You arrive in Neocastle edition
i liked the other new but i'm going to post here as it was first x
kino soon
Better luck next time Yank
chicken nugget scoon
bradley...walsh
>>221950935Goyim love their scripted shows about a millionaire posho pretending to graft
in those ancient gays...
wish ziedy was here to tell us if Spurs or Thunder was the neoliberal choice
It's all so fucking wrong
rorke's gf
football genuinely makes me angry, got so bored watching a match with my dad that I wanted to cryyou know when you get so bored you can't even believe it's possible to be that boredactually miserably awfully painfully boringliterally how do people make this their life?
>>221950971always see him in the commons of tiny niche youtubers / personalities i wouldnt expect.remember he used to post on tim's videos and kays' cooking honestly i can only assume he browses or browsed some version of /brit/
>>221950966enjoying your early 20's?
>>221950992dunno i find it fun but i'm also a mong so x
>>221950972hadseggs withher
>>22195100425 isn’t really early 20s
>>221950994comments not commons fuck me im a dyslexic retard bastard
>>221950997i want to live in a place like this
>>221951028paedo
>>221950971It's just like the fuckin' regularness of life is too fuckin' hard for me or something I dunno.
>>221950926>Girlfriend is trying to stop me from drinking monster
TAKE ME TO AMERICA I WANT TO LIVE IN AMERICA PLEASE
my dad saw me watching an anime recently and he said quite loudly 'you don't still watch that do you' and he even caught himself a bit because he realised how much baffled disgust he expressedI'm only a 37 year old young man, nothing wrong with animated art
>>221951047beat the shit out of her for trying to control your behavior you gotta keep yo hoes in check
>>221951056deranged
>>221951057you gotta get him to watch some anime then he will understand
>>221951063She is nice about it she says she wants me to be healthy so I could hold her in my arms
>>221951057tell him anime is made for adults not kids the notion of animation being strictly for children arose and died out entirely with the anglosphere during the late 90s - late 2000sthen shag his arse
>>221951065it's heaven on earth
>>221951073she's right, I know someone that had heart problems from drinking it
i always wanted to get a charity started that gave old men in nursing homes like tablets or lap tops and hook them up with some good wifi and show the old guys how to get free porn and shit and set up good security features for them so they don't get scammed while browsing online.
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
wonder if the old viking and egyptian afterlives are still open for business and if they get a big shock when some amerikkkan LARPoid suddenly turns up at their gates
john mccafe
>>221951097right well that's some sort of rape virus
>>221951094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sYPg32rBzo
t. time-traveller from sumer
the machine spirits whispered in my ear not to touch that post with a 100 foot pole
no fucking chance
when I die I'll reincarnate into a cheeky little monkey who runs around and pinches women's arses
>>221951103funny mental imagesgt. cody showing up at the halls of valhalla
The Ghost in the Shell of John McAfee
>>221951020*i oppress you for being dyslexic**i oppress you**i oppress you**i oppress you*
>>221951056>>221951033please come to USAwe need you <3
>>221951132
i want to start a dating app that connects incels to femcels. its a huge gap in the market and really the users who would need it the most.
went to the tesco in my slippers and heard the zoomers chilling outside say 'look at that old man's slippers while stifling laughter'Fucking OLD!?I'm 31Still seething now hours later
>>221951147screaming at that zesty spin and tap he does
>>221951145i would if i could!!
>>221951112Miss 70s sax in everything. Need to bring that backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5LlgM1sq8
6 hobgoblins down tonight lads
>>221951152would only work if you forcefully signed them all up via a drone that flew into their grotty bedrooms and scanned them, otherwise it's just another dating app
>>221951165fucked the quote marks up mate going senile I see
"look at that old man's slippers while stifling laughter", laughed the zoomers
>>221951175Runescape or alcoholic? You decide.
why does /brit/ randomly go through periods of low activity and then just suddenly get loads of activity?I don’t get it.
Catberg has stowed herself into my room whilst i was in the showerWell lad if you're ok with the sights and smells occurring over the next few hours you're welcome to it
>>221951174true that lad
>>221951196we ebb and flow like a beautiful tide
Emma Watson left a stain on my sheets.
>>221951133Private Bubba turning up on a valkyrie and asking Odin "uhh hey buddy do you have cable in this joint? i don't wanna miss the big game! you got any buffalo wings?"
>>221951200ur government doesnt want you to see this
the bit from the northman where the valkyrie saves himthat was good
britain is uncbritain is washedbritain is chopped
*tucks myself into bed in the corner of the thread*
Worst hangover I've had In a while lads. Sore head and liver, legs are sore too. Feeling very hot and very cold too I hope I'm feeling better tomorrow fuck SAKE
>>221951225*pops out from under your bed**ejaculates**scurries back under the bed*
Hands are shaking again
>>221951217no its actually othher countries discriminating
Is that a baby nigger sneed twins
look who I bumped into lads
death approaches me, getting 1 second closer with each second that passes.no matter how i run or hide, there is no escape.
>>221951240i escaped it already
The world you grew up in doesn't exist any more.
>>221951227it's nearly 3am what time were you drinking at
it's over for rorke, diversity WON
>have girlfriend >We hardly ever argue >Last argument was about me accidentally using her credit card on a video game >We don't send nudes >We respect our boundaries >Only thing I am weirded out is that she told me she wished she could get married so she can wear the dress >Besides that we never even butt heads For some reason people find it weird
Hi :)
>>221951200That was Black Sabbath Breakouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW1ks8r2IuA
i havent had a sip of the devils water all year
time is an illusion everything exists right now
>>221951247how?
look who i bumped into. my old friend, brad pitt.
rorke getting bollocked up the arse due to woke
that limmy sketch where he asks the travel agent if he can go back to the picture he shows her genuinely made me choke up a bit when I first watched it
you ever sometimes feel like marching into your place and work and just standing there, hands on hips and confidently exclaiming "right then, who wants to suck my penis?"
>>221951239Hate that fucking fat cuckold bastard
don't think i've had a dream i could recall in many, many years.
>hide post>hide post>hide post
love the limmy bit about him getting killed by a gang of youths
>>221951280>How do I get to thar?
>>221951281>you ever sometimes feel like marching into your place and work and just standing there, hands on hips and confidently exclaiming "right then, who wants to suck my penis?"yeah if you win the lotto you can do that
>>221951292he's a real bastard for spiderposting
rorke's willy
going to a different board until that guy stop posting scary spiders I have a phobia it’s not a joke stop
>>221951253Friday night, it's actually mental I'm definitely feeling better than I was but still feeling like shit. Haven't really eaten today other than some crisps
I’m a sick fuck I like a quick fuck
>>221951296dont be a pussydo it pussyyou wontbitch bastard pussy
>>221951262>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW1ks8r2IuAholy kino how did you come across this?
rorke bumping ludacris in the whip
>>221951302Horrible cunt
>>221951326dont have a job
What are YOU doing on Saturday night, on /brit/? Shouldn't you be out....clubbing?
please stop posting spiders
>>221951342Nobody goes clubbing any more mate didn't you hear? They closed all the clubs.
Raping my own arse with a house nigger at 99999999999999999999999999999099999999999999999999999mph
>>221951342I'm a spacker freak you see
imagine being scared of a photograph of a spider
>>221951342i live on a farm
on average you swallow 3 spiders in your sleep every night x
>>221951352timming
>[Deleted]He should be allowed to post the spiders
>>221951342I'm too ugly to go to clubs
>>221951342nearest club is about 40 minutes away and full of drunk normies
today i ate3 piece toast, with beans, eggs and mushyroomspomegranate 1 cup of oats with milk, jam and some blueberries 2 salmon fillets with basil and lemon, bowl of mixed vegetables 1 bowl of chicken arriabata pasta 3 cups of coffee2 cups of tea2 cups of lemon and gjnger tea with some manuka honey3 bottles of water
>>221951356this is definitely NOT a spider
Thinking about writing a book. The protagonist would be named Lorke… Or maybe Rorke… He loves. Or possibly even hates niggers…
>>221951361and i should be scared of these retards?
>>221951383what if there was one that he hated but secretly loved
>>221951342Went to my buddys earlier, his kid turned 1. Made them a traditional Bulgarian pita, they really liked it. Crazy how this guy turned around his life, was addicted to heroin 10 years ago. 2 years ago he got married, his wife is very cute, she is 29 and he is 41. Insane come back. He used to be my neighbour.
i don't have eight of anything
>>221951353I don't have to imagine that
>>22195138110 drinks is flipping mental
>>221951392Willy
>>221951327There's a guy called Gylve on spotify who makes playlists filled with gems like this
willy's willy
>Me on my 10th alcoholic drink of the evening
just eaten some buffalo chicken pasta
the gf...
business ideaclubbing but for autistics pokemon themed events
bring black slavery
>>221951342im in the house alone drinking hobgoblin and watching johnny englanfd and playing tetris on my phone
>>221951426meanwhile my gf :(
He must be stopped from posting the spiders at once! Janitor!
>>221951400only like 3 litres its warm
>>221951426can she pop outtada spider or
great game on
everyone is evil except for me
>>221951417I don't have spotify but might check him out if he posts jams like these. Do you know about Daphi from Caribou and his 1000 track playlist, check it out you might find something you like.
>>221951458why does she have spunk in her ear
starting to think that the college dropout is kanye's only great album
>>221951457jordan is spinning in his grave
>>221951395that's a heartening story i hope they liked the bread
>>221951426Post the white spider lady who's webbed herself in place
rorke doing his best
>>221951465average balkan couple
>>221951465right little goblin inne
When I was in Japan and Taiwan for some reason women loved working class British people, Australian/American rednecks
Get in loser we're joining the Kriegsmarine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StCHgZQB8r4
>>221951496those were the days
Work it Bradley, make it harderDo it Farage, makes us Starmer
>>221951457>>221951479https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780063505916314.webm
>>221951513great post
>>221951480Yes I'm really happy for him. Seeing his wife holding the baby and smiling warmed my heart. They did like the bread, it was almost gone when I left.
>>221951488>Tomboy Milly wishes to be a boy as she's tired of her mom pushing girly stuff on her and boys are freer. After an eclipse, s/he wakes up with a willy. He gets a haircut and starts at a new school as Willy.
>>221951395>Made them a traditional Bulgarian pitalooks really good anon
She's Starmer's my Sir until I Kier
>>221951493>average balkan couple
>>221951534Find FTMs slightly amusing, even charming in their own way. No idea why.
up and ready for my 4am toilshift woooo love working me haha
>>221951547cute vid 2bh
Sun coming up already, need blackout blinds pronto
>>221951559Come down Rochdale Tescos will happily give you a blackout.
>>221951535thanks lad>>221951547lel
>>221951519That's a terrible lie, but it's kind of you to say.
>>221951547No star or angel on top of the tree. Godless heathens
>>221951551cor the early risers carry our country
>>221951550the principle is stupid and weird but every one of them i've met in real life has been very nice and personable
need autumn to arrive and send sunberg away
off to the wogly's
>>221951558they both look a bit surprised and bashful after the kiss :3
cody we're gonna hit up piggly wiggly and then stop off at wawa real quick
honestly kind of vaguely like piers morgan nowhe is no where near as insufferable as he used to be
>>221951550There's nothing threatening or predatory about them. It's just a bunch of funny little guys trying to get on the winning team.
>>221951572got to keep things ticking over yknow
>>221951590apparently his wife cucks him like it's an open secret type thing
i'm nocturnal
I go wherever I please.
>>221951581need Piggly Wiggly here t/bh
>>221951615yeah that was embarrassing
>>221951615all rich peoples wives are constantly taking the cocks of younger men
when i become dictator of britain i will make latex mandatory for all women to wear and if they dont wear it they will be shot out of canon into a wall
>>221951550The only guy who ever got me drunk enough to act on questions of my sexuality turned out to be a fat pre-op MtF.
got the bedtime schizo kino sorted
everyone in a relationship is evilgo away
I miss Taiwan
desperately need to buy foodhave nothing but a bottle of mustard in the fridge and 2 frozen chicken kievs in the freezer
>>221951648youve got my vote
>>221951659Chinese Communist Party ahh post
lads drinking whiskey right now
>>221951659Was it hot there?
>>221951472I'll check that out, really like that song Odessa
did you know party in the usa was originally a jessie j song?
>>221951671patriot
where did you come from,where did you go?where did you come from,cotton-eyed joe.
>>221951496https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780001741650325.mp4
>>221951675Japan and Taiwan are very hot and humid my new England ass was dying
And I'm glad I crashed the weddingIt's better than regrettingThe ring she got was lameShe couldn't take the painShe didn't want a shitty second nameCause true love lasts foreverAnd now we're back together
>>221951676Great song, I like him alot, have seen him live with the band one time and as Daphni DJ set
>>221951701Fucking hell, want to visit but I sweat like a pig
>>221951686great fucking choon
watching an extended preview of the new minions movie and my mind is blown. its gonna be so good bros..
>>221951731Minionsbros...we eating good
Oh my darling, oh my darling. Oh my darling, ClementineYou were lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine
>>221951719Taiwan is cooler
Where I can run just as fast as I canTo the middle of nowhereTo the middle of my frustrated fearsAnd I swear you're just like a pill'Stead of makin' me betterYou keep makin' me illYou keep makin' me ill
she really is quite pretty
>>221951742Might go there, do they speak English? Japan weirds me out desu
>>221951758Mumberg has an irrational hatred for her. She is pretty wooden to be fair
>>221951758Yeah but I bet she does horrendous farts.
>>221951733s
sup
>>221951772yo
>>221951768Who do you think would do the best smelling farts?
>>221951777Emma Watson
I am full Irish R1b.
If you had just let him post the mice this all could have been avoided
almost saved an image of a fit lady posted on /sp/ and reposted it here but I stopped myself. Why would I do that? What would the point be?
Rorke going into the public bogs with a ladle
Had a dream I went to Walt Disney World and Dakota and Elle Fanning were and Dakota was NOT pleased about me ogling her.
>>221951783I thought you said she'd have very rank and horrific farts though
>>221951816*were there
>>221951816Wouldnt even look at Dakota if Elle was there
>>221951823Yeah but for me the worse it smells, the better.
Hello chaps. Me and my dad watched the new show Spider Noir starring Nicolas Cage. It is ok except for the romance subplot between Nicolas Cage and the Chinese woman which is really boring.
>>221951805
>>221951847oops wrong pia webm
>>221951836Wondrous. Whose farts would be the inverse of Emma Watson?
How come the plural form of German is Germans instead of Germen?
>>221951830Elle is a munter. Dakota is way prettier. Problem is, I can only see Dakota as the little girl that was in a bunch of movies and TV shows in the early 2000s. Hard to see her as an adult and have naughty thoughts about her.
Willy Wonka and the Poo Factory
Cannae sleep
one time i did a poo so big it changed the world's climate
>>221951871>Elle is a munterI like her face and arse, didnt even know she existed until 2 years ago.>>221951840Is that on Netflix? Cage rulz
>>221951861Different roots. Latin Germanii vs. Proto-Germanic manniz>>221951889Hannibal before encircling the Roman army
attack neurotypicalskill neurotypicals
>>221951897Beat me to a Battle of Cannae pun
when cable tv first launched in the uk it didnt have adverts
>>221951897pscrmg
i look like this
love reading old wikipedia articles from like 2001 when no one was verifying them
>>221951356FORGIVEN
>>221951896Elle's fanning innit
>>221951840right you can just fuck off you weird paedodont get settled in
everything is so confusing!
>>221951959also me choosing ddr4 instead of 5
>>221951963yep
>>221951989lovely bum
>>221951426queen of fellatio
>>221951940found this and I'm loving ithttps://nostalgia.wikipedia.org/wiki/HomePage
>>221951871>Elle is a munter. Dakota is way prettiermental and blind and mental
business idea: alliance with the Chinese to defeat the Jews
>>221952031beautiful foid
Have you ever watched Zardoz starring Sean Connery?
>>221952044she really was one of the most beautiful women in the world and she was the queen of corset kino
>>221952038Believe the Chinese fund and push some of the wokery in Western nations however
>>221952031Helena?
The film Excalibur has Liam Neeson in it.
You guys might enjoy what I told my boss before quiting >You like to sit and watch like back home >Your good at fucking yourself that's why no broom or pole is safe around you >You were busy sucking dick not doing your job >Does your dick even work?>It's a shame your mom had you instead of a period
>>221952076That cat looks like it has Liam Neeson in it.
>>221952061aye
>>221952078bodied that freak
>>221952083She looked good with the puppy fat still on her face.
>>221952089I wish I recorded it because he was so pissed and the funniest thing was him getting all pissy about it. I am glad I shoved trash into his open window
Your future king.
>>221952100i kneel
>>221952100He cute
>>221952100
>>221952113Norwood reaper has claimed this entire family
>>221952113:/
Qui-Gon Jinn was seen as something of a maverick by the Jedi Council. He had a rather unorthodox approach to certain things.Obi-Wan in contrast was much more by the book.Anakin always admired Qui-Gon for his willingness to defy the Council.
>>221952100all royalty should be a little bit gay
The Highgate Vampire was a media sensation surrounding reports of supposed supernatural activity at Highgate Cemetery in London, England, United Kingdom, in the 1970s.David Farrant wrote that when passing Highgate Cemetery on 24 December 1969 he had glimpsed "a grey figure", which he considered to be supernatural, and asked if others had seen anything similar.Sean Manchester claimed Farrant's "grey figure" was a vampire and the media quickly latched on, embellishing the tale with stories of the vampire being a king of the vampires, or of practising black magic.ITV conducted interviews with Manchester, Farrant, and others who claimed to have seen supernatural figures in the cemetery, which were transmitted early on the evening of the 13th; within two hours a mob of 'hunters' from all over London and beyond swarmed over gates and walls into the locked cemetery, despite police efforts to control them.Based 70s Brits would not tolerate evil unlike these modern wussy Brits getting pushed around by durkas.
>>221952123obiwan was a virgo
>>221952133vampires are scary
>>221952049Yeah
Qui-Gon met Darth Plagueis once but he didn't know that he was talking to a Sith Lord.Darth Plagueis was there as his public persona Hego Damask, a wealthy and powerful Muun businessman.They met on Serenno, which was the homeworld of Count Dooku. Plagueis and Palpatine knew that Dooku was very frustrated with the Jedi Council and the Republic. Plagueis saw him as a potential asset.
>>221952158Can't be arsed reading that.
does catyank do this in other threads or is it just here?
This yank has lovely 'berge photographs
>>221952167Yeah he does it in /cum/ as well
>>221952173is /cum/ good? do you recommend i intake /cum/?
are catyank and emmayank the same person?
>>221952173he's such an annoying little rat cunt
star wars is fucking stupid
>>221952182She looks like my girlfriend
>>221952158star wars is shitthe prequels are turbo shit
tell me the top 30 countries by percentage which have a subscintion to netflix
>>221952199Your girlfriend looks like my side chick
am too hot
>>221952182baddiedem's gf
>>221952182No.>>221952199I could beat her in a fight easily.
>>221952217kys
>>221952216cute lads
hi lads any jobs lads any jobs lads
>>221952210Look at this dude tooting his own horn.Very narcissistic
>>221952227yeah
>>221952199upload more of your marika cosplay, asta x>>221952226they're russian girlies
>>221952241They will be arrested and brought to justice. Lesbionic activity is illegal in Russia.
Remember when "Grinch Baby Paulie" ruled /brit/ with an iron fist?
>>221952227You can get a $50,000 sign on bonus for joining ICE or border patrol. Most of the time you stand around while twinks and fat girls scream at you but occasionally you get to chase after and deport Mexicans, Indians, Chinese and Pakis.
>>221952255would be based desu, last I read they were living in japan
>>221952275>>221952275>>221952275
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
