Southern Cone edition
bought that cheap timex watch btw you're gonna be SPAMMED with photos of it when its delivered
From anon, will you take up my suggestion to watch Widows Bay?
>>221943587Concerns about the price of poo for human consumption rising
>>221943623LeftypolWorld
pride month starts tomorrow! <3
isn;'t argentina where the nazis moved to to hide form ze germans
>>221943587He's my neighbor.
Did that thing where you don't eat all day, order loads of food and can't eat it. Ordered a munchy box, box of kebab meat, chips, milkshake and slice of chocolate cake. Not sure I'm going to finish the munchy box, never mind the rest of it.
>>221943587i hope the argies are giving their new overlord a warm welcome, they need him
they did a eye test where they blow a puff of air in your eye
Got my first pair of New Balance's
cut down trees next to the highway on mountain roads and rob the amazog trucks rob indians (dot indians) at gunpoint with a 6 shooter wear a giant huge hat and a bandana to avoid AI face recognition
>>221943642nigga thinks May has 30 days. LOL
>>221943642for me it's the pansexual flaglesbian flag a close second for my fave
>>221943656why
remember that woman threw the cat in the bin
Proper went and fucked it DIDN'T I?
Mad how much I love her
>>221943642why is there shit poo at the bottom of it
>>221943675banging ice lollies these
>>221943652I've not eaten most of the day but did the smart thing and nibbled some crisps and chocolate. Will try and eat something more substantial later
>>221943696that's TLT and TLT
>>221943607>>221943643
Gonna looksmaxx for 6 months and then go to New York and tinder platinum maxx
>>221943685why is this woman not in prison?
Also why does Peter Thiehl have a literal meth addict julatto running his company and saying we need a world war if he's worried about the future of America?
Last time I offer a TV recommendation
>>221943448that looks interesting I'll give that a watch thanks lad
masters of sex s01 rewatch on the cards
>>221943684mate that is fucking badguessing you're rated like 1200 max?few tipsa knight on the rim is dimlearn when the trade. you made the worst possible trades theredevelop your minor pieces early instead of trying to do tactics early on
>>221943736You don't understand rational thinkers lad. We have to deal, as humans, with the fact some people are just more worthy of living, that's all.
Got a bruise on my crotch from being rubbed against something and it is quite sore, right in the crease between my legs and top of my ball sack.Anyone able to come kiss it better?
>masters of sexthey made a show about me
>>221943679something about glaucoma and eye pressureit was a machine doing but controlled by an indian lassmade my eyes water
>>221943736isnt that the jew banging Rita Ora?
>>221943587he is a gay nazi
>>221943657which ones? i have these, they're very comfy
reckon australians will evolve back into abos
>>221943808Was she fit at leastDo you have a glaucoma or what
Okyavisan is a xenogender in the Scene System that can be described as "a gender that's like floating on a deep, vast, heavy green and blue ocean, with creatures below, gender identities wanted to be discovered." It feels mostly peaceful, but anxious and excited to discover other genders and/or labels.
>>221943815rorke...
any of you get on the hit new british reality show, virgin island?
>>221943791i have literally the same thing it's most likely a fungal rash or something similargo to boots and get antifungal cream 90% of the time it stops rashes in the crotch region
>>221943816they're a burgeoning peoples
>>221943783All the top billionaires agree that it's time to kill humanity off lol
>>221943831i wouldn't be able to control myself in his positionwould literally tear her trousers down and the entire production team would not be able to pull my tongue out of her arse
lol how is odegard captain over rice
>>221943808I had a test like that and they locked my head in a vice and slowly moved a probe over to touch my eyeball while my eyelids were held openThey did numb my eyeball and put in some drops that blurred my vision so I couldn't see, but it was still very uncomfortable and scary
why the fuck do people still play chess in 2026, we've got videogames now nigga
>>221943772Get the fuckHe fucked it too lad. When at the point where he was moving the knight and gave me the discovered checks, he could have given me a royal fork when I moved the king to e2 and taken my queen and he didn't see it. Did you see that I was 5 pawns down, a rook and 5 minutes on the clock (well, the last one you couldn't see, I am telling you). I could have at least his queen in the last two moves!
>>221943815for me it's the white man's shoe, the 574
>>221943809Doubt it. He's the CEO of palantir and has 2 wives er sumtping
>>221943831rorke hastily applying
They will never ever ever win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lWIK5_M2s
>>221943879doubly so because 95% of people you're playing against are cheating
i support the lgbt/brit/ movement
and our ambition should be to kill postersi mean actually kill themwith our level of gimmicks
human history repeats itself every 100,000 years, the cataclysmic impacts and ice ages wipe out most or all of the evidence
>>221943867No, that's where you are wrong as a rightwinger.Rightwingers think the upper class actively seeks to kill you. In reality they don't care and if you have to die, oh well, it's a sacrifice.The 2nd thing they have wrong is that they view the world as an increasingly expanding prison. In reality, it is an ever expanding factory.
this charlatan can't win cup games cowardly final tactics yet again. shit was like 2020 euros all over again. grab an early lead sit back, concede but can't change our play to form a threatening attacking response, wait for pens and losearteta in his current mode is a soufgate who was saved by prayer warriors in the team and all of our rivals falling off
>>221943815>Noh my days
>>221943838No, it's from some aggressive rutting the other day. Gf rubbing her fanny on me and the bone must've been squashing that bit. I just didn't notice it in the middle of it due to the horn
>>221943882what time controls did you have? i thought this was a bullet game but you're saying 5 minutes on the clock??
Anyone know why yoghurt is different in Spain?
>>221943869crazy how the first thing you think of is licking a shit hole instead of penis in vag
thinking about 100,000 years ago when nvidia stock peaked previously
>>221943874he was playing top level football at 15 and he's a leader on the pitch
>>221943825she was quite fit. bit nervy though. no glaucoma i'm in perfect optical health except being a speccy twat>>221943878think that counts as rape
Alright team. Feeling a bit sad. Like I'm stuck in a runt. Everyday feels the same. Like I'm going round and round the mulberry bush.
nobody:rorke: um what da tuna
>>221943949What do you mean by this
doesn't look right ...
are british girls really the ugliest in the worldare we truly that inferior
>>221943941no need to show off mate i got a stiffy reading this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j08RK8UKcBA
>>221943831virgins are people too. we are not a circus act. my culture is not your costume.
>>221943932>Here's what you believe...Thanks Kathy Newman
need alysa liu to piss on me and kick my tiny twink penis
>>221943970corr is that a jazzmaster
>>221943961lovely stuff, glad to hear your eyes are healthyshame you're a speccy twat but you could always get contacts like the other speccy twat? x
>>221943963You need hard shagged up the arse and used like a woman
>>221943987same twin
>>221943968Yoghurt in Spain. It's thicker, almost like jelly. Not so creamy.
right well the edibles still haven't kicked in yet, what's going on
Still can't stop laughing at Arsenal lads
>>221943987need her to slice my throat open with her skates
>>221943974funny how the whole world is like "british were good sailors cus theyw women bad!!" while they wank off to videos of our girls on nights out
>>221943970Tele contro panel throws it off innit
>>221943963Have you dealt with my complaint about the aldi baskets? What did they say?
>>221943815740
>indian>fit?
>>221943990clearly its an offset telecasterjazzmasters have a load of extra controls
>>221943874he's been here longer and uhh never loses his head. rice is too spicy to be the captain of legoman's team
>>221944006can take up to 90 minutes lad don't have any more. you eaten anything else?
getting goosebumps listening to alex jones
>>221943992shan'timagine all the crusty contact lenses forgotten about inside their eyelidsmakes my skin crawl
>>221944049just spaffed me pants>>221944054would love to gather it up and eat it personally but that's just me.
>>221943945Yeah, 15 minutes each. I know that you 're going to say I am an even bigger retard for it
CANadians are tired
>>221944027>offset telecasterare they just for people who think telecasters are ugly?
Is having a mirror worth it? Thinking of getting a small one
getting goosebumps shoving ice lollies up my fanny
>>221944000There's a variety really
>>221944071white only one would assume.
>>221943977Sorry mate, I'm feeling like proper shit right now if it's any consolation
>>221944074telecasters are uglybut also beautiful in their ugliness
And it's hot and humid in the bedroom got low energy and depression team oh it sad it agony it mental torture every second of the day why was I born with Borderline Personality Disorder
>>221944066no i'm gonna say well done for playing slow games as a beginner. nothing worse than playing bullet when you're rated < 1800but honestly watch john bartholomews series on beginner mistakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao9iOeK_jvU&list=PLl9uuRYQ-6MBwqkmwT42l1fI7Z0bYuwwO
>>221944099I see. Do you know which one I'm talking about?
>>221944113Bet your bussy is sweaty and begging for a good pounding
Lil chili
>>221944100she didn't say sosome asian guy are kino, got sleeping dogs installed, i'd date him
>>221944113why not read a good book
>>221943933here's a video of vivi to cheer you up
>Fixed: Labour stops hundreds of vape shops, newsagents and barber shops from hiring migrants so Britain's youths don't go joblessRorke quiet on this one
>>221944113bro is a retard
>>221944168rorke doesn't care who does it he just wants it done
>shagged up the arse by me uncle i was>allying meself with actual nonces i am>proper good person i am me
>>221944128No clue
>>221943984Was I right or was I wrong?
most britishers don't know this but you can literally come to the uk from india or pakistan on a "skilled" workers visa which means 90% of the time vape or kebab shop workerremind me again why vape and kebab shops are skilled workers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1t4MTqdfyI
>>221944168the youths being hired
>>221944168Yeah I reckon those vape shops, newsagents and barber shops are going to start hiring local lads rather than import their cousin on a student visa and have them work for less than minimum wage (which is what they do)
>>221944127I only watch Mato and ASMRchess
>>221944214there's no such thing as unskilled labour rorke
>>221944220exactlyyou cannot solve the problem without radical measuresthe majority of those "youths" will be asians regardless of the policies
Think what made me have homosexual thoughts was when a guy have me a handjob in uni once
rorke is gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64M_gC6TSHk
Going back to bed, need to be more comfy to aid the recovery. Maybe make a rustler burger and eat some liebnez in a bit xx
catberg came for a stroke but i grasped her paw tightly and looked deep into her eyes and i think she knew what that meant
we were supposed to win for the gooners looking down on us
sorry gyaldemlad the baddiedem know the score x
>>221944054are you retardedyou take them out as soon as you don't need them (i.e you're inside)
David Ornstein
>>221944203Think it's called French Set Yoghurt. I've only ever had it in Spain so thought it was a Spanish thing.
Quadruple lock the pensionsTax anyone born after 1980 at 120%Free P&O stocks and shares for anyone born before 1970Remove stamp duty for anyone born before 1970Free gas and electric for anyone born before 1970
>>221944041no just the little gummy car
Leibniz mentioned
>>221944156c-cute
>>221944275shes dead lol
Jack Pitt-Brooke
>>221944230
>>221944311SCREAMING
in retrospect, death grips were shite weren't they
>>221944275shes rotting now lol
howlhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780098353861431.mp4
>>221944332Not shit but very overhyped
happy pride month
Going on a 7 hour bus trip on Wednesday. Will need to get some snacks and have a hip flask ready.
Real patriots will win
At the end of the day, Rorke was right about everything.But Leftypol won. He fucking won.
>>221944332they were shite at the time if you weren't a drone
serving mare cunt during truro haute couture week
sipping on some Nescafe gold
any birders in who want to identify this bird
>>221944281the idea makes me feel funny okayand not in a good way
>>221944358scr
>>221944358happy pride to you too x
>>221944365excuse me
>>221944384Starling maybe
>>221944332You mean holding you cock incredibly tight and jacking it?>>221944344Roaring
>>221944332they were relevant during peak biomass worshipping years. difficult not to get swept up in the contagion, don't be hard on yourself (I didn't get swept up in it and didn't get the vaccine either).
>I'm very concerned because I think the Jews want to drive the elephants to extinction because the trunk of an elephant reminds them of an uncircumcised penis. I'm absolutely serious about that... Jews are sick, they're mental cases.rip to a real one
>>221944277just need him gone lad, that prem win has cursed us with a probably 5 year extentionyouse would do well with iraola
>>221944410holy rorkeoli
>>221944366Coffee at this time lad?! You're insane!
>>221944402gay and retardedall accepted here
sick of being married to a hogwife was 12 stones when i met her now she's 16
>>221944393should see what happens when you leave them out their solutionthey turn all crusty and sharpimagine that in your eye cutting it rolling into your eyelid
wish my wife was 16
>>221944402When you mess up the crop on your picture and leave a fragment of white border
>>221944492:/
Enrique deserved this, remember his daughter died. What hardship has Arteta ever experienced nothing
>>221944502I like Arteta because he seems mental
tuchel is gonna play saka, eze, and maduakeke isn't he
>>221944311>>221944341fuck you>>221944332cap
the Twitch watch
hes on his way to his hog wife now LOL
>>221944483she’s done you
>>221944442das rite
>>221944484stop it
>>221944492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JkiPdUn00"take a seat over here"
>>221944520
>>221944502>remember his daughter diedat age 9 of bone cancer too, bloody hell. makes you think how careless nature can be when someone dies really young
I like chess and would play against my dad and family members when I was a kid but was never the type to play it casually as an adult or get proper into strategy or any of thatExtremely high skill ceiling game and takes ages to get decent so unless you're going to devote your life to it why botherMight as well devote that time and energy to something useful like martial arts
june will be OUR month. no more games. no more excuses. no more lounging about.
>>221944483Do you still get to plap her frequently at least?
poo
make /brit/ decent again
>>221944518grown men streaming minecraftneed the FBI contacted pronto
>>221944483plap plap>>221944492PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>221944551survival of the fittest though
hello. spent the afternoon watching the football. Would have been nice to have a 19:00 kick off.
>>221944554we have sex once a month max and she usually just lies there while i fuck heri've been wanking to porn a lot when she's out at work, like 3 times a day
>>221944492
>>221944589cor
>>221944553just had my palms read and my star charts prophesied and its looking like an activeeeee juneeeee
>>221944572can add palace to that
The problem with 4chan is that it's full of racist incels
>>221944610well there are plenty of incel subreddits you can go to instead
think that's enough football for me, might get into gay porn
>>221944582who do you support Ian?
>>221944598im thinkin so x
>>221944624Not for me because I'm not one of the racist 4chan incels
didn't we just have a football final like 2 weeks ago? why is there still football games?just constant footymong shit all year round ffs
>The problem with 4chan is that it's full of racist incels
>>221944634based x
>>221944640Ok you're a brown 4chan incel we get it
>>221944646sup mouldie
Vive la France
>>221944587Exberg was reasonable when I met her then grew in size used to play constantly but then she always had some excuse and wasn't up for it and it became less frequent. Combined with some other stuff I eventually broke up with her
>>221944610Wasn't a problem when 4chan was mostly white and your parents were pooping in the ganges and then drinking the water was it
>>221944630I don't have a preference. I just hope it's all good fun.
>>221944610sounds like you should have stayed your faggot ass on reddit then
FREEDOM!!!!!
I've upset the racist incels who can't stop thinking about brown people and LGBT people
>>221944673No recovering from that is there. Stick a fork in him, he's done
>>221943656yeah they only do that for poofters
>>221944552i like chess personalities in history/historic games more than the actual game itself. think that chess engines ruined it really, magnus carlsen is basically just a robotwant to suck mikhail tal's deformed hand
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780122294426482.mp4
>>221944722He doesn't use forks, he eats the biryani with his non wiping hand
yea we're not clicking any /gif/ mp4s would just go on instagram reels if i wanted braindead content
>>221944673>>221944688thanks for running that runt out of town amerigods x
>>221944751screansngsdg
>>221944751SCREMA
Most likely it's a show of support for the SNP after the last sustained attack by the right wing press. The hysteria in the press over the embezzlement which has been dealt with through the courts has been blinding, particularly when compared to their coverage of right wing MP's that have not been held to account for issues with far larger amounts. I think something similar happened a few years ago with a massive uptick in their membership numbers after a sustained right wing press witch hunt after Sturgeon.
>>221944772tell us the real reason you wont click on them pussy faggot
>>221944551Crazy how God saw enriques daughter dying of bone cancer and decided to do nothing but DID decide to step in and help Arsenal win the league (according to timber and saka)
christ we're almost halfway through 2026 already and i've gone back in progress in that time
>>221944772
>>221944783Anytime de lid x
rorke opening up his DNB folder and sighing wistfully
Feeling empty and sad and my head hurts a bit team
>>221944772I'D JUST GO TO /BRIT/!!!!!!!!!
leftypol deleting his DNB folder as the feds bust down his door
>>221944844Paracetamol. Down the hatch. Now.
>>221944837
>arselel
>>221944871Already had some
>scotland yard>is actually in london not scotlanduwotm8
>>221944862
>>221944816>tell us the real reason you wont click on them pussy faggotDon't like to see porn x
>>221944871take 30 of them motherfuckers
>>221944873wonder what it's like to be this handsome
>>221944881Paracetamol. Down the hatch. Now.
>A 47-year-old man has been arrested after Arsenal's Eberechi Eze reported being racially abused through Instagram following his team’s Champions League loss to PSG on Saturday, police have said.>A second man was tonight being hunted over racist abuse on Facebook following Arsenal's heartbreaking loss in a penalty shootout.>The man from Cleethorpes was arrested on Saturday on suspicion of a racially aggravated social media post as well as a public order offence and has been taken into custody to be interviewed, Humberside police said.Fuck sake rorke already???
>>221944520his loving wife*, the flex of staying with her when he could hitch up with worldies. you just kno it makes katies seethe
shit comes out of ass
THE BALLS ARE INERT
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780060297924761.mp4
the uk has millions of immigrants who specifically exist to deliver food
>>221944924right well
>>221944873Men can be 100 years old and some 20 year old will still fuck him :3
right well
>>221944924
My boyfriend is white and so is his mother. For some reason they still don’t know my ethnicity, even though I’ve mentioned it many times and corrected them every time. (I’m half Thai and half Sri Lankan.)His mother has called me Chinese before, and I corrected her. Now she just calls me “Oriental” bc she says she doesn’t wanna “offend me” by calling me Chinese or Japanese I don’t like being called that, and I’ve told my boyfriend many times to speak with her about it. He says he has, but ….. “that’s just the way she is.”We’ve been together for five years, and he’s been talking about getting engaged in the future. But I got so tired of his mother’s behavior that I told him I didn’t want to be part of his family if she was going to keep being racist like this to me. He said I was overreacting, so I “overreacted” by dumping him. Now I’m single, eating aglio e olio pasta and some bread rolls.
>>221944924bit gay that
>>221944954
>>221944942and i wouldn't trust a single one of them
>>221944884it's an old war thing where they thought naming it Scotland Yard would make jfs looking for bombing targets look to bomb Scotland instead of England and i just made this up
>>221944963definitely real reddit story
>>221944963based rorke’s mum
>>221944983s
fuckkkk man i ate a tesco sausage, egg, bacon triple and now i have stomach ache and headachefuckkkkkk
Should not have clicked that.
>>221944971stop causing mischief
my dad went to jail again last month for shooting someone at the gas station
>>221944954You look like that
>/brit/>everyone speaks american
>>221944983forwarding this to the snp propaganda department
>>221944425yeah feel like you're in a similar situation to us after last year in that we didn't like the football but you've won the league so they're gonna stick with him. you've got the best squad in the league though and you'll obviously add a few players so with us and city changing managers and the league win out of the way you could really go for it but that's just not what he's gonna do is it
>>221944924didn't enjoy this bcause now im aware that im a real life person in the physical world when wanking. cant imagine how grim the sight of that would be
>>221944912have to ask why a man from cleethorpes gives a solitary shite about what happens to arsenal
no idea how people watch women ufc why would you want to watch 2 women brutally beat each other. Bizarre behaviour if you’re a bloke and you’re into that you should b eon some sort of list
i've been besieged
>>221944963Fat spoiled cunt
The scran
>>221944924Nice cock that
i've got the shitsi've got the shits
>>221945000difficult security incident at the gas stationmany more in our future....
Based Parisians
>>221945026The sacked scranny
yeah i would get a 16 year old gf if i were rich and famous the fuck you think retarded woman i'm settling for you because i gots no choice
>>221945026nigga eating parasites
>>221945026these are grim
*shakes your hand as you leave the thread for the new*thanks for coming, see you soon
>>221945014why would you want to watch 2 men brutally beat each other?
>>221945051It's actually quite lush>>221945049?
>>221945026rare to see a girl who can cook these daysvery nice
>>221945026Bit of me that
should i have another beer?
>>221945046haha le epic nonce post
>>221945037why don't they build their own homes?why don't they build their own air conditioners?why don't they build their own summer clothes?why don't they build their own sun?
About to run through a brick wall carrying the stars and bars.... USA! USA! USA!
>>221945077didn't realise LEGAL 16 year old sexually mature women made me a nonce??
>>221945103>>221945103>>221945103
>>221945066oh shut up leftypol stop pretending you don’t understand
>>221945100haha yeah 16 is the lowest you'd find attractive noncelad, you'd never like a 15 year old and 364 days!
>>221944904yakuza cronem side boss be like>>221945004I think we'll just replace our depth I'm not expecting any revolutionary buys. gabi and either martinelli or trossard leaving. with eze being moved wide I hope nwaneri stays in the squad. we're cooked