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PICK YOUR NONCE

>>222070340
shagging her while she plays with my arse

>>222070357
"Garry Glitter" ended up having a sexual interest in children.
Imagine my shock.

ruby

>>222070357
state of the runt who made this

>>222070357
Whatever happened with Smartschoolboy9? He had interesting lore with people finding poems and letters he had written about children in old newspapers and archived forum posts from the 90s describing sightings of him.

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>>222070357
>schofield
how many times did he fuck his wife during those 27 years?

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>Well a warm welcome to this talk

As a bloke, should you be putting your fist up hairy bungholes?

>>222070340
get her fucking SHAGGED

hate it when you get off the plane in europe and the women just start talking about your think pale skin that wrinkles easily and how you have a recessed assymetrical face and are overweight because of your bad british genes

>jammed a crest whitestrip in the tip of my dick with an ice pick
>stuck it in a vice grip
>hanged it on a spike fence
>banged it with a pipe wrench

Fi-Jee would you look at that flag!

>>222072327
happens to me EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>222072327
Every time this happens to me I pull out my bazooka and just blow up everything in sight

>>222070340
ruby is cute in some pics and totally chopped in others she needs to take care of herself

>>222072327
Sir British Genes
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/british%20genes/country/gb/

If you work a job you don't enjoy you are a bitch. Wasting your life away doing pointless shit. You're not a real person, just an idea, a character in someone else's life.

Study: Gen Xers and Millennials are dying at younger ages than their parents are

raping a pikmins arse

>>222071614
I only posted it x

>>222072350
so she can appeal to you? is that what she needs to do is it? appeal to you?

>>222072367
study: no one fucking cares

>>222070357
Sir Jimmy 'Toy Dolls Made a Song About Him' Savile'

>>222072372
how so

>>222072360
most people work jobs they don't like because if they don't they won't be able to afford rent or food

>>222072360
Nah if you work a job you don't like while having a goal and you are saving up for something better is based.

>>222072360
as opposed to you doing the extremely fufilling activity of posting on /brit/

>>222072360
ok

>>222072382
boffins care

The real red pill is part time work. You get the social benefits of employment, such as not suffering the social death that accompanies being a NEET. But without the soul crushing drudgerry of a full-time position.

Mad how Henry Nowak's death has guaranteed Farage is our next PM

>>222072372
s

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nth for the holodem

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>>222072406

>>222072386
Jimmy the Elephant
Packed his spunk
Into a schoolboy's aaaanuuuus
And off he went with an ouchy ouch
ouch ouch OUCH!

>>222072420
hated uni at the time but now miss it

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sainsburys gone rorke

>>222072379
yes

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>>222072406
for me it's takane lui

>>222072403
bookies still have reform and labour equal in odds
thing is in 3 years time, starmer will still be there and people will think twice about not backing him again

>>222072421
Was he a faggot? Thought he just like girls

>>222072436
Which uni

i hope when i'm older i can have a pure white beard

>>222072442
leftypol refusing to buy anything thats not easter eggs in solidarity

>>222072446
dont know how people simp for anime characters when they all have the exact same face

wasting away my grim incel freak life

i'm still at uni technically
albeit i'm finished and just have graduation left

>life
not arsed mate

>>222072456
i actually went to BIMM but got to stay sussex university for the 1st year

It's mad how different my life would be if I wasn't an ugly autistic freak.
It's like you get knocked down and rejected from a young age and then grow up to have zero confidence, which creates this downward spiral that it's really hard to escape from.
Meanwhile if you're pretty and relatively normal, everyone lines up to crawl up your ass and give you opportunities galore, which creates a positive feedback loop and helps you achieve more

>>222072390
>>222072391
>>222072394
>>222072396
Normie copium KEEEEEEEK

>>222072476
did u shag?

>>222072473
get it on then

>>222072482
*weren't

>>222072487
he just did a whole uni degree of course he shagged

>>222072477
ok
*kills you*

>>222072473
ktum

>>222072453
I hope he was

Mad how shit British school life actually was. You couldn't pay me enough money to go back in time and relive my school days

only reason i didn't go to uni is because i knew i wouldn't shag while everyone around me would and i'd just get depressed and drop out

>>222072487
>>222072497
yes in first year
never once in second or third
the fall off needs to be studied

Anton Chekhov: 'If you are afraid of loneliness, don't get married

>>222072482
aren't autitst meant to be really talented at certain things? why don't you use that talent to make yourself a load of money? thats what software engineers do

any 100k+ student debt but no degree unemployed live at home no mates men in?

octopusberg wants my direct debitstein

>>222072360
>>222072473
Same poster btw

>>222072485
ok

>>222072514
ktim

>>222072482
ktum

>>222072509
FONT

I almost had a girlfriend before I went to Uni but my older brother told me I'd meet so many other women at uni that I shouldn't get a gf.
Little did he know how much of an antisocial autistic weirdo I was who met ZERO women at uni. Cheers for tbah big bro

Never went to uni me cause I already knew what I wanted to do. But I did visit unis for other people, that's why I visited York actually (lovely place).

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>>222072415
ummmerino!!

>>222072446
cool 'crafter

>>222072507
Well I quite liked it, but then I went to a school in Yorkshire where the average year had 150 students and 95% of them were white

never made it as a white man
never made it as a black man stealing

having negative thoughts about the government

Might start doing ticktocks to shame zoomies off the socials. Call them pathetic incel sitting in their bedroom when on an expedition in scotland. Get some vids of me camping, fishing, in the kayak, top of a mountain, driving my nice car etc. Need the zoomies off the socials.

I went to a chavvy school where the showers didn't even work

>>222072538
you’re supposed to use your ‘taken’ status to appear more desirable to girls at uni then dump your home gf
seen this play out several times

>>222072544
did u go railway museum

give me guild wars 3

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>>222070340

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>>222072517
meds

dont get how you can be an incel in uk uni trapped in a dorm with loads of other horny 18 year olds first time away from home. literally impossible to remain a virgin under those circumstances

>>222072538
your brother cucked you

>>222072533
blud owns the floor

anyone had shared mixed gender bathrooms at uni?

Displaying how good my life is by trying and failing to bait people into arguments on 4chan international board britain thread.

sewing division and stirring up tensions in the thread me :)

>>222072558
performative unc :wilting_rose:

>>222072581
ah ha. yh..

>>222072576
She deserves better that walking up piss stained concrete stairs with chewing gum stuck to the floor. I'd give her a piggyback.

>>222072574
played that game a little ages ago i liked the little goblin cat fellers

Those tendies and chips have unironically given me a headache

Need to lay off the slop

>>222072581
female hypergamy lad
women at uni have massive egos

>>222072581
I lived with parents
so I attended lectures then slithered on back to my incel grotto

>>222072579
Thanks, I couldn't be arsed debooonking him. On the ol' cellular you see

>>222072573
No, did I miss out?
>>222072589
that's how communal bathrooms in Uni of York were actually

>>222072562
Unironically would have guaranteed regular sex. Insecure 18 year old girls would have loved the ego boost of being better than your existing gf

>>222072620
ktim

>>222072620
>attended lectures
NEEK AAAAAHAAHAAAAA

>>222072581
Lived at home, a good 6-7 miles away from the uni. Didn't even know societies were a thing till my second year, totally missed out on freshers as well. All in all a bit of a disaster desu

>>222072581
/brit/ is a wonderous place filled with fantastic and incredible improbabilities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU

>>222072559
we had really old communal showers and nobody ever used them but once when we were 12 or 13 after rugby when it had been pouring with rain and everyone was muddy our teacher forced us to shower and it was an awkward enough age as it was before having all my classmates see my tiny pecker

>>222072620
thats what most people do here, takes loads of effort to shag under those circumstances you gotta join clubs and attend everthing
for me uni was 1.5h away so i went as little as possible

>>222072606
Those stubby legs can put miles behind her

>>222072581
I went to a freshers week party and I was alone speaking to a group of girls and one of them made a joke about me having a loser vibe and I left the party earlier and never went to another one

>>222072599
My ticktock are aimed at soppy bollocks like you. Get a backpack. Get a fishing rod. Climb a mountain you little poof.

>>222072654
choon

>>222072662
women are evil demons

>>222072662
so you proved her right

>>222072665
i do that but I find fishing unethicall

>>222072647
don't understand the point of paying that much only to not go, also it was in a hopeful attempt to make friends which of course failed

>>222072665
Done that fortnite dancing dork

>>222072662
That's alright mate a girl invited me back to her bedroom, but I misunderstood and brought my mate with me only to get kicked out

clockberg be like: making ticktocks

Feel bad for any student over the last 10 years. Fucking 50K or so of debt that you'll never pay off and a constant tax for actually wanting to better yourself.
It's actually made we tax people things we want them to do less of, does the government really want less people to get a higher education and instead just work as delivery food drivers?

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just remembered this belter of a post

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>>222072694

>>222072633
>did I miss out?
they have some very nice old trains depends what u like

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>lass I've been talking to asks me to jump on vidya with her
>her weird spastic mate is also in the party chat

Might have to bail ngl this is too cringe

>>222072662
if that happened to king von he would've shot her on the spot

>>222072684
yeah
I do have a loser vibe
I still don't like people being rude to me

>>222072694
aha

>>222072694
howling, bet she was furious (for about 15 minutes then the next guy she invited showed up)

>>222072694
Mate of mine got invited back to a big tiddy goth girls room to watch the crow and he just sat there and watched the crow and then left

i made out with an insanely fit blonde girl at studio 338 in london during freshers week
she gave me her snapchat and left
never messaged her because i was scared

>>222072700
f scr

The Lone Cringer.png

>>222072700
scr

>>222070357
Where's Pete Townsend and Chris Langham

>>222072700
scream

>>222072708
gaming? grow up

honestly have to give god credit, wanking really is a godsend (aha)
imagine he forgot about that and you had to talk to women every fucking time

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>>222072665

Alright, no more mr nice guy

>>222072659
I attended a few societies
but all the friendship groups were already made and every session was just very awkward

>>222072752
imagine how many rapes there would be if men couldnt wank

>>222072742
Pete Townsend proved he wasn't a nonce he was just doing research on how a nonce would theoretically find nonce material on google. The alibi was too rock solid to have been made up on the spot.

>>222072606
she needs her throat fucked

>>222072700
roar

/brit/ got some energy tonight
better than last few days

stock market literally outperforms real estate yet any rich person is real estate speculating

make it make sense for fuck's sake
I live next to renters and they fuck up the house every weekend and landlordberg has to waddle down to daddy them

seems like you'd need decades to break even on that shite.

>>222072581
College was the only time women actually approached me. Take me back...

>>222072747
genuinely wish i could go back to doing 9 hour gaming sessions to pass time, but now i can't even do 20 minutes so instead i doomscroll twitter and shitpost on 4channel

>>222072705
I wouldn't say I'm a fan of trains but that would have been cool, I didn't know.

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>>222072620
ktim
our dorms look like concentration camps though

>>222072700
pbrscr

>>222072764
A wankerpocalpyse

>>222072742
Langham wasn't as kino as the Chosen 9
Townshend was innocent. lol

I had ate so many nights, I'm becoming skinny fat

Watching bob burgers

>>222072786
There's no way I'd spend an entire year sharing a room with someone else? How do you even manage that? Dude could slit your throat in the middle of the night, fuck that shit

get the fucking nickelback on

>>222072697
Not like there's any strong alternatives. Apprenticeships are being exploited as cheap labour, creating worthless shit courses like ' apprenticr retail assistant' and 'apprentice help desk attendee' where employers can legally pay like £9 an hour.

>>222072786
I've been to much worse here actually.

>>222072786
If your roommate is decent then it wouldn't be so bad. If they're a cunt then it would be bad.

heyyyy macarena

how the fuck have geese gotten as big as they have done?
alright, yeah, he's got a distinctive voice, ok
but you listen to the music and its nothing special at all, maybe the sort of stuff you'd hear at an open mic in a medium sized city somewhere
it has to be nepotism or something, just cannot wrap my head around it otherwise

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>Content creator fired after ‘racist’ online video goes viral

https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/i-apologise-to-nobody-comedian-doubles-down-after-being-reported-over-racist-skit-20260604-p603rf.html

>An online content creator has been fired after a sketch video in which she portrayed a white woman claiming to “identify” as an Indigenous Australian attracted widespread backlash.

>Lisa Jane Spencer posted the video, in which she appears to portray a white woman choosing to “identify” as an Indigenous Australian, to Instagram earlier this week.

>In the video, Spencer appears to mock both Indigenous Australians and those who identify as Aboriginal.

>“I’m Aunty Lisa. I started identifying as a blackfella a few months ago,” she says in the short clip.

>“And I finally feel at peace with who I am. One of the mob.”

>The video shows Spencer wearing face paint, dancing, performing a mock smoking ceremony, and sniffing a jerry-can.

>>222072786
Polska fakultet :D

in first year we'd been saying we would go out for my birthday but I was at toil after uni so didn't get home until about 9 and they'd all gone out without me so I stayed in and played runescape and nobody even texted me

do chavs/roadmen ever get educated past college?

>>222072779
was thinking the same
i think it's more to do with the topics that get brought up and spark interesting conversation
generally the more FONT posts you see from the meltys, the better the /brit/ thread

>>222072820
the canadian ones are fierce and can outcompete native species
greylags just benefit by going along behind them
personally I hate all birds bigger than ducks

>>222072820
Geese are literally the same size they've always been. I don't know what you're talking about with the voice, they all honk exactly the same to me.

URGENT if you bring your own booze to lords do you have to bring your own glasses as well??
im planning on taking a bottle of champers

>>222072809
or shag your arse

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>>222072779

>>222072836
lol no maybe they'll do a night course to retake their maths and english gcse but otherwise hell naw

>>222072841
>>222072844
the kings of comedy

>>222072845
you're not allowed to take drinks in

>>222072821
fired from being a comedian?

>>222072821
you know them abos are prohibited from seeing dead people's pictures/on film because of some voodoo hocus pocus shit?

whenever I watch an ABC (Aussie BBC) vid there's always a fucking warning to them about how dead people will be depicted in the video

utter freaks

Onto my fourth and final very excellent can of Carlsberg curtsey of Morrisons, enjoyed whilst browsing boards.4chan.org/int/brit with my fellow sex having incels

>>222072700
done him

Remember at a house party getting fed up of this woman gushing over her gay friend who could make anyone look beautiful and told her she should book herself in for an appointment.
Then I heard from some people the gay guy was gonna kick the shit out of me so I bailed because I was a little pussy and didn't want to get my head kicked in

There's some insane old commie block uni dorms here, can't believe they are allowing people to stay there.

ta ta

>Makerfield by-election poll:
>Labour: 49%
>Reform: 39%
>Restore Britain: 8%
right well that's rupert lowe utterly fucking the country over a petty grudge

>>222072877
you bodied her and it still lives rent free in her head

omg rolf harris died???

>>222072817
i tried to love in once in january and the nigger i was assigned to share the room with had a trash bag from before christmas
room smelled like carrion

>>222072888
What do they make in Makerfield

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No Armani no punani

@grok
is 39 + 8 greater than 49

>>222072860
*bows expansively*

Seriously though I've never heard of a musician called geese, is this radio1 type trash or tiktok type trash?

>>222072877
>running away from a gay lad
mate...

>>222072888
>fucking the country over
Burnham is not going to be any worse than Starmer
Also even without restore reform still wouldn't be winning

>>222072862
yes you are

>>222072888
looks like reform would still lose even if restore didn't contest it

>>222072906
Worksops.

>>222072888
Polls mean nothing every poll had reform winning Wales and then they got btfo

>>222072906
Er? Field?

>>222072924
He will implement PR, thereby preventing any Reform government, not to mention putting an end to the ILR reforms which will allow the Boriswavers to get citizenship

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I was unfamiliar with japan's shitposting game

Sup mouldie

>simpcity down again
can't a man just have a wank in peace ffs

>>222072927
only if your mate who got you tickets is an MCC member

>>222072906
nothin no more,,... cuntre's gone topot!!!!

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>>222072694
I've got dozens of stories like that lad.

>>222072911
You've got to freshen up
You know freshen up
You've got to freshen up

>>222072840
well i am a font poster so

>>222072888
Fuck this, I don't think people realise how much of a disaster this will be.
Andy Burnham has confirmed he will launch a leadership election against Kier
Burnham will probably win
Labour will go more leftwing
Bond markets will kick off
Our borrowing costs will go even higher
Burnham will insist on tax rises to pay for this
Government spending will increase nevertheless
Burnham already said he shouldn't be in hock to the Bond Markets, he's beyond clueless economically

>>222072946
I don't think Labour are particularly bothered by a Reform government now it's been infiltrated by ex-Torys

>>222072946
>not to mention putting an end to the ILR reforms which will allow the Boriswavers to get citizenship
He's also said he won't get rid of this, not least because it's one of labours most popular policies
Whether that will actually be the case remains to be seen

might try to do a penis wank
already done an arse wank you see

>>222072927
hang on you're actually right
yeah bring glasses

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Everyday its something hits me oh so cold
You find me posting by myself
No excuses for the coal

>>222072961
Corby

>>222072920
In my defence I grew up as a weedy kid regularly getting the shit kicked out of me by my older brother and his mates.
That makes you reluctant to fight, though I have toughened up a bit now

>'The Odyssey' website shows you how the film looks in different aspect ratios
https://www.odysseymovie.com/explore-formats/

Pretty cool
Of course I'll be at the BFI IMAX ONLY for the next dose of Nolankino

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>>222072915
theyre like an indie rock band that 6music were gushing over a few months ago, theyre selling out stadiums and shit worldwide, its utterly baffling when you actually hear them, pic related, album they dropped this year, all the press is going apeshit over it

>>222072961
gypsy territory

lol these reform and restorers are shitting themselves. quivering in their jackboots

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is this worth £2675/m (LONDON), 612 sqft ?

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Right but I mean the weather's turning nice....and you're holed up in some shithole in Kent rather than nipping off to a holiday in Spain, Portugal, the south of France, islands in Greece etc

Get it together yeah

I want Labour to win makerfield because then that means Andry burnham gonna take starmers job

my cat is transgender

Would you die for an idea /brit/ ?

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got the random 50 sub uni student vlog channel recommendation on

>>222073002
Going to sud de France week after next actually

>>222073013
Yes if I was a neuron

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>>222072989
>>222072996

>>222073012
remember that subreddit where trannies were saying this

>>222072999
look ok

>>222072999
looks like a fucking staff lunch room

>>222072533
s

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I call bullshit

The common good comes before individual good

>>222072961
grew up in one of those commieblocks. i kinda miss it

never had a foid interested in me in my entire life
isn't that MAD

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>>222072783
What kind of stuff do you read on X when you're doomscrolling?

>>222072961
sovl

>>222072860
lad I genuinely just read the first sentence and thought you meant birds loool

>>222073038
maybe you just didn't notice

>>222073025
TARDIS

>>222072985
im not bringing glasses they'll get smashed in my bag

>>222073038
not really
male loneliness epidemic innit

Sir Two Tier Keir

>>222073035
That just simply isn't going to happen

>>222072999
Living in Bethnal Green is not worth £2675/m

>>222073024
Reckon you don't have a brain cell to your name

>>222073035
from -160 million a year to -16 billion a year, i like that!

>>222073040
https://nitter.net/TimmyUk/status/2062559934143774806#m

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>>222073038
should go to uni

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>>222073040
/pol/ shit, gender wars and porn. this tweet straight up broke my home page

>>222073062
Slag central

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>>222073028
>>222073056
>>222073032
It's in Archway (Islington)
Comes with a communal living space

I'm a virgin and I don't really mind
not something I worry too much about
I'd like to have sex, but that's just not me
I've never been clubbing, no worries

>>222072994
psyop

>>222072888
Any info on the methodology of the poll?

>>222073063
screa

Pete Verses Life is hilarious

What is the /brit/ ideology?
What is the /brit/ worldview (weltanschauung) ?

>>222073052
worst case scenario you drink out the bottle
what stand are you in

>>222073037
My grandmother lived in one, not as bad at this, they we would actually take care of it. It was like 10 eight story apartment buildings in one. The good thing was everyone knew each other and all the kids would play together every summer - great memories, 20-30-40 kids would gather and get into shannanigans or play football all kinds of games, still have friends to this day from that period.

>>222073062
already did!

>>222073083
not a pretty nigga but my moms thinks im handsome

>>222073068
idk I live near a few nice hotel lobbies and I just go there when I need a communal living space

the last time i shagged cameron was still pm

Green Party woman on Question Time having an absolute melty over a comment made several years ago on social media

>>222073083
we are kantian evolans with a dash of neoplatonism

whats the lego scandal

>>222073109
for me it was rishi

>>222073083
banter and memes

my first bbc pee swallow

>>222073083
chebs and scran

>>222070340
thomas hardy is great. love my rubes.

>>222073109
May for me

you can actually just ask random women out and suffer zero negative consequences it's quite thrilling I do say

>>222073115
So /brit/ is gay?

>>222073109
the last time I shagged are kemi she had pms

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Gotta love the politics of envy

>>222073109
Tony Blair for me

I’m 31 and a vf

>>222073083
poo beer crisps arse tits shagging wanking telly footy pub

Going to create and lead the american revolutionary guard corps to free america from the shah of israel

>>222073136
does this even generate any substantial tax revenue

>>222073136
shut it Tarq

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>>222073128
THIS