Baited for this exact response edition
I bet solitary confinement would be easy
>>221905379my grandfather was in his 20s at the peak of human quality of life, he owned a home at 22 as a mechanic, and married my 16 year old grandmother at 25 years old
Japanese curry is so fucking bvsed
Any picky bits today lads?
charlie bigham's picky bits
>>221905379The newspaper for wealthy boomers is trying to deflect blame away from wealthy boomers? Shocking.
>>221905466I already live in solitary confinement
no more foids in politics
>>221905406you can't just keeping saying dystopian as if it means something without any further contexta religious figure using a platform that touches every corner of the world to spread his message seems like an aggressively normal thing for him to be doing
im bringing sexy back
You know what really picks my bits?
Back from a 3 day ban for saying Iran has the right to defend itself during a /brit/ ZOG raidDid I miss owt?
I've got a red top on and blue dungarees like Super Mario Brothers
>>221905473It doesn't taste of anything. What's the point of a bland curry.
Went to the Asian supermarket with an Asian girl once, only time I ever felt like I allowed to be there
>>221905473literally just chippy curry sauce
nth for the gyaldem
>>221905489scroble
Picky bits everybody haha see I'm one of you I said what you all keep saying picky bits picky bitsWe're friends now aren't we
Kill all moids apart from trannies. Moids are evil and violent and I don't care if we go extinct as a species.
>>221905473invented by the english, rorku
been dying for an arse wank with the new toy i got but been shitting liquid and mess the last weekmaybe its a sign
>>221905489when the brsc pack weed hit
>>221905469mental how his progeny (you) turned into a likely porn-addicted incel who obsesses over racial demographics and blames all his problems on “The Jews” from his bedroom
>>221905501Nah lad nothing interesting happened, we've done picky bits for tea so feel free to grab a plate
>>221905485Corr wonder what picky bits they're having with their drinks
>>221905528
>>221905509this was me with those eastern european shopsthey're so hostile if they see you as an outsider
>I can't pick at this
>>221905532BradG kush
>>221905475bigham's poster is the autumnclue cunt though
>>221905528What the fuck is a butter pie? Surely it can't be what I think it is
>>221905531you gotta fast for a day if you really want to go at it with confidence
mhmm dey got their wings yeh? picky bits laid out for the funeral yeh? x
I've noticed some of you aren't saying picky bitsI'm saying picky bits why aren't you saying picky bits? Don't you know everyone is saying picky bits? It's a new memeOn /brit/ we call memes gimmicks haha
>>221905487Don’t reply to me anymore. I don’t like what you have to say. I don’t like your point of view. It lacks awareness of reality
>>221905280>>221905487X is obviously terrible these days but I don't think it's so bad if the Pope uses it. What else should he use? Nobody cares about Threads. I guess he could use Instagram.
In Japan it is traditional to eat the chopsticks after consuming the meal
mfw rorke
>>221905534The only rational conclusion anyone could come to
haaands across the waterwater
>>221905528why so much makeup to work as a cook
he posts about picky bits because it's one of those things stupid people sayit's sort of like his obsession with how people hold pens, the way they write, etc
>>221905519ThisIt's nice but I found it difficult to eat as a meal, probably because I've only had it as a sauce. Imagine eating pots of chippy curry sauce, was very sickly. Did have a very spicy one in Jinbocho that wasn't as sweet, that was peng
>>221905574she dain "bruh moment"
>>221905564Do you know what Google is?
>>221905579Call it fucking twitter you absolute mong
>>221905564Sliced Maris Piper potatoes, roast onion puree, double cream, white pepper, nutmeg
>>221905592i know loads of stupid peoplei am onenever heard nor said picky bits in my life
>>221905564mostly onions and potatoesdunno why the fuck anyone would get that over cheese and onion
dvde call it what it's not called or I'll cry
Noticed basically every anime movie and series in the past 5 years or so, no matter the genre or theme, ends with the same message of "okay, now please go breed, get married, become a normalfag adult, become a happy cog in the machine, please just fucking have kids".Really makes you think...
the twitter rebrand was probably the biggest corporate mistake in recent memory
might log in to my blackman catfish tinder account now everyone has got all frothy in the sun seeing them about
>>221905529foids are what tempted Adam, without foids we'd still be frolicking in Eden hand in hand with bears
Flour flavour pie
>>221905519not actually. chippy curry sauce is just concentrate with addedjap curry uses various vegetables, stock, shit like mirin and rice vinegar, and also the concentrate. i know this because i cook it regularly
>>221905610HA YOU SAID PICKY BITSITS LIKE THE NEW SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN HAHA SIX SEVEN SIX SEVENHEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME IM DOING THE MEMEPICKY BITSSIX SEVEN
>>221905635added *water
>>221905621name 17 anime movies and series where this happens
>>221905604>>221905612Sounds alright but yeah chucking some cheese in there would make it loads better
Get the bits of cheese picked
He's really rattled by it isn't he
>>221905630Actually foids and moids were happy equals when it was adam and lilith. but then the moid decided he didn't want an equal but a slave to cook for him and to rape at will, and lilith was replaced with eve. It's all explained in the dead sea scrolls.
Of course I use AI, everyone does it! You don’t want be left behind do you? Of course I used X, everyone does, it’s totally normal to make offical global statements on it, all the celebrities use it, you don’t want to be left behind do you? Of course I walk towards the mental and social decline of the world, everyone is doing it, it’s normal. You don’t want to be sane so you? Everyone’s doing it! All the big names
>>221905641picky bits six seven picky bits six seven!!!
what does specky mean
Mad how in Japan the woman confesses the bloke and that's how they get into relationships
>>221905600No never heard of it, do you mean Alphabet Search?
young man ruining his life over picky bits
>>221905635You're not making it properly then It is chippy curry sauce you vile weeb cooking and bragging about eating fake Jap food
Was talking to my mate from Manchester about picky bits and he said that they also call it bits and bobs up thereDon't think there's anything wrong with picky bits as a meal though, it's just like a small kid's party finger food buffet when it's too hot to put the oven on. In my house we just called it snacks
Right well that's a naked teenage boy
>>221905692shut up you miserable incel mong
>>221905680leftypol
might start saying watch it instead of hello like everybody in only fools
um
cheesy michael
>>221905672Wearing glasses, would be speccy though, like spectacles. You speccy twat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8AACgXem6o
>>221905726bonjour
saw something most would describe as gay but a shocking amount of people dont
your mum licking the smeggy bits on my bellend
australians: eating heaps of shitnote: it means they're eating lots of shit, not actual heaps
>>221905719Do you mean wotcha?
Picky bits for dindins x
>>221905689haha you said it you said the meme
Being gay isn't about whether you shag men or not. It's about your mindset.
>>221905703heathermong hates it because of his obsession with british people infantilising things like when he goes off about how the nhs website uses words like poo or wee instead of urine or stool
>>221905692most japanese cooks will be using the concentrate when making japanese curry. slightly weird why that upsets you so much.
started watching virgin island and there's a lad there who's a virgin because he's unemployed and wakes up and just goes and sits on his computer for 15 hours and then goes to bed and just rinse and repeats his whole life.can you imagine?
Lads, er, it's a bank holiday on Monday.You understand, of course, this means the BIG fucking cans all weekend like a mad lad
Quite enjoying this picky bits melty. Really should being caught caring about anything in here.
>>221905746no it's not smeggy bits its picky bitspicky bitssay it
You're all retarded. All of you. Except me. I'm smart.
>>221905692For me it's Curry Mee
>>221905777would have thought you'd realise from that thread the other day that basically no one here likes you.
wish I did more with my life when I was a young man
>>221905784>Really should being caught caring about anything in here.???
on the ‘phetamines today lads may goon to sissy hypno in the work bathroom
Slicing my bellend off with a razor and feeding it to the pigeons
Everyone with their same stock phrases ooh yes very clever very funny
sir um post
>>221905804fuck up
>you should watch g fighter gundam bro it's even better than zeta>watch it>it's shit
>>221905769What's your favourite concentrate? I'm a big fan of Goldfish, but I think that's Chinese
>>221905798I don't like youI think you're the same guy who often makes very mean posts to people that don't deserve itI think it's very important to you to feel like you fit in here and you think acting the way you do reinforces that you dobut it doesn't, you're just an off putting cunt
>>221905825
>>221905741Umm hi x_x
>>221905834think you have me confused with someone else lad
>>221905798Here's the thing, ladI don't care about you or anyone else who doesn't like me
>>221905832dude but the tequila gundam is so epic! and the nether gundam haha it's a windmill!
>>221905798I like himso you're a liarwhy are you lying?
>>221905825UM
Nobody speaks Gaelic or Cornish and I'm tired of having to pretend they're real languages
>>221905787I have never heard of a catholic being miraculously healed only Pentecostal protestants
>>221905851well you clearly do otherwise you wouldnt have responded.plus spending a significant portion of your life in a place most people dislike you isnt the flex you think it is. just a bit weird really
>>221905845Nah he's got you down
>>221905833My favourite concentrate is Rule Number 95, kid (you won't get this joke but it is a corker!)
>>221905888dont think he has considering he's confused me with someone else
>>221905861me after 7 stellas
In the 2000s the best way to find single milfs was unironically on WoWYet seems today most boomers can't operate a mobile phone, what happened?
gf told me she thinks of me when she hears radiohead’s creep
>>221905664
dain a wee jobbie
When will they learn that ponies are not permitted on 4chan.
the tip top banter
"um" has run its course
>>221905922holly bum
why do bisexual niggas say they’re “confused” or “curious”nigga i think it’s pretty obvious if you want to suck dick
>>221905922wish my mum looked like holly
Poo seal
Right I've decided the intellectual capacity of the general has declined to a point that despite my addiction to this site I'm no longer able to communicate effectively with other posters It's essentially like im trying to hold a reasonable funny conversation and overtime my comrades in /brit/ have devolved in front of my eyes, from equally funny and bright lads, into drooling autistic retards blowing bubbles and repeating the same phrases to themselves in the corner
cheeeesy michael open up this door
>>221905919minimod
how often do women have to shave their legs and armpits? not every day surely
>>221905953I feel the same wayI should quit this placeI should
>>221905967every day
>drooling autistic retards blowing bubbles and repeating the same phrases to themselves in the corner
>>221905803Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>221905884>you responded so you careI'm sorry, lad, for copnfusing you. I don't care that you hate me. I do care that your hate sustains my willard being hard, you see.>significant portion of your lifeErm, I don't think you're this retarded. Can you try again
>>221905922Drivel
>>221905992a lot of words for someone who doesnt care. cope on you sad act.
/brit/ has basically always been drooling autistic retards blowing bubbles and repeating the same phrases to themselves though
>>221905953yeah nice one fuck off
>>221905908can already tell this is gonna be the song my future gf associates with me.”https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw?si=zKL2c_0-qSV5A7NW
>>221906012screaming at this
Oh no the pompous little incels want to leave
doing a 'gay umrape'
>>221906005I don't care that you hate me, lad.Sorry if that upsets you.
too easy to rattle you fuckers lol. just told cansmong no one likes him. literally the shittiest primary school insult going and he's wigging out about it lmao
makes me sick thinking of what snowdon is like nowjust 24/7 tiktak retards and wogs covering every inch of every trail
Just giving the shocked emoji reacts to the woman complaining to me on teams about systems not working in china
Pooey
>>221906052seems like you care a lot actually
Bradley getting his foot stuck on telly is going to be the highlight of some peoples' years
every time i smoke i light 4 raws
>>221906056>wigging outHow old are you?And Canslad at the youthful age of 72 thought he was old???>>221906089Your lack of grammar is triggering me.
>>221905861DEAD TING
just joined the gooners anonymous recovery network
>>221905975surely not every day though really
canslad here to say that i don't care what you think of me and by the way i'm canslad, that's my nickname you should use it haha, and yeah i'm completely not bothered. cans? big cans? remember that?
>>221906106i reckon you have no relationships irl either.
time for my one meal of the day
>>221906129this long angry back and forth im having? means i dont care mate. not bothered at alllol
>>221906129Alri canslad? Canslad here. How are you doing, lad?>>221906132Erm, my full time 24/7 carer?
I get bloated like a hog if I eat more than one sandwich a day
Going after canspaedo is low hanging fruit 2bh.
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: A.J. & Big Justice are avid readers of /brit/
>>221905442
>>221906196Big Justice: "I am a big fan of when they post the ponies!"
I fucking love Orcs. I want to to get fucked to death by a gang of 7 foot tall Amazonian orc barbarian women. Every day I'm on Skyrim getting my worthless humie cock and holes shagged and dominated by superior Orcish women.I live to be an Orc woman's slave. It's all I want or need. I can't stress enough how intense my fetish for female orcs is.
year 9windy day
>>221906122this depending on whether we win tonight
>>221906181no we must dedicate hundreds of posts to chastising and lampooning him for his crime of being annoying and cringeworthy
Joined the Goonies anonymous recovery network. Sometimes I'm watching that film 6,7 times a day
>>221906229for me it's dexipron's femdom orc
>>221906247I am a part of the Wolfpack which hates Corey Feldman sorry
The patter is dire in here today
>>221906181>not filtering all his catchphraseshe doesn't even exist to me
the two consecutive numbers
>>221906279little Scotch fella is it, wake up on the wrong side of your haggis?
might buy a shirt
>>221906316ridiculous lie
>>221906296>not filtering all flags except the union jack
rorke do you have any plates upstairs love can you take them down xx
>>221906275Apology NOT accepted
Mental how I can't access anything intended for 18+ online anymore, despite being in my 30s, because the government needs to "protect the children" from seeing anime boobs o algo
>>221906303Absolutely fucking done him
Wanking my grotty knob to the thought of being Lucy Letby's abusive prison officer
I gawt tha poison I gawt tha poison
rorke getting his bussy plapped
>>221906393ok
Fuck me. Get him on the walks NOW
>>221906367I just magically disappear and reappear in France whenever I need to view porn.
>>221906367a rare W for westminister sorry not sorry, creepazoid
>>221906367just not true ive literally just had a wank on pornhub in a normal browser
Hair transplant consultation tomorrowThey'll make me so pretty
>>221906405needs a shopping walk once againwonder if he's still got shopper bear
>>221906405youre from sainsburys aren't you
>Hair transplant consultation tomorrow>They'll make me so pretty
what we all gooning to this afternoon then x
>>221905953If I say picky bits and other people say picky bits then it's like we're friends. I'm so starved of human contact that I can see someone say picky bits and feel like I'm seen. I know they saw me say it and now they're saying it. We're basically holding hands, walking together through the despair of loneliness. If you take my picky bits away from me I'll kill myself.
gotta run the generator again tonight. the lush life
>>221906480hair transplant before pics x
got mad worry lines on my forehead cause of all the worrying I do
>>221906480picky bits
>>221906505Picky bits
>>221906480im planning to just cry before i go to sleep
>>221906462not far off my own current hairline that
>>221906480cheesy michael
>>221906482
>>221906534eating my first orange in 10 yearsforgot they taste like this
criminal how little ive done at toil this week
>>221906554cheesy michael
>>221906535thank mr skeltal and thank you, for the opportunity to communicate in the shallowest way humanly possiblewe're basically best friends nowit's like you're in my bedroom sharing my toys
>>221906572Just the picky bits eh?
>>221906572I work less than half the hours I get paid for it's really quite mental how they continue to put up with me
>>221906480i'll probably get some nudes from ladies from tinder like i usually do.
>>221906598little picky bits of nudes?
>>221906617is this a new gimmick
>>221906598how do you get them
getting gang vanta blacked
>>221906632yes lass love a breast me
>>221906632dont go posting sexy things mate ive just showered to go out after toil and i cant have a wank right nowplease mateplease
>>221906632Inappropriate for the workplace
need to buy stuff don't know what
>>221906633chat for a bit and then ask. can usually tell in the first fifteen twenty minutes whether a bird will be up for it or not.
>>221906630If you don't know about the picky bits meme then how can you call yourself a die hard obsessive /brit/ poster?we've all been saying it nonstop for about two days now
>>221906669im guessing most of them are low-mid tier foids
hey rorke, hold this
what do you do when you're bored?
>>221906679ah see i was just testing you to see if you also had the right to call yourself a die hard obsessive /brit/ poster and you passed THIS time but ive got my eye on you i recognise your extremely distinctive posting style
>>221906700i knew that was gonna happen
>>221906712fuck up vito
>>221906702poo
>>221906680some of them yeah but some are proper lookers too. there's a few on there that i just come back to every now and then to do sexy talk and exchanging photos and they do the same, instead of bothering to meet up
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b.
>>221906702drink myself unconscious while chain smoking and watching game of thrones videos on youtube
>>221906726you can't upload photos on tinder so i assume you get their number? or snapchat
>>221906726You're a timewaster
>>221906367woke tyranny gone mad
>>221906722you cant talk to me like that, im a captain now
>>221906728Hello Fares I'm MattI'm full English I don't know what R1b means but congratulations on that
>>221906480not in the mood for gooning today, I'm in mourning
>>221906739yeah just move to whatsapp and that. used to use snapchat cuz obviously loads of birds are more willing to send nudes if they're going to autodelete, but i just got lazy and started sticking to whatsapp.>>221906741whose time?
got so much of the thread filtered right now
>>221906769What's happened?
Lovely day today, very mild and refreshing. A lot nicer than the past couple of days where the heat felt oppressive. Cheers
>>221906843a sikh just stole $20k from our town's soup kitchen
>>221906843I love a brown guy stabs a white guy and everyone is like holy shit it wasn't a muslim???
>>221906843the....unusual suspects?
>>221906791heysel anniversary
Don't hear much about Chinese burns anymore
>>221906883pink pokémon :D
>>221906751who knew when he said he was appealin to the janny that's what he meant
anyway hes gone now... our diego...crazy fuckin maniac
>>221906823thanks honor... great update...
>>221906843>they’ve had our backsHave they really though…
Mihai- PatriotHomealone - PatriotMikey - PatriotHeatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardMousey- EugenicistEmployed Woman - A scary manCanslad - RetardEmmayank - RetardLeftypol - TraitorBelgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireRorke- Next Level Moses
>>221906922you know who loved god? it was our diegs
>>221906944they haven't been stabbing people and raping kids so they're basically saints
>>221907005wanna bet?
and yet octopus aren't doing a free energy sessionrobbing bastardsthey're getting it all for free anywayliterally energy out of thin air
Lads, remember, wait for me to make the /new/ at 310 posts and don't be making no earlies cause janman is active
>>221907005>raping kidsLol too much Tommy Robinson videos me thinks
Absolutely nuts that managerstein insists on having our one to one meetings at 3m on a Friday. Suppose the benefit is neither of us give a shit so we just do smalltalk for 4 minutes and then fuck off.
>>221906946he said a scared man
Livestrong bands, now those were goodI had the anti-racism one and it was considered rare because it was two bands interlocked
Me? Just had a Subway and it was lush and I mean LUSH xUsed me points on the app so it only cost a fiver for footlong meal deal. Not bad.
Got my BBC porn on
Not even a 5 minute window
>>221907059they need to be rebootedget me 10 bands for all my causesproper ones not those cheap ones that snap after ten minutes
im not human
>>221907059More of a shag bands type of guy me
rorkes latest cop
>>221906916patsie's laugh in this scene is funnier than the fucking joke
>>221907041We're back to pretending the rape gangs aren't happening again are we?
>>221907133screaming
Rorke fighting off girls trying to snap his shag bandLeftypol trying to convince Rorke to snap his shag bandRasheed forcibly snapping girl's shag bands and pretending it means they consented to being raped by the Paki Blinders
>>221907138its the white man's holocaust
>>221907138That didn't happen.And if it did, it wasn't that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, that's not my fault.And if it was, I didn't mean it.And if I did, you deserved it.
>>221907138Where's the evidence?
leftypol believing women until rasheed rapes his sister
>>221907061grim
>>221907061It lush lad
>>221907138Not really just not some stupid goy who can only do binary thinking. >Between 2021 and 2024, convictions of Indian nationals for sexual offences in the UK rose by 257%, jumping from 28 to 100 cases. This marked the highest percentage increase among all foreign national groupsI thought they were are bros???
Get the subway in the bin
>>221907214then wanking furiously
im subway
might write my own anime and sell it to some japanese people to make it a show
rorke thinking about incest
started watching youtube videos at 0.25x speed
>>221903915
>>221907282>>221907282>>221907282Ta for waiting, lads!
not posting in that one, someone make another
dont use his thread
real>>221907340>>221907340>>221907340
>>221907302>>221907330Try this one, lads!>>221907282
canscunt btfo
