Falstaff edition
good edishluv falstaff luv booze luv shagging
could have pooed more today
>>222070579Retourne au Maghreb sale bougnoule.
everyone says uni is a waste of time and money but every job i want to eventually go for requires a degree
Love me a stout
>>222071418I clearly haven't been doing enough swotting because I don't think I'm getting a first this year
I'm 27 and poo my pants nothing to be ashamed of
Onto my second very excellent can of Carlsberg pilsner for the evening whilst spending time with my fellow sex having incels on boards.4chan.orf/int/brit
zack polanski has vanished from the face of the earth ever since that council tax embarrassment lol
>>222071428Chuis pas maghrebi nique ta mere fils de pute
>>222071431Just lie
>>222071442meme answers
>>222071442bit racist this
>>222071431it isn't if you go to a good one
>>222071449I noticed he had nothing pithy and Jewish to say about the police this week. I guess he only criticises them when they're arresting terrorists instead of innocent murder victims.
Gonna call everyone under 30 "little bubbah" from now on
DTFIC has been atypically quiet.
>>222071442French in bottom tier is madness
>>222071413had like 4 good english edishes in a row dunno what /brit/ is coming to
farage’s dangerous brand of poo and soiled nationalism
>>222071501Okay bobo>>222071501
>>222071431that’s cope even if you get a communications degree, if you end up working at a warehouse they will consider you up for promotion before some drooling retard with only secondary school
ryan dunn autopsy pics explicit
>>222071461T'es quand même un sale bougnoule, les Anglais n'ont pas besoin d'un bicot et d'un rat comme toi.
Literally just shit my pants
>>222071502why are you talking about yourself
>>222071502desperate to fuck incel canadian
>>222071531t. Newborn
>>222071521>some drooling retard with only secondary schoolktim
>>222071523>I'm Barack Obama and I'm gay (I'masloRyanDunn)
Polackski
>>222071525Alors tu veux que je reste en france?
>>222071531Sir Meconium Facewipe
People tend to flock with birds of a featherWhat does that say about all of us
Got a universal credit meeting tomorrow ladsGotta psych myself up and do my war chant
>>222071425So nothing then?
why are there french peepoo speaking french on /brit/
>>222071546Non, mieux vaut te suicider.
>>222071560give them hell lad
>>222071560This baited me
is polanski the only party leader with an imdb page? he’s such a shit actor as well
>>222071531liar
>>222071442>England has always been a diverse nation of immigrants>Also we can stereotype their women
>>222071444Yeah but you didn't answer the shagging bit. That's what actually counts.
>>222071566they are proud of their small language
>>222071587I didn't answer for a reason
spaincuck posting brown opinions from twitter
>>222071560Don't even have to do the meetings me
>>222071437Retard my quibbling over details undermines your entire argument. And again you ignore my cp example which is literally everything you asked for.And I asked you before what kind of definition you wanted and you ignored that and changed the topic, remember? You did it two times actually, see >>222064231>>222071524It's not. I would answer that it's not because you're unlikely to win. Now if you instead asked>Say, if you hypothetically found a way to hack the lottery and get the winning tickets, should you play themI would answer "yes"You would answer "no, because there are cases where you woulnd't know the winning lottery tickets, therefore it's very confusing when that doesn't happen"
>>222071575When I snap my fingers you'll call me a good actor
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
When my dad gets drunk he can't remember any movies or actors names or anything
>>222071566He's calling me a filthy arab because I'm moving to the UK. A bit uncalled for really but that's silly french people for you
I can't post
nth for the baddiedem
>>222071566Never heard of 1066?
>>222071597are you still going on about how you're a paedophile jesus christ
>>222071609lying's a sin you know
>>222071545I wish someone less stupid would talk to me about it desu because it's an interesting question
>>222071449Issuing a BOLO for "David Yaxley Paulden"
>>222071617Is that an IPA
aff tae bed
morality isn't real there is no method to derive oughts and shoulds
>>222071599look into the brown eye don't look around the brown eye look into the brown eye. you're under (me)
>>222071615would probably have to be a billionaire rapist evil vampire to date her
>>222071624Yes it's a wonder why more people don't discuss paedophilia here. Begs the question really...
>>222071619I'm not a paedo...
>>222071636SNAP>>222071638most intelligent atheist
>Farage’s Reform UK drops pledge to nationalise water and energy companies FFIAA
>>222071615corrr who dis
>>222071645working on the billionaire part
Am I a "chad" now?
>>222071623is it ok if I lie on my cv and write 'on track for first class', or maybe even 'expected first class' which isn't even a lie?or should I write 'predicted first class'?and can I lie on drop down menus that ask for your 'overall gpa'?
>>222071651
>>222071651*reposts*
>>222071658how big was his willy
>>222071658refuse to bleieve a girl sent that to a guy who posts here especially if it was related to sexliterally never had a girl say anything beyond "it was nice" and even then she started dating another guy soon after (despite telling me she wasn't interested in dating)
>>222071651unironically ktim
>>222071665funniest thing about this joke is you still see trannies repeating it but changing the word ugly to cute
>>222071658i guess sohow can i do this too please?
>>222071595looks like we got us a no-hoper here lads
>>222071657s
>>222071658bro just beat that pussy up
>>222071623Oopsies
>>222071449why do these people always commit the same types of offences?
>>222071653Rightoid moment
>>222071658That looks like the "melting face" emoji .The exact meaning depends on context, but it's usually some combination of:"I'm melting", "I'm done", "this is painful", or "please end my suffering."
>>222071682I thought this was a shaggers general
>>222071645just go brooding misunderstood werewolf>>222071655arrr ren(valkcy)
>>222071658So you treated a slag to a free meal and got nothing in return?
>>222071658will never experience this all sex i’ve had was mid at best
any billionaire rapist evil vampire surgeon in?
Been watching world cup classics on itvGetting in the mood
>>222071592Look mate, I understand you're probably not going to do anything with this information, but there will literally never be a time in your life where it's as easy to meet and fuck women. Never. It only gets harder from here on out. If you do anything with your remaining time there just stop posting on this god forsaken site and find ways to meet people. Join societies (where girls are) or that have mixed socials. Throw yourself out of your comfort zone, drink or take xanax if you have to get over the anxiety but I promise there is a girl out there, regardless of what you look like, who will be willing to shag you if you talk to them long enough and don't say anything stupid. Every year from now on you will have less opportunities. Your time is running out, do something about it. Do not end up one of the 40 year old virgins that post on this board and have nothing but jealousy and rage and hatred of women. Just leave this site now, it is only doing you harm.
>>222071719useless
>>222071648you are
>>222071728Is that Amber from Chapo?
Fellow in a meeting earlier was delivering an anecdote and mid flow he mentioned he accidentally touched a black guy on the tube and I instantly chimed in with "did you at least wash your hands"Got a full on belly laugh out of him and he went bright red
>>222071719
aff tae the land of nod to jump across fluffy dream clouds with all the sheep i counted
>>222071735billionaire rapist evil vampire mafia don here
>Andy Burnham confirms he will run for Labour leadershipstarmertroopers, the furher needs our help
>>222071658will never experience thisi've never had sex>>222071741screaming i even went back to uni to do a masters in my 30s primarily to meet womenstill didnt shag a single oneincel through and fucking throughnot only that because i actualyl hit on girls this time i almost got into hot water for being too forward etc lol
>>222071627Nah just kronenbourg innit.
i'm only a 36 year old virgin actually
>>222071653Source?
>>222071754and deleting that post, did that give janny power over the alanposter?
>>222071754no idea how he gets it so wrong sometimes
>>222071741I don't think I really want to shagI would prefer to be in a loving relationship
>>222071741good advice that
Michelle Trachtenberg in 2004
>>222071658i have had something similar but she was complaining that it hurt to sit down all day
>>222071609wg1 ghostie
Lads, should i ask the girl im going out with sunday if she would rather come over to my place to shag?
>>222071746No, I'm trying to make people understand why pedophilia is wrong
>>222071658BPD girl
>>222071782>I injured a woman
>>222071778thought the same but see >>222071762literally nothing mopre important for a guy than to get over the hurdlestop copinggood speeddont be me
>>222071786why are you asking us that, you filthy sex haver. go die
>>222071780I refuse to believe she had diabetes
>>222071770FT but it seems it's old news
>>222071741funny how someone gave you this advice once upon a time and you never acted on it but you expect him to
>>222071753like in a group meeting? risky that
>>222071786No, she'll pick up on the fact you just wanna fuck. Dates are emotional foreplay for girls
>>222071787you think it's not always wrong you think it's ok sometimes you are a paedo
Is there anything good about the UK right now? This Novak shite has confirmed politicians don't give a shit about you if you're white. We have a massive deficit caused by a ridiculous welfare bill that only ever gets larger. We have the highest taxes since WW2 and they will continue to go up. All our infrastructure is crumbling and we can't afford to maintain it. Meanwhile we piss away over £100B on a high speed rail network no one asked for. We sold off anything government owned including utilities like water, and now 30% of my water bill goes towards servicing debt I had no say in the owner taking out. There's loads more but fuck me this had got me deflated. I'm so fucking sick of it all
>>222071782jay from inbetweeners.webp
>>222071780it's not right :(
>>222071824yeah I like it
>>222071802I am going to be youI just hate speaking to girls and it would just be weird to try to speak them so I can have sexif I get a good job at least I will have a lot of money for a prostitute if I ever feel like it
>>222071824there's... uh... mhm...
this swede has been here for like 6+ hours arguing why paedophilia isnt a bad thingfucking SCREAMING this place is utterly abysmal
hownthe fuck are you supposed to be able to dance Not even proper dance just the onewhere you hold hands with a girl and step about
trying to see how long catberg can go without food
incels should be liquidated and sprayed on fields as fertiliser
>>222071812Yes was 5 of us total. 3 are good mates and the anecdote guy and the other guy are both young and keen to impress us so nothing will come of it.
>>222071834wish i were looked like that
>>222071771alanposter deleted it himself because he got the time wrong>>222071773thats what im wondering
>>222071854WHY?
>>222071819will never have a thick long willard to satisfy her my willard is the exact length of an iphone 13 might as well go to the shooting range and blow my shit smoove off
>>222071821You're thinking about the guy I'm responding to, who thinks it's fine to jerk off to CP.Personally I don't think there's any real world case where it's okay
>>222071842bruh u are gona be posting here in 10+ yearsstill a virgini can basically guarantee itfuck sakeimagine seeing this is your future and still going for it
>>222071852get drunk and just focus on the beat
>>222071824we’re a month away from winning the world cup mate
>>222071852Don't deep it mate just move your feet
need to die
>>222071851Somebody should tell psychologists about this place. They'd have a field day.
>>222071834HNNNNNG
Uh, actually you're a gay retard. How about that for an argument.
>>222071854
>>222071449Where has Farage been before the Nowak thing?
>>222071858Ffs 6 of us, 5 and myself
>>222071778Need to shag first before you can have that
So weird how extrovertcucks think "being social" is the only thing that matters in lifeMental cases can't even stand 2 minutes alone with their own thoughts lmao
yhe buoys
>>222071882fuck off
>>222071854don’t do this a cats liver is very sensitive and can suffer permanent damage, resulting in death if the cat doesn’t eat for 36-48 hours
>>222071871Mine is bigger than a samsung galaxy s25+
Turning 30 tomorrow lads ;(
>>222071893most introspective and intelligent "introvert" i.e. autist with no social skills
>>222071871you can work the angles also shag her in the ass, some of them cum better that wayNEVER GIVE UP
>>222071893I can't stand ten seconds with my own thoughts and I never leave my house and have no friends
hiding from life meprimarily with the use of my computer
>>222071893i mean it kinda is. i'd gladly give up my smelly introverted incel chud life for that
>>222071903>>222071866nah he loves fasting
>>222071878pscianftim
>>222071873I think I'll still be here too but I may not be a virgin>>222071891you don't need to shag a random girl on a night out to start a loving relationship, no
>>222071905sadly youll never get to use it cause women get the ick when they see your android
THREE out of the NINE Welshmen to play in the English premier league this season have won their clubs player of the season award!!!!5 English players won it (200 players)3 Welsh players won it (9 players)3 Brazillian players won it (35 players)Nothing personal x
>>222071907you about to go unc mode
>>222071856This but simpcels
>>222071921dont know what this means
>>222071920stop it
>>222071935Um
>>222071907I turn 28 next monthDon't like itNot one bit
>>222071854If he goes outside he eats
>>222071901Little snowflake triggered by FACTS and COLD HARD LOGIC
eating rice and preserved chinese vegetables and cucumber
>>222071936its an italian pastry
>>222071935MOOOOOODS
>>222071810Entirely wrong actually, I'm married
>>222071925honestly mate u are acting and writing like even bigger virgin at 19 than i wasyou are fucking cooked matei'm sorry
i'm 21not in london
>>222071887dunno not a fan of his
>>222071907ktim but 25 have very few good memories
think i wanked with the door ajar just then
>>222071965How hairy are you?
>>222071938how is this your national dish lad I thought you lot loved meat. explain yourself
>>222071909extrovertcuck fuming
>>222071967Also born on June 5th?
>>222071907i'm turning 33 in 2 months. just kill me. life is so shite
>>222071973average hairiness
>>222071949i'm getting really sick of you
think the real reasons Americans always bang on about muh border is because Mexicans mog them (men and women) in every way possible
heard 190 is coming back for brits 15 year anniversary cant wait lads
>>222071964I'm 20 unfortunatelyI am a pretty big virgin but if you count prostitutes then I don't think I will be a virgin in 10 years time
>>222071975looks pengalenga
>>222071986Their average height is 5'1
>>222071983Thank you for your quick response.
>>222071975Yeah even Haiti had the dignitiy to designate human flesh caked in mud as their dish, what gives?
>>222071980no
reckon zoomers would get further along in life if they stopped talking in porn terms so much
Had a shower now watching some YouTubes.
>>222071980You mean 5th June
>>222071986completely falsemexicans are almost as fat as americans are
Reminder it's literally illegal to communicate with under 18s on the internet. So if you respond to an underage poster who stated theie age, you can be done with noncing crimes. Look it up if you don't believe me, little nonce bitches.
>>222072017pretty sure they are fatter
Just cracked open my third very excellent carlsberg pilsner to drink whilst browsing my favourite site boards.4chan.org/int/brit with my fellow sex having incels
Poo Screaming
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2G8PkZ7put your age in the official BRIT CENSUS lads
Think you mean Juneteenth actually Rorke
Need to get me some of this Goth Girl Spit Energy Drink
>>222071854'berg... :(
Mad how unbearable life isNot a single second of joy
Slurping a 1664
the sound of cars, the smell of bars, the awful feeling of electric heat
>>222072024how many do you buy
>>222072034he hungry
>>222072027the "cool" childless bachelor uncle
>>222071975We do eat a lot of meat, this is just the signature salad and you drink Rakia with it. Unfortunately (or fortunately) most of our dishes are influenced by the Ottoman empire with the exception of pork with is the main consumed meat here.
>>222071907happy brithday still lad
>>222072004Not true + Americans aren’t known for their height either except the black ones + I said EVERYWAY, not just height bud
>>222072050he will be slain
>>222072042Literally a four pack every night. Can't but anymore until the 11th when I get paid as I've got 19 quid left in my account
>>222072027Rorke's 40th birthday
>>222072011sybau you sexy whore we dont do that
>>222072027Me after my fourteenth trip to the bathroom at my nephew's birthday party
The BIG cans on a fucking Thursday?What's going on here, lads?Sent a message to the toilberg I'm not felling well, you see.
>joyoh so you're entitled to ‘joy’ now are you?
>>222072015
>>222072027The little dance at 25s is killing me
>>222072077Joi will suffice.
>>222072073you need to get raped
>>222072038That's a 1066 mate, established this earlier
being introverted is different from hiding from the worldaverage person needs friends of some sort to be mentally healthy, because as much as we corrupt our biology we are still social mammals with a group structure
Mad that sometimes I have to ask girls for ID now
>>222072029Haha someone put 69!
>>222072077yes, i am actuallyall nice things should happen to me, why wouldnt they
>>222072030Used to get this day off when i worked at a school district >>222072060Spics are all 4'11 300lb amerindian goblins who work as slave labor until they get enough money to build a mansion in tegicigulpa and then leave
Gladimhere Putitin
posting 'I don't hate black people, transgenders and gays' on facebook just to see how many people I piss off
>>222072092i just dont ahaha
>>222072062doesnt seem a good idea
>>222072086only if I’m completely ignoring her actual instructions and just wanking to the voice
>>222072091I am content speaking with close family because I find speaking to anyone else is traumatic
>>222072091Agree. Being an introvert is just cope for people that are too scared to live their lives and just sit inside and hide from the world every day.
>>222072086
>>222072087Not ta worry, lad.You can rape me with a can x>>22207209214 is the age of consent in Bulgaria, lad.>>222072107Don't say 'transgenders and gays', lad.Say 'I don't hate LGBTQQIA+'
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWPN3QnAput your weird fetishes in the official brit fetish poll
>>222072050it's not right>>222072061you bastard he will find a new home
>>222072111Honestly mate I spend the day contemplating suicide so two hours of just mindless drinking isn't exactly a penance
>>222072111mad lad
hate my idiot chud life
>>222072062if you bought a case would you end up drinking it all then?
>>222072103britain’s greatest foe
when it's 30c but your black friend has a light jacket on while you're melting in shorts and a shirt
>>222072153>your black friender
>>222072115no one says introvert anymore grandad we’re autistic neurodivergents now
>>222072143Probably yeah
colombian narcoterrorist mercs getting captured and tortured to death by communist patriots in ukraine
>>222072115>live their livesSit in a grotty office all day, get pissed with strangers in the evening and barely make enough money to survive, let alone live how they want? Yeah that's where neets win. Most hobbies require time, not money. When you're a neet you can scrape enough together to do whatever hobby you want. For me? Reading, guitar, running, climbing, gym, fishing and outdoor expeditions. Wagies grovel for time off to be able to do any of that really.
>>222072130I don't think that's correct
>>222072100You sound insecure as fuck lol
yo cody those jerk off instuctions were so stellar dude like i totally blew my load so hard bro it was insane dude
i'm a perfect human
dadberg got big into the mens mental health stuff dont know how to feel about it
remember how obsessed everyone was with standup comedy in the 2000speople used to buy dvds of it
>>222072178get him shagged
doing a very eggy smelling poo and grimacing a little
>>222072172Grok said it isSo did the police>>222072178Tell him to man the fuck up and stop being a cunt
>>222072114i get it but if you are at least open minded you'll happen across the right people in the course of your life. won't be instant but you won't get to 50 and be totally alonei know its hard because i'm still in that process
i discovered those joi videos early as a kid and it ruined my life as now i'm addicted to femdom and sphi've spent thousands on it and worst of all i can't get hard to a woman irl
The three most important books:Mein kampf by adolf hitlerOn war by carl von clauswitzThe prince by niccolo machavelli
>>222072184based THIS
>>222072183woke got rid
>>222072195Parklife!
https://www.youtube.com/watch/aWo69wxg5RUthese vids are crack for me when im high on nigga weed
>>222072188It's 16 probably. It might have been 14 in 2000s or something. Tell it to give sources.
>>222072133hope they didn't get split up
>>222072197i'd add my diary
>>222072183Lee Evans was a big one
As a bloke, should you give a shit about your other people's mental health? Can't remember anyone giving a shit about mine
>You sound insecure as fuck lol
Mein poo by Adolf Shitler
>>222072195not cool bro, just quit, haven't looked at porn in years, it can be done
>>222072142don't we all
>>222072219no definitely not
>>222072223ktim
Imagine if Iran win the world cup
dont know why you'd ever talk about mental health to anyone ever just makes me feel worse anyway
any pooey incel creatures in
>>222072171Strange fantasy world you've created here
>>222072250wont happen though will it
>>222072219Unfair to mention it to people to be honest. Add a burden onto them. Fuck that.
>>222072251oh you mean like you’re doing right now?
getting my arse raped
>>222072250Ill be rooting for themMainly i want the usa to lose every game they play
>>222072253*raises poo covered incel freak hand*
>>222072219why not help people if you can
>>222072271patriot
>>222072213Oh hi Anne Frank, how's it going?
a problem shared is a problem halved rorke
>>222072268no
>>222072254Yeah because normies are totally all base jump instructors jumping off mountains, not just pecking away at their keyboards having pointless meetings
>>222072251worst part is revealing your weaknesses to people is just going to make them think less of youyou are just making things worse for yourself
new >>222070340
>>222072296Quite the dichotomy there
Literally everyone I know complains about work yet I don't work myself because I'm on pip. Insane that they go through life, 5 days a week, 8hr a day doing something they hate. And what's worse? It's entirely pointless.
>>222072253*raises emaciated paw*
