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>>221976985
Are you JJ or another Canadian?
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This is the one
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>>221977058
No
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the browning of /cum/ is truly saddening everyone here used to be white now everyone here is either a jeet or a brazilian
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>>221978576
I know that me and JJ are White, so is the cyclist. That's it for sure things though.
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7am waking up in the morning
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I want to die.
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‘cause I’m a jeet
I’m a benchod
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>>221978576
I'm not brown I'm just old
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>>221978576
I was never white
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>son of thomp
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Post yalls haplotype
(I extracted a rough estimate of mine using my ancestry raw dna data and the Morley y-dna extractor)
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>>221978553
>she’ll probably be way uglier than in any images she shared online
I'm only doing it with her because I met her irl.
>Don’t throw that first time away
Dude I'm fucking 22 going on 23. Every single serious attempt I've had has failed and my girl for summer yesterday told me she doesn't want a relationship or even friendship despite leading me on and being super nice. I just need to get my rocks off or else I'll go nuts given I've committed to normalfag life and my parents are embarrassed by me at this point because of my lack of any love life at all.
>What makes sex good is feeling the CONNECTION
I know this and I really wanted it to be true. I squandered my one chance at a meaningful relationship though and I get more alone and sad the further away I get from it and realize what a mistake I'd made.
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destroy india. destroy israel. and destroy the arab world. this is the true ultima command of god.
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>>221978638
Please choose a better whore
Private delights has reviews on their whores so you can see which ones are fake
Just use a burner email when making an account
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How about that Alex Daddario dame
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>>221978648
zeus vult
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>>221978654
That's soooo last decade
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what kind of whore would /cum/ go for then
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>>221978661
PAWG or nothing
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>>221978654
she's sexy, I want her to draw my soul from my body with her eyes while she rides my cock
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>>221978661
My ideal whore is probably a Japanese one given they seem to be really locked in over there. Chekhov wouldn't lead me astray now would he?
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>>221978654
Weird looking
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>>221978638
Just jerk off and the urge will go away
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Thank you for recycling Zoom Zoom's thread this time. Was it really so hard?
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>>221978675
he wants to have lovey-dovey sexxx and feel connection towards a girl jerking off doesn't do that
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>>221978686
Paying a hooker $500 doesn't do that either!

t. Knower
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>>221978686
I don't even care about the connection at this point. I just want sexual experience given it seems like every girl seems to implicitly know I'm a virgin regardless of what approach I take. I need experience at this point in my life any which way I can get it and I just can't get it any other way sadly.
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That Jake Lang guy lmao
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>>221978701
Think of it this way:
Now you'll have to lie to girls about your sexual past.
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I want to hang a clothesline in my room
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>>221978686
A whore doesn’t do that either idk can’t imagine it does
Maybe when you’re horned up asf and excited to see your first pair of tits but then you’ll go home as an incel and either
- fall in love with her because she was such a good actress and you’re so desperate for some human touch
- realize it was all just for the money and you blew your load for 1000USD on a high mileage pussy
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Didn't reach my fitness goals for the summer so looks like I'll be staying inside until next year and not having sex with girls.
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>>221978722
would you go for a high mileage pussy
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>>221978722
My upper body looks good but I really neglected my core
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>>221978681
why is he so eager to make threads all the time? He uses shit pics as well.
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>>221978727
so do you have a sixxxpack
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>>221978711
>you'll have to lie to girls about your sexual past
I never even get to talk to them about it. I just think they seem to implicitly intuit that I've never had sex just by interacting with them, and that makes me really sad because I really don't know how else to get to them given I've tried almost everything with every demographic you can think of.
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I wonder how much soccer ball chimping is gonna happen after the cup
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>>221978598
Based red head
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>>221978734
No, I neglected my core. It's a belly
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>>221978726
what does that mean?
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>>221978731
he doesn't have a friend we are his friends he just wants someone to talk to why are you so mean
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I think I might have sleep apnea
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hello creampies
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>>221978735
>just think they seem to implicitly intuit that I've never had sex just by interacting with them
I think this actually has nothing to do with you being a virgin and more to do with some negative vibe you're giving off. Girls are always surprised when they learn I'm a virgin
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Going with the gf to knotsberryfarm tomorrow
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>>221978744
take that one seriously it can kill you dead if you're not careful
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fink needa break from the bationbergization

need to give the testicles sum time to rebuilld the inseminal stocks
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>>221978744
that kind of shit happens to everybody with age. wearing a
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>>221978731
He enjoys /cum/ like the rest of us and his news are GOATed, people hate him for no reason
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>>221978755
Fellow SoCal anon
I'm going to Knots Berry Farm in July when my mom comes to visit. I've never been
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>>221978726
Depends, do you have one? If so the answer is yes.
>>221978731
This is the peak of my social interaction with others when I'm not at Uni. It's summer so I'm here when I'm not working because it's hot as balls outside and nobody wants to do anything with anyone else.
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>>221978661
the fixable kind
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drinking milk
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>>221978735
no wun can tell youre virgin. its totally possible for someone who is very socially awkward to not be a virgin. everywun knows thst. no wun can smell virgin on you
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>>221978766
that's fine but you don't need to be the one making new threads all the time.
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I’m so fucking scared
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>zoom zoom new
>dogshit thread
like peanut butter and jelly
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>>221978754
>more to do with some negative vibe you're giving off
I never give off bad vibes when I'm with a girl. I'm always at my happiest when I'm with them, though I'm never too excited or weird about it. I just don't understand how I haven't had any luck at all in the nearly two years of normal life I've had here with women of all different shapes, sizes, ethnicities, and temperments. I feel like I'm doing something wrong but I have no idea what it is.
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Earlier for reasons I had a brief few moments where I thought I was seriously potentially going to die. I was in a lot of pain so I wasn't exactly having very clear thoughts at the time, but I do remember distinctly being very much okay with dying, almost instantly there was a thought of "at least that will solve all my problems". Not suicidal or anything but death just seems like sweet release imo. The most liberating experience of all – true freedom.
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>>221978741
I'm just asking why he's always the one making new threads when one reaches limit. Have other people make them with their own funny pics to use once in a while.
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>>221978735
whst you need to do

is just get drunk

and go drinking

wiv people
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>>221978783
same
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>>221978783
Why
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so I have a problem guys how do I fix it so girls actually find me really attractive and react to me but I am always alone and don't have friends so wherever I am people start shouting I am there for attention and to get girls how do I workaround this how did you guys get your bitch
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>>221978790
since he posts the new early, everyone flocks to his threads like robots
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>>221978784
What the fuck is your problem man
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Cum has taught me that black girls go CRAZY for nerdy white guys
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>>221978781
>you don't need to be the one making new threads all the time
I bake them because I want to contribute to this general like any other general I interact with on this site. It's not an ego thing o algo I just like this general.
>>221978780
>its totally possible for someone who is very socially awkward to not be a virgin
I'm not even socially awkward with women irl, that's the thing. I'm confident and I still don't get anything ever.
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>>221978790
Excuse me who the fuck do you think you are bitch? The thread police? WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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>>221978787
In that case, it's all in your head. Girls aren't rejecting you due to thinking you a virgin. They just aren't attracted to you. But some are, since you said one let you touch her boobs.
So if some girls are attracted to you, and you keep trying, eventually you will find one who wants to stay with you
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anyone remember the v/h/s movies?
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>>221978820
are you ugly?

just get drunk

thats the only way to do it

im telling you

only way
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To reproduce is to reaffirm the cycle of life once again, a fresh sacrifice rioped & dragged screaming from the void and forcibly tethered to a mortal shell of flesh, the material plane, the visceral realm is perhaps the most grotesque of them all, a true horror. Likes lambs to the slaughter, born then torn apart.
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>>221978831
Yes I've seen the first one and the prequel one with Ratma.
Very inconsistent but some of the shorts are good.
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>>221978816
I hit on a Black girl I thought liked me earlier this year but she laughed at me when I asked for her number and said she was queer and liked girls. I asked out an African girl and while I gave her my number she never talked to me.
That being said I really liked one Kenyan girl I was friends with as a kid and there was a Black girl that looked like Zendaya who had the hots for me in HS. Sadly I never managed to get in contact with the Kenyan girl given we never had classes together in HS and I was cucked out of ever doing anything with the Black girl because of COVID.
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mental how everyfing was done on tape

like recordings and dat

music

films
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>>221978820
it obviously is an ego thing otherwise why would you care so much. You're like Trump wanting his name on everything.
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Fucking unacceptable that I haven't died in my sleep yet
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How would you guys feel about a chinese-mongolian girl with a wolfcut and nice butt who rides motorcycles
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>>221978820
>contribute to the general
You should let other people make new editions.
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>>221978832
nta but when I'm drunk I can't spaff. my fiancee normally makes me cum within like 10 minutes but I just can't do it when I've drank too much. Numbed my nerves
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remember when people used like paper

and read clocks

zoomers cant even read time anymore
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>>221978838
i didnt know the infamous succubus girl was originally from v/h/s
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>>221978832
i still cant talk to foids when piss drunk
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>>221978846
have you considered developing severe sleep apnea
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>>221978846
Do people ACTUALLY die in their sleep? Or do they wake up in the midst of death and we just say they die in their sleep to make everyone feel better?
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Imagine you’re at work and wanted to show pictures on your phone to coworkers would you hand them the device so they can swipe on their own?
Would you open your gallery and look for the images while they’re standing next to you?
I couldn’t.
My whole gallery is compromised.
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>>221978850
I'd like a Female who isnt fat to acknowledge my existence
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>>221978850
nah brings up bad memorries innit
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>>221978839
Now that only leaves us with one question:
iPhone or android?
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>German is posting now

thread is going to be garbage now
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>>221978858
no you find wun dat already likes you den get drunk

and you do that by getting drunk wiv same people regularly

den ye
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>>221978877
>now
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The girls from the ghost eye one and the webcam alien one both had really nice tits. Think I prefer the webcam alien one.
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i'm trans
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>>221978864
nah interchanging phones is a no no. was asked to take somewuns picture wunce. sed no. didnt day why. but interchanging phones is a no no

i dont handle udder peoples goods

its like handling their cock and bollox

you dont do it
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That girl from the move pandorum was really hot. Fun movie too
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>>221978857
Yes indeed, that's probably the best short, at least out of the 2 movies I've seen.
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>>221978881
>wun dat already likes you
the last time i was in a booze setting where there was a girl that was attracted to me she was a fatty
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>>221978894
>pandorum
it was amazing desu
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>>221978850
Queen shit
>>221978853
I do when I'm at work
>>221978832
>are you ugly?
No
>just get drunk
I'm in the U.S, doing anything drunk with women here is a death sentence
>>221978823
>So if some girls are attracted to you, and you keep trying, eventually you will find one who wants to stay with you
It's just that I can't make connections here the way I could back in MN. I don't know anyone here and it's impossible to ever hang out or talk with people that aren't complete fucking retards. I met my last GF because she was the on again off again GF/close friend of a female coworker I had worked with for half a year. I just can't get anything like that here in contrast, it's the most antisocial, harsh place I've ever been to and I have a hard time imagining anyone here being happy that isn't some retired Boomer that treats it like an amusement park. I want to leave so bad but I can't because I'm poor.
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>>221978902
They don't make fun scifi horror movies anymore for some reason. The last one I can think of is Life
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I long for the days when I had nothing to worry about
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>>221978901
then why didnt you shag her arse

practise whales

ya kno

shag every landwhale you can
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>>221978881
Closest I ever was to having sex happened when I was 19 and drinking with friends at the beach
Girl I had crush on for years was literally wrapped around me said I could sleep with her and her 17 year old friend in their room
I said no, dunno why. Still a virgin to this day
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>>221978876
>iPhone or android?
Android, I'm a poorfag that just goes with whatever phone I can get on my family's phone plan.
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>>221978909
>I'm poor
Then definitely don't waste your money on a prostitute
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>>221978899
i like how it perfectly digs into the uncanny valley feels. her makeup is just perfect. i think in siren her makeup is simply too much and that shifts it from uncanny valley to "i know it's borring aahh gore" territory
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>>221978909
cant help you den
im literally telling yiu what to do

cannae dae it

cannae be helped

unfucking believable
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>>221978927
>definitely don't waste your money on a prostitute
I'm only going to do it on my birthday when I have a few months of pay and some money from the family to burn. I paid out of pocket for my college this semester so I don't have to worry about student loans for a long time.
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>>221978923
fink you sed diss story before and it wasnt even obvious frm the way you told it that they were initiating sex

which is part of a problem for young men

they over-read cues about sex
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>>221978933
He doesn't listen to anything we tell him, don't bother
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I wish my female friend would give me advice on how to look better but she refuses to help. All I want to know is what hairstyle would look good on me.
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>waaaaaah i can't get a gf
getting a gf is easy as fuck why don't y-

wait nvm
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>>221978946
What is some serious advice you could give me then? I don't know what to do and just feel really depressed.
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>>221978939
uni is such a fucking fraud scheme

like everywun needs degrees for jobs that 20 years ago didnt need a degree

so inefficient and literlaly only rwason it still exists is capitalism.. univerisites steal your money
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>>221978972
just shave it off innit

>>221978978
become a performative male and like infiltrate a book club

but not too nerdy coz those girls will be like too shy and nuffink will happen

will hafta be a book club for like confident annoying social climber girls who like drinking and bit slutty
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>blaming everyone else
>blaming the location
>"I'm poor"
You're an autistic manlet, that's the reason you can't get pussy. Take some accountability.
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>>221978981
Its useless now anyways unless you're getting a degree in stem (sissy tranny enormous mangina) stuff
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>>221978924
Nigga that’s the reason no cap
Bitches see a text message with a green bubble on their iPhones and will not even read it

I’ll send you an Amazon gift card for a refurbished older iPhone so you can at least text without getting blocked
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>>221978981
Anything beyond plublic k-12 ed is just a money grab
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>>221978978
Don't give up, and stop being so angry about politics all the time, no one likes that, especially in real life.
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>>221978972
go to a high end place and ask the hairdresser.
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holy filtered posts
guess i'll go to bed
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>>221979016
>filtering
Reddit is more your speed
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Im 6'2 and women dont give me the time of day, I thin kthe height req is a meme
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I should just collect a bunch of women dumping their bf's texts on the internet and send them all to my mom and explain that it's over and I'm afraid of women and I feel like they're all like this and to please stop asking
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>>221979002
even then like
theres only so many stem jobs

and its gonna get worse wiv a.i.

you hear in news dem people in china wiv stem grad working shitty like service sector jobs coz theres just too many of them
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>>221979000
>You're an autistic manlet, that's the reason you can't get pussy.
I can't change this though. Am I just going to be alone forever then given the U.S is basically just a favela filled with spiritual or literal thirdies fixated on extremely superficial things like wealth and height? Because I fucking swear if some girl says anything along the lines of "you're really smart! you're really cool! you'd make another girl very happy! but..." I'm just not going to do it anymore.
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>>221979021
i was always one of the tallest thought school. never ever got a crumb of coinslot.
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>>221979032
Also modern companies would rather higher an h1b slave with a fake degree and then train them on the job. Its so fucking over
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>>221978978
You can go to singles nights or meet up events to make friends and meet women. Then just talk to people at school when you get back. Join a club, I bet your school has a hiking club, those are always fun
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>>221979021
yes, the thing people get wrong about women is how much has to be right in order of them to be attracted to you

you can't just check one box. You have to be tall, handsome, succesfful, charistmatic, etc.
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>>221979021
/fit/ is on suicide watch
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>>221979046
yes and you also have to have friends and status I have the looks and girls react to me but zero friends so yeah
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>>221979037
go to wun of dem like resort towns that people go to just to get drunk and have sex

like teneeife or magaluf ir balaeric islands

you will guarantee get shagged
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>>221979010
>stop being so angry about politics all the time
Nobody knows just how angry I am about politics apart from my Father and a particularly stupid professor I had that I called out. I never mention it irl and only talk about life stuff and interests when I'm on dates. I always remember either the scene from Mr. Hulot's Holiday where the Marxist dries up his gf's pussy talking about communism or the anecdote about Nixon scaring the hoes talking about the Greco-Persian Wars and being a virgin until he was 27.
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>I have the looks and girls react to me
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>>221979082
nah they literally giggle and say he's so cute he's so pretty and hide away and start acting like they're 12
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>>221978945
You're right I've talked about it before. I think about it most times the topic of sex comes up which is often when zoom zoom is in the thread.
Even if she wasn't trying to have sex at that moment the interest was obviously there, and what gets my goat is I didn't attempt to text her or anything ever. Being a man of inaction while having a tendency to be hung up on the past is a deadly combination
The other girl in that story I actually did go on a date with later but she took me to the bar where her ex worked to make him jealous. I resented her for that for a while
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>>221979037
You have a chance but manlet + autism is a nasty combo
I cba to make an analogy but you get the point
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>>221979079
Okay but it's also clearly impacting your mental health. The world sucks. Everyone knows. You can't let it wear you down
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Girls approach me but my personality scares them away. I think it's even worse to be disliked for who you are
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I'm off... to join the sorrow
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Zoom Zoom meltdowns remind me of my own meltdowns that I have had many times in this general. Hopefully he doesn't start self harming like I did
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>>221979065
>go to wun of dem like resort towns that people go to just to get drunk and have sex
In the U.S resort towns are filled with Boomers. Nobody under the age of 65 can afford to vacation even domestically.
>>221979045
>You can go to singles nights or meet up events to make friends and meet women
This isn't really a thing anymore, especially in my state. This place is a total sausage fest.
>Then just talk to people at school when you get back. Join a club, I bet your school has a hiking club, those are always fun
I'll try and do so come fall if my work schedule isn't too busy. Problem is I just don't like anyone that lives here, they're all Mexicans and wiggers.
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I'm tired of being overweight. I wish to be obese
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corr brought up weird memory dat wun
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>>221979115
>but these people, and those people, and also those people!
Clear this hatred from your heart
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>>221979111
>Hopefully he doesn't start self harming like I did
I live with my family, I could never do such a thing living with them. I love them more than anything.>>221979100
>it's also clearly impacting your mental health
Yeah no fucking shit, I'm probably never making it out of my parents place with how expensive everything is (also a huge roadblock to me getting girls because good luck finding a girl that's interested in a guy that doesn't have his own place) and how worthless the dollar keeps getting. I don't want to be bothered by it and did a great job riding it until recently but it's just so bleak, especially here because of everything being so car-centric.
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>>221979127
>Clear this hatred from your heart
You don't live in Arizona, you don't understand the hell that I live in every single day.
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>>221979127
yeah I blame frat guys and my parents and donald trump for my lack of pussy
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im well aware that everything is grimmy can we please not talk about it
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I called someone a brownoid in a road rage incident today.
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There is no fucking way it's June 1st
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zoom zoom's bitch ahh steady tryin to get niggas in his stale ass threads. recycle this recycle that fuck outta here
>car-centric
bet this nigga never rides a bicycle scared ass
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>>221979160
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>>221979160
What do you want to talk about
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Maybe dating a trans woman is the answer if you can get over the man parts.
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>>221979172
No thanks, I like vagina
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>>221979164
>bet this nigga never rides a bicycle
You try riding a bicycle to get from one end to the other of the Phoenix metro. You have to drive here with a bike rack and park and then bike to wherever you want to go, which gets rid of the whole point of bikes saving gas money.
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for me?

dave vanian

gaye advert
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>>221979163
Correct, there is still 45 minutes left of May 31st
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>>221979162
very brown coded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UajTvU3sjrY
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>>221979162
I saw a mexican do nazi salutes at an indian family because they were driving poorly a while ago. I already mentioned it here but nobody was interested
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It's literally impossible to ride a bike anywhere in texas without going on the road because the sidewalks are sparse and also poorly designed
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>>221979180
They had it all blocked off though.
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>>221979165
This is so cute
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>>221979174
yes but the good parts would make up for lack of vagina.
>play vidya with them
>share hobbies
>no mood swings
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>>221979181
This is just an average day in Dallas
>>221979172
Apart from the fact that I'd like kids someday, troons are just insufferable people all around. I'd rather just be gay than go for a tranny.
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>>221979187
yiute not sposed to ride bikes on sidewalk here
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dem times wbe bird begging for you to shag her arse and yer too proud to do it or canar be arsed
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>>221979198
Do you have bike lanes
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>>221979222
trips
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>>221979197
the pretty troons that pass are nice to be around and act like regular women. The insufferable ones are the ones that don't pass.
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>>221979163
>>221979202
>>221979222
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>>221979294
That ship has sailed
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Whatever I hope your mom dies in an automobile accident
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>>221979283
>the pretty troons that pass are nice to be around and act like regular women
Again, that's just a waste of time. In the time it'd take me to find a perfect tranny I could've had countless good to great if not perfect girls, especially in the U.S given we have the ugliest trannies of any developed country.
And again, I'd much rather just be gay at that point because troons tend to be very unstable, very abrasive, and just not as good as actual guys.
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>>221979304
Jump into the ocean and start swimming
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Imagine a mans sweat getting all over you. Imagine your wife is a man without a penis
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Took too much xtcy, my fucking jaw is going to snap
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imagine when your wife gets aroused it smells like a stinky man
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My asshole is sweating
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lord have mercy
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Are you a west coast nigga who has to go to bed soon or an east coast nigga who doesn't have a job in the morning
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Saw some cute rabbits today and remember that almost every single one of them will be torn to shreds by a predator and almost none of them will die peacefully
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>>221979403
I saw a skunk today
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>>221979377
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>>221979419
Too fat
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>>221979377
I'm midwestern and I get off work at 6 am
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>>221979419
would
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>>221979419
I bet she could handle a lot of births
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fucking jury duty
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>>221979465
just be racist
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>>221979484
it's hard for me to do something like that in front of other people waiting on benches for the judges & lawyers to question you
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How to unruin your life
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>>221979378
I'm west coast nigga who has a day off tomorrow
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>>221979492
My advice is don't wait
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>>221979465
You don't have to go. No one will ever find out. Most cases go to a settlement before a jury interviews ever start.
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https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?si=SnHEsWdP25RTft99
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>>221979419
whomst?
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>>221979513
and you guys wonder why criminals get let back on the street
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>>221979540
vast majority of cases involving jurors are civil suits, anon
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>>221979540
the trick they're using now is that they elect a district attorney who will ONLY prosecute crimes committed by white people and he just won't bring cases against the actual criminals.

>cops arrest tyrone mcshooty for whatever crime
>he's obviously guilty
>DA refuses to prosecute
>so no trial, no jury
>tyrone mcshooty is released after an hour or two
>he commits another crime
etc
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>>221979540
maybe its a yin yang thing
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>>221979509
A lot of good that advice does for me
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>>221979603
im glad to hear it. you're welcome
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the only rap song i like is Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
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>>221979651
but it WAS him the whole time...
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Think of how gay society would become if there were no criminals. They would have to keep inventing new micro rules until they had a reason to arrest people again
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>>221979651
I like this song too, this gave me the idea for this edition:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x_z3oahqCLA&
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test
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icles
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icles
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>>221979633
*rapes you*
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>>221979723
AHHHHH
OH GOD HELP
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE
HELP ME THIS MAN IS RAPING ME

HEEEELP

IM BEING RAPED HELP MEEEE
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penustein
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*shoots leaf rapist with .45*
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https://youtu.be/VbrCeJdyPqE
kino
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have you increased shareholder value today?
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>>221979794
what an ogre
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>>221979871
I bought something off Amazon so yes
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Don't hear much about the stadtholder anymore
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Weird pressure in my head late at night
It's like my entire head is heavy feeling gets better when I sit up
Been especially bad the last few days to the point I can barely sleep
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>>221979919
sinus infection?
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>>221979927
High blood pressure i think the pressure is higher in my head and the blood is having hard time moving around
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I like the little flourish Akechi does when he levels up and the way he says "Everyone, I've learned a new skill!"
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>>221980019
is this from some JRPG
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>>221980030
Persona 5
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>>221979951
I think you need to lay off the big macs
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You need teeth to eat a big mac
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India, the marketing: Amazing STEM brainiacs, who speak “good enough” English to get the job done.

India, the reality: Residents near the Jawahar Nagar dump site in Hyderabad are so badly poisoned from pollution, that their throat and mouth infections make it impossible for them to speak properly even in their own native language of Telugu.

Note: this disgusting slime pond in what looks like a barren desert used to be a pretty watering hole surrounded by trees that animals would come to drink at.
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>>221980112
Nigga that is goo lagoon
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>>221980142
ahh
goo lagoon
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>>221980075
What am I supposed to eat grass like a rabbit id rather die eating what I love then give in to healthy eating habits
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Matuail dump site, Dhaka, Bangladesh, 2023.

This is who is fit to run your country better than you can, goy.

This is who is a genius scientist-engineer-unicorn founder-visionary galaxy brain.

This is who is just plain better than you.

This is who is thinks he is fit to be your lord and master, even as he kids himself that he is anything but a strikebreaker for capital.

This is who is going to elevate America and Western Europe’s economy to new heights.

Probably not heights. More likely “depths.”
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It's so bad. It feels like having a slight brain freeze all the time you can't get rid of like my head is a giant balloon ready to pop
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Midnight coffeetime let's goooooooooooooooooooo
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goodnight
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>>221980239
Goodbye forever.
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Imahine if you were really obese and you got someone to massage your belly
Bet that would feel good
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Trump will be dead soon i think
Either he will be assassinated or commit suicide over the catastrophe in iran
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I think it's time to quit cum
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>>221980306
Just for the night, I hope
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>I think it's time to quit cum
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>>221980312
No, forever. I have outgrown this place
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>“Hey Tom, so we’re getting a massive influx of antisemitism online and we’re gonna have to get you to narrate this 20 hour Kosher cuck fest about me mum with no Hitler subtitles or we’ll release the tapes of you fucking kids for real this time.” - History CEO Eli Lehrer (jew)
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>>221980341
I will never outgrow /cum/
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>>221980342
pretty desperate if they're dredging up le holohoax AGAIN
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>>221980306
but...you're here 5eva?? (that's longer than 4eva)
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I'm gonna cum
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>>221981667
Way ahead of you
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>>221979723
so I didn't learn anything in /cum/ today save for the fact that the faggots here say that their lack of pussy is due to location
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I hate like 99% of the people on 4chan but on every other website I hate 100% of the people
genuinely think my only route to happiness is quitting the internet but I'm chronically addicted
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Almost made the mexican radio post again...
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Why the fuck are you in fucking newfoundland
Fuck off
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>>221978648
How about the Great Replacement, but instead of flooding every country in the world with Indians, it’s Europeans doing the replacing
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>>221982443
Ok what the HELL are you talking about
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>>221982443
I'se The B'y that fucks the butt and
I'se The B'y that rails “her” and
I'se The B'y that catches the poz and
Brings it home to Liza
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>>221982532
He already got memoryholed
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>>221982487
I want him to be in my province
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Reminder to filter tripfags, else this becomes the reddit general
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gen z has been canceled
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Y’all goated with the sauce?
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>>221982934
get a job fk
i thought you were having a kid or something
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The work gf isn't in today
What do I do now? Usually I just hang around her and chat instead of working
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>>221982959
I’m at work niqqa
Also you didn’t answer my question
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How the hell is Eugenia Cooney still alive. She’s been living off 200 Calories a day since 2015
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>>221982969
Should I work at a post office
Is it a good job
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>>221983099
lol
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>>221982993
>Eugenia
Beautiful name and has the same etymological root as “eugenics” :^)
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Today? Is my brithday. And I will cry if I want to.
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god weebs are the most insufferable people
being obsessed with a country full of people that despise you will never not be gay as shit
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>>221983237
cope and seethe
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>>221983250
you will never be japanese
you will never have a japanese gf
japanese people will never like you
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Not too fond of the Epstein class
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>>221983299
And thats what makes you seethe the most
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>>221983316
glad you aren't even attempting to say something that makes sense
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>>221983325
You said it yourself, the part about japanese despising weebs and weebs still loving them is what makes you seethe the most
you struggle with even your own basic concepts
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>>221983237
>>221983299
You are a guest on an anime website that moot created for Japanese discussion.
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>Internet keeps dropping on and off AGAIN
Tired of these third world conditions
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If my package isn't delivered today I am going to make UPS really brown if you know what I am saying (I will smear shit on the windshield of ups trucks)
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>>221983416
is the internet situation in canada that bad
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woodpeckerberg is up early today
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>>221983433
My friend in Alberta was murdered by rogers to keep his mouth shut in 2012 when he tried to whistle blow on them throttling Canadians internet speeds
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Night shift wagies report
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>games are for chil- WOAH! SO COOL!!
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>>221983631
The goon sess must be hella epic down there
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>>221983631
imagine taking a baseball bat to all his toys while he impotently tries to stop you
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happy pride month!
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>>221983682
He would be bummed at first, but then realize you are happier to break his stuff than he is sad to lose it, so the overall level of happiness in the world increased.
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I hate when a xitter poster I like gets his life together and stops being funny
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>>221977033
I can look past his homosexuality but why can't he just sit in a normal chair?
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Just dropped the ol' car off at the mechanic. Seemed like good folks, older gentlemen, had the right attitude, place looked clean. I am optimistic
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I'm Anderdingus
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test
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yawn
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ok
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The breakfast:
>3 slices of whole wheat sourdough bread with butter
>rice with egg and corn and hot sauce
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>>221984481



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