planarian edition
>>222057677squirrel worm
Sergeant Backshots tells rorke to pipe down
might try writing a letter for the first time in over a decade. not sure who to send it to. or what to write
been on the internet long enough that i can instanly tell when a poster's penis is below 6 inches
bit bored of life now ngl
>>222057694>National Black Police Associationmissed opportunity for some alliteration
>>222057717Same, usually just look for an Australian flag
>>222057721its become very repetitive
>>222057734SCREAM
It's all kickin off
>>222057732vantablack volunteer association?
sarr i so horny look at this webm of sexy arse sars
>>222057734Him? Done
>>222057734felt called out did you x
>>2220576151. Fried chicken 2. Hamburger with fries3. Fish and chips4. Spaghetti bolognese 5. Full English
>>222057734the cunt walked straight into that one
>>222057758different association leftypol already has that one
>>222057759problem?
extinct freak
are the working classes in other countries as subhuman as ours?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpbywVudzOc
>>222057795so thats rorke
>>222057759you people can't be normal about anything
This is the first link when I google his name
>>222057795rip to a real nigga
saaaar sexo boobs vageeene saaar
>>222057785oh my god sar im having a boner
I hate having to eat. hate cooking food. god really cursed us with this shit.
>>222057816are they wrong? just look at /brit/ these past couple of days
>>222057796poor australians are probably the most unfortunate mutant freak evolution of the white race anywhere on the planet
>>222057816>'White grievance'who is he quoting??
saaaar post the arses do the needful saaar
Sick of people acting like peasants had it rough, soup and bread is fucking peng
>>222057816leftists absolutely loves dismissing people's valid and genuine concerns.
>>222057854their soup and bread would have been awful
>>222057854they also got cheese and fruitthat's a balanced diet i reckon
>>222057854salt and pepper didn't arrive in britain until 1973
>>222057839is there a way for people to be angry about this that you would not consider ‘hijacking’ the issue
>>222057872and mandatory steamingtoil since beer was cleaner than water
>>222057854they are more stews (pottage) than soup
>>222057785Not really the place to be throwing those shapes is it?
>>222057886it was like 2%. they weren't steaming off it
I love how the news make sure to make it very clear in bold letters it was a Sikh man lolWhy do Sikhs not fall into the black or Muslim category where the news fight tooth and nail to avoid mentioning their race or colour?
>>222057892it's a mating dance she was clearly gagging for cock
>>222057847>who is he quoting??Dr. Aaron Winter, Senior Lecturer in Sociology (Race and Anti-Racism) at the University of Lancaster
>>222057887mm sloppy legumes with wild herbs corr
>>222057854>Salt became truly cheap, abundant, and widespread for the general public following the discovery of deep rock salt mining in the 17th centuryImagine watery broth with a piece of potato and cabbage and no salt
>>222057896Nice buzz after 10 pints
>>222057881yeah course
>>222057918doesnt mean it wasnt widely used prior to that point (it was)
>>222057913Okay and who is Dr Winter quoting?
>>222057909Shame I wasn't there. If I had been I would have subtly looked out the corner of my eye while thinking about talking to her and then never actually doing it because she's decidedly out of my league. Then I would have gone home alone.
>>222057871>>222057879>>222057918Can’t make delicious peng soup using tomatoes that would be delicious with bread without salt no?Stupid fucks
>>222057847Kojo Kyerewaa, national organiser for Black Lives Matter UK
>this is the bar for being a pervert according to zoomiesI'm literally Jeffrey Dahmer compared to these FREAKS Fertility rate plummeting to literally 0 soon.
>>222057913>Dr Aaron WinterPeculiar looking man
>>222057923most people were drinking clean water as most people were rural farmers. it was only urban folk who were forced to drink small beer.
>>222057938you status: conceded
would you rather be a fat mid and 6ft 3 or a fit giga chad but 5 ft 10
something needs to be done about them
>>222057949Depends on the era. Tomatoes came from the New World
>>222057856>some ambulances caught fire? sit down and shut up, gammon; a Jew is raging, and it’s time to listen and learn>a young gammon boy bled out whilst handcuffed by the police who dismissed his cries for help after he was falsely accused of being racist by his Sikh murderer? not the time for rage, Rorke; be quiet
>>222057965oh wow well done socrates
>>222057949they would not have had tomatoes unsalted bread is disgusting and their flour often had rocks in it
>>222057945I would have quickly downed as much booze as possible to get the courage to speak to her. She would reject me immediately and I'd get kicked out of the event for acting like a buffoon.
I'm Black.
>>222057967fat mid 6ft 3 because i can lose weight and become an even bigger chad than the 5 10 guy
>>222057978SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>222057839yesthe far right didn't 'hijack' anything they're the only reason it's being talked about in the first place
>>222057963
>>222058006ziedys bat signal lol
Glenda update: she killed another rabbit and brought it to the porch
they're noticing
>>222058024grim. all cats should be culled. vile murderous vermin
>>222057954Modern culture has done a number on men. Imagine believing the conditioning that you aren't supposed to want to fuck your friends. When I was young and had a social group I wanted to fuck literally every female friend in it. Some of them I got to. One of them I married. Zoomers are doomed.
>>222057913>It's not because they care about the victimshe’s a mind reader too?
WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE BRUV
you get 50 million quidBUTyou now shit out of your willy and every poo is an hour long painful ordeal for the rest of your life would you still take the money? (you can't change your diet btw)
>>222058050dont think you are mate
>>222058001Lol what are we like lad?
>>222058009by mid i mean ugly
>>222058031someone post the pic of the muslim green candidate next to the troon
>>222058079the pic of the muslim green candidate next to the troon
>>222058084screaming
>>222058084scr
>>222058084vgp
>>222057954saw a post on r/sex where a poster "popped the question" to his girlfriend which now means "how many other men did you fuck before me?"
Nigel Farage sucking a fag
>>222058084
>>222058037Glenda is nice, hunting for prey is her natural instinct and she's just trying to share her bounty with me
>>222058107she looks pretty but she sounds a bit nasty
>>222058084POO SCROMIJE
>>222058107cat owners are mentally ill
bacon and egg pieshove that up your ramadan
>>222058126the dutch national dish
>>222058098He's never going to be happy with the answer to that question. Much better to not know.
>>222058128>>222058037you are of pakistani origin!
>>222058079This one?
>>222058107cute cat
>>222058154cats are rasheed pets mate. rasheeds who dont give a fuck about nature or the damage cats do.
as /int/ and consequently /brit/ continues to die you can really sense how much of the thread is made up by just 2-3 schizosone day they'll be the only ones left, quite soon the way they shit the place uptragic when you think about it
>>222057677I think it's wild my dad and cousin said it was stupid that I went to the nanjing memorial and just placed a teddy bear and flowers
>>222058155Hang on that lad has tits wtf
>>222058154Don’t Muslims love cats and hate dogs though
>>222058039you married your female friend? what next, you fuck kids and animals?
>>222058153the comments made it seem like it is a normal part of having a relationship for that generation which is beyond grimi wouldn't know as i am a virgin freak you see
>>222058155She’s pretty don’t know why you photoshopped a tash on
:>
im a voracious scranner, shagger, and shitter
Moved out of my parent's house for the first time at age 28. 3 years ago I was borderline suicidal, thought I would never be in a position to leave. It gets better, bros. It genuinely does get better. Now I've got new problems, I MISS MUMBERG!!
>>222058154sorry that i don't think some fat yank's pet should be roaming around killing wildlife for no reason
>>222058181To help him cope
im a bad bitch but i still get sausage
what was meant by this
>>222058181lol I just nabbed it from Google Images and didn’t even notice the moustache
>>222058176omg heyy lol
>>222058128cats are much more important to humans than dogs in the modern world
>>222058222dick twitched at this Lol
um
>>222058024 diva :3
>>222058245she a flat bitch but she still get sausage
>>222058222
>>222058235fuck off
>>222058239no one mentioned dogs fuck off
>>222058239this berg mogs me
>>222058239Patterdale Terrier could’ve done the exact same thing. Way more efficient than cats aswel
does anyone know
>>222058239My dog is practically a sibling to me and no amount of bullshit will change that
>>222058245lengers tum
eating cat shit to increase the concentration of toxoplasmosis paraistes in my brain
>>222058262He’s a Jew; they also hate dogs, just like Muslims
>>222058291my jewish friends love dogs
in my new gaffneed to christen it with a big naked wank sesh
>>222058279Hi
the nigga terrier
>>222058279can i know
>my Jewish friends
>>222058310little nigger.
>>222058277They'd need to much exercise for a ship. Germans even used cats on U-boats
>>222058308invite us over for a housewarming party you rude bastard
rorke having convulsions and passing out after eating an entire nigga jar and waking up speaking jamaicain patois
This is my dog
>>222058332it's a flat mate if 30 people show up we'll be brushing our knobs against each others arses
cats are extremely important
>>222058331isnt that ai
>>222058341cor
>>222058334dah bih gah
>>222058368yeah it's nice and no i probably won't do that unless i get extremely drunk again
>>222058343
>>222058341lol this thread is just the same 5 people making horrible posts every time the captcha refreshes, im sure we'll all fit
are you going to rape me?
>>222058369falling for ai slop is a proud brown person tradition dont be racialist
>>222058389Not unless you force my hand
no such thing as a seeing-eye cat
>>222058388ok well can we still do the cocks rubbing on bums thing i was really hoping for that
>cats are extremely important
>>222058417yeah but only if we eat pizza and play mario kart before/after, we're not hooligans
>>222058304>Rabbi Jacob Emden (18th Century) famously argued that while keeping dogs for hunting, farming, or protection was legally acceptable, keeping a dog inside the home purely for pleasure or companionship was an unnecessary waste of time and resembled "the behavior of the uncircumcised" (non-Jews).
>>222058420cute picture
Cats can kill hantavirus carrying rodents and not pass it on to humans.
>>222058435ok
>>222058435jews are weird
>>222058208>sorry that i don't think some fat yank's pet should be roaming around killing wildlife for no reason
>>222058450That’s basically the same as the Muslim doctrine on dogs, or at least as it was explained to me by a Muslim acquaintance
cats are horrible. fortunately, ive managed to stop any more coming into my garden.
sir ephraim mirvis
>>222058464no it isn't and who cares
>>222058420mortified catberg after searching hot pussy
>>222058435He's right. Nothing more tragic than seeing some 200lb livestock guardian peeing on the lone shrub on a concrete street
>>222058458why did u facedoxx me
>>222058458the umbun
1400ft elevation gain just pottering about harrogate not bad is it
rorke noclipping into the black rooms
rorke noclipping into leftypols bum
might visit Harrogate and see if I can find anon
student watches porn and gets naked
farts have been smelling like congealed packaged ham
>>222058610screaming at this
this was the only good bird i saw today
It's open lads who are we voting forhttps://www.wildlifetrusts.org/blog/wildlife-trusts-team/get-voting-vote-opens-new-wildlife-banknotes-which-highlight-conservation
ah yes, protogf just texted me she’s got a weird period weekend gutted
rubbing my coochie
Offered the stray berge some salami. She didn't eat it the fat cunt
tomato pasta with steak being cooked as we speak
>>222058651suppose they should eat some butter and steak
>>222058616i hate you
>>222058637statistically at least one brit poster has to be a cute ftm twink irl with a boygina
>>222058660literally any food has those eLeCtroLytEs that retards love so much
the lads
>>222058679css image sprites are pointless I don't understand why websites still do this
>>222058679glory to the dprk
OCD ritual has begun
>>222058694and the cronem?
Remember during the 2016 /pol/ days when people would collect every flag they saw and make a little digital scrapbook out of it?
>>222058724the unction
>>222058718still to this day there is a general about people doing just that
Bane?
>>222057677This looks like cat from top view
>>222058731
>>222058718nigga just check on here you'll see it still exists
>>222058744>>222058758blog on
>>222058758atrocious taste
>>222058731fucked it
>>222058744good picture
>>222058780ktwm for 1.5 years
>>222058758rorke replacing one of the books with mein kampf and laughing to himself like the dastardly mutt off wacky races
travel blogs is it
>>222058705Is this for penis-averse lesbians?
>>222058801i legit wasted over a year bloatmaxxing to get my SDB to decent levels thanks to rippetoe now i do a brosplit and i couldn't care less about strength
>>222058676Can’t wait to sit down to a full meal in the middle of my tennis match
>>222058808far better than spam of egirl slags or ai black men obsession
>>222058812it for people without dads x
I don't have anything to talk with my life-long friends. I feel like I dont have a fucking life.
>>222058838
>>222058780mad that this was the go to advice for so long
>>222058829this reply just tells me you haven't got a fucking clue about nutritionyou think tennis players used to die in the middle of the match because they didn't have their gatorade?
>>222058838ktim, just a boring slug of a man
nearly ran a local 'berge over, feel awful
I put my deposit savings into bitcoin almost exactly a year ago, at 105kit's at 62k and I will never own a home
I peed myself a little bit.
>>222058858My tennis partner tried to only hydrate with water for a while, and frequently had issues with cramps and such
got to say there's been some absolutely dreadful posts in the last hour since i got uphope it improves later
hunter biden is the last white man on earth
>>222058832yeah agreed it's lovely i'm just naturally antagonistic
boring brazilian bastardboring belgian bastard
>>222057954I'm a Millennial and the lad's got a good head on his shoulders. Better than I did at his age. Mental that we used to take being a creep for granted.
JUST
>>222058873
>>222058900rorke's movie pitch be like
>>222058892well it was fine before you got here
>>222058838at least you have friends
so why did they get rid of the ip count again
>>222058873was £90 when I got involved back when i saw it on /g/
>>222058944The edit kind of makes him look like a Simpsons character
i've been coughing up black chunks nightly for eight years
>>222058873silly cunt, should have put the lot in an ISA but you fell for /biz/ memery
racismlad in?
>>222058953to make young schizophrenic men freak out about samefags
>>222058873>he thought monopoly money is an investment Total Cryptocurrency Death lol
right 1pmtime for a coffee
>>222058873in the business, we call people like you 'retards'
>>222059003downright dangerous
>>222058873Deserved desu. It's never too late to sell.
>>222059003upleft safe
>>222059003piehead going to have insomnia for a week being wreckless like this
>>222058892sorry that's probably me
should have booked my job interview for sooner. just want it over and done with you see but it's not until Tuesday afternoon
>>22205895380% of people are under dynamic ip, it doesnt work
>>222059003what the FUCK
>>222057360Are you the one from Nova Scotia/Newfoundland?
>>222058517Don't you have a job to be at?
>>222059064not today
this nigga just replied to an hour old post omds
>>222058517should walk to menwith hill lad
>>222059017ah yes buy high sell low like my dad used to say
>>222058873Meanwhile I'm up 60% on my stocks and shares ISAI suppose some of us are just more intelligent
>>222059082bit gay
gotta wait 25 fucking hours until i can drive
>>222058984the fact that womens nickers have 'acid proof' linings has ruined my life
>>222059090the fabled non-beer lager
>>222058873Be right lad.
>>222059090woke nonsense
>>222059084Ask the GME folks how hodling is doing for them
got a bit of the ol' fannois last night as a result i am very tired cos i only got 4 hours of sleep
>>222059122fucking shoulders and hands on the woman on the left holy cow that's an amazonian build woman
is fannois pronounced fan-wah?
>>222059141Fan-noir
>>222059136sorry meant right, not left
>I suppose some of us are just more intelligent
>>222059082not allowed in there cos i'm not a yankhere's what it looks like from ripley on a cloudy day
unapologetically neoliberal
>>222059141Basically
Time is 12:10Z. Thursday the 4th June. Just get the old typhoon started. Day 2 of Operation Saarception we're about to strike scam call center in eastern India. The money from the call center is vital revenue for their war effort
>>222059162t. crypto bag holder
>>222059160yeah mate. that's a bloke, you see
Bossman is on holiday so I had to walk into the brown area of town to get a vape.I came in guy went "YES SENPAI WHAT CAN I GET YOU" I meekly asked for a p-pink lemonade lost mary and pulled my card out as some other people behind the till laughedBro tried to fucking fist bump me after I paidRan all the way back almost crying while puffing on my fruity vape
>>222058214>>222058214>>222058214
>>222059226getthemfunded
scresminj
>>222059238i normally shop at my local cornershop with a white owner but he's on holidaybrowns never go on holiday
>>222059230do NOT click this
I love pink pussy
Mad how Tottenham almost had a manager called Adolf Hütter
>>222059268love are bagpuss me x
>>222059256has to be the most perfect pair of breasts i've ever seen
>>222059204Nevermind the mission got scrubbed
get it made yo ufuckign ebenders i aint possting good shit hin the old
Rorke listening to junglepussy on his 10 year old wired headphones
>>222059218Pretty much paid for my house
>>222059290I just missed it
strangely sensitive responses to these saar posts
>>22205929aaand it's gone, do we really have a resident /brit/ janny
>>222059316>10 year old wired headphonesunironically better than most shite today
tore my ringer doing an unusually big and rigid poo and now my arsehole stings and pisses blood every time i shitlovely
>>222059339corrr spaffington
>>222059339oh...
>>222059339yeah sure it was from 'doing a big poo' you bent bastard
>>222059339s
>>222059380a willy would have gone through far easier the literal caltrop i shat out
it only smellz
This makes me horny. Got a battery last month for the house, and it's charging up cheap for peak time
*slides a post-it note with 'The new?' written on it over to rorke*
>>222059464which battery systemdid you buy
New>>222059482
ok now someone make a real edish
>>222059474PW3 from Tesla. On a good payment plan
>>222057785corr I love me some slags
>>222058873Look at this posh cunt with 105k to invest in anything. I can't even afford 105 quid to wipe my arse mate.
