Absolutely refuse to get a smart TV since they all inevitably end up showing you adverts
vibrating at the exact resonant frequency of my house and shaking the building down
>>221882761that pass costs $749.99 now
>>221882777you can be a maladjusted freak who also occasionally has sex
Sam? You're not gonna like this. Ziggy says there's a 68% chance that this "rorke" character is now going to make that awful post on the internet, this /brit/ forum and... Well then you're stuck here.
Haha remember Brexit ladsGood times
biomass.biomass everywhere.
rorke's film skipping ahead becaus his bootleg xbox controller has stick drift
still waiting for the government to implement measures to assist young men with employment
>>221882770This would give me a boner, but it might be the tits
Anyone here any good at cryptic crosswords got one clue I just can't figure out?
screaming, wish our parties did this
>>221882793hi
>>221882770i have a mommy kink
>>221882688at what age did you accept you just were never getting sex and gave up
>>221882706may as well just buy a cock cage if you have that on your coffee table
>>221882837hi mate whats the clue x
>>221882793the reddit brothers out and about
>>221882717I'll give it a go cheers fella.>>221882748honourable mention x
>>221882823
>>221882818wonder what angela merkel is up to these days. probably driving buses full of BAMEs over the border
>>221882841i need to have sex!!!!!!!
>>22188284314
i like black gyals but i wouldnt call it a fetish, i dont prefer them to any other race
>>221882865legend
>>221882857
>>221882793sorry no VPN voters allowed
>>221882793Mine
a curated plex server can't be worse than a 'dodgy fire stick' surely
>>221882855The "consensual sex" thing was a 4chan meme years ago, but you don't know that because you're 5 minutes old
>>221882842hope you’re talking about actual grotty incest porn not contrived goth mommy tiktok faggot shit
>>221882852Black cat altered, Zulu war outpost (5)
>>221882793>leaves out bmwfinsecure ass timmy
>>221882905i am indeed talking about the former x
>>221882903Yh I remember people meming this on /b/ in the 00s
>>221882899isn't plex the same thing as a dodgy fire stick?
>>221882855you might not like hearing this but old 4chan memes inevitably loop around to being reddit
>>221882907ah yes good one mate good one
>>221882918
literally just spend my whole day arguing with random people in instagram comments wish I could get paid for this I’d be a millionaire
>>221882926w incest faps
>>221882770women with bobs make my willard go CRAZY
>>221882936no dodgy fire sticks are basically just fire sticks with an IPTV service
>>221882955yuhh xi want to fuck my cousinnnn haha jk
mad how americans do basically only post about interracial sex for some reason
>>221882903>>221882944
>>221882855one is clearly a meme but to me there's nothing sexier than two people looking deeply into each other's eyes as they make love. you can keep your scat and tranny porn you freak
Hampshire bros how do we respond? She fucking hates us
I once got 400,000 likes on a tiktok comment I made
lads is it "heads up" or "head's up"?
>>221882899I don't actually know what either of those are. Never needed more than qbittorrent and an external HDD and a projector connected to my pc. And yes the women don't complain when it takes me 10 minutes to download whatever film they want.
>>221882926good lad
>>221882936no plex is a self-hosted streaming service it plays files that you download and host on your own computerdodgy fire sticks are for streaming normal streaming service shit for free
any fruity mincing lad in
>>221882992depends who you're speaking to aha
>>221882992first because you aren't saying "head is up" or "the up which belongs to 'head'" are you
feel really fucking angry
>>221883010
i will destroy racism
>>221883005oh, what do you get with a plex subscription?
>>221883018what a language we choose to speak
>>221882995you didn't have to include the obvious lie at the end mate
Shame you can’t call things gay anymoreWoke took that from us
>>221882986should print it off and keep it around to look back on fondly
Listening to juice world
>>221882926Was a scary time when motherless went down but then it came back up and there was much rejoicing
>>221883037its back in style actually
>>221882971‘sheed
>>221883032ability to download files remotely, hardware transcoding, the ability to watch on other devices without paying a fee per devicebasically a load of shit that should be free but isn't because they have to make money
asking the girl 5 days in advance what movie she wants to watch so I can make sure to have it ready in the most seamless way possible then encountering a bug the night of and having a barely contained autistic meltdown as I troubleshoot the problem for 40 minutes insisting I'll get it working long after she's said not to worry about it as I've become fixated on solving the problem
>>221883035Okay it was one woman but it's true, she was quite happy to wait while I downloaded the dark crystal or whatever it was. And only a month or so later we were shagging.
turns out the answer is heads-up
>>221883078kahteem
>>221883032plex is free but with a subscription you get hardware transcoding, skipping intro/credits, downloading, remote streaming and some other quality of life shit that was worth it to me
>>221883089listen. i would.
>>221883089bro thats my abuela delete this shit
Head is up lads GCHQ monitor these threads so don't post any bomb threats with your name and other details attached
Jellyfin + Deluge + Sonarr + Jackett simple as.
>>221883089Genuinely gay if you wouldn't
>>221883089damn bruh i was eating
>>221883037I'm from Brighton area so have a lot of gays and theys in my friend adjacent group. Seems that if you say it and pretend you're under several layers of irony you can get a good laugh from them, but really I'm just using it in the derogatory 90s school way. It's my little secret.
>>221883037you can just not at work
free movies online on google.com simple
>>221882986I made a racist reel on instagram that got 500k views
>>221883089delightful
in this house we have 3 movies for shaggingSamsaraFrom Dusk Till DawnJumper
>>221883111de BOMB BLAST
>>221883089aunty what are you doing!!
might rewatch flushed away x
has anyone seen mousey latelygetting worried
>>221883135Views are easy to get likes are harder
mouses be like squeak lol
what went wrong with our youth
>>221883166no hope hes dead horrid nonce cretin
Look at these nerds thinking they're too good for vlc
been clicking dodgy magnet links and watching the mp4 files that appear in my download folder on vlc media player since i was like 14 and see no reason whatsoever to change anything about it
>>221883183nothings wrong with this. they need to stay in their containment zone (but ideally gone from the country)
>>221883183Apparently I live in the countryside. That's news to me
they really do look like german shepherd's mouths don't they
I got the ick once when a girl laughed out loud watching Madagascar whenever King Julian said anything
used to do the whole mpc player with codecs installed and it was no different to vanilla VLC.
>>221883194When I had a really shitty laptop I used to have to use mpc-hd for some things because trying to run VLC would explode my laptop, that was like 15 years ago
>>221883205been shagging zero birds since then and all
>>221882635She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
>>221883194vlc is pretty much the perfect software does exactly what it needs to just works nothing intrusive or annoying and has heaps of features for nerds but you dont need to use any of them
Got annoyed once because a girl invited me over to watch spirited away but then we had to shag in the middle of it and I had no idea what was going on and had been quite enjoying it
>>221883205switch to mpc-hc and save yourself 8 seconds of loading time per movie
I bummed a tranny in Ibiza
we need more taxpayer funded initiatives to get the mandem into the countrysideget them out there chopping down trees. Get it all chopped down. Get it all burned.
>>221883226I like to move it move it lol
>>221883267Sounds like a misfits song
>>221883249>Right click on literally any file ever created by computer or man >Open in VLC >It opens I remember fucking around with codecs on windows media player trying to get my limewire movie downloads playing in 2003
>>221882951im white
>>221883267sweaty pooey tranny arse
>>221883269this looks jokes drop the link lad
>>221883267alri skepta
>>221883235joke doesn’t even make sense when im doing my illegal downloading in the most normie way possible
>>221883249One of the few programs that can ask me if I'll let it update and I'll think "you know what? why not?"
>>221883277scasr
why do white guys seethe when they see other white guys enjoying bbc x white women porn?
>>221883194don't have vlc on my 77" OLED
>16c and rain all next weekwe're so fucking back
>>221883312normal people just pay for netflix mate
>>221883183My problem is with the guy in yellow going round telling the whole of London to come to the countryside
shunned reality me
If the government wanted young people to get jobs, they should never have given us all that taste of true freedom in the pandemic where people were free to spend most of their day doing things they enjoy instead of slaving away for the "elites".
>>221883323the most american post ever made
>>221883340>paying>to watch adverts It's like you're living in the 90s paying for Sky haha
Why does most of Britain have to be ugly? Why didn't they just build it to look good like York, Edinburgh, Oxford etc?
yank postersbrowndem in disguise
stuntpegg is so fitshes so tall too, which adds to her fitness rather than subtracting from it
>>221883362ktim except i've been doing it for 12 years so cant really blame covid haha x
>>221883269>fire on bear grassHate this, everytime you go to a beauty spot there's scorchmarks because some dickhead didn't consider that grass burns
>>221883371there's an ad free tier povvo
>>221883390
When I meet old immigrants who have been in Australia for longer than I've been alive I like to say to them "wow you've been here longer than I have" so they feel welcome and they seem to appreciate it. I meet them at work so it does happen somewhat often
>>221883183i made that webm 3 years ago lol
contrary to popular belief, Glasgow isn't the London of Scotland but rather Edinburgh is the London of Scotland
>>221883396In a nice countryside bit near me there's a bench that's got a big fucking burn mark on it because some retard tried to use one of those disposable bbqs on it. Makes me angry every time I see it.
>>221883417This WebM was particularly eye-opening. I don't see how we can have a country after this.
hairy asian muff
how does it make you guys feel that indie icon Faye Webster is a massive BBC slut. Does it surprise you?
>>221883375doesnt even make sense cuz jota also won the PL and was photographed holding it when he was 28
bit hot out there still
>>221883431dont think scotland has a london equivalent desu, london is too much all at once
>>221883396grass will regrow grandad who cares
>>221883431contrary to popular belief, yanks are a lower life form and shouldnt be sharing their opinions on the glorious nations of england or scotland
>>221883475It’s a joke nigga
>>221883474folk
>>221883405Well at that point you're just being jewed senseless by the corps. If you're too stupid to get it for free you can just admit it, like people that pay the halfords guys to change their windscreen wipers or headlight bulbs.
>>221883455parallel societies mate. the country is turning into a place where even hula hoops are profane and taboo. you must eat ethnic food.
rorke eating hula hoops like a bhenchod
>>221883487nah the mandem always salt the earth for good measure
>>221883487your hairline wont though lol
rorke upset about food being offered at parties that he will never attend
>>221883520sent that cunt fuh-lying
women are always initially interested in me but then go off me after a day of spending time with mei'm socially capable but i'm just a boring person with not much going on and not much to talk about. no mates either
actually lowkey looking forward to sleeping in a few mins, going to be comfy af in my bed and ill probably have a chill dream
>>221883336i bought new shorts and t-shirts yesterday so you've got me to thank for the weather going to shit again
>>221883500the joke doesnt make sense because jota also won the PL and was photographed holding it when he was 28
>>221883484Yeah i suppose>>221883488im not a yank thoughbeit
right well that's a picture of a penis
errrm
>>221883417Some expect free food, others appreciate it but expect to provide for themselves. Makes you think.
here's vinnie
>>221883520raped that antipodean gimp
>>221883575vinnie jones?
>>221883539the heat arouses leftypol
>>221883512>jewed senseless by the corpsit's a pittancegive it a rest you incredulous virgin
lisa crab dance lives rent free in my head
>>221883539rorke's 'bwc'
>>221883511does it make your lil willy hard?
nth for the gyaldem
>>221883594it makes mine hard tbfcan you post more images of her
>>221882635>thicc editionthink thiccness is going out of fashion among the femdem, they're all getting skinny again
Man's expecting rice and peas
what's Rorke's meal deal of choice then?
have a very distinctive memory of a nightmare I had as a kid watching from behind glass as aliens operated on my dad's penis and he cried a viscous yellow fluid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqSq-d1FBa0yell needs to blow up
smoking that purple martian weed
>>221883539
>>221883616unseasoned porridge made by a rotund ulsterman
any racist man who wants to have sexytimes with a woman in?
>>221883474i'd never heard of her before your post so i don't feel anything
>>221883564Notice the types of food too. One group expect light snacks to keep energy up to keep the party going and drinks flowing. The other expects multiple full meals.
>>221883609only because of ozempic, women are are just lazy whores
>>221883616
>>221883620Are you circumcised?
>>221883609It was only ever "in fashion" because they couldn't lose weight, but now kilamanjaro is out being skinny is back in because they can cheat their way to skinny now. That one /fit/post about women declaring themselves the new mountaintop remains ever true.
fat blokewith titswilly
>>221883630too soon lad
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAYI RAPED A NIGGER TODAY
>>221883620that happened to me too mate it was real
>>221883575hi Vinnie :D
best game ive played last few years is the last of us remastered what a banger of a game
>>221883671wouldn't use this for your tinder bio
>>221883663no
Mexican chud on BBC News
you battyclarts gonna watch this?
>>221883667>That one /fit/post about women declaring themselves the new mountaintopthat sounds vaguely familiar, what was it?
>>221883681Preferred the second desu
>>221883689I can't explain it then.
>>221883692they all look like that
saw a grey alien at the woolies self checkouts buying a roast chicken and dinner rolls
>>221883707what app/website are you using for this?
>>221883707course. love the worldy c me
>>221883575vin vinnawho got the key to my bimma
>>221883727send me some dimmies
>>221883707Yeah footballs coming home to Scotland
>>221883606sure, /mu/fags love her and it always makes them seethe when you remind them she quite literally BBC only
>>221883575Very rapeable cat
>>221883707mos def, 5am games will be pushing things tho
>>221883756how do you know she is bbc only
Well that's me almost sobered up, time to get back on the Stellas
>>221883720havent played that
>>221883575How old is your berg?
leftypol tentatively picking noodles with chopsticks out of his chinky boxrorke dumping everything on a plate and getting a fork
>>221883720second is pozzed wokeshit
>>221883707Hope the yanks get raped immediately
>>221883765wtf
>>221883776strange person
>>221883728https://www.live-footballontv.com/live-world-cup-football-on-tv.html
pulling vinnie's tailchasing vinnie up the stairs on all fours
too warm for catberg
>>221883809thanks umbunny xoxox
>>221883707The titans of Haiti vs the giants of Scotland
>>221883801horrid thing to say from a horrid little man
>>221883707Might watch the Scotland game and root against them. They do it every England game I want to see what the appeal is.
>>221883807who me
Dadberg is constantly appearing in my dreams and I 'ate the bastard and havent seen him in 4 years or so. Mother dearest is never in my dreams even show she is my favorite person on earth and I see plenty. Any reason for this?
>>221883747isnt this a child why do you keep posting this
>>221883771all her ex-boyfriends have been black, she's from atlanta, she also had an old tumblr about BBC (not even kidding)
scrvreeaming at that schizo yank woman that thinks disabled people are government spies sent out to stalk her and she confronts them on video firm in her beliefs despite the fact they're monged to oblivion
im only watching the world cup for the half time show
>>221883862>she also had an old tumblr about BBCmay i see it
>>221883799no noodles in rorkes chinese. chicken balls chips and salt and pepper chicken absolutely slathered in curry sauce, honey chicken if he's feeling exotic bosh
>>221881984cody needs us lads
>>221883868sounds quite sad desu
>>221883849i dont give a fuck nigga
shall be going to my mum's house for the first England game to hear her talk about her £2 free bet that might win £3.45 which will make her happy and also listen to my step-dad be racist when the browner looking players do something wrong
>>221883897sc
>>221883872innit
>>221883789just over a year this was him last May when i rescued him
These headlines about employment feel pretty big. NEET today's keyword. Mainstream outlets openly exploring the 'migrants taking all our jobs' talking point.
>>221883893>frequenting outer /int/behave
Colleagueberg sounding a tad bit racist. The carribean IT lad not taking it well.
>>221883840Well the appeal for us and the rest of the world is the English are obnoxious cunts who live in a shithole
wish I had the bollocks to find a girl I like and ask her out. in the past I've just left it to them to express interest and if someone does then I don't engage and I ignore them until they give up LOL
im channeling demonic forcesi will turn this pathetic world into a pile of ashes
>>221883934mad how at any given time there's some brown paki on a US or scandi flag making a thread specifically to whine about british people
>>221883931even the leaf government admitted this was happening lol, the state of starmer
>>221883931well it took them long enough
umhttps://youtu.be/Z2iVb5wn73k?t=2880
>>221883931umm, Rorke, racist much???
>>221883984>>221883985not like you can really ignore it is it? literally every service sector is full of mystery meat
>>221883931>exploring the ‘migrants taking our jobs’no they aren’t it’s being blamed on minimum wage and ainothing about migrants in these articles
>>221883925I didn't realise cats grew so fast. Crazy.
>>221883707yes ladevery single one of them
just been called the P slur :/
>>221884027paddy?
>>221883888Yeah you're right, definitely getting a chinese tomorrow and drinking several beers with it.
>>221884027pomegranate
liked it when we were in the EU and most our migrants were eastern europeans and medoids coming over to work but now its all mad as fuck somalians and afghanistanis
it changed him
>>221884027poo
>>221884047>>221884047>>221884047
>>221884027pigger
not watching football this year
It getting a bit nippy out x
>>221884051it altered him to an extent we are not currently advanced enough to analyse
tsk looks early that
>>221883986the fuck is the appeal of going to a palce like thisThe quantity of Indians/Pakistanis is fucking insane too
janny letting it slide. just this once
>>221883815no such thingcatberg yearns for the desert
>>221884081to say you wentpeople there don't do anything but mill about then leave
tomorrow may be the day
>>221883958That's hardly exclusive to the English. And not being funny but Scots aren't the nicest people ever.
>>221882635I love a fat, obese brapper but that is just too much, man.
>>221884013>Twenty-seven young migrants are hired for every BritishWere just talking about it on the radio
