Fat cunt edition
>>221924642>changing for other peoplelame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyMkiss me im irish
caterwauling a poo
>>221924642Why are brits so triggered by a few extra pounds? Is it because of the whole NHS thing?
nth for the baddiedem
Need Emma Watson to pummel my bag like it owes her money.
>>221924694*heals you of your terrible affliction*
>>221924584don't think any of the places those screenshots came from are far right mate
>>221924642>21 stoneZammmn. Must be really painful shitting out those stones through hi anus.
Brits be like bloody ‘ell it cost me 30 quid to lose 10 stone so it did.
>>221924667No its a basic sense of disgust that you don't seem to have.
I don’t think it’s possible to lose that much weight in 16 weeks
>>221924704Thanks bong, but you can't convince them of reality when it's put in front of their face. They're never going to believe it, because it contradicts their mental programming and they lack the cognitive abilities necessary to unprogram.
>>221924729yanks be like 'aw dang my son died betta pay dem govt $1500 to confirm he is dead'
assassins creed unity is a really good game desu
>>221924642
>refound their old tiktok account >arms with noticeable less cutting scars
>>221924813intrigued mouth in the shape of an o bradley
>>221924650Based. I wish you fat fucks loved me enough to lose weight.
need another war. Reckon the Koreans will ever go at it?
>>221924798if youve got the stomach for it, it must be amazing to be on the peak
I'M COMING TO GET YOU
will no one rid me of this turbulent /brit/poster?
>>221924890Didn't Kim Jong Un say something about how he no longer sees reunification with the south as tenable? I may be wrong about that though.Also I don't know much about economics and geopolitics but I get the impression China wouldn't want it and they are outperforming the US and wouldn't want to be dragged into a war with them in Korea like in the 50s because they don't need to go to war
>>221924642Fatboy SlimED
*pooter*
>>221924964not being funny m8 but you've got problems
happy to say to this day i have never heard sydney sweeney or sabrina carpenter speak
leftypol reading booksrorke burning booksneed i say more?
sydney’s weenie
drinking sodapop. Imagine being a waterfreak instead of delicious soda
leftypol helping an old black lady across the street "oh thank ya kindly suga"rorke shoving them aside for his goose-stepping jackbooted thugs
>>221924731Britain is the fattest country in Europe
>>221925016al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
>>221925048t. a literal whale fused to his couch
>assassins creedNormieslop
>>221925061ktim
All the good Europeans either immigrated to the New World or died in the world wars.
>>221925064ooooo you're quite lah di dah aren't you
looking at maps and stroking my moustache and saying "wow" when i see something interesting
>>221925070im going to rape you ok?
>sun out temperature up>actually want to try new things and things feel way more engagingDon't get how people can hate this weather and want winter back. Winter is a season of decay, summer is a season of expansion and growth
To the Spaniard who suggested Michigan, I'm going deep on Michigan. It's being studied, it's being monitored, it's being dreamt of.
>>221924824god's strongest bra
*burps farts scratches groans* guhhuhhflhuuhh
*brutally rapes every single yank*
>>221925093Patriots are monitoring the situation - QPersonally my favourite states are Alaska, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, Washington
OH YEAH U LIKE A BIT OF MARMITE DO YOUYANK CUNT GET THATFUCKING MARMALADE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
not being funny but i seriously think it would be better if we gutted every single yank
We're so back
>>221925080Get better taste mate
Another tropical day in the United Kingdom. How are you holding up, lads?
>>221925128Been to all but Alaska, and it is quite heavenly out here. Pennsylvania and upstate NY are really, really nice too
ｷﾀ――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)――!!
>>221925164*snaps your neck with a steely eye'd gaze*
>>221925164Great. Sunny weather nourishes my soul
Starting the second day of my 2-hours-4chan-slop-limit toil.Shit was hard.
>>221925201*snaps your neck*
detroit qween gf 2026
>>221925229*crack*
>>221925210cant die right nowsomething will happen
>>221925249*separates your spinal column*
>>221925249what that means
Mental how pretty women fart.
>>221925156Can't you see, I'm a rube.>>221925167What's your job? Even to Hawaii?
>>221925271not sure but they are coordinates for a music centre in taipei taiwan
>>221925271They just found a new formula, instead of using the E = mc^2 + AI they will use E = mc^2 TIMES AI
>>221925086im a virgin freak and just want to sit on my room playing video games, my room gets too hot and then my pc gets loud. i hate the summerautumn is the best season by far
>>221925297Yea I've been to Maui, wasnt a fan. I work on PLCs and such, working on actual electrician certs
when was the last time you made a girl laugh
>>221925360the last time I saw my cousin
>>221925330I like autumn too but it's a bit grim knowing winter's just round the corner and my general mood is going to plummet.
>>221925358>montanaLacks diversity, Anon.
when a black woman is speakingI listen and learn
>>221925078but russia, china and japan all lost way more of their population in the wars than western europe
>>221925358would you put Eastern Montana as red also since it's practically North Dakota there too? Western Montana certainly the best part of the state
>>221925548Don't need basic intelligence when you're attractive do you really. Probably shagged his way through uni
>>221925358why dont they make that upper part of michigan its own state or at least part of wisconsinits stupid
stop oppressing wales
>>221925572That part of Michigan is comfy, good nature and also it has the most Finnish immigration interestingly and some still speak it there
We really almost lost detroit lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g>>221925559nah eastern montana is injuns sovl
>>221925566Hundreds of hours of effort to get his basic fit figure though, more effort than 99% of /int/cels.
God I fucking hate pikeys
>>221925614Na some people are born with good stature that requires not too much maintenance. Lad looks like he's had everything handed to him on a silver platter. Makes you wonder why God gives some people such an easy life while others have to struggle
>>221925607Oh you're right the Crow are there and also the site of the Battle of Little Bighorn is there. Gosh I wish I was American
https://youtu.be/ucHcn748NBQ?si=mr_xoHJ2MaGZeAw4
poo
>>221925688We like people who make things happen, not wish for things to happen
finally hired a 'scortdidn't fuck her (too nervous) but she sucked my dickshall be going to hers again next week and will fuck her next timewish I'd done this 10 years ago
>>221925743grim
>>221925743Strumpetmaxxed.
What do escorts do when they get old?
>>221925737Amen I looked into it before, no visas I could currently get but hopefully soon enough I can start a good apprenticeship in Europe, remember the other day another guy on here wanted to also
Need are Emma to sit on my face and unleash hell.
would love to be a woman's slave
>>221925800bingo
>>221925819Would love to be Emma Watson's fart slave.
American odyssey contains no greek at all!
So you can't watch the champions League final in the UK unless you have a dodgy stream. Good job uefa. Fucking greedy cunts
thinking about katherine ryan this morning
just found out brits have their own version of healthy harold but its a bit shitter
>>221925912wt you talking bout
>>221925952no idea what diss is>>221925816just saw advert wiv tom felton cosplaying as whatever his name harry potter slytherin dude in a fuckincar advertlikehes driving the carin charactermsot mindbogglin fing ever seen
>>221924642Brits make fun of Americans measuring in football fields or whatever but then turn around and be like "yeah I weigh 58 stones"
>>221925971umm its just a good way of coarsegraining measurements of weightgives you a ballpark figure wivout having to be specificoh im 73.5kgor im 174 lbya know?
im like the Faustian penguin
>>221925971Stones are actually a good measurementThey’re to pounds what feet are to inchesMakes sense to use them
>>221926001I'm a pent up penguin
showertoil looms then i'm going to do my washing
this is the police 2 has far too many cutscenes, i'm less than an hour into it and so far it's been nothing but a brief tutorial and then like 40 minutes of cutscenes
Seems to be some quite interesting films released recently but I can't be arsed to see any of them.Mortal Kombat 2BackroomsMasters of the UniverseScary Movie
>>221926257saw the trailer for scary movie 6 and felt very disappointedjust gonna be boomers rehashing 2016 jokes
>>221926028but ironically most brits probs dont know their own weight in lbs
i kind of suspect stones is just summat they use wiv kids on their own weight in the antiquated past and it just got stuck to adulthood have no idea if kids use stone now for weight it could be an older generation fing>>221926257for.me?hawkwind album master of the universesilver machinebrainstormsabbath master of reality
>>221926279>2016nevwr seen a 2016 scary movie bur from trailers looks like diss heavily referencing the earlier films and targetting millenial nostalgia
>>221926312this gimmick you're trying isn't going anywhere mate
are you supposed to pop blisters or leave them?
a poo nanner
>>221926257Will probably see The Odyssey and The Devil Wears Prada 2 for are Anne
>>221926335leave them
Can someone explain to me why we shouldn’t have a government program to lock fatties in jail cells with nothing but water and an internet connection until they’re skinny
>>221926391not very nicenot enough space
>>221926408yeah love making up numbers me
>>221926414i guarantee that by the end the formerly fat people will be kissing the feet of their prison guards out of gratitude
The Elder Scrolls VI was 7 years ago. Not the game... The teaser trailer. Todd Howard is just a mega troll at this point right?
going to make a COFFEE then i'm going to do some GAMING and have a WANK
Best Cyberpunk ending?Between Solo and Aldecados for me
pwease dont huwt me
looool MOHAMMED Ziadun Yusuf deleted my comments from his YouTube video the fucking little coward so much for free speech
>>221926501What was his video about? What did you say? As least you can console yourself in the knowledge that he saw it.
>>221926484don't know, only did it oncewasn't too good
>>221926408Heathrow is a pretty big deal
>>221926491completely out of character end for homelander
>>221926549w-wut? oh pwease mista dont huwt me im just a widdle fwuffy pony
Seeing how tasteless and retarded billionaires are made me a Socialist. Capitalism does not reward talent or intelligence.
Got in at 12 and just wanked all the way through til about 5 minutes ago. Now it's time for bed
>>221926561i'm frenchwe eat ponies
>>221926523Mmh please explain to me how £800,000,000 spent on just planning to put 1 runway in is not fraud
>>221926583its the morning
>>221926568we named our planet after dirt, this whole world is just a pile of doodie caca
>>221926592it's a made up number you saw on twitterhope this helps
>>221926593I know. But I'll sleep til like 1 and then do it again tomorrow. Shoulder's fucking aching though, near wanked it out the socket
lol I'm gay but straightlol I'm jewish but italianinsufferable cunt
>>221926598says it all really
I figured it out lads.I understand everything.If you ask me what the color of a lampshade in a New York apartment with number <x> in the year 1972 is, my answer is I have no idea.But I understand the sinew that connects all ideas and I know how to get there.The upper limit of my powers is my ability to use a machine with effectively one function.Its modus changes but the implementation remains the same. Like a spinning gyroscope with a constantly moving frame of reference deciding how the polar axes of the earth work and what they meant to you.
>>221926600> The cost of the planning application for Heathrow’s Airport Third Runway is expected to surpass £700m. This is by the time it is submitted in 2027. This is according to the airport’s latest estimates. This project comes in as UK’s airports gear up to improve their infrastructure in bid to meet the global competitionNow do one you little cunt
50/50 chance when I get drunk that I'm either going to be the horniest I've ever been or completely uninterested in sex
imagine admitting this publicly
My Dad died nearly 4 years ago and I can't remember what his voice sounded like, and I forget his face if I don't look at a picture of him.very sad
>>221926702You have no videos lad?
>>221926702pscr
>>221926718He was extremely camera shy unfortunately.
Don't like wine. I don't like the kind of drunk you get from it. Beer gives a much better buzz. It's "bubblier" and more joyful. The ancient Romans would consider me a barbarian.
>>221926702mumberg passed in 2019 and i have small fragments of memories with her leftit’s rough
would love to sniff the Gooch area of rhea ripleys outfit after a main event
>>221926702Ok well I never even met my dad don’t know what he looks like don’t even know his nam
>>221926621why do you look like a leak though
>>221926702Sorry to hear that lad
>>221926739Had something similar where someone passed away shortly after a family get together where I refused to be in any pictures and the regret made sure that I never shied away from a camera again. Hopefully you find some old tapes or something of family birthdays or christenings or whatever and get a chance to see and hear him again.
>>221926702>>221926761you'll see them again in hell
>>221926795behave gingerpedo you evil ghoul
my aunt is obsessed with keanu reeves
>>221926795So when the devil wants you to dance you better say never, a dance with the devil might just last you forever.
>>221926795Gtfo scumbag
>>221926810Does she like his performance in Dracula?
>>221926795American Evangelicalism breeds functional psychopaths
>>221926825Yes, she literally says criticism of his performance is bullying lol
>>221926831He's not a Christian, I am and I feel sorry for that brit that lost his dad. The yank pedo is a creep who no one likes.
>>221926846
dadberg got a hair transplant despite being a nw2 at 60 before the transplant kind of baffling really
>>221926846you think brits are all godless heathens so you probably do think they are in hell, whereas the creep is just being provocative for attention
>>221926854There is faith and hope in something better than this life. That's all religion is, keeping the flame of hope alive.
>>221926845kek. I love his performance but in the so and it's good way. I think basically everyone in the film is shit except for Hopkins and Oldman and Winona's bouncy tits. But it's one of my favourite films visually. It's really gorgeous and everything being done in camera really elevates it.
>>221926809>>221926820>>221926822>>221926831baited, fuckin easy
>>221926899We are godless
don't hear much about spice boys anymore
>durrrr i was just pretending to be a scumbag retardOk scumbag retard
>>221926904>Winona's bouncy tits.patrician detected
i am Christian too and also an american. Did you know the San Miguel Chapel in Santa Fe, New Mexico, is widely considered the oldest standing church in the continental United States? I would like to visit Santa Fe, New Mexico and attend a Mass there
... filled another one ...
>>221926988and what's your favorite diesel locomotive?
slowly realising I might be an alcoholic. been feeling like absolute recently and just drank 10 cans and kind of feel great, if a little sleepy
would like to spaff inside a non white woman
>>221926930Highlight of your week?
>>221927016alri paul gauguin
Brekky
>>221927011not sure the types but I'm a Burlington Northern Santa Fe man
do you have to be okay with littering to be a smoker or does that develop over time
leftypol laid on his belly on the floor kicking his feet in the air drawing sandwiches on his girlfriend's feminist protest sign while she eats the sandwich he made for her
>>221927064ah yes bloodied snot for brekkie
>>221927086in france we call it boudin noir
>>221927075Looks like a lot of people made her a sandwich
*swaggers confidently into thread*
>>221926795howling, done em
We almost lost detroit my niggas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g
fee sucking imminent
moon the coon
>>221927109*batters you*
it's been 10 months since my knee surgery and I think it's safe to say that it has finally healed completely. I'm not saying it happened overnight, just that at this point I feel no discomfort whatsoever and it's been like that for months I just didn't pay attention. prior to that I felt slight pain when squatting and thought it might've been permanent because it was the longest lasting aftereffect
>>221927148bizarre little african man aren’t you jeff
>>221927148i would intervene and stab the darkiealways got a knife on me
>>221925998>oh im 73.5kgNobody measures human weight that accurately. It's always either whole numbers (74kg) or rounded to even 10s. (70kg)
>>221927184thank you Albania, you are the white man's greatest ally
>>221927141love that song, love motown
We're already living in cyberpunk2077 where private corporations have access to intelligent supercomputers with models that will never see the light of day. You and I, the goyim, get access to toys and bright flashing lights.
>>221927285yeah, where are the flying cars?
>>221927285she don’t believe in shooting stars, but she believe in shoes and cars
wearing gloves at my food truck but keeping them on while i handle cash anyway
I'm at toil:(
>>221927285Find a 2nd world bugout spot ASAP. South America is the new safe haven
> For every 100 females, there were 89.1 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 83.5 males.>10% non-hispanic White BWC must fetch a premium in Detroit
>>221927307it's saturday you madman
>>221927317They'll have drones weaving through the amazon jungle, the mountains of patagonia and the Atacama desert to kill anyone who owns something or be's happy.
>>221927319timmy culd do anyfing he wants x
*plop*
>>221927363Lol
>>221927363putting plastic over your mouse so you can eat greasy food and use your computer is a great idea that also feels like it causes you some kind of hidden damage
playing subnautica and I got jumpscared by a reaper leviathan
>>221925627>centuries oldAs in one century
>>221927200i am french and i'm greatly disapointed in jeffo
>>221925866Do they have a UFC cage in their gym
was having a very nice sleep but catberg got impatient for food and woke me up. fuming.
Hi
>>221926484Saved my game and did like 5different endings. I heard they changed now
hello bruce
>>221927064genuinely shuddered in revulsion at this
>>221926631Isnt Heathrow a private business?
>>221927443post catberg
it may very well wind up in me arse
>>221926702Is that normal? Feel like my memories of my grandad are of photos of him
>>221927465It's not a real food it's an AI video designed with the purpose of generating fake ethnic food meant to look as disgusting as possible.
>>221926795
>>221927477
>>221927500It's a traditional Cameroonian food called nkui
Heiling hitler in my nighties while im snug as a bug in a rug in bed feeling really sleepy drinking warm milk
did and poo and it smelled terriblebad things happening up my guts
>>221927531:3
>>221927531adorable, he’s entitled to wake you up for food
I said Hi say it back
>>221927531Nice berg that
I am spiritually Australian
>>221927542had a very spicy dinner and am now paying for it bumwise. first torrent of brown lava has been released. plenty more to come.
>>221927534is the black fufu looking stuff something different
>>221927534Playdough and mulligatawny
mental that pasty and philip parisi were the same actor
washing done in 15 minutes then i'm going for a WALK
Pooman, the world's worst superhero, whose sole ability is to soil his undies.
Alcoholtoil wrecking my diet, may need to become a pothead so I can get high without also becoming a fat cunt
>>221927591ah yes weed will help avoid those troublesome munchies lad good plan
>>221927591weed makes you a fat cunt too
a chingy chingy ching chang chonga chinaman sings his songhe's as chinky as the day is longa chingy chingy ching chang chong
>>221927418frightening stuffx
so in real life right if you were on a sinking ship standing on the last square metre that was above water right as the ship submerged and started to sink to the depths below, would you be pulled down into the water in the wake of the sinking ship similar to how a passing train pulls you toward it?
>>221927613Screm
>>221927418Too spooky innit
>>221927630Yh x
>>221927630prefer not to say
i deduce that i have drank 8 cans of heineken ordered a chinese scranned the lot and then vomited it up in the bog not flushed the toilet filled an empty vodka bottle full of water took several sips out of it and went to bed with the door open
>>221927665Fascinating insight into the "life" of the lower classes
>>221927665Stop drinking. Vile muck
got a motorbike mong neighbour who insists on running his bike engine for 20 minutes before he goes anywhere on it. cunt has it on now, bassy engine noise coming in through my window. just get on it in your nice leather trousers and go you noisy cunt.
>>221927687can tell you're drunk
installed a queen marika's dress mod in skyrim but it's fucking broken and doesn't work
what do we reckon
might take big (small) lens out today and find some birds
just what in the HELL is going on in here??!
>>221927811me walking in on the cat going through my boxers
>>221927738most of these are just people who would rather have a parking space than a front garden. nothing wrong with that
>>221927714why
>>221927630At the last second, I would jump as high as I could to try and reduce the pull
don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
>>221927738could be worse
4D licence plates and financed audis are culturally important to them
>>221927710Nah. One month dry on Sunday
>>221927738the wall is ugly but i doubt i'd want the old low wall everyone can see over into my garden when they walk and drive past. like being able to sit in the garden me.
>>221927827just smelled like pussy in there
Sir Keir Starmer
i've watched a douglas fir grow from a seedling into a giant, grow old, die, fall to the earth and rot away
>>221927911Sir Douglas Fir
>>221927903how have they not killed this guy yet
I'm black homiesup to all my black /brit/ homies
>>221927930Sir Black Homie
They should turn Buckingham Palace into a big Tesco
went to gig last night
>I'm black homie>sup to all my black /brit/ homies
>>221927938Why
>>221927938Just listen to the songs on Spotify or YouTube
>>221927938get that plapsow off the stage
farty knickers
eating chappell roans shit
>>221927738probably put a lot of bread on the table for a few months for a couple of builders, sparks, plumbers etc
>>221927938vile hogwould, raw
>>221927531beautiful feline
>>221927945drink and enjoy some music
top o the morning to yaanyone remember that fat ugly guy thgat was posting from isle of man, posting death threads and stuffand you got him arrested ?what was his name?
>>221927531slut
Get your zingers ready lads!
>>221927665from 8 cans of Heineken ? Are you a literal child?
fuck your zingers this is it. the last /brit/
>>221927994>>221928000Don't really like KFC. Prefer Popeye's
>>221927934yes sirwe landlords now
new>>221928012>>221928012>>221928012
>>221927998>>221927665heineken is so fucking disgustingget some taste and drink stella
>>221927981his eminence the sheikh of jersey
>>221927938>>221927975i could do that, no problem
>>221925093https://youtu.be/6jakL_f-17MSomeone beat you to it
