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>>221977041they made him gay and like soccer in the new season
>>221977064not canon
hey we are in here >>221977008
>>221977075You forgot your trip
so this is the new, huh
no we're not
Real new death to zoom zoom
Won't support a tripfag, simple as
>>221976995I'm going to memorize your daily patterns and wait for an opportune time to rape your ass. I have my kit all laid out and I'm going to pull down your pants and rape you until I cum. I'll use lube because I want to nut quick and I have a big cock and sometimes it doesn't fit in unprepared holes but you will get every inch of my cock all at once and I'm going to pound at a pace that feels good on my cock with no regard to your pain. Fuck you
>>221977061jobber
Last day in Montana I don't want to leave ;_;
>>221977099i'm going into hiding
THERE IS NO PAIN, YOU ARE RECEIVINGA DISTANT SHIP, SMOKE ON THE HORIZONYOU ARE ONLY COMING THROUGH IN WAVES YOUR LIPS MOVE, BUT I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYINGWHEN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS A CHILD, I HAD A FEVER
>>221977099Okay
I have absolutely 0 game. Like none at all. Holy fuck I am nearly 30 and I can't even pull younger girls. I just get completely awkward and shut in like all my energy and personality just goes retard mode. All my confidence just gets sapped. I can not express properly just how fucking sad that is. As a 30yr old pulling a 19yr old or a 20yr old should be extremely easy, like tutorial mode. And yet I am incapable of it. I fucking suck.
Wonder if Zoom Zoom will tuck his tail (butt plug, fox) between his legs and post in this non-cocksucking faggot cocksucker tripfag new
>>221977133He'll artificially bump it then try to recycle it later
I learned who Rachel Zeigler (Ziegler?) Is today and I find her very attractive.
>>221977061Mogged by Adachi
>>221977140He's another one that's on my rape list. He's even posted pictures of his ass on here before so I know that ass is tight and will grip my cock. I'm not even gay I just dislike these nu-fag /cum/ personalities
>>221977099>I have my kit all laid outuhh a rape kit? what is that
I TRY TO PUT DOWN A CUP OF COFFEEHE ASKS HOW MUCH I'M DRINKING AND I LIEBUT DOCTORS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO TELL YOUSOME TORTUROUS WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFEIT'S NOT LIKE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING EVERHEY MAN, I WENT TO COLLEGE TOO
Mom's boyfriend made pasta but my sister is mad because I ate it all before she could get any
>>221977160>nu-fagI am an oldfag I just post very infrequently thoughbeit
You guys are much too obsessed with the tripfsags. It’s very obviously gay.
Please someone reply to my posts ITT I'm very lonely
Tonight's listen
>>221977170that guy is our turbo autist who can't recognize different posters, and also constantly has spergouts about stupid shit. best to just ignore him
>>221977173
>>221977169Good. Foids deserve to suffer
>Im not gay, I jsut have a photographic memory of other males asses and contemplate how itd feel to have my cock inside it
Mom woke me up at 3 PM
>>221977173You should play the Hell Let Loose: Vietnam playtest on steam
>>221977160you ain't raping shit, you're a fucking manlet and that's gross
>>221977204Why were you asleep so late
yeah I am not going to participate on a thread that takes dating advice from this fucking guy FUCK!!!
i don't like dogs anymore. i've come full circle. when i was very young i didn't like dogs. then we got a dog and i liked it. then twenty years later i decided i don't like dogs again.
I'm havijg smoked pork ribs tomorrow. The day after I'm having smoked meatloaf
>>221977220alri sweetie that's nice
>>221977226i hate your dog
>>221977220I love dogs, but the way goyim treat them like children unsettles me
>>221977205>>221977203>>221977195Thanks frens
>>221977216Cause fuck you I can sleep in however long I like
>>221977220I like good dogs raised by good people
As I was typing my reply to a girl i matched with she unmatched me, no text or anything just instantly unmatched . guess i didnt text fast enough for her liking
>>221977170Every inch of this pre-lubed cock is getting slammed in your ass all at once and it's not going back out until I get my nut. Fuck youhttps://litter.catbox.moe/uef7mw8sdernxxk5.jpg
Gonna goon
Where in America would you see a father and son like this enjoying a fine game of their favourite sport?
>>221977255These women are all dead or extremely wrinkly now
Poor kids can learn just as well as white kids
>>221977246yeah post your shitbox let's fucking see it
>>221977265can they though? can they...
>>221977253So I matched with a blonde blue eyed girl who was named Mia and in her bio she said she was 100% italian then I told her she didn't look italian and she unmatched me
black, white, latino, indian, you're all just goyim to me
I don't care about anything and never have
>>221977254huh it actually was a cock, owned by some faggot who shaves like a woman. idk why i thought it wouldn't be
I just sneezed a couple times but I think I'm done for now
>>221977260Probably Florida or Arizona, they too have high rates of skin cancer
>>221977280You told us this story 6 times now, Leonardo Pereiro Bastos who wants to work at IBM
Time for sexlater virgins.
>>221977300hope he took you to dinner first
>>221977300yeah don't forget your anal lube
>>221977291How many sneezes do you do? I'd say about 10% of mine are single sneezes, the other 90% are double sneezes. Last year I did a three sneeze for the first time
Bought a $10 kroger fruit tray and ate the whole thing instead of dinner
In a new city for vacation right now. Went to a coffee shop with my cousin, she runs back in to use the restroom and all of a sudden this Serbian girl comes up and tries to ask me to take a photo of her in front of the coffee shop sign and engage in small talk about the Balkans What's the meaning of this, I was kind of weirded out. Was she trying to hit on me
>>221977260Willy wonka was set in england
i ate 10 big macs
>>221977316
>>221977293Is Florida full of dumb-but-loveable Anglos with garish taste and veneers?
>>221977303first off it's a WOMANsecond, no dinner was needed as she's off work now and asking me to come over.
>>221977309Usually two, yeah. Three seems like a lot. I think I would get tired from all that sneezing
he bumped it what did I tell ya
My town is getting invaded by forest tent caterpillars
>>221977316Did you just wake up from hibernation
>>221977325Roald Dahl was based, yes.The Fantastic Mr Fox was his best book (other than 'Boy' and 'Going Solo')
>>221977337Is that a new slur
>>221977300nibbas here like Jason complain about pussy or the lackthereof and don't even drive a car like motherfuckers it's 2020+6 you want to get blonde pussy without a car like how are you going to take your bitch to dinner? What? In a fucking scooter? FUCK!!!
>>221977337is that another euphemism for brown people?
>>221977330no one is impressed you're having sexxx with a jeeta
>>221977337same but with moon crickets
I cant even get women to talk to me
>>221977331I wonder if sneeze count differs by race. It's always interesting when you find out that something trivial, like earwax texture, can differ so greatly depending on whether you're Western European or Chinese. I'm still not sure whether I believe that claim about vaginal pH that everyone was posting last month
do things ever get better
Let’s have gay farting sex with our dicks
>>221977327yeah but you replied anyway
>>221977365you just need a wingman
>>221977358is this some kind a metamorphosism fer chinese people
>>221977365they don't talk to any guy YOU have to talk to them unfortunately even if you're alain delon leves of atttractive that's how it goes I've seen meh guys with 10/10 blondes just because they know how to jestermaxxx and talk it's literally that fucking simple like take a masterclass in talking to women
>>221977338I did sleep for like 12 hours this weekend because I was really tired
For me, it's the Moravian heritage of Winston-Salem
>>221977373
jeets should be an uncountable noun
>>221977399>Moraviayeah I know that also Bohemia they're the land oft the Czech Germans
>>221977337>>221977351>>221977358kek no, it's these fuckers. Could make for a new slur I suppose
>>221977300Who is he?>>221977328>full of dumb-but-loveable Anglos with garish taste and veneers?Lol no it's mostly Latinx, Jews, and Wops with some Nigs in there for good measure. Only Anglos are in the Panhandle.
>>221977393Brown bear maxxing
This is Mr Bean's brother. He looks much more human.
Let’s have our cocks out shitting
>>221977400but the months that have passed since new light darted into my soul, since I formed a scheme of reasonable felicity, have been squandered by my own fault. I have lost that which can never be restored; I have seen the sun rise and set for twenty months, an idle gazer on the light of heaven; in this time the birds have left the nest of their mother, and committed themselves to the woods and to the skies; the kid has forsaken the teat, and learned by degrees to climb the rocks in quest of independent sustenance. I only have made no advances, but am still helpless and ignorant. The moon, by more than twenty changes, admonished me of the flux of life; the stream that rolled before my feet upbraided my inactivity. I sat feasting on intellectual luxury, regardless alike of the examples of the earth and the instructions of the planets. Twenty months are passed: who shall restore them?”These sorrowful meditations fastened upon his mind; he passed four months in resolving to lose no more time in idle resolves, and was awakened to more vigorous exertion by hearing a maid, who had broken a porcelain cup, remark that what cannot be repaired is not to be regretted.
I have such a crush, bros. It’s agony.
>>221977373Things do but we don't
>>221977443https://youtu.be/Z5fAWpv_axs
>>221977452LMAOOOOOOOOOO who pays for your gas bud???
Do you get many brown bears in the contiguous US? Or are they mainly in the Northwest? I know black bears are everywhere
>>221977459Is this coded language
>>221977458donald trump himself I am on welfare benefits I don't work I don't have a hive-mind like you guys
>>221977458... What?
>>221977466No, but I am now curious about your homosexual answer to my ursine query
>>221977459They are only found in Wyoming in Montana. Otherwise they're all in Alaska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfDUw3UyEkE
>>221977479Wyomongoloids are very lucky
>>221977384how many times do you watch porn per day
>>221977479*and Montana>>221977488Someone got killed by a grizzly bear in Montana last week but I think everyone there is fine with the risk since it's the animals home
>>221977493six or seven
>>221977459Grizzlies? They are present in the Western states especially up in the mountains.
>>221977443https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpjpSI1Q1DE&
I've been training my ai to have Asmongold's personality so he can give me advice
>>221977488>live in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do>luckyNew Yorkers are lucky. The rest of us are just NPCs
>>221977498This speaks volumes
more like asmongoloid
>>221977494Bears are cool. I'm sure we can afford to lose a Montanan or two if it means our bear friends can thrive
>>221977505Unless you live in Nebraska then there's nothing to complain about
>>221977507yeah it's meant for people like you who voted for this clown you should reflect on it
>>221977507so tru
Realized I might be making sourdough bread wrong. I should have probably found a recipe specifically for whole wheat bread instead of just substituting it for half the white flour. I also want to make pumpernickel, like the real deal stuff, but I'm not sure if it's difficult
>>221977417favorite animal desu they're cute and very civilized
why did we stop having soda fountains?
>>221977547black people
>>221977547I want to know why we stopped using pneumatic tubes in offices
>>221977547The woke mob destroyed them
Moving the Needle: We are targeting a 15% lift in melt-resistance and a 22% increase in cherry-on-top integration before we open the floor for the afternoon check-in.Let's take this offline, keep our eyes on the waffle-cone horizon, and ensure absolute alignment moving forward.
I once told my roommate from Uzbekistan that black American women hire movers and then hide inside their furniture so they can be carried around like royalty in a palanquin
>>221977573unironically true. see>>221977551
>>221977547hooligans were putting poopoo on them with their unwashed hands
>>221977579Bitch I'm a loveseat!
getting closer to the get
>>221977498I unironically think the punishment for selling weed should be 1000x harsher than insider trading.
>>221977498In an ideal world both of these would carry the death penalty
>>221977603You must be a boomer
wish I had a big bowl of lemon ice cream in front of me rn
Funny how Alex Jones was right about everything
>>221977620You must be either poor or a POC if you are into weed.
>>221977645I'm neither. I just don't think it's something we should punish people for
>>221977626*grabs a bowl of vanilla ice cream and unzips dick*here you go
White "hip-hop heads" have got to be one of the most annoying people on the planet.
Blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid pineapples with the berry blast waffles & Hot Cheeto wings
>>221977672
>>221977498Both should be legal Insider trading is a victimless crime just like drug dealing
>>221977671SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGAWHO, WHAT, WHY WITH THE TRIGGAShame on a nigga who try to run game on a niggaWu buck—I'll fuck your ass up!
221977685
I sell rhymes like dimesThe one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker timesJoking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trickClassical slapstick rappers need ChapstickA lot of 'em sound like they in a talent showSo I give 'em something to remember like the AlamoTally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades gameCame back from five years laying and stayed the sameI'm saying - electromagnetic field it blocks all logic, SpockAnd G-Shocks her biological clockWhen I hit it, slit it to the shitter, thought I killed her gooseHer Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juiceKeep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with himGentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with himNever seen the shit again but he's still my dunnyThe only thing that come between us is krill and money
Summer
dumb Chikaposter
>>221977688I had one of these as a kidBut it was a dog and not a catAnd not an epeleant :)
>>221977711
>>221977649What are you, a libertarian 17 year old? Drugs, weed, are bad and they make society worse for everyone.
6 7*waves arms*
>>221977745Bussin post
>>22197774567
>>221977735Weed is far less bad than other drugs and its a waste of resources to imprison so many people for it
Black folk have had it with Hispanic nonsensehttps://urbanhollywood411.com/naacp-official-heckled-calling-for-black-brown-solidarity/
Feeling down about my dogshit genetics and short height
who up slinking their dink right now
>>221977779At least you aren't the individual in this image>>221977787
I have AI fatigue, tired of it.
>>221977787my exact build
>>221977809there's no way you're that fat, no one is.
aqua teen hunger force was ruined the instant they started animating things properly
>>221977787what size shorts are those
>>221977789Doesn't matter if I was fat as fuck I would still be an unfuckable loser that gets mogged daily
>>221977815I disliked when South Park started using CGI to animate stuff too, the shoddy production value was part of its charm and crassness.
>>221977815I feel the same way with robot chicken
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice CubeFrom the gang called Niggaz With AttitudesWhen I'm called off, I got a sawed offSqueeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled offYou too, boy, if ya fuck with meThe police are gonna have to come and get meOff yo' ass, that's how I'm goin' outFor the punk motherfuckers, that's showin' outNiggas start to mumble, they wanna rumbleMix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumboGoin' off on a motherfucker like thatWith a gat that's pointed at yo' assSo give it up smoothAin't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack moveHere's a murder rap to keep yo' dancin'With a crime record like Charles Manson
Listening to Trhä
Hoodweebs get the rope
>>221977651I said I want lemon ice cream, not vanilla
There comes a time where you need to grow up and stop listening to metal and video game music and listen to shitty top 40 pop
I'm sorry bros
Wild animals run from the dangers they actually see, and once they have escaped them worry no more. We however are tormented alike by what is past and what is to come. A number of our blessings do us harm, for memory brings back the agony of fear while foresight brings it on prematurely. No one confines his unhappiness to the present.
>>221977858blahpipo do love them some anime (dbz)
we're like 6 months away from such penury and lawlessness that you will be killing your neighbors and cooking them on a grill made from a shopping cart over a fire
>Hoodweebs get the rope
>>221977872Why?
We're 6 months away from penisy
>>221977866hmmmnah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qnQDCiU1oY
Civil war soon
>>221977872That would only happen if we had mass crop failures or something equally apocalyptic. you underestimate the laziness of the average person
>>221977882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPb2xhiyBXE
>>221977872We're actually 2 weeks away
let's cool it with the anime
>>221977869>Wild animals run from the dangers they actually seebroccoli heads take their phones out and record their own demise
>>221977899anime general, anime website
>>221977869I’m the type to compulsively over-analyze every social interaction i have in the days after it happened. I torture myself extensively for that which belongs to the past. I would like to stop doing this.
>>221977896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAQz_OZlqEM
>>221977872if there's anything I learned from rust is that it's pretty easy to live in someone else's base without them knowing it
lumpy pumpkin was my nickname in high school. people would chant it while lifting up my shirt and slapping my fat belly as hard as they could, leaving me with huge red welts on my stomach and tears running down my face.
>>221977932goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3E5Ton7_s
>>221977932Lolz
>>221977937wait, better onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTxtG9uAcKo
What's the hustle what's the move
Have to take 2 mother fucking flights tomorrow fuck my life
>>221977965Me in 18 days
>>221977958Who are the mormons
Prozzy penis into vagina slamming is a bit of a money sink, but the thrill of it beats wanking
>>221977965I enjoy airports more then flying. even waiting like 7 hours for a 5 AM flight, I had more fun exploring SMF then sitting in my seat with united's shitty movie/tv show selection
>>221977953all ways be sellingmission for commission
Be a gross shameless bastard, why don't you
>New York was cold and damp>Tv was just a blank>Looks like another dead-end Sundayhate sunday noon bloos. very feminine feeling.
I fucking hate flying, especially connecting flights. I will drive 5 hours rather than waste 5 hours sitting around and doing short connector flights.
>>221977953Sell money for a higher priceSell 1$ for 2$ and just go from there exponentially increasing your money
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>221977984THE LEADS ARE WEAK
Once I bought a sandwich from a vending machine at an airport but it got stuckSo i bought a 2nd sandwich thinking it would push the other one out, but both got stuck. left and when I came back both sandwiches were in the slotI think a guardian angel was watching over me and pressed a button making both sandwiches fall
fuck my tranny faggot life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GpG8C0YzA
Me when I'm barely contained in my micro cowkini
One thing I like about montana is that the fast food places have cute women at the register and not fat black bitches or illegals that don't speak english like in my hometown
>>221978048shoo troon
successfully made it through my first on-call shift. i never got called in, so it was basically just free money.
i have never voted
>>221977872don't threaten me with a good time
>>221978040something similar happened to me once except with cans of sodaand i never ended up getting them out
>>221978079 faustian
>>221978042Now that’s a sight to behold
I work 911 and never once have I been happy about saving a human life like not even a childbut once I got a call where a stray cat had his head stuck in a ravioli can and I dispatched out animal control and they freed his headthat made the whole stint worth it
>>221978079baka ass motherfuckers he was trying to improve himself in combat
>>221978099>never once have I been happy about saving a human life like not even a childWhy not
If I had a gf with massive cow tits, I'd be sucking 24/7 she wouldn't be able to get me off those things
>>221978099What's the worst call you've hadTrauma dump us
>never once have I been happy about saving a human life like not even a child
member that episode of seinfeld where kramer's at JFK airport gambling on flight arrivals with a texas oil tycoon?
>fgt younger than me: i used to be a loner neet! here are some tips how i opened up!
>>221978117yeah that was a Kramer-heavy episode for sure
>>221978110an "impaired" jeet in a semi truck smashed into a soccer mom and she burned alive in her car before first responders could get her out
>>221978139
>>221978139Fuck I shouldn't have asked. That's so awful
>>221978139good
>>221978165How is that good
I SAID MY NIGGAS DON'T DANCEWE JUST PULL UP OUR PANTS AND DO THE ROCKAWAY NOW LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK
>>221978148
>>221978172I thought he was saying do the Roca Wear
>>221978189This happens in Florida sometimes
>>221978139Lolz
>>221978189haunting. Imagine actually being there knowing you could get swallowed by the earth at any minute
>>221978194What the fuck goin on in Miami bruh
>>221978206How is that funny
>>221978210Sinkholes and shoddy infrastructure I don't understand why people actually want to move to Florida
Once it's on, I come through, guns is drawnBlam, blam, lungs is gone, sons will mournFrom dusk 'til dawn (uh), night time belongs to the dogOn the street past midnight, look for 'em in the morgue (yeah)Won't play with these cats 'cause I ain't got nothin' to say to these cats (uh)For the mothers that really do love 'em, please pray for these cats (aight?)'Cause I know niggas is hard-headed, but I ain't got the patience (uh)Don't want me havin' no patience, turn into more patientsMore trips to ICU 'cause I see youTrying to get away with shit a real nigga wouldn't doWhere my dogs at? (right here)You see them niggas? (Right where?)Dead 'em, boys (right there)That's how we do (Alright, then)Yeah, this is for my dogs (uh), this is for my dogs (uh)Yo, where we at, baby? (Creepin' through the fog)From then 'til now, don't ask me howKnow that we gon' roll like them niggas and hit every block on the jobWHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE THE WOOD AT?OH, THEM NIGGAS ACTIN' UP? WHERE THE WOLVES AT?YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON' PULL THATWHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE THE WOOD AT?OH, THEM NIGGAS ACTIN' UP? WHERE THE WOLVES AT?YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON' PULL THAT
might watch anime, not committing to it though
me and you? we're trans and watch anime. here's why that's fricking awesome
I'm watching After War Gundam X
>>221978239I'm not trans
its ovo
>>221978216Northies convince themselves that needing winter clothes and a winter beater is too shitty to deal with, and they'd rather sit outside while the sun turns them into a wallet
>>221978211Idk humor is subjective
Seeing Camera Obscura live tomorrowWe'll see if I regret seeing a Gen X band 20 years past their prime. I think the singer's voice still sounds mostly the same
Frotting in the back row of the movies on a Saturday night with you
enough about the trans community. i want to hear about the trains community.
Why are saars so attracted to dying in all kinds of crashes? They seem to have some sort of ayran fixation on dying gruesomely
gn cum
>>221978278They come from a country with no traffic laws
>>221978250hate to break it to you bro but even in the midwest we get way too much sunlike half the year is 90+ degree heat and strong sunshine. Our ancestors came from countries where they got like 1 week of sun per year.
Based schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXRm2Fe1Xs
>>221978311the midwest is what I thought you guys were german
ello /cum/mypiespwopa phwoarin' in 'ere isnae it"verily"quoth ye auld kittingtonshireWELL FUCK WAT YE 'EARDNOW FUCK WAT YE 'EARDKITT-ING-TON GARN KICK YER WHOLE CREW TO THE CURBWAT WATWAT WATWAT WATWATWUBUBUBUBUBUBUB>>221978311umm no your ancestors came from place in africa where 90 degrees year rouns or else we wouldn't have devolved all our fur
>>221978189This is an average day in Taiwan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ais5UfYEa9s
>>221978247I like the New Jack Swing song on Maid Of Honour: https://youtube.com/watch?v=spx_1-oKqPU&
>>221978381>umm no your ancestors came from place in africa where 90 degrees year rouns or else we wouldn't have devolved all our furokay so why do I have milky white skin mr evolutionary biologist
>>221978397Ritsu owes me a footjob
>>221978401umm im breddy sure you die quicker from being naked in the cold than like vitamin d deficiency
happy pride month, fellow femboys
Wasted so much time
pride goeth before destruction
Every hood we go throughAll the gangsters around know my whole crew (nigga, what?)We hold it down like we 'sposed to (haha)Nigga, you can front if you want, we be poppin' them thangs
Extremely grateful I didn't have a Homestuck phase
me?doing a poo phase
>>221978438this post just made me chuckle
>>221978452set phasers to poo
kys
Honestly tho I’m really sorry for zoomers because getting pussy on interpals used to be so easy
ALL MY PLAYERS IN THE HOUSE THAT CAN BUY THE BARAND THE BALLIN' ASS NIGGAS WITH THE CANDY CARSIF YOU A PIMP AND YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE THEM HOESWHEN YOU GET ON THE FLOOR (NIGGA, THROW THEM 'BONES)ALL MY WOMEN IN THE HOUSE IF YOU CHASING CASHAND YOU GOT SOME BIG TITTIES WITH A MATCHING ASSWITH YOUR FLY-ASS BOOTS OR YOUR OPEN TOESWHEN YOU GET ON THE FLOOR (NIGGA, THROW THEM 'BONES)
The fruit from walmart mysteriously lasts weeks longer than other stores. It must be blessed
I should buy a sack of lemons for 5 burger credits and make homemade lemonade
i dont engage with black culture, even ironically
>>221978477Getting pussy in general seems like it was easier. I'm going to have to resort to prostitutes this summer because of it being impossible.
>>221978500
I have to wait for the rain to stop and grass to dry before I get to mow the lawn. fuck my dang life
>>221978506SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR(FUR)THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN' AT HERSHE HIT THE FLOOR (SHE HIT THE FLOOR)NEXT THING YOU KNOWSHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW
white bitches just want money or status or jestermaxxxers looks don't do anything anymore I blame blump for this whitehoeflation
I want to kill myself everyday
Im feeling alienated even here now, all of you seem brown
>>221978507Idk man it’ll be your first time touching someone and when you touch her you’ll be touching naked flesh that doesn’t even enjoy your touchPlus she’ll probably be way uglier than in any images she shared onlineDon’t throw that first time awayWhat makes sex good is feeling the CONNECTIONYou’ll realize the millisecond you’re done cumming on that whore’s chest (for an additional 150$) that jerking off would have been better
>>221978547Everyone here is white name me ONE brown poster that isn't white
>>221978547Point to the brown posts
Recycle>>221977008>>221977008>>221977008
dont use his gay thread
>>221978547We can’t all be black sorry Mr negro sir
>>221978555goshpedo and that wannabe brazilian weeb
have to wait until that thread is a little more populated because I have a post that isn't start of the thread material
>>221978575Im trying to fill it up with nonsense posts to get it started more quickly
>>221978599shut up faggot
>>221978506I can't help myself. I'm always slipping into this little jive voice when I get bored. Woah!