Flock cameras editionprevious: >>221891656
first for futacock
Congrats to the Canadian hockey team!
Furst
just chunk up the duece you guys
nth for gock
>>221895464*plunges a blade into my gut, spilling my innards onto the floor*
>>221895497No reason to get this upset over a stupid game.
>>221895533When living with honor is no longer possible the only thing to do is to die.
Supper was pinto beans and chicken.
>>221895558There is another option.
Can I get uhhhhh tall half Turkish Quebecois arthoe gf with nice feet
>>221895558Don't be such a melodramatic whiny bitch!Many people would kill to live in a country with so many opportunities like the US.
Is Alberta gonna gain independence
Darth Plagueis did not particularly enjoy lightsaber combat. He found it tedious.It was not, however, for a lack of skill. Far from it! On the contrary, he was highly skilled and deadly with the blade.
>>221895573pinto means penis in portuguese
In contrast, Palpatine relished lightsaber combat. He enjoyed the rush of excitement as he unleashed an animal-like fury on his opponents.
>>221895573fried chicken
>>221895640easy to say that when he basically never did it.>I'M GOOD AT LIGHTSABING>I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW
>>221895658>>221895667Don't reply to Jason
>>221895659Fascinating
>>221895676Jason changed his posting style. He doesn't bother with punctuation now.
>>221895658That's what I meant to say. I ate penis beans.
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "momberg made fried chimkin and nanaimo bars~ ^-^ *twirls butt*"
>>221895658Isn't it also a common surname for Portuguese people?
>>221895671He fought a secret clone of his old master Darth Tenebrous in a lightsaber duel. Plagueis defeated him but kept him alive in his laboratory for his dark side experiments.Plagueis also fought a secret cult of assassins who very nearly managed to kill him in a surprise attack but ultimately he defeated them also.
>>221895573I had sliced turkey on whole wheat bread with Yellow Bird Serrano hot sauce and smoky bacon pringles
>>221895710
>>221895715if it didn't happen in episodes 1-6 it's not canon, on this matter there can be no debate.
>>221895715>Darth TenebrousYo this is the same species that played music in the Mos Eisley Cantina!
Society Can’t Understand Me
>>221895723Well you're technically correct because D*sney retconned all the lore.But it's still Canon in my heart, while Disney is not canon
met a retard the other day who couldn't tell the difference between fusilli and rotini
had a quick crank of the hog to a massive titted british bitch while wifeberg is taking a nap
>>221895759i bet he felt silli when you rotini'd your dick up his ass
>>221895759and we let those kind of people vote!
>>221895759In italy they're actually used interchangeably, technically the only difference is that fusilli is twisted then cut in to pieces and rotini uses a pasta cutter
>>221895738Indeed yes. The Bith were also known for being good at mathematics and engineering. Darth Tenebrous exemplified that himself. He built his own ship for himself that was absolutely cutting edge for his time.
>>221895803*stifling my laughter* sure thing, buddy
>>221895801i had someone admit to me he voted for obama because he shot a basketball. and there was this woman who didnt know who the 2024 presidental nominees were until election day.
>>221895826Some people just don't follow the news
>>221895738I like the music in the Onderon cantina!https://youtu.be/BPPWPggW7N4
Pass the gabagool
>>221895835WHORE
>>221895838Based
>>221895841Gabagool? Ova here
>>221895826The vast majority of people are barely functional, as dumb as the npc meme was there is some truth to it in that vast swaths of people literally just exist and live purely on moment to moment impulses and yet are given the same rights as everyone else
>>221895851Fucking kill yourself for posting this shit hereViolating her trust massively
>>221895851why are you talking to your mom like that? kinda creepy
>>221895838Propa good catberg this one
>>221895851post this on normalfag socials and then kill yourself
>>221895808On Nar Shaddaa there is a Bith scientist investigating irregularities in the docks with the shipping and then he is murdered by his assistant droid because the droid was programmed by Goto to kill him.
>>221895858she just told me it’s cool i posted it and then showed her your post and she said you should kill yourself
>Star Wars loreyou boring MOTHERFUCKERS need to shut up
>>221895895But you're not with her according to the text?Send me the screenshot of my post that you sent her.
got the tierzoo ongot the r/redscarepod ongot the /cum/ onyup, it’s a thursday
I wish the Star Wars galaxy were real and I lived there
My cock head
>>221895917Anna is hotter than Dasha
>>221895912nigger it’s called screensharing and i’m not showing you my facetime call information
Darth Plagueis considered a number of candidates to be his Sith apprentice before he discovered Palpatine on Naboo. One such candidate was a Nautolan (the same species as Kit Fisto in the movies, you know the ones with the head tentacles) who was very strong in the Force but also mentally insane. He managed to escape from his mental asylum which was a space station and he landed on a swamp planet and he was very dangerous. Darth Plagueis briefly considered him to be his apprentice but ultimately he determined that he was too mentally unstable and insane to be a Sith.
>>221895949Okay, I don't believe you then.
>>221895930it's a bad place but if it was real and I lived there I would want to have sex with Ahsoka
>>221895778phwoardiss burgerstein-on-wapus head makin' me goy-hungry
i’m on vyvanse and i want to stop drinking while on it but i REALLY want a beer rn got some extra hoppy hazy IPAs calling my name
Just took an enormous, vile-smelling diarrhea shit.
>>221895808phwoar saw a kittingtonshire looking at me like diss two days ago wgen rooninalso had nice coatfink was a.bengal kittington>>221895835phwoar would absolutely glaxe her like a krispy kreme donutbob marley's fave krispy kreme?the wuns wivjam-ininnitjamming
pork > chicken > beef > shit > fish
>>221895851mindbogglin' postkafkaesque daresayeth
would it be stupid to take money out of my 457b account
>>221895991phwoar good post diss>>221895963ANUDDA good kittingtonshire>>221895956incredible knowledge of starwars cstyank
Drooling My Cock Is
I sniffed spinny's butt before. All I can say is....mustard potato salad
>>221896002salads > chicken > beef > fish > shit
>>221895858>>221895863>>221895874>>221896010which one of you faggots reported my post for being off topic wtf
Darth Plagueis had business dealings with the King Veruna of Naboo and that is how he discovered a young Palpatine there. Palpatine was a young student at the university. Plagueis sensed that he was very strong in the Force, and furthermore, he could sense that Palpatine had an extraordinary amount of anger and rage and darkness in him, and an innate sense of superiority to the common people. Plagueis knew that at last he had found his apprentice.
i’m dark vader
>salads
this thread gets really shit when the normies come home.
>>221896031on /mex/, there's a Mexican who reports me for calling out otakus Japanese on the thread
don’t get haircuts if you’re balding. it literally only gets worse
uncleberg called
>>221895415>tuned for itAt 10-15 percent, any engine with an ECU (all of them at this point) will be "tuned for it">absorbing water and fucking up your linesIt would have to sit for a long time for this to happen. Your lines aren't going to have a problem with it, it's mostly just carbureted engines
Touch my cock head challenge: touch my cock head
poo has been very loose today. perhaps tomorrow will yield better fruits
>>221896031i never report postsfink its dishonorable personally
>>221896102might I suggest a reprieve from ye olde asse fuqqe?
>>221896102same fink its the mix of heat plus prunes been eating agen
dyaaamn shawdy! all dat ass is fo me??
Reeeeally not a fan of having to be somebody's emotional teddy bear. Asking me to tell them everythings gonna be alright. I dont even believe that shit about my own life.
>>221896139>*wah-wah-ish bass riff starts playing*
>>221896026double bacon cheeseburgers > everything else
>>221896141i used to be friends with someone who would suicide bait. it was awful
>og simpsons movie was 20 years ago*drops dead speechless*
I'm Batman
>>221896171i'm in walmart rn and literally fell to my knees
bitch tells me shes killing herself i just say go ahead bitch
>>221896171and they're making a second one! bart's also supposed to be homer's age by now
I found an old co-worker on grindr
Put Canadians in concentration camps
>>221896169Now let's see deaths from dog bites, guarantee you it'll be a city in Texas.
>>221896185i'm sweating
>>221896024>ass smells like mustard potato salad i need to throw up
>>221896153for me?use of wah pedal and clavicord bass a la garth hudson from the band, later stolen by stevie wonder in songs like superstituos
Who even is the modern audience of Simpsons and Family Guy?
Palpatine was a very edgy and angry teenager. He hated his parents. He found them to be like peasants (not literally, as they were in fact an aristocratic noble family on Naboo) not literally peasants but like spiritually peasants. He viewed them with utter contempt. His parents were afraid of him. One day in an argument, Palpatine went into a brutal rage and he killed his parents with a ruthless Force attack, despite having absolutely no training in the Force and he didn't even know that he was Force sensitive. It just came out of him instinctually in a moment of pure rage and hate. After it was over, he called Plagueis to ask him what to do.He felt no remorse for the horrors he had just unleashed, but he was scared at the prospect of being caught and facing justice.Darth Plagueis helped him dispose of the evidence and not get caught and that is when Palpatine pledged his fealty to the Dark Lord of the Sith.
>>221896078That's 80% bullshit. Flex fuel vehicles have been around for a while, but not the last 30 years, and still not every vehicle is tuned for that shit. Most eco turbos are just gonna get fucked or get shitty mpgs for no reason. It's not unrealistic to just retune a vehicle, but most people aren't gonna do that and manufacturers generally decide to make it a pain in the ass anyways.
>>221896202Invalids who can't reach for the remote
>>221896177I'm Bateman
haven't watched the simpsons since the 90s
My unique form of masturbation is causing irreparable damage to my penis
>>221896204This scene in the book is very violent and scary. The way the author James Luceno writes Palpatine is very effective. He is like a furious monster.
>he was alive in the 90s
The price of the brick has gone up.
>>221896272
>>221896272Cock ring user?
Only 90s babies will rember this
>>221896260>name sounds like "a jeet coomer"Yeah, this is definitely not fake.
does anyone wanna join my minecraft world
Palpatine in his youth also enjoyed swoop racing kind of like Anakin.He also believed that the gungans should be subjugated under human rule.
YALL READY TO CRASH OUT???!!!! WAVE YO MOTHAFUCKIN HANDS!!!!!https://youtu.be/MFoUIrqYXO0
>>221896319depends, are you a girl?
I wonder if any americans here have a lower BMI than me
>>221896330no can you still join though
>>221896339im too tired to play video games
Ummm redditbros?
>>221896337shorty?
>>221896337mogged
>>221896351Good. I hope all redditors go to prison.
>>221896337Why are you so tiny?
>>221896330>>221896350L
>>221896364Most average american man award
If Star Wars is in a galaxy far away why are there humans
>>221896364>>221896337*starts raping
>>221896353>>221896369That's not nice
At some point, you need to take responsibility for the state of your life
Spare coochie?
>>221896394The state of my life is Illinois.
>>221896394It will never be my fault that I was born and wasn't aborted
any world war 2 vets that post here?
>>221896414i played alot of battlefield 1942
>>221896385why is it a rule that they can't be humans?
>>221896414aren't there only like 12 of them left
The Mandalorians were originally a distinct species. They originated on Coruscant alongside humans. Over time the species went extinct but Mandalorian culture was preserved by certain humans who joined them. By the time the Republic is formed, Mandalorians are all human. The original species is long gone by that time. Nobody thinks of Mandalorians as anything but human by then.
>>221896426Yeah bro I was at the Battle of the bulge in your pants
>>221896385In the same way that creatures evolve to become crabs, creatures also evolve to become hairless bipedal monkeys
>>221896385Because fuck you, that's why
>>221896414no but my dad's a korean war vet.
>>221896386Zesty
>>221896442GAY!
>>221896213Did you make a typo originally or something? Flex fuel is 85% ethanol, not 15%. At 15% ethanol any ecu can easily compensate
The Korean war was freakin brutal. Why is it always ignored in favor of the Vietnam war?
yea i go crazy in the hood with the homies
That glass of pepsi fucked up my intended caffeine intake for the day
>>221896479vietnam was the first war where dead american soldiers were show on national tv
>>221896188>the final solution for ADHD
he's drinking pepsi instead of coke
>>221896479I think it has smth to do with happening before colour television. Also it only lasted 2-3 years didn't it? Vietnam as a protracted conflict had been going on for decades already before the US stepped in, it lasted like 30 years, between the end of WWII & when the US pulled out in 1975.
Pepsi? He's drinking Pepsi and you're laughing.
>ruff ruff bow wow wow wow wow
>>221896503I drank pepsi as well as a can of diet coke. That plus the cups of coffee is what pushed the caffeine over the edge
>>221896522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A
My job trainer accidentally doxxed herself showing off ID software today. Soon afterwards she went into a rant about her ex-husband and the importance of maintaining strong credit and a secure banking system.I'll hit on her tomorrow.
All I wanted was a Pepsi
>>221896538>Why must I chase the cat?
>>221895637Doubt it. I can see a referendum passing then the government not actually doing it. That's how democracy works in canada, generally.
If I asked you what the ideal team to have during Okumura's palace is, what would you say
Half the 'log is just coomer content or racebaits.
Free Alberta!
Actually I'm gonna play Ace Attorney instead of Persona
Alberta is chugs, ukies and newfies lol
>>221896564And the other half is frogs
Someone just uploaded a new Completionist documentary
If I had a restaurant I would just probably charge people $300 a person and not have a menu
>>221896581Frogs are an important part of the /int/ernational culture. I don't mind frog posters (even if they come off as a bit autistic).
another day over in my stupid ass wagie loser chungus fuck life
Sister made me chicken fingers and French fries
>>221896630nice, tell her I'm ready for my blowjob.
gonna quit caffeine
>>221896630what's the condiment/sauce situation?
I have an idea for the high priestess of Elysium, what if low level hierodules were just old women from whom you can just see their feet and as they make more sacrifices to baal they undress to show how they've rejuvenated from the bottom up untill eventually their face becomes rejuvenated and they fully unwrap
.
>>221896691Zilch
Ale hasn't logged a movie on Letterboxd in 3 years
>>221896630nice, can i get her discord?
>>221896698madness
Go to aliens.gov for some schizo babble
https://youtu.be/iO39bGgXKNI
meanwhile in America....
>>221896734.
Just ordered chicken teriyaki don.
Actually I was wrong, I didn't drink any pepsi today. That was yesterday. I'm still good
im stoned
I'm a Texas tiger, you're aliberalwiener!
it upsets me that i will never have sex in my life
>>221896729her face reminds me of the guy from that holocaust movie
>>221896784You + I
>>221896784You live in the land of bunda and sexo
>>221896759Bout to be me in a second lad.
https://youtu.be/pKcj7xoikHItonight's jewtube
>>221896798What's the name of the second lad?
if my bro ever has sex with anybody else but me i think i would break down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!
>>221896841Quite nice here
WING will be delivering my chicken teriyaki don this evening :]
>>221896841not my problem
>>221896849Why is he frowning
>>22189684121°C here but the inside of my townhouse is well ventilated and pretty dark on the inside so it's pretty comfortable in my room rn.
>>221896845>>221896852I can't read burger. Its 33 here
>>221896855He's Chinese.
>>221896720i already go to 4chan.org for my daily shizo shit
>>221896877hard to believe
>>221896855life
The Robust Assfish (Bassozetus robustus) is a species of deep-sea cusk-eel found globally in tropical and temperate oceans at extreme depths of 1,000 to over 4,000 meters.
>>22189687165 f is 18.3 C
>>221896521Pepsi is better than coke
Westerners go to Asia to use them for sex because they fear if they go to South America the women there will use THEM for sexOr something
>>221896871Interesting/SouthernON/ at a comfy 16c rn
WING cancelled the delivery because the restaurant is taking too long to prepare the food. Waiting on a new delivery person now.
Can't believe how many centuries it took for the firearm cartridge to be invented
/cum/ would be a lot cooler if there were more cyclists (road and gravel)
wing beat it
>>221896539
The bony-eared assfish lives at similar depths, and has the smallest known brain to body mass ratio of all vertebrates
>>221896871It's NOT that hard bro you just multiply by 2.2 and subtract 32Smh these thirdies getting on my nerves with their yeeyee ahh Celsius...
>>221896922the idea is simple but its really really hard to make one that actually works.
>>221896928relatable
>>221896934Because of gas sealing issues?
Imagine if Zoom Zoom sat on my boner and started rocking his hips back and forth and "hot dogged" the entire length of my shaft between his but cheeks lol. That'd be crazy
>>221896890lol
>>221896923
>>221896922It's not like they just up and decided to make them one day. They had been trying (and in some ways succeeding) to make a carteidge for centuries. Consistent priming compounds and industrial machining was kind of a necessity to really make proper metallic cartridges a reality
>>221896965Boooo
>>221896952Yes
WING re-accepted my order :]
Imagine if there was an animal called cock, that would be funny
>>221896952The other anon it's wrong. It's difficult because of interchangeability
>>221896805I'm surprised it took this long for Kars 4 Kids to become disgraced in the court of public opinion>>221896960You are a homosexual
stfu dick head
>>221896841It's supposed to be torrential rain on sunday tho
>>221897005the rooster, not sure why some people call it cock
>>221897021I'm a Dickhead, correct.
>>221895442I beat every halo game laso now address your king
>>221897011Not sure what you mean?
>gymcelling >qt approachs >it’s to give a fucking protein shake sampleAhhhhh
>>221897039I beat that Halo challenge where you unlock the recon helmet in Halo 3
>>221897059give her your protein sample
>>221897061But did you beat Ce 23Reach 4 All on legendary with the skulls on
>>221897059get cyberpunked fucker
>>221897059>gymcelling >no one approachs >leave
>>221897063I wish >>221897070Fuck you >>221897080That’s the usual except that one time I asked a bitch if she was using a machine and she gave me attitude
>>221897065Ok now complete the vidmaster challenges, oh wait you can't because you have no friends niggaaa
Mom's gone for the night
Reading old creepypasta for nostalgia's sake
When I got older, when I opened my eyes and saw the real world, I began to laugh and I haven’t stopped since.
>>221897114which one
>>221897114Post it I loved that one with anon posting about Yukon
You full of shit, you close your mouth and let your ass talk
>>221897120good peanutpost this
>>221897100Nigga I am only 23 you know I am younger than the PS3 plus I could kick your ass 1v1 halo tomorrow after work
>>221897122>>221897134Normal Porn For Normal People Cupcakes
>>221897141You were still shitting in diapers when I beat that challenge
>troons out and kills his parents because his mom cancels his weiner amputationHappens in your cunt?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ref2M1Pw7lU
>>221897172*Under Pressure bass riff*ice ice baby
>>221897172Isn't he dead?
Scream for me /cum/!
>>221897238
Not really liking leafs lately DESU
A gay Confederateboo Zoomer from Texas is talking to me a lot on Xitter. Very strange situation given he's a tall ripped guy who bottoms.
>>221897264I canuckpologize
>>221897264quit yer bitchin
>>221897290
posted my dick again award
pussy
2026 the year of endless national humiliation.
women are so sexy and yet... i cant have sex with them
How many of you are more than 95% of a single ethnicity? I'd bet not a lot.
>>221896966>>221896923I almost got in a wreck yesterday because of you clowns
>>221897307Alright fine I'll talk about the woman at my work I plan on fucking or the Hapa I'm going out with this Saturday instead
no more work for 2 days
>>221897012>You are a homosexualI'm not gay at all, I just dislike you and so I'd like to sexually embarrass you. I'd fuck your ass as well but only out of spite
>>221897313And 2027 and 2028
> I'd like to sexually embarrass you. I'd fuck your ass as well
>>221897339about to quit my wagie job because of the shitass scheduling Worked Sunday-Wednesday, had today off, now they want me back for another 6 days in a row. Now they'll balance it by giving me 3-4 days off in row, but shit aint worth it.
>>221897355>I just dislike you and so I'd like to sexually embarrass youYou talked about fingering me and sucking my balls the other day, you're clearly a repressed gay man that sexually fantasizes about me.
>>221897393wagie life is gay as fuck
listening to the new BoC
To be fair he's probably the easiest /cum/ poster to rape
>>221897437I actually work at a home improvement store lol I fucking hate people asking me shit like I'm some master craftsmen. If I knew that shit I wouldn't be working here for peanuts.
>>221897482I worked at a Home Depot once upon a time. It was joke, I just showed up and stood around. My boss was a literal midget who only came in once a week for a few minutes to say hi. I just unlocked tools and cut keys for people, but the scheduling did suck. Worked anywhere from 6am to 11pm at night.
black girls have always been fond of me (I am a lanky white dude)
>>221897451Not on Spotify for another hour and 13 minutes where I'm at
Just had a ham sandwich and a tuna sandwich back to back
>>221897510I wish I could have this but there's barely any Black/African Women where I am.
>>221897522disgusting sloth
>you're clearly a repressed gay man that sexually fantasizes about me.
I've been working at home depot myself for 4 years nowgot promoted to department supervisor a year ago and now I'm being prepared for a managerial position>>221897507>I just unlocked tools and cut keys for peoplethat's already more effort than some people put in>I NEED A HARDWARE ASSOCIATE TO THE KEY MACHINE PLEASE, HARDWARE TO THE KEY MACHINE
can’t stop singing “i’m pantied like this, and i’m sissified like this”
It gets way worse
>>221897572That's impossible
Accidentally crop dusted a store aisle with my farts as I was walking in front of a foid
I worked several retail wagie jobs and wal-mart was honestly the best one. Just the humiliation ritual telling people you work for wal-shart
>>221897579
not a fan of gays honestly.
>>221897592I haven't jacked off in a weekbut this is making me feel a certain kind of way
were is baker
>>221897612You want me to bake? I can whip one up.
>>221897635>>221897635>>221897635
