>>222035719
serious question
why do anglos love sikhs so much? they always speak so highly of them

>paying to get your house windows regularly cleaned
then it rains a day later and you’re back at square one don’t understand it really just one those silly boomerisms i suppose

>>222035738
bro-tier

>>222035738
theyre bro tier

he posted in the old so i shan't reply

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>>222035738
90,000 sikhs died alongside Britisher forces in the two Great Wars

hate when you make a post with a name attached and then you have to make an irrelevant dumb post like "poo" with the name gone just to be sure that you won't post again under that name and ruin its entire purpose

>>222035738
Bro tier m8

>>222035755
I do landscaping for boomers you don't even wanna know what half the shit they do or say

>>222035755
this is why I never wipe my arse

>Nowak continued: "Innit bad man, what bad man. You're a bad man, say you're a bad man, go on."

deserved it desu. sounds like a right neek

>>222035781
old life was kino, wish we had WWI again

rainberg absolutely pummeling my hamlet

>>222035761
Gov has sent out the weather manipulation machines to quell any uprisings

When I was a kid I remember getting kicked out of a summer camp because I threw a box of hair spray into the fire pit and the councilor just screamed leave

favourite word to describe bullshit lads
mine is "codswallop"

>>222035802
quote from man stabbed

>>222035775
why does every one of them have that round Humpty Dumpty torso

>>222035738
Er well... they... fought in some wars... mostly to defend India from the Japanese...

oh the unloveable incel freak does a lot of coping does he? thats refreshing

>>222035819
would of been so funny if it exploded and killed you then and there

>>222035802
Twat was swanning around at night with a fucking sword round his waist like he was in Prince of Persia

Couldn't handle the fact he got mugged off by a White man

learned everything i know about the ladies from /brit/ me

have a banana

jack the ripper exposed as sikh man khan rippesh

I remember that test that pinpointed where you were from depending on your dialect, and a lot of people across the English-speaking world would get somewhere totally random like Australia or the American South even though they were from Surrey, or vice-versa, but I got
>1. England
>2. Wales
>3. Scotland

I am the most /brit/ish man on here, unsullied by y*Nkery

everything is chatgpt now. no substance. no originality. just pure AI slop

>>222035852
scream

Rorke describing something he would do but phrasing it as a Rorkepost so he can feel better about himself

>>222035755
Got them cleaned once after living here for 5 years and was amazed at how clearly I could see outside, but that's faded and I'll probably wait a similar amount of time

>>222035802
How does that make him sound like a neek? He was mocking the neeky subhuman paki.

idea, may work, may not, but here it is anyways: thirdies stop with the inbreeding thing

>>222035887
He was British. Both men were British, Rorke.

yer da gets a stauner whan he sees susan boyle aha

>>222035875
phoneposter!!!! PHONEPOSTER!!!!!

>>222035896
Yawn

idea, may work, may not, but here it is anyways: kill all canadians

>>222035887
>why are they upset at us all we do is call them subhuman and tell them they have no right to live

rorke crying himself to sleep every night

>>222035907
I'm using my DS

don't like the word neek. sounds very gay

made him yawn lol

exclusively post from my phone

rorke learning yoga in order to self suck and then actually gaining a clue by seeing the benefits of yogic knowledge

zest alarm is blaring who set it off

right sorry, keep shagging your cousin then, whatever sanjay, sorry man ill stop telling you what to do then, whatever

>>222035931
remember doing this as a wee nipper

>>222035916
>>why are they upset at us
because they hate us, have a chip on their shoulder, and would love to ultimately replace us

>Stabbed? Don't think you have mate

- Police officer handcuffing man who had been stabbed

>>222035738
they were our attack dogs in british india

they lost their kingdom to us, but we respected them as fighters and blended them into the administration of india

literally the "worst" atrocity of the raj (the amritsar massacre) which indians still cry about was just sikh askaris going buckwild on protesters

when many of them moved to the west, they were a smaller a group (unlike hindus) and so were non-threatening, they are insular but not hostile (unlike muslims). and many were veterans, so they were respected.

i think the positive coverage has already been over. not neccessarily here, but in canada sikhs are disproportionately large problem due to their involvement in terrorist and separatism, using canada as a base and leading to retailiation from india's security services.

idea, may work, may not, but here it is anyways: circumnavigating africa to purchase nutmeg in the indies for muskets and selling it at a huge markup

I'm not phoneposting though

Sent from my iPhone using tapatalk

rorke thinking every pain in his chest might be the end

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Male Eurasian Bull Finch sits on the snow on a bright sunny day

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>>222035967
No you see they couldn't have possibly known he was stabbed even though he said he had been stabbed and his mouth was full of blood and he had a stab wound on his face look being a policeperson is a tough job

>>222035738
We defeated them in battle and annexed the Sikh Empire, so they were more of a noble - yet humbled - enemy than the mass of negritude in Africa

>>222035972
usually just order it from amazon if i need some

So basically it's the juice of 1 lemon, a triple shot of Irish whiskey and then topped up with Tesco brand fresh orange juice (sadly without bits)

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>>222036001
nooo don't make it about race rorke it's just a murder

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lol

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brit-a-boo orientals

microprocessors

it do be like that

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780491858624554.mp4

>>222036032
lad looks like droopy dog

Sir Bad Man

>>222035738
Noble savages. We needed them to suppress the evil borderline Jewish Bengalis

So are ACAB or are they allies who help prevent racism? Which is it leftypol?

>>222036001
Kotecha is an Indian surname. These people most often come under the Lohana clan of the Hindu religion and follow the Vaishnav tradition. Some of the families are Sthanakwasi Jain based in Maharashtra, They are basically a business community and their ancestors were traditionally merchants based out of the western states of India like Gujarat, Maharashtra and Rajasthan.

>>222035972
honestly how anyone was ever arsed to go all the way around Africa just to go east is beyond me I'd have just said too hard fuck it and never explore the pacific

henry nov-ACK

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this is what I look like

>>222036074
no you're stealing the post a pole made earlier shame on you, shame.

saw a bird at the gym who had a face like edmure from game of thrones but had an absolutely perfect arse
definition of a butter face

UK should have just let the spanish colonise india, then they wouldn't speak english

>>222036058
You could be speaking complete nonsense and I would have no idea. I don't get all this ethnic stuff

>>222036068
you don't have a bloody choice put your hands in the cuffs and get on the boat mate

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screaming they are literally shouting I CAN'T BREATHE

>>222036096
sounds like yorkshire

>>222036053
>evil borderline Jewish Bengalis
qrd?

You can't breathe? Think you can mate.

the left have gone truly bonkers

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this is what i look like

ethnically replaced? don't fink you av mate

>>222035909
can't post this

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british police really need better crowd control tactics

get them pepper sprays or something at least

hitting rorke with a brutal bbc blast that deconstructs his body on the atomic level

learned recently that the surname menzies is pronounced mingus

can't stop pulling hairs out me beard

>>222036033
watched this anime and it kind of sucked bollocks

>>222036185
rorke gradually reassembling himself as dr manhattan

>>222036193
do you use them to cast magic?

>>222036187
yer mams a menzie lad

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

why do they never ever explain how they know their wife or gf wants sex that night. they just post it and then pretend not to see the question returned to them. curious.

>>222036222
scramin

>>222036214
got a chuckle from me

>>222036213
no I nibble the jelly and then feel the thick coarseness between my teeth

>>222036205
I liked the books, anime went too fast and was too actiony,
good enough to hook normies imo

>>222036222
don't get it

>>222036223
hs?

pineapple chimp got me acting unwise

giving the plants 30 more minutes of sunlight and then I'm closing the blinds to begin steamingtoil

love the sweet relief of a cold anusol wipe against an angry haemorrhoid

rorke following the yellow brick road to find a clue

>>222036259
Good lad

>>222036068
>Nutmeg, Mace, and Cloves: Gross profit margins on these could easily reach 1,000% to 1,500% (and sometimes higher) relative to their purchase price in the Banda Islands or the Moluccas.
they probably paid pretty well

Had spaghetti bolognese with garlic bread at the communal meal. Was lush.

rorke reaching the end of the yellow brick road and finding elton john shooting ropes up a flying monkey's back passage

>>222036025
Good way to lose all your teeth that

>>222036260
never used the wipes only ever done the cream which felt a bit gay rubbing my bumhole like a woman does her fanny

>>222036283
what do you mean communal meal

>no spaki
>no diego
>no mousenonce
Where did everyone go?

any highly observant dark empaths in?

we went on holiday once and my dad forgot to take the hamster to his mates and we came back and it was blue and hard as a brick
my little brother was inconsolable for weeks

>>222036291
fuck off you dental dickhead

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>>222036248

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>>222036303

>>222036303
yeah mate 1000 bottles of coke sure

>>222036231
their silence on this is deafening

>>222036298
I'm in prison lol

dont like youtube channels that have no videos and only make shorts. distutrbing stuff

>>222036307
Times change, people move on. Not us though. Never us.

>>222036038
Sounds like every meeting I had to nod my way through in my brief foray into management

>>222036323
still don't get it

>>222036303
I always wondered how much sugar you'd need to consume to get diabetes in one sitting, so this helps

when's skyrim 2 coming out then

>>222036326
scrinim

>>222036335
got 'horts disabled on the 'tube

>>222036334
dont belive you

any /terminal apathy/ man in?

>>222036298
It's a monthly meal I have with my social group. Only costs 2.50.

don't think 'horts works really

>>222036357
missing out on some great short form content

breaking news: some black fellas on tiktok did something

>>222036316
9 out of 10 dentists agree with me anon

>>222036335
mental that Vsauce still exists and never stopped but just hasn't made anything other than shorts in like 9 years

got the gay pork on

>>222036362
your social group? the fuck is that

>>222036346
todd howard needs to be raped

>>222036303
scr

>>222036362
does your social group consist of homeless druggies? lol. fucking stig of the dump posting in /brit/ for fucks sake

>>222036365
all mind numbing shite
just like tweets and all short form content, it rots the brain

for me it's books, movies, documentaries. big brain stuff.

or at least that's i wish i'd consume but i'm a hypocrite and come here

>>222036384
lazerpig?

>>222036346
Mongish taste

let's go doopin dental
let's go doopin dental
na na na na
na na na na
let's go doopin dental
let's go doopin dental
na na na na

>>222036405
more of a bioware man are we?

I've just baked a cake im calling elton's folly for the boys at the social group

>>222036413
she missed a bit

>>222036413
bridget phillipson on a mad one

right then

There's a small but noticeable Sikh population near me, they mostly keep to themselves and aren't disruptive. I go past them sometimes when I'm out for a walk and we exchange polite nods

Couple of them also opened an Indian grocery in town which is the only place for miles I can find decent garam masala and other Indian spices. decent folk imho

Vaginas are so gross you'd have to be gay to like them

doing the morrowind khajit walk to my local lidl

>>222036394
I reward myself each time I successfully read a page of a book by checking to see if I got any (you)s and chucking some zingers out

>>222036148
....same

>>222036417
More of a goes outside and doesn't play pretend man myself

>>222036451
hope you aren't trying to wear a full face helm

>>222036439
That's every minority before they hit critical mass

>>222036460
thought since you were french you'd be big into mass effect is all

Funny how /brit/ is full of programmers and NEETs who love to tell others "go be a plumber, even though I know nothing about it"

we’re henry nowak
we carry the flame

poo for sale

Yeah I'm a tradesmen on £8 and I have sex with Indian women when their husbands are out. Yes I don't pay tax.

remembering that thread last week where diego definitively proved the existence of god

>>222036497
Playing mario counts as plumbing experience you absolute imbecile

everyone on my youtube shorts is either a portly bald man or a chiselled jawed chad with no inbetween

Baby diapers.
For sale.
Never soiled.

peruvian villagers among the 19th guano rush: >>222036513

>>222036530
My dad works for Nintendo and he says you're lying

>>222036555
s

trademen gifs

>>222036550
>diapers
foy

you are now imagining giving a rimjob to chris spargo

>>222036038
Bob must be an engineer

going to invent pipeless plumbing and destroy the plumbing profession as we know it
so far my idea is buckets but I'll workshop it

any serious discussions being had today or is it 'post asinine crap' day?

my delivery has been delivered so i'm just going to finish watching this going solo video then start making my lasagne

cody the pitsburghland panthers just drafted laquanni bleederblowder dude im so stoked

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>>222036571
I don't know who that is so I'm thinking of spurdo

people say yeah be a plumber without mentioning that you get attacked by spiders all over your body son. doubly so in other countries

Mm falafel it's lush

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We know why rorke hates plumbers

chris spargo curly taint hairs with crusted poo in then

>>222036596
sc

>>222036597
why do the finns produce such high quality memes

niggers for sale
never buckbroken

>>222036637
It's dark and cold up there so they have to stay indoors and shitpost for amusement

Daily shootings, should have been me :(

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>>222036326

>>222036326
modern classic

>>222036649
thought they spent all their time in the sauna

just watched Who Shot Mr Burns part 1. i think Lenny did it

>>222036637
High guality memed :DDDDD

might write a book about gay porn and then make it into a film/documentary what do you think

>>222036686
sowna

Got toil tomorrow morning mental health is in the gutter

>>222036696
starring chris spargo

>>222036696
I'd rather if you made it about straight porn

>>222036691
you're right it was lenny

>>222036704
Drink some beer

might buy the 20 pack of lidl chicken nuggets

>>222036704
cheer up, lass.

watching simpson and delilah. I reckon homer keeps his long hair for the rest of the simpsons airing

>>222036704
have you met seasideMARK?

>>222036704
probably because you’re wasting your life in retail LOL

>>222036726
Drinking the day before work is a terrible idea

Have to nip to Aldi Shrewsbury tomorrow morning. Got a shag pencilled in

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>>222036721
Not Lenny!

>>222036739
drink my thick nut

>>222036696
sounds good fella
make sure you invite us to the premiere

>>222036720
that subject matter does not intrigue me as much

>>222036740
Who's the lucky fella

>>222036729
Thanks

>>222036732
Not yet

>>222036737
*Your
Mong

>>222036766
Tilde aka Employed Woman

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rat nigga

glod

>>222036346
there was less time between daggerfall and skyrim than between now and skyrim

don't reply to that bait

>>222036691
it was maggie

pathetic bait
what else can you expect from a retail runt

>>222036778
lil nigga thinks he's an elephant

>>222036778
harvest this beast for resources

>>222036801
at least pick someone believable

>>222036768
why haven't you met seasideMARK?

>>222036818
Because he lives far away from me and I have social anxiety and mental health problems so travelling alone is terrifying

>>222036810
Oh you'd love that wouldn't you

>>222036801
Idiocy you're not fooling anyone

https://x.com/RobLogic/status/2061715127003689134

fucking my computer

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>>222035719
JUSTICE FOR NOWAK

>>222036825
he will be harvested

waiting for my wireless earphones to charge so i can watch a silent movie

i'm harry dresden motherfucker

you ever met someone who actually goes to protests? very embarrassing desu

>>222036881
Confusing post, lot of layers

>>222036891
My flatmate does.

harry dresden vs bomber harris
epic rorke battles of history

>>222036919
give us some details

>>222036891
nh but i've met someone i really love but she doesnt want to be with me

>>222036913
and yet it's true. what a world we live in

>>222036947
she isnt special find someone else

got some raspberry lemonade belvoir (pronounced BEAVER)

the only people in this thread who seem like they are having fun are the australians

everyone else is clearly miserable, angry, takes everything seriously and sperges out

you never see australians argue or act like angry incels

how do i reach these levels of based?

>>222036947
me me me type post

The day my granddad died I was gooning to What a legend (porn game)

>>222036947
Good you don't deserve to be happy until you stop being transphobic

>>222036981
he was looking down and smiling on you as he ascended

>>222036936
He's a 20 something zoomer commie working at an amazon warehouse. Goes to protests against pension reforms and for the bames. He lives with his gf in my appartment.
I would do her in the arse she's got no curves but has a cute face.

Got up for literally 30 seconds to use the coffee machine and some cunt nicked my table

>>222036976
that's cos they're all drunk

>>222036965
Beggar's belief

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Still howling at this what a freak probably got about half a GCSE and believes in chemtrails

>>222036996
Grotesque affront to God's creation

>>222036984
me me me type post

>>222036976
Move to Australia. Brits overdose on vitamin D and turn happy

>>222037026
>>222037020

>>222037020
See
>>222037026

>>222037021
Why is blud so swarthy

stupid fucking tranny nonce bender CUNT

My lowest GCSE was a C in Geography. It was my last GCSE and I already felt confident I'd passed enough of them to get into sixth form so I couldn't be bothered. I made all the case studies up during the exam. I remember writing about an imaginary town in the Philippines than I claimed was located near an active volcano LMAO

>>222037053
See >>222037041

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the prospective scrannenberg

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When you reply to a post with SCREAMING how hard are actually laughing?

Pic related for me.

I got all A stars and As in my GCSEs and dropped out of uni twice

>>222037075
lush. And for the beverage?