dippy egg with marmite soldiers edition
>github
lunch time
optimising my wank-flow
Is now an ok time to open a beer or is it still alchie time?
>>222034407Every time is alchie time for you. Sort yourself out.
young tits
do retards really think "oh i'm just posting here in my 20s but when i get old i'll stop"what the fuck do you think you're gonna do? you think magically at 40 you'll start taking part in other activities? live a fulfilling life?if you're here at 20 it's even sadder than being here at 40. you're wasting your prime. 40 year olds have nothing better to do.
>>222034420posters with images disabled going UM
>>222034407get a grip
scandis love their programming
>>222034438>images disabledpeople really do this frfr?
>>222034418hs?>>222034439wdym?
>>222034382thanks for making the new mate
>>222034391>>222034400/brit/ not /scandi/
>>222034448i browse 4chan from the console so i can do it at work while pretending to code
the diagnosis, scranitus
>>222034448yeh. proper freakazoids
taking granberg out for a meal at the weekend for her birthday. Dunno how old she is, I want to say 86 or perhaps 87. In any case I'll give it my ol' trademark "well, 99 years young then eh who'd have thunk it?" and that will provoke her into telling me her real age.
Thanks but no thanks, you keep your cancer juice, I'll enjoy my coffee. :-)
>>222034461it's called the first amendment
>>222034471very cool, very hackerman
>>222034476this is nice x
Great, hope you're all happy with yourselves lads. You've been obsessively mentioning Quentin Scobie throughout the past five or so threads and now he's only gone and deleted his twitter account again. Give yourselves a strong hard look into the mirror.
>>222034422generally that’s what happens yeah. you have a good job, a family, more money to pursue hobbiesi’m 22 and currently unemployed. apart from the gym there is little else to do with my time. young people these days don’t have the money to be spending all day out socialising.
Absolutely cleaning up on hinge at the momentAlgorithm must have taken a liking to me Currently courting 9 fine ladies
heating on in junemad
>>222034503socialising doesn't cost money. see plenty of young people socialising for free mate.
>>222034518put some socks on you poof
tired as always even though I haven't done anything
>>222034476Fucking hate old cunts hope she dies
>>222034503>apart from the gym there is little else to do with my time. young people these days don’t have the money to be spending all day out socialising.just lying to yourself mate
>>222034501Yeah? You always do that whenever someone mentions your twitter funnily enough
sad that i missed the cooking oil chat :(
>>222034519elden ring looking bitch
>>222034503Sorry to break it to you lad but life isn't a fairy tale that gets better and better
deploying surprise in 3 2 1
baited
>>222034540Is it really funny though?
>>222034520not in my town. i live in the post industrial north. the town is half derelict. nowt to do during the day. the young people around me hanging around during the day are chavs. i go out at the weekend to the pub. i go to the gym. i apply for jobs. i walk my dog. i go visit my grandmother. apart from that, not much else to do.
raining cats and dogs out there
>>222034455any time pal x
doing the dogberg dance
>>222034558*runs outside with my pots and pans*
not illegal to photograph them
>>222034382just been fooled by an old new
>>222034558raining spooks and wogs as they used to say back in the day, can't say that anymore of course woke won't allow it you see
we must figure out who is behind all the india hate threads
>>222034503There's a lot you could be doing at home for free. Read books, learn a foreign language, learn a skill on the computer, learn to draw...you could do virtually anything.
i used to make early news you know
>>222034545as you grow up like I said and earn more money, become more independent as you live on your own, meet a woman (this is generally how most people end up), you have more time to pursue your own hobbies and interests. a man at 30 has more shit to be doing and more freedom.being here at any age is dire but I think it’s more excusable for a 22 year old neet to be shitposting every now and again from his phone than being in your 30s and sitting at the computer all day posting on /brit/
>>222034584some people are just born losers. see him reply to this with loads of cope. immediately putting up barriers to avoid making any improvements. no helping mongs like him.
Oh my fucking god shut the fuck up you insufferable cunts
>>222034584thinking of learning russian or irish actually. already half fluent in spanish. i could play the guitar also as I have it.
learning to draw yuri on the computer so as to not waste my 20s
>>222034616me?
>>222034597>as you grow up and earn more money ... you have more time to pursue your own hobbies and interestsyou're young so it's excusable but this is the most retarded thing i've ever heard said by anyone
god bless marmite
>>222034611look at his face, he knows he's got his trousers on backwards
>>222034597nigga your early to mid 20s are the prime of your life, don’t waste them t. man in his mid 20s who kind of did
>>222034618I'm learning russian myself. Haven't been taking it as seriously as I should have but it's fun.
>>222034603how do you know i’m not making improvements? i’m in good shape. i eat fine. my social skills are developed. just because i post here every now and again doesn’t mean you’re a complete loser. i’m not even saying there’s no value in self improvement or i could technically be doing better things with my time (i could), like some people do here. i’m just saying habitual posting here every now and again doesn’t doom you in life. the only reason people say it’s all downhill from here is because those people don’t do anything with their lives. for many people, life gets better as you age. all what you make of it.
>>222034597you have it backward
older people dont persue hobbies they just get home tired from work and watch TV until it's bedtime
>>222034641tom scott on hot ones
>oh no i don't have any money for my hobbies and socialising>i have to wait until i'm old to do anything>better spend the next 10 years posting on /brit/
I spent my mid 20s working a dead end job and wanking
wanked a pensioner so hard for DofE that I go to buckingham palace and get wanked by the big man himself
Guaranteed if I gave that freak incel 50k to pursue his interests he wouldn't do shit it other than take away and video games
decided i'm not going to be racist anymore
>>222034642mentally and physically yesfinancially often not. this was my point. to be going out and doing lots of things requires money, which can be hard to come by at this age. it’s not as if i’m hiding away from the world. i’m skint. and unemployed currently (i have worked before and am qualified so not completely hopeless), so day to day I can (afford) to do little. I still go out at the weekends though and have an active social life. i’m doing the best i can at this age. perhaps kicking /brit/ would be another step but it’s hard done especially when bored during the day.
>still believe i'm above arse tier service jobs even though im entering my mid 20s without ever working a single jobneed to sort my self out pronto
>>222034648nice mate you've achieved the bare minimum. good for you
>>222034725dont do it. its not worth it. there are non service jobs that you can do. although maybe pub and bar stuff is ok but every other type of service job dont do it.
it was raining but now the rain has stopped and it's sunnyexplain that, leftypol
>>222034648>i'm 22 and not fat so it's okay that i have no hobbies besides gym and browsing an incel forumthe yoots are sick
>>222034724>I still go out at the weekends though and have an active social lifewhats the problem then
>>222034713the only video game i enjoy playing is battlefield 1. on the PS. that’s the only one i play. if you gave me 50k i’d spend about 1-2k on courses I want to do for my career, get a new car, and stick the rest in savings so i don’t get drunk and blow it on something daft.
Mental how peng rice is. You can put anything on it and it goes down like medicine
>>222034725you WILL be working with hoardes of people that don't speak english, its the most depressing way to earn a 'living' in this countrydo literally anything else, go be a gardeners bitch or something
>>222034759which courses and which career? please don't say computer science you're not gonna get a job as a programmer
>>222034758i don’t know. everyone here thinks im a loser runt for some reason because i’m posting here at 22. if i had a job id be working right now anyways. the only young people who can afford the time and money to be out doing shit at 1pm on a wednesday are either trust fund kids who don’t have to work or uni students (who are notoriously skint). the weekend is where things happen and I still go out then. so i don’t know what the issue is with these people exactly.
a lot of ifs and maybes coming from this condescending mong. no action whatsoever. thats why hes a loser
room smells of cheesy feet
my dream is a job that keeps me ticking over just enough to not feel like a complete wastrel, but also doesn't require me to exhaust myself and yes i want upwards of £20 an hour for my service
>>222034725Get into plumbing.>work for yourself after your apprenticeship is over>you decide what jobs to take>its piss easy work>milves will occasionally want to to shag them>pays more than office mong work
here are some animals i saw todaya bumble bee
two cats on a roof
a horse
>>222034804Screensaver tier photo. Nice.
>>222034797the self-employed life seems miserable
if you're a povvo neet runt in the internet age then you deserve it 2bh
a different sort of bee
>>222034810very good
getting blacked
>>222034810moo :)
>>222034835hoverfly. not a bee
a rook? on a castle don't know birds sorry
>>222034832Depends. If you're peng, yes. Could just wank on cam for money
>>222034797not a man built for discipline and indipendence me, more of a sheep like runt freak that needs to be given a cleae direction
a sheep
>>222034832i do deserve it, don't i
some deer
>>222034854jackdaw i thinkvery nice pictures
an almost in focus large bird perhaps a red kite again i do not know birds
>>222034776compTIA +az-900ccnpcity and guilds fibre optic installationwant to do the acca at some point too and maybe a city and guilds sparky one. i’m aware all these put together are well over 2k but im not sure which ones i want to pursue exactly. im already qualified in IT and have 3 years experience, planning to go the cyber security, dev ops or fibre engineer route. that’s my plan just now but who knows what could happen.
>>222034865>>222034869hmmm
Fuck sake rorke
Retards get paid to sit on their arses all day posting on /brit/ and sending a few emails and think they're the authority on jobs and society
>>222034854>>222034877its a rook. it has pale/bue eyes
I HATE this website
>>222034854thats rorke
>>222034882https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/collins-bird-guide-lars-svenssonkillian-mullarneydan-zetterstrom?variant=39706862747726get yourself educated
really dont know what i could be doing at 1pm on a weekday in my shithole town, all my friends have work/uni
>>222034882Yeah it's probably a red kiteapparently quite rare
nobody likes me
a robin
>>222034897I've got about 2 years left of this until my job is entirely replaced by AI.My current company has already fired 20% of employees and they're not hiring when people leave.
poo done. great delivery, perfect form, complete result
>>222034824>>222034865What are you on about its class>charge £75 callout fee then £40 an hour thereafter>work about 3 calls a day on average, 4 hours per day with clients, no weekends>make £1725 a week >take 10 weeks off a year to stay under vat threshold>still making £70k plus>write off vehicles as business expenses >and all home improvements >and all the fuel>and all the bills>and half of my groceriesOr you can go work in an office or a shop for half the money (if you're lucky)
>>222034913>Red kites are no longer rare in the UK. Thanks to highly successful reintroduction programs, their population has boomed by over 2,000% since 1995. There are now an estimated 4,000 to 6,000 breeding pairs nationwide, and the UK holds about 15% of the entire global population
>>222034892Why Harambe and not Lee Rigby?
>>222034892rorke occupied government
bonus a blurry fox who saw me and ran away before i could i could snap her properly
>>222034897indeedthere is some dignity in blue collar work in that it is actual work and you know you aren’t a layabout. builds grit and discipline. many people out there stealing a living in email jobs
>>222034931why would the american government be tweeting about a dead british soldier
learning about this Austrian man named 'Adolf Hitler', you lads heard about him?
>>222034927can't do all that and be a spasticated man of inaction at the same time though
>>222034897well actually i have to go to the bank later as well
>>222034957yeah, personally the more i learn about him the more i don't care for him
>>222034939mourning what could've been an excellent rape
professorberg told me to call her on teams at quarter to two to discuss changes in my masters thesis but she's stil talking to someoneclass
bought my ingredients for my lasagne and some strawberries and some vanilla ice cream
>>222034898its not a rook
>>222034927everyone i've known that is self-employed has been utterly work all the time brained and unable to turn it off and half of them go to bed at 9pm
>>222034927doesnt fit well with my schedule of doing nothing
>>222034898well now i am confused
increase immigraion
>>222035002yes it is a jackdaw
>>222034996All adults go to work at 9pm you freak, gives you an hour of reading or sex before sleep. And some people choose to take every job they can to maximise their earnings so they can retire early. But you get to choose, that's the point
>>222035002Oh so that's what your ship in Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (2013) was a reference to
bring in sikhsbring in hindusbring in filipinos
>>222035016>All adults go to [bed] at 9pm you freak, no they don'tbizarre post
>>222034974go to zabka for some scran
we can do a million migrants a yearwe have the spacewe have the room
… lunchtime with not enough salt wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros QFs on sky sports tennis on my tv via Sky stream in home
how do you know if your gf or wife wants sex. how can you tell
It's beer o clock
>>222035031>perpetually online manchildren and night workers are "adults" nowGet a clue
>>222035028OHHH TOMMY TOMMY
>>222035054why are you bevvying at this time on a wednesday
>>222035055>The average bedtime for adults generally falls between 10:30 PM and 11:30 PMself-employed life clearly has you in hysterics
>>222034420>>222034448>>222034471In terms of hiding images via filters, there are some considerations to take into mind. Mainly the distinction between posts which have an image+text and posts which are image only.If you filter any post which has an image you end up losing valuable thread-relevant information as many people will just attach a random image to their post while the meat of what they want to say is within the text of their post. We want to remove the image but keep the text in these cases.But then we must also consider posts which have an image only and no text. In these posts we can assume that the main 'point' of the post is the image itself. If we remove the image alone as with the previous set then we are left with empty stubs, a blank box with only a post number and nothing else. We don't want that and would rather do away with the post entirely in these cases.The following 3 filters capture all that:4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.file):has(blockquote:empty)4chan.org##.fileThumb:if(:upward(2):not(:has(blockquote:empty)))4chan.org##.fileText:if(:upward(2):not(:has(blockquote:empty)))
>>222035033you want owt?
>>222035065to fight wokeness
any civil service men in
being a monk is the best job>comfy robes>grow your own food>get paid to pray to God and fast >spend day reading medieval theology and saying the rosary>develop self control over the flesh. no need for wanking or women>never have to deal with office politics, council tax, traffic or AI>eternal life in heaven when you die
>>222035095lushbergi wish we had zabka here
really would be quite content with a simple deano life
>>222035048notice how they can never answer this. they always pretend to ignore it. LOL!
>>222035065because i can
>>222035107What about the occasional shag?
>>222035072tbf he has to be up early to rod your mum's soil pipe
>>222035107>get paid to pray to God and fast monks don't get paid
>>222035048she tells me bc shes ovulating
>>222035093or just use 4chan-x and enter werk mode
>>222035107>never have to deal with office politicsthere is a lot of that actually
>>222035095
just been raped
Picture from my last trip to wales
>>222035107my great grandpa was a monk before the war but couldnt handle it and quitthey sent him out to collect money in donations for the monastery and he felt like it was wrong couldve just become protestnat now that i think of it
>>222035135so you have sex once a month
>>222035130doubt he has time for sex too busy working like all self-employed mongs
>>222035107I bet office politics is 90% of what monks actually do day to day
>chrupbox
it's not where you from, it's where you at right?
my watch is being delivered between 1:45 and 2:45 which is pretty good timing because i can wait for that then start cooking then have a beer then eat then drink my wine
>>222035154target on head for the saxon sniper
Just gonna make a spag bol laterBored
>>222034382This old man compared autistic guys to cats
>>222035174how are you gonna tell the time and know when the delivery is coming without a watch?
when you're so bored you start playing overwatch
>>222035178why would the sniper be saxon
>>222035143>>222035112they started doing pizza feel bad for the workers who have to be quasi-cooks now as well as cashiers
>>222035154like your LED beanie :)
>>222035190
Went to gymtoil on toil lunch break and didn't dry my arse properly and now I have severe itchy arse cheek syndrome this may be the end of me. Remember me as a lover.
>>222035170i watched some videos on mendicant nun orders they spend a lot of time frollicking and playing badminton and thatmaybe it's different for men
>>222035104...yeah
>>222035198he snipes saxons
>>222035215gp
Giant Maori women stuffed into high heels
>>222034382I miss being a neet because I used to sleep in all day and masturbate
Been looking at Italian holiday destinations and they all contain delicious food pictures and now I'm starving despite having consoomed my lunch already. Guaranteed to be a long and unpleasant afternoon of toil.
bro tier
wish i had vegan girlfriend who ovulated
>>222034468Timmys crush
>>222035215*prepares to rape your corpse*
>>222035168got you rattled though hasn't hewas it the salary?
>>222035211Thanks pal>>222035223Get it now
>>222035240kek this is me right now nigga
haven't been violent yet today
>>222035241go to florence, its peng, you could also hike there since its very hilly
reckon i would like to be a bottle of wine drinker daily but it kills your teeth
the black poo theory
>>222035263I am working landscaping to visit China because I thought Taiwan is cool. Honestly traveling like a broke bum is the best sadly even traveling like a bum is expensive in the UK
>>222035256he's (you) clearly the seething one thoughbeit had a whole melty over the insinuation that going to bed at 9pm was abnormal
imagine thinking monks or clergymen or any of that don't shag lolsex is about the only thing in this world that's real
>>222035273apparently there are 'dry' wines which have very minimal sugar in them. like 5 grams of sugar in a standard 75cl bottle. pinot grigio and the like. the white wine with the big foot on it
>>222035286how rich were those monks
>>222035286sika golf on these nuts
>>222035286We’re talking about Catholic monks not Buddhsit ones
>>222035286blackmailing the only people that deliberately choose to have no money bitch is retarded
>>222035286Thai monks are different. They leave their temples and go on benders and shag then they come back and say mea culpa
>>222035223why are welshposters like this :/
yes diego, you arent having sex because of your piousness, is that what you tell yourself ffs lol
for some reason I found sales person reals where the gas themselves up to knock on doors with no soliciting signs and posting cold calls of people who clearly don't want to speak to themvery grimprobably the most subhuman occupation. Like being on the dole is less parasitic than sales just scamming old people and teenagers pretty much
>>222035273liver too
they must have thought this fella was one of the monks too
>>222035286on the right without filters btwthis is what they broke their celibacy for omdz
Nigerian descent women from London is your one chance to find companionship and true love on the UK.Search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>222035286wish I could lick her pussy
>>222035341they took him back to his hotel room tbf
>>222035362you can't do that, you simply cannot do that
wasting my fucking life nigga!
>>222035362Ummerto
>>222035341this is the parasite
feeling a pizza might be the play today
rorke putting his tenner in the church collection box so his parish priest can shoot his muck up a local prostitute
>>222035341so he doesnt need a wheelchair then
steamingtoil beginswill be posting some incellious rorkesque shite later
>>222035362what did she mean by this
>>222035329you aren’t meant to have sex outside of marriagesex within marriage is celebrated sex outside of it is called fornication and is seen as sinful as it severs the sacral and procreative nature of the sexual act and causes sex to only be about lust and desire most of western society held this view up until around the 1960s. sex outside marriage still happened but it was taboo.
non alcoholic beer down the hatch
I am sad
>>222035409will continue to fornicate with prostitutes and girls i have no married thank you very much
diego keeping traditions alive because no one else will *tear forms in my eye*
>>222035399ktim some day I'll be visited by the police
>>222034382I want it
>>222035417Oink oink
>>222035409>sex within marriage is celebratedNot really. Marriage is a healthy outlet for what is a sinful instinct, lust
>>222035417need
honestly found michael jackson's dancing very weird and cringe and white mechanical
>>222035336probably a wog
Starmer FURIOUS at PMQs and SLAMS Nigel Farage after his comments about Henry Hoovervac
>>222035456>white*quite
you just know the lad who is on about sex outside of marriage being evil is himself an evil incel who couldn't get any if he tried
>>222035456yeah he looked fucking stupid
Linda LykesThe Cock InnErbumTilet, Herts
sitting down for a piss in the morning then realising I need to do a massive shit that I had no idea was there and didn't allow time foryes I sit down to piss on account of the bump at the end of my urethra that guarantees I will piss all over the seat, floor and my pants every single time if I stand
>>222035499>not pooing on company time
>>222035286no way she looks like that irl
>>222035499really appreciate your candour
>>222035499Tell us more about that bump I'm intrigued by it, have you ever had it looked at?
>>222035347knew it. Did she filter her stubby arms and hands as well?
>>222035529Bhenchod 100%
>>222035529
>>222035499ktim I also get the shakes when I wee and I often end up pissing everywhere if I don't sit down.
Votesaxon07 sentenced to 31 years for murder
>>222035347looks like she fries spring rolls at my local chinky
eaten a packet of crisps just then
>>222035546mad how this describes no one that exists
>>222035546reform are far right you thick gammon
>>222035499I also sit down to piss. I am a lazy person, liek to sit and let the pee come through, release off the pee. Men rush their pee, and afterwards they drop some pee on their underwear.Sit dow, relax, lett the pee flow from your body, enjoy the natural high that comes from releasing all of the pee
This is me. I am Gigi. Gigi is me.
>think gammon
>>222035546je deteste wogs though
>>222035417Deanos crush>Get us a kebab with garlic sauce and cheesy chips babe
new rain jacket is lushhhh so it issss
Reckon I could make amazing pizzas if I could be bothered to spend the couple of hours making dough from scratch. I'm just a very lazy boy and so will fail to do so.
we go now to Employed Woman for her thoughts on the tragic murder of Henry Novak
>>222035572She dies btw
>>222035572You are a great honking slab of a bloke with a smelly cock and bollocks
>>222035591Just use pitta bread as the base and add tomato purée and/or pesto, maybe some oregano and basil too. Then your toppings.
>>222035593he cute
>>222035593we go now to Employed Woman who is about to get her cock out
>>222034382
>her
pizza and wings ordered. little mid-week treat innit
Remember after the leave vote my friends and I got in the car and drove around town screaming "remain" out of the windowsA truly brave move on our part given the cretinous gammon which inhabits our area
Rosalind Myers sex arse
>>222035546supporting things you haven't thought through in earnest just because it's what your team is supposed to believe isn't a conviction
>>222035477this is my point you intrinsically view anyone that can’t get sex as evil. you consider them worthless. defective. to you, sex is the ultimate arbitrer of who is “normal” and who isn’t. anyone that is against people having as much sex as they want whenever they want is by definition, restrictive and evil. this is a very feminine way of thinking. “beta” as some would even say. you can see this with a lot of lads that post here. they consider themselves lowly and worthless because they are not having sex with women. they venerate and are jealous of men who do get a lot of female attention. their entire worth is based on women. if women consider you attractive, and have sex with you, you are worthy and life has meaning. if they don’t, you’re lowly and freakish. it’s backwards. you build worth as a man then you find women to marry and have children with. if you have already became a good man, women will gravitate to you anyway. your worth does not come from women’s approval or their sexual appetite.
>>222035624gp
>>222035596Wrong. Giselle and Liltotto survive the TYBW and are saved by Yhwach's assistant. They feature in the sequel, Can't Fear Your Own World.
redpill me on Hartlepool
Incellous melty
>>222035619the psychosis of leftypol
>>222035633monkey hangers
>>222035633home of Jeff Stelling aint it?
he approaches
>>222035633they hanged a monkey during the napoleonic wars because they had never seen what a frenchman looked like and thought he was one
>>222035546ktim
what was the thing your year at school used to do to annoy the teacherswe'd all see how loud we could say 'oh my god' in a porn slag voice before we got shouted at
getting more and more likely that Doctor Who will be finished after the Christmas episode which might not even be getting made eitherIt's for the best. We need a few years off
>>222035627if you are not interested in a good faith discussion. you are just another incel spewing shit derived from his misogynistic world view he developed from spending too much time on incel websites. your analysis is predictable and not insightful and you are clearly a very angry person
aoughhh employed woman... I'm an egg.... employed woman i'm a trans in the closet.... open the closet employed woman... crack open the eggshell employed woman.... aoughghhhh.....
>>222035673I bet they knew that monkey wasn't actually a french person
>>222035672let him in
so this is Rorke
>>222035689zest detector went off at this
>>222035689 in my final year of school we released 3 sheep into the school with 1, 2, and 4 spray painted on them and then when the teachers went to get the sheep out they found all the sheep had put pencils up their nose and slammed their heads on the desk and everyone got an A*
>>222035689Used to deliberately tip my chair back until it fell and I landed on the floor.
>>222035458disproportionately so
New>>222035719
>>222035697I bet they didn't. Have you ever seen a frenchman in person?
>>222035689just exist apparently :/
>>222035707actually screaming at this
just get a prossie, diegsydont think itd help you but itd at least distract you for a couple of hours so /brit/ doesn't have to hear you whinge
>>222035692laughed
>>222035689playing "flicks" on the school yard. people would flick a coin towards a wall and whoever was closest won both coins. but if your coin hit the other player's coin, you wonthe teachers saw this as gambling because it kind of is
>>222035692you never even made a point though. you just said i was an “evil incel”I said this line of thinking is backwards because you place morality and worthiness on who gets female attention, not on actual behaviour or intent. Having sex only in marriage benefits women as much as it does men. If not more, as they’re more likely to be hurt by casual sexual encounters.
>>222035734fuck yeah let's do this
right is it ever going to stop raining?looked at the forecast and it's minimum light rain every day for the next fortnight
>>222035689I used to tell the story about when my great grandfather got taken captive by turks at gallipoli and they showed him two girls pooing together on the floor with not much toilet paper there and told them that orangutans are actually apes not monkeys in the pub garden they were keeping him captive in and then he just walked away
>>222035591dough is the hardest part, there's a reason bakeries were a thing in ancient times
>>222035745crying out loud he's baiting you hard his 'the cope in' image alongside him saying you are an evil incel who couldn't get any if he tried is obvious bad faith and then you reply to him in good faith and he jokingly says you're not interested in a good faith discussion
>>222035600Fuck off you freak that's disgusting
>>222035689Used to do change places like at mad hatters tea party if the teacher left the room. Someone would shout it and everyone would get up and swap about.
