Meal deal edition
Cody becoming a norse pagan because his churchgoing mother forbade him from playing CoD with the boys
Does she poot and do they stink?
Cody bro try this new XPA it makes you look like a viking or some shit
>>221900853>big hoopsAre they the same texture as the original ones?
>>221900920Looks like shit
>>221900920Your lettuce is raw.
changing garages so I don't have to drive through an area full of roadmen and crackheads
bosh
>eating flesh
Why is /brit/ so dead at nearly 10 AM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE
>>221900920pukka pies
it not right what happened in Romania. they never did nothing to nobody x
>>221902151Errr... Shouldn't comment either but FUCK!>>221901399We're all waiting for you to fuck off to bed
Ruby is different and that's why she's hated. Tale as old as time.
>>221902133hybrid or mountain, cheapest one that isn't total shit so carrera something>>221902139:)
>>221901399Zeidy RIP
Don't intend on doing a single slither of work today if I can manage it
>>221900920elton john stool sample in the little pot there
Might try wanktoil to this commie bint I always see on Instagram.
EU drafting a very serious statement. Coalition of the willing planning a meeting of utmost importance.
>>221900920All of that for 9.99 pounds, not bad imo
Rorke calling his Mum a fat normgroid since she's not a virgin
>>221900920What do the red bits taste like?
>>221902230chicken now fuck off
>>221900853sausage bacon egg triple is the best one i reckon
>>221902201custodiansoftherightsideofhistory.jpg
nth for the baddiedem
i give you my big red heart my my big red heart
Fuck you black people
girl i went to school with now has a black boyfriend
>>221902242Bit rude
>>221902179https://www.halfords.com/bikes/mountain-bikes/carrera-hellcat-mens-mountain-bike-2020----black---s-m-l-xl-frames-346662.html?_gl=1*14in0wd*_up*MQ..*_ga*MTk1NzQ5ODE4MC4xNzgwMDQ3NTM2*_ga_VK44BRER97*czE3ODAwNDc1MzUkbzEkZzAkdDE3ODAwNDc1NjckajI4JGwwJGgwThis for an mtb. Decent gears, hydraulic disc brakes so good in all weather. Probably isn't terribly light but that's how it is with a cheap mtb. Forks are decent too.https://www.halfords.com/bikes/hybrid-bikes/carrera-subway-2-mens-hybrid-bike-2020---black---s-m-l-xl-frames-346198.html?_gl=1*273jdt*_up*MQ..*_ga*MTAyMjM2Njg4LjE3ODAwNDc2OTk.*_ga_VK44BRER97*czE3ODAwNDc2OTgkbzEkZzAkdDE3ODAwNDc3MDMkajU1JGwwJGgwThis bike is similar spec. Same gears I think. Likely the same brakes. You'd ideally get hydraulic discs because they're more powerful, gives you more control and a rim brake will eventually destroy the wheel because it rubs on the rim. These bikes will be good for years to come, make sure it's set up properly though, halfords mechanics aren't known for their quality.
riling up leftypol and the 'mass on reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyoQ4OAN7Pc
ruby grangler
>>221902201there's been talk of a group photo at a mountain retreat, perhaps with a scenic Schengen vista in the backdrop
>>221902269In olde tymes they would cast her out of the village for being a whore
Can't understand men who don't play strategy games.What kind of freak do you have to be to not enjoy sitting and spending 6 hours cultivating a city or army or zoo.
>>221902318It changed him.
>>221902322ok
... feeling grotty after getting too much sun yesterdayManaged to order some Morrisons Groceries last nightSpent too much - but HeyI’ll give it a go for nowcheck out the new fan
>>221902330LMAO
>>221902318screaming
So I’m at a beer garden carrying a round of pints back to my mates. I drop one of the glasses with ice, smash it all over the floor. Immediately apologised to everyone nearby, went back to the bar, told staff there was broken glass and asked for a replacement. On the way back I apologised again to people nearby. Most people just laughed and were nice about it.Then as soon as I sat down, a guy at the table behind us asked: ‘Are you going to do anything about the glass?’I said I’d already told the staff and they said they’d sort it. He looked annoyed and said they seemed pretty busy. I sort of shrugged because… what exactly was I supposed to do?Then the next table started getting annoyed too saying I should clean it because they had a dog. The dog was asleep under the table and nowhere near it. I basically said just keep the dog away from it for a few minutes while staff come.One of my mates went and told the bar staff again that there was broken glass. At that point one of the annoyed guys went inside himself, found a dustpan and brush, and cleaned it up (probably around 5 minutes after I’d dropped it). Their table then started having a go at me for not doing it myself.Everyone else in the pub seemed completely confused about why this had turned into a thing.So genuinely asking: in UK pub culture / beer garden etiquette, was I supposed to immediately find cleaning equipment and clean up broken glass myself? Or is telling staff and letting them deal with it the normal expectation?For context: I’m not British but have lived in London since 2014, the annoyed table sounded mostly American, and despite my English mates saying I did nothing wrong, I thought I’d ask here.
>>221902343el atrocidad doing god's work
>see myself in the mirror yeah looks alri>see myself in a picture fucking hell
>>221902343they still bounced on bbc lil bro
>>221902354Kindly return this fictional scenario to reddit from whence it came. Begone!
>>221902179don't get a mountain bike unless you will actually use the suspension. it's extra weight for no benefit if you're notcheaper bikes a bit difficult though because you end up wanting something better that's more specialised for what you want to doboardman ones from halfords are supposed to be good value and decathlon ones too
>>221902314women be like i want to be the sexy child to a paedophile
>>221902256Would love to take her to Eastbourne
open the fucking pubs
This grim fat bird at toil dresses like a pensioner and she loves disney films (she's 32)Women like this are creepy
>>221902343what a fucking lifedying in a car crash full of biomass by another car driven by biomass
... me again ... showing the farmers tan ...
>>221902394Wish she posted here instead of you
>>221902394agree
>>221902318average ginger man experience
>>221902394all women like disney films because they are mentally children
>>221902343patriot
>>221902343cronem couldn't wait till they were off the road, batoon too big can't maik eye for screen
>>221902371they glued to the asphalt lil.bro
>>221902343state of america
>>221902423um..i like disney films..
>>221902399hated, adored, but never ignored
>>221902440which one
>>221902381Why is he in a home for retards or old people when he's neither retarded or feeble?
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching live LIV golf Korea on TNT sports 3 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221902394get her pumped
>>221902423t. marvel enjoyer
>>221902451Certainly not ignored by you shut-in freaks who spam literally everything the cunt posts
>>221902456CORR COOM ON GIT IN
>>221902452Oklahoma
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and unleash hell.
>>221902456Nobody cares
Just went down the hardware shop to buy fork handles and had a right bloody palaver
Me? On that tizer grind x
>>221902483dont understand this
>>221902483girls i knew from school liked this on instagram
>>221902483odd post
>>221902481I do actually. I like Tim's updates.
>>221902483they certainly have that look about them
i'm a chick with a dick
>Hampshire Police arrived (three female officers) and immediately handcuffed Henry, even though he was lying in a pool of blood with stab wounds to his chest and legs.night policing with drunk and belligerent men roaming about? just the job for three women
>>221902501go follow his twitter page thenevery single one of his inane posts should not be posted here
>>221902489Do you realise what a nice view you have out the window? Most of us are just looking at concrete shitholes
wearing shorts in public feels so gay and embarrassing
>>221902499You didn't know any girls at school
>>221902506what look
>>221902493handles for forks!
any raped BAME man in?
>>221902526you know
rubbing my coochie
>>221902538i dont know, sir vague poster
>>221902512I don't use twitter. I was never keen on it. He has every right to post here and shite up the thread with the rest of us
just dumped out
>>221902511where does it say it was three females
>>221902511i will destroy society and rebuild it in my image
>>221902511Leftypol cheered for this because he immediately believed the racism accusations
They took down /r/!
>>221902354should have immediately upper cut them all tbqh, that's pub etiquette
hawk tuah bros we are fuckingb ack
any unraped WHITE man in?
Today I will be listening to this album
Doing some truly horrendous farts out here.
>>221902496Cuckold couple
>>221902592Alri Emma. Want to sit on my face?
murder everyone you know
>>221902597ok
>>221902581back on her next grift
sometimes i just figure out the intricate mechanics of different systems, tear something down to its finest parts, build something new from it
>>221902581this world needs to be destroyed
>>221902581>97.7% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.[4]
god is my enemy
>>221902581Wow she looks real old now
did a poo and it required a double flush
>>221902623screaming at this
I didnt write a single line of code in months.
satan controls my soul i will destroy this earth
>>221902606
Not fond of Australians me
any juche man in?
>>221902650how show?
Edgelord Aussie is having a melty.
>>221902630Atleast you can do that stuff. I tried and I’m way too retarded to understand it
>>221902623i would say 90% of my shits i double flushmy shits are just foul and messy you seeshould probably look after my gut health
got the poo balls in the microwave
https://youtu.be/DzohjmwnilE0:56 fresh batch small boat cronem
>>221902586Gerrin lad, prefer start static me but that one has some undeniable bangers
>>221902689s
>>221902676imagine if our female officers had guns like the yank ones do lol
*Enters and immediately exits the thread*
just been brutally mogged in tescos car park
>>221902705look at him go
>>221902705ridiculous creature
*flies through the thread with great determination*
>>221902705umbird
every time you poo you are affecting the world around you, because think about it, if that poo did not manifest then a chain of events may not have occurred afterwards. I call this the poo screaming effect.
>>221902705filthy archosaur fella
i made you a cookie but i eated it .. xC
should really think about leaving the house today.there's no point though
>>221902765don't let brookie see this post
>>221902775ktimnever once have i left the house and it was worth it
>>221902775No point in leaving the house ever unless it's for work
>>221902740*BANG*
>>221902705mad how these things defeated australia in a war
Can anyone help this lad out feel bad for him >>221901114
>>221902799she got out de baton x
>>221902664And I would prefer not knowing. Sistein told me once I'm the smarterest person of our family and I'm literally the most loser person of my family (not counting the criminals and drug addicts)You need to try more. The first 6 months of uni I was like "hmm... okey?" but once I started doing my own projects shit got easier and easier.
>>221900853gf gave me a meal dealshe didn't make a meal so now i'm dealing with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOpEzig9LzE
>>221902839:|
>>221902630Because you're using AI to write code now?
back from shop
Rorke, former /brit/ poster.YES! WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
>>221902581This happened two years ago
me? currently learning to trade.
>>221902839SCR
pick yourself updust yourself offand start all over again
its friday yeh? dem a get di waves dun yeh?
>>221902866you know nothing of the Rorkeish race, and that will be your downfall
Um
>>221902858Not really. I got too used to Helix editor and it doesnt have AI features. Only do some occasional duck.ai queries.
>>221902868
>>221902869buy high sell low
>>221902895Why are you replying to yourself?
>>221902959im not
I think that in about 2 months I'll have a visible abs.
Piehead having another melty is he?
face down arse up
selling rune scimmy 28k
>>221902866>>221902895>>221902959>>221902971all me
>>221903067you've lost ityou've fucking lost ityou've taken it too far this time
>>221903067bizzare and uncanny
>>221903067what the fuck is your problem
>>221903034SSSSSSSSHHHHH
the poo bradleys
no one:daniel craig:
i'm going to cut of my balls
>>221902660i'm fucking dying
>>221901559>>221901676Mmmm, /brit/ does not disappoint <3
What's going to happen to all the immigrants when AI takes all the jobs?
tragic how osrs has been shaped and ruined by reddit
>>221903111>>221903126how bizarre, how bizarre *guitar plays*
>>221903126what are you guys on todayyou being too funny
>>221903144AI will rape women sintead
>>221903172hope sintead stays safe xxx
>sintead
>>221903172There's a reason these robots are all white
>>221903144We import another boriswave to make the line go up
theyre changing me into a filipino tomorrow
>>221903208she's good then she can just blast the AI rapist away
>>221903208That wasn't the right imageFeel a bit silly now
Am meant to pay my rent on Fridays, but I do it so late, my landlord became tricked into thinking I pay it on Mondays.
doing a poo rn
Time to tell my mother a bunch of random words quietly but loud enough to her notice that I'm talking something until she calls me names.
going for a pleasant walk around north-east Asgarnia
>>221903247ok
sir calvin harris onprofound feeling of neoliberalism rushing through my veins
north-east assgaynigga more like
How often do you wank?
do you guys think is still possible to remove stickers from instagram stories
honest question, do any of you speak scottish gaelic or welsh? I heard you can get special grants and money for businesses if you use it
>>221903312once a fortnight
Hello
>>221903339just not on is it
Sorry I haven’t been very active lately, I’ve been busy with life. But I’m here now, and that’s what matters xX
>>221903312Once a week i used to wank every day but ssris destroyed my libido
>>221903312I don’t wank
>>221903349Sorry
raccoon girl detected
pissed myself slightly last night
had a wank then brushed my teeth
SoundCloud app gone orange. Don't like it when they change my app colours.
AI generated alysia liu porn
Drunk drive to the pizza parlour on the cards
>>221903370my gf
Juts had some strawberriesThey were lovely, it must be strawberry seasonMust be strawberry season because the strawberries I just had were lovely
>>221903370
getting muggy again
poomaxxxing rn ama
>app
how is starlink cheaper than normal broadband
got engaged but don't have anyone to be my best manbit embarrassing
>>221903473my wife
>>221903481cos they own the rockets that send every satellite up
>>221903455you just know a jealous peng tranny made this
>>221903513no friends at all?i have plenty of friends but no real best friend. so not sure who i would pick. i might just say there wont be one, or everyone will be the best man
>>221903524>peng tranny
>>221903548I have a few but they all moved to different cities and none of them are really a best friend. We don't talk much any more.I guess I'll have to just pick one.
>>221903583i dont think you have to do that. its your wedding - do what you want.
>>221903481here is more expensive, at least in the big city
>>221903481lots of reasons
>everyone will be the best manfucking screaming imagining the grim prospect of being a late 20s or early 30s man with zero friends. couldn't be me
>>221903583Brother is always a good pick, or her brother
>>221903632
going home at lunch to eat lunch and bring voddy back to the office in a water bokkle to make the afternoon pass more quickly
>>221903632not sure what you're on about 2bh
>>221903513dadberg
>>221903524>jealous peng trannykek brasil moment
Feeling benzo withdrawals
Good morning
i played minor league baseball out of high school instead of going to college, now im back in college and thinking of trying out for another team next spring after I get my degree. Sometimes I get depressed but I feel like I can land a contract somewhere. I've gotten offers to play in Taiwan so i might try my luck there and then hopefully get picked up by a Japanese team or maybe a shitty MLB team
oh my fucking days
>>221903481no cables to maintain
None of my mates are in danger of holding down a relationship long enough for me to be best man
There is no logical reason America doesn’t have munchie boxes, why don’t we, a pizza box full of meat and carbs would sell like crazy here
>>221903688ever imagine it’s a bbc baton when you’re holding a baseball bat?
>>221903707none of my mates are in danger of existing for me to worry about that
I don't have mates and even if I did I couldn't get married or even a gf because I have anime figures in my bedroom
>>221903734toss em out then you silly wanker
>>221903721what?
>>221903734Clogwog has a gf
>>221903709You need to pretend that it's an american invention, then you'll all love it
>>221903729bro got gangblacked
>>221903734women love that
I meed to lose some weight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0LZWTPvPU
>>221903729kwab
is this pic real
>>221903753yeh and ziedy is black.
>>221903749No can do. I like them>>221903778Hope they love big robots because I just preordered thisIt's two robots that can combine into a big robot
got the steely dan on
>>>/pol/536010133happening
I don't have any mates or the ability to befriend peopleI'm incapable of forming a bond
>>221903794grow up
>>221903794looks buff
*doesn't address it*
mental how Hitler lost and it’s been over for the goyim ever since.
>>221903807you and me both, brother
got the belle and sebastian on
>>221903807my nob bonded with your mums arse
>>221903822my daughter loves that, wants the big gold dress haha
He's got me filteredThe weeb geek has got me filtered
>>221903847ooo he peekin
The polygraph lie detector and the Wonder Woman character were both created by the same bloke
>>221903794pengers
>>221903281Cardiff/Swansea/Wrexham should play in the Welsh league, they would dominate it
rorke after he won euromillions
>>221903872He also invented the Hubble telescope
Trying to figure out what's for lunchberg. Got some noodles I think but I don't really want them. Don't really want anything I am chemically depleted in the brain.
>>221903792Yes. And none of them are addressing that elephant in the room. Rude.
>>221903883madwhat the fuck is going on
did a entry grade gundam cant see myself buying another one its basically just lego
>>221903883scream
>>221903324Yes and no I’ve never heard of that
>>221903889How about a nice sandwich?
New>>221903915>>221903915>>221903915
make the new then
Man who built Crystal Palace also invented modern bananas
>>221901111Who tf cooks lettuce
Posting in the /brit/ Meal deal edition edition
