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>>221970107I finished S5 yesterday. Are you ok John?
Filo morte
>>221970012Compress it a bit more next time LOL
>>221970289Stunad
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
rfk hates this one simple trick
>>221970536This dude eating lung
why is this so slow today? Is it masturbation time for Americans?
placenta cakes
>>221970586SHUTUP IM BATIN
>>221970586we're basking too much in the order and progress going on down south
>>221970346Why does she have a joker smile?
Are you prepared to experience my penis?
I'm gonna rape you lovingly
Time to eat some fuckin' food in this mother fucker \m/
Happy pride month!!!
>>221970924bit rood
>>221971201It's May 31st
should i go to mcdonalds? be honest
Just got done helping mom organize her potted plants and now I need a shower
The actual reason why there needs to be the insurance middle man for health care is to obfuscate how the white working/professional class is literally just paying for everybody's healthcare
Tried one of the fermented pickles from the latest batch. Nearly a week old. A little soft but quite tasty
You know what they say about Pride and falls ..
Detroit is crazy son. Lots of cities have decay but this is ridiculous. This is right outside of downtown. You don't start seeing full blocks of houses until you're like 10 miles away from the city. Even in downtown there's a good 6 blocks that are just parking lots you can tell used to be buildings.
>>221971248I said lovingly
Mom made gumdrop bread
>>221971550are you really surprised?this is what nogs do to everything in their path
You ever look at a map of Detroit... ON WEED?
Im dreading going through Dallas airport again
Figured I'm gonna start shucking and jiving more often
>>221971636Why, are you scared of Mexicans or something
>>221971663First time I went there I missed my flight
>>221971663you'll see just as many muslims as Mexicans there
Need a girl with nice suckable nipples and toes
>>221971636shoulda flown through denver probably
Where I livedIt was house, field, fieldField, field, houseAbandoned house, field, field
You guys try that pink mountain dew from a while back
>>221971837You guys tried my asshole?
>>221971831In the countryside you wandered far and wide
You guys, try that mountain dew from a while back.
lol
I think I’ve had Mountain Dew maybe three times in my lifeIt don’t pop
I used to like cats until I learned how they go kill innocent animals for nothing when let outside.
>>221971894
>>221971903what do you expect theyre predators
>>221971903Those animals are evil for being weak
>>221971903>for nothingPrey drive, they practice killing to maintain or hone existing skills. They'd eat everything they kill if we didn't feed them as pets.
>>221971903so you're saying you don't understand both evolution and the food chain? and you're saying this without any apparent shred of embarrassment?
Watched a group of seagulls tear apart a smaller bird and fight over its cadaver. Now that's an apex predator right there.
Cats are shit and for jasonkin and foids
>>221971927I always just viewed them as cute pets like rabbits or whatever>>221971952>They'd eat everything they kill if we didn't feed them as pets.yeah that's the issue. My friends cat will go kill rabbits and chipmunks but not eat them, just leaves the dead body there.
had to answer the door all smelly and nasty and it was this lady in a suit. so embarrassing.
>>221971990You're an asex predator
>>221971875rip microslop
>>221971988Cats are not natural animals to the city so they wouldn't be there if not for humans keeping them as pets, so they unnaturally disrupt the eco system and food chain.
I’m convinced that whoever told fat bitches they were just “curvy” or “thicc” is one of the main people responsible for how overinflated most mid women’s egos are nowadays
>>221971990When I was visiting Tobermory I saw a half dozen seagulls playing in a convertible with the top down. Person had left some kind of drink in the cupholder and they had torn it apart splashed it everywhere, as well as shit all over the inside of the car. A bunch were just sitting in it squawking like they owned it.
>>221972013just tell them you're going through a mental health episode.
>>221972045cats are naturalcities aren't natural dummy
Sundays are for stoned weightlifting, drinking a lot of water, and going to bed early.
>>221972013I fucked her
>>221972088When I said I go to the gym slightly drunk people here made fun of me
>>221972110I'm gonna fuck you and prolapse your ass
>>221972054They're so fucking annoying, but we really are just lesser beings in their presence... I can't help but kind of admire them.
Your gonna be shitting my cum out of your ass for the next week
>>221972117I’ve never done that. But I guess it’s not that different from weed.
>>221972161That's hot
>>221972088i dont think that's latsbrah approved>>221972117well deserved, it's obviously not latsbrah approved
>>221972189slut
>>221972161>Big Mike whispered into Bareback Barry's ear
I feel like most people don't understand this for some reason.
>>221969971You made this thread before
Very rainy day
>>221972228crazy how all those states formed with perfect lines and people still dont think we live in a simulation
i rate this 5/10 for the awful filming choices, goofy actors, weird plot, and pointless sex scene
>>221972228Europe is gay and ‘tarded
>>221972273many people are saying
>>221972273We're sorry about denmark
Nose started bleeding while I was driving had no tissues so my face and hands were absolutely covered in blood
eating ham salad rn
>>221972315Oh man that sucks. I used to get constant nosebeeds. So annoying.
>>221972225>I make love to men daily, but in the imagination>in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingencyCrazy how Obama was not only the first nigger president, but also the first tranny nigger president
>>221972315my mom calls mine my nose period because my nose bleeds on a regular basisshe thinks it's funny. I do not.
>>221972383that is pretty funny though >anon's on his nose period again LOL!
>>221972383maybe you guys are synced up
>>221972315Stop picking your nose
>>221972383It means you're a woman now.
>>221972389
Big mood
>>221972432what the fuck even is this shit
ever wonder what would happen if you put frank herbert and maya angelou alone in a room?
>>221972432What's this webm got do do with anything. What are you hoping to get out of this. You're so fucking lousy.
its raining cumbums
>>221972470they did, it resulted in them breeding like hamsters and the legend of Wakanda was born
Rawr
>>221972430thats me desu
>>221972432I've never hit a woman but if I was with a bitch who looks and acts like this I would probably start
>>221972496it's been raining all weekend.there's actually a floodwatch in effect, haven't had that in years
>>221970642Is there a Mexican chimpout I'm not aware of?
>>221972542
KINOhttps://youtu.be/3edi2Wkr5YI?si=2nfeRVxGqxlkPRe5
>>221972566florida? forecast here said it will rain on thursday (3 days ago) but today is sunday
>>221972577farther southlula has been chimping out about the cartels that control like 25% of his country being designated terrorists
>>221972654>no floodwatch in yearsdoesnt sound florida-y
i want to have sex with a woman
Went to the mallIt was 60% spicnowThe spic-caust can't come soon enough
>>221972553Lol>>221972480I got three (You)s out of it
>>221972532shitty weather tbf
>>221972700If wishes were horses beggars would ride
Uhhhh Dark Magician Shadow Realm smoke weed yes thank you
Disneybounding as Olaf for the cum meetup
>>221972699i didnt read your entire post lol
I hope florida floods though so all those dumbasses who decided to develop farm land get rekt. Florida's full, go to bama
baking bread, recipe said to bake once the dough rises/doubles in size. I let it grow 4x so I am hoping this bread will be EXTRA fluffy.
>>221972776Dangerous Might collapse and you’ll be left with NOTHING
Let’s all suck 1000 dicks
>ran out of weed*sigh*
>>22197280117 minutes left in the bake, I shall be waiting on the edge of my seat.
i hate sex scenes. period.
Cringe breach
>>221972776wow they were really trying to jew you out of twice as much bread
>>221972834Sometimes they are kinoSee: Black Swan lesbian sex scene
>>221971894My father drinks either Mountain Dew or Dr Pepper with every meal. Yes, he's massive
>>221972654no, montana. it's been kind of a drought lately but not this year
quit drinking bloody soda for pete's sake
poo enthusiast forum (coprophiles not welcome)
season 3 needs to hurry up
>>221972776>EXTRA fluffyLike your butt ;P
>>221972271Didn't drink any water yesterday
>>221973058I never even watched season 2
>>221972389That's a really dangerous mushroom
I never even watched season 1
>>221972432Remember when sophie killed xerself and they pretended xhe accidentally fell off a building? Good times
>>221973137don't talk about my butt.
never even played the games
haha manlets are getting a bit cocky!
maybe in July when i pay off my mortgage, I'll take a couple weeks off work to just stay at home and chill.
so tired
>>221973260>when i pay off my mortgagecool, it took me 11 years
Theme for America in 2026https://youtu.be/AnMR6SOBa9k
>>221973260i still live with my parents
Property tax and mortgage kind of sounds like bullshit. So i got to get in debt to own a tiny shitty house and then even after i pay it all off I have to pay a yearly tax on the land i supposedly ownWhen will our gov stop trying to jew us in every way possible?
>>221973284Technically there's still 28 years left on the loan, but I have enough saved up that I can just make one gigantic payment and finish the whole thing.
Hawk tuah
>>221973330usurers hate this one simple trick
Bread turned out great, looks like it tried to implode just a little so maybe I'll shorten rise time to 45 minutes instead of an hour. And there's NO sneed oils in it :)
>>221973397looks good
>>221973397Mmmm
>>221973397looks pale and dry
>>221973397That’s very cool anon. Looks nice.
>>221973436Let's see YOUR bread
>>221973397Looks good bro, I would have let it sit a bit more for colour but some people like it light (my mom for example). Good rise though, enjoy :)
>>221973436As opposed to...wet bread?
five. hundred. kilobytes
>>221973397Don't like the shape and consistency wouldn't eat desu. I prefer boules for shape and sourdough bread
>>221973418>>221973426>>221973438>>221973479Fake nice liars>>221973436Truth teller
>>221973458Does this count? I made it last night. Normally I'd buy a roll of pepperonis and slice them myself, but the store was all out, so I had to buy pre-sliced pepperonis.
>>221973546looks pale and dry
>>221973479Thanks, I am experimenting with some different leavening and bake times, trying to find the best combo.>>221973495Shape is purely due to the loaf pan I'm using, it's a bit more shallow than I'd like, will probably buy a taller pan soon.
>>221973546Looks yummy
>>221973546Cheese is not spread out far enough to the crust, crust is slightly too thick for my preference, but I would still eat it happily
>>221973058Yah frJust film all three seasons consecutively it’s not like they didn’t know they would film them from the beginning right
>>221973330everybody I know that retired early did something like you
>>221973183I don’t know what the HECK you’re talking about
>>221973546that looks super tasty
>>221973605What's the hydration? I do a 70-75 hydration.>>221973546Nice, would eat
I’m the Bangarang
why do men love to graffiti things so much?
TheBurntPeanut absolutely mogged the F*CK out of everybody at the AT&T tournament. Absolutely insane how he made tyler1, a grown man, cower and cry in defeat before him. The way he leads men really makes you wonder if he actually was a navy seal before streaming
>>221973720more like gangabangarang
>>221973739She has very very very large tits
>>221973748Yeah, it wasn't always like that actually
>>221973656That's the plan. My job pays pretty well, and I have no debt besides this mortgage. Maybe in a decade or two I'll be able to buy myself a condo in Honolulu or somewhere like that. Retire early and just chill until I die.
>>22197370870% is what I've been using, seems to keep it from drying out and lasts a good 4-5 days before it'll start to get a bit stale. Any more than that and the dough is too sticky to work with.
Y’all need to get on this shit
the europeans are worshipping false idols again...
>>221973770
>>221973770>big city>kansas city>isnt even a city in kansas>food looks like shit
>>221973546damn, nice!!!!>>221973564angry tard strikes again
>>221973760>Honolulutoo expensive
>>221973764I see, I do 75 and allthough it is sticky and do the knead fold method so it has plenty of time to strengthen, I also use at least 13% protein flower. Do you put any butter or fat it, or sugar? That preserves for a couple of days more, I'd put some in those sandwich loafs.
>>221973546Too much bread, you should try docking your pizza dough before baking and maybe use a bit less dough in general. Also something went wrong in your baking process because the cheese looks nearly burnt while the bread is undercooked. Pizza should be cooked at a minimum of 500 degrees, but if you're already doing that a pizza steel can help, or just lowering the rack (an obviously not broiling). Also I can't tell for sure but it looks like you're using way too much corn meal. Otherwise it looks decent, maybe a little too much sauce for my taste but the cheese is near the sweet spot
>>221973886I just use one egg for the fat/protein. I butter the pan as well to make it release easily and gives the crust a nice flavour.
>>221973803Maybe this is more for you
>mom gets diagnosed with celiac disease, tells me to get checked cause it's genetic>blood test shows i might have it, now they want to stick a tube down my throat to make surefuck this gay earth if i can't eat bread and pasta i'm gonna lose it
>>221973991>spinach and cream cheeseGross
>>221973991fuckign disgusting
>>221973991where's the chicken that's supposed to have chicken on it and bacon too
Do Sophie Rain and Bonnie Blue actually have sex? All I see is clickbait headlines no real porn
Is “Crusty Slices” an appetizing name for a “croissant pizza” franchise in your EFL opinion
>>221974031YahJust look them up on simpcity
A medium philly cheesesteak sandwich cost me $12America has fallen
>>221974031how do girls "have sex" do they just pathetically mush their vaginers together?
>>221974065steak tip steak and cheeses are superior
>>221974062What is simpcity?
love may save all you peoplebut it will never ever save me
You're going to be telling your grandkids about the first time you saw Bonnie Blue
>>221973734About putting your mark on your territorial like a dog pissing
>Grandpa, what was prime bailey jay like?
Can't wait for kemono to come back so I can goon to my favorite artists
Had just over half of a pizza.
>>221974216Didn't ask
I'm tired
>>221974227bodied that faggot
>>221974181That name is familiar, who is she and why that reaction?
I’m gonna have a honey ham!
>>221974227I did though>>221974216What toppings
>>221974109Website where they share OF and other platform content :))
>>221974268Pepperoni
>>221973977I see, I usually do half water/milk with some 25 gram butter and a bit of sugar for those loafs, makes the texture nice and fully.
>>221973996Do you have issues when eating breads and pastas?
the jew welcomes the contemptible namefag into our beloved /cum/
>>221974296Basic but respectable, I like mushrooms personallyAnyways gnight guys hopefully I can catch some shuteye and remember if you're ever angry at something just blame me
What’s the worst thing a girl can hear after blowing Willie Nelson?
>>221974257Bailey Jay was the first meme tranny, back when trannys were just clowns people laughed at instead of school shooters. He was the origin of the slang term "trap" as people would post him and pretend he was a girl. He was a cornerstone of early 4chan culture but has since become bogged beyond belief and did porn and all that other degen shitThe reaction is a meme, people in the sports community use that reaction clip and say shit like "dad what was prime gronk like?"Thanks for reading, lurk moar newfag
>>221974293Idk bout yall niggez but this shit look FIRE to me nglWould love to try it (at the restaurant)Also fucking gosh darn hell I cleared all browser data and now I’m back to default captcha just waited a minute and solved four captchas for this post LOL
>>221974331I’m not Willie Nelson
>>221974326Good night, if I get below a B+ on my Asian Empire test I'll know who to thank>>221974331>"looks like the roadies want in on this"
>>221974331I'm actually Ted Bundy, smile you're on Candid Camera!
corr excellent brekkieberg
Just had this insta video where a guy asked someone “how would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast today” and he was like “probably hungry” and then he asked someone else and that guy replied “I don’t eat breakfast” and somehow the comments all circlejerked over this being a sign of low IQ or whateverI need your opinions on it
How many pieces of flair do you wear when you go outside?https://www.instagram.com/p/DZAc51MBkqv/
>>221974410Idk I had a sausage mcmuffin
>>221974426what the fuck happened to this girl's face
>>221974293This is Cincinnati cuisine
>>221974410If you don't already get it you're probably low IQ.
>>221974410>I need your opinions on itIt's a common thing in the U.S. Usually goes "how would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast today". Somebody who is average would say "well, probably like etc." while a retard would say something along the lines of "but I did eat breakfast today" or "I didn't eat breakfast today" then they're retarded.It's usually used in banter with pompous Blacks.
>>221974410I don't eat breakfast, digestion uses a lot of energy and I need that energy to be productive. I eat before bed.
>>221974426Weird face Wouldn’t
>>221974410>he doesn't know
>>221974410It's too see if they can engage in hypotheticals or something. It's mostly a gimmick imo idk.
>zoomzoom is not officially a tripfagnow i filter. goodbye forever tripfag
>>221974474>a gimmickIf someone genuinely can't understand a hypothetical then they shouldn't be allowed to vote
I don’t eat breakfast either because I opted out of breakfast break at work and cut lunch break to the legal minimum of 30 minutes so I can leave earlier
>>221974451Pride Month special!
>>221974445Allie is cute, and she's even cuter now with braces.
If you have a red backpack you may be dismissed
>>221974497Something tells me she'll plummet from a 6.8/10 to a 3/10 when you strip off all that makeup.
>>221974426Weird faceWould
just lit a prayer candle and prayed
>>221974497What race is this?
>>221974490I think some people hear "did you have breakfast today" when asked that question.
>>221974516latina
>>221974517Oh please, don't defend these people
>>221974516Straight up white girl.
>>221974514Matthew 6:5
Shoving my dick up FK's ass
How would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast today?Indifferent because I never do
its so hot
>>221974535I'm just telling you what I think.
>>221974556YOUCH! I was NOT ready for that
>>221974559But I did suck penis this morning...
Obama. What a man. What a leader
>>221974516>leaf doesn't recognize his own wimminembarrassing
>>221974582She doesn't look indian
phwoarA1. Fair PlayA2. Linden Arden Stole The HighlightsA3. Who Was The Masked Man?A4. Come Here My LoveA5. Comfort YouA6. Streets of ArklowB1. Cul de SacB2. You Don't Pull No Punches But You Don't Push The RiverB3. BulbsB4. Country Fairpropa gud diss wun hefta be extenuated
there's a special place in hell for foids who swipe left on me
>>221974567I think your opinion is incorrect. It's too common of an occurrence for it to be simply mishearing
>>221974565IT'S FUCKING COLD I LIVE IN VAGINIA
I've heard some people answer "I don't know, fine I guess" which also people take as a "gotcha".
>>2219745792016... Whatever happened there...
>>221974601>I think your opinion is incorrectthat's fine
Women will casually tell you that they're mentally ill, evil, and will ruin your life and men just ignore it because they're horny and it sounded like she was joking
>>221974605>74F>cold>status: brown
so much pain aaaaaaaaaa
Women are pretty smart. They know what they want
I went to Honduras. There were black people, they were poor
>>221974611>2016one of the most fun years for me
anyone else here just cant have sex with women
>>221974643repent
should i watch this hallmark kino?
>>221974659
do people actually drink cider in the summer and not in the winter after it's been harvested?
>>221974609It's a valid answer, it understands the question.
Women are evil because they evolved to be that way after thousands of years interacting with men
>>221974637IT'S SUMMER IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HOT
>>221974460If you didn't eat breakfast, stating that you didn't eat breakfast is a valid answer to that hypothetical.
and we woz contemplatin'ba bawilliam blake and the eternalsgoin' down to the sisters of mercylookin' for the veedon fleecelookin' for the veedon fleecelookin' for the veedon fleeceyoudontpullnopunches but youdont push the riverYOU DONT PULL NO PUNCHESbut you dont push the river
>>221974677Cider is best used for donuts but otherwise its only drank in the fall
2016 was the year I posted pictures of a naked Taiwanese girl in my apartment to cum
Men are dumb sex-obsessed expendable beasts. Women are rightfully taking their place running society. Women are the only real humans.
>>221974685theres still a month until summer starts... idiot
women are spawns of satan
>>221974671she doesn't seem like a "capuano" to me
>>221974712The hardest redpill to swallow
>>221974699lol
>>221974322no, i've had no symptoms that come with itbut because of the postiive screening and family history they are going to do more tests for bone density, malnutrition and look inside my intestines
>>221974719Its italian, shes just a white mutt
>>221974656Was for me too. I thought 2017 was better but I completely get the 2016 nostalgia. I didn't really appreciate that year until later on though.>>221974687>stating that you didn't eat breakfast is a valid answer to that hypotheticalSomalianon...
>>221974712Based and Bene Gesserit pilled.
>>221974712Women were created from man's rib in order to serve men. Women can only survive society because men built it around them, for them. Men created women and if society were to collapse they would not be able to survive as anything other than a servant, once again.That being said I love women.
>>221974687post hand
me? i hate women
>>221974729Interesting, I've read somewhere that Americans who have those issues might have a problem with the fortification of American wheat with the synthetic vitamins they add or maybe the herbecides they use when growing the wheat - like Atrazine and Glyphosate
>>221974746Listen you. The hypothetical ERRONEOUSLY assumes I ate breakfast when I didn't. So for me to even ENTERTAIN the hypothetical that I "didn't eat breakfast this morning", I would have HAD to have had have eaten breakfast that morning. The response "I didn't eat breakfast this morning. Your hypothetical is erroneous". Is perfectly apt, valid and succinct owing to the situation.
I can’t poop
>>2219747462014-2019 was pure kino overall
>>221974765Only trannies and faggots hate women out of womb envy
>>221974752Christianity is man-animal nonsense. All real humans, aka Womyn, know the Goddess made them first, and then made men to serve them.
Incels, tranime, and lgbt ruined this website.
>Listen you>The hypothetical ERRONEOUSLY assumes I ate breakfast when I didn't. So for me to even ENTERTAIN the hypothetical that I "didn't eat breakfast this morning", I would have HAD to have had have eaten breakfast that morning. The response "I didn't eat breakfast this morning. Your hypothetical is erroneous". Is perfectly apt, valid and succinct owing to the situation.
>>221974770>The hypothetical ERRONEOUSLY assumes I ate breakfast when I didn't.No it doesn't.The meme strikes again.
Mystic EyesGloriaHere Comes The NightMadame GeorgeBeside YouJoe Harper Saturday MorningFriday's ChildSmile You SmileIt's All Over Now Baby Blue
Was enjoying this book the Art of Fermentation then I looked up the author and he's a gay jew with hiv. Not even a chud but I can no longer enjoy reading it knowing this
huge fan of picnics, parks, hikes, watching anime, going for walks etc.
fantasizing once again
>>221974838you already gave him money bro..
I must poo poo
>>221974864bout what
NEU!>>221974883>>221974883>>221974883
>>221974876hazbin hotel is actually based doe
>>221974878imaginary gf
>>221974878gock
>>221974869No i didn'tAnnas Archive
>>221974888We're not using thisSomeone else make the real new
i need a mini rc sub in my fishtank so i can say i have subnautica 2 at home
dont forget to give ur girl the joe biden sniff
>>221975361and the Biden Lick
