Sir Lewis Hamilton edition
>>2219039158th time*
*settles into the new with my cock out*
I took a lie detector test and said "I will never be happy"The thing didn't budge a single millimetre
who would win lewis hamilton or michael shumacher
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on my tv via sky stream in home …https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2060319301052109192
*settles into my new cock*
The swivel chair and the United States of America were both created by the same bloke
>>221903959
nth for the holodem
>>221903942my wife
Finishing off this hot choccy then heading off x
asch conformity paradigm observed in the wild
>>221903964Infuriating that our national broadcaster is still repeating the myth that the suffragettes were the ones who won women the vote and not the suffragists
>>221903974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvGDJyWKHbk
In 20 minutes 4chan will be blocked on my browser for the day and my life will improve a lot.
>>221903986Yeah? That it? Is it?
anyone fancy being my best man?I'll pay for your lunch
life is too confusing as it is tbqh we didn’t really need the modern day distractions added on top of it
>>221903983xx
>>221904012mashallah
I think a nice sandwich might be just what I need actually, unfortunately I am in a sad breadless existence. I may go to the shop.
>>221904020any peng best woman on the other side
What do you lads do or watch when you're drinking booze? Been doing the same things too much and need a shake up
>>221903959thought they were bro-tier
Might make a coronation chicken sandwich
raping my arse
>>221904012ya gotta be kitten me
>Two men accused of assaulting a police officer in a brawl at Manchester Airport will not face a second retrial.leftypol won
dispensing with existentialism for a moment to scran some maccies
>>221904047They are don’t be racist
i wonder how serious and strongly worded this letter is going to be to Russia. It might even say something about solidarity, maybe even crossing a red line and how united in their condemnation they are at this reckless action
>>221904069didnt they literally break a police womans nose on camera? what?
raping my own arse with a kirpan
>>221903942KWAB
>>221904069did nothing wrong
>>221903964I paid £180/year for that
>>221903974if i was on my computer at home i would reply to this with the video of riona's roommate flashing her knickers
>>221904115probably means there were you-know-whos on the jury who will say not guilty no matter what.
right
um
>>221904131leftypols nob
>>221904131
>>221904125um please post this later
every rorkeite’s future
>>221903949It means you believed it when you said it.
>>221904043there's a few yeah but they don't have penises
>>221904179...grow up mate
>>221904179kys
>>221904118fuck off rigger>>221904125um corrrrr
So has part of it been cut out or was it just made hollow like that?
>>221904208they just keep slicing over time
>>221904131this is what happens if you hold a wee in for too long
right well that's a succulent hotdog cut down the middle (possibly for frying)
the boys
>>221904226take notes rorke
you bird gets her elfbars on klarna
>>221904131sonionwhat the hell is that
oh grow the fuck up will you
Mad how fit Alyssa Liu is.Literally went from a nobody to international sex symbol in one day.Pure peng.
>>221904174ok will be at about half 6
a scran box for dinner perhaps
love Rose McDowall
Can someone explain to a poor out of touch unc like me what sonion is?
sonionim crinesonionim crinesonionim crine
>>221904289lettuce is raw lad
>>221904305Bet she's been used as a sperm tank at the Olympic Village
>>221904305need her to goz in my mouth
right so thats windows downloading updates for the 1000th time
>>221903942Correct, but in any case, he's still the most successful F1 driver of all time.
>>221904333corr alysa liu bukkake
>>221904316
>>221904313s+soy
>>221904378alri
it's friday friday gotta get down on friday
Violent Vira a CUTE!
Hot dogs for lunchHot dogs are so yummy
>>221903915Is this the guy who made that mediocre Monster flavor?
mashallah
m&s baggybobbing about
Just found out that not a single one of the peng lasses I saw on monday posted about me on twitter
>>221904407>>221904410Is this a new record
>>221904445This nigga eatin shablickies
thanks for showing me the opinion of this random bint on x mate
gnev
>gymskin does a stream with madonna>everyones hating on him saying hes dabbling in the 'luciferian ranks'lmao bloke just did a fucking random 30 min stream in mayfair dancing with an old world renowned pop star and everyones acting like he's with the illuminati ffssocial medias gone mad
>>221903942catberg
>>221904368the goat
60 hours since ive had opioids and actually feel alright. I've had pregabalin but not today, probably 10 hours since. I'll have more today because it does help, it's known as the smack head cheat code. But its nice right now to feel sober for the first time in a while.
>>221904407>>221904410
Thanks to your efforts, the industrial metropolis of Glasgow is really bursting into bloom.The factories are supplied with inexpensive labour, and the workforce with hard liquor and fish.The city council is grateful and has even proposed to Her Majesty Queen Victoria that you should be knighted. What an honour!
ex gfstein who used to larp as a tradwife moved to london and turned into a total larping goth whore lmao
don't want to get oldhate it hate it hate itwish i was 22
weebs love they smug cartoon children
wanking to 3D animated girls doing enthusiastic blowjobs
Love getting older me, get wiser and that more capable because I always try new things and overcome new obstacles:)
>>221904593pantied and sissified
>>221904521Glorbo did a stream with Morfman? Cheeno is the new rizz king?Someone post that webm
let’s check in on the leftypol dialogue
>>221904488no i got 5 seconds a couple days ago
>>221904623wow
>>221904622would love to suck her weird moles
getting old for men isn't even a bad thing as long as you looked after yourself, if anything you get more attractive to zoomettes with daddy issues
true
YIKES!
>>221904607
bet they serve some banging whoppers in this place
>>221904652That's the one, thanks lad
>>221904640
>>221904632thank you x
>>221904607i've heard that bigglewiggle got his cortisol spiked by a griefmaxxing chucklemonsterbobi tanooki hasn't dm'd him since
alice alieu
bribt is a refugees welcome general
dogshit forced gimmicks and schizo personalities were the death of /britfeel/ and they will be the death of /brit/ too
bribt
ktim
bribtley sc
>>221904681sonion ime crinee
>>221904597a month ago you had a suicide planned. i think you have some mental issues. something that makes you go up and down a lot. the highs and lows stuff.
>>221904526get them bedded, halos off, ears flickering
>>221904658NuremburgerFlammenwhopper
posting pits on r/sunderland
Alysa Liu polishing my knob with her tongue.
>>221904673Me when I've stubbed me toe but it's 3am so I can't scream
>>221904590
>>221904521>gymskinlol nobody heard about this cunt until about a month ago and now his clips get spammed all over social media, forced as fuck
rorke watching porn: I wish I were the blokeleftypol watching porn: I wish I were the girl
whenever something bad happens to me I leave my body like seymour skinner
>>221904670you wake up and this is the first thing you post.
>>221904681which ones are you referring in particular
go on the fucking boyyyyyy
Rorke so pussy deprived he’s sniffing it
>>221904748wasn't >>221904526
>>221904705>Nuremburger
>>221904767nvm that's fine thengood posts either way
7 second thumbnail post lets gooo
>>221904761cor
I'm feeling ZESTYI'm in HEATI need some big COCKYUMMER YUMMER YUMMER!
on god im finna see the backrooms movie no cap fr
it glider weather
want to get a job at the mallpeng lasses all day
>>221904787me at the local chicken warehouse seeking out a big chicken
TV as a medium/format died to me when Better Call Saul ended in 2022.
>>221904698Yeah mate, got the depressive disorder and that but always bounce back until the next episode which is *checks calendar* about 3 months away
>>221904794I really wanted to go watch that today but nobody wanted to come to the cinema with me
>>221904760ultrarare based rasheed
>>221904794You didn't say "not gonna lie" so I'm afraid I'll assume you're lying
riona's raps are too short, when she's on a hype run it ends. but still a great concert hope riona attacks a track one dayriona brought sexo dancing of course, camera caught a whole lot of technique. mogs arr kiara
I wish this hell upon nobody
The fit ones can stay
Maybe got the bipolar or something, not too sure. Don’t really care desu. Worlds fucked, dont really want to adapt well to this bollocks
howl when i go onto /tv/ the specimens there havent discovered postirony yet so they spend all day seriously debating star wars and talking about the sopranos like tony soprano was a real person niggas are talking about occams razor and ad hominems
>>221904826what did you mean by this https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221888456/#q221889806
it seems there is a deep undercurrent of anger at the heart of British societywhat is the cause?
>>221904824ts got me creased fr exploding head emoji
My appreciation to based sandwich suggester. Did a gay little bike ride to the coop which was nice and now I've got a cheese sandwich and ready salted crisps ready to be ruthlessly scranned
>>221904750thumbnail postingpinkpantheresspostingbasically anything that has no creativity or humour that's just spammed over and over
Went on uhmingle and some American zoomer knobhead made fun of me and ruined my night so I turned the bastard laptop off and got stuck back into the cans
American ingenuity on display
A 19-year-old alleged middleman is at the centre of a brutal Scottish gang war after fake £500,000 in counterfeit cash was allegedly used to scam a cocaine shipment linked to Dubai-based mobsterRoss "Miami" McGill.The underworld rip-off is said to have triggered a wave of violent retaliation, with firebombings, ram raids and targeted property attacks erupting across Edinburgh and Glasgow as rival crime factions sought revenge.The alleged scam has been linked to notorious Edinburgh crime figure Mark Richardson, while the teenager accused of delivering the bogus cash has reportedly fled to the Middle East.In a chilling escalation, his family home in Edinburgh's Portobello was later targeted in a terrifying attack involving gunfire and ram-raiding vehicles as Scotland's gangland feud spiralled out of control.
bailiff trying to take my skin
>>221904761would be on my hands and knees slobbering all over that like a dog
>>221904872just a bit of harmless funligthen up a littlebetter than mean-spirited dollhouse schizory
>>221904826umm deleting that webm from the 'drive>>221904855I noticed a pattern and brought order from it
>>221904877and yins said yanks can’t banter lmao
Any you shaggers got some inside knowledge on good shagging techniques to make the gf go nutters?
>>221904895what do you think your life will be like when you're 50?
>>221904863turns out having the biggest empire of all time was actually le bad
He drippy
>>221904905give her the old lickaroo
>>221904895>brought order from ithuh?
221904882this is how i learn portobello mushrooms are named after a place in scotland. i always thought they were spanish
You guys having fuel shortages in the UK?
>>221904909>pillage and loot half the world>force your gay language on everyone>blame them for being “backwards and uncivilized” wow i wonder why
>>221904929the only fuel im short on is pussy
hehe
>>221904910just noticed how he has to roll up the sleeves on his leather jacket because he's so short lmfao
>>221904924you should realise by now he intentionally gives vague half-answers as a coping mechanism. he knows he's an extremely pathetic person but doesnt like admitting it.
Just bought John Majors autobiography. I'm getting a lot of interviews with him on my YouTube feed and he's coming across as a pretty decent chap, be interesting to read about his time in No 10. God knows we need a PM like him right now to sort out the utter shit show we find ourselves in
>>221904929no mate got loads
>>221904910number 4 looks like my old primary school uniform
>>221904907I'll be posting on brit with the rest of us
>>221904894yeah mate just a bit of harmless fun that's driving all the decent posters away and throttling the thread until it's dead in the water
america fuck yeah coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah
>>221904835>wahhhhhhhh my gf who i can have sex with isn't quite perfectFuck off
fuck canada
rorke going into mcdonalds and being disgusted with all the biomass he sees and ordering some chicken nuggies
>>221904955ever considered not being a monumental incel?
>>221904929I don't drive so I don't know sorry
>>221904957how many decent posters have been driven away specifically by thumbnail and pinkpantheress posting? can you give a rough figure?
>>221904972Yeah, that sounds like Rorke alright. Ha!
>>221904972ironically the cronem stood in line behind him are thinking the same thing and order the same food really says a lot about society
Be honest, if you had kids would you abuse them and make them go mental or would you be good and not do that to them?
>>221904863foreign social media bots surfacing infrequent reminders about the cracks in society to make everyone feel worse about them
>>221904949i'm trying a new gimmick where i'm really nice and give everyone the benefit of the doubt xalso don't think his english was correct>>221904957>that's driving all the decent posters away and throttling the thread until it's dead in the waterisnt really though is itif it did then they were gone long ago
Americans with their septic tanks, weird lot aren't they.They chat about how big and good America is but they shit in a box and have to get it scooped out.
>>22190498599999999999 posters
>>221904967had a normie friend complain about his gf texting him too much recentlyugh yeah mate must be awful having a girl care about you
this is how i dress
>>221904905put thy wiener into her cunt
>>221904924rattle your nogin some more>>221904977I'm not fussed eitherway
rorkes sister going soul seeking in deep dark africa
>>221904760Prayer and pints. A daring initiative
got one of those fans that does a squirty squirt of misty air as it cools youfeels well nice but of course it has arrived the day before the weather gets cold again
>>221905015Drippy
>>221904972he sees a black man order some nuggets and scoffs>typical
>>221904905every womans different init just hit her walls from a different angle until you find the sweet spot
my /mu/ thread is floppering>>>/mu/130463960
also there is literally nothing wrong or unusual about a 4chan poster autistically organizing their little special interest images but i just think its weird to refer to that as being a "lawchad"
The American male is deeply susceptible to posting about black men. Their brain reacts to the melanin when they think about it
daylight come and me wan go home
gfstein was born and raised in belfast and told me that she hates both catholics and protestants equally
>>221905034>I'm not fussed eitherwayalways a laugh reading the cope you lonely incel freaks come up with
>>221905066The only Brazilian band I can name is CSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxCatDC1OQw
Was in Sainos the other day picking up bits for tea and I walked past a jeet that reeked so badly it ruined my appetite so I just bought crisps and went home
>>221905078you’re obsessed with america the same way i’m obsessed with negroes
picking up picky bits for tea
caetano veloso
>>221905089mald on I'll keep posting the 'demmies
Cody bro stop sharting in the wall*mart
picky bits for tea tonight
on my lunch breakseven eighths of the way through the working week for those keeping track
picking bits out of my arse for tea
>>221905038pole seeking more like
new Popeslop just dropped
bambi blacks has a really fucking grim setup. its a sweaty room in a council house where a roster of about 12 slappers lie there like beached whales while the fattest ugliest blokes youve ever seen cum consecutively into their loose pussies. they dont even clean up from the fella before them. the camera man spends a minimum of 60% of the time focused on the mans hairy arse. the women all sound like sean bean and you can hear them laughing and blokes farting in the background while the shagging is going on. awful to think that this is all happening in an estate somewhere near me
>>221905117i told my gf about you and she laughed and said you're a weirdo
Gagging for a masala
moo deng just got brutally anal raped, it's on the news lads
lunch coming along nicely
Mad how people did actually get nuked
>>221905154corr
>>221905163ah yes piss fried chicken in the TMHR POHP machine
>>221904925Never watched Mary Poppins lad? There's a whole song about Portobello Road. Think it's Mary Poppins anyway, could be bedknobs and broomsticks (superior movie in every way)
>>221905147truth nuke
>>221905113mental how he was jailed for making good music
Pope shouldn’t be on x, politicians shouldn’t be on x. Why does nobody talk about how dystopian it is
think my apple watch is a bit shagged it's refusing the chargemight ditch the smart watch SHITE and buy myself a nice casio or timex
might go see the backrooms alone tonight
>>221905147Something really off about Anthropic.
*takes a drag of a cigarette*forget it. black pussy changed, rorke
Feeling blackpilled & furious
>>221905185how is it any more dystopian than them being on radio or tv
>doing crossword>clue: fragrance 4 letters>answer: odor Fucking yanks
>>221905147Most humans are some combination of evil and retarded.
Kier starmer posting offical statements on moshi monsters
>>221905163You can kiss that nonstick coating goodbye
>>221905185oh my god he made a good post this day will go down in history
>>221905185we had that conversation when obama was president and it just slowly became normal
>>221905151why should care about some sperg's foid opinion
>>221905213would rather converse with an evil entity than a cold, unfeeling one
>>221905147Yeah but I still thank them when they do my work for me
Feeling restless + unfulfilled
>>221905147>mature through relationships>know from within what love, work, friendship and responsibility meanah yes key features of what defines a human that I and everyone else here share
honey I rorked the kids
>>221905188Always grimace at smart watches to be honestSuppose those fitbit things are alright if you're a runner or something but could never get behind apple or galaxy watches n that
>>221905149don't think anybody asked you to make this post and as such I think you should delete it.
>>221905205most other AI companies know that they're selling dogshit to retardsanthropic has actually drunk the kool-aid
>>221905210Because X is only for a certain demographic of people. Nobody I know uses it, people who post x screenshots seem demented as well. It’s a cesspool, tv was at least a neutral space that broadcasted into everyone’s living rooms, not a scroll away from porn and nazi shite
>>221905253you’ve never loved anyone? not even your mother?
redpill me on Inverness
>>221905262because you can't afford one yeah?
>>221905211Was gonna post a pic of hodor from game of thrones but I saved a pic and turns out it was a fucking webp If I ever meet the cunt who came up with that I'll batter fuck out of him I swear
>>221905203I would do that but Friday is the worst day to go to the cinema, too many date night types. I usually do my incelviewings midweek
What an angel
>>221905163omdz rorke it' an AIR fryar
>>221905280All unmoderated fora tend towards that. Just human nature.
don't think it's actually the pope typing it, probably just someone who works for him
"Picky bits" sounds like someone picked their scabs and served it up in a bowl as foodThat's how disgusting that phrase is
anyone else get small growths of pus on their arms n chest n that?
>>221905149i subbed to her website when steaming once to see how grim her other videos were outside of the virgin onethere's a couple that are like you described but there's a fella eating the creampies out of the slag
hardly "love" my mumit's more tolerate because she's hysterical all the time for no reason.
>>221905230so rattled you cant even type lmao
>>221905313do you live with her
>>221905280i think youre basically wrongtwitter is used by almost every news outlet, politician, and media/celebrity figure in the world it's a very normal way to get the message out
>>221905280Call it twitter you wankrag
>>221905313ever shagged her?
>>221905280It's mad how rightoids went from>We must regulate TV, protect the children!To>We mustn't regulate social media, I want to say racist shite online!
southern gothic mogs european gothic
Picky bits triggers Heathermong's OCD
>>221905302wonder what her fanny looks like
Shall be ensuring picky bits are mentioned several times every day without fail
>>221905311That dollie little is a bit nice though. There's one where there's an orgy with 2 girls and one is a shaved/bald and she pisses at the end but I could never find it again.
Need the 3 strike laws so scrotes can be put in work camps for the rest of their lives and become useful to society
>>221905325I think you’re one of those demented goblins with no soul who have no grasp on how dystopian shit is. Bet you haven’t gone into nature or touched a tree in your life you council estate rancid freak. I hope you scramble your brain with pornography and kill yourself
>>221905391Hopefully they shoot me for not complying
>>221905379how are they still pushing this obvious lie
Jesus some of you are so fucking boring and annoying I don't know how you get through the fucking day I swear. How do you live with yourself?PICKY BITS HURRR I SAID IT AGAIN there are literal retards with more self awareness.
>>221905379love wanky generation war finance articles
>>221905324>>221905341no
lets gooo>>221900853>>221900853
>>221905407solitary until you start toiling in the mines
>>221905289I got a Samsung one free with my phone a couple years ago. They just look like shit compared to an actual watch, and are wholly a gimmick for people that love to consume.
>>221905314nah I've just puilled an allnighter and even on a full nights worth of sleep there's a chance of a random spelling mistake
reheat rice cooker rice
New>>221905442
>>221905379>You will never be able to afford a home and create a family>But look at all the shiny toys you can get into debt for!
>>221905419not worth getting annoyed over is it
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
