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first

>>221899438
is that jenna?

>>221899425
mfw when I see a cock

tired of people posting disgusting tranny shit and getting me horny

Alright now to wank off and go to sleep
GN bros

>>221899485
night

>>221899444
it's pam from the office

Life fucking sucks

>>221899516
who?

the more I interact with zoom zoom the more I realize he's a retard. nigga just needs to get a boyfriend and become a stay-at-home bottom

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>>221899438
>>221899444
>>221899516
>>221899546

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>>221899537
It's Springtime, b. Cheer up

>>221899537
It is worth living

wild chupacabras prowl the night

Surely the quality of Half Life 3 will not suffer because valve is also publishing a large dota-style game.

>>221899580
same

>>221899596
they're too busy making artifact 2 to make hl 3

>>221899580
Mine isn't

>>221899567
Can I be your stay at home bottom

>>221899567
>nigga just needs to get a boyfriend and become a stay-at-home bottom
This would be an awesome life if I were gay, didn't have a family that was expecting kids, and a religion that does not care for this.

>>221899689
If you have a tight bottom and will remain monogamous, sure. I have a high sex drive so you'll need to take a couple loads per day and I don't want any waste so it's going inside your butt or you're swallowing

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>>221899749
>so it's going inside your butt or you're swallowing
I happen to be a fiend for both of those things

/sauna/ and /polska/ have enough pedo shit for the whole board. Even if it's an anime website it's not really necessary.

Man my life would be really easy if I were gay. God had other plans though.

>>221899812
What if I just fucked your ass and gave you like $250? And whenever you need more money you come to meet for an ass fucking. It's not gay and all you gotta do is lay there and let me prone bone you. You might even learn to enjoy the feeling

>>221899846
I can tell he's thinking about it

Thoughts on The Office?

>>221899952
which office?

>>221899846
My uncle used to do that to me for free

>>221899966
Dunder Mifflin

I wish I had the motivation i have when drunk
Drunk me has so many interests. Sober me has no interests at all

>>221899846
>>221899942
Apart from that reducing me to being a whore which I would never do, the thing is I just couldn't bring myself to humiliate my family like that. I love and respect them more than anything in the world and that would crush their souls more than me just dying.
I could definitely condition myself to enjoy it given you can condition yourself to enjoy just about anything with enough willpower and desperation, but I could just never bring myself to do it. I'd just constantly have that greentext of the Dad being unable to touch his wife after visualizing his son taking it up the ass running through my head given I know that'd run through my Dad's head.

Needed to measure a parcel so a colleague can print the shipping label.
I get the measurements, call said colleague and tell him.
UH I CANT REMEMBER ALL THAT SEND ME A MAIL
Nigger you’re sitting at your desk grab fucking pen and piece of paper.
Easily IRRITATED rn

I am the oenis munch king

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goodnight

>>221900129
Ohhhh jaaa he zounds like a Warmduscher mmmm? He should learn to use his head to sink instead of using it as a Hutständer nicht wahr? mmmm

>>221900120
Autism

Trying to watch this movie on some third world streaming site and I made it 3/4ths of the way through but now it's buffering nonstop and I'm losing my mind, no way am I not finishing the movie

>>221900248
Use m.ok.ru

>>221900260
virus don't click

>>221899291
I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm working in one right now. Business is good, and american steel is still all over the place

>>221900248
https://fmhy.net/

you will find something on here that works.

Suck my nutz

>>221900388
is chinese steel still really poor quality with tolerances all over the place?

>>221900440
It really depends. If you pay for tight tolerances and QC, and you have your guys keeping them honest, it's not really any worse. It also isn't much cheaper, then, though. If you pay bottom dollar then yes, they'll skimp and save and undercut in every way imaginable and in some way's that aren't. By and large it's good enough for mass market applications

>>221900260
>.ru
Lol no thanks

>>221900195
Eeeexactly

>>221900411
that's actually really helpful site. all sorts of options, that's nice.

I got a harcut and started wearing deodorant and I’ve noticed women treating me better and smiling more when talking to me

>>221900260
>>221900411
thanks bros, I ended up just powering through it

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do usaians just instinctively grab any wildlife they can see? there's much evidence of this like that one vid of a dude grabbing a wasp nest

Islam was created by jewish people in 609 to stop the rapid spread of Christianity.

The completed writing the talmud and started writing the koran.

The timeline matches perfectly

Wish 4chan would get hacked again so I could go outside instead of sitting here shitposting every day

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Thinking about applying for janny

>>221901027
We don't have any schizo spammers in the general right now but I guess it's good if you become one and another pops up in the future

>>221900726
you just KNOW that nigga going to eat those snakes
Bobby can not help himself

>>221901055
>We don't have any schizo spammers
zoom zoom?

>>221901056
i remember in one of the bear grylls episodes he ate a bunch of snakes but they looked fatter and tastier than these. these look tiny barely anything to eat there

>>221901115
It is known that RFK jr does or use to eat road kill. he also got brain worms at one point from eating questionable meat

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>Schoolchildren in the small community of Kevelaer, Germany, were given a class assignment asking them to simulate operating an "inclusive brothel."

>The assignment, titled "Brothel for All," asked the children to consider how to meet diverse sexual needs.

>>221901320
Europeans really do be like that

>>221901285
Yeah shower in poo poo and pee pee LOL

Wagie needs to wake up and start getting ready for work. Chop chop

>>221901335
so true

The breakfast:
>A big salad (Like Elaine from Seinfieldstein LOL)
>Two oranges
>walnuts
>cheetos
>water
Now I will take an ice cold shower. I need to stop buying junk food because I clearly have no self control anymore when it comes to them

>>221901495
TWO oranges?!

>>221901502
Every time.

>>221901320
Only in Kevelaer

>>221901495
What are the oranges for

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Currently listening: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVWf7ZxOAKykOfWERBGkLCvx
>>221901495
I fucking love big salads lmfaoooo

Not a fan of sudden bouts of sadness
Don't like those one bit

>>221901586
Word. Sadness is worse than any physical pain.

>>221901595
I don't know if I'd go that far but they both suck dick

Have you read Molester Man?

I remember when I would get sad I would get my dad to talk to me and we would just talk until I wasn't sad anymore
He's still around and I'm grateful for that but I hate seeing him get old

>>221901706
Those are some bad roaches

Considering blowing ropes.

>>221901550
natural sugars, vitamins and hydration

A nigga like me need his beauty sleep

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Brave

I consider every way of making money to be a grift
Working a nine to five job is a grift

>>221903394
https://www.eporner.com/video-WVaCZadWh9A/femboy-gostoso-com-bundao-pega-pau-grande/
They fuck in the show btw, someone clipped the sex scene. Its pretty good.

>>221904121
nah but real-e doe

>>221904134
classic canadian post right thurr

Searching for a new mechanic is always cancer, especially if you aren't mechanically inclined yourself and live in a city (where rats live to take advantage of you).

I long for the day AI takes over this field and I can just bring my car to a manufacturer sanctioned shop where robots diagnose and repair the vehicle.

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>looking up reviews
>Highly recommended, reasonable price! Excellent and professional work!
>services performed: Air & Cabin filter replacement
literally impossible to discern the quality of a shop without dropping a thousand dollars there first. truly the biggest scam of modern times

>>221904423
Ww@? I can do the work for you and will give you the /cum/bum discount

>>221904584
F*CK you buddy

hello

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Women are gay

>>221905111
women are evil

>>221904913
That's not nice. I am very good and honest

Called a shop and they said they would have to call me back to schedule me
I know this is a tactic because they knew I would call when prepared and making me wait will put me off guard. Classic strategy.

39 minutes in the shower and counting, what the fuck is up with zoomer "men"?

>>221905547
manscaping o algo

>>221905547
I'm a millennial beast and I've enjoyed long showers always

>>221905583
you're probably one of those 1995 "millennials".

>>221905625
Yes that's right on the money in fact

just asianmax if you want to relaxmax that much and take a bath

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you ever had a girl point at you like this?

>>221905729
>>221905729
Women always avoid me

>>221905583
Fuck my ass king

>>221905583
based and showerpilled

sillyennials

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SHOULD I BUY THE BLACK PHONE OR THE WHITE PHONE????

>>221905915
wish i'd gotten the Air instead of the 17.

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Don't forget to smile today :)

>>221905915
wont matter because itll be in a case... right anon?

>>221905915
buy the /cum/ phone

phones are a lot more durable than they were a decade ago putting your phone in a case is some unc shit

>>221906001
Do you think ugly girls feel self conscious around attractive guys when they greet them? I've known guys who don't like when really pretty girls talk to them because they feel so low, they assume she's mocking them. Obviously not the case but it's a fucked up mindset.

I wonder if uglyfoids have the same hang up?

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>>221906045
Retard take. The opposite is actually true

>>221906062
I don't concern myself with the interests of women

sisterberg and her friend slept in the living room so I had to greet them this morning

>>221906045
not really though, screens still break pretty easily from a drop at waist height and buttons get mashed in from impacts too.
if you get a new phone every 2 years it doesn't matter but if you're not a consoooooomerist whore then a case is the way to go.

respect your uncs, they know better than you.

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>phones are a lot more durable than they were a decade ago putting your phone in a case is some unc shit

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Can Canadians stop being so trans HOLY SHIT

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wish i had a flip phone still

in the future sexual reassignment surgeries will be as easy as getting a filling at the dentist

in the future canadians will serve their masters from their knees (americans)

>>221906175
Motorola still sells them but Motorola is chang shit owned so I wouldn't recommend it

>>221906159
no one even acknowledges soccer in Canada, it's such a joke they're holding any of the world cup shit here. purely to pander to the sliver of minorities in Toronto who care about the sportsball.

>>221906207
It's also domestically unpopular here. The team in my city is supposed to be the most famous soccer team in America and nobody even knows who they are outside of Chicago

They did beat Canada in two soccer matches so based i guess

>>221906230
lmao sad! it's such a gay sport too, at least football and hockey involve some pseudo-combat. soccer is FAG STUFF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ms5ktJFhc&t=61s

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>Birthday is on June 1st
>every year on my birthday I have gay shit rubbed in my face

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fuck

>>221906317
I bet you like having gay stuff rubbed in your face among other things

>>221906358
no i dont actually

>>221906373
can i rub my benus on your face?

>>221906045
I never used to use cases but my last few phones have been slicker than snot and quite fragile. Idk why they decided frictionless materials were a good idea on a phone. Although to be fair to it, the only really bad damage it sustained was from when I had it in my shirt pocket while I was welding

>>221906317
It used to be July, that was their month. Then they made it June. Now it's just June all the way to July, sometimes bleeding into August. Now they're "kicking off" in May already. Basically these faggots are trying to co opt the entire season of summer.

It's all so tiresome. Luckily I live in a redpilled area where troons don't feel welcome.

>>221906317
is that lux between gravez and rellz?

>>221906439
you need a glass back for wireless charging
which is actually good, buying a chinese wireless charger that i can just smack my phone down on at night in the dark in bed without fumbling with a cord actually is nice

>>221906429
Based straight shooter

im incredibly gassy today

>>221906317
OMG WE'RE BOTH GEMINIS

>>221906521
I have a girlfriend

>>221906542
What does that have to do with astrology?

>>221906496
Wireless charging is nice but I'd rather have a durable phone desu. Getting a plug in isn't troublesome at all. But clearly people would rather just desl with cases and have wireless charging
>cheap chinese wireless charger
I suspect that these will ruin your wireless charging over time

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>tfw no awkward covfefe chungus gf to bring me coffee

Here's a name you ain't heard in a long time: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

>>221906603
i dont think so it charges really slowly

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I want an awkward coffee Chungis gf.

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>>221906660
not too awkward tho or you have to put her in her place

drinking coffee

These niggas really made a salad (lettuce in a bowl) threw some corn and black beans in and called it a "Southwest Chipotle Salad" and tried to charge $8 for it.

>>221906615
All those Chechen fighter are ass

>>221906615
i remember the boston marathon

I was posting on /sp/ the day of the Boston Marathon

>>221906856
I made sperm 3 times that day, a load to honor each of the victims.

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Dios mio.

>>221906856
the day i found 4chan

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the first cig i ever smoked was a newport at like 11 years old. in fact, newports are the only thing ive ever smoked.

>>221906970
The good ol nigga breffmint. Nice

>>221906970
They don't sell menthols here anymore

>>221906970
are you african-american

>>221906991
You're either from Mass or California so 100% gay

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I'm so glad I quit smoking more than a decade ago. I went into 711 and look d at the prices, a pack of red apples is like $13 now

Yellawolf - Till it's gone

When I started smoking at 17 cigarettes were $2.50 a pack.

>>221906970
Imma be the richest nigga in the hood

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I'm considering smoking from a pipe so I can larp as a middle aged man from the 1950s.

Insulted a Filipina on X.com this morning.

>>221907205
what did you say?

>>221907209
Called her Ms. moneybags after she got mad about Americans appropriated ube.

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i like asians and hapas. do you like asians and hapas?

>>221907293
No.

>>221907293
Not if they are American

>>221907199
I did that when I was 20. It's exceedingly inefficient. You take 2 puffs and the shit goes out and you eelight it and it tastes like you're smoking a birds nest so you clear the bowl and pack another but by then you're just over the whole thing.

Pipe tobacco does smell god damn amazing though

>>221907338
why does that matter?

Now I know you all be loving THIS STUFF RIGHT HERE!! L-I-M-P... Bizkit is right here!! Everybody in the club put your hands in the air!! Cause if you don't care?? Then we don't care!!

>>221900726
he's after the precious oil
faustian

>>221899447
proof?
>>221899449
proof?

>>221907350
They might be WOKE!

>>221906108
i say this and my phone looks like this

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Niggas will see this and say that pornography is not a tool of Satan

>>221907362
Part of me wants to think Sweden just learned of Limp Bizkit in 2026 and Fred Durst is the hottest new thing in your culture.

>>221907347
I think you must have been soing something wrong

>>221907419
Seems more like a drug problem to me
>satan
Jews don't believe in satan o algo

Am I supposed to know who this porn whore is?

Is the guy here who enjoyed DaCutie’s what the helly

>>221907269
Bbbbasado…

>>221907461
Beelzebub is their version of satan

>>221907508
was ist DaCutie's

>>221907269
How does one appropriate a dessert, by eating it or something?

>>221907557
https://youtu.be/RPr9C92Z0J0

>>221907496
I dont even know who it is, it is just some random porn whore

>>221907433
You're saying he's not the hottest rabblerouser on the block?

Why are all these foreign flags here, I thought gaijin hated America. Shoo

>>221907674
We love the USA
I’d do anything for a well paying job and work visa in the greatest country on earth.

>>221907434
I wasn't. Tobacco pipes aren't meant to hold more than one or two puffs worth of tobacco. It's not like smoking a cigarette. It's like smoking a Sneak-A-Toke for tobacco

Gonna move to waco and start a cult

>>221907714
Go to bed Mr. Koresh

>>221907714
You’d have to compete against the Magnolia cult of Chip and Joanna Gaines.

I heard there's a heatwave in Europe and many people will die

>>221907461
>Jews don't believe in satan o algo
Christians shouldn't either they were literally led in to believing it by incorporating fiction like dante's inferno in to their theology

>>221907768
inshallah

>>221907780
The church needed something more convincing

Judiasm doesn't believe in Satan, heaven, hell or the idea of a soul. That's all Christian boogaboo

>>221907780
jesus interacts with satan THO

>>221907768
Well at least they don't have those awful nuclear power plants!

>>221907827
Like what they Skype or something?

>>221907836
Thank you Merkel

>>221907845
grindr, you dummy

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I have hop bines growing all around my kitchen window. Very cool looking

hate how every youtube video these days has an intro that spoils the whole video in the first 5 seconds of a video. you click on something you think might be interesting, they show you 'why' you should watch it, and then they spoil any surprises. i just click off when that happens now, no point watching beyond intros any more. it's like watching star wars for the first time then they're like "lol btw in 2 hours you'll find out that darth vader is luke's father" or watching the matrix and in the first 5 seconds they're like "heh well eventually you'll see that they're in a bit of a.. matrix ;)" and showing the machines farming the peoples bodies.

>>221907898
Bastard plant
Just ripped out a thousand miles of hop roots recently

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Final(?) draft

>>221907901
I have this alternative YouTube app (SmartTube) on my TV and it has this feature installed where you can tell it to skip those things, intros, in-video sponsor ads, outros etc.
Pretty COOL

>>221907901
> that spoils the whole video in the first 5 seconds of a video
So much this
Especially body cam videos. People today have such short attention spans and Re so low IQ they can't appreciate a buildup to a climax they just have to see what happens immediately. That's why I unsubscribed from most body cam channels they managed to make it slop

>>221907925
Yes the rhizomes are very aggressive. I have 3 other vining plants here and with the exception of the nightshade I'd be glad to be rid of them. At least the hops look cool

Daddy's gone
And he's
Not coming home
Ever again...

>>221907952
Why does the northwest republic extend nearly to the atlantic

>>221908014
They’re powerful

>>221907952
not too thrilled about losing restigouche and bathurst tbqdesu

>>221908014
North Ontario is spiritually Western Canada

>>221908014
manifest destiny

ALCOHOLISM

>>221908124
Destroys lives and families

What the fuck even is Canada.

>>221907901
I found a channel recently that takes very short clips of scientists and other intellectuals speaking about something for 30 seconds, and then the host will talk in circles for 20+ minutes using different words and phrases to describe the same concept.

>>221908158
Canada is an idea.

I like how at some point my computer decided to start saving application files in the download folder. I wonder if bill gates even uses winjews anymore

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>>221908201
Yeah, a bad one.

>>221908158
we're always becoming

>>221908158
British North America

>>221908158
canada is a leaf

>>221908158
most canadian women are breedable

>>221908155
Shut the fuck up you annoying kraut

Djokovic is WINNING

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>>221907952
For me its this

When I was like 6, I walked up to my mom who was reading a book in the living room, and I asked her, "Mommy, what's Canada?"
She chuckled and took off her glasses, setting her book down and picked me up and hugged me and kissed me on the cheek and said, "It doesn't matter, honey".

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Which one of you did this

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first good post of the thread

>posting reddit screenshots
Kill yourself if I wanted to read Reddit posts I'd go to Reddit you insubmersible fag.

So it was you....

>>221908326
women become so much more valuable when they have a masters degree. I could literally never talk to a woman who doesn't have one

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>221908384
I need to look into a way to filter images with text 2bh

Also fyi if you ever need a pentasyllabic word to tie together your string of put downs, just use insubmersible.

I wish that I was Jesse's girl

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RIP to another good boy

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cumbums I'm actually pretty hardcore ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xusIlwiIkVw

>>221908339
It's real wtf I thought it had to be parody

>posting Tik Tok screen shots

There aren't enough "kill yourself" s in the world for this thread it would seem

>>221908507
It’s instagram you imbecile!

Morning cum is real aggy

>>221908517
Fucken sie off

>>221908521
Kill yourself

>>221908326
Good policy completely removes any possibility of false claims of sexual harassment

>>221908474
FUCK. How are we ever going to colonize Mars if they keep murdering all our astronauts and rocket scientists?

>>221908574
Just send the Mexicans

>>221908560
I support this policy

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>>221908521
SPEAK

I had 4 bites of chicken last night and got full
Later when I was in bed I felt like my stomach was bloated and I didn't know why then I remember I ate a bunch of unsalted peanuts earlier
Do peanuts make your stomach bloat?

>>221908410
My wife has one. My sister has a phd

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>>221908601

>>221907768
sometimes I want to believe that doing things for the environment is good, but then they point out that over a century the average temperatures have only gone up .5 degrees. That probably has more to do with all the concrete people have been using for cities and the thirdworld countries that'll never do anything about it

Haven't had a drink in almost 3 weeks, getting real fucking sick of this

>>221908682
Meant for>>221908620

Can you niggas sign a peace deal already

>>221908687
Yuropigs are incredibly stubborn and refuse to join the 21st century and get AC. A lot of them think it will make you sick or kill you. Not unlike Koreans thinking if you have a fan on at night with the window closed you will die

Hegseth will have to take the L for Iran Trump already did him dirty and said it was all his idea (it was actually Bibi’s)

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>>221908707
Piece by piece, I fell far from the tree
I will never leave her like you left me
And she will never have to wonder her worth
Because unlike you, I'm gonna put her first

>>221908666
Inform them that they are eligible for my courtship. However, that is by no means a guarantee, since there is a very long waiting line.

>>221908155
Based hans.

Bomb iran or sign a peace, no more of this ceasefire bullshit its fucking lame

There's a video I always want to show fags who cry about climate change, it's the time lapse of the future video that shows the heat death of the universe an incomprehensible amount of time in the future. It speeds up every 5 seconds till each second is like a trillion years towards the end . anyway, it starts on earth and within a couple of minutes we see earth like 200,000 years in the future, all human life is long gone the sea has overtaken like almost all of the land, what land there is is waterlogged and it's like the climate has been changing constantly since the earth started cooling and it's not going to stop and nothing you can do will change that so just have a beer and relax, Jesus

>>221908599
we'd have better luck sending dogs and chimps honestly

>>221908778
reminder that cucky mcgeneral pants walked out on the opportunity to nuke that shithole

>>221908805
Mexicans will work for less than dogs and chimps

>>221908410
But women with masters degrees weant to college and took lots of dick. I just can't respect non-virgin women. (Except married women)

>>221908778
war is a marathon not a sprint

>>221908826
we can't risk salsa or beans clogging the instruments though

>Commander Lopez falls asleep in his suit during a space walk
>runs out of oxygen
>dies
>Commander Sanchez spills tequila on the console
>fries controls
>$14 billion spacecraft plummets into the surface of Mars and explodes

dogs and chimps are less risky. you get what you pay for.

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>>221908778
It's okay we're on to cuba now

I don't care

Birds on my timeline call it twitter

>>221908778
Is it still going on? I haven't been paying attention for a while

Unpopular opinion: I support American interventionism in the Western hemisphere, including stomping tropical thirdies into submission. I would even support an incursion into Canada to liberate it and make it part of a broader economic sphere that strengthens the entire continent.

I don't support wars that benefit Israel in any way. Iran dindu nuffin.

>>221908884
That will be interesting because cuba would probably be able to reach american soil with drones. American cities being bombed that would be kino

Pissing, puking, shitting, and bawling

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bought some tater tots and chick fil a sauce

>>221908932
They keep extending the ceasefire every 2 weeks

>>221908878
Perhaps we could hire them to do some landscaping or roofing on the moon

>>221908988
fucking ice witch just busted the plumbing in those fountains