framemogged edition
my gf is pure of heart
>>221980871fk confirmed the israel proxy
>>221984514You don't have a gf
>>221984733I do and she mogs you
You stand before the court accused of big chungucide.How do you plea?
I love these jasmine flowers They smell amazing
>>221984482I'll likely have overnight oats with chia seeds, ground flax seeds, wheat germ, and berries. And green tea and coffee
BUON GIOOOORNOOOOO
>>221984895And I was likely going to eat your butt since your high fiber diets keeps it clean as a whistle
>>221984895This nigga eatin' seeds
>>221984895bir ahh nih
>>221984957no hablo spicko hans
>>221984895Chipmunk ass healthy ass one wipe pooping ass nigga
Watched Network with the gf last night
For breakfast I'll be having 2 breakfast burritos and a hashbrown from McDonald's. I'll probably get Mountain Dew instead of Dr Pepper for the drink bc the Dew feels a bit lighter
>>221985143Love to hear itMcDonald’s is the best restaurant on earth
>>221985143>Dew feels a bit lighterdew has bromine in it
>>221985249>Mountain Dew used to contain Brominated Vegetable Oil (BVO), a food additive used to keep citrus flavorings suspended so they wouldn't separate or float to the top.>However, Mountain Dew is now entirely free of the ingredient. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) officially banned the use of BVO in all foods and beverages.
>>221985249Tastes bussin doe
I'll take a liter of whiskey please
>>221984481this is what millennials support btw they love troons more than they love having children and God
>>221984481looks like someone I grew up with who ended up trooning out
>>221985389Same. I'm gen z btw
Fuck my pussy with a rake mom
If you’re not a millionaire yet when AI is basically free you might have 75 IQ
>chat how do I become a millionaire?
>>221985536Too bad millionaire is still poor now
>>221985536The first million is the easy part
>>221985558Be a billionaire and get married! Heyo!
Where should I travel internationally
>>221985677Japan. Support our allies while experiencing one of the greatest cultures on the planet
>>221985677Afghanistan
>>221985677Switzerland was super cool
>>221985677That obviously depends on your specific interests, but I'd rank the places I've traveled like this:1) Japan2) Italy3) Greece4) Germany5) UK
>>221985812>4) Germany>5) UK??????
>>221984481the most feminin sideburns :3
>>221985822Are you confused about their inclusion in my top 5, or their releative rankings?
>>221985866Yes I am confused why you would put them in the top 5 of the WORLD when they aren't even top 5 in europe
Remember to beeeeeee happy anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbXJ84jsiQ4
>>221985677eritrea
>>221985840Can I kiss you
>>221985880I like early Medieval history, and they both have many interesting sites from that period. Also, I've had overwhelmingly good interactions with locals in all my visits to those places.
>>221984961>>221985067Yeah I usually eat fruit and/or vegetables with every meal, aim for 80 oz of water a day, and eat/drink plenty of probiotic stuff (foods, not supplements). I also walk and run a lot. Got the usual late 20s mini health scare a while ago. Even though I'm like a NW 2.5 or 3 people say I look young.
i thought black irish were black people with irish genes or irish people with black genes
>>221985971That's stupid and youre wrong
Hey la hey la my boyfriends back
>>221985998
>>221986006now GET OUT! AND DONT COME BACK!!
>>221986037
business idea
>>221986073
>>221985677anywhere but europe. they have been rude to americans. i said i supported iran war and they were antagonizing me about my trump vote
Watching one of my snapchat waifus play a trivia game, and when asked, "Who wrote the 19th century novel Oliver Twist?" she answered with Neil Gaiman lmao
>>221985536TrueI did this and became rich
>>221986145What if I go to Israel
>>221985975>Got the usual late 20s mini health scare a while ago.Vaxx status?That isn't a thing for normal healthy people
https://youtu.be/l0hD3KBwoiA
It's pretty wild how the US is super rich but also super poor. If you have 970k net worth you're in the top 10% of Americans, yet at the same time, if I wanted to retire I'd need at least 1.2mil to retire on passive income. So numbers wise, it's unlikely that I'll ever be in the top 10%, and my personal situation isn't particularly unique, so tons of other people are also unlikely to ever retire. Not to mention, most of people's net worth is from their house, so as far as retirement money goes it's even more unlikely that they/we have enough saved to retire. Or it could mean that in most places, the US isn't actually that expensive to live in as it's made out to be.
>>221986192I just went in for blood work and saw that my cholesterol, liver enzymes, etc were a little high. Not particularly frightening but it's something you want to catch early. Some of my friends have mentioned similar stuff
>>221986261>if I wanted to retire I'd need at least 1.2mil to retire on passive income.do you mean without any sort of retirement or social security at all? As in, you were dropped on this planet as a full grown adult and had nothing and done nothing?
>>221986192It's more likely the vapes
abolish gooning
Somebody buy me baldurs gate 3 for my brithday please
>>221986449When's your birfgay?
my birthday was 5 days ago and i didn't see you getting me anything
>>221986465RIGHT NOW
>>221986476Happy belated birthday you goonboy
>>221986476I sent you a PS5 in the mail with some games, you didn't get it?
hank hill really crashed out on lil bro for telling him there's no such thing as L pipes even tho he 200% right
>>221984481>Girlfriend visits family and sees her nephews and nieces >Immediately in the car asks me when can we get married and have a family I am only 23 what the fuck
>>221986329I think so?The 1.2mil would have to be the amount in the retirement plan. Which is also assuming I only live off the interest, and don't have to pay taxes. I could look into something like I need X amount by the end of so many years, and it'd probably be less than needing 1.2million, but that's also complicated. Probably around 50% or 30% of americans should be old enough to retire, but assuming the average house is worth 300k to 500k, 970k minus the house is probably not enough to retire either. Maybe at that point social security would work, but it's a pretty shit system to have to rely on.
>>221986539they're "el" pipes as in "elbow" pipes as in 90 degrees
>>221986560>The 1.2mil would have to be the amount in the retirement planThe average person would receive social security as well which is roughly $2,200/month which is pretty close to enough to live on on its own considering you have no need to live anywhere near a place of employment or anything else.
>>221986599they don't make pipes like that, is the pointwhat hank needs is an L fitting, which gets glued between two STRAIGHT pipes to create the 90 degree bend
I’m here now
>>221984481
>>221986733>r/ftm
Happy Pride Month, /cum/!!june is a time to celebrate love, identity, visibility, and the strength of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. it's also a time to recognize the importance of inclusion, acceptance, and continued progress toward equality for all. proud to stand in support of diversity, respect, and creating communities where everyone can feel seen, valued, and safe to be themselves.
>>221986733this nigga was fucked even with hair, RIP
>>221986170Israel is at least an ally and are nice to us compared to Europeans. Europe is a reddit country.>>221986789Conservative website. Go to the euro general. They love their homos
>>221986733i hope the pharmaceutical ceo's and hospital cmo's taking advantage of these girls burn in hell forever
>>221986439Fuck you
>>221986830shalom
>>221986733melon head
Fuck my ass please
>>221986855It's not like there's a proven intervention with better results than medical transition
hello
>>221987118What is it? Honest question, I've not really heard of anything other than enabling these people
>>221987172Hey bb
>>221987185My point is there's no proven alternative.
>>221987197whats up?
The company is hemorrhaging money
Plugged in kinda late this morning, amici>>221984957Juorn', Herman
Today is going by so fucking slow.
>>221987222there is, it's called "stop obsessing over gender and genitals every hour of every day and become instead a productive member of society"
>>221987228Not much just watching tennis
>>221986855So when women get groomed we feel bad, but when boys get groomed into this, why do we treat them with anger?
im so tired. also feel sick
>>221987415that's called existence. get used to it bro.
>>221987344i don't. i feel the same way about them, too. though, autogynephilia is a real thing and more common than people want to admit. meaning, there are many more mtf predators than ftm ones.
>>221987287You ain't never lied. I was recently remade supervisor at work and I was re-reading the company rulebook to see if I had any wiggle room for bullshit. Turns out I can watch my tablet and be on my phone as much as I want unless my direct superior specifically tells me not to be on it. I'm loading up movies as we speak
>>221987344men are more harmful to society than women
>>221987444>autogynephilia is a real thingNot him butMaybe but it doesn't help that it's actually being pushed by youth counselors. Time was you was having a hard time as a yout, your counselor would help you through it with talk therapy. Now they ask "well have you ever thought maybe you're not a boy ?" And they essentially peddle this shit to children whereas before it wouldn't have even been an option. They put shit in kids heads
Is it racist to think that third worlders and browns are more likely to be racist because they are dumber
So I look up, but it looks like she has leftWorried that she's gonna kill herself but she just went to the bathroomAnd I laugh, we all laugh sometimes, just not now
>>221987344It's always the parents fault
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>221987118Stfu dude you people are a cult Mutilating a girls normal development and physiology isn't "treatment 'Unironically go neck yourself
>>221987521Racism is the only thing that makes sense. Racism is logical and empirical based on observed phenomena. "Tolerance" is the dumb option. Ignoring everything you've seen with your eyes to cling to some abstract poorly defined and ill-proven idea that somehow "all people are equal" despite having empirical evidence to the contrary. Tolerance is totally irrational and self-destructive.
>>221987617so is it racist to think that not all people are equal? was I racist all along?
>>221987593
Why does it seem like all leftist ideas make you ignore reality and observable proven things to clig to some brain dead probably false narrative? From tolerance to trannyism, it like "forget what you see and what you've experienced and believe that 2+2=3". It's so bizzare and cultish, it genuinely scary.
>>221987665"Racist" is a buzzword sans definition. >>221987702>Probably *Provably
Speedos are so unflattering even if you have a nice body
>>221987729>"Racist" is a buzzword sans definition.Same with "fascist" and "media literacy" tbqh
>>221987733speedos are gay and i also hate seeing men's bodies. even as a kid i would feel like throwing up when i saw shirtless men
>>221987287We’re gonna have a good dayAnd all my homies gonna ride today!!
>>221987733The just make the wearer look like a slimy reprobate, I agree.
>>221987702it's a covert religion
Which of these people sounds most American (or Canadian) to you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aTdZq7iB6whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S8JR4eJAXA
dreamt i was cuddling a girl and woke up lonely
>>221987903I dreamy the other day this girl was flirting with me being playful and showing obvious interest, but even in my dreams i didn't believe it was genuine and was an act and she was trying to get something from me. I can't even be happy in my dreams
>make $40/hour>looking for a new job>job posting sites start spamming me with $17/hour Walmart stocker and $18/hour Sonic “team member” postings
You ever dream about girls....ON WEED????
>>221987843south west sounds like ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0tHfhx5d3E
do your best chinese impression anon
>>221987956That's pretty good what do you do?
>>221987843The guys from Cornwall and Devon in the first video sound like my Grandfathers from from the upper South / lower Midwest, and the first lady from the second video sounds like my grandmother from Tennessee
>>221987903>>221987932i no longer dream of women. what does that say about me?
>>221988057You've accepted your lot in life. Now your journey can truly begin.
Hey girly you down for a fucking? I'll penetrate your vaginal hole till you bleed sexy style on my dick and at the end my white goo is gonna shoot out and incubate your eggs. Thoughts?
>>221988098You wanna fuck my ass?
terrible posts being made this morning, just awful.
>>221987285Scetat’Scetat’Scetat’È ‘o primm d’o mes’https://youtu.be/37YDcIQABEs
>>221988088
Ariana Grande needs a sandwich
>>221988047Interesting. I wonder how Northern dialects are represented in Americahttps://youtu.be/OG9B1w7ksg0?t=71
abolish gooning forever
>>221988183LMFAO
Gooning was invented in 2022 as a way to subvert the advent of the growing nationalism cause within the ranks of the young male population.It worked.
New brix’n’minifix lore update https://youtu.be/2YEzhDn0jY8
>>221988259You can take my penis from my cold dead hands
>>221988362Molti casi accussì
>>221988196G'Journey my fellow
bought 2 counter strike skins after selling some random tf2 boxes i had in my inventory
I’ve tried working but it just isn’t for me. Going back to NEET
I want a cushy job like Homer simpson
I stopped drinking after a decade, I haven't had a drink since the 3rd of last month, but I keep looking for shit to do instead of drink and I decided to start reading a lot again but I forgot where I used to get all my PDFs Project Gutenberg only has literature books I was to read an exciting modern novel. Any suggestions?
>>221988472Anna’s archive is the standard these days look on Wikipedia for the most recent URLs
Trying to goon but this camwhores baby keeps crying in the background
its over lads
>>221988497My sobriety thanks you. What books do you like to read
>>221987984He sucks guys off under the bridge
Mom sent me a voice-mail at 9 AM telling me to turn the sprinkler off but I didn't wake up until two hours later when she called me again
>>221988545Classics, books about animals, books about sea voyages
>all Anna’s archive URLs are copyright blockedToo lazy to change my DNS
>>221988594I'm a Classisist so I've read most classics but I live sea voyages too
>>221988622Can I kiss you
I can't download from Anna's Archive. What do I have to do? How can I change my DNS? A proxy?
I feel sorry for this guy's father.Could you even imagine?>>221988661
I’m well liked
>>221988661Sure but only on the tip of my penis
>>221988671you need qbittorrent
Doner Kebab doesn’t taste very good to me
>>221988472Congratulations! I'm sober for nearly 13 months now. The first 2-3 months are usually the hardest in my opinion - once you have alternative routines and ways to occupy yourself it gets significantly easier.
Kabobs > kebab
I’m drinking right now
>>221988747Same I don't care if it's morning
I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas
reading is gay
Two dumbass bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
i used to read literotica
>>221988737Right on. Yeah, I never got to the point where I physically NEEDED alcohol, it's just without it shit is so fucking boring I don't know what to do with myself . I drank every day for ten years straight, and I gotta agree with Frank Sinatra when he said "We feel sorry for those people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day" I'm inclined to agree. Nonetheless, I'm resolved to stay the course. I even bought a handle of whiskey And set it on my table so I can drink anytime I want, but the thing is I don't wanna drink so I dont
>>221988774Yeah why does it matter?
Pulling crackers out the fridgerator I was a terrible masturbatorBeen looking at Black Tail and Penthouse since I was in an incubator
whom /horny/?
doing my jobberg at the toilfactory
Ok installed a DNS profile>>221988871https://youtu.be/dH8WvayAo1M
>>221988902Haha I got the day off
>>221988902same ):
Being a slave wouldn’t be so bad if you had a good master
>>221988819Woman tier. it better not be about werewolf rape
I was going to skip work tomorrow and start my vacation early, but my boat won't arrive until tomorrow afternoon. Sucks to suck
>>221989035Enjoy your hantavirus I guess
>>221988992>Woman tieruhhh no>t better not be about werewolf rapejust regular man woman sex
>>221989072I already got the futa strain of the hentaivirus oniichan
Remember when you spilled coke all over your blouse
>>221988930nice>>221988931at least Monday morning is over
I figured out how to use Annas Archive. You don't need Qbitottent. All you need is an epub reader You copy the URL, put it in your browser, it downloads the epub and you use an epub reader like ReadEra to open it
cruise ships make me nervousall the amenities of land, at sea? don’t imagine Poseidon approves of this
>>221989238you can convert epub to pdf
>>221989251I remember I went on a carnival cruise and it felt like slave labor also I got to gamble while underage so it was cool
>Listen, I'm just saying they need to integrate more. Some of my best friends are barbarians.
>>221989251>>221989294cruises are disgusting, there was one a few years ago that had sewage backing up from all the bathrooms and there was literally shit sludge flowing throughout the halls and under peoples' doors
boughted a 5500x3d for $199 canadian doubloons on aliexpresshope I actually get it and not a pentium or some shit
Tomorrow will be in the 50s this is the grimmest Summer ever. Absolute jasonkin tier
>>221989452It isn't summer for 3 weeks
>>221989464SUMMER STARTS AFTER MEMORIAL DAY AND THE POOLS OPEN
>>221989269You can convert almost any of lento any other kinda file
>>221989382You got yourself fucked up
Moroccan king is on the DL
Y'ever fingerblast a girl and then make her smell your finger and then she doesn't like the smell and gets all weird about it and never lets you go down on her again and starts using vagina wash products?
>>221989525If she doesn't smell like a fish market I'm not interested
>>221989525im a khhv
you ever tongue punch a girl’s fartbox and insert your tongue so far you gape the anus and release straight fart in your mouth
muzzies seething about pride month
>>221989584It was more like the smell of sitting water that dripped from an air conditioner >>221989590That's weird as hell man, hope you get better
>>221989604you have such a way with words
gonna game in bed because its cold
>>221989649Cold enough to be under a blanket, but not cold enough to ski?
>>221984481There was a 4chan post analyzing this picture, it was hilarious but I can't find the screenshot anymore
None'll tell ye this but me, but women are far more filthy than men. I know that's not the perception, but it's true. Why do ye think there's so many nice smelling hygiene products for women? Because left to their own devices they are much more disease ridden and foul-snwlling than men. Yes, men will get dirty working or whatever and they will sweat and smell but that's it. You can wash off dirt and sweat easily. Women fucking bleed, fester bacteria in their gash, breed yeast and every other manner of unclean thing down there ON TOP OF sweating. Disgusting. Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies when they're well-kept, but a vanilla woman without loads of makeup and hygiene products is a vile and repugnant thing. >>221989525
>>221989620>weird as hellwhy? im most likely a perma khhv
>>221989681shut up scrote
>>221989708>why?Because our drive to reproduce is incredibly strong and it is harder not to get with women than it is to be with them They are everywhere and they want you too
Why does everyone who went to catholic school become an atheist
>>221989681Bit gay
>>221989737>they want you too
>>221989238You just hit slow server download, wait and then hit download. No idea what you mean by copying the URLIf you couldn't figure out using the website right away then you might be retarded
>>221989745i went to a catholic school and im still a catholic
>>221989745In general growing up in an oppressive environment that tries it's best to instill a sense of shame in you for the sin of literally just existing doesn't lead to good results
expect the unexpectable
>>221989759Yes?
>>221989238>Annas ArchiveWasn't that an asstr thing?
>>221989343
Why do people hate their own voices?
>>221989792it's okay. you're too naive to understand
dah bih gah
>>221989664
I usually don’t dream but last night I was hanging out with mega qt in muh dream. It felt so real. Kinda sad that it’ll never be real
>>221989829There's been multiple studies on people hating their own voice actually, if I remember correctly it usually boils down to most people thinking that their voice sounds neutral and smoother than it is and then when they hear it played back they suddenly are able to hear their own emotions and it doesn't match with the image of themselves in their head and they can't cope with not being cool and smarter than everyone else
>>221989829For me it sounds fried and rough
>>221989881Had a dream that I was eating a huge ass bowl of mac and cheese, so I woke up and made some mac and cheese and ate it in my underwear in front of the TV before work
Strange thread
>>221989801No idea what asstr is
>>221989827I loved this character
>>221989837Don't blame other people for your lack of self esteem. Unless you are severely deformed what is your problem?
>>221989939Ho to bed, Hideo.
>>221989976Since when did normies start habituatin here? Fuck of to Xitter, you fuck
>>221989965literotica before literotica, the main archiver died so all the archives of it recently disappeared, sad state of affairs even if most of it was complete and total garbage
Sperm is a gold mine. There are so many dikes out there going for IvF Just start a sperm bank and market your sperm to dykes. You'll be so rich
>>221990037>Literotica before LiteroticaThat has to be older than fuck cuz Literotica was around in the late 90s
>>221990047Okay, I'll just do that. I was just about to ask you all for financial advice anyways
>>221990037>created 1992Just how old are you. What were the early days of the internet like?
>>221990047They don't want a beta cucks sperm
>>221990047They are very selective about who they allow to donate. Gingers, short men, and men with a family disease history are all prohibited
>>221989976i didnt blame other people tho. 100% a me problem
>>221990021/cum/ is a sex haver general
>>221990098Even dykes want Chad. LOL it's comedy for the ages. No escaping biology it seems
>>221990092I'll just use a picture of a male model on my website they'll be none the wiser>>221990098That's why it's my bank and i sell directly to the dykes without any middle man
>>221990112LMFAO no it isn't. You musta got lost on the way to Reddit, cowboy
>>221990112This. You have to be a normie to post here
My life is complete dogshit
/cum/ is an incel khhv neet general
>>221990081>Just how old are you35 y/o married boomer >What were the early days of the internet like?I miss forums
"normie" is just a way for lazy slaven betas to excuse their life problems now
>>221990162This. Sex havers OUTThe whole Internet is set up for you fucks, leave the real /cum/era alone and fuck off
>>221990105>i didnt blame other people tho.Ok sorry, you are still valid and worthy of love
>>221990191Then why hang out here? Leave and go kick it with other normie filth
>>221984481people must admit that what they like is sadly often not right for themwhy do mtf trans people who still look like men not realize this simple fact?
>>221990151Samsie 30 yrs is closer to me now than my teenage years it's so over if I don't make it by the time I hit 30 I'm going postal
>>221990138I have been on this website for 19 years and my first time was with a girl I met on 4chan. I am home. You are lost
Sex sex sexity sex
>>221990219Why are speedos so unflattering even if you’re in shape?
>>221990218Because this is a "normie" (read: anyone with the slightest sliver of self control, direction or self esteem) general
>>221990232I have been here for 20 years so I have rank over you. Plus I seriously doubt you're being truthful but I digress
Incels were never welcome on 4chan.
What’s the point of showering If I’m just gonna get dirty again
>>221990245>anyone with the slightest sliver of self control, direction or self esteemThe self is an illusion bro, wake up
>>221990232Get his ass
>>221990248It wouldn't be out of the question. I had sex with a girl in high school after we bonded over 4chan
>>221990204i'd rather give out love than receive love. the world is rather wretched place
>>221990245This nigga lost af lmfaoNo matter how much normies try to turn this into one of their spaces it will fail because of the core of what this place has always been. But please, go ahead and keep treading against the inexorable waves, it's hilarious
>>221990231I'd join you if I could get a gun
Going postal Unc ahh expression
>>221990260Wash your pussy
/cum/ is a No Flex Zone
>i have rank over youYou don't have rank over anyone congratulations on wasting your life here i guess faggot
>>221990314What are the kids calling it?
>2016 reddit tourists are now claiming to be sex-having "oldfags"
>>221990282>constantly complains about his life>literally fights people over keeping his life shitYou have only yourself to blame. Don't call people normies just because you don't like them, that term has conpletely lost it's meaning for you
>Being on 4chan for 20 yearsCringe
/cum/ is a gock loving zone
>>221990248>Plus I seriously doubt you're being truthful but I digressI actually am on this. I met her on /mu/ in like '10
>>221990348Didn't read plus you're Reddit lol
Thread moving too fast and too many normalfags itt
Enough with the intergenerational warfare, free your mind from these fictitious categories
we should have had a military coup right after we won ww2, the allied fighting spirit would have seen us through
>>221990405/cum/ is a normie general that's why it's dead on weekends
>>221990405
Incels are equivalant to troons and lgbt.
>>221990405It's just too fast for you gramps. Go back to bed
Just read this millennial article openly seething about boomers.The article is very blatantly written by GPT but the boomers replying to it are too stupid to recognize AI dictionJust an overall carnival show.Journalists are such a cringe joke today. Why do these companies even bother to hire journalists if they're just going to vomit out GPT slop?
>>221990454then why don't we have incel rights
>>221990419son no1curr or ask
Normies are the equivalent of reddit and cringe
>>221990473crine
Wanted to grow my beard out but I have a job interview so I have to shave now
>>221990462It's gotten much worse in recent years, and they still pay wall everything.
Ain't nobody
>>221990527I don’t give a fuck you piece of rotten faggot shit
I had a room mate years ago that called me a normie because I wouldn't do heroine with her
>>221990532
If you go on Pinterest there are comments having full on several paragraph declaration of live responses to clearly AI pics of women. Mostly in foreign languages
>>221990564Too early, you dumb beanerI was gonna post it at 310
>>221990600suck my dick kikemutt
