LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
bonnie blue is just doing shock porn because its a market with no competition, lily phillips hopped on it for a bit but tapped out because shes not got that dog in her
I DID IT I KILLED IT
First for a Michael Portillo summer 2026
bro really crashing out in that other tread
>that dog in hertoby's ears perking up
>>221921330She's a white woman. She's definitely had a dog in her at some point.
catchign butterflies
>>221921342bastard
>>221921342Cursing you to a thousand years in the spider chamber for your crimes against spiderbrokind
>>221921342FLAT SPIDER WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE
i'm so depressedmight kill myself
you should be free to kill spiders in your own home without the spider lobby interfering
>>221921342big tough man are you?
business idea: reintroduce pepes to the /brit/ ecosystem
What's good ambient noise to listen to on YouTube?
>>221921404Not that anon but yeah I'm big and tough yeah
Of all silly sayings, one of the silliest is the saying 'you can't turn the clock back'.
>>221921414frasier clips
>>221921399your own 4 walls and a roof looms on the horizonand its all on for free
>>221921404No pussy had to play gangster rap and hype myself up to do it
>>221921414Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed
>>221921414Alysa Liu face first collisions into the ice rink compilation
Sup bitches. Got back from a week with the GF
Fucking MENTAL how nice it feels to be talking to a fit girl and making eye contact with herWas just at a beer garden and talking to this gorgeous blonde. Looking into her eyes made the world feel like it was slowing down, you get what I mean? It's like you were being enchanted. Or that I was enchanting her. It's hard to tell.FUCK I miss being a shagger
>>221921420 basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
>>221921427i'll go mental by myself!
>>221921399be nicer to yourself horrid cunt
>>221921452And now you're back in /brit/ with the rest of us
>>221921454incels and third worlders going INSANE for this ugly bitch lmfao
>>221921428The fact you had to kill it makes you a pussy
>>221921458cannot imagine anything nicer than never having to interact with anyone ever again tbqh
>>221921460i simply cannot do this
wish I was back at school
>>221921403Should but aren't
>>221921452i dont like white women i think theyre all evil
when it says perks to increase 3 i don't know what that means
>>221921342Negative karma for that mate
>>221921452Aye ladI've reached the point where I'm genuinely bored of watching porn and just want to talk to girls irlThey could be dead average and I reckon I'd enjoy sex with a 5.5/10 more than wanking, porn just doesn't scratch that itch like it used to anymore
>>221921485yeah it might be nice but I'd get lonely I reckon
Right so why are you all sexualising that half white half chinese child?
>>221921468Yeah but talking to lovely women is still nice innit
>>221921497how have you beaten morrowind
>>221921414universal ambients
I'm the lad that was dragged out of his bunkbed and forced to sleep on the floor in a hostel in Phuket
Got a gf but steaming so want to go to the local trashy nightclub and grind on some fat local arses why is this not allowed
>>221921497you have to put the perks in the tree
>>221921477Not my fault I have a phobia of them due to how my mum raised me
>>221921478fuck him
>>221921494love white women medon't mind a peng asian, or mixed race, or latina or whatevernot fussed about races as long as they're fit and not vantablack negroes
>>221921423>>221921454
Ate like 5 meals this week and yet I've done about 6 big poos today aloneThe maths does not add up...
i have NEVER had sex
>>221921498Fucking merked that nigga and I’d do it again
>>221921518For Canslad, it's the toilfu who looks like she weighs about 40kg and wouldn't be the type to report me to the police after a night of smashing her head against the wall while screaming 'I am Canslad the Shagger'
Help a lil nigga out with some sfw pr0n
>>221921414Iron Cthulu Apocalypse if you want more dark ambient
From next week I'm going down to working around 2 days a week, from 4 days That means I'll have plenty of time and energy to hit the gym hard, get big, and stop being a scrawny runt freak. It's about time
>>221921350he's done you tbf
Could someone please explain women to me?
>>221921552I don't believe you
>>221921537True but it's up to you to challenge it nowPick it up next timeExposure therapy innit
>>221921578they're like children but bigger
>>221921578right, you heard of breastules, yeah?
any of you chaps ever cummed on a bird's face?not quite as fun as it looks is itjust feel a bit bad afterwards
Sorry, this is a minor comedic post, but lol. >Video of Toby trying to ban evade. Hah!
I Got Paid And I dont Know What To Do With The Cash
>>221921582the other difference is rorke doesn't shag women
>>221921618donate it to a charity
>>221921609Stop with the dollhouse shit. He doesn't even post here anymore!
>>221921560
Get the cartoon ponies postedGet the mice postedGet my arse shagged too while you're at it
>>221921618money can be exchanged for goods and services
Rorke's dad
Reckon Alysa has ever posted on 4chan?
Can't imagine what a woman would get out of pegging a man or how she could ever see him as protective, dominant, her equal again after the fact.
Nibba think he did sttn
>>221921618Cans?
rorke waking up hungover in darkest mumboland
>>221921578they want attention and base all their decisions on emotion rather than logic or reasonthey should have never been allowed to vote or hold positions of power
>.<
>>221921678dont think they get anything out of it, the idea just pops into their head one day so they want to try it
The missus
>>221921692Misogynistic post
>>221921709I absolutely would
um, okaaay....?
>>221921700Corr can you imagine having a bird who cuckolded you that bad and you stayed with her
About to have one of these bad boys x
hey give me attentiont. attention seeker
>>221921618put it in an index fund
>>221921727Hey you
>>221921727
Nigga literally named his 6th born son Sextus
>>221921523figured it outyou're mean morrowind literally gives you equations
>>221921727*rapes you, lovingly*
>>221921578theyre lovely and i love them
nth for the holodem
>>221921549I had 4 poos today
>>221921683I'm on it like a shakespeare's sonnetKirin Ichiban beer too, some japanese shit, taste PREMIUM NIGGA
>>221921578they're like men but with boobs
>>221921772C H A N G E D
>>221921571samefag
>>221921730Do you know what that is
>>221921725Can’t really imagine that to be honest
>>221921727*gr*es* you lovingly>>221921757Be a bit more considerate, lad. I almost had a heart attack and una*ived after reading that word
Not going to lie lads I do have a range of physical and mental conditions that make me have suicidal urges
>>221921790Anything that you'd like me to post on your behalf for the next 3 days
She'll never be mine :(
Starmer is now saying all the unemployed young men should just join the army :/
>>221921772sauce?
>>221921772how rorke became woke
Starmer said I'm unlovable :(
>>221921831Would suck him dry (not gay btw)
>>221921823Stunning and brave. Thank science for defeating the fascists a bajillion years ago.
>>221921709Ummers!!
>>221921823did he mention anything about war brides?
I suppose technically speaking I am an incel and a neet but I'm also 30 and a trans woman so yeah
OMG now Starmer's saying NEETs will be gassed and turned into biofuelI'm scared
> Former England star Raheem Sterling arrested on suspicion of drug-driving after M3 crash
got one of those floating moon lamps which float irl
>>221921823Crashing the economy is a good way to get sign ups
>>221921831Yummy!
>>221921793you've been done lil bro take the L
:/ wankers love they :/
>>221921772>>221921825https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c78319ca7e80
>>221921876The tao of Homer
01000445995
>>221921876The man is yellow but because of the colours it plays a trick on your mind making cheese look normal even though it's brown
>>221921897Not that anon but it looked like a samefag to me
Right well I'm going to kill myself in the coming days I reckon Hanging most likely
>>221921563Good lad
hate arrogance, and i love sucking cock
The disgusting energy of work has left my libido in tatters
>>221921694MOUSE!!
>>221921918lol now you're at it aren't you
>>221921921Niqqa I'm in bed
>>221921923things are grim but you shouldn’t do something like that x
>>221921946Nah it's the right move for me
Nighty night
>>221921929What about arrogantly sucking my cock?
wish i could unlearn guitar so i can enjoy feeling a sense of accomplishment by learning again
Getting new loud biomass neighbors the are replacing the last loud biomass neighbors. Oh fun.
No, rorke. "Alls fair in love and war" does NOT mean you're allowed to have gay sex while out on a mission.
>>221921962You think you've learnt everything on it then
>>221921906You are a heroThank you friend
>>221921923Um just get a job and you'll feel better x
>>221921962learn bass or piano or something
>>221921883Oh laughing gass again, footballers keep getting caught with that stuff
if I was going to kill myself last thing I’d do is fucking post in Brit saying “hey guys I’m going to kill myself!”So for that reason I’m thinking you’re lying mate
I've learnt the secret.
>>221921823where did he say that
>>221921923Out of the frying pan into the fire I reckon. It's nice to imagine you can kill yourself and there'll be nothing, or it'll be heaven, but it's just as likely to be hell. You should read the Tibetan Book of the Dead before you attempt any permanent solutions to whatever temporary problems you've got.
Mihai- PatriotHomealone - PatriotMikey - PatriotHeatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardMousey- EugenicistEmployed Woman - A scary manCanslad - RetardEmmayank - RetardLeftypol - TraitorBelgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireRorke- Next Level Moses
He's not here
>>221921996>if I was going to kill myself last thing I’d do is Kill yourself. Duh.
>>221921993It’s because it’s one of the few drugs that get you high and also don’t show up on drug tests that footballers have to do
>>221922016gp
>>221922016get a job incel
>>221921347I need to embrace his flamboyant style and exuberance!
still in awe at the fucking size of this cunt
>>221921996>last thing I’d do is fucking post in Brit saying “hey guys I’m going to kill myself!”Nice of you to think of us just before x
Having gay thoughts I must repress!
>>221922058superman that hoe
>>221921996Ah yes and we're all the same aren't we
remember seeing an outer /int/ post about how you all wear blackface but for your own country and it stuck with meweird motherfuckers
I am batman. I am rich.
>>221922087
Remember emos?Black skinny jeans Studded / chequered beltConverse or big ass skater trainersSome graphic t-shirt, probably blackDyed black and/or straightened hair with the fringe Black nail polish and panda/racoon tier eyelinerSlit wrists, and too many piercings (if their parents would let them get em)Listening to MCR or Screamo on their iPod, or maybe playing Kingdom Hearts of Final Fantasy Dissidia on their PSP Probably gay and/or trooned out later in lifeLikely got beaten up between lessonsWhatever happened to them??? Why don't they exist anymore?
Skater on a wave.
I am Fares. I am full Irish r1b
>>221922121They all killed themselves
>>221922106Dan bilzerian exposed this faggot as a informant
>>221922106It's specifically the penis I like
Still sperging about the weird looking ice skater are we
>>221921923Don't do it, you're just having a depressive borderline mood swing. You'll leave a pile of shit behind that you can't fix
>>221922106Two gay neo-nazi streamers telling each other it isn't gay to find men hotter than women :/
>>221922128Yes.
Having straight thoughts about sticking my willard in Ruby Granger's fannyhole
>>221922121I was emo/scene but I was the only one in my year group at school so was just further ostracised rather than being able to make friends through the subculture
>>221922121replaced by troons
So slit my wrists and black my eyesssBecause my heart is in Ohiooo
>>221922106Pause
>>221922138idc nigga
watch out rorke
>made a mean remark about employed woman>she stopped posting>thought she had killed herself from my evil commentVery much out of line. I really like her posts. I was just angry. Glad she's thriving, she's one of the best posters in my opinion.
World Cup soon
>>221922172Stop
>>221922145Need this but her shagging me with a strap on.
>>221921342you're like saint george slaying the dragon, you're gods chosen warrior
>>221922121they all trooned out>Listening to MCR or Screamo on their iPodwhen i was in school they all listened to avenged sevenfold and bring me the horizonproper gay shite lmao>Likely got beaten up between lessonsthere were a few emos who were actually the hardest lads in our year they were really popular as well
>>221922106think this is why furry and anime shite is slowly becoming more popular, these dudes and their followers are actively scared of women
Fans of the Irish national football team threw hundreds of tennis balls with Palestinian flags drawn on them on the pitch at half time in the match against Qatar in protest of their team agreeing to play against Israel in several weeks time
>>221922182She has the best sounding voice I've heard in this thread. Sounds like a little woofter that loves cock.
>>221922178dat wyte boi goin craaazy
Give it up spain-freak we know it's you
>>221922201avenged sevenfold has good songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98tbhva_9FY
>>221922182>>221922207tranny discord on a mad one
Find the l9ng kfc street and ask for the mosque to the street next to the police station. Find the Mosque park and take the closest street. To the gates the building in which a bizzare the 6th floor first apartment.
>>221922183Mad that Gordon gazumped Rashy
Daytime brit hates trannies but personally I hope they have happy livesIn fact I want all human beings to have the best lives they can
following tilde/egyptbot's cryptic instructions, wish me luck
>>221922204Good on them. Love that Irish and the palistanis >>221922221I don't think most trans women have nice voices. But em sounds like a nerdy gay lad and that's what i like
What a shame that we never got to see Dave Benson Phillips kick fuck out of that twat Lizo Mzimba
Sup.
>>221922226Are you allowed to eat KFC inside the mosque or is it a food free zone?
>>221922220this is the only one I somewhat liked when I was a teenagerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi_GN1pHCVc
>>221922239i don’t hate them i just believe they live in delusion that can only hurt them you can’t change sex
>>221922204A tradition started by fans of the mighty Hull City, by the way.
Friends.
>>221922257Sup pharody
>>221922227>RashyYou don’t know him like that lil bro
>>221922182He's not dead unfortunately>>221922190I'll give you a good shagging with my willard if you want lad>>221922204It's fucking retarded how stupid the entire country is over this shiteWe should be on the fucking side of the people who own the fucking land
>>221922283Rashy is a common nickname for him and my dap game is strong
I wonder what employed women's name is. I hope it's something like Emily. Such a cute feminine name. Suits her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9EwFJUNayA
>>221922297Would you suck his bbc
>You don’t know him like that lil bro
>>221922204That's it. That's peak virtue signalling achieved. Pack it up lads let's go home
>>221922296But you're already on the Palestinian side? The people who rightfully own the land?
>>221922296Cunt
Might drive around and listen to sad live songs and think about her
>>221922258I don't think you can eat KFC in the mosque.
>>221922319Where'd they get that land from?
>>221922313sir kier starmer lookalike
I scream You screamWe all screamFor poo scream
>>221922329I don't blame you, employed woman is very alluring.
night lads. fact, true, based x
>>221922311I would gag on it
>>221922271truthnukei'd love to larp as a 6'5 cunt rather than a 5'6 shortarsebut that's lifecan't change the hand you're dealt
>>221922329Me with Candice
>>221922280Sup, mate.
>>221922338Land shop
that's the most coherent post I've ever seen from Fares
me = dogocean = asian pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q2n3P4BpNi look like and act like this
Egypt, Servant.........
>>221922106lunatic post women are so much fitter in general
>>221922106Why would women need to draw a new face over their original face if their original face wasn't ugly?
>>221922368>FaresThat's an archaeological site in Egypt
>>221922351Nah that’s diabolical
>>221922338Always been there, unlike zionists
>>221922319kek>>221922323For what one, not hating Jews, wanting spaino dead or for offering someone a good shagging?
Ireland.
>>221922382yeah it's quite retarded, it's true for those animals we find the men better looking, but for humans i find the women better looking
>Celtic Swarthoid>6'0" on the dot>Perfectly symmetrical faceGenuinely believe I am the "default character" of manI am the most ordinary global citizen looking person you could meet
>>221922394Just sprung up out the ground did they?
>>221922338Modern jews are ethnically Slavic or mutts. They aren't entitled to larp as jews from several millenia ago and go around genociding people on their little larp fetish fantasy. We chastise the Nazis for doing that.
Wessex
packing a lip full of receipts to have an excellent suck on all through the evening
Time for bed.Night lads x
>>221922183Absolute STATE of the gigacuck establishment media in this country
>>221922311No I'm not a battymong>>221922351Fack off -__-
Mad thing is there are some men who are so beautiful they genuinely mog women at beautyThose are the true Gods
I have hallucinations. Done by Anatolya.
god save immigration
>>221922300His name is spaincuck
>>221922438Post nut clarity be like
>>221922452Scr
>>221922452poo bradley
My dick on lily face.
Last time I laughed was about 2.5 years ago
>>221922465This is what the average Brit will look like in 2050, and it's glorious.
the hentaidem
>women are so much fitter in generalworked by face paintkwab
>>221922490have a look at your cock in a mirrorseeing yours would make me laugh
>>221922500used to splooge hard to hentai flash games
>>221922509LOOOOOOOOL
>>221922507me and my twin
best relationship i ever had was one where she wasnt scared of spiders but i was, so she'd deal with them for me. and i'd deal with all the stuff she was afraid of, like beta orbiters.
Sir Jim Davidson
>>221922507Rawk
>>221922500luv hair buns :3
>>221922516ktwmbefore real porn i would wank to hentai games, they were really good ngl
>>221922528>beta orbitersktim
>>221922530Sir Roy Brown
Weird, mate.
Remember in 2023 when Esther Rantzen said she only had a few months to live
last time I laughed was 2.4 years ago.
>>221922553No
>>221922507ktim when i see a moth (they scare me)
Right lads, cans are being hadenjoy the new /brit/shan't be making itwill be gooning to judge dredd porn x
saw the supposed persona 6 leaksif that's the MC, it's over
>>221922553really fucking weird how obsessed she and her daughter were with assisted suicide
Weird nigga.
>>221922553she's been dying since i was a young boycries of "i thought she'd already gone" when she does
Dont eat that pepper!
>>221922577early life
>>221922579technically we've all been dying since you were a young boy
Withdraw.
Damn.
wank poo
>>221922596hopefully they find a cure for me soon
>>221922661>>221922661>>221922661
I'm so dead inside
>>221922532br
