going to sleep edish
>>221885378good edish
i have a willyyou have a bumcan i make it aaanymore ObViOuS
Rorke didn't call for Boris to resign over the Boriswave of immigrantsStarmer has reduced immigration to the lowest number in almost 20 years, but Rorke wants Starmer to resign...because of the Boriswave of immigrants
>>221885358Horses have been getting their legs broken by rabbit burrows forever and a day it's simply part of natureHumans pumping hormones into cows from the day they're born so they can eat them is not part of nature
>>221885345Funny enough the one and only time I've eaten rabbit was in Spain. It wasn't that bad. Stewed. Grandads spanish mate made it and left half a ribcage in my bowl. When he left the room grandad said it was cat haha
why is it not called the devil wears balenciaga
I'll tell you right now I am sweaty bettie
>>221885378nini lad
>>221885434cause he wears prada
nth for the holodem
>>221885428I'm not pumping hormones into them. Not a fan of that. They are made out of food though and you'd be a fool to deny it.
>>221885409you have a bum too. and i also have a willy. so it's not obvious in the slightest. in fact it's a quite convoluted rigamarole
and my pradas look like tom fords >.<
>>221885462You're made out of food let's eat you
I heard you have 1,000,000 NEETs
>>221885452are any of the new ones young like 18 year olds just wondering
>>221885426what's he doing about the boriswave of immigrants then? deporting them is he?
>>221885474I'm 1 of them
what iptv do you lot use?
>>221885451but didnt you see that stuff about balenciaga satanic imagery a few months ago
>>221885466I bought a pair of New Balance 740s
>>221885464didn't even consider my own bum, much less your willy. fair point.
>>221885490i dont cos i've never found one that is both reliable and not locked to residential IPs only
>>221885471Try it mate I'd put you down like a rabbit that's threatening my herd
I need a fillum to watch now that that Ready Or Not one was a bust
>>221885490I can't remember officer
no drinking for me today
>>221885486Deport people for entering legally?
>>221885499when will science make it that 2 men can shag each others bums at the same time
>>221885528hunt for red october
>>221885517You wouldn't do shit worzel gummidge
>>221885542fucking um
>>221885490i just use adblock and one of they streaming sites from the FMHY list
>>221885528The Edge (1997)
>>221885531No deport people now we've realised that we made a mistake and need to adjust thingsA student visa is not a right to stay here indefinitelyIf the situation of the host country changes you have every right to be deported
>>221885531they can deport any immigrant they like they're the government
>>221885528after hours (1985)
just seen an illegal post
Some plants smell like semen
>>221885528Idiocracy although granted it's more of a documentary than a film
Business idea: harness wind energy but don't convert it into electricity or heat energy. Just directly transmit wind energy to homes. >giant fan rotates outside because of wind>connected fans in 100 houses also rotate Any angel investors?
imagine dating a girl and she's the one to bring out the HDMI cable to watch a kino
>>221885564>>221885570But my point is Starmer gets blamed for the Boriswave as if it's the Starmerwave
how come empires don’t exist anymore like no country is travelling the world invading countries and taking them over
>>221885589it's fine
>>221885612he gets blamed for not reversing itthe tory party is already dead
>>221885616Trump is trying to but it's going about as well as Germany trying to colonize Africa
>>221885612yes the government should be committed to fixing mistakes, even if theyre made by other people. if they dont, theyre just as culpable. hope that helps
>this was someone's sonmight not be true soon as the parents can decide before the birth that their child is trans
money got me spellbound~
>>221885616America won using reserve currency or banking or something
>>221885596In what way is it a documentary
>>221885528beau travail
>>221885605id be up there like a rat up a drainpipe
>>221885616China is still at it, just slowly
>>221885605I'd set up a media server running jellyfin for her instead
the money got different
>>221885641I wish the public had this mentality whenever a Rorke government is in charge but apparently they are given 10x more leniency
need that little iranian doctor from my 600lb life to put me on a calorie controlled diet
>>221885656rats can't climb drainpipes you're thinking of spiders
>>221885528Going to watch The Beekeeper tonightWatched saaho last night (mid af)Some nigerians on twitter make short summaries of random movies, I just stream whatever seems watchable on playimdb
Can you give yourself schizophrenia? Tim looks like he has a comfy life.
>>221885682i'd have my erect penis in her vagina extremely fast, i mean
>>221885493What's interesting about that
Would anyone like to purchase my newly purchased first home on a busy main road?
>>221885616american empirefrance still have an empire in africa, too
>>221885483I dunno, they did seem on the younger going by their pre-intro stream giggling. Maybe straight out of uni, no older than early 20s
A rat could definitely climb a drainpipe in a pinch
>>221885405his videos remind me of my own time in mental hospital, glad that shit is over. even if i have to take drugs to stay out of that place, i will do it.
>>221885696it's very easy for him isn't itI don't get to watch sky sports and drink beer all day
>>221885713where
>>221885655unfortunately I've already watched the Like Stories Of Old video on that film, without having seen the film, so I've spoiled it for myselfbut it does seem like a good movie
>>221885605My flat is not made for entertaining, I have no sofa nor a table and chairs. If she brought the hdmi cable to mine she'd probably hang herself with it.
>>221885674>they are given 10x more leniencytheir actions killed the party mateyou're fighting ghosts
was the only one in my shared office in toil yesterday and poured some voddy into an open can of coke to round out the daycame within about 10 seconds of hrberg in the office next door seeing me and was convinced she did was absolutely shitting myself coming in today but nothing was said so think i dodged a big bullet
parlour game idea: musical chairs but with little thrones. I call it The Game of Thrones
>>221885727Favourite part of the mental hospital?
>>221885616they figured out how to just exploit them with unequal trade relations instead . much too expensive to actually own their country
Employed Woman hasn't posted since he said his minge was sweating in the heat. I'm worried
>>221885748After 14 years in charge. People have been calling for Starmer's head 2 days after the election
>>221885747Do you not have any furniture?
he is ‘a naughty boy’, a naughty Jew-boy, covered with ink, pulling a long nose as the world kicks his bottom; a sweet imp, pure and giggling.
>>221885752think you might have a problem, regardless if shes seen you
labubu? why dont you touch a boob, la
>>221885736a busy A road
>>221885771I have a bookcase in there, I just live in my office.
everything i needed to learn about britain i learned from daily mirror
Sometimes I'll lose my rag and have a massive spergo, and it acts like a big reset of my mental state and then I'm well regulated for a couple monthsDue for one I reckon
>>221885786i've done this beforeHIGHLY recommend
>>221885723no worries. i'd probably have to ask /jp/ or holotower but don't want to go there
>>221885801seen a picture of her with poo on her belly
>>221885794whereabouts in the country you one-dimensional dolly
… supper time - wearing my excellent glasses now watching live french open tennis on my television via euro sport in home …
watching the ijenz video she has the big bobs who make my willy hard
>>221885786lalalabubu
>>221885801no way she hasn't woken up to big harvs bbc hanging out the back of her at some point
>>221885769obviouslyno one liked the labour party or starmer last election, they won because tories imploded
>>221885827It's in the UK. I'll accept 180k
>>221885840seek help nigga
>>221885822proofs??
>>221885828>>221885863kek, amazing posts
>>221885863gluttonous oaf
was going to rate all the zingers in this thread but they've all been terrible so I shan't bother
>>221885828>>221885863what happened to his face
>>221885880s
>>221885813the split was woke nonsense
Gay people are gay
>>221885884this is a rating
>>221885868it'll be posted at some point you seeI don't have it saved on my computer because it makes me feel ill looking at it
do zoomers still eat liver and mash my nephew wont touch it and he doesn't like trifle either
i bought a nice flat for 140,000 . thinking of selling and buying a shit one for for 50k and using the excess cash to travel
he is ‘a naughty boy’, a naughty Jew-boy, covered with ink, pulling a long nose as the world kicks his bottom; a sweet imp, pure and giggling. his eyes go crossed and a red wagging tongue drags over his red cherry lips, the hairs of his head stand on end, and his toes curl as he kicks his thin legs. his boney fingers grope his long purple nipples and a strange plaintive moan escapes from his vocal chords
>>221885909No zoomers are yanks now and have their limited palate, they hate liquorice, black pudding, anything that isn't chicken tendies.
actually quite a pleasant temperature in my flatquick change of boxers and i think the jobs a goodun
>>221885828mad how the human body is a prison that starts collapsing 40% of the way through your life and you just have to deal with itmeanwhile catberg is spry and healthy until hes 12 then he just dies in a week
Been with the missus for 14 years and have started to run out of things to talk about. If we're out for a meal we don't really talk about much but not in a bad way, it's just comfortable silence
>>221885840
>>221885917you'll regret it. anything you get for 50 grand is going to be in scum city where you'll mingle daily with its inhabitants
just seen poo jordan
>>221885909I was born in 1997 and eat beef liver most days
>>221885945100 year olds are climbing mt fuji matethat only happens if you're sedentary
right
>>221885956fucking hell. the birth ripped her in halfalso whose poo is it
>>221885956OH MY DAYS
>>221885956if there wasn't any poo there i would shag her rotten
lush that
>>221885956grim for a massive number of reasons
>>221885983>once theysquealing hows that working out for you right now rabbi
>>221885979doot doot mother effer
>>221885983please dont wait any longer
>>221885966Rorke on the left. The ting changed him
EEE!!
>>221885983wtf I love jews now
you are chinese and in a wheelchair
>>221885991mad how she can have a baby that size and still have a pristine fanny. medical science is miraculous
sometimes you reach los angeles levels of visual dystopia over there
was 22 before my parents left me at home alone while they went on holiday for a few days
>>221885986big harv's
janny taking no prisoners
double heemage
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>221885956big harv on a mad one
>>221886020tummy police
>>221886043bet you had some mad wanks when they finally left you alone
>>221886044why would she let her son poo on her
>>221886065for the love of the game nigga
>>221886065toilet emergency
>>221886065hows she gonna stop him
When did it become acceptable to be a rabbit hugging farmer hating meat eschewing soft handed freak then?Is this the result of woke gone mad perhaps?
2 things janny is firmly againstpoo naked women and antisemitism
>>221885758electrical sockets in my room so i could use my laptop to prevent boredom. but also some of the other patients were cool, i played card games and chess with them.
>>221885976I live a sedentary lifestyle and could stand on that mountain banging every 100 year old Japanese fella that shows up flying into shinjuku unless they know karate or judo. I think his point stands
>>221885727What are mental hospitals like in the UK? What did they do that made it unbearable?
>>221886099They're absolutely mental
>>221886065woke made her do it.
Why is all pop culture these days so battycoded?
>>221886094no you couldn't you get out of breath climbing the stairs to your smelly childhood bedroom
>>221886099
mental how thoughts
wearing my cunty boots to FSS in 2 weeks
first time i went on holiday just my parents and no siblings i had a hotel room to myself i would take off all my clothes the second i entered the room and wank furiously all night and all morning some times in front of the window. before that i remember going to a caravan park and surreptitiously trying to walk around with my dick out trying to find a quiet place to wank
>>221886029dark web steroid injections in those atrophied legs
>>221886064surprised i wasnt arrested
for me? well its poop culture
>>221885378Is a fish and chips shop referred to as a chippo or a chippie? Could've sword I've heard both terms, or do they refer to different things?
I don't love my first home :(
>>221886132whats fss
>>221886148chippiechippo sounds like some aussie wank
>>221886083looks too small for harvobviously a partner. she doesnt do incest stuff. harv is innocent
step on my neck
>>221886136were your parents next door? what if they heard your wank moans?
>A man hit and killed by a train had escaped from a custody vehicle travelling from a police station to court, police said.
>>221886124Get the fresh KKK hood rorke lad it'll suit you
>>221886171im quiet because im diffident and introverted which is the reason why i was so desperate to wank because i couldn't get a gf
>>221886191
anyone else in here a particularly vocal masturbator? moans and groans etc? I cant help it at all it just comes out of me
I've only ever seen the version where the jobby on Katie Price' chest has been cut out in photoshop and replaced with a small poo-shaped Bradley.
>>221886029not sure whos been feeding you info but im not
>>221886124who is this man
Need her to do me bollocks in
>>221886207no im not a homosexual
>>221886136>on holiday in Spain when I was young, having a swim>a woman gets in the pool, takes her top off for some reason>massive tits hanging out as she swims round>have goggles on, swim around underwater looking up at her tits>have to get out of the pool>I'm rock solid>my towel is on a chair miles away>have to sprint from the pool to the chair at full mastNo idea if anyone saw
>>221886207thats part and parcel of being a homosexual
>>221886157The Five Star Stories (Japanese: ファイブスター物語, Hepburn: Faibu Sutā Monogatari) is a science fiction manga series created by Mamoru Nagano, building on his work on the anime series Heavy Metal L-Gaim. The story takes place in a cluster of four major planetary systems, and centers around Amaterasu, the immortal emperor of the Grees Kingdom who is destined to rule the whole Joker System, as well as his bride Lachesis. An anime film adaptation of the first volume, directed by Kazuo Yamazaki, was released in 1989.
>>221886099they look like this: >>221886124>What did they do that made it unbearable?the hospital itself is okay, but the thing i don't like is compulsory injections. only some patients get these, and i was one of those. if i hadn't let them inject me, they would have forcibly pinned me down to inject me. i'd rather stay out of hospital and negotiate a not-so-bad drug with a doctor, instead of being in hospital where they can drug you with whatever they like.
>>221886191theres that future problem dealt with
>>221886122I don't live in my childhood bedroom I moved out of mumsies at 16. But yeah I do get a bit out of breath going up stairs lol but that's cos I sprint up them. I'm still harder than any 100 year old I promise you.
>>221886207ktimlove moaning and saying things like 'fuck yeah' and telling the pornstar what i want to do to herneighbour has probably heard me do this when steaming as the walls are thin
>>221886124how does this mong afford all that stuff
>>221886219very clearly al capone mate
>>221886207thats hot id love to watch?
>they would have forcibly pinned me down to inject me. leftypol reading this and trying to decide which mental illness of his he should use to get admitted into the loony bin
falmouth pride x
>>221886207
>>221886262£1200 PIP and its all on for free xx
>funny english egirl I came across couple years ago offed herselfit's not right
>>221886220
>>221886302i could have saved her
>>221886302I could have saved her...
>>221886319posted the ugly trannies again award
>>221886319CWLTSHC
>>221886124We aren't allowed shoelaces, belts, cellphones, and are restricted to three pairs of clothing at most. There are no mirrors and you must continuously press a button for water in the showers. This looks like paradise.
cheesy michael open up the door
>>221886321>>221886329
getting greened
>>221886321*could of
more of a whimper wanker me
asian arses for /brit/ boys
>>221885902right well that's me done then
why didn't you trust the plan?
Bossman knows my order. That's how you know you've made it.
sex with that new white-haired girl from the Star Wars
any sub-5 defeated males in
Employed Woman is my favourite poster. She is a darling.
>>221886403asian pussy belongs to white men
Doo Doo Doo dodadodadodadoda
>>221886426...yh
>>221886436put your trip back on you massive sacked bloke
>>221886453Unkind
home from the shopwanking shorts on
Crafted for bibisi
>>221886426alri..
our sydney channelling her inner fox mulder
am i the only asian girl with a tight pussy on /brit/? x
>>221886474shapewear struggling to cope
>>221886491i have a loose hairy arse
just cranked the hog to morgpiebit of a manly face but cracking body
>>221886426solved it by squatmaxxingmen love clapping my cheeks and don't mind my face since they just see the back of my head haha x
might get one of those anti loitering high frequency things and point it at my neighbours garden all day, despise those screaming feral wog children
>>221886485>I am emotionally connected to the aliens that feel like family alreadysomething wrong with women
why does are the best ones mental...
>>221886474why do you see a hot girl and think about black men
>>221886497>Struggling So would my tiny willy. It'd be futile to even try.
/brit/ has a powerful energy. there must be some way to use it
>>221886485
raping a battenberg
>>221886512I was thinking of getting one because my neighbour's dog barks all fucking day
>>221886207Not exactly but sometimes I make subtle spaz noises when I cum like urgg-ugh-ugh-ugh
honestly for the aliens sake i hope they dont land their little spaceship in my yard or i'll be capturing one and using it as a rapedoll
nig nig nig ninig nig nigniggerlodeon
>>221886546and what of her princess wand?
>>221886535>a hot girl
>>221886501very weird buildmassive shoulders
>>221886257>>221886559sc
>>221886546need to suck her tongue
>>221886546nice hips lol
>>221886565what if it has an acidic anus that burns your willy if you rape
>>221886570farewell sausage!
>>221886565no raping aliens ghostie
>A councillor has encouraged people to "take a few bevvies and cool off" at a reservoir where a man drowned in 2021 and where a council has warned it is dangerous to swim.who was in the wrong here
wonder why there has been a gradual decline in quality/interest of posts >>221870860would make sense for a slower place to be higher quality, yet every year it gets worse and slower?
i WILL be eating several thc coated skittles
i am going to "kill myself"
>>221886600why is it dangerous to swim in a reservoir
>>221886574No peters.No ponies.No dragons.No mice.No tranqs.
Cambridge
Still giggling at those anons that thought there were no mosquitos in this country. Never spent a single night out of their boxrooms
>>221886557call the council or something, should be easy as you can literally hear the dog barking upon inspectioncant do jack shit about kids being twats, they could literally come into my garden, sacrifice my dog and take a shit on my porch but if i look at them the wrong way the police/their thousand black relatives will pan my head in
the quality of this website has declined in recent years
>>221886600Elfen safety out of control
>>221886628get the asian foids shagged
>>221886645What compels a woman to make this video and publish it on the internet
>>221886635I don't think it's consistent enough, there will be periods where the dog will bark for ages and then you won't hear it for hours. Throw some poisoned chicken over the fence maybe, they'll eat it.
>>221886639more like this planetwe gotta get the fuck out of here
>>221886678i suspect she wants to show off her big bouncy arse
>>221886645Respect the effort it takes to sculpt such a fabulous arse
>>221886644Where and why did they report it?
>>221886678She wants all the you know what to stretch her you know where, and fill her you know where with you know what.
>>221886678money
>>221886645needs bbc clapped
>>221886678black cock xD
UH.............
>>221886628stubby little legs
>>221886699horse fucking unc
>>221886644guy is a literal PUA fratbroshocking that anyone ever thought he held sincere beliefs but if youre attractive you can do anything
>>221886680They'll get another dog and despite it being a cunt its not its fault.its one of the easier noises to get sorted out call the nspca or something i think they can intervene withouit the police/council
her glasses are cute <:
scene in obsession where she pisses herselffucking corrrr
>>221886644why is he shagging that grifting sket with 2 kids?
mad how this website turns unassuming autists into cuck fetishists
i posted a pony once and it didnt get deleted. that's my claim to fame
The dream wife.
>>221886761ktim!
you CANT post that!
>>221886763That's a man
>>221886763CORRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING CORRRRRR
>>221886512What the fuck is that? High-frequency anti-loitering device.
what the fuck is going on
>>221886777Need to give her a half white kid
wish that sex toy was my throat
Posts would be deleted less if they followed the rules. :-)
>>221886777if it's a black girl over 7/10 you can guarantee they only day white boys
>>221886810Um
>>221886754Wasn't gonna bother watching this but you've changed my mind
got a zinger for the new me
>>221886806But where are you going to get one? It woyld be abduction
>>221886799It's like a little speaker that emits a very high pitch frequency that generally speaking, only children and animals can hear.Something to do with yours ears degenerating as you get older so you can pick it up
watched ponies with my mates way back when it first started kicking off and could not fathom how they and other teenagers especially male ones enjoyed itbut then I used to like the anime so I was a different kind of freak
>>221886761what's wrong with cuckold pornography?
>>221886855bro thinks children are dogs
she's dain the ruby grangler disinterested tug
>>221886872nothing
>>221886865they wanted to shag the horses mate
>>221886855What is the purpose??? What devious mind put that into mass production?
>>221884047
>>221886872the fact that cucks feel the need to force their fetish on other people
might make a ruby 'dish if you're not quick
>>221886893you should know, ireland is probably the only country that has more feral kids than britain
>>221886933>>221886933>>221886933
Don't forget lady groupchats
>>221886919erm
>>221886932
Often thank the powers that be that I didn't end up a furry freak. Managed to be just normal enough to get my first shag at 15 and got a proper gf at 17. Reckon if those events hadn't happened I could have easily gotten into some weird shit, remember lycos searching pokemon porn on the family computer as a yoof and my dad having a word with me. Ironic really since soon after I learned about internet history and found all the degenerate shit he was into
>>221886754tranny
