spooky britain edition
might get a life tomorrow
>>222075475Been playing the lottery? Gotta play to win
I got a lifeAn stone cold incel outlaw gangster patriot life
>>222075462>PluckleyIs that where Little Poland is located?
Glory to Wales!!!!!!
Need the 'bollah and the 'tollah to fly a swarm of FPV drones right into my tender gonads
>>222075462i love near pendle hill
need an foid to bounce on my member
need an foid to cuddle
Somebody PLEASE give me some kind of worthwhile direction or purpose in life
>>222075532Learn a strange foreign language and become a weaboo for that country
>>222075532im writing a book and its the only thing i get out of bed for in the morning
>>222075549what's it about
>>222075549Post the first page
>>222075532*too-DEE doo-DEE doo-DEE doo-DEE*>I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUIDE TO COME & TAKE ME BY THE HAND
>>222075559don't know>>222075560haven't written it yet
>>222075532saving the west!!!!
benchpress toil in the morning
>>222075583closest thing i've seen to a looney tunes gag in real life
>>222075583Bloody Samsungs
>>222075583i bet that stung a bit
>>222075597and what does this mean
purpose in life idea: chasing bigger, more extreme wanks ad infinitum
>>222075583eh?
dont like how aloof and uncaring australians are in general
I want to shag a farting Emma Watson.
>>222075583fuark
>>222075614a window into post-modern britain
>>222075640gives me the fear to think what would happen if they did care
>>222075527clav has no gains
>>222075640it's a larpAustralians love to bang on about how laid back we are, she'll be right and all thatbut in reality everyone is an extremely anal HOA type and it's seen most plainly to foreigners in our nanny state government
nth for the holodem
>>222075674>she'll be rightthis is the correct attitude to have though
Riddle: What's white-only yet also woke?
rorke could learn a lot from this
>>222075689acceptance is for the dying, should have some fight in you while you're living
Emma Watson has a smelly anus.
>>222075718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV2rapCcLmI
>>222075719exceedingly new-worlder post and attitudeyou are a visitor to this thread, do not forget it
>>222075684based
>>222075718nebuchadanezzar wont be happy with this!
mares
have to get up in 3 hours and 52 minutes. its over
>>222075730i don't think so, i think passivity is only a recent thing that has been drilled into you
why do cameras always have a focus can't they make cameras that are always clear at any distance
a poo, freshly wankedexcellent
>>222075742toilbergs got his paws grasped firmly on your testicles
the cow goes shaZOOOOO
>>222075752not allowed
>>222075731x
Might try some fentanyl
>>222075743in this country, and indeed this thread, we wait for things to get betterplease refer to the promotional material of new labour's election campaign
>>222075764herro everynyan!!!
desperately need a hair transplant
lol did you see that saudi student shot a bloke with a crossbow in university of surrey student accomodation
>>222075774prefer not to say
>>222075691what makes white eggs more carbon efficient?
>>222075774no also why is that lol
>>222075774Wallah these people are dogs!
>>222075691not the only thing dominated by brown eggs is it
>>222075771>we wait for things to get betteryou should expect things to get worse and give it an effort anyways
why are saudis so unpleasantyou'd think the rich ones that come here for uni would be nice but the ones i met were rude as well
need some whiskey
>>222075772
>>222075805A bunch of oil rich new money cunts with a racial and religious superiority complex. Whatever would make you think they'd be nice?
>>222075789just strange weapon. apparently he used to be a student there but hes 21 and the victim is in his 50s so maybe it was revenge for asking him not to smoke indoors or something
would you a 23 year old gf who can't hold her pee?
>>222075820dunno the rich asians were always alright
hallucinated lots of sounds this evening. some funky, some just plain evil
>>222075805none of them have worked a day in their lives except for their camel herders i supposei do like some of the stuff they do with automobiles thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6-dWDok3khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMuCpnSy_EM
>>222075834not onshouldn't be killing anyone in my opinion x
>>222075851A sensible take
>>222075840some chinese ones can be really bad if they are super rich and spoiled. trash their rooms and just fall apart without a maid and personal assistant and spit everywhere
>>222075841get up and dance!
>>222075774phwoar fucking hell i didn't realise guildford was that big
>>222075805Why would they be nice, lmao. Have you ever met actual rich people before? Like, you don't know that rich people unironically hate non-rich people on a visceral level, right? Like cockroaches. You don't understand that if at one point you can make other humans do whatever you want by giving them money you don't really have much incentive to be pro-social and cooperative yes?
This is like 9/11 for women.
>>222075836isn't it the reverse, it's difficult to pee at all for ketheads like they'll be standing there for half an hour
>>222075805never went to uni so it might be the same here but going to class with some saudi prince sounds very bizarre
Why don't you get a jobMary Berry has a job!Even Tarquin's got a jobSo why don't YOU get a job?
>>222075867has more to do with being saudi than with being rich methinks
>>222075875Cause I'm a mentally ill freakazoid
>>222075872they have to wear incontinence pads because they piss themselves
>>222075872that's probably what caused the irreversible bladder damage
total pigeon supremacy
>>222075875>>222075886im him but worsei am the grottiest little grub of a thing that this thread ever did saw
>>222075872I think you're thinking of men with prostate problems.
>>222075873they have stong military tradition and often go through the british military system so they come here and do shit like complain about carrying a heavy radio so they just dig a big hole and bury it so they dont have to carry it. and pay other soldiers to do their ironing and polish. and buy pizza for 300 people on a friday.
>>222075913I claim disability benefits myself
>>222075916is that what that is?*sniffff*well i won't worry about it
>>222075909hmm, yes keep telling yourself that
>>222075930>>222075909love, love LOVE these particular imagés
>>222075932is that so
why did that german come into the thread to sperg out about rich people then immediately left
>>222075881Material life influences consciousness more than consciousness influences material life.
what if you use drugs responsibly? Is it ok then?
once told a girl i was dating a joke and she said it was such a peter griffin family guy jokecan't even remember the joke itself but i still seethe about that
whoops spoke too soon
Emma Watson has a sweaty left butt cheek.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
>>222075957s
You can retire the Emma Watson poo and fart gimmick now, literally no one finds it endearing or annoying enough to be considered a troll either. It just makes my already unsmiling face just smile a little less.
>>222075977kek this is me
>>222075977it'll get better. never give up
>>222075977stop comparing yourself to others, you only get one life, one experience, make the best of it, the past does not exist so imagine yourself as someone who was just transported into your body from the void
>>222075957people, women especially, are always telling me I'm just like that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. I've never seen it but I know it's popular so I've got that going for me I guess
>>222075977*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
>>222075977ktimmington
Project Saudi GF 2027
>>222075977me, this is. kek!
do you bong faggots not sleep o algo?how come your general is always trending on page 1 or 2 throughout the day?
hundred billion bottles washed up on the shoooooore
project rape rorke 2026
>>222076013We stand astride this board like a colossus.
>>222076013
>>222075998isn't a matter of comparison, i am in constant physical and mental and emotional pain and anguish and torment and misery and aching and rotting and breaking
And IWill always love pooooooo
>>222075977be an authentic atheistreject your entire culture's social status narrative instead of merely its' religionit helped me
>>222076013sup cody
>>222076033have you tried smoking the herb
The worst thing you can do is accept people's arbitrary decisions regarding what age it's over. No, it isn't literally over when you're 30. That sharp sense of possibility, that quiet joy that underlies the actions of even unhappy youth is simply hope. Never ever abandon hope, don't even abandon it when you're 89 or 101 (if you reach either age).Ignore that little annoying voice that sounds so wordly wise and is, instead, merely frustrated romanticism.Hold on to hope even if you feel like a retard doing it. Even if you feel happy, hold on to hope that it becomes something greater. Entropy will drag you down, only in our minds can we fight back.Also, God exists btw.
>>222076031looks like recamán's sequence
>>222076013Australians keep the threads on life support went the Britishers are asleep
>>222076044Where are the Olympic gold medal winners who took gold at 101 years old after they decided it wasn't over?
start raping your own arse
>>222076057Right there King
>I, Gregg Wallace, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles III, his heirs and successors, and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend His Majesty, His heirs and successors, in person, crown, and dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of His Majesty, His heirs and successors, and of the generals and officers set over me.
>>222076057you don't have to win a gold medalat that age just try to be the best at bingo or not losing your memory
>>222076057Instead of making this smarmy little comment you could have met me halfway and understood I meant something deeper than mundane achievement. You are someone who loves by the annoying pinched little voice and you will become smaller and smaller the more you listen to it.
scranning a raped
>>222076077>loves*lives
>>222076044I failed at life in my 20's and I had been suicidal long before thatbut as the years drew by and I languished in my mother's guest room, I noticed something quite unusual:the world was becoming more like me instead of me in my seclusion drawing away from it into inevitable doomI've never been happier at 40
The Raped Rorke Hypothesis EXPLAINED
>>222076077spanked that sardonic scoffer's bottom red raw
unc is 40 :skull:
one of us should be elected as leader of the country and we'll sort everything out
>>222076035>>222076040bad posts>>222076044>>222076077good posts
hope uzbekistan do something at the world cup
raping rorke is BOOMING, here's why YOU need to be part of it
>>222076097s
the TRUTH about raping rorke
>>222075977Katheem but as long as I draw breath it's day by day still
janny hot on the trigger omds
>>222076105? like what
>I've never been happier at 40
janny sniped that post that quick?good grief, leftypol jannies do not fuck around when you do a racism
>>222076097janny did NOT like this one
>>222076112>>222076127i wasn't taking the piss and i didn't get banned for it
>>222076119score a good goal or have a fit girl in the crowd
so this is rorke
Emma Watson? Shagged her, mate. She said I was the best she ever had.
>>222076044Well, here it is, the long fabled good post.
>>222076099I have a wild mane of hair like Mick Hucknall in the 90's idgaf
Think the cashier knew I was going to make a nigga jar
>>222076117she's just like me fr
not a fan of most things
>>222076154kek, this is me.
>>222076154Think it's supposed to be that way
so he got em on that 3:10 train to yuma
>>222076154AHHHHHH THIS IS MEEEEEEEEE
>>222076147do you have friends in real life or do internet strangers know you better than anyone elsei'm familiar with your posts here and on /cum/
>>222076137ah rightyeah i love sardonically cheering on those gimmick countries that are only there to maybe get a goal or two in the entire tournamenthaiti, scotland, qatar, the congo, all sure to produce a riot
Really need to crack on with killing myself
Its over after 30
Wonder if there were caveman hipsters
>>222076172I do have friends, but I have not had sex in a decade even though I frankly look amazing for 40 and women take notice of me all the time
the death of katie has inspired me. she will have created beauty even after she is gone
>>222076182t. pinched little voice listener
sitting next to the American gf got any good memes to share?
my dad is 57 and has lost 5 stone recently and says he feels young againthe fact that his new gf is 38 probably helps but still
>>222076201
>>222076176What did you do?
sucking a pigeon
would never kill myself. the government would love that and i hate those cocksuckers so much i would never
>>222076201ever shag her up the arse?
>>222076212arsed it all up
>>222076210actually screamed at this and worried my dad is going to come in my room and tell me to shut the fuck up now lol
>>222076201she'll love this one
French doors
>>222076223gif is a screamer
first draft of the old autobiog sorted
>>222076222
>>222076221Based, worth it (don't die)
>>222076189so why haven't you had sex theni'm a virgin meself and i don't really expect to lose it
>>222076223screaming>>222076230yeah it's funny isn't it
>>222076237I have just kinda attained my majority, in a way, really, I'm a pretty unusual person
did wake my dad up but he's just gone to the toilet and made some passive aggressive sighs as he was doing it lol
very bizarre
German doors
>>222076232>Cousin Fredjust how NAUGHTY is that chapter?
rorke's dad hearing 36 year old rorke giggling at 3am and wondering where the fuck he went wrong as he's pissing
>>222076256live in me childhood bedroom but i don't live with me mum or dad although they're still alivebroken home you see
mumberg once said I remind her of alan partridge and was confused when I got a bit offendedthink it was supposed to be a compliment somehow
give my willy a KISS
>>222076266>live in me childhood bedroom>but i don't live with me mum or dadeh?
>>222076210>>222076222s
>>222076272grandparents house :)
>>222076268alri steve coogan
Pineapple's marinating nicely *puts lid back*
saw a jeff the killer screamer when i was about 8 and it was the most scared i've ever been in my lifei didn't know you could do something like that and i didn't know why someone would put that on the internet
>>222076276mum's side or dad's sideor do all four of your grandparents live together
also i'm not 36 i'm 24
piss screaming (ketamine abuser long term)
>>222076288
>>222076289only one side, don't see the relevance of which so i won't be telling you
That scene where the imperial officer refers to vader's sorcerors ways really shows you how much star wars was made up as they went along. Simply doesn't feel like a Star WarsTM scene.
poo howling (bowel incontinent wolf)
>>222076301the jedi were extinct so for many people the force probably was just an old fairy tale
>>222076268i'd kill to have the life of alan partridge
>>222076214
>>222076288>jeff the killer>when i was about 8 FOLC
>>222076205she fit?
piss screaming after my runt son woke me up
>>222076308wasnt really talking about the continuity tbf
>>222076319r jeff is fuckin amcient mate
>>222075462map doesn't even have the gnomes of Nottingham?
Get yourself some jr's and some kool aid mmmm
>>222076331oh yeah, that album last time was too 00's post rock, a lot of that had a jarring nerd vibe that turns me off, sry!
>>222076340yeah coons are stupid we get it, i don't want to think about them
>>222076351No there's something important going on with that meme and I'm going to figure it out
What I mean is that in the original you really get this sense of the clash with the mechanical and the mystical. The Force seems quite mysterious. Whereas in the later universe it feels more like epic superpowers than a mystic force.
or was it jarring only to my ears and sort of indifferently flowing in a well-produced whisper like a Radiohead song to normal folk, which is what everyone on the radio was trying to do for years until like 2012?
>>222076368since you're 40 then when and how did you discover the 'chon
Made a new group of friends about 5 months ago and I'm considering ghosting them all
love how you rename images to whatever you want in 4chanx
Really really hot blonde girl with her arse and chebs hanging out for everyone to see was in front of me while waiting in line at the gas station today lads
Looks like blood and the pineapple looks like fat. 1000 cokes. Let's brainstorm this.
>>222076380it was in 2012, 2nd Habbo, through a local forum, I spent 2 years on /b/, then I migrated here
>>222076385Should have shagged her
>>222076385Type like a brit then say gas station. Big tonal whiplash from this post, don't like it
only things i "talk" to are claude and 4chan
beer tastes a little off but I'm still drinking it, will let you know if I die lads don't worry x
>>222076393The gas station clerk was a black guyNaughty thoughts began brewing
>>222076404why are you all like this
>>222076398just be a big man of Saxon birthI have absorbed so much drug and alcohol abuse, good god, it well could do for 100's of Jeets or Azns if not more
>oi i need ta go to da petrol station to fill up me cahh
>>222076404the yank is unveiled and drops all pretence of civility
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSnklLggj4
>>222076398Got a bag of unsalted almonds and walnuts the other day and they tasted like pesticides and preservatives and I looked, you're not going to believe this, I looked at the bloody dates, the expiration dates, and it said May 28 (2025)... and I thought, 3 days expired and they already taste like petrochems? Not so fast. 2026.
>>222076422They will be hoisting the israeli flag in its stead
>>222076404quintessential
>feel stinging sensation on tongue while eating crisps>start noticing it with other foods>get it checked out>tongue cancer>stage 4>get surgery>surviveluv me crisps, gonna rip open a bag right now for my health
Why aren’t British people beheading judges and cops in the streets in front of their families
genuinely don't think I've ever spent a day on /brit/ where interracial sex wasn't mentioned
>>22207639120th anniversary of the Habbo raid coming up, just two days after this country's 250th celebrationReckon something will be planned, Habbo must be dying so they'll probably welcome itI would have been 4 years old when the original raid happened, Lulz.
>>222076410>>222076415>>222076432If a jew molested your mind on a daily basis like they do to americans here you would be the same
what are our thoughts on this
>>222076439Their country is a complete clownshow.
>the jews made me watch succulent bbcs enter thick pale cheeks you see
>>222076449letting them anywhere near the sport should constitute a fucking crime against humanity on FIFA's part
>>222076449will there be kneeling?
>>222076439idk cody why don't you rise upyou've got guns
>>222076449Kind of don't really know what I'm looking at
first time i remember being grounded. i was 5 and i called my 3 year old sister a fuck head because she took my toy
>Their country is a complete clownshow.
>>222076456they unironically did. mental how blacked porn has literally entered the mainstream and everyone knows what it is mainly because of jewish media thinking it's funny to demoralize and spread degeneracy to the goyim
was never grounded because I was a shit inmy dad put my playstation in the loft when I misbehaved instead lol
>>222076480I think it is snek
>>222076456American society does revolve around the black phallus tbqfwy
>shit in
>>222076488fav playstation game?
>>222076322get that runt back patted and chunked
>>222076478touch grass
this is just like the time i ordered a 2 hot saag paneer with no naan!
never been grounded as i never did anything x
just found out that there's a unique sword in that cave from the hircine quest and it disappears completely after you started that quest because the interior gets replaced fffffuuuck you todd
>>222076478Literally cannot watch any television program or any movie without it being in thereIt permeates every aspect of our society and i don't like it!
imagine being this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSK47WlZ6Ac
>>222076497played timesplitters 2 over and over again when youngbut also loved mgs3
>>222076511you can still kill sinding for it
A game I loved that I never see discussed is Second Sight
and as the years piled on I came to realize an important truth: there is no need to be deeply invested in anything in this present age, which is why the zoomers are like that. Yet that prevents a lot of cruelty, grief, conflict. The apotheosis of capitalism is approaching: a lot of us have a choice.
been grounded my whole life
Bag of marshmallows down the hatch
The Raped Rorke Iceberg Chart
reckon i could send a ghost flying if it really tried to spook me
Was only beat with a belt once as a kidI was 6 or 7 and i was pissing and my sister was right next to me and i turned and peed on her and my dad gave me the worst beating I've ever had in my lifeLike tony soprano beating ron zelman with his belt in that one sceneHe never did it again because from that point on i was a good boy
>>222076477Fuck up Malaponte you smelly Arab.
>>222076536got a fear of electricity or something?
>>222076557:|
mental that victorian porn existsI obviously know sex has always been a thing but it's still weird to see
>>222076557no i've never been on a plane
>>222076515burgers?
>>222076570Yeah how the hell am i not to think about melanin meat missles when every tv advert has black guy with a white girlPlease, do pray tell
>>222076567i dream of a world without sex at least in the way we think of it
>>222076580mental
think if the porn is over 120 years old it should be allowed
>>222076590corveiny chebs and suchphwor
>>222076567watched some of silent era porn on wikipedia and it's fucking nuts, like they're fucking like normal people and then suddenly start pissing on each other or fucking men in the ass
i meant legal porn, on /brit/, of course.
meanwhile at the communal /brit/ pooing trough
>>222076605saw one where there was a random shot of a dog licking a penisdid not enjoy that at all
>>222076576i imagine assraping them (heterosexual if it’s an act of war) while the foolish miscegenator watches
I need to have farty sex with Emma Watson where she shamelessly lets loose during.
>>222076617skinny girls were a 1920s fad that rorkes have latched onto as the ideal woman for some reason
>>222076617thing is you can easily fake a picture into being really old so you need to provide a source
zingers have dried upmake the new
>>222076630https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW/comments/1lrqw2j/from_artist_pierre_lou%C3%BFsum_1890/
>>222076617>>222076625Men have always loved big fat arses the world over
>>222076653Not me. Love skinny women with normal asses.
>>222076651right well that's a reddit link not a reputable source
>>222076655want a medal?
>>222076670>>222076670
>>222076660https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pierre_Lou%C3%BFs,_15.jpgHere's a pic from the photographer and she has a decent rump
>>222076673>https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pierre_Lou%C3%BFs,_15.jpgactually wikimedia isn't necessarily reliable eitheryou can't trust anything you see anymore, not completely
me? i like big nose big eyes big ass big tits big thighs big lips big cheeks big hair big flow small waist small feet small hands small height small pussy
we all in here then?
