Ruby touching a pink ring edisiold: >>221885378
Let's see it then, the zinger.
>>221886933homper donut
bitch lookin like lard lad doughnuts
I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS
what of homer bimpson
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
the destiny of marge
cooked some nice fish on the barbeque x
>>221886957
>>221886992YJK
>>221886990making the already gay icons to even gayer icons
>>221886992omg
phone updated now all my app icons have a slight drop shadow and I hate it
rorke doing meal prep
cooked some evil fish on the barbeque
thinking about the late pope francis and all the jesuits this evening
>>221886957Suck my balls faggot haha done you like a kipper mate
hi pal just letting u know we had to put rorke down last night so he wouldn't suffer anymore we told him u loved him hope ur ok x
>Boy, 15, charged with 22 sexual assaults including rape of girl under 13mad bloody mental
>>221887020(7 tuna sandwiches)
>>221886933That's how wide Ruby will stretch my anus.
haven't been to kfc in agesis it still shit?
>>221887051yeah
>>221886992erm link to the whole thing?
>>221886992
>>221887051depends on your franchiseranges from shit to quite good
>>221887036he's in a better place x
>>221887044im eating a tuna melt for my teanothing wrong with tuna
>>221887043wonder what constituency will Reform run him in
just want a cute little asian gf who'll let me suck her arse. Has to be under 5'4. not too much to ask
>>221887051last one I had was 2 years ago it was alri
not even enjoying this boozetoil
nth for the gyaldem
>>221887043Sex crimes are always met with very lenient punishments in this country. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets off as lightly as those 3 lads who raped, recorded and uploaded the videos that were recently in the news
>>221887089esl & brown
>>221887092maybe go to.. asia?
>>221887107you are mentally ill
>>221887097samestruggling to get a good steam on in this heat but going to keep it going and see can i push through just turned on the fan to cool down you see and might enjoy it more now
me watching a white man have a meltdown: wow he must have mental healthme watching a black man have a meltdown: wow black people are scary we should kime watching an asian woman have a meltdown: my poor wife
lol what's wrong with women?
>>221887093>>221887093about last time I had it as well. Chips had skin on and the rice was bland
>>221887158baton deficiency
>>221887120the judge on that case needs striking off. mad cunt said them being good after being charged was a mitigating factor, even though they pleaded not guilty. which is a mad plea in itself when you filmed and uploaded it all, and did it twice.
>>221887107who is this one then
>>221887163would absolutely get it then i'd lick cum from her arse after i spunked over it
cucks are a lot like pedophiles in that they get a thrill from exposing their deranged sex things to normal people
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c775y853ydxoRemember when Leftypol cheered for that kid's death because he was "a racist"
someone give me a good shopping listit's too hot for me to think for myself
>>221887193*clicks homemade sausage rolls*
>>221887181not allowed to post that
>>221887212butternut squashvaseline latex gloves
snacky bits for picky tea x
>>221887212can't go wrong with the classicsbreadmilkeggs
at the bus stop, cr-crushing rocks >.<
new obsession unlocked: "picky bits"although I'd say it's basically the same as his bit about how people hold pens and pronounce words
>>221887267thats so big
>>221887210corrr get her shagged
Arseberg has a gas leak
>>221887267what a baton
>>221887212>tortilla onions>pinto wraps>cheddar beans>tomato cheese>baking puree>baked potatoes>spinach beans>eggs>chips>mushrooms>oregano>burger>spicy buns>oil bean burgers>mouthwash spray>oven>soup gloves>butter>paprika>yeast>frozen>instant spinach>washing coffee>parsley up llquid>chickpeas>coconut>toilet milk>black roll>red peppercorns
>>221887212a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter
>>221887267why do you have interracial porn saved on your devices
>>221887194Senya Marin
>>221887289probably lots of yeast in your vagina mate
>>22188721240 benson 20 stella 6 cornetto 2 dr oetker oven pizzas
i love my little kitty cat so much
>>221887298Because it's hot and aesthetically pleasing
not had a poo for a few daysbit hot for it i suppose
>>221887321i'll suck your fuckin cawks okay, all of you guys
>>221887314you are a cuckold mate
I only buy clothes from Allsaints and Prada
how lovely it would be to just die instantly right now
laurent koscielny
here comes the rapenigger
>>221887212eggsraw cheesebeef mincefruitkefirsadrines
>>221887261corrrrrr duckie
>>221887368andre-pierre gignac
>>221887353not evenhe's just (poorly) attempting to impersonate a poster called ziedy
rorke having second thoughts halfway through
>>221887358all my clothes come from m&s or mountain warehouse
>>221887280I've got a job for her.A RIM job!Of my anus!
>>221887380pair of stupid fucking cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oFdEgvoo94
poop up my ass
>>221887256>>221887292>>221887310>>221887376thanks fellas, going with a combination of your lists
>>221887380just retarded
>>221887392thats cloggy you newfag
>>221887380Frankly insulting people consider Celebi in the same league as Duckie. And don't get me started on that rancid cur Avacherrry.
My lower class neighbour sometimes listens to music and it's always the same pop-ballad songs like Lewis Capaldi or something shit. Can't imagine not cultivating a more personalised taste outside of whatever the radio feeds you. I bet she doesn't have an internal monologue
Just tried being more vocal when wanking and fucking hell did i cum bucketsDon't think my keyboard is going to work the same after the soaking it received
>>221887376Kefir is good I don't want to know what raw cheese is but yeah kefir and bananas and oats are a solid breakfast
was out earlier and was absolutely jarring how many birds were walking around in trousers that were so tight and so sheer that you could read the label of their knickers through them. may as well have just been walking about without the trousers to begin with. got caught staring once or twice too lol.
>>221887441>internal monologuevoices in your head is it?
>>221887392he’s been posting cuckoldry for some years now the bizarre freak
>>221887433yes, you clownit winds him up when you say that
>>221887210not in the top headlines or on the front pagehahathey really need to throw one on there at some point to appear impartial
>>221887441ever shag her up the arse?
>>221887415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm0MoY5uI5s
>>221887179Can't believe this doesn't have any (you)sPerfect arse
>>221887433Lol they really don't know
>>221887441was once at a park by the river in the summertime and there was a mulatto singing someone you loved at the top of his lungs sounding very heartbroken
>>221887468LOVE tights like that because they exemplify what the thighs FEEL like just from sight.Very blessed x
>>221887389Fantastic post
>>221887476america sounds like such a mystical place
>>221887441one time i forgot to put my bluetooth on my earphones and started listening to Dedicated by Carly Rae Jepsen and some birds I was walking past started laughing at me
fit
>>221887448it's just cheese made from unpasteurised milk. not a lot of choice at tesco and the average supermarket but most parmesans are made from that
kittenberg
>>221887449I can't believe the figure on most women these days. I swear most girls when I was growing up were mostly chubby or didn't have much shape and still had baby fat.Most women these days have ARSES and nice hips and thighs
>>221887487Based knower
*adds oats to my shopping list*it's quite the list isn't it
>>221887435celebi is piff, duckie designs better cosplays but celebi fills them better
>>221887511
been out 2 nights in a row plus it's been hot which affects the ol' sleep so an early beddy bo bo's is on the cards
>>221887449this just reminded me of the time I got caught staring at a woman on the trainshe asked if I was staring at her and I said "yeah sorry I was just thinking what a nice colour your top was" and it was just a plain white blouseim such an irredeemable freak twat I should be shot in the head
>>221887540scream
Toil on the morrow
https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2060047663404347513
>>221887497baton raindance
>>221887540fucking freak
>>221887528
>>221887552Thank you for using a Xitter proxy for those of us who've since departed the Xitter nest x
>>221887511very nice catberg that
>>221887540howling
did a think
>>221887579a change occured...
>>221887552he used to be a normal university educated blokenow he shits in a nappy in a nursing home
>>221887597this is aislop
>>221887540any time i get caught i just smile at them like im disabled and they pity me too much to say anything
>>221887540You almost had it in the first half. She would have found it cute/charming that you admitted to looking. Fucked it with the gay fashion opinion though
>>221887579of course he's a ginger
who's a racist wanker *clap clap*YOU'RE *points to away end* a racist wanker!
>>221887585he’s insane
>>221887608what a stupid bintand he's an idiot an' all
For the low, low price of £299
just seen a woman walk past with an amazing arse
Think that's my shopping list for tomorrow doneCan't think of anything else I want
>>221887610i'm afraid not laddyhttps://www.artisan.co/blog/stop-hiring-humans
>>221887640i would just chin anyone i saw talking to me wearing these.
flatblatt is finally cooling down now cloudberg has put sunwitz on its sword
Sir Keir imposter
>>221887640i own a pair and use them on my incelwalk during the day (especially during the good weather) and wank to the footage of arses
>>221887640same rehashed story from some paki bint on the bbc months ago
>>221887608Sir Paul Bint
>>221887640finally, me, being a part of something
thank fuck it is daytimethere's too many wogswhere are the white onesgame's gone to the dogs
Fucking bint being annoying again
>>221887640wish the cameras were less obvious
>>221887651mate send me that. some really good additions there for my shopping list.
>>221887651post build that's the shopping list of a skinnyfat runt
What YouTube channels do you regularly watch?
>>221887640Swear the Dailymail is full of pussy whipped neeks.
>>221887683Is that momberg
>>221887640why does it read like an advert inviting me to join in
>>221887666They look amazing in this weather don’t they?
>>221887694Oneyplays
>>221887651fancy getting any meat on there?
>>221887212Literally the ingredients for a Full English and a Sunday roast. It'll keep you in protein, veg and carbs for a few days
>>221887690see>>221879474
>>221887694all sorts of gay nerd shit
>>221887694alec steele, pro dota2 tournies, building channels, you know the usual stuff
>>221887721tofu is meatchickpeas too
>>221887651>yes, i subscribe to owen jones' substack, how did you know?
thinking about all the /brit/ lads that have passed and having a little cry x
I noticed something different about him. A pep in his step. A shot in his arm. His chest was out, his chin up. He walked with a swagger that seemed to say he knew things other men didn't. As quickly as my curiosity grew, the realization came, and I knew what had changed. Or perhaps I should say, what had changed him.I smiled knowingly and continued watching him with the understanding that, indeed, black pussy had changed Rorke.
>>221887717that's the magic of the daily mail lad.>look at this DISGUSTING thing nonces are wanking to it is an outrage here are lots of photos of itetc
>>221887727makes a lot of sense. utterly repellent to women too i imagine
new wireless silent keyboard unsettles me
new bread gang video broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y3X5PXja9Mwould you fit in with them or would you stick out like a sore thumb?
>>221887749of course he's a ginger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxAVwULjOI
>>221887766always sceam at this
>>221887763ask them
>>221887694knockout audits
>>221887757i swear the "YOU could be a part of this sick new subculture" almost comes with a 10% off code i'm getting FOMO
nobody:rorke: my life a movie
>>221887785im going to take that as a yes.
>>221887651what wine lad
>>221887694rlmkings and generalszesty jesusprimitive technology
Leftypol: my life a youtube poop
fucking hell steve take the carrots out of your arse
>>221887800um mate you have the list option at the bottom
>>221887651get some smoked paprika and some prawns
leftypol: my life a bluesky post
>>221887694Cold OnesPenguinz0Papa MeatThe AthleticLevi HildebrandJimmyTheGiantgaryseconomicsfernVeritasiumbizlychannelCorridor CrewTechAltartheneedledropNovara MediaRed Letter MediaGeowizardSteve WallisThe B1MAny Austin
>>221887745Well it's not really is itYou're vegetarian then?
I always trust MediFacts with my health queriesTry it, they won't let you down
>>221887852an foid
>>221887523I literally could not give a shit about "cosplays" but about whom I would rather plap.
>>221887815see what takes my fancyperhaps a syrah with my pastaperhaps a sancerre
irish rorke: me life's a filum
>>221887735This would change me
>>221887852Stretched out BBC hole
there is an idea of spaino. some kind of abstraction. but there is no real me. only an entity. something illusory. i am simply not there
>>221887888wish a bullet would stretch a hole in your head lowkey!
>>221887851I know for a fact I could batter you
>>221887851the 'tubeslop
>>221887851>Steve Wallisonly one from this list
>>221887852fanny like loose billy bear off cuts I'm sure
>>221887852ktim except i'm a virgin who spiritually identifies as a non-virgin
>>221887852Powerful stuff
>>221887901Hahahaha angry little virg
>>221887851bet you cry about being an incel without a shred of irony
>>221887863yeah
>>221887837What do you MEAN Steve Dalziel approaching?Open fire, all weaponsDispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body
>>221887694Joshimuz Forsen Plays Forsen Poro Box (bugnio)JBW dispensary Based Riceman
>>221887837the back of the bag is clearly torn open in the bottom right
The pizza gogo has arrived in my air conditioned palace
was a big fan of when you could make a grok account with a tenminutemail and then make loads of photos of celebrities doing things
what podcasts do you lads listen to?
>>221887852grrrrr this makes me so angry i will reply to this every time i see it posted from now on!
>>221887852the so-called femcel
>>221887694TLDR Newsbread gangGary's EconomicsChris Spargo
>>221887902>>221887903Oh no I have a few leftypol channels omg omg omg Might I suggest you get a grip?
>>221887957Sleepycast
>>221887957These ones
had a dream i drank milk right out the boob but it came out perfectly chilled
>>221887852Grim whore
Emotional missus
>>221887927Sorry I missed you out. Get a grip
>>221887993boring bastard
>>221887923you are obsessed with black men's penises brother you have no ground to stand onhang yo self
Wish I were a girl and having sex with cool guys.
>>221888002Mad how I can tell what this is just by the lighting.
>>221887993Is that around 6 hours of football chat per week?
Any interior design youtube recipes?
>>221887957pod about list
>>221887694I just watch whatever looks interesting on my recommendedUsually videos about animals or woodworking. Don't really follow channels so much as topics.
>>221888029more than that, these are all two eps a week minimum and around 45-50 mins average
going in the pool in my big nappy and walking up to the deep end
>>221887984politics has nothing to do with it
>>221888066Mental
>>221888027>Knower
>>221887877>sancerrevery based
>>221888035our nick of coursealso kendra gaylord but she's more architecture
british women are gorgeous
you must have extremely empty lives if you have time for podcasts
the 'casts
>>221887993do you have any weird gimmicks fellow normie-presenting liverchad
>>221888097would you rather 1) you never have sex again2) all the bbcs on earth disappear
>>221887025he was highly respected in south korea and pope francis always had a great deal of interest and affection for south korea south korea was also the first asian country he visitedthis was because, when he lived in argentina, the church he attended was located in an area of buenos aires where many korean immigrants residedfor some reason, there is a large korean community in buenos aires
>>221888110you listen to them on the train
>>221888114probably the most reddit person in existence. embarrassing
>>221887851
I hate that this site has become a normie infested reddit alternative. So many boards are infested with thoughtless mongs with no opinions. Having an opinion on something is bad apparently. That is a major sign of normiehood. They do not like opinions. Grim little freaks. Barely human.
>>221888114how do people find the time to listen to all this
>>221888134>2: all real competition disappearsIs it even a question?
>>221888158they prefer having slop opinions fed directly into their ears via dull podcasts
>>221888124no not reallyi walk around and take photos which is objectively weird but i look like a hipster thus get away with it
>>221888114This must be the British Comedy Podcast section of iTunes or something. There's no way you listen to all this shite.
saw a new 'kizza place when walking dogberg so put an order in when i got homeforgot i left him tied to the delivery bike outside oh well see you soon pup
>>221888142they're just funny lad i like jokes and funny people
>>221888176dont think they have much going on in their lives
porn addicted freak
>>221888139i dont do that anymore ever since that time i met a girl on the train and it led to a 4 year relationship. cant risk missing that for a harry hill podcast
>>221888158someone got done
>>221888109As are Brazilian women.
>>221888158Do you have an opinion on contraband jungle bollards resizing your mother's orifices
i'm a fin vs history man myself
>>221888189i live on my own and don't like being alone with my own thoughts
hot as fuck today good god
>>221888197neither do i but still
janny sleep
there's been a /brit/ on /gif/ for like two days
>>221888225Oh, that's understandable. I get that way too sometimes.
any good shops to buy sweeties online?might get a little stock of sweeties and not eat them all at once
Only podcast I used to listen to was 20 years ago. The Spurs Show with Phil Cornwell
>>221888216Not listened to the reformation one yet, Thai cave rescue one was excellent however
>The St Elwick’s Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast is a spoof, ultra-local newsletter created and written by Mike Wozniak and produced by Joel Porter. >Set it the fictional ward of St Elwick’s in the non-fictional city of Exeter, it is hosted by Malcolm Durridge (played by Mike Wozniak) - a middle-aged, provincial, Little Englander who wants nothing more than to be regarded as a pillar of his Devonshire community. why exeter of all placesits probably the most lefty place in the south west (i live there)
>>221888239barneyfag keeps bumping it telling someone to kill themselves because they posted a gif he didn't like
>>221888207they're world leaders in soulless plastic tart production, big fan
>>221888269slay this beast
>>221888268oh is that what that isvery peculiar behaviour, didn't really understand it
>>221888269superman that hoe
>>221888264it's cos he lives there irl. it's quite partridge.
I can't get into podcastsAn hour of some boring cunts talk about boring shite
Showed blacked clips to my gfShe was shocked and said it looks painfulThat's all. Nothing hot, no taboo. Just boring.
>>221888282it is very sad
>>221888303killl yourseeeeeellllfffff
>>221888301*posts on /brit/*
>>221888312Why? I live life.
>>221888303Need to show her moreCondition her
>>221888301Vast majority are utter drivel. Literal who's discussing things they don't understand.
>>221888301i doubt most podcast listeners remember a single thing from any of the slop they listen to. probably just a means to block out their own thoughts.
>>221888320because youre a weird freak and i hate you
>>221887694Who wants to know??
>>221888320I'm interested to know more about your life if you're willing to share.Cards on the table: I'm the Incel from /brit/ that looks for inspiration in other peoples lives.
>>221888336sup mouldie
>>221888336I did, multiple times. Even showed her Stella Cox taking different BBCs>>221888345Nothing weird with me being honest and having no secrets with my gf
>>221888342Ages ago...
can't wait for all the great posts being saved for the new
>>221888380Does she know you love BBC porn?
>>221888389I got you bro
new>>221798852>>221798852>>221798852
make the new rorke ffs
>>221888394Yes, I showed her my collection. First thing she said is it was all BMWFShe had previously googled meaning of BBC so she knew that (because of my text to her some time ago)>>221888370Ok
>>221887875>>221887261piff vs piff
>>221888434Have you travelled much?
>>221888456>>221888456>>221888456
>>221887497Dunelm
