>take a piss>shake penis to get all the piss out>squeeze foreskin to get every last drop out>use a piece of toilet paper to wipe any wetness>pull pants back up and leave>5 minutes later feel wetness in pants>mfw pee stainDoes some country have an ancient secret forgotten technique to prevent this shit from happening?
in sweden we suffer from this
>>222039130How does it take you 5 minutes to realize you pissed your pants?
>>222039159What does a swede repeat when he puts on underwear?
>>222039197>"YELLOW IN FRONT, BROWN IN BACK, YELLOW IN FRONT, BROWN IN BACK!"
>>222039130Try sitting down to pee, it might solve your problem
bend down and suck your penis dry the smegma also helps your gut bacteria
>>222039130You wrote this post only to put the foreskin part to start a shitstorm. Didn't you?
>>222039305Powerful
Don't transition into cleanup right when the initial stream ends. I've read before that it can take a while for all of one's urine to travel from the bladder. I stand in front of the toilet for about another minute to try and urinate even when I don't feel anything to make sure I've emptied myself out. Afterwards, I always use toilet paper to clean the tip of my penis.
>>222039130Sometimes after I piss I take a piece of toilet paper and wrap it around the tip of my dick, put my pants back on, do the truffle shuffle, and remove the toilet paper, then flush.
>>222039130I usually squeeze it from the root to the end squeezing out everything from the deepest point. It helps.
These are the real problems the United Nations should focus on fixing
A french philosopher said it is useless to shake your penis because the last drops will always fall into your pants
>>222039130The secret technique is to reach under your ballsack and press fairly hard at the base of it, in the spot between your balls and asshole.Push toward the base of your penis like youre squeezing the pee out manually
>>222039130Literally only happens to me when I have been masturbating or having sex
>>222040237You stand at the urinal doing that? We don't do that in my country.
>>222039130Weak penis muscles
>>222039130you have prostate cancer
>>222039269I am not a female
>>222039130you need to train your prostate
>>222039130I gently press down at the base and go up the shaft, like you're squeezing out toothpasteNever had this problem
sometimes I sit down to take a piss and my massive hog slaps the toilet seat and my balls dip in the water. how to prevent this?
>>222039130FDA approved
wut. nothing comes out for me unless i want it to
>>222044506Fascinating. I’ll try this technique next time
>>222039269It literally does the opposite moron
>>222039159in austria we suffer from this
>>222039130all men of the earth struggle with this brofoids will never know of our suffering
just shake it violently dude
>>222039890C'est la vieWala, as the americans say
I change boxers right after. Very annoying but I'm going out stinking like piss.
>>222044543>and my balls dip in the waterthat's called Poseidon's kissjust drop some paper into the toilet before sitting down
Never once happened to me. >t. Circumcised jew
>>222039130Place a finger under your balls and push slightly on the space between your balls and asshole. Works every time.
>>222047211
>>222047156>stinking like piss.Women love that, nothing radiates that raw badboy aura like the stench of piss emanating from your crotch
>>222040237Only correct option ITT
>>222047211>Works every time.How many men did you do it to that you can say this with such confidence
>>222047265drunks and olden people often have piss smell on them
>>222039130There's a hadith about this and it unironically works. After you pee, tap the point behind your scrotum a couple of times, gets the last bit out inshallah.
>>222039130Drainage is required fully
>>222039130i always wear underwear like pic, it's a shit when a drop of piss fell, it slides all towards your feet and if you're using pants anything but black it will show the trace of piss on it
>>222039130Plenty of countries do.There's the German technique:>sit down to pee>shake it while on the seatThe French technique:>break off a piece of baguette>dry up your piss with it>share with your neighbourThe Russian technique:>find a Serb>piss in his mouth>have him clean you up >he thanks you for itThe Polish technique:>piss yourself>don't noticeThe American technique:>piss yourself>shart yourself so people won't noticeAnd, of course, the Israeli technique:>cut the skin off your dick>no more drips>wipe dick off on dead Palestinian anyway
