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Me subedition
>>221908981Thing is though you can't beat the hustle and bustle of a big city!
>be so rattled by Canslad, Lord of /brit/ you make early /new/s to try to stop him
Any concessions going?
>>221909030The terror of knowing every time you step outside you could be stabbed at any moment is what really sells it
>>221909037gonna cry?
>>221909030that's just a safe for russian oligarch money
My brother also plays YouTube videos of historical figures giving speeches and pretends he's having an argument with them by screaming his responses to what they say in the video
Britannia rules the waves
I'm an internet tough guy
>>221909057look how beautiful she is
>>221909055and his brother wears women's clothing
Tim is getting the shit kicked out of him in that care home and you just know it
>>221909030lmao it's actually insane to pay this much and still live 10 minutes away from the cronem and mandem
>>221908996:P
>>221909037I genuinely think the tranny wants you to shag him. It probably fantasizes about you in a Judge Dredd mask and it clearly gets jealous of the Latvian lass from your toil
Nary a single snack to be had in the whole domicile
>canslad>fucking cansFOY FOY FOYit's tinslad or tinniesla
>>221909051In your head, in your headZombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ieWhat's in your head, in your head?Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh>>221909055Well that's what you'd do isn't it?>>221909070No, his brother wears man clothingSee, he's both. Like a retard
>>221909085Cronem live in Toronto
>>22190908547 million to own what's essentially just one of those yummy mummy chav houses but scaled up by like 30
no need to elaborate further
Due to unforeseen circumstances our concession sorting system is currently unavailable.Thabk you for your understanding.
>>221909095if that's so, why is the famous scouse phrase "giz a chicken and a can of coke"?
>>221909095No it isn't.
the cans, lads*picture of a woman doing something*
>>221909092See you have a point, ladSpaki did use an Irish VPN and pretended to be me but forgot to cut out all his tabs and one of them was a /co/ for judge dreddSo I'm assuming he has fantasies about that>>221909095Bokkles?
>>221909079not likely. he's one of the few who have the remaining white staff who will be clinging to him because he's nice and posh. the nigerian staff will be forced to take the arseholes who shout and swear
How do you even get into Olympic shite like do people get notified and scout you if you're good enough at a specific sport?
Drinking a capri sun
for me it's ruby's jammy dodger
>>221909134Yes
Suspect that tilde and moni might be the same person
>>221909085If you can't afford to live in the greatest city in the world then you should have tried harder in school
>>221909114>ThabkScam email I suspect
mi look
might transition for philosophical reasons and not gender dysphoria
>>221908933 #Saying "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that because it happened so long ago that it's not worth mentioning and might make me dislike innocent Chinese people whose food I like," is not the same as saying "I don't care if children get raped."Is he supposed to gasp and throw his Chinese in the bin as a result of finding out some of them were pedos a million years ago? It's not worth thinking about, is it? Are you going to call me a nonce as well now because I don't want to discriminate against Chinese people who have done nothing wrong?
>>221909067
>>221909134win school contestjoin a local clubwin local contestjoin better clubwin regional contest join best clubwin national contest (i failed here)join national teamthere are coaches at all events from regional upwards
>bringing arguments you already lost into a new threadthere's just no etiquette to 4chan anymore.
ate the konjac noodle jew again guts feel like i’m being fucked from the inside by a bbc
>>221909202a cross-thread (you) is a death rattle. it's over
Lads, anyone else have a sister?Canslad does.She goes by the name of 'Canslass'.She loves the cans too. Mumberg finds her a bit annoying. Always tells her 'you're a fucking 57 year old man in my fucking clothes you fucking tranny'.Not sure why.Other weird thing is she never is in the same room as me.Anyway lads, that's the story of Canslass, who is definitely a real woman.
imagine owning a 40 million pound house and having this type of taste
>>221909193What sport were you in?
>>221909205Had these years ago. They're very grim
>>221909219used to be something that just wasnt done. people used to just keep arguing in the same old thread until the thread died. but now every newfag treats 4chan like their facebook page and keeps trying to argue across multiple threads and multiple days. it's a disgrace.
>>221909232What's wrong with it?
>>221909147
>>221909232
>>221909119cavedwelling virgin still playing with dolljaks in 2026
fucking prick
>>221909251
>>221909251sc
Bob Ross makes me want to jump off a bridge
Unc is crashing out over 4chan etiquette :skull:
They be liking white niggas till they hear "yeah you fucking like that white cock huh" for the first time
going to watch a filmno phoneno /brit/actually WATCH it
No one likes me
>>221909235800mi gave up at the age of 19 and completely stopped all sportsnow i'm just another unfit slug of a man
>>221909295then they love them in my experience (one woman one time)
>>221909298Canslad likes you, lad
>>221909296many people do this would you believe
i only keep breakfast food in the housebread milk croissants ham cheese, fruit, eggs, bacon, sausage, butter jam, tea coffee, orange apple juice , cereal, oats, basically anything you'd expect at a hotel buffet at 7am.
>>221909247No it never
is that a thunderbirds reference omds you fucking unc
mad that tim's nursing home is less than 10 miles from where i live
>>221909315maybe in the 1800s
>>221909308You don't know me and if you did you'd think I was a weird freak
who set off the special needs individual?
>>221909251pscr she's done
Miguel Pérez Cuesta
>>221909327i just want a can of cokeI CAN I CANT? HE SPEAKS IN RIDDLES
>>221909333could go visit? put a stop to the bame batterings?
>>221909304That's genuinely sad mate. You should try and get back into it. Things in life are about enjoyment not competing.
On the Chinese picky bits
>>221909232good taste in movies
>>221909341It's okay, ladCanslad is also a weird freakHe enjoys the cans over bokklesNow why are you a weird freak
>>221909232Got that same Lawrence Poster in my smelly incel bedroom
Got some Korean candy floss from Tesco
>>221909079>Tim is getting the shit kicked out of him in that care home and you just know it
>>221909247Ive been on 4chan for 12+ years. If someone needs telling then I'll tell them in as many threads as I want. If he wants to run away from the discussion and use the new thread as an excuse then that's on him, not me.
i call upon the lad who bought a poo-step, for i must inquire about it’s usefulness is it worth?
>>221909424Would go to war for 2
>>221909185Why don't you shut up?
>>221909424I want to be the girl second from left
>>221909420nta but I've basically been doing this by facing the cistern while pooing so I can put my feet on the shelf behind and yeah I think it's helped my particular issue (suspected failure to fully clear my bowels)
i hate the way irish people speak, reminds me of a shitty version of aave with no twang or swag
>100 people all go to the beach together>not a single one of them bothers to check tide times
>>221909438um
>>221909424Bit too old and obese, lad
>>221909235Trampolining
>>221909437Because I'm obviously right and want to see how this person tries to say otherwise.
Bro is riding his toilet cowgirl
>>221909185The initial post that kicked it off was clearly a joke that got taken literally by some autist. Just accept his concession and move on.
>>221909446Happens weekly in Norfolk. What I don't understand is why don't they just fucking swim? If I realised I'd cocked up I'd just accept my clothes will get wet and swim back rather than embarrass myself by calling the lifeguard out.
picky bits for tea x
>>221909452>cansmong is a noncewho would of thought
>>221909493Like women, meSorry if that offends you
>>221909440hmm interesting insight
>>221909490bogeys? x
might genuinely learn Irish
>>221909490cor can i come round
>>2219094343s head on 2 would go crazy
>>221909475Was it really though
>>221909507your mum's fanny bogeys yh x
>>221909487Probably can't swim. The mass, you know?
the british anime industry needs to be greatly funded
>>221909490lush mate. saw sainsbos are doing a 3 for 8 quid picky bits offer. might head on down there
tummyberg in tatters and i’m about to add whisky 2 da mix
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780064971700938.webm
>>221909470screm
>>221909487easier said than donewhen i went to magaluf i swam like 1.2km out from the shore. i couldn’t even see the people on the beach anymore. i decided it was time to go back to the shore. it was far harder than i anticipated and i got a bit concerned for a few minutes. the current is stronger than you think and you tire easily that far out. a few more hundred meters and i don’t think i would have made it back
ore wa picky bitsu
>>221909565We can only dream lad
>>221909565Chat shit get drowned
>>221909565Shame you did t.bhg
>>221909567moshi moshi miso soup ara bento picky bitsu itadakimasu!
>>221909565then you took a pedalo to africa?
>>221909551all me
would never drown, me. i'd just keep going
>>221909595Just walk along the seabed
Poison seller, I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest poisons
if I were a lifeguard I'd let the brown people drown
Pickaneese biscuits
Floating takes no energy why don't they just float
>>221905601Yeah? You fucking virgin
>>221909622I read a very grim story about one mong who bought poison online to top himself. He took it one night, lived at home with mum. Immediately regretted it and ran to his mum in a panic, who had to call an ambulance and he died an agonising death.
watching porn on my wiiu
Are yanks just born tonally deaf or is it learned (or not learned rather)?
>>221909565Similar thing happened to me in Costa brava. One minute I'm having a nice swim about maybe 40 metres out, next thing I know I'm trying to swim back and getting nowhere. Bit scary. Had to float on my back for 5-10 minutes to get the energy to get to shore.
Portillo summer.
>>221909626If I were a lifeguard I'd shit in the pool, what are they going to do about it?
sophia castello wank on the cards
I need sex
>>221909639>floats out to sea instead of back to the shore
>>221909651Just swim parallel to the shore for a bit to get out of the current
speaking of poison i am imbibing a lovely 12 year maccallan currently
Am I the only one who doesn't go back and read the old threads? This spacker >>221909640 is trying to one up someone from like an hour ago, which means he's going through the old friends to see who replied to him. I just go to the newest and ignore everything else, nothing that important goes on
>>221909565Something similar happened to me in LanzaroteRiptide pulled me out about half a mile and I couldn't outswim it and a whirlpool span me around so I lost my sense of directionThankfully a whale let me sit on his back and he dropped me off at the docks, had it not been for him I would've died that day
>>221909701errr
>>221909649DSi, waiting for the pics to load, made the wank better somehow with anticipation. this instant crap is bad for wanks.
>>221909591s
>>221909694>started off in Magaluf and ended up in the middle of the Atlantic
>>221909694>floats back in when the tide changes
>>221909705Threads, friends. How humiliating for me.
>>221909715what? haha x
>>221909705He's maybe got 4chan X that alerts you when you get a (You). Or should I call it 4chan twitter haha
might start a gimmick where i reply to posts which are at least 3 years old
>>221909719used to search up rule34 futanari gifs on my dsi
>>221909712>>221909728screaming
time is going super slow for me. due to drugs
>>221909742yeah? >>121909742
>>221909748Used to wank to fanfiction, imagination wanks in a way
>>221909742been done before. old hat mate
>>221909705Sometimes I'll walk away from my computer with 4chan up and come back a few threads later.Only sometimes will I bother replying though
>>221909741Haha good one lad
If you're new to /brit/ you have to go back and read every single thread since 2013 to get up to speed.
3 bottles of Peroni down the hatch
*surreptitiously googles rule34 futanari gifs*
>>221909775you're an old fart lol
chortling at that sad sack still trying to keep an argument going from the last thread
>>221909781On the Madri me
actually I'd swim out and keep them underwater myself
>>221909780Don't listen to this bokkleladAll you need to know that I, Canslad, Lord of /brit/, rule this place and make trannies seethe
next time I want to go to america i'll just float across the atlantic on my back. will save hundreds of pounds on air fares
>>221909787Who is?
covid was ten fuckin years ago
>>221909780reminds me of a tweet i read where an american who moved to britain told her friend she wanted to start watching coronation street so started from like season 1 in the 60s
>there are replies to the first official /brit/ thread in the archives that are now fucking old
>>221909814like a sunfish
>>221909809you're actually just a bit of a cringe gimp desperate to fit in
>>221909787You? Because he stopped posted 100 posts ago
Trent left Liverpool 3 years ago
Posting on /brit/ is actually a really good practice for zen buddhism. Post anything you want and then practice staying calm when people argue with you or call you a mong. Like water off a ducks dick.
>stopped posted
>>221909824when this actually happens i think that might be when i rope
>>221909119Why do browns hate her so much?Is it because white people love her?
95% percent of the original /brit/ posters have moved on
>>221909848become unragebaitable
>>221909835grim
>>221909085where can I live that's -nice-in the UK-near or even in nature-affordable for an uneducated blue collar specimen
the colour "red" signifies danger in my mind
>>221909837i wrote poo and crisps
>>221909848Zen Buddhism is cringe. Theosis is what you want to be pursuing.
>>221909875Craven probably succumbed to the family curse and Fatcam died of obesity
Bossberg was very complimentary in my one to one, thanked me for holding the fort while the rest of my team were on holiday. Little does he know I've sat at home and done an absolute maximum of half an hour work each day.
>>221909874bizarre copethird worlders and incels are the ones who love her and are obsessed with spamming herregular white blokes don't really get it
>>221909875Yeah? With their ferrari's and mansions?
there ain't no such thing as half rate crooks
>>221909894heard youre terrified of horny dogs
lads i got asked to interview for the job i took a punt on. we out here!!
>>221909894the colour "brown" signifies toilet in my mind
>>221909848I'm very good at this because I've
>>221909904no one knows who these people are mate.
>>221909874It's browns who think she's "le quirky chungus attainable hapa qt" mate
>>221909922I'm Welsh and think she is adorable
>>221909901You are entitled to your opinion but I remain calm, my jimmies unrustled
>>221909892>-nice>-in the UKnot possible
>>221909892council estate in cornwall
>>221909874looks like she was stung by bees
>>221909943I'm too fucking old, there are people here who were literal children when I was shitposting on /brit/
>>221909842Have a lad, can>>221909892Southern Ireland, lad.
>>221909955cringe post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xi6Qjv8mw
>>221909892Norwich
>>221909979A lad that's in sixth form posted earlier in the week, made me feel like I'd been dead and buried for 400 years. Imagine being that young and vital again
>>221909984don't irish people hate non irish people though? I don't want to intrude
todays my frist day on /brit
watching a movieno, won't tell you which one or anything about itfuck yourself
Not a fan of either but must say the raccoon girl spam is better than the hawk tuah specimen
>>221909892>nice>affordable for an uneducated blue collar specimenthese two are diametrically opposed to one another
I hear in lahore when young pakistani men lean down to drink from a puddle sometimes they drown
>>221910002>made me feel like I'd been dead and buried for 400 yearsMe every morning when I wake up
>>221910004welcomex
>>221910011very sad..... very grim.... *offs myself*
>>221910002yeah but they've missed out on everything that made society enjoyablesloptopia is all they'll ever know
I would like to kiss and Italian woman
>>221910007>movieFOY
>>221910003If you're serious about moving here, don't bring up the term 'southern ireland' ever.Also don't talk about the ira bombing kidsIf you're White and not American you'll be okay, lad
>>221909979/brit/ is 13 years old, meaning there are people posting here (legally) who were born in 2008. and there are almost certainly people younger than that here (i started posting here at 16)
afraid to feel my painful throbbing sore balls but I have to just feel them
today is my 18th birthday and this is my first post on 4chan
Does Arsenal's blackness make you feel "less than"?
Just ate a bagel
>>221910089Leftypol's ears perking up
air fried jobbie
>>221910043I assumed the Irish were like the Scots. Mostly fine but with a disturbing amount of people who hate the English for stuff that happened 100+ years ago.
>>221910043Do you hear much about the UK in the media? We literally never hear about Ireland, it's easy to forget you exist.
-1 to his sim count
the amount of nice female arse on display on my walk home from toil was simply insane
>>221909922>>221909955She's so cute, only a brown would say otherwise, and she would never date a non
>>221910105The Irish have a legitimate gripe. So at least the anti-British ones there have a point. Anti-English Scots are just insufferable lefties.
>>221910132i just wish we could all be mates x
Always make jokes about the famine to the Irish, they love it.
>>221910054barelylegalanons.co.uk
a humble evening for me of a pizza and a film
>>221910131She's saving herself for me.
>>221910154Shall NOT be clicking that
>>221910089Alri non-alcoholic lass, lad?>>221910105Most of us give nae fooks about the UK outside of some shiteholes in Northern Ireland who think being Irish means the British want to rape and torture you>>221910106Nothing that wouldn't be world news unless it's from NI directly or affects us directlyBrexit was daily coverage for exampleBut we also do get UK channels here
>>221909874>Why do browns hate her so much?Because she's anti-communist and therefore anti-thirdworldist.Back when Eileen Gu was the big Asian sensation, they all worshipped her because she is a CCP shill.
>>221910156might do this but will also be drinking a lot of gin and being racist
>>221910144most people are tbf. only idiots hate a man based on the historical actions of his country (before that man was even born)
course he had to reply to the child
>>221910131brown incel copewhen the next 6/10 quirky boring white/asian drops your brown fingers will be tapping away to spam her on 4chan too and trying to convince the normie white lads she's actually a 10this is your entire life lol
>>221910156Toppings?Film?And the beverage?
>>221910189Sent those wogs flying
>>221910054welcome to /brit/!
Do you know love?Me: No, I do not know love...You?
he gets very upset when you point out that different people find different things attractive
Just lost £25 on the slot machines if that's alright with you de lads?
easy on the makeup
>>221910187moth to a flame
>>221910132Against the British army 100%. You're right, and that conflict was very recent as well. I'd take their side over the British army. Obviously I'm not about to join the IRA but I understand. I'd still worry that the odd one would hear my English accent and pick on me.
Rorke cyber-bullying his mum
>>221910167But it's legal!
>>221910194dominos hot n spicy and The Matrix 1.
>>221910212you can just reply to him instead of making these catty vagueposts lad. nothing bad will happen.
>>221910240fucking SEETHING at that image
>champions leage final tomorrow>lush weather all weekend>beers in the fridgeOh aye x
>>221910240
>>221910240the coke zero is a no for me
she's spiralling out, for rorke ~
>>221910254it the summer of lush x
>>221910235barely.......*sticks out tongue and rubs hands*
>>221910156I just had tendies and sweet potato fries>>221910181Now that's a plan
>>221910211Do you ever yearn?
>champions leage
>>221910240thats not your picture you lying cunt
>>221910183>only idiots hate a man based on the historical actions of his country (before that man was even born)In the third-world or even the second-world, this sort of thing is the norm.Poles for instance will genuinely look at some random Russian bloke, even if he is against the regime and wars etc, and say "I fucking hate you because your ancestors occupied my country in the 19th century".Same with Indians vs Pakistanis, or the way Chinese or Korean people hate the Japanese over WW2.It's only western, European, first-world culture that invented the noble idea that you are not personally responsible for any wrongs which your ancestors may have committed. For browns, this idea simply does not compute, they cannot comprehend it.
>>221910212Brown people find different things attractive yeah
>>221910225I know a lot of Irish people. You’d be fine. The picking on you if it happened would be jokes and ribbing, it wouldn’t be actual vitriol and abuse.
Bolognese for tea tonight with stewed rhubarb for pudding x
irish man walks into a bar and says "i'm famished" and that
>>221910240Yeah?
I'm a trans woman. I'm also very sensitive and depressed.Why do you want me to die?
>>221910254too bad you have no mates
>>221910240Lush x
>>221910277https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/RqyKJwKUIKiRqY6mkUT7PQ/genuinely why would somebody do thisi cant wrap my head around it
>>221910214Better than going on booze and cigs which is what I've been pissing my money away on.
>>221910254its literally raining all weekend idiot spastic
rachel reeves facialabuse
Why does every bastarding amazon order have to arrive at my flat really late? Am I at the end of the delivery run?
wish we could have /brit/ but irl
>>221910311Because you reply to him every time
>>221910283>first-world culture that invented the noble idea that you are not personally responsible for any wrongs which your ancestors may have committedleftypol no longer believes this
>>221910290all me
don't give (you)s i just vaguely refer to other posts
>>221910311EXTREME ocd
>>221910330that called pubx
>>221910331i didnt reply to him THOUGH
like retarded moths to a flame that image. no idea why you fucking idiots fall for it every single time
>>221910351*rapes you at 43 mph*
>>221910240coorrrrr wish my dvd player never just suddenly broke, I miss watching movies
That's right, cocksucker! Go back to New Jersey!
>>221910323stop using amazon
>>221910356>no idea why you fucking idiots fall for it every single timecos im a retarded moth
how do I reconcile the fact that I want to drink loads of beer but I don't like being fat
I can't do a new version of the pizza image either since I'm honest when I say I haven't had a dominos in many, many years now.>>221910371could always pirate them lad
>>221910373no
I had this romanticized version of Britain in my head, but then I visited and I realized that they're regular depressed people with bad weather over their heads on the daily.
>>221910361*zooms away at 44 mph*
>>221910373>stop eating food
saar why does every bhenchoing amazon order
>>221910412>>221910412>>221910412Make your posts
>>221910396i have no version of greece in my head because you haven't been relevant for 25000 years
>>221910409Quiet, Spaki
>>221910383Been struggling with this one myself.
>>221910266Oh aye x
>>221910431no quiet you bastard bloody!
>>221910189browns like you hate her thoI'm more English/British than you'll ever be and she's cute and has nice legs
