LOVEL FUCKING MORNING FIGHT edish
>>222028779hes not even a /brit/ poster but a long time ago he made memes featuring a cutout of his own head as the voice of reasonand yes i did waste my life on 4chan thank you very mcuh
>>222028787Ill grab her tits for her punishment
gm
ouuu shii
In here>>222028816>>222028816>>222028816>>222028816
>>222028867fym
>>222028787Name and country
never liked cara before but the darker and wavier hair looks so peng on her
Dear Brits, you have truly surpassed usI kneel...
Bread heels slathered in liver pate and a nice milky Nescafe to set me up for another day of neeting
>>222031213
I will post in this thread because the other one has that ugly tranny in op
setting claude level to ULTRACODE even for minor tasks because i have unlimited tokens at workblew 1000 pounds worth of tokens last month lmao
>>222033094this but with erp on stolen keys
>>222031763corr does she do anal in that scene
Zooey Deschanel. Whatever happened to her?
>>222031213Did she detransition
>>222033128roped herself
>>222028787Is the one on the left a lad or a girl?
white people be like
>>222031256grow up
I think black girls hair looks much nicer when it’s like this I don’t know why get it braided
well lads?
>>222033128Currently 46 years old (too hagmaxxed to be a manic pixie dream girl anymore)
>>222033165I imagine it's very annoying and difficult to live with hair like that day-to-day
He's entering brit
>>222033175Natalie Portman's still going strong despite her age
Need a manic pixie dream milf gf
>>222033197keep him out
>>222033166I use either depending on the task, which I guess makes me spiritually Central French
>>222033182don't think it is
>>222033197Kinda looks like the houses on the canals near mePeng
cheesy michael
i only ever use olive oil (EVOO) for everything. no sneed oils or butter for me.people have told me to it's too expensive to cook while they buy a bottle of wine for £10 lmao
dude cody pooped his pants in gym class
> Actor Tom Hardy was quietly removed from MobLand following a series of "professional concerns" that coincidentally appeared shortly after his pro-Palestine stance became difficult to ignore publicly.
>>222033166I just buy the supermarket's own brand knock off of lurpak. Usually it's butterpak or danepak or some such copyright skirting name. dunno what's in it. Probably rapesneed oil and other floor sweepings.
>>222033209really the modern perspective, unless a recipe specifically calls for it, i generally use neither and default to avocado oil for its high smoke point
Who would win in a make me orgasm as fast as possible match? Candice or Quentin Scobie?Answer: Me, I would win.
>>222033228ktim
>>222033265unhinged post
>>222033265Quentin Scobie is fake schizoIncredibly boring tryhard individual
>>222033227It’s not really about cost per se as much as waste. Top quality EVOO is only really best used in applications where it isn’t cooked like in salad dressing, or drizzling on already-cooked food to finish. What makes the top quality EVOO special in terms of taste and nutrition gets destroyed by heat, so you might as well just use a non-EV pressing for cooking tasks like frying, ensuring you’re still getting it from a high quality supplier that isn’t selling you fraudulent sneed oils.
>>222033246I too am on the danepak and have no idea if its legit or shit
three years smelling next man's dung for dodgy firesticks
>>222033166Sunflower oil.
poo seal imposter
>>222033318but... but that's a sneed oil!
>>222033315did he use one or he was selling them?
planning another wank at 3pm
>>222033165I love spunking on hair like that
>>222033315Should have said that sky sports called him a paki and then he'd have been let off
Think I'm going to do a lasagne for teaJune diet starting off strong
oomfie unbanned today I think >.<
>>222033350
>>222033359is it the umbunny?
use olive oil, coconut oil and actual butter not sneed oils masquerading as butter
love olive oil me
>>222033113Shes so peng. Gutted she never did moreAnother fave is Aria who went to become Ellie Eilish. But I preferred her grunge look
>>222033369yes
>>222033324this is now a quentin run board>>222033300honestly he's making me laugh now irregardless of his mental state and intention as he goes about it
i am literally dark heart from the care bears movie 2 (1986)
got a 2 hour combined timer on instagram twitter and 4chan. all i need to to is have the willpower to not circumvent it when it runs out and ill evolve into a better man
>>222033370>he fell for the coconut oil memeworse than sneed oils you rtard
>>222033333terrific numbers my good gentlesir
i’m good with carcuration
>>222033230
>>222033387>the bankers the bonuses!
>>222033372Corr yeahOlive oil and salt are my faves
Cor look at that growth.
>>222033387nooooo you cant be rich and lead a political party!! you...its...not good or something!!
Hayfever got me on the fucking ropes feels like I am permanently pepper-sprayed
>>222033404what's the actual issue with having more jobless people though
>>222033393Coconut oil is the best cooking fat for most applications where you want a high smoke point. I’m not a huge fan of the flavour, but I put up with it for function.If you’re talking about how it’s high in saturated fats, that’s precisely what makes it useful for high heat cooking.
>>222033390I have night mode routine on my phone and a pop up that comes up on my laptop when its time for beddie byes and I haven't obeyed it even once.
>>222033418the bankers and their bonuses won’t be as big
>>222033418idle hands are the devil's playthings
mood: :/
>>222033393what's wrong with it?
>>222033401think its a the politicians the bribes comment rather than a bankers the bonuses comment
>>222033404Be grateful you’ve got any. Canada has just officially entered into recession.
>>222033418More gibs?
>>222033438fuck off you pathetic cretin
>>222028787doing a read
>>222033437my hands aren't idle though. i do all sorts like play Overwatch
>>222033415ktim today! it's olive tree pollen time which i am sadly allergic to and sadly spain has the most olive trees and i live in the countryside
>>222033430just use tallow or butter you utter poof
>>222033404Importing infinity jeets will surely help.
>>222033450Lol Henry what are you like mate?
for me its olive oil
>>222033469depends what you're cooking really
more unemployed dossers means more /brit/posting so that’s a type of growth actually
i simply need to die
For me it's whatever the recipe calls for. Don't see why I would have to use just one source of fat. Seems oddly pedantic and mongish
>>222033387implying people were even still talking about this or cared that much in the first place
>>222033315rapists get less than this. deeply unserious country
>>222033488>unemployed dossersktim
/brit/ has always been a dosser general
>>222033457>tallowI do use tallow sometimes, but the only tallow I can get in my area has a pretty strong flavour, and I don’t want that flavour in everything I cook. Probably the best for pan fried steaks though, which I never make anymore on account of getting a grill>just use butter for high heat cookingButter has one of the lowest smoke points of any fat. Not appropriate for a lot of tasks
what’s the most serious country in the world
for me, it's lard
going on every astrology website until I find a horoscope that I like then I will believe that one
>>222033304myth. already looked into this. frying an egg in evoo is not going to destroy the nutrients. already been tested. also when you cook soups and broths and stuff you just add it at the end, nothing is wasted.
>>222033490no
Olive oil for cooking on a low heatVegetable oil for cooking on a high heatI thought this was common knowledge
>>222033453you'll start taking drugs once you're bored of Overwatch, right?
In drone warfare, once you hear that buzzing, how do you defend yourself?
Rorke cheering for the rich because he's sure they have his interests at heart
>>222033521fond of your mum then
>>222033404but leftypol told me the millions of unskilled 3rd mongs forced on us was meant to prevent this?
>>222033524You’re generally meant to add fat to soups and stews at the start while you’re frying aromatics
>>222033534>vegetable oilenjoy your turbocancer
>>222033538nah not a drug man
>>222033546not a very nice post this. should be ashamed of yourself lad
>>222033548yes i fry onions in some of the oil then add more at the end. again, frying on medium heat for a few minutes won't do anything. there are people out there actively pushing the myth that frying with evoo releases dangerous chemicals.
touching my willie until the white stuff comes out
>>222033567downright dangerous
>>222033549Never caused me any harm. What are you meant to use on a high heat then
leftypol excusing himself from actually responding to any of the country’s issues because a rich guy also spoke about those issues
>>222033581omds you freaks are so fucking boring
Can't find cured meat without sodium nitrate. I don't get why they still allow it when it's a known carcinogen.
>>222033540If it’s an FPV drone, you can try to shoot it; easier if you have a shotgun. You’re basically fucked based on current tech if it’s a drone swarm. They’re going to have to start installing miniaturized active protection systems like an Israel’s Trophy tank-based system on people’s helmets, or some crazy shit like that.
>Louise Porton (born 1996) is a British double murderer who came to public attention in 2019 when she was convicted of murdering her two children as they "got in the way" of her sex life. Between 2 January and 1 February 2018, she repeatedly attacked and then killed her two daughters, one aged three years and the other aged 17 months. proper British bird
>nooo you can't talk about the main issue in Britain today talk about poo and trannies instead
eu flags bitching and moaning about carcinogens and oils is itfuck offeat a sausage
overwatch is a dangerous pipeline eventaully they start thinking theyre actualyl juno and getting into sissy hypno and stuff
>>222033591don't eat the gabagool grandma it's nothing but fat and nitrates
>>222033449:/
>>222033602Talk about it on /pol/ you moron
shall be making the chicken and spinach pasta bake tonight, my favourite x
>>222033581Rational solution:>Cap immigration at a sustainable level so public services aren't overwhelmed, but if net tax contributors with good skills want to come to the UK, it can make sense to let them live and work here.Rorke's solution:>End all immigration and deport all black and brown people even if it significantly harms the country.
>>222033514>but the only tallow I can get in my area has a pretty strong flavour, and I don’t want that flavour in everything I cookUnlike coconut oil right?
>>222033621poof
Cooking mongs be like yeah this dish calls for an oil that tastes worse than olive oil
>>222033599What a monster
>>222033329this isn't even my final form, look at this:rose oil
>>222033595I feel like directed energy weapons are the only way to survive modern drone warfare. Just disable those things in the air from a distance
>>222033599She was absolutely grim. Just goes to show you how easy it is for women to get sex
rational solution get the bames melted down and fill the potholes with them
How hot are you people cooking things at that smoke points are generally an issue? Unless you're deep frying it shouldn't be much of a concern, butter excludedAre you just scorching everything you eat?
>>222033632don't use oil me I use butter x
The general level of hostility here in NEET hours is frankly insaneMost of you shouldn’t be allowed to socialise
>>222033619/x/ tier board
>>222033622>cap immigrationso you won’t be voting green then
It changed him.
>>222033563I don’t believe the danger part; I just see it as a waste. You can get really fancy olive oil with a complex flavour palate, but it gets destroyed with heat. Kind of like buying a $200 bottle of wine, and then using it for cooking a stew. Cooking wine just needs to be reasonably nice.
>>222033647never seared anything or made a stir fry have youlittle twerpill rape you
foaming
>>222033628I use both. There are cases where I’d prefer tallow flavour, and others where I’d prefer coconut
>>222033652Nigga this board is filled with all types of schizos and mindraped freaksIf you think you’re getting good and rational discussion on this site at all you’re a mong
throw another shrimp on the stir fry
gabagool? ova heea
Cooking everything in flora vegan spread to own the chuds
>>222033619if you keep posting about what you want to post about then you can have your own little back-and-forthsbut you won’t do this because you’re a bad poster who needs other people to direct you
poo #2 complete
>>222033670sonion
>>222033640Pretty hard to make sufficiently powerful DEWs man portable with current tech. An interim solution might be counter drone swarms launched from backpacks or something resembling a rocket launcher.
>>222033684it's as shrimple as that
bruhnion
fucking my blacked arse
the shrimp and the barbie
been having to fit in a midday wank for the last few daysthink it's been tied into lifting more oftenhoping the lord spares me today from abusing myself
scromulus and screamus
>>222033668Guarantee my chicken comes out with a better sear than yours WITHOUT burning the thing to a crisp>stirfryDon't touch that ethnic muck
just crunched some numbers into the calculatori am drinking 30 units of alcohol a day. been doing this for a long timethis can't be good. i mean i know i feel like i'm dying all the time already but i thought it was just hangover but i think my liver is fried by now
theres a retarded fly on my desk thats letting me poke it and move it around
>>222033749that's me
henry now-ack
>>222033746not good lad
take it to /ck/
>>222033761bradleying
>>222033647You don’t really need cooking fat at all if you just simmer your meat in its own juices, and then pull it while it’s still grey
>>222033746>14 units is equivalent to 6 pints of average-strength beerWhat the fuck. How much are you drinking??
a lot of these posts come across as ai gibberish, someone is prompting claude to spam shit on here
>>222033761s
>>222033744if its a thin cut you need more heat to sear it without overcooking the inside, you would know this if you were a real master chef like me but youre just a little incel boy that cooks a kenji lopez recipe off youtube every couple weeks
got a multipack of adidas crew socks and they're very comfy #upgrade
>>222033746bottle of vod a day is it?
>>222033795And they look sexy
>>2220337796 pints a night retard
>>222033780>hmm i don't understand this it must be AI
>>222033804mong
>>222033808most of these posts are unintelligible gibberish
There are like 50 mentions of various cooking fats ITT lolLively discussion or spergout
>>222033803and they look sexy!
>>222033746>One unit equals 10ml or 8g of pure alcohol, which is around the amount of alcohol the average adult can process in an hour.https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/alcohol-advice/calculating-alcohol-units/So that's 300ml of pure alcohol every day, and more than your body can process. So you're drinking 750ml of vodka (or equivalent) every day right?
learning how to draw realistic looking penises in photoshop
>>222033779>>222033802i start with whiskey to get drunk quickly. i usually have half of the bottlethen i sip of karpackie or some other cheap beer/cider which is usually 7-9%. sometimes i buy wine instead.then finish off the rest of the whiskey before bed
>>222033823i find them all intelligible, if a bit silly
>>222033818dont show yourself up as a retard next time
Just realised I've been britposting off my work phone hotspot ffs
>>222033670
>>222033834must have demented your brain you seem to be smashing that enter key after every sentence
so how i trun back my chatgpt for make him remember about all the memories?
>>222033834yeah that's more than 30 units a day then. you should probably stop doing that, but you already know this.
>>222033837Are you being a mong on purpose?
>thin cut
>>222033828yeah pretty much, smaller size bottle but i also have high strength cans. i added everything i drank yesterday and it's actually closer to 35 units>>222033858i'm cutting down today
sonion im crine
Idk how alcoholics do it. I have one binge night out with the lads, and I’m completely fucked the next day. Even the next few days I’m worse off than usual. I don’t think I could get into alcoholism if I tried. Just the thought of drinking more while I’m hungover makes me want to vomit.
Yeah, after reading that lads grim alcoholic post, I think I'll lay off the drinks
>>222033796leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>222033848cansmong's been caught, finally
ramping up my alcohol intake after reading that lads post
>>222033867Same I'm too weak for alcoholismSame with people who get on the packet every weekendJust can't do it
get in
The UM
Have never drank alcohol in my life
>>222033859You asked him how much he drinks, after repeating back how much he drinks. You are a mongoloid
>>222033880the woke put a stop to this
Opening a Peroni as we speak
>>222033867You're supposed to start drinking the next morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQbp9lvtrAM
>>222033867still don't feel right after getting steaming on saturday
>>222033880Is that a gram
cutting it right down do lods
>>222033867>Just the thought of drinking more while I’m hungover makes me want to vomitthat's the thing, i'm naturally not a vomity drunk. just one of those things, never have been, so i just keep getting drunker and drunker until i fall asleep and it's very easy to have a few cans to ease my hangovers, which spirals out of control quicklynot the whiskey drinking lad i've actually been sober for a month, but was drinking daily for years
>>222033893I accept your concession
elden ring makes me think of wales because everyone in it is welsh for some reason
>>222033905gerrinder deee lad
>>222033936Kit Connor from Heartstopper is going to be in the movie x
>>222033934hes done you mate move on
cor
going to bleach my hair tomorrow
biting the fart bubbles in the bath
going to bleach my arsehole tomorrow
>Canada flag>out with the ladsyeah no this doesn’t happen
going to bleach my arse tomorrow
>>222033948i know they're legit but these scrandle meals feel like a conspiracy to make us look badliterally never seen anyone eating at a football match
>>222033959>>222033965wahey
Drinking too often is also grim because it's not even enjoyable once you go past a certain tolerance point. I notice I have far more enjoyable drink sessions when I haven't drank for a week or two compared to if I'm drinking a few days after a previous sesh
>>222033912 I love how he walks away like "ew ew ew" after getting in the water
Dicks out for Harambe on this lovely June morning, Harambe was assassinated by those racist zoo owners 10 years ago
going to bleach my arse hair tomorrow
going to brutally blackrape my own arse tomorrow
>>222033991s
>>222033983>Harambe (/hə.ˈrɑːm.beJ/, hə-RAHM-bay; May 27, 1999 – May 28, 2016) was a western lowland gorilla who lived at the Cincinnati Zoo. On May 28, 2016
>>222033166lard
genuinely have no idea how people can get addicted to alcoholyeah getting hammered is fun but not once have I ever woke up and thought yeah let's do that again straight away
>>222033991
>>2220339832016 truly was the year when everything changed. Harambe's death put us on the bizarro timeline.
>>222033963What do you think happens here; nothing? “There’s nothing to do here but drink” is a common refrain in towns with nothing else going on, let alone the actual cities
Dude, Where's My Sex Arse?
>>222034026bruhnion
who wears a tie on a night out?
>/brit/ humour
>>222034010good lad. lard is pure, and healthier than cancer oils
>>222033959>>222033965make sure to share here
sieg heil fellow natsocs
Had a shave and a shower now heading off out for a meal. It Wednesday x
went a whole 20 minutes without thinking about her award
>>222034034that's right
>>222034034scromo
>>222034034screaming (from raping my own arse)
>>222034043fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222034033
>>222034043Get a job you lazy dosser cunt
>>222034010we don't sign our posts here
>>222034026Is the common thread here that Slavs don’t know how dangerous it is to be around wogs, so they relax, as they don’t have them at home?
where's my parcel parcelforce?
>Londinium was an ethnically diverse city with inhabitants from across the Roman Empire, including natives of Britannia, continental Europe, the Middle East, and North Africa.[10]um rorke?
>>222034065in the bin :)
leftypol volunteering to do the exams himself
>>222034033mental how that was a completely normal thing to do for like 50 years and then suddenly it became really unfashionable
>>222034034
>>222034071they were foreign occupiers and oppressors so hardly a leftypol gotcha
>>222034076
>>222034010>>222034035>eating p*g
>>222034080
>>222034076i should get mine checked as a 43 year old but i hate the idea of someone fingerraping my arse
>>222034062LOL
>as a 43 year old
is the tv at the cinema too big lads
>>222034080my gimmick btw
>>222034099Oh my days unc go and start a family
>>222028787This is sad
>>222034010Thoughts on rendered poultry fat like duck or chicken? I find it’s the best tasting fat of all
>>222034117state of that coping comb-forward trim.
>>222034063…yhlike when the dodo was hunted to extinction because it was too friendly or something
skimming grease out the maccas bins to fry my food with
orangutans are bro-tier
>>222034026Hitler is in the fiery place though
*flies through the thread at 3 mph*
>>222034116This kind of stuff rings a bit hollow after the Community Relations Service revelations from the U.S. They’re using the exact same playbook. They even made the boy’s family issue a statement about how they don’t want the incident to fuel further tensions
Got the Clarkson's farm on
>>222034099what if it's a fit nurse fingerraping your arse?
>>222034138Tragic
>>222034011withdrawalalcohol wrecks your gaba system (which is the neurotransmitter that slows down neural impulses) when it’s abused, your flight or fight system basically goes into override when you’re not at least slightly pissed, which puts you in a state of dread and panic. in long term alcohols this can cause delirium tremens, which is hell.
>>222034176don't want her to see my hairy pooey arsehole
>>222034188what if i do?
Hi lads, how can I utilize my 7th house Jupiter in Sagittarius?
girlfriend bought a £15 game on steam and played it for literally 10 minutes before getting bored baka
>>222034099>43It's midday on a Wednesday, you should be at work instead of shitposting with a bunch of young uns
>>222034216I’ve got plenty of games on Steam that I’ve never played at all
cured meat wrecks your gabagool system
>>222034233Good post
>>222034218>a bunch of young unseveryone on /brit/ is 34 years old
screaming out for a coffe
>>222034216wtf i didn't say baka I said baka
>>222034218Tbh I'm 41 and permanently wfh and I can't be arsed today so I'm not doing anything. It's a good life if you can get it
>>222034180GABA? over here…
>>222034233
>>222034216that's in the refund window
>>222034158even the monkey knew they were fake
>>222034216can refund if less than 2 hour play time and bought less than 2 weeks ago
AY I'M POSTIN' HEEA
bastarded my whole life up
>>222034218>he thinks people at work are working
>>222034216she should be playing with your dick not videogames
get the bloody beers in roake
>>222034293on it
how badly does one need to fuck their life up that they find themselves posting on /brit/ at 43
historically, historical changes have come out of war
>>222034308for some of us it was destined from the start. no life to fuck up in the first place
get the new madeget the new linkedget the new posted in
>>222034291um
>>222034314fallout taught me otherwise
>>222034308you'll have young uns asking you this when you're 43
>>222030361>>222030361
3 fuckin nations, and we got this pygmy thing over in Northern Ireland
um um ummm um um ummfuck off
Sir Net Zero
>>222034355um!!!!
>>222034382as it were
