Yak edition
zoomies dont know about yikyak
mikey's Matrixposting again
Well matinee gig lad, I'd assume gig will start about an hour after doors open. Your first band will play for about 45 mins and then second band will probably come on about 30 to 45 mins after that.
rorke is bi!
>>221930482Remember posting some absolutely heinous abuse of locals on there. Good time to be a student. What a time.
heh... you know what THIS means guys...
>>221930503?
just pood out something with the consistency of an anzac biscuit dunked in nutella
me
>>221930509you yogi bear ass motherfucker
>>221930507'only Jewish people get protected on Wikipedia' displays Amer-tier intellect
pasta bake for teaonly a half size (feeds 2-3 people) though as i need to lose weight
>>221930507wtf Palestine is Jewish now
Notorious 4chan poster 'Heather Paedo' has been found dead
The Rorkeification of Owen Jones
thinking about how i used to think that bionicles/lego stop motion vids + annoying orange were the pinnacle of human innovation when i first got access to the internet. wish id never clicking on that porn link when i was 13 because it sent me down a path of inceldom that doesnt seem to have an end
One of you now, mates!
i have no social outlet apart from work. need to join a society of some sort
tinnitusberg got me on the ropes. genuinely think i'm gonna be deaf in ny left ear in a couple of years as my hearing is starting to go, only in the left though
>>221930575I have never once ironed a pair of jeans, am I a degenerate?
>>221930566
>>221930589you will be 'ported
>>221930590freemasonry looms. turns out there’s a hall 10 minutes away from me that i’d been walking past for 20 years and someone never noticed
>>221930590join the Gay Porn Society
>tinnitusberg got me on the ropes. genuinely think i'm gonna be deaf in ny left ear in a couple of years as my hearing is starting to go, only in the left though
kill all non whites
>>221930575I don't follow Peter Hitchens but does anyone ever just humour all the bad faith arguments he makes to see what happens?Like if here Owen Jones said "yeah that is a fair comment actually" would Peter simply continue stating increasingly outrageous, insincere statements until he ran up against the reaction he's baiting for?
>>221930607Ukrainian drone operators are easy to get citizenship and to work with Britain military
haven’t ironed clothes in years I just put them on and the body heat sorts it out
>>221930618i pissed all over a lodge door once while the gf was like 'nooooo' haha
>>221930631one of the most boring posts I've ever seen lad
>>221930593should have gone to specsavers
>>221930654check out my back catalogue you'll be blown away by the tedium
>>22193064861 61 61 zoo lane
Former BBC Radio 2 presenter Zoe Ball said this week that it is 'so quiet' now at her home in Brighton - a familiar and sad refrain of any middle-aged woman whose children have grown and flown. Zoe, 55, has two children with ex-husband Fatboy Slim (aka Norman Cook): their son Woody is 25 and living in Bristol working as a DJ, while their daughter Nelly is 16 and currently sitting her GCSEs at a very expensive private school in Sussex.
>>221930507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WboggjN_G-4
>>221930654sorry lad here's one for you: poo scranning a bardly welshimage attached: 4D tesseract bradley inverting itself.gif
feel like a headache is brewing
>>221930661*checks out your back catalogue*Elton?!?!?!?!
>>221930631people say that conservatives just want to go back to how things were when they were young and thats generally not true but it absolutely is in peters case
>>221930677screaming(i enjoyed your post, need more people like you posting here)
>>221930661>check out my back catalogueoo er missus
>>221930677not very good either mate
>>221930666We at /brit/ wish 16 year old Nelly the best of luck in her exams at her very expensive private school in Sussex.
>>221930666she needs a good smelly rogering
>>221930666Kek imagine trying to make it as a dj without riding on Fatboy slim as a dads coat tails. Impossible
i smell a bit like cheese
>>221930677sc
16 :)
>>221930680WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
is the ucl final always at 5pm i thought it was usually later
>>221930677you forgot some ebonics and an obligatory reference to god not being realthen you have all aussie bases covered
>>221930719>waiter waiter! more cheese please!
>>221930730it has been changed to allow the host city to deal with the post-game celebrations (bars etc) and for fans to get hotels and whatnot
Get them bread
>>221930719lunch with my excellent heavyweight boxer caretakers ...
>>221930746swans and ducks living in harmony
>>221930746they dont like bread you evil beast
>>221930759*attacks fire nationly*
>>221930719must fucking stink in that room
>>221930746awful sight
>>221930746england is beautiful country
>>221930719he puts his napkin on his knee like its a napkincute
>>221930763They fucking do like bread
>>221930719evil biomass beastcare bames, dispose of this entity at once!
The daily skincare routine, as a 35 year old straight white British male (cis)
>>221930746get the migrants down there for a takeaway lunch
>he puts his napkin on his knee like its a napkinconfused bradders
>>221930745>to allow the host city to deal with the post-game celebrationsto let them make more money serving food and pintsgood idea that actually
>>221930791tim is NOT biomass and he is NOT evil
gta 5 still looks goodrdr2 is a masterpiececan't imagine what magic they'll pull for gta 6 desuit will be the game of the decade
>>221930793faggot
>>221930806yes pretty muchi was at the final in moscow a few years back and by the time i got out the stadium it was like 2amnothing to do at that time really
can't wait to play as lucia in a bikini throughout the whole thing
rum bloke
>>221930793don't know about any of the other gay stuff but the slam dunk moisturiser is really good tbf
will begrudgingly hang the washing up to dry and then cook lunch. what boring bastard shite are you lot getting up to today?
>>221930802meant to say like hes at a restauranthavent slept all night you see
>>221930810your mums pussy is the vagina of the decade m8
>>221930810mate you've just made the post of the decade nevermind the game
>>221930763do they like the taste of rubber over their ungrateful little beaks?
>>221930810i hope so but it probably wont run well on my 3060ti and i simply refuse to spend like £700 on a new graphics card
>>221930809the care bames will be destroying him soon
>>221930827>Boy with appleWhat was he trying to say
>>221930719mad how much hes aged since being in the bame pen
>>221930810i think all the big creative heads that made those games have left rockstar
>>221930839just buy a console, bud
>>221930651>the land and resources that ukraine specifically has yeahthey don’t need them though do they. in fact ukraine is only significant in this aspect as a location for resource transit. and the ukraine war has made it harder to sell the resources russia has. you aren’t making any sense >which decades are those?what a dumb question >are you drunk?there are two mistakes there. it china should be if china, the wouldn’t invade should be the usa wouldn’t invade
bro just called him bud
>>221930854lazlow leaving is a bit of a red flag desu
albania in the fitler list
>>221930856yeah so i can play it at a smooth 30fps
>>221930866*kicks you in the face*
>>221930870Hasn't been great since Chatterbox
still genuinely screech every time i see the phrase care bames
>>221930812>>221930828>>221930793
It's never over for you. Open a corner shop. Air-con on. Flip-flops on. Shirt undone. Chest hair showing. Birds love it. Who's she going to at 11 o'clock when she needs a bar of chocolate? You. Fail that, open a local Indian restaurant. Birds love a curry. A little Asahi. Pint before she goes out. Chicken tikka masala. Garlic naan. Peshwari naan. Who's bringing it out? You are. Bang your digits on the table. She appreciates it. She loves it. You'll fall in love with whoever you want. Sorted.
right then thats my bum officially out
>>221930886i invented thatthought it sounded like care bears
>>221930821>a few years back18 years ago? i cried that night i was very young and stupid
might be the summer i take the leap and get a little portable air con unit for the bedroom
>>221930893go to reddit if you want your dick sucked, faggot
righto quick nap for me then off out later x
>>221930886i was drinking water and i saw a post like 'need tim bryne liberated from the evil care bames' and i spat my water all over my monitor ffs
>>221930884integrity 2.0 was peak
>>221930915i need you to stop getting angry and improooooov
>>221930893poof
>>221930907I know a great HVAC tech named Cody Bleederblowder who comes highly recommended
>>221930907get that brand people were shilling for here a couple weeks ago
>>221930907got one last year with the little hose out the windowcracking investmentimagine everywhere has kiked the prices up at this point though
>>221930942>Bleederblowdersc
rorke won't like this
>>221930942screech
>>221930900well good fucking work
>>221930955scream
>albania in the fitler list
I'm outside without sunscreen on, tee hee
>>221930932would eat her shit
>>221930958>>221930964i dont get it
>>221930932right well thats the perfect woman then isn't it
>>221930989i was out for about 100 minutes and put two lots of sun cream on
>>221930965thanks palcheck my back catalogue for some other fantastic creations
>>221931001scream
>>221931008bar bames
>>221930893Tell em
>>221931003depends if she gets on with my cat or not
dont want to support them but their stores really do sell spices and stuff much cheaper than tesco and they are better
>>221931026vague posting king
… post shower revitive wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv in home …
Imperials or Stormcloaks?
>>221931008Brewdog Millionaire
>>221931008
>>221931008They've clearly just put a new barrel in and pouring out the excess foam. Why are you trying to imply that this woman is pouring shit pints? Ohhh it's her skin colour isnt it.
so many fucking arsecheeks out today i immediately ran back home and wanked
right big toe is getting darker...
lad stood in his mum's kitchen with one leg cocked raising a spoonful of broth to his lips going "mmm that's coming along nicely but it needs a touch of something" then reaching for the spice rack
got my eye test due in under 4 hours wish me luck x
>>221931053Saw a woman with shorts that literally showed her entire arse. The shorts were designed to go right up her arse crack.
>>221931026why not visit rafis spice box in harrogate or york or sudbury
>>221931050shut the fuck up abdul you're going home you brown bastard
>>221931040stormsskyrim is for the nords
… no time to get the MacBook out before lunch … so I have to listen to the awful witches of Eastwick
>>221931048
>>221931070remember to stay focused
>>221931070*spunks in your eye*
>>221931076How can you be such an incel loser that you've never seen bar stuff do this with a fresh barrel you sheltered freak
>>221931076you've never ordered a pint before in your life lol
every year the cuties are dressing even more sluttier than the previous cohort
>>221931098>>221931101FUCK OFF YOU DARKIE CUNT
whos put 50p in the incel
>>221931089bet shes had bbcs as thick as that pint glass
White people be like "ohhh this plain chicken needs some seasoning, let's add a pinch of salt"Deport whites and bring in the Indians
>>221931074bloody sick and wrong so it is it makes you sick to your stomach so it does
>>221931126seek help
>>221931129I deserve a hot topic girl to spit in my mouth. Starmer's Britain
really want to shag an ambulance womanshe could save my life
>>221931128"ohhh this plain chicken needs some seasoning, let's add a pinch of shit"
bradey wolsh
most fun skyrim playthrough? is it really just sword and board?
corrrrr
three beers and four glasses of wine is the plan today
>>221931179pure mage with 100 magic mods
>>221931179why not stealth arch?
Washed the car
/brit/ in the 90s:>rapist spice
heard it said that everyone who works in emergency services is cheating left right and centrepolice, paramedics, firefighters, nurses and whatnot
>>221931186Zig-zagging between the two or beers then wines?
vile harlot
>>221931209beers while i'm cookingwine while/after i'm eating
>>221931210chopped
>>221931207it is truenurses are the worst for it
rorke
need to get the whip washed but cba
>>221931223why do you make up blatant lies you incel freak slug of a man?
having my first poo of the day in a minute
>>221931226>>221931231
>>221931230birds gonna shit on it right after anyway
Autistic men find it hard to understand how common infidelity is among normals.
>>221931220she's a as fit as ever
>>221931236it is known amongst the shagger class that nurses are some of the slaggiest
>>221931076>>221931115Lad you've been completely done
roke
>>221931223Sisterberg is a nurse :(
>>221931192>>221931194too strong
SEX with ambulance workers
>>221931261buy an ad
>>221931261fucking hell that mole needs lasering right off!
>>221931273she ever licked your arse out?
poo 1 is about to commence
>>221931273she may have cheated, she may have noti mean its even a bit of a joke amongst female nurses themselves
>>221931257>how common infidelity is among normals.it's not
>>221931273your sister cheating on her significant other has no effect on you
>>221931273is she fit?
quick wash up and clean of the kitchen and then i'll fizz up some water and then i'll make a plan for cooking and then i'll crack open a bear
lefterpol
>>221931275if you use destruction only yah, i did mostly alteration and stuff manipulating time and space to my whim
>>221931289As I said, a lot of autistic men have a hard time with it. And that's OK.
what is wrong with some of you
>>221931304tf2 is for casuals
poo is leaving my arsehole as we speak
if you found out your gf cheated on you with a bbc, how would you feel?if there was a video of it, would you want to see it? would seeing the video alter your feelings?
I’m unironically a rasheed
Why are they all slags though? What is it about that profession?
>>221931304ooooooooh a nice cold bearthat might be exactly what the indian doctor (seen via skype) ordered
>>221931257if anything autistic people will read the very well known statistics and accept themit's you the incel that thinks tradcath your wife is gonna stay loyal to you get fucked lmao
>>221931325probably seeing old people about to die, illness and suffering, makes them reach out for whatever joy they are offered, even if its short term fun
>if you use destruction only yah, i did mostly alteration and stuff manipulating time and space to my whim
wiping now
Why are you all so obsessed with black penis?
>>221931325my uncle is a nurse and he's no slag
>>221931350he was before the sex change
>>221931323got a stiffy reading this
>>221931324do you adhere to rasheed views such as kill and/or enslave all whites?
>>221930959jesus will this bitch get to the POINTi'm 20 minutes in watching at 1.5x speed and she hasnt even started explaining any of the impossible physics which is the only reason i'd want to watch this video
>>221931350>uncle>nurseSounds gay though
on the bog in agonylast nights zinger stacker currently ripping my anus in half like a complicated childbirth
that was a messy poo
>>221931325Long hours, high stress environment, adrenaline rushes, lots of physicality.I'm sorry but if you're sending your wife off every day to be a policewoman sat in a car for 12 hours with another man while you sit at home changing nappies and playing bing bing wahoo she's cheating on you.
>>221931352>>221931365he's a lesbian, too
>>221931361shes an elite level rambler
poo 1 done
>>221931345rorke's love/hate relationship with black willies is a deep and complex mental illness
cheesy michael
>>221931367>The KFC Zinger Stacker is an extra-spicy, heavy-hitting chicken sandwich featuring two signature Zinger fillets, two slices of cheese, lettuce, and a combination of fiery Supercharger sauce and sweet chili sauce
>>221931418not really that funny
>>221931418ok
>>221931378your mum cheats on your dad with dogs
>nurse to intensive care, nurse to intensive careOn my way babes!
/brit/ users on their way to being the stupidest people alive
>>221931428s
>>221931409Lovely
>>221931378post hoc rationalisation
>>221931423brucie being incapacited by it IS funny
I don't want to play the online Pokémon card game because that will encourage me to spend ungodly amounts of money on packs
I deserve sex.
reckon i would try to touch a horses cock just to feel how heavy it was if i was left alone with one
>>221931463thats you filtered now
>>221931463ok this is a good post
>>221931464cannot imagine being over the age of 14 and posting something like thisgenuinely kill yourself
I'm drinking a cup of tea :>
>>221931475sobniob
poohing out my arsehull
>>221931475right..um
>>221931475
>>221931491You envy him
>>221931475tobys cock twitching at this post
having a poo, then a shower, then a wank
new zealand cuck be like oo fuck yuh my woives gittin blicked up the poosy
err what
>>221931491bit extreme?
>>221931527s
going to delay getting steaming until i've cleaned the flat a bit
>>221931475people can tell m8 that's why they never leave you alone with them
reckon i would try to peek at the behind of a mare if i was left in a stable alone. possibly even do more than that
>>221931491relax mate
>>221931496I'm also pooingSo our arisses are connected via pipes
southerners on the ropes
is it possible to anonymously report a crime to the london met or transport police?i have video footage of a guy taking upskirt photos on the tube and groping children (of him doing it, not the footage himself)he followed this woman home in the dark with his camera about one foot from her arse. she kept crossing the road and trying to get away and he just kept recording her. he is a black 6 foot skinny man usually wearing a red tracksuiti posted this on reddit and got 6000 upvotes but when i mentioned the line above (about him being black) the entire thread got deleted
... don't feel so bad about eating horse nowat least we don't molest them
>>221931552that's deep bro
>>221931563sonion
>>221931396she finally spent a couple of minutes talking about it but didnt say anything interesting. will not be watching any more
>>221931563ouuu shiiii
>>221931563yes you can self reportmake sure to confess to everything
got the lcd souindsytem on
i posted this on reddit and got 6000 upvotes but when i mentioned the line above (about him being black) the entire thread got deleted
there's someone in my head but it's not me
>>221931604just asking to be black clapped
>>221931604sonion
>>221931629Little Chinese fella?
have become steamingpilledway preferable to ironslop
will be making pasta 'n' sauce for luncheon
LCD Soundsystem is possibly the worst music I have ever heard
>>221931634fosyeg
>>221931677really
ausdogs love they dogshit gimmicks
>>221931556me on the left
GONE
>>221931677what didnt you like
finally got marika's dress to work in skyrim turns out my bodyslide output folder was supposed to be at the very bottom
for me it's hot chip
>>221931713its over its fucking over
>>221931579sc
>>221931713kek why now
>>221931705yh
I guess he couldn't slot right in
Slot status?
shagged out me shagging boiholio
love a tight bald slot me
>>221931705i like when aussies and kiwis fight each other
he is unwell
mental how i can type in any song and suddenly have it playing
youtuvbe cooking with this playlsit
>>221931779not really a fair fight thougheveryone knows kiwis are a lot harder than brucies
would love to be behind a tight young mare
>>221931797case in point
the man in charge of the men kicking the ball is gone is he?
>>221931837
>>221931799that racismlad could shag a kiwi to death
>>221931659haven't had one of those in years but I remember the mac and cheese one being lengers
>>221931797https://youtu.be/9ZNkPA_zUd4
NEW>>221931892>>221931892>>221931892
>>221931870they're abhorrent but i'm lazy
the wells of inspiration have run dry, time to die
