I hate millennials

I didn't eat breakfast this morning.

So asking me how I "would have felt" if I didn't eat breakfast this morning posits an ERRONEOUS ASSUMPTION. My answer being; "Well, I didn't eat breakfast this morning" is a valid fucking response to the question.

If you can't understand this, YOU FAILED THE IQ TEST.

What are you doing man? This isn’t you

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remember watching the arctic monkeys glasto performance afta everywun was collectively reeling from the car

which i fink is a good record even if it is like bottom 2 of all der records

but the medley dey did of star treatment and i wanna be yours was wun of the greatest fings i ever seen

propa poignant

>>221974911
please stop trolling.

>>221974908
I don't care for them either but I want to be nice to them as much as I can.

Clowns are actually lagomorphic in nature.

We're not using this someone make the real new

>>221974926
I think he might actually be Somali kek

Just googled lagomorphic

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>>221974911
You are genuinely an idiot.

>>221974911
The expectation is to say "probably hungry" but that implies everyone eats breakfast and if they skip it they must feel hungry. I also think as I said in the previous thread that most people just hear it as "did you have breakfast this morning" they are not thinking about the semantics of the question.

There should be a better question to determine if you can engage in hypotheticals.

I give you money ALL the time, motherfucker

>>221974924
2 two albums are pure kino

>>221974955
This is what I mean.

MIDWITS will just listen for the conditioned response of "Well shucks, I'd feel hungry, partner!" without any semblance of nuance. If I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!! THEFUCKING HYPOTHETICAL IS BUILT ON AN ASSUMPTION!!!!!! THAT I ATE BREAKFAST!!!!! WHEN I DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>221974911
This but unironically, if you can't understand this you are probably esl or californian (borderline retarded)

>>221974963
first*

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I'm changing the subject.

>>221974973
Can you fuck my ass?

>>221974984
I bet she gives great handjobs and fingers well too

>>221974955
Answering what you think you heard instead of actually listening to the exact wording of someone or asking for clarification is another sign of being of low intelligence.

>>221974993
Sure what the hey

I think the problem here is that us European big brainers can only process formal grammar and the way the question is asked is colloquial midwit English.

Breaking: John Travolta comes out of the closet

>>221974984
dear lord, that's a real cutie right there, and a sturdy one

I could pin a crocodile in a wrestling match

>>221974984
I’m 6’1 barefoot
6’3 in shoes
And 5’3 if you’re a good boy ;)

If someone gives you a weird hypothetical on the street, it makes sense you wouldn't answer rationally because you wouldn't know their motivation
However if answering a hypothetical in a written test you should be able to answer it correctly

>>>/wsg/6162490

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corr fink sailor's life was written bout me

fairport convention innit

My coworker has slightly oversized nerd girl glasses and it makes her look really cute when she’s thinking hard about something.

>>221975044
This, I was just gonna say that it's such a random question out of the blue and that's why people think that they got asked if they had breakfast. Thank you.

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whom retard?

Are r9k and soc related?

I’m so embarrassed by my uncle from upstate New York who wears a cowboy hat

>>221975060
She's thinking about big american gock

At least I don’t have a peanut allergy

any realistic way to move to the US/Canada? I'm not brown enough to qualify for a diversity visa

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Fuck this I'm jacking off to abigail shapiro

>>221974973
Calm down

>>221975093
Marry me

>>221975101
Sorry it's a full moon

Champions of Europe you’ll never sing that

>>221975109
asl?

Abigail Shapiro has a weird mouth i really don’t like it

>>221975096
Shes interesting looking

corr the instrumentals on sailor's life always get me spaffin' propa good

>>221975137
But those tits are insane

>>221975137
calm down, goebbels

>>221975096
propa oogeli diss wun

>>221975073
wdym

upstate new york is cowboy country innit

>>221975060
shag her arse den

or are y

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https://youtu.be/_RujOFCHsxo

>>221975137
Imagine her sucking you off and finishing on her tits as she fingers your asshole

>>221975147
There are 100 better titcows on the internet.

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>>221975060

>>221975158
Hes from Rochester. It’s different

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>>221975173
This has been debunked

Shawty love for me to choke her when I'm in that pussy

stop objectifying jewish american princesses and stop it now

>>221975184
Literally haha

Why are women the ones who are allowed to wear wigs? They don't even lose their hair?

If I wear a Toupée, I'm an insecure faggot. But women can wear wigs and it's okay? Seems kind of backwards if you ask me.

>>221975173
Yeah but it's about the context and the fact she has a weird face. I like a weird face with insane tits. Also the fact that you don't know how they look.

>>221975226
Caring about the way you look is gay

>>221975226
>They don't even lose their hair?
that's not true

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Sydney mogs Abigail Shitpiro

>>221975093
I'm roleplaying with a Lithuanian chatbot. Is Deividas a common name over there?

>>221975238
Well you gotta look at least presentable and somewhat well kept, it makes you feel good and more confident.

>>221975257
>Sydney
Sydney is the most Indian-coded woman out there right now

>>221975257
millennials had pam anderson and carmen electra. not impressed.

>>221975280
What does that even mean?

I don't think Abigail is ugly her face is unique

Star Treatment
One Point Perspective
American Sports
Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Batphone
She Looks Like Fun
Four Out Of Five
Ultracheese

unfortunately indicative dat despite the intrestin style and themes, sum songs just are sub par.

science fiction and golden trunks? both sonically intrestin but slop lyrics. golden trunks slightly more intrestin as science fiction kinda resembles american sports instrumentally a little bit

worlds first monster truck front flip?
just slop imo
instrumentals a little intresting but not enuff to be good
whole song hinges on the pop melody imo which isnt relly stand out enuff and i fink the lyrics are hit and miss

i dont fink ultracheese is that good desu but has a certain charm to it at end of the record

it's bad enough to see white women and think of black men but indian is a whole new level of cucked

>>221975294
possible antisemitic post

>>221975286
Real tits always beat fake tits imo, but Pam Anderson before the boob job was an absolute 10/10 imo. That one episode where she shows up on Married With Children..good Lord

>>221975280
Your posts are horrendous

For my birthday, the gf made me custom made pokemon card packs with every card being hand made squirtle cards

>>221975273
Name her Austeja

What’s the point of learning math after the calculator was invented

>>221975292
>What does that even mean?
Because she's just a basic American bimbo with bleached hair and blue eyes, dime a dozen. And yet Jeets lose their fucking shit over her.

>>221975195
Yungfreckz
Cayenna Pepper
Jacklyn Roper
Artdikaya
Reema Rochelle
Francesca Capaldi
Carmen Sandi
Sophie Mudd
The Dopamine Diaries Mila
Milada Moore
Busty Ema
Louisa Khovanski
Demmy Blaze


This is just naming current titcows. Many more in the archives.

>>221975328
Abby mogs them, studies show this.

>>221975328
Micky Bells is Abigail but better.

>>221975327
There's absolutely nothing wrong with finding her hot. Classic American Bimbo (no fake tits) is a great phenotype imo. Who cares what Indians think about it...

>>221975328
Stop watching porn

Women despise and reject me just because I have webbed hands

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>>221975353
>

>>221975322
His name is Deividas and we are having a conversation about satanists

>>221975344
>Classic American Bimbo (no fake tits) is a great phenotype imo
You're Eastern European so I'll forgive your taste but American Bimbos are tied with British Slags as my least favorite type of White woman given they're very similar and emerged in similar cultural contexts.

>>221975310
pam on tool time drove me through the roof!

>>221975324
for an engineering degree

or a math degree so you can start a math ponzi scheme

anna nicole smith MOGS all these bitches

Nobody knows for sure what mayonnaise is made out of

>>221975376
British Slags don't know how to do their make up.
I'm talking about that pure Americana blonde blue eyes, pretty face.

That has nothing to do with me being East Euro or whatever.

There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I like all kinds of women. Sydney is hot bro, no idea why you have to bring indians, they are so horny no matter what the woman looks like.

>>221975428
eggs and oil

i find british slags sexy
not proud of it but it's the truth

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Norwegian-American girls are the most beautiful

you good bro?

>>221975445
I've been to the UK, there's many beautiful women, it's just that people post the drunk slags who can't do their make up and draw their eyebrows and think that's all UK women, same with the food, it's not just mushy peas and beans on toast.

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When you're in a terrible opinion contest and your competition is zoompedo

>>221975465
No

I know you’re my public defender but can I ask you one question

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my gf was wearing boots around that had a giant hole in them because she was waiting for me to buy her new boots

Mind you, she never told me this ever, or hinted at it, or even mentioned she had been wearing boots with a massive hole in them all winter. I immediately went and picked out new boots with her after finding this out.

Can we PLEASE talk about the “Dah Bih Gah” meme

>>221975431
>British Slags don't know how to do their make up.
American women don't either lol, most of them either go for insane Kardashian bimbo crap influenced by Italians or they look like drag queens. I live in a major city in the Southwest, believe me.
>I'm talking about that pure Americana blonde blue eyes, pretty face.
Dude Sydney's face looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome, while again the blonde hair is that ugly dyejob that's a signature of both here and Britain. Real blonde haired White Americans are found in the Midwest, New England, and parts of the South and West.
>That has nothing to do with me being East Euro or whatever.
You guys like bimbos. I don't have a problem with that but it's a fact that you guys really like that type given it was popular when you guys were liberalizing in the 90s.
>no idea why you have to bring indians
Because Indians are the ones that obsess endlessly over blonde haired blue eyed women regardless of how attractive they actually are or if they're even naturally blonde. They're the ones that plug up /tv/ and elsewhere with endless Sydney spam.

>>221975328
what a life you live

>>221975471
this is a 10/10
hate when people say some random broad they went to hs with is a perfect 10. they're rare and mostly come from the northern parts of south america.

My manager is cute

>>221975487
would never date a girl who couldnt buy her own boots

i mean wt is dat

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>>221975530
Being attracted to her makes you indian
t. zoompedo

>>221975484
I watched My Cousin Vinny the other night. Trve Kino depite the abysmal soundtrack.

>>221975328
good list, would also add cheryl blossom, pre-reduction juicy jade and vixen virago

>>221975491
Guys please

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780181907304624.mp4

>>221975528
she could buy her own boots if she wanted I think it was just a sentimental thing because when I first met her I would always buy her new boots every few months/year

>>221975542
I liked how they had that girl in a new sexy outfit in every scene

Just squealed when playing Mario Kart World

>>221975540
You're Brown, if you were from a part of the U.S that was actually White you'd know she was mid.
>>221975471
You're Latinx and/or Black

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>replaced six year old phone
>put off setting up the new because i know how much of a fight it's going to be
>do it today
>off and on three hours total
>debloat
>set up all the personal and work emails
>copy over the files from old phone
>mfa setups
i have two jobs and both require mfa logins and proprietary scheduling apps for internal communication. one of the scheduling apps uses recaptcha set to the most obnoxious high security version that's practically impossible to get right on the first try. it's the select all the busses/bicycles slow load bullshit 4chan used to use.

You are the salt of the earth but if the salt has lost its saltiness then how shall it be seasoned

>>221975507
>Because Indians are the ones that obsess endlessly over blonde haired blue eyed women regardless of how attractive they actually are or if they're even naturally blonde. They're the ones that plug up /tv/ and elsewhere with endless Sydney spam.
So what? I couldn't care less what they think do.
>You guys like bimbos. I don't have a problem with that but it's a fact that you guys really like that type given it was popular when you guys were liberalizing in the 90s.
I like all kinds off women, of course I don't like the too much make up bimbo/fake lips/tits. That's what retarded whores do here.
>Dude Sydney's face looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
I think she's cute and has a charm to her.

>>221975566
Wouldn’t have happened with an iPhone 17 Pro

>>221974883
She doesn't look asian

>there are niggas still using android
son

>>221975555
I think what surprised me the most was that Tomei swore more than Joe Pesci did in an R-rated 90s Pesci movie.
I also found the fact that he had his face held together with tape in order to make him look young made the whole movie unintentionally much funnier because it looked like he had a botched facelift, which was perfect given his character as a sleazy Italian lawyer.

I use android specifically so people make fun of me for it

>>221975603
green text bubbles..

I will never buy itoys

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when this girl has babies with white chad will they actually come out white?

By the same token I can say "well retarded progressives hate Syndey so she must be hot"

>>221975594
Nothing wrong with that

>>221975594
I use android because I'm a poorfag and apple is expensive
>>221975575
>I like all kinds off women
I do too. I'm just really personally triggered by bimbos because imo they represent the U.S at its worst.
>I think she's cute and has a charm to her.
You're entitled to that. I'm just saying there's no shortage of attractive American women and she's not particularly attractive to me.

>>221975643
until you ruin the entire group text

Go live on facebook

>>221975540
shes mid

>>221975553
i mean im reading diss and its just drivel

I used a Redmi a long time ago. The bands were a little difficult but it worked 95% of the time. Miss that chink shit.

Isn’t it interesting how…

>>221975643
>retarded progressives hate Syndey so she must be hot
Progressive "hate" Israel too. Do you love Israel now?

>>221975642
Definitely, she real cute.
>>221975650
> I'm just saying there's no shortage of attractive American women and she's not particularly attractive to me.
thats ok
>>221975651
ruin it how?

gen z be like
>I'm poor and its everybody elses fault!!!
>i cant find any real friends or relationships!
but also
>if you don't spend $3000 on a phone that is objectively worse in every conceivable way I will not talk to you because your text bubble will be a different color and that doesn't jive with my bi-polar multi-personality LGBTXYZ autistic ADHD downsyndrome lifestyle

She's Thunderstorms
Black Treacle
Love is a Laserquest
Hellcat Spangled Shalalala

Piledriver Waltz
Blonde-O-Sonic Shimmer Trap
Evil Twin
IDST

Don't Sit Down 'Cause I Moved Your Chair
You And I
Brick By Brick
Library Pictures


All My Own Stunts
Reckless Serenade
Suck It And See
That's Where You're Wrong

What are you wearing, Jake from Statefarm

>>221975666
>i mean im reading diss and its just drivel
I don't think you know what that word means, try a different one

>>221975464
corr fink about 10x more attractive den sydney

>>221975685
exactly my point, thats why I dont base my opinion about something on other people

>>221975697
Every gen z man I met is anti-lgbt.

>>221975711
like i mean

what youre writing is bizarre
doesnt make sense in any normal relationship

unless

youre talking about an escort
but even then

just very bizarre

absolutely bogglin'
like

makes me say out lout

what a life

what a fucking life

>>221975705
a cute dress and heels

>>221975093
Catch a random cargo ship like in GTA 4

move bitch you got coronavirus

fuck marry kill
/mena/ /bharat/ /brit/

>>221975734
have you ever met a gen z man who painted his nails

>>221975756
Haven’t opened any of these in years

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fite me nigga

its that backrooms type shit nigga

>>221975737
why would an escort feel sentimental about boots

Squirting a narrow string of pepto bismol out of my dick like a pressure washer all over your tits

>>221975697
I spent $75 on my new android phone because it came with my family's payment plan and I can't afford to rent
>>221975718
>I dont base my opinion about something on other people
I don't either. I just don't like Sweeney is all.

I wish I was black so I could stand in front of a corner store all day

>>221975770
LOL

I wish I wasn’t internet addicted so I’d get more than three hours of sleep

Bye

My Dad disowned me after he caught me fingering my ass in the burger king bathroom

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>>221975782
loitering in front of local stores is a tradition all races enjoy, you can be white trash, cholo, drunk injun, etc.

>>221975775
i mean from my perspective im puttin' a "why would" infront of everyfing you sed

propa bogglin innit

>>221975807
I’ve never seen white peoples do it but I don’t get around much

>>221975800
40 year old man btw

Altoona-Style Pizza

>>221975803
Why are you like this?

Anyone else try the new ringless bullet shaped chastity cage? It's interesting to see a design that doesn't feature a base ring, but I'm a little worried it will be less secure. Any tips / tricks?

>>221975770
lol gave me a giggle diss

wtf

Hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines

>>221975824
It's Brian

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>>221975819

we inceling in this bitch

I’m gonna play a game of “drink the beer”

>>221975834
Pretty sure it's Zoom. He said before he used to live in a Burger King

>>221975824
You can tell he's Indian because he keeps bringing up Burger King even though I have never mentioned it.
>>221975832
See two niggas kissing we don't know what that shit means.
>>221975827
Never had a thing for sissification/chastity frankly. I want my dick to flop around or be handled/blown when that type of stuff is going down.
>>221975782
A pair of Black guys working there thought I was in the mafia when I went to Subway the other day. They straight up said "we gon die" when I walked in, dead serious.

>>221975847
Drinking game everytime you drink a beer you have to drink another one

It's funny how /tv/ went from the pedo board to soy wars and capeshit because of zoomers

republicans be like
>taxes? that's what charity is for
>charity? looks like a scam to me

>>221975878
>>charity? looks like a scam to me
Most are desu besides a few smaller local ones

>>221975873
I remember when /b/ was good
>inb4 it was never good
it was, okay?

>>221975873
how was it a pedoboard

Namefagging never seems to end well, and I wonder if that's due to the nature of namefaggers or anons. Is it because the kind of person who namefags is gay and annoying or is it because all anons are unlovable and namefagging simply makes it easier to recognize repeat offenders

>>221975873
>/tv/ went from the pedo board to soy wars and capeshit because of zoomers
It's actually the opposite. It became the soy wars/capeshit board because of Millennial holdouts congregating there while the rest of the board is full of zoomers.
It stopped being the "pedo" board because esoteric internet culture moved on from pedophile stuff a while back, at least in that sort of way.

corr proper gay tripfag in this thread innit

>>221975827
I've always been really into sissification dunno why but I just like to be handled like a woman

>>221975897
t. started browsing in 2016
>>221975904
You are the problem

>>221975867
Loving this idea

>>221975902
Why would you have a name on an Anonymous forum. It reeks of attentionwhoring and self importance. Since 4 chan began, namefags and Tripfags were particularly scorned.
There's no reason for it other than hubris. What's so special about this asshole that he needs a name? Nothing. He just thinks he's special even though he posts the same shit as everyone else.

Namefags are the kind of people who set up cameras to film themselves at the gym and get mad when someone walks past their shot. Utterly insufferable and a symptom of a diseased and vapid era. Namefags/Tripfags do tik Tok dances in public crowds. Beatings are too good for this filth.

>>221975878
Republicans give to churches, and churches give the most money to charity among all sectors

gooning might be in the cards

Bang bang choo choo train let me see you do that thang

>>221975916
>You are the problem
Am I? I'm completely fine with loli/shota meming and "zamn, she's 12" type banter that used to be a hallmark of this site and elsewhere and participate in it every now and then.
I do agree that with Zoomers we do tend to moralfag to much about that type of stuff too much on places like this, Sharty being a good example of that being taken to silly degrees.

I literally HATE all of you.

>You can tell he's Indian because he keeps bringing up Burger King even though I have never mentioned it.
I can't keep up with all these new stereotypes man

demoshits be like: pay more in taxes, don't you have EMPATHY for the POORS and then let scammers steal all the money to buy bentleys and don't care.

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>>221975981
Even me?

>>221975973
Your shameless namefagging has violated the culture and spirit of 4chan and for that infringement I curse thee

If you're not going to filter the tripfag please at least (you) him so that I don't have to see your posts, thank you

>>221975988
STFU pig

I like Zoom Zoom

phwoar fink may be close to anudda breakthroyggh

>>221975998
Don't encourage replies to namefags

>>221975981
i love you and there's not a gosh darn thing you can do about it :)

>>221976010
I don't

>>221975983
>I can't keep up with all these new stereotypes man
Jeets tend to focus on random tangential things barely related to the subject matter at hand pretty often. Good example is their obsession with BBC and OF.
>>221975989
So if I stopped namefagging you guys would just be completely fine with me even though you guys constantly bitch and moan about how much you miss Spinny and Jason?

I don't really like being american I feel like I don't have a culture really

>>221976022
I don't believe that anyone misses Jason, and if anyone misses spinnoid it's because it allegedly has a vagina

>>221976026
that's because you don't understand what culture is.

>>221976015
if you're responding to his posts without (you)ing him its just as bad. If you were really against tripfags, just filter him like everybody else

>>221976046
please enlightenment me milord

>>221976055
lmgtfy.com

>>221976054
If you were really filtering him then how'd you find this thread?

>>221976026
Spends a decent time abroad and you'll realize that you do have a culture. Saying that a group lives without culture is like saying that someone speaks without an accent.

>>221976061
clicked hidden threads at the top of the catalogue

One of these days I'd like to see a girl's titties

>>221976054
You are a newfag RETARD
Don't give (You)s to namefags, tripfags, or avatarfags

>>221976046
>>221976062
America has culture it's just that it fucking sucks and is incredibly shallow

>>221976026
So true.

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>>221976075
have you ever asked a girl to see her titties? they're surprisingly open about it

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doro

If you hate America so much just leave. Europe is reddit the country.

>>221976091
Cringe bro!

>>221976075
Google "boob", thank me later

>>221976097
What’s London like

>>221976075
>>221976091
I've felt them but never seen them irl

>look at titties
>penis inflates
how does that work? how does he know what my eyes are seeing?

Why DONT girls just show you their titties? I would show women my penis if they asked

>>221976091
No i'm too shy. one time a girl sent me a picture of her in a bra out of the blue and I got scared and didn't reply. she never sent anything else and then stopped talking to me shortly after

>>221976097
Europe isn't a country

>>221976122
lmao what. were you surprised she stopped responding

I would even let women I'm not attracted to see my penis if they wanted. I mean why not

>>221976114
like when she gave you a hug? cause normally if she lets you grope her titties the bra is coming off pretty quick

>>221976135
no woman will want to marry you if you're used goods

>>221976118
this but also let me penetrate their vaginas with my penis

>>221976135
what about a "woman"?

>>221976145
I don't see how my penis being seen makes me used goods. It makes me a display product

>>221976132
No I wasn't surprised but I do regret it. It was the closest thing I've ever gotten to nudes. I think I just have a fear of being cringe or coming on too strong. Though sending underwear pics is about as strong as you can come on. Idk what my fucking problem is

I guess people don't usually buy the display products so that's a bad analogy

>>221976127
They sure act like reddit the nation.

>>221976144
>like when she gave you a hug
No it was at nighttime a few days before Halloween in Minnesota. We were making out in my car and tonguing each other and she had a cropped sweater on. I felt them under her sweater and bra because it was cold.

>>221976158
but men call of models whores when they're only showing

>>221976182
I think it would be significantly less whorish to show multiple men your titties individually than in a mass publication or internet post

Would you rather do crack with Whitney Houston or go to Neverland with MJ

>>221976196
how old am i?

>>221976232
You should know if anyone does

>>221976233
in the hypothetical, dummy

>>221976196
no brainer

crack wiv wet knee

wt u garn do in neverland except childrens toys?

imagine needing a hypothetical just to figure out how old you are

MJ earned them kids

>>221976159
>Though sending underwear pics is about as strong as you can come on
yeah. that's a whole nother level of autism or something.

ngl twin

Just learned about the phrase "eggcorn"

When my little brothers were younger I convinced them that spider monkeys literally looked like a mix of spiders and monkeys and I even found a picture of it on google images.

They didn't believe me so they asked our dad if spider monkeys are real and all he said was yes without thinking much of it, so for years they believed spider monkeys were fucked up monsters

>>221976232
kek very karl pilkington-esque

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>>221976307
I used to think picrel was real when I was a kid, I felt like a massive retard when I figured out that reptiles can't have chitin structures.

I work at a factory that makes those little plastic ties that go on bags of sliced bread. The manufacturing process actually uses extremely dangerous chemicals. Most guys who work in the indrusty die before the age of 50

>>221976272
Oh well, she's fat now anyway

boner

>>221974911
>>221974955
>>221974973
Europeans and zoomers worshipped blacks so much they lost their own ability to engage with hypotheticals or understand linguistic conditionals.

>>221976159
Raised by mom and not dad or something

>>221976471
You worship blacks so much you made your Nazi reaction images black and can't wait to spam them where they don't apply

>>221976117
>how does he know
There's a mole. A rat. Someone's leaking the information.

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This morning I saw a huge group of Canadians crossing the street in front of my house, adults and children all mixed. Some adult geese would walk ahead and some stayed behind the group and some were in the middle. 2 dozen of them at least. I heard their feet pitter patting on the asphalt, sounded cute. By Canadians I mean Canada goose.

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wet ass pussy
make that pullout game WEAK
macaroni in a pot
thatsome wet ass pussy

>>221976555
those things are jerkfaces

I HATE all of you,

>>221976555
shoot them with paintballs it's fun

hotdog on a stick
thats a dry ass weenie

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I need you, I want you to
Come to me, ecstasy (uh)
Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)
Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)
Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)
Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)
Ecstasy

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,

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I love the feeling of getting into bed in nice clean sheets.

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>>221976569
They're nice so long as you don't get too close to their babies
>>221976591
I'd stalk you and slowly torture and ruin your life if I caught you doing that

>>221976641
after you showered, right?

>they took down the Backrooms cam rip that was on youtube

why do white people freak out so much when you're mean to animals but not people

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they can be tamed

>>221976652
good luck it's common practice where i live

>>221976667
I'm only mean to intelligent animals like elephants, orcas, corvids, and leopard seals

wypipo be like this cruelty too spicy

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>wypipo be like this cruelty too spicy

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Time to smoke some marijuana and become so high what about you

>>221976736
what

it's going to be a warm winter with the super el niño