ice skating edition
tights
>>221928012mental how fit
poo charles
rate me gato
>>221928012So...this is what peoples were simping for months ago?
>>221928012gem
>Janitor applications are now open.Apply here!
>>221928043no that's a drawing
>>221927903most american thing i've seen in a while
>>221928022young
>>221928046scrme
grand rising :)
BRAAAAAP
>>221928063sup crodie
Why do lower class people ALWAYS scream and screech? Why can't they just talk normally? Why are they always so loud with everything they do?
you lads all watching the men kick the ball later?
that's a bit of me that
drank so much cider last night my shot actually stank of cider just now
>>221928074the /brit/ meet up
>>221928075presumably they grew up in households where everyone else screamed and screeched and thusly they learned that was the correct way of communicating
Sheikh Suleiman al-Britanihttps://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491whatevr happened to him is he still around?
>>221928075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAA-G947ofg
>>221928012Stop posting that BITCH even ironically
>>221928075spastic i can tell you've never been around rich peoplethey are some of the loudest people imaginable especially when they laughthe women are quiet and classy thoughlove rich women me, not crass at all and their pussies taste good if you can get on one
>>221928012She doesnt look like that, Paneer
poo on toast for breakfast
so uh no CP on the england squadzesty foden is out too
4g of psyllium husk down the hatch
>>221928075they dont have emotional intelligence
>>221928112seething brown hands typed this
>>221928122no WHAT
Woke up to the missus cooking me breakfast.Chorizo, scrambled eggs, cheese on toast and a fresh pot of coffeeShe's a good egg. Shan't be fertilising her eggs though as we don't want kids you see
>>221928124the only people who take psyllium husk are either extremely fit elite athletes or fat fucks perennially trying to lose weightwhich is it lad?
>>221928130>tf>tp
ran out of toilet paper and had to wash my arse after my poo
>>221928146smettila di simpare per questa ragazza
>>221928138I'd love to fertilise her eggs if you know what I mean
>>221928138must be nice
>>221928158I don't understand
>>221928138I'd love to give her my chorizo if you know what I mean.
i'd love to have sex if you know what i mean
>>221928074whats he drinking
>>221928138Britishers will eat chorizo by itself and put cheese on toast to avoid the obvious combo with their scrambled eggs they are making anyways
today we meet Mike, a 35 year old 5'6" man wearing autism shoes, and Alisa, 31, an engineer who makes double his salarywill love be on the cards?
>>221928138ever ...?
>>221928071sup yodieu gud?
I'd love to end my pathetic miserable existence permanently if you catch my meaning
>>221928077naturally
>>221928163Yeah was a lovely thing to wake up to>>221928171>>221928176I don't understand >>221928187No never ever
>>221928195ktim
>>221928204i'm sure it is
>>221928211Are you ok?
It's here.Mandible feels a little raw but you can basically just walk it off by chewing something like gum.
>>221928222checked sup ghostie
cannot believe how fucking cringe ts was
Say his name.
>>221928012>>221928043Raccoon
>>221928218no, some dickhead is bragging about his gf making him breakfastreminded me of my lonely condition
doritos and malted milks for breakfast
>>221928155NEVER
>>221928236missus means wife not gf
>>221928252not necessarily
>>221928252no it doesn't you fucking bellend
>>221928185they look like a mother and son
>>221928231>hoodoh my days
>>221928193im gud crodiebeen enjoying the sun this weekreminds me of the homelandyou?
>>221928236not that hard to get you a lady to make you breakfastmine made me toast with avocado and burrata with truffle salt this morningthe world is 50/50 so getting a woman isn't so bad
>>221928260>>221928266Right well I meant my wife, ok. My wife cooked me breakfast.
Can't believe people actually thought the chink flu thing was gonna become a worldwide pandemic
steamingtoil beginswill be drinking all weekend and hopefully get the courage to hang myself>>221928293sybau
>>221928252Over here it generalises to de facto partnersIf she's making you breakfast she's probably your missus
>>221928185I'm lucky that I have a fiancee and never had to deal with this shitshe's the only woman I've ever shagged but at least my life is mostly stress free
any thoughts on ireland refusing to play israel
>>221928300Mad it was entirely planned and manufactured to steal wealth from us all
>>221928185>First impressions?>We were both early so I figured we must have something in common. I wish he had stood up to greet me though.oh dear, oh dear
time to settle in for another weekend of posting about black penis with the lads
>>221928305far too early
>>221928012What in the incel fuckitty fuck is this image...
>>221928286>toast with avocado and burrata with truffle saltTHAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T OWN A HOUSE YOU FUCKING MILLENNIAL
oh for fucks sake cody don't mention cody here the retards will start arguing
>>221928319Rorke doesn't believe wealth inequality is real
>>221928012Cortina mentioned
>>221928300that lad is dead nowdied of dat muddafuckin coonvirus
>>221928252not at all
>>221928314don't care>>>/pol/
>>221928326if i wanted to get drunk enough to hang myself (already have rope and everything) i need to drink as much as possible so o starting early is essential
>>221928314based but for the wrong reasons, as usual
Must get up get showered get to the butcherSimply must be done
>>221928314its based
>>221928359gotta get that sausage, eh?
>>221928331yeah it's not because houses are $700,000
did the men of one country refuse to kick the ball against another country
>>221928359no it doesnt. you're a lonely incel. you have nobody dependent on you
>>221928337yes he does be quiet
>>221928319>Capitalism did germ theory
when i was younger i used to think why don't people who kill themselves just go on a massive bender and fuck whores kill people and shit since they're gonna die anyway now i know
>>221928367Bacon actually>>221928372All very true but I need to eat
>>221928373Of course he doesn't. Wealth inequality is a woke. Rorke gets angry at the idea of wealth taxes and defends billionaires taking away his employment rights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r8FpbtRgJ8
Er that was Louis Pasteur
Out for a walk on a brand new route todayJust lashed a dot on the map on gaia and I'm just going to follow the route it's picked out for me
got the frasier on
>>221928396Did you go on a massive bender thenWhat was his name aha
>>221928012Trooncel hands made that
>>221928396Probably too depressed to think about it but it's a good idea
Barratt paradise down here
>>221928409any good walls today lad?
we all die one way or another
>>221928400gotta get that bacon eh?... not very gayget sausage anyway, lentils are dirt cheap and so are onions, they make a hearty meal
>>221928012>olympic gold medalist>cute>raccoon>gets hate online from incel racistshaters gonna hate
>>221928409wish i lived near trails or the bush
>>221928416incels literally seething over a drawing of their "waifu" lmao
>>221928419>Brown fart skin>TrannyEh that's enough 4chan for today
>>221928409Hope it's a shooting range and you get converted into pink mist
>>221928443hope she sees this bro
>>221928443yeh but you're also an incel. lets not forget that part
>>221928396Lefts head on rights body. I would go to war for she
>>221928441If you're gonna die, die with your boots on
>>221928443she has 1 billion fans in indiashe's very popular among brown peopleprobably because she's ugly and brown people can pretend they have a chance
>>221928415aha done him
>>221928435average woman to me is like a 6 or 7 out of 10 avereage man is like a 4 *hands myself a baited by twitter dogshit award*
>>221928447actually mad how much a single stupid drawing has rattled all these incels.
good morning you worthless evil incel monsters
i'm also an incel but i'm indifferent to the raccoon girl. just thought you'd like to know
SCREAMING
>>221928447>no u
>>221928477
>>221928463If you're gonna try, well, stick aroundGonna cry, just move alongIf you're gonna die, you're gonna die
Dame Alysa Liu
christians be like 'flip YES lets drink the blood of christ'
they arent gonna clean themselves rorke
>>221928500
>>221928482Tbf i much prefer Ruby over Alyssa.
gymtoil looms
>>221928489FUCK YES
>>221928508ruby's mum is fucking peng
>>221928508that's a pretty terrible fit, the cheap jacket makes her look like a receptionist at a cheap hotel
every week I work 70 hours to make what someone on minimum wage earns in 40
>>221928500Oh I'm lickin alright aren't i
>>221928526sonion
if a cricket match doesnt reach the number of innings scheduled for the day what time does play stop?
>>221928526im crine
>>221928523Yes. Peng. She's a penguin. >>221928527Whatever poof didn't ask for the RuPaul full analysis
>>221928529nibba roleplaying on 4chan
>>221928528... are you a mod?
PINT GFINTGF
>>221928508should have made fun of it when rubes was youngershe's grown up to be a horrid little autist
>>221928550but anon, she's black :/
>>221928275mi a enjoy di sun too still dem a gi mi memories a back home an mi deh yah a work pon some neoliberal policies same way x
there's no dignity in this
>>221928552ONE OF USONE OF US
>>221928538you mean the number of overs?usually until 6:30pmsometimes they allow 7:00pm
Something lush about saying good morning to a stranger and they say good morning back and you're both telling the truth because it is a good morning
>>221928561you are disabled as fuck
>>221928543Yjk rubes is the type of girl who would love to dress up and get raw fucked by her bf
>>221928552women can't be autistic
>>221928552I love her
MAKE ME A WIIIIIIIIINEEEEEERRR
>>221928466what a pathetic human being you areracists are the lowest of the low
rorkes mum sewing "right" and "left" onto his gloves
>>221928549phd student
>>221928575rubes is a lezzer
>>221928575would ask my gf to roleplay as a school girl but the suspension of disbelief would be impossible because she's 15 stones lmao
>>221928605s
>>221928138>don't want kidsoh grow up
Rubes gives off very strong gold star lesbian vibes
do the rorkeypops dance
>>221928589sono legittimamente la persona meno razzista del mondo. credo sinceramente che i bianchi siano semplicemente arrivati prima
>>221928406he believes its real and that its a good thing
>>221928600Hers is intellectual lesbianism you see, she's only 1 cock away from dropping that lez larp, like most of them are.
>>221928621>giffuck off
>>221928138>don't want kidswhite people shit
>>221928605LMAOO
>>221928596phd in what?
GM
might buy a virgin mary statue because she is the god of virgins (like me)
Mya G wank on the cards
>>221928655>Mya Ggood grief what a munter
thought i had stained yellow teeth but ive started brushign them for 2 minutes now instead of 30 seconds and now theyre white
>>221928650ah so dis a dem proverbial chad ? dem a best he cud do yeh? gud x
>>22192860515 stone is probs the average weight among school girls these days
>>221928345this meme used to make me laugh so much back in the day
how did people get gold and stuff in europe back in medieval times, is there gold to mind in england?
shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yadrankswalalaladrankswalalalaswalalala!
>>221928612A woman's body was designed to accept cock and none of them are lesbians unless they look ghastly and unsightly like a bloke
if you're going grim, go bambi blacksi respect this lad
Fuck sake man can the news stop talking about NEETS my family keep looking at me
>>221928677jews brought it with them
>>221928669mine are a bit yellow becuase of coffee
>>221928668Pssh screaming
>>221928667never looked at her facei only care about her arse
>>221928568i seeoff to see a so called test match at lords next week you see
>>221928436No walls hereMaybe a cheeky mr Whippy later though aha
>>221928686theyre ashamed of you lad. do something about it
>>221928650Is this Erling Haaland's parents
My sister admitted to me that lesbians aren't real
>>221928677alchemy
>>221928692>never looked at her face>i only care about her arse>>221928684
mad that fellas head got knocked off and then that fella kicked it thinking it was a fake head. probably hurt his toes doing that. think it was in edinburgh
>>221928709Yh? You ever shag her up the arse then
>>221928709haha, lesbo sister
>>221928699lmk if you have a spare ticketi'll meet you outside the ground on the day
>>221928686lol you lads are under the spotlight a bit heard it on national news the other day like 1 in 6 18-24 year olds are permanently sitting in their smelly bedrooms, most of them chronically online for 12 hours a day
>>221928702Yeah go and work a minimum wage slave job for the next 60 years sounds great
>>221928654isnt jesus also a virgin?who is the god of shaggers?
>>221928727matey from work bought the tickets so i dont have htem
covfefe and a velo for breakie explosive poo loading
>>221928728all the entry level jobs have been taken up with people imported from the third world and they use them to support their family back home.
the "lesbians aren't real" meme is amusingmy mum would always do lowkey gay shit like kiss her friends and give them lapdances for "a laugh" was always grabbing her tits and arses but it was cool cus lesbians don't exist and it's just girls playing aboutdad never suspected anything until she left him for an actual girl
>>221928736right here
dont like buying a single can from teh shop because it makes me look like a loser drinking my mysebf btu then i buy a full pack and then drink them all by mtself instead anyway so di i dont know what to do really
>>221928741okay, maybe i'll try to grab one sometimes there a dudes selling them outside on the daywhat day are the tickets for?
>>221928753does ya ma have an onlyfans?
>>221928753Its a fetish Your mum left your dad for a kinkDisgusting whore
>>221928753Ouch.
>>221928288Wife
>>221928753your dad turned your mum gay
want to kiss a 50+ year old woman
>>221928734ah ok sorry, didnt realise you're a self-loathing man of inaction. ok mate, remain sad and alone in your stinking incel bedroom your entire life then. have fun
>>221928780can't see the wall properly m8
>>221928763friday
>>221928753genuinely just a case of them having fun and fucking aboutbut there is not actual sexual attraction that has made them do thatfemale primal sexuality is hardwired for getting dicked down by a hung man
some older women are still fit
>>221928780 dont jump lad come on youve got a wife and kids x
>>221928734You can aim higher than that mongo
>>221928805not these ones thoughbeitquite uncouth when they act like they're still in their 20s
>>221928814Have no skills, bare minimum GCSEs, didn’t go uniPlease tell me how I’m qualified for anything other than minimum wage slave labour lol
>>221928805would honor kill my mom if she ever behaved like this
>>221928805only if they have big lactating tits
>>221928734Can't wait for rupert lowe to send you to die in the donbass
gta 4 is better than gta 5
>>221928826I have to agree with this.
>>221928823access course will have you in university within a year
>>221928823You can get skills without going to uniJust look at adult courses at a college to get an ideaI was literally in the same boat as you at 28, I studied accounting and now I'm doing okay at 30
… I always wake up at 3am - wearing my excellent glasses watching Running Man again on sky cinema on my tv via sky stream in home …
fart loading...
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and let loose an utterly vile fart so pungent it could wilt flowers.
what is a fresh graduate supposed to do today?do a masters or what? there are no grad schemes going
>>221928854be brown
>>221928854Use a nog name on your cv and you'll access the secret grad list
>>221928805timmy mum on her way to hackney central
>>221928818don't sit here and pretend you wouldn't
>>221928830surely there will be many exciting new fronts for runts to get minced in by 2029
>>221928866you'd like dalston
>>221928875i do like it
Disadvantaged youths turning on VPNs just to make fanfiction about black mens willies
had a bit of a trouser accident
>>221928898front or back?
>>221928854Join the military
>>221928854become a tescoid
if you're a povvo neet runt in the internet age then you deserve it 2bh
My mates
i've had the same job since 2014 but i remember there was a time when they were saying there were too many jobs and not enough people
>>221928928get them shagged
>>221928928bloody field's joined the army
>>221928927so what's your scheme?
>>221928805britain needs islam
>>221928947don't have one mate I'm a runt myself
>>221928947?
workmen outside my house carrying heavy things going UUH UUH UUH
shagging life up its arse
ziedy's mind needs to be studied in a lab
>>221928753not really a lesbian if she shagged your dad and made you
i have a cushy job and loads of money but my life is still horrible and i am not happy
>>221928971they're from the sainsburys
join my clan called gamers against racism or GAR for short
>>221928835Never played 5. I rapidly grew out of gaming and never played again
>>221928986well buy hedonistic things like drugs and who'ers then
normie mongs can now see that unemployment in young people is through the roof but equate that to a recession like that of 2010 - and assume it will go away when 'the economy gets better'. the economy in the uk actually grew this time, it is not because of recession - it is because of demographic crisis of biomass taking entry level jobs , then you have the disparity between zoomer men and womenthey will never admit that white zoomer men need state intervention right fucking noweven graduates
>>221929007will i become this senile and demented too? god getting old is scary
>>221929010work for what? Owning nothing and no pussy?
Birds outside once again speaking to meThey keep singing to me to kill myselfAnd calling me a nigger
Have you ever been personally called out on this website?>Be me>Post about a movie >Get a reply that says something like "Yeah, I'm actually going to watch that on (my actual fucking birthday)" >It was literal months away at that point
>>221929007scrmb
>>221929010It's all part of the plan. You're going to be conscripted to fight the Jewish banker war with Russia
Black Pussy.It changed Him.
>>221929018racist birds very common now what with the immigrants and that
>>221928982After he's hanged drawn and quartered
>>221929010you have to hire someone to do your shitty entry level shop job, you could hire some 18 year old british mong who doesn't care about the job and will just use the job to make money to buy tat he wants and will ring in sick when he cant be arsed or you could hire a 24 year old indian man who will never ring in sick and sees working in britian as a way to fund his family back home and as a status symbol.
nyaa!~
>>221929016my nan is 85 and properly senile these days, had a stroke a few years back, has had several falls since and can barely walk these days more of a a shuffle. It's no way to be. It's hard to talk with her as well since you're not really having a conversation since she can't keep the thread, I just sort of remain patient with her and react in a neutral, simple way that I think she is most likely to understand
>>221929010entry level jobs arent that hard to come by desu when i wanted to work id get a job within a day, but theyre so shit its just pointless when i could be on centrelink. theres such a feeling of hopelessness raping younger genreations every day because there really is no point to doing anything in this rape society that hates us
fucking customers coming in 2 minutes before closing time. take the piss
>>221929075yeah man that's proper scary. i just hope my mum doesn't get senile
>>221929084pert little chinese bottom on her though
>>221929083>theres such a feeling of hopelessness raping younger genreations every day because there really is no point to doing anything in this rape society that hates usexactly, but where is the crash out you'd expect from zoomer men?castrated by jewsit's fucking over
toilfu ruining her natural beauty by refusing to wear suncreamsays she likes to have a tanned face in the summercan already picture her @ 30 with leather skin
zoomers be like AI is taking our jobs lolif a compute can do your job you not worth paying lol
>>221929084blud posting from his delorean
>>221929113head like an easter island statue but her body in her prime was a 10/10
bacon nigger cheese
You can't keep pretending life just hasn't started happening for you yet when a 'rentberg gets dementia
people get scared of aeroplanes but when you consider that there are millions of flights across the world every day and you only hear about an air accident once every few months then it demonstrates that it is the safest mode of transport
>>221929107we've been raped into submission, and the material conditions arent right for popular revolution. we have to be deprived of something like food fuel water etc like thirdies do when they get riled up. we're just too comfortable and raped
>>221929124yh
The real answer is growth scepticism and admitting that “line go up” shouldn’t be our one and only government policy which we must sacrifice all to achieve
>>221929127it'll the be ol' 'cide for me once the bergs pass
>>221929131fascinating stuff*pulls out a comically large notebook and writes that down*
>>221929131only people who say shit like this have receding chins and thinning hairyes we get it you dumb fuck planes are safepeople get scared because of the innate response to heightsfucking spastic hope your next plane crashes
>>221929131never been scared of flying, but driving on the motorway is just mental. nearly got into an accident yesterday simply because i let my guard down for like 1 second
Rorke telling the gyaldem how the Airbus A320 is actually the best plane in the World
>>221929131mad how theres infinite space up there and planes still find a way to smash into each other
make the new mate
the new >>221929170>>221929170>>221929170
*Thinks, "well, isn't this nice?"*
Don’t worry lads, this new is on me*leaves thread to make new but actually never returns*
>>221929160leftypol found hanged in his bedsit prior to his Boeing 747 Max whistleblower interview
>>221929180kek
