Milk edition.Spoiled >>221890341
Gonna roon with that to make chuddies seethe>>221916270It's been a long time since you posted this one
Wtf my post didn't went through.I was saying Based Andalussy.
Also>21:21:21Based
>>221916526>20:21:21
>"Hmm, I haven't check on the East in a while."
>>221916641That's what you get for not using the most based time zone
>>221916643What is shura? Makes me think about shudra
>>221916270I prefer skyr. 12g of brotein per 100g, 4€ per kilo. I eat 200g in one sitting every breakfast.
>>221916270She looks ghoulish
>>221916735That's the dynasty ruling the empire of Rajasthan (orange), which is the suzerian of the Bengal empire (green), Sultan of Arabia, Yemen, Persia, Abyssinia, and Sistan (yellow), and others.
>>221917027That's a lot of CEO
>>221917059Meaning?
>>221917290Jeets ruling foreign places made me think about those CEO in foreign companies meme
>>221917340Ahh.
blasting some deadly farts
>>221916690Time zones are a social construct. Or, they are until you go out into spaces and really weird stuff starts happening. I don't like that because I don't fully understand it. Or understand it all.
>>221917477zased
>>221917586Time dilation in space is interesting. If you're into that kind of autism, it's a big part of the Expanse books. Basically waves travels fast as fuck so you can get news from Earth to Pluto in hours but getting there takes months.Also naval battles are so delayed it's like irl turn based combat sometimes. You see the ennemy shoot but it will reach your ship in hours.
>>221918516>battles are delayedFeels like LotGH.
>>221907282Amistan's dream
>>221918680When you refuse to put a baby in her womb (you are gay)
>>221918608I really should watch it. Saved so many kino reaction pics from it
>>221918795It’s a great one.Watch the original and not the remake, as every single character is extra zesty looking in the newer one and lost soul.
One of those nights where the full moon looks enormous. Wish I could just stand on my tiptoes and sniff it.>>221918516>there are irl turn-based battles>there are rtwp battlesTurn-based chads stay winning.I really should read the Expanse series at some point, but I'm just kind of lazy and not sure if I want to commit to reading 1.5m words.
>>221919337>>there are rtwp battlesShit, meant to say no* rtwp battles
>>221916270>fat sucket out of cheeks>michael jackson nose>eyes tired from sleeping 2 hours because of screaming babySorry to intrude in your thread but what a ghoul, holy shit.
>>221919337Damn.
>Setting>Leviathan Wakes is set in a future where humanity has colonized much of the Solar System, facilitated by the invention of the Epstein DriveKEK
>>221918516>Expansedidn't read nor watched the showI just hope the game doesn't suckI'd hate to see a beloved /Med/ game studio (from Cyprus, look it up) fail
>>221919337rtwp was doomed to failnone of the frantic moment-to-moment excitement of action games combat, none of the deliberate tactical decision making of turn based strategy
Goodnight /med/.
>>221920947I look like that.
>>221921117>I look like that
>>221921140Kek.
*burp*
good night
Incel morning /med/.
Good morning med 77.3 kilos on the scale today
Caturday sub-edish
>>221926550Jarvis!
>>221926550Where did you get that sneak pic of Catnigga ?
>>221926569OH N->>221926642I adopted him (he wanted to escape London).
Bonġu.
Today's TV coverages are going to be fun.
fuck lads i fucked this girl the other day but kept going soft so ive been drinking non stop, good morning btw
>221927218fakecel
>>221927137Write down your own seats projection.>>221927218Smartest fakecel.
This manager just led Monza to Serie A again, defeating CatanzaroDoesn't he look... familiar?
>>221927470Bald JVPITERAlso Como-chads eating good this year.
>>221927494Como chads? They're an oil club just like City or PSG used to be
lil bro went out of his way to not (you) me lmao
Who's gonna watch the game this evening ?
>>221927566I'm too unaware to know that. To me it's a memeclub.>>221927579I should be watching.
>>221927579I'll definitely watch it
>>221927137With this I meant town-to-town background information about the town, and statistics regarding the town, and the current process in the voting process, and stuff like that.>>221927382Total seats (excluding proportionality seats and gender quota seats): 65 (13 distrcts; 5 per district)>PL: 34>PN: 31I am likely dead wrong.
>>221927579I would like to watch it, but what I can't really wait for is the World Cup, which won't be luckily aired on TV excepting Spain's matches
>>221927579damn forgot it was today
>>221927910The World Cup is shaping to be the biggest flop in recent memory, with tons of unsold tickets (understandable, as the amerilards are charging more than $1000 for random group matches’ tickets).
>>221928040That and having literal who squads...doesn't look very promising, but who knows. What I have zero hopes for is the 2030 WC. If only Morocco wasn't there...
>>221928040>The World Cup is shaping to be the biggest flopdont you retards say the same shit every single time?
sup niggers
>>221928106you will cheer for curaçao this year shut up chud>>221928143they do. never listen to anything /sp/ says
>>221928212What is /sp/ saying?>>221928106I look forward to that one, when I visited nafriland last year they were already working hard to renovate everything.
>>221916270
>>221928238Yeah I don't deny that they are building nice stadiums, but the fact of organising a World Cup with a country that is damaging Spain by blackmailing our useless government while sending here all their human trash doesn't sound like a good deal.
>>221916270I can feel your 30s sisters, i can relate to your sucked up face,
>>221928776stop voting psoe
Morning. I never understood the milk thing.
morninghow do i find a european professional masseuse? all i can find are thai ones and i kinda wanna experience a european style one
>>221917586Time in general is an illusion, a result of our imperfect understanding of reality.
>>221929011also i dunno what the male version of masseuse is i don't mind the gender
>>221929011You google professional massage in my area. There was a term, maybe RMT - Rehabilitation Massage Therapist?!
>>221927218Gotta work on your circulation or maybe stop watching porn if you do that a lot.
>>221928950That’s like telling us to stop voting PS kekFucking boomers man.
>>221929061every time i do all i find is thai ones maybe there is a special term in german
>>221929165Sorry, RMT means REGISTERED Massage Therapist. What's wrong with Thai? You don't want 5 dolla saki saki at the end?
>>221929209kekactually no i don't want anything sexual and they never offered me to be fair i just never had a european style oil massage and while the thai ones offer an oil massage i was curious how a european one feels
>>221929231I don't even know what European style massage means. You want a white woman basically? I've never had a massage so idk what styles and techniques there are. Maybe search for a SPORTS massage perhaps.
I am being made fun of for my increasingly greying hair.
>>221928967morning
>>221929284no i don't want a white woman i meant those massages i see on tv french people do i dunno? >A European style massage, synonymous with a classic Swedish massage, uses long, flowing strokes, kneading, and rhythmic tapping with light-to-medium pressure
>>221929333It's better to have a grey head over a bald head
>>221929333how old are you?
>>221928967What milk thing?
>>221929423I know.>>22192943931 soon.
>>221916884She's a Dutch OF girl
>>221928950I don't, but we have plenty of boomers and immigrants with Spanish nationality who do despite the huge amount of scandals behind the party.
>>221928967It's a fetish, there's nothing to understand
>>221929538name?
>>221929333My uncle started greying at 25, by 30 he was completely grey, he kind off looked cool desu but he has a full head of hair even in his 50s now. >>221929355>A European style massage, synonymous with a classic Swedish massage, uses long, flowing strokes, kneading, and rhythmic tapping with light-to-medium pressureI see, so basically a classic massage. I'm surprised you can't find, I wonder how different that is from other massages, what are the asians doing that is so different. >>221929448The whole "milk porn thing" and guys wanting milk from women in a sexual way. Tits that produce milk don't seem very attractive to me, the nipples are swollen and a darker colour, doesn't look good to me. >>221929606Yeah I know
Sorry, I couldn't reply earlier>>221915257>GothicI came across this game in middle school when we would sometimes meet at a friend's house>>221915281Yeah, I'm looking for a flawless fantasy RPG with a first-person view and impeccable combat. Skyrim is the only game of this type that I have ever had any "serious" contact with (not to mention a few minor ones where I spent no more than 2 hours in each)>Tainted Grail Fall of AvalonI'm yet to try it. And I usually play as a mage/wizard/sorcerer too, so I'm glad this class is enjoyable>Dark Messiah of Might and MagicI already like Xana. Might try this game too. My cousin introduced me to it a few years ago when I was in middle school, if I recall correctly. I was staying over at his place and we also played Ravenholm chapter of HL2 in the middle of the night (it was a great experience) :D
>>221929686thai massage is more like yoga mixed with massagewhen they do oil it feels a lot like it too
>>221929686As a matter of fact, milk trucks are amazing, because they are big, extremely perky, naturally firm. The milk itself is simply something a person has to live with to enjoy them.
>>221929739I played it a lot in middle school, loved it>first-person view and impeccable combat.Errrr close enough
>>221929746I'm sure you could get a classic massage at a thermal baths place.
What if you could combine entertainment with learning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MU_6BPKmBg
>>221929817ohthat's a good tipthank you anon
>>221929746Are you doing the yoga or is she stretching on top of you :D. Search in spas or something like that, classic rehabilitation massage. >>221929808lel, I mean yeah you would know. Maybe I'll change my mind after I experience this. >>221929859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAbg8X9-uBI
>>221929943she forcibly stretches your body and contorts you into yoga poses lol
>>221929739recommend you start with Dark Messiah, it's still worth a playthrough and it's relatively shortand you can also lean heavily into spell casting in that one, casting ice on the floor and watching the enemies trip up and fall off the map is always hilarious>And I usually play as a mage/wizard/sorcerer toobased
My aunt and uncle were in China brought me some gifts. There were more sweets and snacks but my brother took em cause "I thought you didn't eat that kind of stuff" which is true but still very disrespectful.
Steamed bun with blueberry jam was good though. Never had a steamed bun before, maybe I'll try to make some and put pork inside. The texture is nice.
>>221929810I demand more such games to be created! :D>>221929859Beauteresting <3>>221929943JAZZ! <3>>221929997>webmIs this DM? Looks surprisingly good :O
>>221930093I'm telling you DM holds up, not just the succubus wife the combat is stellarI only played it 10+ years after it came out and it was well worth my time
>>221929997What is your favourite Dark Messiah play style (besides the BOOT)?
>>221929969Interesting, I was actually thinking of going to a massage cause I've never been.
>>221930195does picking up barrels and throwing them right at their dumb faces count as a play style?
Turbo thot in some water advert whom I'd plough like a potato field.That aside, why am I still doing 3 captchas prior to posting?
>>221929686How did the night go?
>>221930223KEKI was talking about playing as melee, ranged, spellcaster. I always like to play as a close combat guy with cheeky spells because the first person combat is so satisfying.
>>221930061the chopstick set looks really kino
>>221930283And I still have the DVD, case and manual from when I bought it (as soon as it came out). I remember being extremely hyped for a FPS game with proper combat (I’m looking at you Morrowind).
>the girl>the filmvgh
>>221930198they're a great reset from time to time
ello ladswant to make the salmon again but with roasted potatoes instead of mashed once, put some potatoes in cold water and added backing soda, hope it turns out alright since I don't really follow any recipe
i have no idea what im doing
>>221931374Nice floor.
Supported the Bongistani economy in hopes that the pound increase in value allowing Catnigga to get shrimps for cheaper.
Thanks to Summer being around the corner I am once again losing more of my /med/ status as my hair is once again turning from brown to blonde-ish.
>>221931374Whomstbeit?
>>221931655so much for the stereotypical Jew o algoalso I got ripped off by Lidl, I have the Lidl plus app and it said I would get a high protein meme drink if I buy stuff for 2€, bought stuff for 2€ and the protein drink still cost the same at the self checkoutfucking J**** are responsible for this
>>221931020just boil them quickly before fryingbut I recommend cutting them before boiling otherwise it will be annoying with the hot boiled tatost. fried potatoes expertif you wanna maxx out fried tatos it won't be kosher doe.
I was thinking about rooning, but it's too hot now so I'll go around the sunset. >>221930061Hey, how was the venue?
>>221931374W-who is that?
>>221926550Imagine if we greeted each other by touching noses and sniffing each other like cats did.
>>221932273this one whore i called after i finished my nuggets
>>221932344She looks huezillian. Was she nice? Were the nuggets nice?
>>221932382venezuela. shes chill. and they forgot the sauce, horrible day so far. gotta get drunk
>>221930061>white rabbit candyBased, I love those. They're like a cousin to milk chews.>>221931374She looks cute, I hope she let you touch her feet with your hands and face.
>>221932443Stop drinking so much.
>>221932459i mostly told her to spit on my penis and jerk it, cant be bothered with a another disease. the whole feet thing for me only works in 2d. just got back and the cat is chilling too
Last time I said that the Indian community in Malta that has been here since the 19th century was Sikh, but they're actually Sindhi. My bad.
I fucking love the summer. The weather is so nice and beautiful and warm. Is this how it is for meds all the time? Summer all year round?
>>221930258>>221932246Better than I anticipated, it wasn't my usual crowd so I had to adjust the music a little bit (meaning I couldn't experiment much although still tried to bring something different) but it was fun. Would definitely go back (if asked), the money is good, booker/manager liked it. I know the resident DJ and he's a cool chap, hung out with him and his gf and their friends. There was one absolute bombshell of a waitress, she was surprised that I didn't drink alcohol and ordered coffee and water considering I was allowed 6-7 free drinks. Got offered some stimulation but I declined cause I'm a good boy now. >>221930285Yeah pretty cool, not sure if those are tea cups or for soy sauce dipping lel.>>221931655you put the penis in the vagina (or the bum if you YOLO) D: >>221932459I like the steamed cakes more, the white rabbit stuff - some of the wrappers were stuck to the chews (probably cause of the heat during the flight or whatever). My brother gave me the stuff he didn't want, the absolute disrespect....there were some shrimp chips or puffs that would have wanted to try.
>>221932645bro i have so many call notifications loan sharks, exs, parents, i cant face all of that
>>221932735Glad it worked.
>>221932730Not exactly, the combination of cold and high humidity can result in unpleasant winters that last until March.But overall it's pretty nice yes.
>>221932736How did you get in such a situation?Also if you save money on the drink you'll have more to pay the loan sharks.
>>221932735>Got offered some stimulation but I declined cause I'm a good boy now. What kind of stimulation ?
>>221932779What's "cold" for you guys?
>>221932859Anything below ten degrees Celsius is cold for me.
>>221932787i just keep doing random shit i called a hooker at 10am i cant function like you guys. im refreshing this thread so i dont drop the phone and forget where it was
>>221932898Are you Steve ?
>>221932712Cute cat, I wish I could curl around him like a shrimp.>another disease>>221932735Text your brother and call him a thieving gypsy.If they were just prawn crackers, then you weren't missing out on much though.
>>221932880Here it was like 13c yesterday, it was pretty nice
>>221932952For me the ideal temperature range is from twenty to thirty.If it was thirteen outside I would go outside wearing a jacket for sure.
>>221932824of the Columbian variety>>221932771yeah don't know why I had a bad feeling...>>221932947I called him he said "you don't eat that stuff".>If they were just prawn crackers, then you weren't missing out on much though.They were but with some kind of spices not just the plain ones. There was some other stuff also.
