the most beautiful girl in the world edition
aaaaaaaaah dont eat me alysa stooop someone fucking heelp meee
Simian underclass sub edition
glad i'm not the only one on steamingtoil
>"Nooooo you can only drink during the designated allowed toil times noooooo"
What can I do about a situation when I can't do nothing but there's nothing I can do
>>222037377Do something about it
only now realised that I could've pickpocketed enemy bandits to level that skill up
loving sweaty sex with alyssa liu in lieu of wanking in my dim dream enclosure of a room
right exactly what the thread needs, more brownzoids obsessing over liu, dumb cuntmong
Me golly died in the woggy
just had a particularly gruesome shittoilet water’s stained red
I’m just permanently seething. I’m so fucking pissed off at everything.I have nothing in life to be happy about.
>>222037329Tonight you fucking idiot
>>222037418
>>222037359Is that Bez?
>>222037440love her
Now I know why religitards cope with "life is a test" because mine is a nonstop humiliation ritual
reminder IMMIGRANTS saved london
>>222037356>>222037376>>222037440Ugly bitch
>>222037456religious people also say this when a 5 year old gets brain cancer
only work call of the day cancelledcan cracked
>>222037376Women wear this or gym clothes and thats it
>>222037376Why do zoomers dress as if it's the year 2000
lifetards be like nooo dont kill yourself you have so much to live for
>>222037457i wonder why people decided to leave london in the 40s
>>222037474post feet :3
I've got to go to the coop to pick up two parcels
LMAO duckduckgo can't show reddit results and people are leaving it to go back to googlehttps://www.404media.co/google-is-the-only-search-engine-that-works-on-reddit-now-thanks-to-ai-deal/for me, duckduckgo is even better now
>>222037522I don't think you do
>>222037522alri chicken lad
>>222037440do you have the one with baby clifford
>Three dead in Royal Navy helicopter crash
>>222037522Screaming
>>222037532White people join the military for China points.
>>222037523Yeah the only people who use search engines other than google are third world political dissidents or actual paedophiles
>>222037532scr
eating steamed dumplings and dipping htem in soy suace and chili oil feeling very chinese tonight
>>222037532Well there's another airframe we'll never replace.
>>222037523duckduckgo should make a similar deal with 4chan
>>222037556i switched to ddg to stop getting ai crap in my search you retardalso ddg uses google underneath just no bubbling you retard
oniggeri, or however the nips call their dumplings
why does
>>222037583>i switched to ddg to stop getting ai crapironically if you had just googled this the first result would have been it's AI telling you how to disable it in about 30~ seconds
love the coon girl
>>222037501kek they do be like that
Arise SIR Idris Elba? Your thoughts rorke?
Finding out there are still people using Google is like finding one of those Japanese soldiers in the jungle still fighting WW2 30 years after it ended. Mental.
>>222037601you could not disable the ai overview when the feature was first added and so i switchedaint switching back now pajeet
>>222037600based
>>222037523if i want to know how to do something i search "how to X reddit"
poo loading 83%
>>222037625Google is still getting one trillion hits a week. Not that weird.
>>222037621Why is Sir His Majesty King Charles of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth have his spurs on indoors?
>>222037625feel the same way about people pushing tranny rights, they cant accept that they lost and nobody gives a fuck about them
>>22203764650% bots 50% jeets.
>>222037627alri enjoy your four search results from 2008 and having your IP traffic routed through an indonesian child torture network
>>222037600catberg on hunger strike despite his bowl being full of wet food and meowing franticalky
>>222037644why would you want advice from redditors lmao
>>222037644oh so that gives you results from both X and reddit does itclever
>>222037649>The King (or monarch) wears or is presented with ceremonial spurs during their coronation to symbolize knighthood, chivalry, and military leadership. Known as St George's Spurs, they represent the monarch's duty to protect the weak, defend the church, and act as the head of the armed forces
Learning Japanese and continuing with Russian over the summer. Should I pick up either Italian or Chinese? Can do a summer course with the uni and they're the only two I'm vaguely interested in. Thinking Italian since I already know French and Romanian it should be easy
>>222037333>cute mixed olympic gold medalist>incel racist haters wasting their life on 4chaninstant karma
nigga jar
>>222037659it's funny when technologically illiterate boomers make comments like this based on random stories they heard
>>222037685dunno
tesco 'nigga' jar
You absolutely cannot convince me that Tourettes is real. There is no way in hell that there are people out there that are physically incapable of blurting expletives or whatever. I read somewhere that people with this alleged thing compare not indulging in one of their tics as being the same feeling of not being able to scratch an itch. Once I read that, I was perfectly convinced that this shit is not real. At least, it is not a neurological disorder. Rather, it is a mental health issue likely similar to OCD, if not just a manifestation of OCD itself.
now that's a proppa sloppa
reddit is awful for advicealmost every post goes the same way>someone asks legitimate question>top replies all some variation of: is some faggot telling op he shouldn't want what he is asking for and should want something unrelated or opposite instead>no one answers the question >ten years later you find it when googling
>>222037726vile
watched Who Shot Mr Burns part 2. you're never gonna believe this
>>>/pol/536326266Crazy how this works everytime
>>222037734They always downvote me for talking about Gigi
>>222037730Lushberg
>>222037507It got exploded into bits
>>222037725corrr look at that bird. Love how her nose contrasts with the camo scheme
>>222037734or someone makes a pun and the next 30 replies are all variants of the pun
nth for the gyaldem
>>222037768disliked everywhere you go
>>222037734One time I saw a thread from this British guy lamenting how difficult it is to immigrate to the United States as a white person and somebody in the comments called him>Racist McRacist pants
>>222037600Eggsellent bost :DDDDDDD
>>222037768get your girl cock out go on show us your frankenstein baps
>>222037765ok
>>222037783what a shithole
>>222037730ww1 ration scran you would eat 3 hours before getting stabbed with a rusty beyonet by a hessian
>>222037776Facts: if a guy had that level of thinning in the front you would say he's balding and try to get him on fin.
>>222037726nigga ball
Think I might go with Italian. It's one of my top 3 romance languages along with Romanian and Catalan.
>>222037730looks so goodgiving me a hankering for some poutine
i am sharing the internet with literal retards who think they've created perpetual motion devices by hooking a fan to blow another fan
>>222037820DHT blockers raise test. Should take them anyway
just created perpetual motion lads
LOL literally just got called a knob because I sent someone flying on Reddit
immigrant family being loud next door call that perpetual NOTION
goodnight yall
>>222037845That's amazing lad how did you do it?
Why am I trying to improve my health and persue my hobbies if I'm already set on killing myself at the end of the month?
just created poopetual motion lads
>>222037868Perpetual commotion would have sufficed
>>222037873just turned a fan on and pointed it at another fan to make it spin
>>222037875never kill yourself
YOU CAN PONDER PERPETUAL MOTION
Business idea: launch a massive solar panel to orbit the sun, connected to the UK with a very long cable. Should give us all the power we need.
>>222037333Mad how badly she mindraped you
>>222037904Genuinely amazing that nobody ever thought of it before, it seems so obvious!
>>222037875Don't lad, world cup next week. It'll keep you occupied in the dark thoughts
>>222037376
>>222037958mental how you can be a girl who looks like this and still think it’s over for you and need to kill yourself reckon my mental health is top notch in comparison
contemplating a nap
Get this fucking divegrass shit out of my country
Reckon it's worth going to see disclosure day at the kinoplex? Spielbergstein hasn't made a good film in quite some time
shoving an arse up my arse until I cum poo hands-free
btw there have been more /brit/ threads with the OP image than there have been threads with any picture of alysahe's obsessed
i come from a land down under
>>222037999disgraceful that usa has hosted the world cup more times than england
>Fuck up piehead at least I have a penis
>>22203773490% of Reddit is now bots posting AI slop stories to stoke culture wars nonsense. None of it is real.
Rorke was unfortunately arrested last night at a Henry Nowak protest and charged with a Section 6 Chimping Out offence. He spent the night in the cells but his lawyer is hopeful of him only having to sign the Bhenchod Register and avoid a custodial sentence.
>>222037996Considered this but got to be up for toil in just over 12 hours so not worth it
Stop talking about Henry Nowak's murder. The family said not to cause division so just stop talking about it, got it rorke?
Watching Parks and Recreation. Somewhat of a forgotten show nowadays but holds up
>>222038070Get Vickram Digwa knightedget nowaks corpse dug up and sent to Khalistan as reperations for amritsarsimple fucking as
dislike how sarcastic rorke is
how many days of cum do you save up before a potential shag?
absolutely nightmarish creps
>>222038094haha loads i shag all the time haha, definitely a shagger and not a virgin, haha
>>22203809431 years
>>222038046i dont open those posts or search for anything remotely related to culture wars usually only google for hobby or tech related stuffthe post i specifically had in mind was about modding a ps3 to make it quieterthe only replies were "dunno" or "why do you want to thats just how loud ps3s are if you dont like it then put it in another room"
need a lid of bad weed
>>222038100Rorke wearing the ones in the bottom right with his school uniform
>>222038113After your first shag you'll have to wait a long time until the next one
>>222037333Cope
im a "rapist"
>>222038071
>>222038140I'm a patient man, I can wait
that pic got the rest of the board mad
>>222038012hes the freak that posts with huge reddit spaces between every sentence and posts the creepshot vids and stuff
they call me glasses jacket and shirt man
>>222038054>the Bhenchod RegisterHasn't he been signed up to that one since birth?
>>222038038
>>222038169but i'm not a rapper
what are you lads up to then
>>222038194raping
>>222038167screenshots or archive links? I wanna laugh.
>>222038114funny because I just googled the same question and got answers in every reddit thread. maybe you're just a retard?
>>222038194Contemplating a beer run
>>222038071its lowkey very funny so is brooklyn 99 they both have problems with lame melodrama like most yank shows though
*updates filters again*
FATHER-SON?!?!?
>>222037685you can't speak any of those languages
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
>>222038210hmm perhaps perhapsnow i will hide your post so i can pretend it never happened
>>222038219you aint filtering no one lets be honest
>>222038217Yh the relationship drama is boring as shite but obviously there for the mums and women
>>222037982She was autistic, had borderline, on a vid of hers shown psychotic symptoms. Had a tough life, was a cutter too but quit that before passing on
any fleshy mass of a man in?
>>222038245yes i am its good for my mental health you see
monged out of my dumbass cranium on strong ass nigga weed watching machining videos and adventure time cartoons on youtube
>>222038194Gonna get the cans in
watching the hurricane (1999)
>>222038070They're probably legally required to say that so they can't be implicated in any resulting unrest
>>222038274time to hit the oil rigs lil nigga
>>222038273whats the problem with thisi thought chuds wanted them to stop casting ugly people
rorke complaining when attractive women are on telly
>>222037376>things that were fashionable when you were a teenager are retro now
>>222038289the family of victims in cases like this are immediately contacted by a specialist government group who plead with them to make such statements for the good of 'community cohesion'
>>222038273i don't see the difference
Reckon I'd look cute in flared jeans
>>222038262>She was autistic, had borderline, on a vid of hers shown psychotic symptomswould love to let her ruin my life for a couple months>>222038262>was a cutter tooa bit much for me
>>222038288looks good
>>222038314yes rorke, in your mind
>>222038289Don't recall the Southport families saying anything like that
>stop complaining rorke
why is this creepy mong still posting about this dead girl
>>222038314They can also threaten them with exclusion from the Victims of Crime Fund. >>222038349One of them did they were Labour voting mongs.
and what of the turtles /brit/? who will remember them when they're gone
>>>222038273why is a weird crypto neek and his ugly wife getting a netflix series anyway
Think if a relative of mine was pointlessly murdered there would be nothing that could stop me recommending the murderer was, in turn, murdered.
my 2hr social media timer is up for the day now i will stop being an idiot wastrel and level up
>>222038400WOW MAMA
>>222038400She has such a sex arse it's unbelievable
Looking forward to watching to the World Cup with the American gf
>>222038408saw one these taking a huge poo while snorkelling once
>>222038408useless animal
>>222038391>They can also threaten them with exclusion from the Victims of Crime Fund.So why don't they just say the police threatened them with this during their statement outside of courtThere is no way that shit wouldn't cause even more backlash against the police
You can't hide from us, G0r@n...:)
>>222038409plucky jew nerd with funny hair makes billions ripping off stuffy old white men whilst partying hard and sticking it to the system....until it all falls apart
catberg is my mate
>>222038340If she were still here I'd say be careful. In an old tiktok of hers she's posted a couple about being sad pushing a fella away then next week got bandages around both arms. Was the last time she cut herself thankfully
>>222038519She's fat and ugly tbf
>>222038410Valid feeling
One hour left of toil, if eagle eyed colleague leaves before then I will shortly be following, otherwise I am doomed to the misery of the final hour in its entirety
>>222038468Probably because they would prefer the money? Plus the threats will be all implicit and you can't prove anything. It's not like they're writing out threatening emails. Even though it's only a pittance, a few tens of thousands of pounds, it can be the difference between getting back on your feet and having a really hard few years.
>>222038468Oh my sweet summer child
the new ‘top as it were
>>222038547Such a fucking pointless language.
>>222038528when you're gone you won't be mourned. your beauty won't capture the hearts of men the world over
>>222038547seems to be some problem with the display those letters look off
>>222038561jaha?
>>222038547that thing looks huge
>>222038547It's all in foreign sort it out you mongo
>>222038535So basically you've made up a scenario entirely in your head and are now trying to present it as fact Nice one rorke
made a spag bol just nownot sure if the onion i used was good but ah well
>>222038490genuinely one of the fittest women alive would kill my put my face in her arse for 10 seconds
>>222037725Compulsion to respond to intrusive thoughts is a symptom of OCD, though distinct from Tourette's symptoms, which are less like a compulsion and more like an involuntary sneeze.
>>222038599nauseating
>>222038580yeah my fault i randomised the keyboard and language settings>>222038587it’s 15.6”
>>222038599Timmy blockers
>>222038634tilde
>>222038528If you belive this you're more mental than arr Kate
>>222038599fucking mesmerising fantastic arse incredible shit would plunge my nose in there like it was the last source of oxygen on earth
mad how small my willy looks in my shorts
>>222038650can you just be normal nigga
>>222038565I don't want incels wanking over me when I die>>222038649Looks deformed. Possibly FAS. Also pretends to have BPD because it's the in thing for normie cunts right now. Evil and demonic bitch
>>222038663dunno why people think it's weird to have a libidowe literally evolved over billions of years for the sole purpose of having sex
>>222038519I would be able to fix
off the porn for a while to fix my brain
british sexpat zoinked out by yank sexpat
>>222038679you are such a preformative and ugly person, please exit out of this life
matched with my sister on tinder
asked siri to set me a 20 minute timer and she did it right away
>>222038685Would love to know where you got that from in my postIt's the weird sexual comments can't you just say corrr or something like a normal person
Chatting with this lady at work, she's pretty funny
>>222038734why not shag her
>>222038744why should anyone do what you say? you're a nobody mate, no one gives a shit what you think lmao. jog on dickhead
>>222038744gay if you wouldn't nose dive into that arse like the entire human species depended on it
>>222038730Fuck off to /Britfeel/ if you want to orbit egirls you dilapidated freak
Mad how jews have destroyed europe and the white race
>>222038758Most likely she's just peng and you laugh at her jokes in desperate-for-pussy style.
>>222038769coomer melty
>>222038627no i meant thick
right well thats me ramping up the weird sexual comments just to annoy that gimp
diveristy is a strength
Desire a large and unhealthy dinner
>coomer melty
Why was 2005 so kino? Don't think any other period compares. People think the 90s were nice but the mid 2000s is when everything peaked.We got technology and internet and shit without any of the brainrot, still people met outside and the economy wasn't shite.
We are the /Brit/ team, and you're not on it. You might post here, but you will NEVER make the team.
screwing my one chance at life up through inaction
>>222038599cronem relief station
>>222038791>peng
>>222038809god i wish i were her human toilet
shut up tilde you stupid cunt
>>222038817coomers don't have melties mate i'm literally gonna wank to that pic and others and it lush
All four of the catberges are asleep
we get it, you masturbate
reaching that point in the pre-world cup days where you think England might do it this time.you know what bit before our 2nd game when they have a very boring draw and the optimism drains from you? yeah
>>222038490if she lived with me, toilet paper would be strictly prohibited in our house
Piehead's gone off his meds and he's having a megamelty
this fuckong freak of nature jealous because he will never look like her
>>222038865
>>222038862hells yeah i do>>222038865ban toilet paper and force her to live with me
If you push your willy far enough inwards it feels like you're fingering a clit
>>222038679Jealous cause she scar mogs you and actually successfully offed herself unlike your asda stunt. Sm.h an't even crash out properly you will never be a woman>>222038694FIFA world peace prize worthy if true
>>222038865thats a. fucking arse
raining very heavily outsideI myself am inside where it remains dry
>>222038878EW is fitter than any of these fat deformed hambeasts, check the archive to see her pics if you don't believe me
firing up the JAV
>>222038866literally never ever thought we can win. thats only something you do. so dont try and act like its normal
>>222038831funny how ai hasnt made anything this kino since
>>222038921im not the only one
