Kelly edition
>*annihilates rorke*
already sleepy and i've quite literally not even cracked open a beer yet
did bandits really roam the roads in medieval times like it's show in movies and games
normal people: frick YES i love this multicultural society, so much yummy food!rorke: nooooo this is genocide
nth for the baddiedem
>>222039100yes but they were bum bandits and paid by the king
>>222039079Thats neither Brook or Osbourne
>>222039127Ian: bolognese for dinner
what do you reckon melania will do when trump dies?
monioni
>Drinking cider from a lemonRemember Feeder? A great bunch of lads
>>222039127Rorke thinks he's being genocided because an Indian family moved onto his street lmao
>>222039153shag rorke
>>222039108Dont click its his willy
>>222039164YEAH YEAHIT'S JUST THE WAY I'M FEELING
poo zealand
>>222039193woke took this from you
>>222039149believe that woman has been on record as being whiteboy only
>that was buck rogers>feeder>on xfm 104.9
>>222039132she looks like princess jasmine
back to doing max level captchas won't say why
>>222039215Fuck
>>222039193glad they banned it. used to be grim going for a meal in a pub a a kid
having a good day lads?
>>222039249for me, its not doing that
>>222039149booba
>>222039268yes although i'd forgotten how long my lasagne would take to cook
>>222039215Ohhhhhh SHIT
>gingerpaedo finally fucks off>piehead now starts posting images of dead peopleIs it an autism thing?
wont catch me bragging about paying to post here
>>222039310you pay with your time
>>222039309kys
>>222039215I see people taking unnecessary risks all the time on the road and I fucking hate it. even pedestrians just run in front of cars just so they can cross the road a few seconds sooner, why are people so retarded?
>>222039309>ahhh everyone has to be an attention seeking cunt like me they can't just be a normal poster
Black pussy CHANGED him
>>222039310same. i did pay tho but i wouldnt brag
cody doing this >>222039247 and having his first hump action with another being
>>222039309Extreme loneliness causes thisYesterday he was talking about killing himself so not long now
>>222039329piehead rattled lmfao
>>222039310you pay in other ways
>>222039328well that's him done right up his smooth femboy bum then isn't it
>>222039309you are by far the worst tranny on the internet.You won’t even post any nudes.
>>222039247Girls with this kind of arse are perfect. People who go she has no ass are just black brained
>>222039247Bergs don't deserve this
paypig melty
rorke unloading his gun uncontrollably at the folsom street fair
>>222039181>>222039181>>222039181early new
>>222039288sorry, hope it turns out alright
Want to die
(8) bank account match my clothing size, that explains the price of my shoes (8)
>>222039309I'm not "piehead", I haven't wanked in a week>>222039350I've been telling anons not to off themselves
>>222039431interact with women who look like this literally all the timeshe's not all thatthough she is fit undeniably
>>222039215Wish I hadn't watched this
just had a premonition that I will die in a freak rollercoasting accident at Universal United Kingdom Resort
I joined Facebook and haven't liked anything, haven't added any friends and haven't posted anything. Yet it keeps putting peoples posts and videos on my wall.I don't know these people. Why are you showing me their shite?
why is everyone replying to the employed women without the trip
>Tim twitter updates stop>Dead woman posting beginsPiehead new autistic fixation
>>222039431the tranny freak will never look like this. will never get the same attention living or dead.
>>222039382It's literally a cat
>>222039127>>222039168
>Universal United Kingdom ResortHoly based. Big W for the UK
>>222039193Is that roy hodgson
he was the loneliest man ever… in the world
>>222039445Barret Backroom Estate
>>222039450just downloaded 4chan x to filter the tranny and belgium. costa rica going on there too
>>222039449I dont know you get off my face book account now or I shall report you
>>222039442yeah shagged them all then?
any good crime documentaries of late?24 hrs in custody and stuff like that
>>222039450It's literally just him replying to himself
leftypol reinventing the backroom lore and calling it the blackedroom
my cheeks are rosy from downing 4 packs of beeri look fucking cute lads
>>222039496nah but all of my girlfriends have looked similar to her
Funny how all of the "with Jews, you win!" black leaders of the 1960s -- MLK, James Baldwin, etc -- were blackmailed sexual deviants. They spent more time policing black anti-Semitism than improving black people's lives because they were never working for blacks.
>>222039507omg cute post
>>222039445the quiet sadness of the deanosphere (3:57:32) 1,836,828 views
If you are a conscious white person in the West you are fighting a four way war against the Jews at the top of the pyramid, their white housenìggers (cops, politicians, celebrities, judges, most of the bourgeoisie), lower level media directed brown and black violent animosity, and then finally the right wing reaction that claims to represent you but always betrays you. The only solution is a white union. That is, a collective syndicate but for the white race, where an injury to one is treated like an injury to all.
>>222039559the barrett rooms
life in america must be great from the perspective of americans(ignore environmental damage, being fat and retarded etc.)>everyone on 200k salary (unless you are poor)>big cars>massive houses>sports>bbqs>patriotismit's a like a country of rorkes who all somehow won the lottery
gonna ask for funding to make a horror film about being lost in newbuild housing estate
Do you ever think about how much of a goy chud you areI eat and drink the goyslop, inhale the vapeberg, wank to porn, watch jewtube, my whole life I am a goy farm animal
Spainfreak posting white supremacist shite like he isn't strapped into his breathing apparatus right now
>>222039590right well I've just made that joke haven't I >>222039579 you've stolen my joke
>>222039424
>>222039477Its a shape filling leggings
>>222039581Maybe 20 years ago
do it for you amen
teams (and microshit generally) is unbelievably bad
>>222039581>everyone on 200k salary (unless you are poor)
>>222039610not sure. dont think so
>>222039640https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780491858624554.mp4
>>222039484this is
have you ever had surgery /brit/?
Got the new shoe rack put together and in place. Was a bit ot a ballache to do but we got there in the end. Chilling out now.
>>222039610you stole it from his head
>>222039215get what you fucking deserve
>>222039641salaries in the us are twice what they are here (again, unless you are poor)basically if you made it in america and have a career, you are richhere the gap between rich and poor is much smallerwhich is great for poor people but for anyone with a job they are basically subsidising poor people with "mental health"
>>222039655Had rhinoplasty
>>222039640microsoft 11 is genuinely a joke in a professional settingeverything takes and age explorer crashes when you take a screenshot half the time all the apps run like pregnant chrome tabs
how do you tell if your gf or wife wants sex that night
Tommy Robinson being on record as a vocal supporter of Sikhs will not stop him from hijacking any protest movement over Henry Nowak's murder by a Sikh (and the cops). The Jew media will annoint him resistance leader and thrust cameras in his face while ignoring anyone else.
>>222039655they're going to shove a tube up my dick hole to pull a kidney stone out next month
The leftypol mantraThat didn't happen.And if it did, it wasn't that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, that's not my fault.And if it was, I didn't mean it.And if I did, you deserved it.
once knew a lass who married a dude who she knew for a couple of months, probably a shotgun wedding
>>222039704they gonna let you keep it after?
>>222039681>basically, everyone in america is rich, unless they're poorbrilliant insight from the anglo mind
>>222039718rather them test it to see what kind it is
you might think thats pretty normalthe bit i avent told you about…its actually run by a couple of chimps
>>222039648lets touch base.we just need touch base.
>>222039722thick cunt lmao you realise something between poor and rich exists? here most people neither. but if you're american and have a career you're most likely rich by any metric. spastic
>>222039507Girls with that glow are so cute
>>222039738are there different kinds?
what did he mean by this
>>222039710Its the same as the jewish mantra
>>222039687i just dont understand how they perservere in being so fucking shiteverything is TERRIBLE
we are all evil for being alive
>>222039688notice how they never reply to this. just pretend to ignore it. volumes.
>>222039762Women often steal chips off men's plate. Are you dense?
>let me tell you about your country
>>222039761
>>222039762love his unfunny boomer tweets
>>222039755>if you're american and have a career you're most likely rich by any metric.it's not true, though. i've a career, am 37, and barely JUST broke 100k salary, and begging the jews right now to loan me money to buy a condominium (a flat)making 200k is an anomaly and reserved for only a fewyou're right that the wealth gap is wider here
>>222039762seriously tho I don’t get it
>>222039442This one was a low punch, when I first saw the tweet I was like poor lass only to realise it was a girl I followed years back who I thought disappeared from the Web. Seeing she offed herself out the blue and people of all kinds shitting on her was an OOF>>222039467Facts
BAN OZEMPIC
>>222039814>barely JUST broke 100k salaryrich cunt
The thing is, if you're on 100k in London here's you're basically on the poverty line. It's the same as minimum wage anywhere else in the country. Worse in fact.
>>222039814>just broke 100k salaryyeah? mind giving some? got £234 no mates live at home unemployed
looks really good imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVlGkaCYxE
>>222039717How long did they stay together?
>>222039838hate this reddit meme they genuinely believe this
her arms around my waist she slyly hinted marriage
>>222039791never had it happened to me
may have fucked up at work. dont really care though. im bulletproof
>>222039865Probably because you've never been on a date with a woman
>>222039655Yeah for testicular torsion when I was a little lad
i dont get it
>>222039838in london it's only biomass earn less than 100k and studentseveryone who isn't has got the memo and moved outthe thing is you will clowned on by your mates if you feel discomfort paying for a £70 round
>100k salaryfuck my failure incel freak life
>>2220398141 in 8 American adults have a net worth of over $1mWhen you bear in mind the poverty of African Americans and fresh off the boat Latinx, if you're a white man you're looking at a what - 1/5, 1/4 chance?these are the facts
>>222039809isn't nigga jar that character from the phantom menace
>>222039875let's put it to the test
>>222039904never met a bullet that has stopped me yet
>>222039836>>222039840btw i was born in argentina and moved here 11 years ago (became a citizen in 2023)just move here. that's all it takes. it's easy
>>222039887
yank nibbas literally be like i ain't rich i barely broke 100k
distant cousin asked me if i had a gf and i lied and said i haveglad he didn't dig any further
wanking a cock with my arse
$100000 is £75,000 and even then $100,000 gets you less in America than £75,000 does here
>>222039889and did you have cute little bollocks?
>>222039924how can I move there? got no skills to offer. its not easy.
Tina Barrett Homes
Garn post office. You lads want anything?
>>222039938Why did you lie
>>222039960umidka stamp I suppose
>>222039957uhh marry a bonnie lassiethat's what I didit is very easyyou can get with women, right anon?
>>222039955>nooo americans are poor because they have to pay for healthcarestop browsing reddit you spackerhealth insurance is nothing. someone on 75k spends waaayyyy more on taxes here than they would on health insurance
>>222039960some post please mate
realistically who was in the right in this situation?
>>222039960Peanut MnMs and a bottle of mountain dew lad x
>>222039991please point out exactly where in my post i mentioned healthcare
>>222039960got anydem clunge crusted pasties?
>>222039999AI sloppa. Notice how the pool cue disappears from the pool table when the guy goes to punch the guy in red
The evening entertainment
>>222040014that's him done then
>>222039641that is way more than i would have guessed
>>222040014what else is it gonna be spacker? petrol? food? all that shit is cheaper in americawe are just poor deal with it
>>222039989americans hate white british people because we are fat ugly stupid and evil with assymetrical faces and underdeveloped skulls because of our genes.
Vgh....the land of carcinogenic pesticides and cancer causing E numbers....
>>222040039america is more expensive than the uk
you can tell rorke really thinks he deserve to live lol
>>222040025fookin ell i thought it was real
wow
do you like pretzels?
>>222040070take the munterpill
raping my own arse with a pretzel
>>222040087Like your dad did yeah?
SOCIETYOCIETY
>>222040084Only if they're American
>>222040070literally no one says that
If something ever happens to /brit/ we should find a way to continue /brit/ using the postal service
>>222040084yh
>>222040093mad how you wish you'd be good enough to be considered a munter
>>222040097don't see what's wrong with that incelmost of those guys were balding, fat or uglygirls are peng on the other hand
… scored a reasonably early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros QFs on TNT sports 4 on my tv via Sky stream in home …
>>222040070nth for the trannydem
>>222039999checkedand black shirt man
>>222040106says here in the Windows license agreement (by implication) that a device is a storage or platter on storageso if 4chan is illegal then having .html files (of 4chan) is, so yeah. so you could save the /brit/ thread to a .html file and send it, they edit, then send it back, and you edit and send it back (posting). then you could make your own internet without OFCOM because it is a different domain (on an intranet)
the double quarter pounder was like a father to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiLfc5nRao
>>222040145>waswhy not anymore?
>>222040084warm hot pretzel with beer cheeeeeeeese
mousey on the canadian vpn is it
>>222040161Not even a twitch
>>222040161thats a sexfoid
right well that's a female adult homo sapien with no clothing
>>222040161finally some bush
can you eat pretzels if youre ar vegan?
>>222040194NO
Take the rape pill
>>222040161i want to have.... sexual... intercourse....mmmmmmmmsex
Promised catburger he can have his tea at 17:15 pm
>>222040193nothing compared to Candice
>>222040194should be asking >>>/lgbt/
Nah but black pussy did change him it simply cannot be denied
>>222040216Oh hey there was someone impersonating you earlier they didn't have the trip!
>>222040227um
How old are you lads33 here
>>222040097:skull:
>>222040243Why the long face?
horse
>>222040243the maredem
yanks still making "lol gay" jokes in 2026 outside the school playground. so much posturing from them.
would love to have a narrowboatimagine how cosy you'd be at nightimagine how cheeky the water wanks would get
>>222040264twentyfive
>>222039753lets circle back
hate awkward dinners with friends and family when they bring their partner you've never meteven worse when they're not being talkative
Did a big fuckup at toil today. Employment prospects looking grim.
>>22204026443very sad to see young people posting here wasting their youth4chan should be mostly for older people who are stuck and home and got nothing better to do
>>222040286ok
Normie post of the year award goes to >>222040286
15 minute past 5and the first and only beer is donemight... go to the shop for more..........
>>222040264twenty onereckon i'm the youngest here>>222040300yh..
honestly i would love to scalp gyaldemfreak and crowbar open the top of his skull to poke around inside to try and find what makes him such a wretch
>>222040286mates brother brought new his boyfriend when we were at the pub recentlywas hard to enjoy the pints when all you could think about was how they were probably going home to stick things up each others arses
>>222040331think about gay sex often, do you?
Any carb loading man in?
Binged the last season of The Boys.Thought it was alright. Dodged all the spoilers barring the general vibe that people thought it was shit. No clue why.Cried when Terror died. Cried when Butcher died and they played Piano Man. Cried when Kimiko ate the cake thing.Big ball of emotion, me.
>>222040331I don’t go to the pub because I have no mates
>>222040304not really. a lot of the awkwardness comes from me not knowing what to say to them>>222040331grimprobably eyeing you up and down as well
>>22204026436 x37 in september
>turning 30 on Fridayit's over
>>222040331So when your mum and dad are there are you constantly thinking about them shagging each other too?
Rorke stopping employed woman from taking a dump in the women's bathroomhttps://x.com/goodfoodgal/status/2062085050171301910
iaaptrc
Yeah mate I too have things that I hate like when my wife goes to bed early and leaves me to take care of the kids bedtime routine alone and also when my friends turn up to my house buy bring margherita instead of pepperoni. FUCK MY LIFE!Bet no one else has to deal with stuff as infuriating as this. Bet your wife and friends are all based.
>>222040384i am a protractor that replaces compasses
>>222040373ai sloppa
Have you heard about Turboneger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHHZ_dZn6Y
Yea because gays want to shag ugly balding homophobic incels, can't get enough of them, gagging for you lot they are lmfao
>>222040410no
sex with rorke
>>222040399
>>222040331One of the more enjoyable experiences of my life is when my sister brought her annoying gay friend out who would not shut the fuck up and we were at a pub.Sisterberg was in the toilet and he was still going on and on so I just looked him straight in the face and said 'do you ever shut the fuck up?' and then say back and enjoyed my drink.He did nothing, really enjoyed shutting that bent cunt up. Hate how they go around thinking people like them and that they're normal.Sisterberg didn't talk to me for weeks after he told her a few days later.
doing a bit of packing for my holiday x
>>222040373AI is pretty good isn't it
>>222039246english roses...
gents what do we think of the new shoes?
>>222039382>>222039477>>222039619fuckin kek
>>222040449oooo you'm hard
even when i was about 7 watching bernard's watch i imagined the perverted things i'd do with it if i had it
Wish there were content creators that aren't completely pretentious or gushing over the latest hype but also aren't Karl Pickington types who just make acting incredulous about everything that isn't completely within their comfort zone their brandIn other words normal peopleJust watched a video by "Harrison Webb" and my main takeaway was how nice to it was to have someone reasonable reviewing food/blog
>>222039382'
>>222040486what would you have done to your mum
Incels have horrible mindsets. They're like the most evil people you can imagine: everything is about looks and status and nothing good exists in the world to an incel. Except they don't have sex or have anything positive in their life. It's beyond pathetic.
>>222040362You're a wizard anon
rorke putting a bucket on his head
>>222040418Genuinely if all you want is a blowie or random hole there will absolutely be a gay out there who'll do it no matter how you look. Go to a cruising spot and you will get something. There are apps that'll let you set up anon "no loads refused" meets.The downside is the blowie or hole will likely also be from an ugly balding gay rather than some primo twink.
>>222040472yeah *puts on sunglasses*sadly it's not my original post though: https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221474484/#221475957
The catberges have been fed
rorke collecting all the different cups for the mcdonalds world cup promoleftypol getting delivery from gail's
>>222039956Not anymore they have a scar through the middle
>>222040528will they make fun of my willy for not being massive
>>222040528Funny thing is loads of attractive men still shag fat ugly women and men
>>222040515sound like based gnostics to me
>>222040084yeah chocolate covered ones
rubbing my coochie
rorke
>>222040486bet you coincidentally also didn't try anything with women. you had to imagine it when she's frozenbernard's watch to incel pipeline
>>222040486you'd die quickly as all the oxygen molecules would freeze in place, restricting your ability to inhale them.you'd also be completely blind as photons would no longer be moving and entering your eyeballs
>>222040515women and most normies are the same way they just don't talk about it, of course everything in life is material and conditional do you want a broke, ugly bf?
taco bell
>>222040612pretzels are a savoury dish you arsehole
its time ladsits time to make it happen
>>222040138Bedside Pinot Grigiojust a little sip before bed
>>222040633i'd grab it and eat if when you're not looking lol lol
remember when i was younger i used to just wank sitting on the sofa watching game of thrones on the tv in the family living room
>>222040623you can overcome this with charisma, confidence, and likabilityunfortunately those are rare gifts
>>222040633closest i came to shitting myself when sober as an adult was after my first taco bell
>>222040641and they're extremely peng when coated in choc
>>222040633taco(fanny) bellend (willy)
>>222040633soft taco and a hard taco combined with american cheese.. innovative.. brilliant.. i kneel
>>222040663la femme nikita for me
>>222040643what?gain a clue?
>>222040677good post
>>222040623So you don't think love exists? You don't think someone would take a bullet for a person they loved? Everything is transactional? Parents who bring up kids only do it to be paid back later. There's no true investment into happiness and growth? Everything in the world is just cutthroat? So evil and nasty. You're villains in every sense of the word if you think these things.
>>222040410Prince of the Rodeo is a bangerdidnt the singer die?
Got cum in my pussy
cody I can't come to prom bro my mom got us Taco Bell and I had the shits in the back of her prius I'm grounded dude that was some dope taco bell though love taco bell
its time to rape your own arse
>>222040728
>>222040711SIR YES SIR
>>222040515Incels aren't uniform, you have different breeds the looks maxxers and blackpillers which could or not by mysogonists, your chudcels, your truecels. It depends on the incel community which you get
>>222040487I want to youtube but I genuinely hate the sound of my voice and get stage fright just talking to myself in my incelhovel
>>222040551Felix or Whiskas?
>>222040742No it's not that complex. Like with him >>222040623 all incels are people who fall into despair because they can only view the world in a cutthroat way without love or hope. Then they spread their despair like a disease to fortify their own incel misery.
Rorke will remember that.
