BIG GAY FRIENDS edish
Beddy bo bos
Everyone you press the bottom, a random human dies. If you press it 1 billion times, there's a 12% chance you due. How many times do you press the button?
Suckamanoffandlethimfinishonmyface Singh
what was it barkin?
Open path.
gagonadikdeep singh
Survive...
>>221922701At 2 taps per second it would take 15.8 years to do 1 billion taps, this is assuming you are tapping 24/7 no sleep
little druk chciken action so it is
>>221922718Open path.
got the urge to play runescape but every time i want to act on it i remember that OSRS is tranny central
>15 year old stabbed to death>hmm>go on r/ukdrill>yep there he is. Yep, gang member. Yep, drill music videos. Yep, social media full of threats against other teenage gang members. >every timeGood thing the Telegraph has learned to check r/ukdrill whenever this happens. One the BBC will learn too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skD7r0yWOG4
Sometimes I feel like I’m some type of freak that just pretends to be humanSort of like I just copy what other people do to seem normal
Open path...
>>221922756Ever tried any drugs?
>>221922701>Everyone you press the bottom
need to go shopping for food
>>221922743>Brayan Saldarriaga Weirdly American sounding name.
>>221922743As long as its non on non, its a-ok with meHopefully the kids gang stage a successful revenge attack
I am he who closeth and he who openeth, and I am but One.I am Rā at his first appearance.I am the great god, self-produced;His Names together compose the cycle of the gods;Resistless is he among the gods.I, who am Osiris, am Yesterday and the kinsman of the Morrow.A scene of strife arose among the gods when I gave the command.Amenta is the scene of strife among the gods.I know the name of the great god who is here.Herald of Rā is his name.I am the great Heron who is in Heliopolis.I am Amsu in his manifestations; there have been given to me the Two Feathers upon my head.All defects are done away, all deficiencies are removed, and all that was wrong in me is cast forth.I am purified at the two great and mighty Lakes at Sutenhunen, which purify the offerings which living men present to the great god who is there.I come forth through the T’eser gate.I see Rā, when he is born from Yesterday.I am one of those who are in the train of Horus.Hail, ye possessors of Māāt, divine Powers attached to Osiris, who deal destruction to falsehood, ye who are in the train of Hotepeschaus, grant me that I may come to you. Do ye away the wrong which is me, as ye have done to the Seven Glorious ones.O Rā, in thine Egg, who risest up in thine orb, and shinest from thine Horizon, and swimmest over the firmament without a peer, and sailest over the sky; whose mouth sendeth forth breezes of flame, lightening up the Two Earths with thy glories.Back, oh Lion with dazzling mouth, and with head bent forwards, retreating before me and my might.I am Isis and thou findest me as I drop upon my face the hair which falleth loosely on my brow.I was conceived by Isis and begotten by Nephthys. Isis destroyeth what in me is wrong, and Nephthys loppeth off that which is rebellious.I live according to my will.I am Uat’it, the Fiery one.And woe to them who mount up against me!Woe to them, they are the associates of Sut as they approach!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm41s-urvJQ
>>221922725zero effor in plating but the gizzard and heart sauce is great
Open path
>>221922762Nah nothing other than weed
there’s a wog in my bumhole dear liza dear liza there’s a wog in my bumhole dear liza a wog
>>221922766fuck off bryant
Just seen a concerning post :/
>>221922774he went to the party to kill someone and got killed himself according to the teenagers on reddit and it would appear the gang members that killed him have been celebrating every day on social media making sure to repost the news
>>221922809what is it
>>221922743Another dead octoroon. Society wins
may as well go to bed then
Open path :(
>>221922811Any dead biomass is good news
got a 25cm willy and im not even black
The path is opened.
>>221922783Looks good. I'd try that.
>>221922841No you don't spainfreak
Emma Watson stunk out the toilet.
>>221922861Source?
>>221922661This is what I wear to brit.
>>221922842Hmm.
>>221922841How much was his 'fee'?
:'(
the faggot is posting his gay shit again
Kill the other kid.
Happiness and sadness are both just neurons firing in specific arrangements according to chemical signals.
>>221922911You are losing me, buddy.
The British Empire was built on and maintained through systemic violence, including massacres, forced labor, concentration camps, and engineered famines that resulted in millions of deaths.
Happiness and sadness are real and incomprehensible.
>>221922901You're still fat and brown
The path...
>>221922901no need to announce your arrival lad
>>221922936Gonna cry?
>>221922953Bodied that freak
I am rich.
>>221922957....yh
Thread is filled 90% with evil people right now
Show me, keyboard. I am rich!
>>221922936Wogs become historians whenever you ask them why their presence brings blight and poverty to white countries.
Fucking hell.
A wogstorian if you will
Path...
Toilbros we made it to da weekend
>>22192293652 Times Britain was a Bellend
ive never seen the ocean
oh no no no ...
>>221922936Yeah it was bad but we cannot be expected to pay for their tab ok.
>>221923069For real?
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O1oMrsNeXo
>>221923024Did you know for instance that wogtopia existed prior to the BRITISH? Something to think about before you tell me to stop burglarizing your home i should think.
this week's lineup
The Assassination of Jesse BAMEs by the Coward Rorke
>>221923130brayden likes a sweet treat does he?
>>221923143no, brayden cant eat blue
>>221923130choco caramel blondie for me
>>221923140s
i'm not even a real person
... Alcaraz wins.....I'm still stuck in this lousey bed location ...what did I walk into ...
>>221923130yuck i hate chocolate
esprit de /brit/ , c'est un je ne sais quois, pepe je pas un petit parlez
Lads I know I’m a schizo for even discussing this but it’s been branded on my brain ever since and I’m going nuts I work in a financial office (I’m a programmer at a jnr level) and my boss is this 40 year old fit woman who’s a complete bitch. Earlier in a small meeting, her myself, her female assistant, head programmer who’s a guy and a female financial aid. The female financial aid made a joke our boss was dressed like a Domme or a power boss or something (I wasn’t paying attention) and we all laughed and our boss said to me “don’t you laugh anon or I’ll spank your little bum” and everyone laughed and moved on The problem is I have literally been rock hard ever since it we said this afternoon and the fantasy element is taking over and I’m going into schizo territory that what she said could be a possibility. It’s a weirdly specific thing to say in an office setting with the whole Metoo movement and what if she was letting me know she actually wants to spank me in her office. What if by my not mentioning it I lose out on arguably the hottest thing that could ever happen in the workplace for me as it’s clearly a fantasy of mine?How can I let her know I am open to this and much more? Imagine she spanks me then if I miss work she makes me go to her office and she makes me drop my trousers and have her measure my cock before spanking me? Fuck I’m getting hard again even thinking about it
>>221923143yea but i hear sweets are haram so you can't have any muhammed
self diagnosing myself again because my troublesome behavior has recurred
>>221923204Go to bed nigga
Chances of me reading that novella?
>>221923204Don't know x
>>221922743Homerton active in London Fields endzhttps://youtu.be/UrnACpUhe98?si=evmJ_sYpprAxfXtW
... it's too early for bed. Let's talk Timmy ... watching PGA tour Golf on SkyGo with Cuddles and the menagerie wearing my new reading glasses ...
Do mentally unwell people just eventually come to the realisation that the NHS couldn’t give a fuck? I don’t understand when I see them at A&E etc trying to explain they are suicidal and schizo etc and the nurses and doctors just look at them like they are scum kek Unless you are mentally unwell causing issues in the wider world you aren’t getting any help in the uk beyond meds
I hope that the bitch who put me in this bed in the corner dies
>>221923204I would give anything for that to be a reality for meLiterally anything
>>221923204just start acting like a naughty little boy around her x
>>221923211Fat lardo go eat your diabetes.
hellos
>>221923253They just become a name fag here
... bitch never leaves ... I hate my new bed location ... I'm gonna die ...
It’s not a coincidence that all unhealthy food tastes amazing and most healthy foods taste horrible
nth for the gyaldem
>>221923287Time has quite smooth skin, or maybe it's camera filters doing the work
I'll never be anything to anyone
>>221923306bet she sucks dicks and licks balls
>>221923313You'll always be a virgin freak to me x
>>221923310it's because he used to slather himself in bio oil all the time
This Chromatic Lampmaster is some BULL SHIT
sup
i like jesus and opossums and raccoons and new mexico and pretty ladies me
>>221923253>>221923285YupFull PIP, UC, nice flat in a quiet area pip whip, gaming pc with /brit/ as the only bookmark
need to get on the hit tv show, virgin island
>>221922936>laborlmao retard
God i hate Americans
>>221923204Power sex games meant to twist your noggin. She's probably been doing it so long its subconscious.
>>221923362should kill yourself that'd solve everyone's problem
>>221923362we dont care pickme nigga we are lions, killers, go-getters.
>>221923347>pip whipscr
>>221923366So zero chance she would actually do it to me then? :/
>>221923340basically what i see tapping me on grindr
>>221923369I don't hate myself, I hate you. Your disgusting fudge addictions, your mindless prattling about not being able to live in a desolate shithole state. Being total freaks and losers like emmayank or heatherpedo and showing signs of dementia and brain decay. Worthless lot you are the yanks.
Indonesian women look like THAT!?I thought they put all of their women in hijabs and treated them like shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HWHRP2rZqE
>>221923379Non zero probably but shes not got gonna throw her career overboard for your cock lad
>>221923396i don't care if you don't hate yourselfeveryone you know hates you, and that should be enough maybe try stop being a faggot retard or better yet stay your faggot retard ass on reddit where you belong
put some respect on the states little boywe're the greatest ever
>>221923374you go getta another chin every 6 months
>>221923378Mousey wanted that big wheel thing Stewie has in family guy so that’s his.
>>221923418Lol done him
is the beaner crying again
>>221923408Don’t want her to fuck me I want her to put me over her knee and spank me in the work place if she has any interest in it, for her power trip dynamic or not I don’t care
why are americans like this
>>221923416Is that San Luis Obispo?
>>221923428yh
Yo Cody check out what Hayden just said about you on /brit/ brah*cut to post calling him a faggot retard ass*OUCH DUDE! Not cool brah
>>221923434youre american >>221923441santa rosa, i believe
>>57483757
>>221923414You're all man children, too precious and pampered to ever do anything besides play with your toys and jam your assault rifles up your ass until you go stark raving insane and shoot up a school or a church.>>221923416Third world state full of beaners and gangs
>>221923424*bows*
>>221923433Gonna go out on a limb and say that's very unlikely to happen
>>221923464those are your cousins pablo
>>221923463
/pol/ antichristbrainrotlad and leftypol tranny teaming up in their hatred of all that is beautiful, strong and free. many such cases!
>>221923476Boooo. He should go for it
>>221923322Better that then muff, doesn't get paid for it tho
>>221923488I'm Chinese
>>221923499reminds of a vagine
i aint gay nigga lemme suck them toes
>>221923493was there a big flaggot drop off around covid? there was so many back then :c
Certified Piss Nigga
Great Bharatain
gotta black widda spider for a momma lordgot a diamond back rattler for a pawell i got me a woman down in new orleansgot a friend in arkansas
>>221923537i think the decline was well before that iirc
No secret is safe once modern encryption is sufficiently undermined.
>>221923554mental the lengths victorian authors would go to convince themselves the irish were unrelated to the british
Get the niggers lynchedGet the jews gassedGet the faggots burned aliveGet the leftypols beheadedGet the spics mowed down
>>221923561sadlooking in the archive and everyone HATED the "font" poster :>
>>221923579Won't be doing any of those thingsGot a heart full of love and joy
>>221923571The Irish are pretty cringe tbf
rewatching the simpsons
>>221923579gp
>>221923579Reform party manifesto leaked
>>221923579you forgot italians/wogs. we need to cull them out of our country as well
maybe if i take cute selfies i will get bf and not kill self
>>221923579right and now ladies and gentlemen mr. conway twitty
Premise A - Nothing cannot become something. Since nothing, by definition, contains no properties, and thus, no potential.Premise B - There is somethingPremise C - There was always something, there was never nothing. If there were initially nothing, there would still be nothing. Premise D - Being is therefore eternal and self existent. This is what men have called God.Premise E - God exists
>>221923592
>>221923632>darlin, theres a tiger in these tight fittin jeans....
Thought we hadn't had our nightly christsperging. Was starting to get worried
>>221923641it E :)
i been looking at the archive too
>>221923579what do you mean by>Get the niggers lynched>Get the jews gassed>Get the faggots burned alive>Get the leftypols beheaded>Get the spics mowed down
AI is getting real good at removing JAV censorship
>>221923658what did you find hun
Premise A -Premise B -Premise C -Premise D -Premise E -rorke: he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious
>>221923632i see the want to you your eyeeeees
>>221923674Pscrmg
I'n yet to have my first kiss
>>221923672west yorkshire tummy
Yorkshiremen are the BEST
right well
>>221923691the 18 hours in front of a computer malnourished build
>>221923691what the FUCK is that bellybutton
got poo brewing but can feel the pressure building, back pain will start soonran out of fiber suplemets fgndfgni :((
still would love to find that photo of the hampshire lads who met up with their k-on dakimakuras
>>221923709what's wrong with it
>>221923727looks like tim's arsehole
>>221923709normal innie for a non-fat male
>>221923727It has pussy lips
>>221922701*spam smashes it until i die*
consuming the eggbergs with the tomatosteins
dtfic is sad that he missed out during the portion of the internet when people with dakimakuras could meet up with little to no consequences
rorke going kookoo for coco puffs
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/28/how-boriswave-migrants-shape-britain/
fed up of being alone might do something about it
might become gay
bought oatmeal, raisins, flaxseed and honeygonna be fibermaxxing my breakfastpoos are gonna be top level
>>221923641Makes sense
Dire Friday night
stitching up a dakimakura cover of candice for a body pillow then shagging it robbie
just scrolled through 40 pages of imagestoo many animes too many "kpop desu lads"guh-rim
Recommendations for the next state I should obsess over? Considering Louisiana
>>221923727*fucks your belly pussy*
>>221923881what u looking for
he was a brown manshe was a white girlcan i make it any more leftypol
>>221923895some sort of "hampshire dakimakura meetup"given up now
just realized when yous guys add -berg or -stein to randoms words you meant it as a forme of antisemitism
I don’t go places I just appear and reappear. I don’t eat I just chew and swallow. I don’t live anymore I just exist
>kpop desu lads
auntie semite? ever shag her up the arse?
the wank rooms
tired of anti-aryanism
>>221923887Michigan, interesting place. Also interesting how the yoopers and different to the trolls who live on the mitten
Just realised its gone 2 and i've stayed up doing nothing again
>>221923914>>54807739 fuck desuarchive
>>221923946why are you referencing this post
>>221923962I just typed in random numbers to see what post i ended up at my little paella x
lovely amerislags
nanananananananananananananananaBATMAN
>>221923977this made a bit of sense for a second until i remembered this board isn't just /brit/
we all filtered americans again then :( not getting any good convos going due to my posts (none of the ones you think are mine belong to me)
>>116827439most important post ever, an eternal truth perhaps
>>116827439why mate? x
>>221923977yeah?
>>221924028about the oncoming coronagot over it now though
>>221923940Insanely affordable place, wages arent bad either.
might go and give a man a blowjob for no profit or real reason whatsoever
Your $100,000 Americastle, sir
got the billie eyelash on
>>221924072on sporcle?
goyim shouldn't be allowed to live
>>221924056Crickey. Is that upper peninsula or lower? Also did you bring up states because you're planning on moving? It's rather kino how in America you have such a wide variety to choose from if you want to move out of your birth state
>>221924105goy fingers clawed out this postgoyim are supposed to be slaves for the jews
Advice for Young People: DO NOT CHASE YOUR DREAMS. Do market research and base your life around that. The UK economy is based around services and finance, not grand ideas like science or "changing the world". I went and got an astrophysics degree and £100,000 debt and all I have to show for it is a service job on minimum wage.All you will ever be is a service job monkey, and that's if you're lucky. Its best to accept that and proceed from there, instead of believing the utter bullshit us 90's kids where fed about going to uni and how "great" the future will be., Its all bullshit. Life is constant violent struggle for existence again others and you live in a cursed era where this come to forfornt.
what'll it be then boss
>>221924101go away
aus the chase has such easy questions lol but theyre all so thick even the chasers
>>221924131Make jewtube channel about astrofaggotry you'll earn 10x the wage of a normalnigga. The economy has changed and no one told you
Mad how shite life must have been until around a century ago Wonder why they even bothered
fuck it going back home to bed
>there is a yank who is obsessed with my poo!?
>>221924177you're very strange :£
>>221922673
>>221924127I'm in love with where I am now, which is on the other side of the country from where I grew up. I just always have somewhere else I'm thinking about cos im a restless newworlder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MkLzAkscc
>>221924201no im not
WANKING POOING FARTING SCREAMING ALL THIS AND MORE IN 4CHAN INTERNATIONAL'S /BRIT/ THREAD
>>221924210
>>221924220Lovely
adorablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abLWRvGiFAEnot in the mood for ENreco, need healing
>>221924222ok you're not
>>221924160How about I advocate people blast their phones on loudspeaker on the bus and then beat or kill anyone who asks them to turn it down. I don't want money, I want death and destruction, My life is ruined, why care?
I'm not pooyank but i think it's incredible how little she's aged. This picture is from January 2026 and she could pass for 25.
>>221924246cope she's hit the wall
dont know how people sit at desks all day, its so uncomfortable and unhealthy
>>>/wsg/6160180well I never
>>221924273Sunday there will the Arsenal trophy paradeNigerian discent women from London are happy
so unhealthy to be at a desk all day...*hunches over looking at my phone all day*
>>221924277woah le based black man sighting!!! he's allowed into the ethnostate!!!
>>221924268I don't see it. She's 36 and mogs the average 21 year old American woman by a huge margin. She's not all tatted up or hagged out from years of partying.
>>221924210she looks very sweaty thereimagine the smell
>>221924304Peaked in 2000
>>221924312
>>221924312um
>>221924220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQvjlTCCOFA
>>221924210looks like literal fucking shitface of the devilthe product of a jewish science experiment
>>221924304>average american woman that bar is very low and you know that lel
oh yeah rorke think england will always be english?*kicks a ball between two posts, crowd roars*what now, chud?*smug face*
>>221924360The closest I think we have genuinely come to race war in the UK was when that wog bottled that penalty at the Euros
>>221924336Biracial people look uncanny. Neither possessing the genetic potential of white beauty or Asian beauty, they end up looking odd.
>>221924360*kicks your balls inbetween your two posts**misses because you dont have any*
>>221924210she an aura gawdess
>>221924348That's my frame of reference. I'd be thrilled with a 36 year old British gf like Emma. She has real lady vibe about her, like having her as a mate would make me better as a person.
>>221924377
raping the easter bunny
>>221924381meant for >>221924336I really should sleep fhs
i do wonder if alysa liu would have gained traction among the simps if not for her distinctive hairlike if she just kept natural would they have even noticed her
>>221924335lovely chune, first time hearing
Gimmick idea: Roadman gang but one of the members is a squeaky voiced skinny 5'0 ftm transgenderMans in his moncler puffer and balaclava in the 35c heat like the rest of the gang and uses all the requisite slang The humour comes from the fact they treat him equally to all the other roadmen and act either totally oblivious or accepting to the extremely obvious fact it's an ftm
>>221924391Ok I'll take her
>>221924394behave yourself, arr katie's birthday was on the day of our Lord's resurrection
death lost
>>221924424part 2: rorke shows up
>>221924440For those not in the loop: she's very vocally pro-israel and some bloke who looked like a typical norf FC gammon type but was clearly very much a lefty politically started calling her a filthy zionist bitch and a genocidal slag etc etc in public while filming her
>>221924391diversity done right
Give me a British gf and I'll never post here again
Only one mixed race lad in my entire year at school he was 1/2 Irish, 1/4 Indian and 1/4 English and decades later still by far the most racist man I ever met.
>>221924412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ak--7NZI8at the risk of being redundant but presumably you've heard this
>>221924478that's not even one of the hot ones
Can't tell if I fell asleep or just stared into space for a couple of hours
Rorke's not hot
>>221924449the harrowing of hades is basically a handicap match between jc and satan + hades and jesus whipped themkino as hell
>>221924482>mixed race lad in my entire year at school he was 1/2 Irishredundant phrasing
>>221924478saw a tiktok of her talking about how much she loves her husband 'ive only been away from him for 3 hours and im so excited to see him again' its not fair i have to be lonely and smelly and other can be happy and smell. lovely
>>221924489Idek if she's British. She's lovely so I assumed she wasn't American.
>>22192449660% of newborns of foreign mother2035 whites a minorityqwik maffs
>>221924522Not soon enough
>>221924524leftypol wanking off to this. get them gone oooh yeahhhh. fuck you bitch suffer love it *spunks*
Breaking news: white people about to go extinct Rorke's inceldom to blame, scientists and historians agree
Get them wanked!
>>221924506Can you tell me her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM
>Trade Union's rights bill passes >Not even 2 weeks later and government already creates a new rule exempting the majority of businesses from having to adhere to the new lawAHH yes politics at work...
>>221924488course lad
american women are plenty lovely
>>221924535I'm sure that's what it was
>>221924502common lawchad W
>>221924575Do you ever get tired of posting far right American political crap on /brit/ 18 hours a day?
>>221924551she does a tiktok show with her husband called scroll deep, her last name is townsend i think
leftypol wide eyed, engorged, energised, wanking his cock as each new fresh horror emerges, powered and enraptured, egging it on, loving it, emboldened by it, the thrill of fanaticism sweating across his brow. fucking destroy them, kill them, words erupting from his lips as his people are torn apart
Jist don't want want a few fascist billionaires destroying the planet and implementing global genocide as per their dark enlightenment goalsDon't think scapegoating queers or denying science is healthyIt's all so tiresome dealing with such a fucking stupid planet
>>221924609aye
>>221924609you wouldn't know a fascist if you tripped over one
leftypol would forcibly, vehemently, and ruthlessly make whites a minority in their homelands while claiming a man that makes rockets is the real fascist
>>221924642>>221924642>>221924642>>221924642
>>221924609>scapegoating queerspride is merely a part of the evil ones' arsenal against the righteous
>>221924584That's not what i posted. I posted actual news articles and public announcements declaring a cultural war to rid the world of white people. You're borderline retarded.
