Sunny afternoon editionold: >>221905442
we are all in here
this is the thread
this is the one
posting in this one
saw an indian male chinese female couple earlier. you don't see that every day
*falls over myself rushing into this thread*
Not ta worry, lads!We'll be in the right thread soon enough.Canslad is always happy to captain the ship.
why is everyone nasty to the Irish guy
>>221907390we are boycotting your threads
>>221907393just an annoying gimp without any self-awareness isnt he
I wonder how awful the video quality will be if I try to post a 2 minute video and stay in the 4MB size limit
*runs into the thread like it's a movie and the doors are slowly closing slipping in by the skin of my teeth*
>>221907393They're a bit racist, you see.Disrespectful of other cultures, if you will.
>>221907393obnoxious cunt who post people just have filtered
>>221907393his entire life is literally just making the new, pickling his liver and melting down when he doesn't get the new
>>221907412>movieFOY
*runs over to the thread like when I run over to rorke to rape him*
Get the radon levels checked
Where is the lad who accuses others of using a pedo botnet
>>221907340Ah, Ruby.What I wouldn't give to take a nice big shite into her gaping mouth
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>rubymong>cansmong>timmymongreal fucking shite start to the thread
>>221907451habitually spamming about picky bits
New heathermong OCD obsession just dropped
i love this pheno
>>221907454get it processed by your digestive system then subsumed into mine for a secondary digestion
>>221907448Radon is an essential part of a healthy diet
good stevening lads
>>221907428Not really a reason to be nasty tho
>>221907393But, lad, on a more serious note.day /brit/ is filled with spergs who are neets or postiong while not at toil and not making money and don't like that hometoil for Canslad is a thing>>221907502Not a really big fan of taking big shites into a tranny's mouth, you see, trannylad.
enjoyed that post but an aussie did it before hope you're still here lad>>122112645
been rewatching the Last Dance documentary. Now there was some kinohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780063505916314.webm
>>221907393There's three people who post under the Irish flag in /brit/. Mboko who's a nigerian gaylord. The greek who /brit/ helped immigrate to England and then who went to Ireland for more bennies and is a self-admitted paedophile. And Canslad. All I know about canslad is that he likes his cans.
nth for the baddiedem
this nigga actually willingly went to a subway in the big 26 oh my god
>>221907516We need a kindness revolution here on /brit/Being mean isn't coolWhat's cool is being nice!
>>221907381How do you know she was Chinese?
I have watched scat porn and eaten real female poo for decades.Ones that are fake are a segment of recent Japanese scat videos and a small segment of Russian scat. Betty Parlour plays with real poo.You can tell by the smear of poo, real genuine poo smears a similar way each time, with a similar colour and consistency almost each time. Japanese fake poo can't copy this.You can tell by the consistency, shape, colour and texture of firm logs of poo. Firm logs of poo have a lovely texture that can't be copied with accuracy. While softer poos or diarrhea poos can be copied there's still ways to tell what is genuine poo and what is chocolate. Being around real poo for as long as I have it's easy to spot a fake.Heaps of people think mfx and german scat is fake because the girls are so extreme and passionate with poo and vomit. Truth is they genuinely love it. And a number of people just think everything is fake, there's heaps of people in the forums who claim anything that isn't efro is fake.From my personal point of view a major turn on is when girls are very aroused by turds, but I'm also aroused when they don't like turds. Either way I find it very sexy.
>>221907551good post
>>221907535gona cry? lol
Canslad once got so drunk that he posted his arsehole in the /brit/cord
>housing is expens-oh
Okay but is anyone on the booze?
:|that post was about eating poo
>>221907562Don't think I can cry over a tranny, lad.>>221907563Was your mum's x
business idea: a fourth memeber f the thexx family combining 'there' and 'are' I was thinking 'thare"
I'm on the Smiths scampi fries
Gonna stop using the internet forever from now on. It no longer serves me. It’s no longer interesting nor freeing, it’s turned into yet another trap. I will face the forest and turn to literature and my friends, family, and romantic partners. Goodbye internet. It’s been a laugh but now the curtain closes.
>>221907617the xx make some good music
Okay lads I am upsetI am cryingJust fucking migrate to my thread please>>>Thanks
watching a movieno, I won't tell you which one or what I think about it.
prefer radox mein european countries, adverts for shampoo have ladies with their tits out in them. saw one once.
Police interviewed both men. Digwa stated that Nowak had started a drunken fight and racially abused him. Police then handcuffed Nowak, who reportedly told the police that he had been stabbed. Nowak's last words are said to be “I can’t breathe.” When Nowak collapsed, they removed the cuffs and administered first aid, but Nowak died on the scene.
I don't use Dove since they got all those ugly disabled people in the adverts, but I used to use Dove before that
>>221907663woke and nimbys wouldn't allow it here
>>221907677i dont care
I'm depressed and suicidal
>>221907687You do
why did pixar have to peak with WALL E
>>221907642see you tomorrow mate
Notice how there was no wednesday this week
>>221907558Alright didn't expect to learn this today
>>221907699Get a shag
>>221907571https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88804710#>all the interior photos are fake
british men are so cucked that they will never start a race war
redpill me on moving to Oxford
Seems particularly dead in here today. Suppose the normals are all out doing things with people who like them
Need to kms in a way that's peaceful and my body is never foundQuite the predicament
music is too long these days. give me a couple of 30 second songs and be done wiht it.
>>221907676>Nowak was under the legal limit>also turns out there was no racial abuseI think East Asians are the only foreigns I've not seen lie about being racially abused
To all my /brit/ friends I sayBING BONG BILLY BONG
>>221907713Now you mention it
Catberge had a seizure and fell out the window and started spasming on the floor :(He's sleeping on my bed now bless him
>>221907787take it to the vet you evil tranny freak
Wasn't supposed to drink tonight but the cans are calling me. Really need to knock it on the head.
>>221907787
>>221907787Post selfie with face visible to be mocked for being a man in a dress
Show me your memes. Don't explain them. Just show me.
>>221907802Kahtim
>>221907806scr
>>221907810
>>221907797No need to sign your posts
>>221907810This one I feel is particularly sharp
gervaisposting... that one died out fast.
alysa liu beyblade sex rape
Old
*takes a pull of cigarette*blow dat nigga head smoove off
eating crisps
>>221907918woolies beef mince
>>221907767only problems they’ve ever caused have been related to the chinese super embassy, and that’s probably fractional compared to what the yanks get up to under the “special relationship” and their usual zog business. if only we had conquered the sinosphere and not the subcontinent…
Can't have candy for breakfast any more because of woke
right well
>>221907932i see that reddit filename u aint slick lil jayden
rorke flummoxed
>>221907932one of the guys from mastodon who made this song died last year, riphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM
>>221907951someone doesn't know about the chinese opium dens that used to kidnap little girls and prostitute them when they first got here
having my 2nd poo of the dayfeel free to comment belowwhat's your thoughts?
>>221907969could be but im not reading all that shite so we'll never know
>>221907964I just google shit when I need it since I'm a perpetual phonechad
pretty sure i saw someone at the beach hiding from the sun under that thing fs. big fucking umbrella looking thing.
>>221907978gonna pretend like i didnt read your post because i love eating chinese food and fucking their women. behave yourself from now on
Just thought 'I'll save it for Friday', not realising it is in fact Friday today. Get in.
>>221907969good post
>>221907987you black nigger
>>221907969hate this faggot boomer
>>221907969Leftypol doing cartwheels and somersaults to try and defend hitting children now
>>221908021Ok cheesecake
footballs coming homeit's coming homeit's coming
brother-in-lawberg poked fun at me for pronouncing "potato" as "patayda"gonna bash his head in next time i see him
got the tunes on, commencing steamtoil https://youtu.be/DKsj5mCR7qs
*psssssht*
>>221907978Did that actually happen or is this some attempt to deflect from Muslims doing basically exactly that on an industrial scale for the last 30+ years?
>>221908036Don't really see how that's noncey, sorry.
>>221907969not sure where he's getting this stereotype that people hitting kids are millenial-coded bearded cat dads when atp it's firmly relegated to the maga-reform-one nation crowd
leftypol giving baby rorke a smackbaby rorke sparking out leftypol
>>221907969sam hyde’s a retarded pedophile neanderthal but trvke nonetheless
kino
the so-called "asian grooming gangs" rorke has been so up-in-arms about
>>221908062Good lad
Kidnapping girl guides and making them bake cookies like something out of breaking bad
>>221908090gp
>>221908083>dont see how being okay with children being raped in exchange for a takeaway is noncey>>221908080it's an actual thing. before the muzzies were doing it, the chinese were. there's loads of firsthand accounts of it, especially in victorian-era writings.
>>221908086millenial-coded bearded cat dad-types are wolves in sheeps clothing lol i’d believe it
rorke blowing baby leftypops head smoove off
Thank you for your contributions. This meme inspection has been fruitful.
would shag a fat woman just to feel what it's like
Going to start a manscaping business and get podcast hosts to relentlessly shill it
>>221908119Can you provide evidence that it happened?
>>221908107giwtwm
>>221907787Poor 'berg
>>221907969I got hit a lot as a child and it broke me
Rorke watching heated rivalry with his mum
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
>>221908165I think I've got that exact lamp
>>221908148Finger on the pulse of pop culture right here
Opened a stocks and shares isa feel very grown up. Don't know what any of it means so just going to wing it.
>>221908119Right well the people giving me my takeaway today aren't raping children or running child prostitution businesses are they?
>>221908179Love a good fujout x
starting a manscraping business to clean suicide jumpers off the city pavement
anime
>>221907810I
>>221908086you've got a point tbf I think it's the scummy types who hit their kids whether they're "politically left" or "politically right" leaning (not that goyim mongs actually have coherent world views)stereotypical millennial types are way more likely to just overly coddle their kids and treat them like their little mini me best friend so they grow up to be annoying bratsi work in healthcare and see it a lot, mothers talking to their 8 year old kid like they're still a baby, the kid won't stop crying to sit still and let the dentist do a simple filling
>>221908178Same. Utterly ruined my life. Spent every day since I can remember living in fear.
amerirorke thrown in the slammer
>>221908247*makes as if I’m going to hit you but don’t*hahaha
My parents were cunts and psychologically and sexually abused me but I very rarely got hit which is surprisingOnly times I got hit were when I was being proper out of order so it was fair
The Manchester airport pakis have got away with ithttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0px74kznxo
Discussion point for todayDo black people matter?
>>221908275How did they sexually abuse you
>>221908297pool cue up the clacker
>>221908297they ordered bambi blacks to my house as a "prank"
>>221908297kept saying i had a rubbish willy
>>221908297Want descriptions do you you nonce cunt
>>221908309poo bradley
>and sexually abused me
I reckon if some of you got hit you'd be far better people than you are today.
10 lashes to rorke for insubordinationAnyone care for join him?
>>221908086I reckon the "progressive" types are just as likely to hit their kids. A lot of emotionally unstable nutters in that crowd. They're definitely less likely to think it's a good thing, but look at how BLM behaved in public given the chance. Absolute psychos.
>>221908275im sorry, bro. that's terrible.
>>221908324>care for join himHahaha fucked it
Didn't get abused by parents but my older brother who I was too weak to fight back against would hold me down and punch me until I had bruises almost daily for years
>>221908314cor go on then
>>221908296Yh Saka will assist today against the frogs
>>221908341One day you'll be in my shoes, and it won't be funny
aussies be like "nawr!"
>>221908324>cafe for join himpaki spotted
>>221908342corrrthen what'd he do
What do you do to cope whenever a cringe or embarrassing memory pops into your head?For me it's making loud squeaking noises like a distressed gerbilOr grimacing and going "I'm GAAAY!!!" in a high pitched zesty manner or just saying "gay cunt"
For me I'd only hit them if they were getting into the kind of behaviour that will seriously wreck their life. You've got to weigh up the damage you will cause doing it vs the damage that happens if they carry on.
>>221908351Arsenal fan eh? Can you let your mates know that North London Forever is cringey as fuck
>>221908373he said i had a rubbish willy
>>221908342did he ever apologise
>>221908151Limehouse Blues by John Seed is one such example.>At the Trades Union Congress. in Birmingham in September 1916, seamen’s representatives complained that in Liverpool alone there were 4,000 Chinese living in lodging-houses which no Englishmen would be allowed by law to maintain. One speaker claimed to have witnessed opium smoking and gambling. Most shocking of all, he had seen English girls of fourteen going into Chinese lodging-houses at two and three in the morning>>221908211I don't know. But you've already stated you'll turn a blind eye to child rape in exchange for some food. So you're a nonce regardless.
>>221908323what a brown thing to say
>>221908381Soulless post
>>221908374i just know you’re fat as fuck irlcould not ever imagine a skinny person doing any of this
>>221908386No. My mum knows all about it but defends him to this day and has Stockholm Syndrome toward him where she thinks he's amazing and I'm a fuck up despite him living at home at 30+. Haven't spoken to any of them in 3 years
>>221908393>But you've already stated you'll turn a blind eye to child rape in exchange for some food.Ace reading comprehension
>>221908206Just dump money into vwrl into you understand stocks better
I'm straight but I can't get hard unless a black cock is involved
>>221908430Yeah I'd probably try to backtrack too if I was you.
>>221908419you need to recalibrate your fatdar i'm a spooky skellington mate
>>221908440Concession accepted
can i get a temperature check from britisherswhen are you ousting Two Tier Kier
AUSTIN, Mr. "Stone Cold" Stephen
never got abused by my parents but i was sexually abused by a woman who was in sixth form
>>221908449spiritually fat then. even worse
>>221908457nonce
*looks you head-to-toe in a meaningful undisguised fashion**glances back to notepad*so i see, you were hit as well? and now you spend your days on /brit/?*scribbles some more before faintly muttering beneath my breath*heavy... correlation... warrant... further.. possible link.. phimosis...
>>221908342Did he piss in your arse?
Would be mint if I could shag some 50 year old chink for a Donner meat and chips every timeWould go back for seconds
>>221908457Can't believe he conceded that argument lmao
catbergé
>>221908471why is it spiritually fat to hate myself for cringe and embarrassing memories thats a normal part of mortality if you have any self awareness
>>221908481Every accusation is a confession
>i'm straight but [gay shit]
escortmong asking retarded questions again is it
>>221908420My useless brother tried to rape my sister and my mum didn't do anything about it. Me and my sister are close, don't really see the others.
>>221908506Therefore it was actually YOU who conceded the argument. Brilliant stuff.
I got hit as a kid and ended up fine. They used to smack my arse with either a wooden or metal spoon
>>221908463Dont know
that is some appalling bait even for you
>>221908520I've already accepted your concession mate sorry it's done and dusted
did a think
>>221908527same one your uncle used
>>2219085270 self reflection fucking hell
>>221908527you’re not even trying with this shit anymore man
Pondering what to delete to make some room for a couple of Japanese scat porn videos.
>>221908527>and ended up fine
>>221908519Sorry to hear that mate. Hope you and your sister are doing well. From personal experience not having that supportive family network others get to have is the hardest thing to deal with.
>>221908535Unfortunately every accusation is a confession and thus when you accused me of conceding the argument, that meant it was actually you who conceded the argument, meaning it was done and dusted then.
the nelson scrandela
>>221907969When did he start writing super long tweets in this irritating Reddit style?
>>221908576I didn't accuse you of conceding, I accepted your concession. No accusation was made, just an acceptance from me of your concession.Hope this helps
>>221908600bit partial to madeleine mcscran
>>221908605rattled that freak
>>221908605One cannot accept something that doesn't exist and therefore you had to accuse me of doing it in order to accept it and thus you were actually confessing to your own concession and thus I won.
i'm seeing double herefour concessions
>>221908611cor unlimited hashb rownscan't sneeze at that really
>>221908600Looks really good but why are you eating on the floor?
panic on the streets of cheadle
>>221908602every grifting right wing faggot on twitter does it these days, this is what passes as intellectualism for them
>>221908613what kind of fucking name is that
>>221908600Bro is eating mouldy toast
nothing beats a jet 2 holiday
mad to think this lad's reacted this way because he's just learned that the chinese were drugging and raping english girls on an industrial scale just like muslims but he doesnt want to accept it because he fancies kpop dancers and likes chow mein or whatever. ironically making him exactly the kind of person who defends muslim grooming gangs.
>>221908614you've got all the scranswers>>221908630it's a wood table :/>>221908658it salmon
I accept your concession
Energy levels are too low to even play a game on the computer
>>221908649someone says to ali g "wagwan g, you see dat whamalam ting over der?"ali g replies "micia"
>>221908600looks lovely x
>>221908637He is totally correct but then throws in weird vulgar racism and antisemitism for no reason which just alienates 99% of people
This is legit a bargainhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87968802It's definitely worth way more than 4 1-million pound houses.
>>221908683Oh my bad haha Enjoy x
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
>>221908722well it's not really is itin fact it seems to be worth exactly 4 1-million pound houses
>>221908723ridiculous picture
weak concession but I accept it
https://propertyguessr.fun/fun gamebetter on fones
>>221908722Imagine how much you'd have to spend on upkeepYou'd need a whole crew of people just for the gardens
Yeah it's salmonSalmonella
>>221908722thats a gorgeous estatei think id kill my whole family for the deed to that
Is it drunk? Why is it making these really shit posts (shitter than usual)?
>>221908722Shropshire!!No idea where Claverley is though
>A coroner's inquest found that Carleton had died of a cocaine overdose "supplied to her by Reginald de Veulle in a culpable and negligent manner".[9] De Veulle was charged with manslaughter and conspiracy to supply a prohibited drug under Regulation 40b of the Defence of the Realm Act 1914, which had been passed in 1916 and made possession of both cocaine and opium illegal for the first time in Britain.[10][11] The trial was held before Mr Justice Salter, with Sir Richard Muir for the prosecution. De Veulle was acquitted of the first charge but pleaded guilty to the second, and was sentenced to eight months in prison.[9][12]>Reports of the trial exposed details of Carleton's private life and those of her friends, particularly de Veulle, who previously had been involved in a homosexual blackmail case and had dressed in women's clothes.[6][13] Although the milieu in which she moved was stigmatised as immoral and sordid, and although she had been the kept mistress of a man twenty years her senior, Carleton was seen largely as an innocent victim.[14]>Ada Song Ping You was a Scotswoman who had married a Chinese man (Song Ping You) from whom she learned to use opium.Mad that.
>>221908672>wereAre any of the perpetrators still alive? Because if not then who cares? Him eating Chinese food isn't supporting a community of child rapists is it? It's obviously not the same.
>>221908701>>221908729cheers de lads it lush x
>>221908626Hello,Thank you for contacting Concession Holdings LTD. Unfortunately as we have already accepted your concession, as per our terms of service we are unable to return it to you.You may find the full details of our usage terms on our website. We sincerely apologise for any inconvenience this has caused.Regards,Concession Holdings customer service>>221908672I'm not even the same personI just don't think having a chinese takeaway makes you a nonce because chinks were raping kids a hundred years ago
jet 2 holiday
>>221908784prefer on the beach
Got a henna tattoo in Thailand and it won't go away :/
>>221908722If I were rich/won the lottery I'd buy one of these big fuck-off manors and spend the rest of my days there
Ah Claverley is in-between Bridgnorth and Wolverhampton
Get ready, lads.We'll all be in the /new/
>>2219087533d star wars hologram of john mcaffees terrified screaming face just materialised out of my phone charger port
need my neighbour out of business
>>221908774him saying he doesn't care about children being raped because he likes the food and the women is what makes him a nonce. It's the exact same shite that people say to justify keeping muslim nonces in England.>>221908780See above. I'll be nice and not even mock you about that absolute cringe mess in the top half of your post that you spend actual time typing out.
>>221908797both good
>>221908722you could have 2 or 3 nice houses for that in different places and all of them would be manageable
>>221908825Rattled, done, and accepted
Hello! I'm a drunken Irish nonce, here's my sad obsessive gimmick...
>>221908722https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/162979571#/?channel=RES_BUYOne near me for 1.3 mil. Comes with a house, cottage and land!
>>221908871He also roleplays as Judge Dredd on 4chan and is obese
>>221908825>him saying he doesn't care about children being rapedHe didn't say that. He said he wanted to pretend you didn't say they used to rape kids, because he likes Chinese food. I'm not sure I can point out the difference to someone who doesn't see it on their own though.
mandatory nhs virginity loss sessions for every uk male on their 18th birthday so we never have to see this shit again >>221908825>>221908780>>221908773
>>221908885He's also like 50 years old
>>221908905True and he's disabled and lives with his mum and tried to sexually assault his Latvian co-worker
>>221908722corr need that garden tarmacked
>>221908871>>221908885>>221908905Hello, lads!How's the attempt at not being driven insane by me going?
>>221908885He also generates AI CSAM using noncey software
>>221908919For once some truth nukes
>>221908901>He didn't say that>He said [exactly that]good stuff lad. a little tip. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that" is condoning the action.
>>221908874i can smell the old people scent just by looking at these photos
It is a bit funny that he riles you lot up so much
>>221908902working on ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Island_(TV_series)
>>221908925you’re going to die alone btw
>>221908902Your concession has been denied, apologies for any inconvenience
>>221908815Why, what's he doing? I've got one who randomly screams "FUCK OFF!" every now and then which is very disturbing. He doesn't drink either so it's legit just him being a psycho.
>>221908949Ah I'll be in your thoughts, lad x
>>221908936Quite peng though isn't itWould love something like that if I'm being honest
Have to do gf's family bbqtoil on sunday. I get on with the immediate family just fine but then there's the extras like her step mums brother and his bratty kids. All a bit too much for a freak like me (sugababes)
you know what they say about trannies in glass houses
>>221908952My brother pretends to have arguments with historical figures and screams all night in his bedroom while imagining he's doing it
>>221908933Not when it is something that happened hundreds of years ago
TWENTY MILLION for a fucking terraced houseare londoners delusional?
>>221908962they'll cut themselves on the walls?
my sexual yoghurt
>>221908996>>221908996>>221908996
I think the thing wants to shag him that's why he obsesses over his age. Same as how it wants to shag SSM
>>221908933Saying "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that because it happened so long ago that it's not worth mentioning and might make me dislike innocent Chinese people whose food I like," is not the same as saying "I don't care if children get raped."I'm going to try to point out something so blindingly obvious that it's hard to imagine you're not trolling. Actually no it's impossible to show you something that you're just stubbornly refusing to see. I give up. Okay call him a nonce. No skin off my nose. I think you should know you're making yourself look silly though.
>>221909003The Thing wants to kill everything on Earth I don't think it even can shag
>>221909046Saying "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that thing about children being raped because it would mean I stop eating food I want to eat" is the same shit muslim apologists have been doing for decades. He is a nonce. If you hold the same views, you are a nonce. And you both approve of what happened in Rotherham and Rochdale by proxy.
>>221908750Glug glug glug
