Eva Green hates Hampshire peasants edition
Would love to lick her quivering slit
>>221884047baffling edition
im turning into a black nigger
eva green's big tits
>>221884047nth for the baddiedem
>>221884096lol
>61 years oldinsane
just saw a racist post, here, on /brit/
Honestly consider all white women as OWNED and POSSESED by THE BBC until proven wrong and let me tell you i am very rarely wrong
need to solve the issues affecting my mongo life
>>221884047saw her in this james bond movie recentlyhe stuck his finger in her mouth then later she died in a cage underwater
>>221884102not even baddiedem but whatevs
>>221884096>turning into
>>221884102pls do not include nora and nico with the mongy retards you usually call the baddiedem
there is dark energy coming out of my body
>>221884047has a very regal and elegant look to her whilst still being hot as fuck
The amount of clueless retards on this thread that have no idea why certain activities are popular is really quite shocking. >Why do people go on holiday >Why do people go to festivals >Why do people go to the beach And then you get the other clueless retards being like>They do it for social media>They do it because they're told it's fun Mad how many of you shut in freaks have zero life experience and can't understand that most people want to be around other people
was that it? those were all the zingers?
might watch obsession
Meltdown
what affliction is this?
In the garden idly fondling my semi erect dingdong listening to the sounds of life in the streets around me
>>221884179Faggot
>>221884182quite ominous
saw a grey alien driving the bus
>>221884175watch it on x2 speed it’s mid
>>221884192bullshit
writhing and convulsing on my bedroom floor while a strange corrosive substance leaks out of my mouth
>>221884179Chronic online gimp freak syndrome
feel like shit just want the good old days back
>>221884167got all the answers do you? proper keyed in are you?
>>221884192that nigga paul still out here
>>221884167Rorke won't like this truth nuke
would you marry a leng paki girl?
i'm the predator
>>221884179the official term is reddit bisexual
>>221884167i fully understand not liking those things, but it's the cope that people who do enjoy them are just pretending which is a bit pathetic to me
>>221884216One day THESE will be the good old days
>cotswolds>peak district>bournemouth beach>every square inch of london>the rural footpaths of scotlandgetting a bit fatigued desu lads
>>221884205he did too he pointed his long glowing finger and went BRLAGABGBRB when i tried to get on without paying
irish going on a melty on twitter over the term 'british isles' odd people
>>221884252did you have a go on his arse?
>>221884248They’re fucking everywhere.
got no clue what to wank to now that every porn site rqeuires verification need to find some obscure site with amateur vids but honestly i dont feel like sifting through whatevere weird stuff is on there to find a normal vidand google suppresses them from the search results
>>221884261screaming at this
>>221884256the eternal irish melty
>>221884264in more ways than 1
pure and utter pwnage
yea pretty awesome how the government made wanking illegal for no reason
>>221884256fascinatingcan you tell us more about what's going on on social media
>>221884266It's studio stuff but Premiumporn .org has all the kino that's hard to find like gdp
incest porn should not be illegal
ftm i haven't spoken to since uni hit me up asking if i can sort marijuana drugs
>>221884293*lunges at you*
smashing up caterpillers with a hammer
>>2218842964chan is social media and i just shared an amusing thing i see happening on twitter <3
>>221884261what a thing to say
>>221884266Download tor browser. Not even an um thing because you can use it as a free VPN/proxy for the clearnet and it’s much faster than it used to be a decade ago.
>>221884302cant wank to studio porn its too weird
>>221884312>ftm
>>221884266x (formerly twiter) is lowkirkuienly good
henrys family have urged rorke to stop monging out they’ve apologised now he just needs to drop it and not look back in anger
>>221884312ever fucked him up the arse?
gurgling golf balls
>>221884350unc gimmick
Outfit of the day
>>221884340you gotta verify on that
>>221884363i dont
>>221884359will she ever cease her larping
>>221884346negative
>>221884138nora cops soogs aesthetics and both nora and nico are yuri and yaoi brainrotted. don't give those tings too much credit. baddiedem clears still
>>221884266simpcity.cryou're welcome
>>221884359JAMMY DODGERS GET IN LAD
>>221884358i'm a yn but i honor the old ways
>>221884375GET. IT. DONE.
Non-Muslims, be honest for once: Why do you REJECT Islam when it’s the only true religion? Why the hate for our Prophet Muhammad? Are you scared of the truth?
>>221884372your a rapist
>>221884359state of those shoesgrow up
>>221884379they aresn't letting browsers create new accounts, I can't even log into mine cause I signed up via yahoo and that mode of login in got canned
possibly the greatest gay greentext of all time
>>221884377This posts reads like the brutal mogging webm with the future alien types
going to have a gin and tonic and fire up the ol' barbeque
how does hair know when to stop growing like your pubes only go a certain length
>>221884434Genes I guess, the same reason why every feature of you exists
Anyone on here wanna grill out and get high? I am sorry but after a hard work I like to eat steak and smoke some good shit
>>221884377how can you be a literal unironic simp for onlyfans whoresget a grip man
>>221884359imagine taking a walk through the woods alone and... you see this.... just waiting there.....
Car has been at mechanicbergs since this morning and yet to hear from them, not a good sign
>>221884451yeah mate. i'll be over in 30 mins
screaming
>>221884266Back to the clothing catalogues like the old days pal
police just been at my door because I called someone with an Israeli flag on Twitter a babykiller not even lying
>>221884429>anime picture>ahh im not gaycome on, buddy
>>221884450congealed out of a bubbling pit of tar me
Any New Balance enjoyers in?Just treated myself to a pair of 740s in black
>>221884458thats a gray alian
>>221884429image and first meme arrow contradict themselves methinks
if you've never wanked to trannies that's on you. missing out.
>>221884377>soogsugly prostitute with a clapped fanny btw
imagine covering gyaldemmong in dough and forcing him into a pizza oven for 2 minutes both sides
>>221884466Nah honestly tickets to the UK are cheap as fuck sadly I have to fly into London I might stay in a hostel to see the city and maybe beat up some road men
Don't like travelling. I'm fine being in my incel cave by myself quite frankly.
>>221884479slithered out of a peat bog as a tadpole me
Webms aren't loading for me any more this is absolutely ruining my whole experience
>>221884337She secretly loves the attention and wishes it would happen, shame the poster was a grotty shut in incel who never leaves his bedroom
>>221884405>it’s the only true religionEvery religion says this. Not every religion encourages murder, terrorism, rape, pedophilia etc. Things that are incompatible with basic humanity.Islam says Muhammad flew to the moon on a donkey and split the moon in half or something (correct me if I'm wrong). That's obviously not true. The only evidence for anything in the Koran is that it was written down. It's no more plausible than any other book.
>>221884493why does he post them all the time?
>>221884409so the fuck what nigga
I wonder if my Scottish and Irish neighbors are ashamed of me because i work blue collar shit and get high everyday
>>221884495Come to Scotland so I can bum you
Got the aircon hot. Not that hot but the humidity is unpleasant. Aircon on, cozyness in. Might get a takeaway. Yes I am on PIP.
>>221884429well thats hot
>>221884524mental illness. he's basically the same as emmayank.
>>221884493amount of fat being melted down would cause the entire block to go up in flames lol
>>221884551id shove you into the biomass incinerator
Searching for posts that contain ‘baddiedem’. 2140 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘gyaldem’. Returning only first 5000 of 5077 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘holodem’. 1128 results found.thats just on int
looked at a police helicopter circling my house with binoculars and it was being flown by a grey alien
>>221884222
>>221884549You better buy me dinner I am not a cheap whore
>>221884514
>>221884574OCD can ruin lives
>>221884574genuinely mental
got potato smileys for tea
captured a bunyip in the bush but the government took it off me
>>221884569Shame that you're a fellow grotty neet that won't do shit
>>221884405genuinely love muslim apologetics for how utterly mong brained it always is
>>221884608did you get to shag it first at least
>>221884455my post was the opposite of simping>>221884488you wank to trannies>>221884493fruity ahh nigga>>221884567I'm of healthy bmi
>>221884520No religion has had its truth proven. Embrace the rational position: agnosticism.
>>221884574sacreamigm
>>221884618just finished my workday palnow get in the fucking material entry point
>>221884581
>>221884627you are upset!
remember that film speak no evil? that was quite good wasn't it
>>221884641Shan't, chinese or pizza? What would you get?
>>221884622it raped me
>>221884377you are subhuman
love cheese
>>221884632Already did mate.
my eyes are black and red
>>221884422brutal man, this website is the best porn site/forum on the planet, every single thot is on here
>>221884551what takeaway lad? (im hungry)
Remember in the olden days when tim was living in Marlow and thinking the dentist next door had it out for him and one time he got a picture of 190 sent to him my mail haha.
bloated mong index? theres a healthy bloated mong? doubt it
arranging to meet for drinks with my mates and they make it so bloody difficultjust fucking agree on a time and place they take fucking 5 hours to respond then only at the last minute they will sayit's obviously because they are arranging plans with other people and i am secondary in preference
35 mins into this Ready Or Not horror film but not feeling itI get it, they play hide and seek for real, the rich family tries to kill her, presumably she exacts revenge on them and survives. Just not feeling it. Not interested in it since I can already tell what will happen.
might go see the backrooms
>>221884473The important thing is that they're solving the real crimes. I would rather a million shoplifters and gangbangers and innacity stabbers go free than allow one person to disparage israel online. Srsly you best be careful from now on they'll be watching you
>>221884650The Richard Pryor Gene Wilder one? Very good
Had my PIP claim accepted last week so yeah get in. Maximum PIP for me, I'm bipolar you see x
weird how me and my brother had different upbringings despite living in the same house
>>221884683you’ll be getting backSHOTS gay boy!
>>221884677Thinking chinese, maybe pizza. Cheap kebab place but it's not that nice. Got a few frozen za's and some chilli cheese bites though. Might get them.
>>221884682none of that horror slop is worth watching, they pump it out because its guaranteed to make money in cinemas off a small budget
>>221884708... :/
Shoutout to the latin american niggas who go into the cinema and record every single new film so they can upload it onlineReal ass niggas x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4HOLLYmuthafukin'DEMMIES
>>221884588Rebooted phoneberg and we're back in action
If I go to Britian I want a nice stout and the biggest thing of lamb chops
im hiding under a bridge
Does anyone want to way Backrooms with me in the cinema tomorrow because I really want to watch it but I simply cannot go to the cinema by myself that’s embarrassing. I live in Crewe :)
PIP boasting just doesn't get the reaction it used to. Sad times.
>>221884750you are lard
nigga i'm not watching zog
>>221884765Probably because the majority of us are on PIP, meaning we won the war.
>>221884759>live in CreweMy condolences lad, don't forget there's always suicide as an option
cringiest thing i ever did was sneak onto my brother's MSN messenger and talk to his gf while pretending to be him but i was like 12 so it's whatever
Morning team just woke up. Having a energy drink start the day off right
>>221884690no i meant the danish one that came out in 2022
>>221884650prefer touch of evil (1958)
>>221884788haha you little monster
>>221884664Good to hear it, Diego won't be pleased
>>221884743BIG UP THE SHOOTERS ACTIVE ON ROAD STILL xx
>>221884801TROOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Cracked exhaust pipe on carberg, needs to get a new one fresh off nissan. Looming continues.
>>221884788When I was that age I signed up my teacher to grandma porn and he ended up the link in class In highschool I caught my teacher looking at porn so he let me get away with anything as long as it was within reason
>>221884788um that’s rape mate
>>221884802No never seen it. Never even heard of it.
cringiest thing I ever saw was my cousin getting dumped by his habbo gfshe said "I never wanna see your face again" and he typed a sad face and put a paper bag over his lil niggas head
Joining dogberg in barking at the fit parcel delivery girl doing her rounds
>>221884841oh ok then
leaving a dried turd in the time capsule for posterity’s sake
I lost my virginity to my second cousin we fucked in the shower at a resort in key West
Based John Major
Once shot a wasp clean in half with a bb gun.
26 with my heavy backpack on after a long day of toil ain't no jokeDefinitely a pesto pasta for tea sort of evening
>>221884099I've sucked the lot
>>221884817Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
>>221884877yeah? how long did it take for him to cum?
bit bratty isnt he
>>221884883You should have picky bits, you've earned it :)
>>221884877:/
>>221884877it is what it is
>>221884897bratty bellingham... he's upset because he's got a bit of sauce on his collar...
what about the whistl warehouse in Wigan
>>221884857*howls*
>>221884893:(I love troons
Taking speed to get my muscles tensed up and ready and muscle relaxers to calm them down and bring me back to zero
>>221884787Where are you from then
>>221884883grown ass man wearing a backpack :skull:
>>221884897is that michelle obama?
>>221884902What is picky bits?>>221884923I'm a woman, not a "troon"
I hear the ice cream van. Where was this cunt on Monday
>>221884902Pick your fucking brains out of the bin you cretin
>>221884934Prefer not to say
sacked tranny makes a lot of "your dad" jokes for someone whose dad is dead
>>221884914oh how did it end up there…
>>221884883Alri Aisha
>>221884937I wear a rucksack whenever I go out. I have two, a work rucksack (Under Armour brand) and a non-work rucksack (dakine brand). I say rucksack and not backpack too backpack sounds silly imo
>>221883709Something along the lines of "when men see a mountain, they want to climb it and conquer it. when women see a mountain, they just stick their flag wherever they're standing and declare it the new mountaintop instead."
Slapped a mosquito while it was in the process of raping my leg with it's dirty proboscis last night and now the bite site has got infected. Glad I killed the fucker but wish it had vomited all its guts into my bloodstream in the process
>>221884895Well she didn't cum but I lasted like 12 seconds and she made fun of me
>>221884981you've also got a ballsack
>>221884994sc
Should I start playing golf?
>>221884981You are a beautiful troon and I'd like to meet you if that's possible and okay with you
>>221885006start sucking the golfballs in protest of woke
the boys should've done frenchie's scene like this
>>221884994
nothing makes me feel more utterly suicidal than seeing some young lad out and about with his girlfriend enjoying something i missed out on and will never attaini want to throw up
>>221884974He was slurping down his spaghetti last night, greedy guts x
… still soaking up the heat wearing my excellent glasses now watching french open tennis on my iPhone via euro sport outside home … - then my physio came along and I spent most of the day outside
went out to shop and still feeling it from weed edibles before so the shopping trip felt like 2 hours and it was jam-packed so I felt really annoyed at all the migrant kids running around
Confucius, he says: man who learns to eat 4kg of food in 30 minutes never pay for meal againAnd I think what he was referring to there was the tradition of pub food challenges saying if you finish it in one go it's free.
>>221885036first panel, inside the collar
>>221884991britain doesn't have mosquitoes this isnt equatorial Africa
want to fuck an early 00s emo with massive tits and a pierced lip
Cheeky repost of my rabbit mates from this morning No doubt half you layabouts were still asleep
>>221885048I like to imagine in a parallel world Tim Byrne is known as one of the greatest TV and film stars of all time
>>221884991misquitos dont exst in the uk you dolt
>>221885048How does he afford things?
Man life is excruciating without booze. Been a month
>>221885076wasn't checking birt this morning as I have a life you see
Good afternoon /brit/!
>>221885088pip
>>221885036i dont get it, is he implying jango was a nonce? he raised him like a sonbizarre
>>221885066mosquitos were breeding in my hand broom pan I left outside over the summer. the still water didn't evaporate
rorke has been shadow nerfed
>>221885096Life in the morning but not in the evening is it?
>>221885093you just forgot how rough hangovers are
>>221885103this woman needs a shag
i would lowkey like to stick my penis in a womans vagina hole
autist in work claims to have got a doctor (assume its one of those dodge ones online) to write him a note that the texture of the carpet in toil impacts him and he should work from homelooking forward to toilbergs reaction
>>221885123from whom?
>>221885123she needs to bash my bollocks with that bat
Genuinely too hotShould have got the train home
>>221885076Yeah I missed that pic thanks for the repost. My bro used to shoot these little cunts for farmers. Their burrows are a danger to horse and cattle you see.
>summer>hear motorbikes riding fast>wish endlessly that they dieThis is my summer gimmick
>>221885115...yh
hate hangovers as much as everyone elsestill love getting absolutely spasticated on gin after work on a friday and being racist here though
>>221885048elton farted on his chest
>>221885126Nabbed myself a lovely new chair by claiming the one provided was bad for my posture
>>221885112that's the joke yeahstonetoss is weird
>>221885149oddly enough the only thing that tripped me up was "3 food"
>>221885128from a white English lad, like me>>221885136cor
>went to quite a fancy primary school>went to a chav/wog infested secondary>in Primary, our headteacher chastised us if we ever started a sentence with the words "um", "well" or "basically". It was practically beaten out of us so successfully that none of us spoke like that by the time secondary came round. Also no chewing with our mouths open and no eblows on the table.As you can imagine by the time we got to secondary we were quite appalled at how the animals from the other primary schools behaved.Will always be grateful for that primary desu.
>>221885147Don't farm cattleProblem solved
>>221885147should exterminate the farmers and your gypo brother instead
show short should shorts be? got some new ones and they're above my knee especially when i sit downfeel like a slut
>>221885165i got one because i was a little large and broke my assigned one
>>221885172Pronounce it in that disgusting underclass way where "th" becomes "f".
>>2218851877 inches
might finna rewatch the michael jordan Last Dance documentary that was some good shit mang
>>221885176my primary school was cosy and based while the secondary was chav and wog infested and decidedly uncosy
>>221885066>>221885084Do you two live in an urban hellhole or something? What the fuck do you think is drinking my blood?
I almost got arrested for throwing a full beer can at someone I hated
>>221885176yet in the end still ended up hereprobably not worth reminiscing about at this point
>>221885176Your primary school teacher sounds like they get a kick out of abusing children
>>221885158don't enjoy it like I used to. love waking up refreshed with a clear head and just feeling physically primed for the day. even if I have just a bottle of wine and a few 'skys now I still feel groggy so don't bother boozing unless I'm going out now
mad to think short length must be a consideration for bbc havers to avoid their juicy pythons slipping out as they sit down
>>221885149surely switching the keyboard over to numbers just to type 3 instead of free isnt faster
>>221884405not big on those desert tales me
Is a bald head worth it in the heat or is the risk of head cancer to great?
>>221885181>>221885182You don't eat beef or lamb or owt like that then? I do. I'd eat the rabbits as well but it's shite meat innit. Straight in the bin.
>>221885236she's illiterate mate
>>221885103corrrr emoli
>>221885187Depends on your vibe
bad day to be a golden kiwi with the skin on
BPCR
going to disadvantaged areas of the country and teaching the wogs there to make the th sound
what can we do
>>221885187dons don't wear shorts
wow
>>221885251No I don't consume flesh because it's cruel and unnecessary and the fields should belong to the rabbits
>>221885187on girls they should practically be pants and show camel toe. on men they should be the length of trousers
>>221885291and im proud to be an americanwhere at least i know im free
>>221885187got soem linen ones that are about halfway up my thigh and if I walk up a hill they ride up and I'm pretty sure they're basically like hot pants and it's exhilarating
rorke doing the horny dance
>>221885291screaming
that was weird :(
>>221885293oh shut up leftypol grow up will you
>>221885289Asked in a chat window for advice with something for toil like that was actually importantAI fella came back and game me complete bollocks information so I asked it again and it came back a second time with a completely different answerI despair
>>221885293You hate horses and want to see their legs snapped by rabbit burrows. At which point they'll die slowly in agony. Okay psycho.
Having steak bakes for tea
>>221885361how many
>>221885149Fucking kek that's what my estate's facebook page is like
>>221885378>>221885378
>>2218853722
>>2218853723
>>221885343how long will my parcel from Belgium take to reach the uk
viedy on his hands and knees, why couldnt it have been him? he screams, he cries
just seen a pair of lesbians holding hands
>>221884167Ironically, you sound like the mutant with one arm in the land of the armless, like you figured this out yesterday and now think you're better than us.
