latex edishold: >>221945103
gay edition
Jewish /brit/ poster be like prefer not to pay
photoshop
Sunset. Beach is almost empty now.
>>221946270its called a corset bud
Anyone got any good stories from their life? I'm interested in good, fun and interesting stories, me.
the ruby cosplay
that's the 'tex posted
all my friends are online :)
might get out the bath. done 2 1/2 hours. very wrinkly.
>>221946251FINALLY
the vax causes cancer
>>221946286I had a nice sandwich once
>>221946292must be freezing in there
>>221946290Sad cunt
nth for the gyaldem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Yz5K6ORsEposting there
>>221946286you wouldnt believe any of them
>>221946292can see your willy hehe
Can someone please give me £10,000? I want to buy something
>>221946300
stuck in the bath don't dare get out
the pet 'geon
>>221946304
>>221946303i top up as needed plus it's been 28 degrees here today. house is still very warm, it's been nice in here.
I can only spunk from watching interracial pawg porn lads
>>221946307i didnt realise this girl was actually popular, thought she was just an r9k waifu
rise.... and shine
>>221946300When the Matalan worker tells you they don't sell bonnets
>>221946251>>221946282corrrrrr 'tex
>>221946307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkC-VDC097U
funny that arsenal have to do a parade tomorrow immediately after shitting the bed in a final
>>221946339same lad nothing better than a phat arsed white women with a big black pecker inside her
>>221946243alri jeff from community (2009-2014)
>>221946290except glesga! dearly departed!
>>221946339i can only spunk from womens boobs or their bums or their feet or them kissing other women or them dancing or them doing sports or them eating or them whispering into a microphone or them having sex
Anyone else for the cans? The lovely, lovely cans?They're lovely.
>>221946346the right man in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence in the world
Intrusive violent sexual thoughts about Ruby Granger
the girlies linked up
>>221946346not that i wish to imply that you've been... sleepingonthejob
Well you're all just povvos then aren't you
to-B - "niggas" in tesco
timothet chalamee
bet ruby would be the worst shag ever just lying there looking scared and grimacing
>>221946374he'll return one day
>>221946339ktim KTIM KTIM
mad how pointless and cruel life is
>>221946396I have GOT to move to Colombia
got Pawn Stars on. love all the wacky stuff people bring in
GET THIS FAT FUCKING BELLY OFF OF ME
>>221946339>>221946362>>221946422??????????????
>>221946408saw a white security guard in tesco todayserious recession indicator
>>221946323Good looking chap
corr that harissa in the pasta sauce was a triumph
>>221946415coooorrrrrrr
>>221946310I'm affable
>>221946286i once saw a fly buzzing along and it seemed fine but then it suddenly stopped flying, dropping from the sky. and it turned out it had had a tiny fly heart attack. but its trajectory, because of the rate at which it was flying, propelled it towards the bug zapper in the corner of the room.and as it hit the bug zapper and got zapped the voltage restarted its little fly heart and off it flew.
Emma Watson stunk the place up with a single fart.
wish i was the one in the friend group who arranged plansi'm always the one getting messaged "if i want to join"
>>221946415Stop i can only get so hard
Just had a Lion Bar with a cup of tea
>>221946323love pigeonsnice little chaps they are
>>221946439they're englishit's been proven that all englishmen are cucks or brownoids
>>221946424you'd end up in one of those cartel videos
what an utter fuckstable my day has been today lads
>>221946455I can only ever recall one time in my life where I've been proper rock hard. I get erections of course, but never throbbing like your cock is going to explode kind of thing. 50mg Sildenafil didn't work neither did Taldalafil
>>221943772>a knight on the rim is dimWatch how the game developed lad.First you do the obvious, rather than the optimal>learn when the trade. you made the worst possible trades thereAu contraire, my position was compromised so I had to challenge his pieces>develop your minor pieces early instead of trying to do tactics early onAre you blind? What tactics???? Did you see the end where I was one move away from checkmating him and I utterly hare-against-the-turtle'd it?You give quite beginner advice. Unless you were trolling.
>>221946396built to be bred in my new mexican adobe compound
>>221946415>just lying there looking scaredWould love that me
Literally no one is forcing you to talk about interracial sex in every thread by the way.
>>221946485think you mean barnstable
>>221946455was about to say something similarAlso I'm playing against someone from Uzbekistan on chess.com with a very racist name but I can't show the screenshot cause then people can see their recent games and find my account
>>221946503Fuckingham?
>>221946492mate that was two hours ago why would assume i'm still here
>>221946461mental you might piss the bed
Business idea: a world full of love and joy and happiness where everyone has a meaningful life and there is no war or pain or misery
>>221946510give us a clue x
why is it gays are less than 5% of the population but responsible for 50% of child sexual assault?
releasing evil smelly farts
>>221946492https://lichess.org/tTy0weOJplay me
>>221946520but you are though, eh, aren't you?
>>221946527I just want £10,000 that's all
>>221946527fuck off john lenin
>>221946424>>221946493t. sewage-coloured 56iq cow piss drinkers from the slums of calcutta
>>221946523Oh, I won't be asleep for many many hours lad
>>221946530socio economic factors
Feeling a lot better today lads I must've made about 20 suicide posts yesterday lol
>>221946519>>221946538lush x
>>221946538seen her getting shagged
>>221946547sent ;)
>>221946547got 11x that in the bank
>>221946492two retards fighting
>>221946529highly similar to i hate niggers
>>221946536Do I need to sign in?
>>221946527pain, war, and misery are necessary to truly love normality and find beauty in the mundane
>>221946554I'm Cornish.
>>221946570no
>>221946492you did't recapture his bishop which was a mistakeafter that the whole game is nonsense
serbia <3
>>221946559thoughts on gloves?
Dentist appointment in 15 minutes
>>221946591sexo
>>221946591reminds me. must pop into asda for a new ironing board tomorrow
>>221946591why do they make you pin your favourite choccy bar to your front?
>>221946583It's not working
>>221946558<3
nerd emoji
>>221946595bizarre lie
>>221946604because someone else joined it first and didn't start a game
>>221946602lol
>>221946572she's bogged now. just how it goes
>>221946571If I eat a sandwich, I don't need to eat a pile of shit to understand that the sandwich is nice.
>>221946613lol that was medidn't know what it was but i like clicking things
>>221946609chess is a shagger's gamego play overwatch lmfao
>>221946609i will rape you to death
>>221946613Ah, send me another link
>>221946519zip line sexooo
https://lichess.org/8wHkCh4Ofor irish lad only
>>221946626>go play overwatch lmfaoi'm doing that right now
>>221946626never played a game of chess in my lifeyet I've shaggedlet me know how "chess" goes for youprotip: the queen is fucking OP
>>221946639Fares isn't even here you tool
women watch porn and masturbate by the way
>>221946628
FONT
>>221946628ktim
>>221946592well theyre very nice and i like them
>>221946572was fitter beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAG1OBQtRGo
think not getting on the voddy every weekend is the playjust a few cidersthat's all you want, clear head in the morning
still screaming at arsenal
>>221946628might join this youtuber trend and maybe record some vid entitled ‘every bloke wants to shag them but we’re not allowed to say that’
>>221946268LOL
>>221946646>protip: the queen is fucking OPalri fitzthistlewits
>>221946639Yeah somebody else got there first too. I am at work too, so give a wider time margin.
>>221946684https://voca.ro/1dGdM3PXDQsA
Why does Prince William support Aston Villa?
i will suck your dick pleasei will eat your shit on live tv
The US has a national spelling bee every year and it’s always a jeet kid that wins it.
what's the midwest emo equivalent of the current generation?
mad how the world would genuinely be a better place if all trannies were killed
>>221946716he’s just such a fucking LAD
>>221946623if you eat the same sandwich every day, eventually it gets dull. Think about how difficult it would be for a man like Bezos or Musk to be satisfied compared to an impoverished incel freak. Enjoyment is a sliding scale, mundanity is the enemy.
>>221946712why's he always got music on speaker
When I used to post here when I was younger I didn't know what OP meant so I would just randomly post OP is a faggot because I thought it was non sequitur humour lol
chesstards memorising patterns of 2d vectors in anki
>>221946722most of these arent even english words wtf is the point
>>221946700rip had his left 4 dead 2 joke stuck in my head the other day
gg whoever i won againstyou were playing well until you blundered a knight
FUCKS SAAAAKE
do you guys think arteta is going to sex his wife tonight or nah?
>>221946753Okay then in my perfect world there is just enough badness to make the good enjoyable.
>>221946628I tried stacking my goon energy in support, but that went soft. next final I won't hold back
>>221946722How does this exist in the same universe as 'saar'
>>221946774Wasn't me. I watched it for a bit though. Black resigned.
>>221946764dont point at me you chinese freak
rorke unmasked as notorious vigilante "the bat nigga"
>>221946757sold his headphones and still hasn't collected the money yet
screaming
we cant give up
er why not cans, lads
england is more a just a rootlesss economic zone than a real nation state
sure sign that someone is a midwit is if they don't realise the royle family is actually a really smartly written program
>>221946684championes championes still
>>221946814i misclicked
>>221946764Troons on watchRopes being attached to ceilings ACK
>>221946801
dodadodadodadoda
>royle family
why is everyone on lichess and not the superior chess.com
>>221946834sure buddy
I have a twitter where I pretend to be black and I genuinely have actual black followers
>>221946814retard
>>221946722All these spellings bee aren't that impressive when you learn that they are given every word beforehand so they can study hem. its just a memory game
>>221946853same but a tranny
>>221946847lichess is better and not operated by money hungry demons
>>221946847lickass love their takebacks
>>221946853I have a load of Palestinian followers because I kept leaving Bradley's in the replies of them getting bombed and shit
dude cody mr berghauser is todally gonna flunk you in gym class because you can’t do a pull up your moms gonna freak and send you to fat camp
>>221946846
>>221946846>I must be royle to my family
might start reading on the tube even though i have nowhere to go
fucking semi slav is a pointless opening anyway don't know what anyone sees in it
>>221946722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of6a394_Owg
>>221946847I advise everyone not to use chess.com as I always cheat on there and I’ve never been caught literally have never lost a game and make perfect moves every time and I’ve never been caught their anti cheat is ass
>>221946889so fucking peng i would shag her arse something rotten
the boyle family
>>221946873Isn't that contradictory?
>>221946825England is the 2nd most incredible place that has ever existed
>>221946889I used to just go on the train for fun, but I can't now for obvious reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDGk_v7shPY&t=24891sBlu panic
>>221946892>semi slavmy first born lol
>>221946903i use stockfish second move on every lichess game ranked 3000+ never caught
>>221946847lichess is literally the goat, you absolute sheep fuck
>>221946889she should be leader of the green party instead of that gap-toothed jew
>>221946930what big square shoulders 'she' has lol
>>221946918why would something think ANYONE would wanna watch a vile harlot play video games
I gave my life to /brit/ on a silver platter
i have never had sex
>>221946930would throat her cock
>>221946924LMAOBut hey, by the time she graduates she'll be old enough to be posting here!
girlie bopping to new slaves
watching ben finegold videos and crying
>>221946946poo screaming in a niggers face this is me
>>221946930looks distractingly like my dad's bf's son
>>221946962It's like a weight loss ad. Before...and waaaay before!!!
>>221946909I'd shag her up the arse
>>221946971
the blue africans beat the red africans aye?
any l*ndon system players in?
watching ben coarsesilver videos and laughing
>>221946998that the one where you get up and stab the other player mid-game
>>221946990blud be like how did you know I was Swedish
>>221946930*alysa_liu_finger_point.jpeg* yh
>>221946938>>221946905who?
>>221946953i'll be in a home by then and still wasting my life here
>>221946962He is such a fat fucking fuck. If I were present on one of his games as a spectator, in the midst of all the silence and anticipation I would suddenly jump and my shout would echo across the hall: "You fat fucking fuck!". Let him prove his grandmaster composure after that.
Elle Fanning has a nice arse that I’d like to spunk on
watching blaire white videos and wanking
>>221946944Because those type of sites and videos get millions of hits daily
>>221946946*ktims so hard i drop dead*
Went to the pub to watch the arsenal match and oh my days the goy cattle slaves were goying
>>221947011KEK
>>221947020hannah spencer mp
>>221947052>goy cattle slaves were goyingno I wasn't? I wasn't even at the pub
tone?
tired
>>221947026he could beat you blindfolded sunshine
feel certain i'm going to get cancer and die soon
>>221947042is this an appropriate outfit to attend a PIP assessment in?
>>221947056i like her hair, it looks likes its rendered in the RE engine
>>221947056I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW
>>221947056disgusting anti-white racist cunt
>>221947076you're black black people always worrying some sum cancer or something
>>221947052I just come back now. I had a good time because I don’t really care about football but my brother and a lot of other grown men in the pub were actually crying like real tears lmao
i'm going to go have a wankgoodbyesee you all later
>>221947056
If a tranny aint a finook they're no fuggin good
>>221947092she lovelyand she's based for making all the rorkes seethe
...scored an excellent squib nap...
>>221947075Both in chess and a hotdog-eating contest
>>221947056why is she dressed like someone off of balamory?
going to work with an m203 and one man army on monday
>>221947108my swc reaction
north sentinel island needs open borders and diversity
>>221947105think of me pls
>>221947108imagine her coming to your house to fix your toilet
the bwc warmer chess gf
>>221947136:> xxx
>>221947108Hot
>>221947130>>221947099>>221947049samefag
>>221946825same goes for Wales and Scotland
>>221947145why are all these chess sluts so hot?
>>221947154Wales and Scotland up your ass...drive a haggis van up in there
one of the ugliest things i've ever seen
>>221947154defo not for scotland, ive been to glasgow and it is still mostly scots. if they actually become independent though i imagine in two decades they would be minority status
>>221947158most chess online viewership comes from jeets so attractive women get more attention than the top male players
don't come back
>>221947119
>>221947177what, the human body?
https://youtu.be/D0BbPNqKxRQ
>>221947177Passed a mirror lately?
could her eyes get further apart
yjk
>>221947187do yourself a favour
chess: a two dimensional game for a two dimensional mind
>>221947180>and it is still mostly scotsso? they're still rootless mongs in an economic zone
bye bye
>>221947212Corr get her spaffed and pregnant old guy
>>221947212what a bizarre creature she is
chess is a woman's game
>>221947212>ywn go on a romantic orient express trip involving high tea, scones, cucumber sandwiches and anal sex with are roobs
gf said my dick is good and that she doesn't like the big onesbased
Slitting my wrists because I’m a tranny
june is going to be so different lads
>>221947270
>>221947238I love her because she's an odd little ducky
>>221947219i'm bashing my head against the 2d computer screen that's 3d
>>221947266that bitch is based and a patriot!
voting green because I'm an urdu speaking rasheed
>>221947270Neither of you will ever pass
>>221947032
Feeling sad. Might go kick catberg around in the garden
>>221947298one dimensional humour from you
>>221947270he needs to do that stupid pursed lips face more often to hide that massive manly bucket jaw lol
>>221947212fucking hell >>221946288 was not exaggerating at allwhy is she so shit at dressing herself
>>221947301They'll vote Green or lib dem and then hate crime a tranny on the train.
I genuinely would fuck a bloke, I'm gay actually
new>>221947343>>221947343>>221947343
just seen an early new
bit early
>>221947364>>221947372should be ok. put your mitchells away
not happy with this
bump
last for great yarmouth first
>>221947180Just two decades and then all scottish people will be a minority terrorised by black gangs and pakistani grooming gangs